#UGHHHH i hate working at a flower shop

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ALLISON IVE HAD YOUR ORDER READY FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF GET UR ASS HERE SO I CAN GO HOOOOOOOME

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Red Velvet Reel 9.3: Blue Ain’t (Usually) My Color

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Pairing: [Married] Spicyhoney (Underfell Papyrus x Underswap Papyrus)

Summary: Stretch receives conflicting advice on how to go about fixing this. He decides to go the middle ground of big, heartfelt gestures that say ‘sorry’ without actually saying it. What could possibly go wrong?

Characters: Stretch (Underswap Papyrus) & Red (Underfell Sans)& Blue (Underswap Sans)

Contains: Mpreg/Skelepreg! Different monster cultural traditions between universes!  

Rating: Teen and up! (I guess?)

Note: Sorry this took me forever! In hindsight, I should have finished this part before starting my event, huh? I got like an ask or 2 left for that! I kinda wanna keep it up for fun tho, in case y’all have any other questions, but hmmm... idk! idk~

“Huh?” Red looked at him like he grew another head- that devious bastard was actually trying to act dumb! “Fuck ya talkin’-“

“I hurt Edge’s feelings, bad, so I gotta make all of this up to him.” Stretch shifted restlessly, “How do I apologize to him? What would a Fell monster do?”

“Fell don’t apologize, ‘cause Fell ain’t got no feelin’s! Just act normal ‘n like there ain’t nothin’ bad.” Red mimed brushing dust off of his jacket, “Ya forget? I forget. S’easy!”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Blue crossed his arms over his chest, looking pensive, “You’re not Fell, and Edge won’t expect a Fell-style apology from you. Actually, he might be more hurt by the fact it looks like you don’t care.”

His face must have fallen, because Blue immediately continued, “So, I think you should just talk to him! Say you realized you hurt his feelings, apologize, and that you want to make it up to him!”

“Is this like a dungeon puzzle?” Stretch put his head on the table, “I don’t know. What question do I ask so I know which of you is lying and which of you is telling the truth?”

Distantly, he heard Blue explain over his head, hand patting his back, “It’s a movie reference.”

“Ok, whatever, we don’t got all fuckin’ day.” Red must have leaned on the table, because he sounded a lot closer in an instant, “Why don’tcha do both? Sorry by gettin’ Edge somethin’ nice ‘nstead a’pologizin’, yeah?”

“Like what?” Stretch turned his face onto the side of his arm with a dejected sigh, unable to muster the strength to lift his head. Trying to fight against biology was too much work- he was just gonna be an emotional mess for the rest of this quarter. Thanks a lot, Pancake.

“From you?” Red squinted at him, hand drumming on the table, “Uh, sing. One ‘a them cowboy songs.”

Stretch sat up abruptly, whacking at where his ears should have be. “Huh?!”

“Ya made a mixtape one Gyftmas, yeah?” Red knew about that?! Why did Red know about that?! “S’favorite gift ya ever gave. Goddamn brat listened to it fuckin’ thousand times.”

“That was a gag gift!” Stretch couldn’t believe it, a weird mix of touched and embarrassed and confused. “He wasn’t supposed to like it!!! I- I yodeled, man! There was a banjo- I don’t know how to play the banjo! I play the harboneica! I put so much ‘twang’ into the first like 3 songs I kept coughing throughout ‘I’ve got Spurs that Jingle Jangle Jingle!’ And you’re telling me he liked it?!” He dragged his hands down his face, wishing he could sink into the floor. (and still kinda weird pleased) “He listened to it! More than once?!”

Blue laughed lightly, turning his face away as though that were any less humiliating for his poor, embarrassed, put-upon brother, “I remember.” Why did Blue remember?! What did he remember?!

“Sorry, Papy,” Blue didn’t look or sound apologetic enough, “But you were singing at the top of yours lungs and you kept crashing into things. You were laughing almost the entire time, though, so I assumed you were having a good time.”

“Ughhhh...” Stretch tried to slide down the cushioned seats and onto the floor as Red and Blue snickered. Laughing at his expense. Traitors. “Is that what Edge liked about it so much? Making fun of me?”

“Ya damn well know that ain’t true.” Red wasn’t quite as smiley anymore.

“Then why-?”

“ ‘Cause he’s sappy as shit!” Red was at the end of his patience, bringing his hands down hard enough to shake the table, “He likes bein’ able to be soft with ya, ok?! All them singin’ bad ‘n dancin’ in the kitchen kinda shit! So pick yer noggin fer somethin’ sugary as hell ‘n just!” He gestured, articulating something Stretch could barely understand. “Fuckin’! Don’t apologize like a bitch! Seduce him like a nerd!”

“Ok!” This was sounding like a better and better plan! Be as charming and goofy and lovable romcom protagonist-y as possible, sweep Edge off his high heels, and get everything back to normal! With the added bonus of making Edge super happy and letting him know he was deeply, truly loved! Brilliant!

“Blue!” He turned to his brother, an excited twinkle to his eye, “How do I do that? What are the best romcom tropes and treats?”

“Um.” Blue’s cheeks flushed in embarrassment as Red leered at him, but he soldiered on, “You could leave him cute voice messages of you singing for him. Uh, he’s more of a savory person, so some biscuits or something from the Barkery might be nice. Balloons? Flowers? Everybody likes flowers!”

“Y’ain’t ever get me flowers.” Red teased, grin sharp.

“Stuffed animals are popular too.” Blue ignored him, “But make sure you’re tailoring it to his interests-“

“He likes dancin’!” Red moved his torso to some imaginary beat, but with that snickering, Stretch wasn’t sure if he was being serious or not. “S’Latin night somewhere! Merengue ‘n Salsa ‘n cumbias, nuerito! Real heat up with a bachata!”

“Yeah, ok! I don’t! Know! What half of those are! But ok!” This was going to be great! Stretch pulled his brother into a hug, kissing the top of his head, “You’re a genius, bro!”

He turned to his brother-in-law, “Red-”

Red backed himself into a corner when Stretch turned to him, holding his hand out, “Ain’t gonna letcha kiss me ‘fore buyin’ dinner, Honey.”

Stretch laughed at that, Soul feeling light and suddenly incredibly happy, shaking his brother-in-law’s hand... before clanking a kiss to the back of his hand anyway. Had to practice being as charming as possible, after all!

“Thanks guys!” He was up in a moment, bouncing on the heels of his high tops excitedly, “I’m gonna hit up the Barkery to get a special order in before they close! And the flower shop! And see what other cool stuff I can find!”

“Papy-“ Blue called out, “You still need to tell him why-“

“Don’t be givin’ all at once- draw shit out!” Red was louder, obviously riling Stretch up even further, “Keep ‘im guessin’!”

Stretch was already out the door, phone to his head and waving cheerily as he ran- literally ran- off. Blue sighed deeply.

“Whatcha wanna bet on?” Red was gleefully devious, worrying at a piece of g like the caricature villain he liked to project himself as. “How’sit gonna blow? Who’s gonna blow?”

“It’s rude and in poor taste to bet against your brother and brother-in-law’s happiness.” Blue told him primly, “So, I’ll bet a compliment to Edge, on a topic of your choosing, that Edge is going to contact me to ask what’s wrong with Papy-“

“I ain’t gonna take those odds!” Red crossed his arms petulantly, “S’fuckin’ rigged, tramposo!”

“Before he rips into you for outing his cowboy kink to my brother.” Blue finished with a coy smile, laying his hands flat on the table with a shrug. “But if you’re too chicken-“

“Hah!” Red’s smile was excited and bright as he put his own hands down, palms up, “That’s good! Hell if I know! I’ll betcha...” His fingers drummed on the table pensively, “Hm... Betcha an paternal encouragin’ fer Honey. Tell ‘im he’s gonna be a good Papa.”

“Yeah, okay,” Blue reached for the hand Red offered him, turning it carefully to make sure it wasn’t booby trapped. As soon as they shook on it, Red kicked him under the table- and he got a joy buzzer to the knee.

“I hate you!” Sputtering angrily, Blue rubbed at his knee, obviously trying to dispel the lingering numbness, “You’re such an asshole!”

“Love ya too, baby cakes.” Red blew him a kiss as he stood up, stretching his arms over his head. “Now hurry up ‘n grab ‘em napkins! Game’s comin’ on at 1:00, and I ain’t gonna miss it ‘cause you’re bein’ lazy.”

Red was already at the door, walking into a shortcut before he had to hear Blue cussing him out again.

FIN.

[Part 1] [Part 2] [ Part 3 - Here! ]  

[zombeamik]

OKAY SO BIG RANDOM GAMEPLAY SPOILERS ABOUT DELTA RUNE

OKAY SO BIG BIG BIG BIG SPOILERS DOWN BELOW IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED THE GAME AS THIS WAS MY EXPERIENCE SO i did update this as i was playing so please ignore my spelling mistakes and confusion as i am to lazy to go back and fix it lmao enjoy!! :D

man WHAT i has to stare at their names to figur it out but KRIS IS FRISK AND RALSEI IS ASRIEL AND SUSIE IDK WHO SHE IS BUT WHATEVER BUT WHENEVER WE SAVE IT COMES UP AS THE CREATOR AND KRIS IS GONE AND IM LIKE ??????? SO WHEN AM I SHOWINH UP BUT NO OFFENSE I KNOW IM SUPPOSED GO SAVE EVERYONE AND GOAT MOM AND EHATEVER BUT I LIKE GENOCIDE SOZ NOT SOZ i honestly though kris was chara but then i’m like oh shit they have one yellow stripe OH SHIT DOES IT KNOW I PLAYED GENOCIDE LMAO

but man it’s so cool and i’m happy so

EW CROWN MARIO REFRENCE I HATE THIS GAME LMAO

ok was there a way to finish the crown mario button fight without being pacifist ew

i’m sorry i don’t know how to get exp or love or whatever they call it and i am MAD

when you loved clover but you trying to be mean so you had to kill them D: I AM BAD PERSON BC IT WAS THEIR BIRTHDAY UGH

i love magnus and his hammer head ugh he cute

i like lancer BUT DO U REALLY WANT HIM ON MY TEAM HMM

i charged my mind i love lancer he’s just scared and he wants his papa to live and love.

aND HIM AND SUSIES FRIENDSHIO IT IS GREAT I LOVE IT OK

ALSO HUH LOOK AT THAT ATTACK WOW REMINDS ME OF FLOWEY OH WOW IT WORKS LIKE FLOWEYS ATTACK! WAY TO STEAL AN ATTACK FLOWEY (he don’t exist yet i’m guessing as toriel talked about asriel at the start of the game so prequel to when monsters lived above???)

OH NO I AM SAD AGAIN LANCER ISNT HITTING BACK LIKE GOAT MAMA NOOO DO NT HURT HIM SUSIE

susie is like ok we can talk it out with the king and i’m like WHAT NO IM HERE FOR GENOCIDE I AINT DOING NO PACIFIST

even tho i couldn’t kill the button crown dude whatever honestly didn’t know how lmao

excuse me Rouxls Kaard??!?! ur basically a royal mettaton OK BUT WAIT WHAT WAS THAT SPARKLY THI G DOD I MISS IT OR HUH

ugh gross the shop keeper is Rouxls Kaard MAN EW UR PUZZLES SUCK

KING PLS WHAT HAPPENE TO U??? TO THEM HES A HERO TO ME WHAT THE HELL WHY IS IT COMING OUT OF HIS STOMCH IM SO CONFUSED HELP

you’re much stronger than i envisioned PLS don’t use toriels like thanks i am TRYING to do genocide BHT OK

HUH I DID MOT AGREE TO PUT MY WEAPON AWAY

WHERES MY CREATION I WANT TO MURDER STUFF LMAO

wow i suck i just want to kill everybody and not even do a peaceful way whoops lmao

I KNEW IT HOW FUCKING RUDE MR KING I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU BUT NO AND RHEN YOU FO THAT?!

WAIT IM NOT READY TO LEAVE I HAVENT DONE THE THING IN THE FOREST OR GOT THE KEY WAIT

OH MY GOD WHAT ITS FLUFFYBOY IN COLOUR HUHHE CUTE

UH OH DETERMINATION AWLAWYS HAS TO REUIN EVERYHRJ H

okay yes toby i will leave you be but i wanted to look i the computer lab cri

OH ASGORE IS MY DAD YEAH WE BASICALLY CHARA BUT OUT NAME IS KRIS frisk BUT WHAT AWW

EXCUSE ME ASRIEL IS IN COLLEGE?!

omg did asgore die maybe they had a fight again or whatever but excuse me what happened i want to know.

BURGERPANTS WHY ARE TOU WORKING AS A MASCOT A PIZZA PLCE I MISSED TOU BUT UR JOB STILL SUCKS

and undyne and alphys not together???

IT WAS NICE TALKINGBURGER PANTS BUT THERES SO MUCH TO LOOK ATHOPEFULLY YOU CAN GO TO COLLEGE AND BECOME THAT ACTOR ENJOY MAN

UH NTY I LIKE ASGORE AND TORIEL NOT ASGORE AND UNDYNE AND UNDYNE AND BURGER PANTS EW no offense.

IM SO HAPPY TO SEE ALL MY FRIENDS?? I AM CRYING

DAAAAAD WHAT HAPPENED I CAME TO SEE YOU, YOU OWN A FLOWER SHOP?? AW MAN I LOVE YOU

THAT WAS SUCH A CUTE HUG OMG DONT APOLOGIZE DAD I MKSSED U NO WAIT I LOVE HUGS GIVE ME ANOTHER PLS

huh that’s cool instead of souls he has flowers instead pls don’t tell me we gonna run into evil soul flowers in this game thanks.

oh the flowers toriel used for her wedding are probably the ones in the containers i am sad

RED HORNS?! YOU MEAN DEVIL HORNS WHAT WERE TOU THINKING jk lmao

excuse me mum but if you do not put those flowers in the kitchen and you put them in the trash I AM MOVING OUT

oh i just noticed that my side of the room in really empty and now i am sad, asriel what the hell.

UM

UM

UMMMMMM WHAT THE FUCK OH NO I KNEW IT OH MY GOD UM UM THAT IS BAD BUT OK IT IS GOOD CAUSE THAT EHAT I WANTED BUT OH NO

HELLO I KNEW IT WAS YOU

end of first run lol

starts of pacifist run

also so i’ve replayed it as i’m trying to actually do genocide and pacifist instead of neutral, ill figure it out. but the cutscene when they were falling down tbh could have been my eyes but i swear i saw abit of red on uh chara or mikaela or kris or whatever you want to call them. anyways.

UM

so i’m doing pacifist ugh anyways omg?

but i mean WHAT ITS SOCUTE UGH

anyways if ur doing pacifist o honestly think you gotta fight the temptation to kill everything as the evil character man it’s gonna be hard bc goat mama noticed something was wrong and now we ripped our soul out so UH I MEAN YES SOMETHING IS WRONG. CALL 000 PLS

OK SO PACIFIST IS COOL BUT YKNOW

ANYWAYS I AM GETTING MAD ABOUT THIS SECRET BOSS UGH CAN YOU JUST FALL ASLEEP MAN WHAT THE HELL

I WANNA KILL HIM BUT IVE DONE THIS WHOLE THING PACIFIST SO UGHHHH

OK I GIVE UP I CANT FIGURE OUT THE PATTERN CRY I MAY HAVE TO COME BACK TO IT BUT PROBS NOT I MEAN IS THE ARMOUR WORTH IT OR LIKE

anyways time to continue with pacifist story

ah lovely pacifist ending

no my only question is when chapter 2 comes out i’m wondering if that’s gonna be start of the “genocide route” or where you start gaining levels if you want.

OTHERWISE SUPER COOL YA OK

im sorry i thought i was done with this post lol but that ending gets me everytime i’m still wondering where the soul will go or who will take it bc goat mama is probs gonna see it in there. but i honestly wonder why they turned evil like was it because asriel wasn’t there and mum and dad broke up or was it because of susie even tho she was nice like?????? maybe it was because of the king like spooky king not dad king like maybe they noticed that you can’t trust anyone and like i gotta kill them or. UGH I DONT KNOW. TO MANY THINGS.

OH MY GOD WHAT IF WE WKE UP IN CHAPTER 2 AND MIRDER GOAT MAMA LIKE EXCUSE ME NO THANKS WELL I MENA IVE MURDER HER LIKE 7 TIMES BUT THAT WAS WITH MY CONSENT I DONT WANT MY BABY TO MURDER HER

as someone who loves Chara/whatever you name them/frisk/kris but also loves genocide i can’t say anything to justify their actions as i did nothing wrong and they ripped out their soul and got a knife by themselves so uh IT WASNT MY FAULT

ANYWAY THIS WILL BE THE END UNTIL SOMEOME COMES OUT AND TELLS ME THERE IS A WAY TO DO GENOCIDE SO

if ur waiting for a theory it ain’t coming i mean there might be bits in this but like it’s honestly me screaming LMAO

[earthylight]

green, blue, purple. go.

ohmygoodness that’s so many and I’m so soso appreciative. bless you, anon.

green- what’s your favorite thing to do outside?I really really love just going out and walking. especially when I’m by myself and it’s really quiet. it makes me feel at one with nature and I love it. do you like camping?NO!!!! ohmygod I hate camping so much. not only do I have the biggest irrational phobia of bugs but I’m also a hygiene freak. I’ve been camping ONCE and I LOATHED not being able to shower that often bc the closest shower was like a mile away and it was in a public bathroom and that’s a big no thanks. AND it poured and I was in a tent and it was so hard to sleep bc of rocks and then the tent flooded and also there was a cockroach on my arm. so,,, yeah,,, I’m not a big fan lmao. what would you spend $1,000 on?oh gosh that’s so hard. there’s so many things, but I’d probably have to go with a trip to Europe bc I’ve been planning on going since sixth grade and it’s literally always been my dream to see the world. I just feel like there’s so much to see, and I don’t want to miss out on any of it. what’s your job or what do you want to do as your job?well, I don’t have a job, BUT I’ve always wanted to perform on Broadway or at least perform shows and get paid for it. but I mean before I get there some smaller things I’d like to do would be work at this vegan bakery near me and also a florist shop bc I love flowers and also pastries and coffee. what’s your favorite article of clothing?skfjekkskfjs hmmmm I’d have to say that currently it’s this skirt I just recently got that’s some material that’s really really soft (idk what it’s called) and it’s tan and it buttons up all the way and it goes down almost to my knees and just akfjkskfks I love it sm.

blue-what do you do when you’re sad?I guess it depends on the type of sadness. I think most of the time I let myself feel it for a little bit. I sing/play/listen to songs that describe exactly what I’m feeling, I write everything down or vent to someone I trust, or sometimes I just sit and cry. but when I’m feeling a sadness that I want to go away, I’ll get on tumblr and reblog pretty/positive things, I’ll watch funny things on youtube or netflix, or I’ll talk to a friend about anything and everything. what are some things you do when you can’t sleep?usually I’ll listen to guided sleep meditations bc I find those super helpful for relaxing my body and mind, but if I try that and it doesn’t work at all and I try laying in bed for hours and there’s no hope of me sleeping then I sometimes go take a shower bc showers really calm me down. what was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had?ughhhh that’s soso hard,,, uhhhh,,, probably whenever I had a sleepover with my best friend at the time and we stayed up ALL. NIGHT. just talking and then we tried to watch the sunrise but my mom for some reason was awake at 6 am and happened to go outside right as we went onto my balcony which is right above the front door and so she totally called us out for being up all night and we were like whoops. what kind of covers do you have on your bed?oh nooo ewww okay so I’ve had the same comforter since I was like TEN bc I haven’t had a need to get a new one (BUT I’m getting a new one soon and it’s gonna be white with embroidered flowers on it), but anyways my comforter now is the ugliest shade of pink you can imagine with purple stars all over it and on the other side it’s an ugly ass purple with like even bigger stars on it. who was the last person you told a secret to?oof I guess that depends on what counts as a secret???? gosh I don’t even think I have any secrets like there’s nothing that I’d be like NO THIS CANNOT GET OUT EVER, ya know?? I mean,,, there’s this super tiny thing that I’ve only really told like one person so I guess that counts. so the last person I told a secret to was my best friend, Ty.

purple-what’s your astrological sign?aquarius!!!what’s the best piece of advice you’ve ever received?oh goodness, dude, like,, I’ve received so much good advice, I don’t even remember all of it bc usually after I take that advice to heart and implement it into whatever the situation was that needed advice then I don’t think about it much again??? but the best piece of advice that I’ve gotten that I can remember and has affected me the most recently was that if it’s meant to be it’ll be. my grandma told me a story about how her and my grandpa were super on and off but kept running into each other, but it was like every time they’d get together the timing just wasn’t right bc they both still had growing to do. then they finally got together for the last time and stayed together for 49 years until my grandpa passed away. my grandma told me that there’s no need to worry about my future because it will all work out the way it’s supposed to. when was the last time you followed your instincts?ummmm back innnnnn,,, March/April. I had met someone who I felt there was no way I could not be meant to be with, and my instincts told me to pursue something with them, so I did. sometimes though I tend to not trust my instincts bc I’m scared they’re wrong which is so dumb bc there’s not been a single time in my life when they’ve been wrong. what’s your favorite food?PASTA SALAD!!! ooh or dirty rice mmmannnddd what’s your secret dream?to write something. whether that be a book or a movie or a screenplay. I’ve always had a passion for writing, but as I’ve grown up I’ve started to doubt my talent more and more, and I’ve been focusing more on performing, so I haven’t written anything except for shitty poetry in years.

thank you so much for the ask, anon!!!! I’m so sorry it’s so long lmaoI hope you have a wonderful day/night!! 💕✨

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THAILAND 2019 - Day Five {Chiang Mai}

Other than the fact that we were really sad to leave our hotel, we were excited about the sights and opportunities ahead in Chiang Mai! We had an early morning flight, but it was super easy to get a taxi from the concierge. We got there with plenty of time, had a super easy check-in with Air Asia, and then found a McDonald’s in the airport to get some breakfast. It was needed - we were so hungry. 

Security was a breeze - wayyyy different than in America of course. And then we had a super short, one-hour flight. I’m glad it was only an hour, because we had very little space on this plane haha. One weird thing was that we had apparently booked meals for this flight? Even though it was only one hour? Hahaha. Once again, questionable. #AirplaneFoodProbs

When we landed, we got our bags, and then a Dairy Queen cone. We can’t get enough. So refreshing. We walked out the door to a breath of fresh air - NO HUMIDITY. It makes such a huge difference to us to be in dry heat, my absolute favorite weather! It’s perfect here ughhhh. We got a taxi to our AirBnB, and here’s where things got a little rough. 

Once we got there, we remembered reading that we needed to pick-up the room key from the mail room. Once we got that, we hopped in the elevator, but soon realized we had no idea what floor we were on. And worse, we have ZERO service in Thailand. Not just slow, ZERO. So we couldn’t look up our check-in instructions from Weer-pon (hahaha Weer-pon). We wandered around the lobby trying to get WiFi, but had no luck. I asked some other guests if they knew the WiFi password, and they told us it was different in each room. Once we explained our situation, they were kind enough to take us to their room to use their WiFi to figure things out. From there, we could get into our room! But then... we realized quickly we had no WiFi of our own. I felt like we were in an escape room, because everything in our little room seems fake and oddly placed, so I went hunting for clues of what the WiFi password might be. I found nothing, but I did find the WiFi router box. I realized it was switched off. I turned it on, but we still didn’t have a password. We started to get a little discouraged at this point, because it’s impossible to exist here without WiFi... We need it to talk to people, look things up, get our boarding passes, etc. But we had no other choice but to venture out blindly in search of WiFi so that we could message Weer-pon and ask him about it. 

The luck of Chiang Mai resumed from here! We happened to be located right next to a huge mall. We went in and got some WiFi from Starbucks. We messaged Weer-pon, and shortly after found the WiFi password on our check-in instructions. Of course. (I still think he should post it in the room somewhere, silly guy). But knowing we had WiFi made us feel better, so we set out to have a good day. 

Our first stop? Doi Suthep! A temple on the mountain! Chiang Mai has lots of mountains, flowers, and is just generally so green. We love it. It has more of a chill vibe and is much less crazy than Bangkok was. We’re big fans. Did I mention the beautiful weather??

We took a taxi-bus up there. They stopped along the way at a viewpoint overlooking Chiang Mai, which was a gorgeous view, and from there, we went up to the temple! My favorite part about it was the huge dragons that lined the staircase on either side. Such a stunning detail. It was definitely a LOT of stairs for us though, haha. We were winded by the time we got up there! We didn’t have a long skirt with us today, so we couldn’t actually go inside the temple, but that’s ok! Wandering the grounds was good enough for us. The buildings have such exquisite detail, the flowers here are SO bright and lovely, and we were overlooking the entire city with mountains surrounding us. It was the epitome of perfection. And it’s a lot better to walk temple grounds when you aren’t melting hahaha.

On our way back to the taxi, we stopped to shop at some of the little vendors set-up there. We love to barter, and ended up leaving with darling elephant Chiang Mai keychains (a tradition), a cute little elephant for a shelf we’ve been needing to fill, and some jewelry! We could have spent a lot more time looking around there, but the taxi was waiting. 

When we got back down, we asked the taxi to drop us off at the next temple we wanted to visit, and he agreed. Perfect. So we went to Wat Suan Dok, a beautiful white/gold temple that was unlike any we’d seen up to this point! We weren’t supposed to walk around it without proper dress, but no one was around so we just sent it real quick. It was super beautiful. We love all the gorgeous colors and jewels that some temples have, but there’s something to be said about pure white and gold too.

From there, we didn’t really know how to get to our next destination - Wat Chedi Luang - because this wasn’t a super tourist-y area, and there weren’t a lot of taxis around. We saw some Thai girls sitting at a bus stop, and went to ask them if they knew how to get there. They were cute, and didn’t speak much English, but tried so so hard to help us. They ended up standing on the curb with us, trying to flag down any taxi/taxi-bus we saw. They even got one in the end, and spoke to the driver for us to tell him where we wanted to go. Lovely. They were so helpful.

He took us over there, and it was a great place to be at that time turns out! They were just starting to set-up the huge Sunday street market. We went to the temple first, though. Had to put on long skirts that they lended to us, but that was fine. What was not fine was the blatant sexism displayed by not allowing women to enter the temple. Why? Because they menstruate, and that is dishonorable and impure. Reasonable. We weren’t impressed.

The temple itself was cool to look at, and reminded me a little of Chichen Itza! A lot of it was covered in burn marks, and certain sides had just fallen apart. Another very unique temple for us to see.

When we left, the market was in full swing. We stopped to get a smoothie at a little stand, and it was just what we needed. Then we kept walking, and soon stumbled upon a Thai foot massage with openings (there are massage places literally EVERYWHERE but they are all so busy on nights like this). We decided to stop and take advantage of a 30 minute foot massage for $2.50. (; It was so relaxing, and it was that moment of sitting there, getting massaged, drinking a smoothie that we decided Chiang Mai was our favorite thing ever. 

The whole feel of that market was lots of fun. I bought some street dumplings, and even though they were terrible (I had high hopes of them tasting like my favorite Lithuanian dumplings), it was fun. Beach bought a bag of fried crickets, just to try one (do it for the Vine), and she hated it. (Still proud she tried one at all, no way for me.) We bought some cute jewelry. And mostly just enjoyed wandering around looking at what the literally never-ending booths had to offer.

When we’d had our fill of it, we caught a taxi back to the mall next-door to our room to grab some dinner. We found a restaurant called The Pizza Company, and we got chicken fingers, fries, and pastas. It was an awesome dinner. A little unauthentic... (; But delicious. 

Then we went home for the night! ....or so we thought.

Once we got there, we put in the WiFi password listed on the check-in instructions. Our phones said they were connected, but it wasn’t working. We were super frustrated, because once again, WiFi is crucial for us here. We tried to reset the router, unplug it, etc. but nothing worked. So back to the mall we went, to get WiFi to message Weer-pon about our WiFi not working. Back to good ole’ Starbucks. We got a message to him, and he was actually super quick about responding and saying that it should be fixed within 15 minutes, but if it wasn’t, to let him know. We were nervous to walk all the way back just to have it not work and to have to walk all the way to the mall and back AGAIN. But we figured that’s what we had to do.

Luckily, when we got back. it was working. I have no idea what he did, but we were so grateful. This AirBnB is fine, but a little strange. We don’t really have hot water, and our bed is basically a slab of concrete. But it’s private and it’s a place to stay, so we’ll get through it. 

We love Chiang Mai! <3 

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so ah... you home yet? :-P

LOL I’m sorry! But here we go, 1-100!

Is a kiss considered cheating? Imo, yes

Have you ever faked orgasm? Ye…

If you could have one superpower, what would it be? To be able to live completely normally and healthily with no sleep

Do you think you are going to be rich in 7-8-9 years? LOL NAH

Tell us some funny drunk story. Lol ummm I don’t really think I have any funny ones. OH WAIT one time I was at a party and I called Meghan really drunk and I bitched out this one person real hard and she thought it was hilarious but then again that’s probably only funny for certain people… welp. All my other drunk stories are depressing LOL

Why are you no longer together with your ex? Which ex? For each one there are different reasons

If you had to choose one way to die, what would it be? Anything that wasn’t painful and also involved my listening to really good music as I died

What are your current goals? To hit 500 then 1000 subs on YT, to get a new position at work, and honestly to just not have a life crippling mental breakdown

Do you like someone? Yes

Who was the last person to disappoint you? Lol nah

Do you like your body? No

Can you keep a diet? HAHA NO WAY

If the whole world listened to you right now, what would you say? I have no idea, that’s to philosophical and deep for me

Do you work? Yes

If you could choose only one food to eat to the rest of your life, what would it be? Oh fuck seriously? Ummm probably steak lol

Would you get a tattoo? I mean I have 7 so yeah 

Something you don’t mind spending all your money on? ALL my money? Well all my money basically goes to rent, gas, and food - so that stuff I guess

Can you drive? Yes

When was the last time someone told you you were beautiful? I don’t remember

What was the last thing you cried for? It was a person

Do you keep a journal? No

Is life fun? Sometimes actually

Is farting in front of people irrelevant? Depends on who haha, I’m that guy

What’s your dream car? A MAZDA BABY

Are grades in school important? Fuck no, unless you fail and can’t get your degree

Describe your crush. No thanks

What was the last book/movie that really impressed you? Omg omg omg Train to Busan. Check it out, it’s soooo fucking amazing

What was your last lie? That I was okay

Dumbest lie you ever told? I can’t remember. I’m sure I’ve told many dumb lies

Is crying in front of people embarrassing? Not really for me honestly

Something you did and you are proud of? Getting into the Crane school of music

What’s your favourite cocktail? DONT JUDGE ME but a screwdriver 

Something you are good at? Knowing really random knowledge about video games

Do you like small kids? YESSSS 

How are you feeling right now? Indifferent but a little sad

What would you name your daughter/son? Son: Price - Daughter: I have no idea tbh

What do you need to be happy? Someone who loves me as much as I love them, but I’ve been trying really hard lately to be happy on my own

Is there some you want to punch in the face right now? No I would never punch someone

What was the last gift you received? I don’t remember, probably something around Christmas time

What was the last gift you gave? Tickets to an Imagine Dragons concert

What was the last concert you went to? twenty one pilots last summer

Favourite place to shop at? UGH so difficult. Target or Walmart or Aero lolol

Who inspires you? Stumpt

How old were you when you first got drunk? I was a junior in high school but I don’t remember the age

How old were you when you first got high? Same as above

How old were you when you first had sex? Tenth grade

When was your first kiss? Tenth grade

Something you want to do until the end of this year? By the end of this year? What? I don’t get this. But I’d like to get to 500 subs by the end of the year

Is there something in the past you wish you hadn’t done? I normally would say no bc I am a firm believer in everything happening for a reason, and all those things shaping who you are as a person. But yes there is one exception

Post a selfie. Ugh I’m too lazy for that sorry. Just find my Twitter or something lol

Who are you most comfortable around? I’m not really sure anymore

Name one thing that terrifies you. Being raped

What kind of books do you read? I don’t read much anymore, sadly

What would you tell your 12 year old self? That I was going to turn out trans lol

What is your favourite flower? I don’t have one

Any bad habits you have? Yes

What kind of people are you attracted to? People with a good sense of humour, friendly and inviting personality, and I usually notice people by their smiles

What was the last thing you cried for? I think this was asked?

Is there something you don’t eat? Some food that truly disgust you? I hate mint anything and I can’t do really spicy food

Are you in love? I’m not sure

Something you find romantic? I don’t have the energy for this question rn lol sorry

How long was your longest relationship? 2 and a half years

What are 3 things that irritate you about the same sex? Guys who say bro/lit/turnt, guys who use gay as an insult, and guys who think they’re cool bc they’re guys

What are 3 things that irritate you about the opposite sex? Girls who say bro/lit/turnt, girls who use gay as an insult, girls who think they’re hot shit bc they’re defined by society as pretty

What are you saving money for? My survival HAHA LML

How would you describe your bad side? Dark and depressing and run before you get to know it

Are you actually a good person? Why? Idfk

What are you living for? I’m not sure

Have you ever done anything illegal? Yes lol

Do you like your body? No and this was asked already DEAR LORD

Have you ever made someone feel bad about themselves intentionally? No

Ever sent nudes? Kind of

Have you ever cheated on someone? Yes

Favourite candy? It goes in waves, but I think rn it’s Crunch bars

Is there a blog you visit every day, or almost every day? Tag it! No I don’t use Tumblr much anymore

Do you play any computer games? What is your favourite game? YES AND MINECRAFT

Favourite TV series? The Great British Bake Off

Are you religious? Does God exist? No I am not and I don’t believe in God, but that doesn’t mean He doesn’t exist

What was the last book you read? Did it impress you and why? I can’t remember tbh

What do you think about vegetarianism/veganism? Why do I have to have an opinion on this???? Who cares????

How long have you been on Tumblr? Oh geez ummm six years I think

Do you like Chineese food? FUCK YES MOTHA FUCKA

McDonalds or Subway? UGHHHH BOTH

Vodka or whiskey? Vodka for sure

Alcohol or drugs? Drugs (as in pot if you count that, not other drugs)

Ever been out of your province/state/country? Yes

Meaning behind your blog name? It’s lyrics from an MCR song

What are you scared of? Being raped, being burned alive, drowning, getting shot, and getting in a car accident

Last time you were insulted? Idk

Most traumatic experience? Having the cops called on me for being suicidal 

Perfect date idea? Depends on the mood but I’m down for just snuggling and watching horror movies and/or getting high together but also dressing up and going out to dinner is real nice too

Favourite app on your phone? The texting app bc that’s all I really do. And email I check my emails on my phone

What colour are the walls in your room? Beige

Do you watch Youtube? Who is your favourite youtuber? YES YES YES and Stumpt is my favorite channel

Share your favourite quote. “Maybe it’s because I look at everything as a lesson, or because I don’t want to walk around angry, or maybe it’s because I finally understand. There are things we don’t want to happen, but have to accept. Things we don’t want to know, but have to learn. And people we can’t live without, but have to let go.” - JJ, Criminal Minds 6x02

What is the meaning of life? I have no fucking idea I don’t think there is one

Do you like horror movies? YES

Have you ever made your mum cry? What happened? Yes, many times, and for many reasons

Do you feel lucky or special in a way? No

Can you keep a secret? Yeah

Thanks anon, sorry it took me forever haha. Feel free to come off anon? Interested in who you are. You seem swaggy.