#UGH. now leave me alone 😤

[spinetacks]

this gif set has been haunting me 🫥

[pupyuj]

dubcon!!!!

being one of the best dancers on campus, it was a given that you’d get chosen to represent the school in an upcoming dance competition,,pero the catch is…you were partnered up with maloi, your no. 1 dance rival na super pikon at mainitin ang ulo😁ohmygoshhh imagine the anger and (sexual) tension kapag you and maloi are alone in a dance room, practicing and arguing with each other😵‍💫ughhh tas ikaw na medyo tanga-tanga (reader too prideful to admit she was struggling), kept fucking up the choreo over and over again, kaya a very angry g!p maloi fucked you instead😁fuck up the choreo, get fucked by her. simple. 🤷‍♀️ and since you’re prideful nga, you couldn’t allow yourself to enjoy what maloi was doing to you (u were crying and begging her na itigil), kahit deep inside (literally) ang sarap–🥴PLEASEEEE ugh hate sex >>> throwing insults at eo while fucking >>>>> OH AND MALOI IS VV ROUGH….😁😁😁😁😁😁

with love,

-🍒

🍒 anon our lord and savior thank you for this delicious ask 🤭 you always deliver and outdo me I LOVE YOU 😭😭‼️ kinda a long one kase i love toxic yuri WOOOOO

[cw: heavy dubcon, g!p maloi.]

almost everybody agreed that it was the worst idea in the world to have you and maloi partnered up and dancing together kase they knew neither of you would cooperate to get anything done 😭 and that was exactly what happened!! 💀 you, the bida-bida na masungit and super demanding pa and maloi, who refused to listen to anything you said and actually ignored your annoying ass most of the time and did her own thing 😭😭

maloi not having the patience for any mistakes so she makes a habit of pointing out where you were wrong all the time! like your toe could be facing the wrong angle and she’d give you the lip for it 😒 ofc there’s always some back and forth too.. getting all up in each other’s face and arguing about the other being a beat too late.. but ah it was impossible for you to focus when maloi looked too good drenched in sweat 😵‍💫‼️ doesn’t help that she sometimes refused to tie her hair up so her hair would just stick to her forehead, neck, and back and you’d ogle all over her when she wasn’t looking… watching and practically drooling while she drinks water and exposes her neck that was slick with sweat.. it was rlly embarrassing to admit that you did find her rlly attractive PERO YOU HAD A COMPETITION TO WIN 😤😤😤

tanginaaa getting sooo shy and quiet whenever she wants to personally guide you through a move you were obviously having a hard time following but refused to ask for help bcs of ur pride?/!;&3’ she tells you you’re wrong, walks over to your side and grabs your arms but you literally flinch away from her and glare at her to cover up how flustered you felt.. 🫣

“ang sensitive mo naman! ikaw na nga tinutulungan, ikaw pa mag-iinarte dyan!”

“sino ba kasi nagsabi na kailangan ko tulong mo?? i don’t need you for anything, ricalde. ever.”

“ewan ko sa’yo. edi mag mukhang tanga ka nang mag-isa.”

the conversation usually ends with a roll of your eyes and maloi walking away pero one day mas sobrang nakakaasar siya 😭 it was like she loved riling you up for no reason but also rlly just loved berating you whenever you made the smallest mistakes..

“mali. mali ulit. ang dami mong mali. do you ever do anything right?? this is why i tried to help you.”

“gusto mo lang ako tuksuhin. leave me alone, i’ll get better on my own.”

“i have been leaving you alone. seems like it hasn’t been doing much naman.”

ohhh you’d be so pisseddd 😭😭😭

“fuck you, ricalde.”

and she’d be pissed too bcs wtf?/?!;!/; she only tried to help 😒😒

“say that again.”

“fuck you.”

ayun suddenly your back gets thrown against the wall and maloi’s kissing you 🫣🫣 for such a tiny thing, she sure was strong.. no matter how much you resisted, she wouldn’t budge! you were pretty sure you could throw her to the ground with one arm until now.. seems like you should never underestimate her ever again 🤭 pushing her away, trying to kick her legs, and slapping her does nothing either.. esp when she slides her tongue inside your mouth and squeezes your ass with both hands, suddenly you were moaning even tho you were still actively trying to push her off..

loi forcing you to turn around and pressing your face against the wall while she pulls your skirt up.. god you were practically begging her to fuck you! she was looking right at your drenched panties and you still had the nerve to curse at her?? and that’s why your punishment is her only rubbing her tip against your panties, not doing anything further even while you’re pushing backwards against her..

“come on.. alam mo naman kung ano sasabihin mo diba?”

“j-just.. fuck me.. you’re so annoying.”

“tsk. wrong answer.” AND EVERY TIME YOU REFUSE TO BEG NICELY SHE SPANKS YOU?? she loves the sound of her hand hitting your plump ass and how you whine so cutely… spanks you until your cheeks were red and your panties are soaked not only with your wetness but also her precum bcs maloi wanted you so fucking bad 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 because of that ofc she doesn’t actually wait until you say “please” and before you knew it her throbbing cock was inside you, sitting snug inside your tight walls and stretching you out.. hitting all the right places that it makes you moan and moan until you were merely just standing there against the tinted windows, free for maloi to use as she pleases.. 🫠

it was hard enough to focus when she’s doing so fucking good pushing you to the edge.. even harder when she’s saying such mean things to your ear 😓 “y-you will not.. embarrass me… gawin mo ng tama yung choreography o-or… fuck..! or i’ll punish you just.. like this…” knowing maloi she’s probably just staring at your reflection in the window, enamoured by your pretty expressions while she fucked you harshly 🤤

and ykw neither of you will go back to practicing bcs sex that good has to be done over and over again are you kidding 🫠🫠 esp in the dance room where there’s sooo many things you could do.. maloi’s favorite?? fucking you doggy style facing the mirror so you can watch how good you looked taking it from behind for her like the good girl you actually are 🫣🥰

[leclercvsx]

FANBOY | SMAU

CHARLES LECLERC

pairings: Charles x singer!reader

summary: charles (and some other drivers) fanboy over y/n and her music.

faceclaim: Huh Yunjin (my wife xo)

warnings: none

yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, danielricciardo and 1,824,264 others

yourusername: i can change everything about me to fit in

y/nfan: IS THIS A SONG LYRIC?!?!

y/nlover: i might cry like actually

fancyy/n: MOTHER IS MAKING A NEW ALBUM IM CALLING IT RIGHT NOW

luvy/n: UGH i need new music rn pls

y/nlover: no because actually

lilymhe: this album will make me sob won’t it

yourusername: maybe🤭

lilymhe: AH HELLO

riabish: so excited !!! 😭

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loveyy/n: this album gonna be so relatable, i can just tell🫣

l0vey/n: release it already🫣

chae_yung: i heard it first😊

yourusername: don’t tease them😠

eun.7: y’all are about to lose your shit😹

liked by yourusername

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y/n.jpg

liked by charles_leclerc, lilymhe and 2,836 others

y/n.jpg: opened the jpg account for a few minutes so welcome new people and old people 🙄

TAGGED: chae_yung and eun.7

lilymhe: i’m honored

chae_yung: i will smack that look off your face

y/n.jpg: girl be for real, i can take you in a fight😤

chae_yung: stfu

danielricciardo: made it just in time😰

y/n.jpg: please go back to redbull, i need it in my life😭

charles_leclerc: i barely made it🙄

y/n.jpg: leave ferrari !!! jk…unless🫣

y/nfan: MOTHER WHEN IS THE ALBUM BEING RELEASED

y/n.jpg: SOON VERY VERY SOON, MY CHILD

eun.7: ew

y/n.jpg: you’re my biggest hater

y/nlover: release the album now🤭

y/n.jpg: how about, no🤭

alex_albon: my girlfriend loves you more than me😔

y/n.jpg: your girlfriend is now my wife 🫶

lilymhe: YES I LOVE YOU

alex_albon: i love you too❤️

lilymhe: not you🙄

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yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, lilymhe and 2,538,284 others

yourusername: my new album ‘folklore’ is finally out and available for streaming on ALL platforms!! I hope you guys enjoy this album as much i did making it.

This album means a lot to me and has a few of my favorite songs i’ve ever written on it. Such as ‘This Is Me Trying’, ‘mirrorball’, ‘seven’ and ‘the lakes’.

stream now !! 🫶

y/nfan: NO COS SHE ATE WITH THIS ALBUM

y/nlover: don’t mind me just sobbing over seven

fancyy/n: i BALLED listening to this whole album😭😭

lilymhe: my new favourite album, i love it so much☹️

yourusername: i love YOU so much🫶

charles_leclerc: honestly, one of your best albums.

yourusername: why thank you mr leclerc🤭

alex_albon: lily’s been crying nonstop over this🙄

yourusername: my poor wife :( i didn’t mean to make you cry 😔🫶

lilymhe: you’re forgiven babe❤️

alex_albon: leave MY GIRLFRIEND ALONE

eun.7: meh, it was alright

yourusername: 🙄

chae_yung: so proud of you🫶

yourusername: ily😭

l0vey/n: no cause seven’s chorus made me want to kms☹️

yourusername: please don’t !! 🫶

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yourusername

liked by charles_leclerc, carlossainz55 and 1,274,628 others

yourusername: in the words of sebastian vettel (my lover) “Everyone is a Ferrari fan. Even if they’re not, they’re a Ferrari fan” ❤️🏎️

TAGGED: charles_leclerc, carlossainz55, ferrari and eun.7

ferrari: ❤️

liked by yourusername

charles_leclerc: it was great meeting you ❤️

yourusername: you too!! 🫶

carlossainz55: ❤️

liked by yourusername

lilymhe: meeting you has made my life complete btw😘

yourusername: AH MY WIFE I LOVE YOU

alex_albon: first you take my girlfriend and now you’re not even a williams fan🙄

yourusername: no one’s a williams fan 🫶

y/nfan: not eunchae wearing a CHECO hat

yourusername: don’t. we’ve had our discussion about THAT.

eun.7: it was so fun tho, even with you there x

yourusername: girl the only reason you were there was because of ME

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y/n.jpg

liked by charles_leclerc, lilymhe and 1,728 others

y/n.jpg: currently falling in love with charles leclerc, don’t mind me x (the toto pic is off pinterest…dilf<3)

TAGGED: charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc: im honoured love😉

y/n.jpg: on my knees rn

eun.7: obsessed much

y/n.jpg: i will literally fight you right now

chae_yung: i ship it 😚

y/n.jpg: 😙😙

lilymhe: i know something people don’t👀👀

y/n.jpg: shh now😉

y/nfan: new relationship = new music 🤪

y/nlover: f1 y/n is my fave y/n😫

eun.7: just realised, don’t you hate ferrari? 🤨

y/n.jpg: when they’re screwing my man over, yes.

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y/n.jpg

liked by charles_leclerc, eun.7 and 2,372 others

y/n.jpg: can i go, where you go❤️

feat freddie the horse cos i missed him sm and duke my not so little puppy 😙

TAGGED: charles_leclerc

charles_leclerc: i love you ❤️

y/n.jpg: AH i love you too, so much😭😭

y/nfan: NEW SONG??? NEW BOYFRIEND?? IM GOING INSANE

y/nlover: omg an album about being in love💔💔💔

eun.7: why didn’t you take me with you to see freddie😔

y/n.jpg: you didn’t deserve to come x

charles_leclerc: i went with her instead🤭

eun.7: wow, i’ll remember this

lilymhe: HAHA I KNEW THIS FIRST🫶🫶

y/n.jpg: of course bby😘

chae_yung: happy for you!! ❤️

y/n.jpg: i love you so much😭🫶

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charles_leclerc

liked by carlossainz55, yourusername and 875k others

charles_leclerc: stream y/n’s new album, lover ❤️

TAGGED: yourusername

yourusername: hehe, thank you baby😘

charles_leclerc: you’re very welcome sweetheart❤️

charlesfan: they’re adorable🙄

y/ncharles: he’s promoting her new album :((((

carlossainz55: i like the song cornelia street

yourusername: and the song cornelia street likes you, carlos <3

eun.7: makes no sense

yourusername: fuck off

y/nfan: thank you Mr leclerc for being an inspiration for mother to produce a new album🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

y/nlover: i need maathp shooting through my veins

ferrari: ❤️

sebastianvettel: congrats mate, the album is amazing too y/n!

charles_leclerc: thanks mate, but you made her cry of happiness😭

yourusername: i love you😭😭

danielricciardo: i was her fan first btw

yourusername: of course danny😘

ferrarifan: she’s already getting along with his friends😭i😭love😭them😭

i hope you all enjoyed this one shot! i loved making it! although he didn’t really fanboy over her but that’s fine lmao. Small reminder, requests are still open!! 🫶

masterlist | request

[katasstrophy]

I feel like I've seen every Bluelock boy paired with a very cute, very bubbly, and chill gf/reader before, but I haven't seen any of them paired with a cool and competent or even bossier type. Are there any guys you think of liking that type??? Or maybe just deserve that type to be kept in line lmao 🤣

nonnie!! 😳 NONNIE UR BRAIN I’M GIVING IT A THOUSAND KISSES UR SOOO RIGHT FOR THIS!!! i guess it doesn’t really show with the fics i’ve uploaded so far – which is a damn shame, i should fix that – but i am absolutely all for readers who are just… out there, ya know? they’re prickly, or easy to anger, or sardonic as all hell, or way too clever for their own good or yes yes, bossy<3 i eat that shit UP like it’s my last meal. this is not to say i don’t enjoy sweet, bubbly readers (bc i do!) but the type you describe just… scratches a certain itch iykwim 👁️👁️

i think one of my first posts ever about blue lock on this blog (cw. mid writing LMAO) was exactly about this. obviously most of the blue lock guys are only extreme egoists when they’re playing soccer, but i do think that aspect of their lives will ultimately start to bleed into their personality as they grow up/go pro. so having someone who’s just like “yeah that’s great and all but if you won’t make it to date night i’ll leave your sorry ass” is just. so sexy to them like?? they haven’t gotten their ego knocked down a peg in a while so i think they’d be drawn to a partner like that askdhxnbz idk if i’m explaining this very well but as far as i’m concerned all blue lock boys deserve an unhinged reader lol 😤

THAT BEING SAID!!! >:))) i have a top three list of blue lock men who i, personally, would love to put in their place and encourage anyone out there to do so as well LOL

1. MICHAEL KAISER — this cocky motherfucker ugh need i say more 🙄 the urge to censor his name was real strong but i persevered still cannot believe i’m (sadly) attracted to this horrible, horrible man. he’s sooo insufferable and just so obsessed with himself like he unironically refers to himself as the emperor when i tell you there’s nothing i want more than to make this man beg on his knees i mean it – what a pretty sight that would be hm? <3 all his past lovers probably treated him like he was god’s greatest gift to women (HE IS NOT) – and by now he’s not only used to it but comes to expect it – so when he meets you and you’re like “mm you’re kind of a prick leave me alone thenk yew✨✨” he’s just. so scandalized LMFAO suddenly he’s the one chasing after you and vying for a shred of your attention oooohh yes that’s exactly what he deserves how it should be

2. ITOSHI SAE — listen he might be my precious babygirl now but i used to hate this mans guts like no other and that little resentment still lives on in my heart in the form of wanting this man’s downfall to be a woman like don’t tell me that’s not the hottest thing you’ve ever heard. he’s just so single-mindedly focused on soccer – japan’s treasure and what not – and thinks he can get away with being an asshole because of it but you place down your foot and tell him to cut the bullshit or you’ll find someone who treats you better (AMEN SISTER) and suddenly he’s grappling with the reality that shit he might just fall apart without you yes girl make him suffer

3. OLIVER AIKU — i couldn’t not include the resident fuckboy here mmmm the possibilities for him are endless and each one more delicious than the last. he might not be as insufferable as the others but he still thinks extremely highly of himself, especially when it comes to his way with the ladies. typical “oh no i don’t do relationships” kinda guy who can show you a good time for a night before dipping in the morning – and you just don’t want that. so you reject his advances, say you’re not interested and move on, but for some reason, oliver can’t. literally physically wounds his pride when he crawls back for a second chance but you don’t budge, still wary of him due to his past behavior unless he can show you otherwise. and the way he scrambles to prove himself as trustworthy to you? god tier groveling from a man YUMM

[natasha-in-space]

can I request an imagine about saeyoung comforting you when you're sick? 😤

Ayyy one of my favorites tropes! :D

"What are you doing here...?"

This was somewhat of a dumb question coming from you, but your mind was just too groggy and fatigued with illness to think rationally at the moment. You had been stuck in your bed for the whole day now, getting up only to use the bathroom or drink some water in between your feverish naps. This was one of those days that you just wanted to pass by you as quickly as possible so that you could get on with your life as if nothing has even happened soon after. Nobody likes getting sick, yet it's a part of human experience that you just have to suffer through, whether you want to or not.

You could hear your partner chuckle slightly under his breath as he came into the room and closed the door behind him as quietly as possible so as to not disturb you too much with an unwanted noise.

"Oh, just checking up on my sick little alien, that's all."

Taking a seat beside your bed, Saeyoung pressed his hand to your sweaty forehead, making you lean into his cool touch out of pure instinct. You must have looked like a complete mess right now, considered the fact that you have not left your bed for the entire day. Well, it's not like you cared much about that right now, anyways. Either way, you could see concern slowly rising in his eyes as he studied you carefully, like a true doctor assessing you from just one look alone.

He would make a handsome doctor... Or a very pretty nurse at that...

Oh God, this fever is making you think of a few very bizarre things-

"Ugh, I told you to just leave me alone for the day... I don't want to get you sick as well." You groaned, shutting your eyes tightly and turning your burning face to the opposite direction from the redhead that was slowly filling your every thought like a different sort of sickness. If there's one good thing out of this fever, it's that he probably couldn't tell the difference between your feverish blush and the embarrassed one. "I'm just going to sleep all day and hope that my body does all the work for me."

"Who says you can't do exactly that, though?" You could hear him shuffling about, probably cleaning up all the used up tissues that were scattered about on your nightstand. "You can just lay there and get better, while I bring you anything you need, so that you don't have to strain yourself. And I'm sure Saeran wouldn't mind cooking you up some yummy soup that's going to do wonders to your tummy! You're acting like you're living all alone, when it's obviously not the case."

Despite your resolve, you could feel yourself starting to smile as the images of what your partner was describing slowly formed in your mind, making your chest feel warm and fuzzy at the notion of being cared for like that. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to just... let go and let others take care of you for once. And you did miss having company around you, even if you tried to deny it. Being sick sucked, but it sucked even more if you're dealing with the struggles of it all by yourself.

"...Okay. That actually sounds... kinda nice. Thank you, Saeyoung."

You gave him a tired but warm smile, which he returned with one of his own, running a hand through your messy hair and making you sigh in satisfaction as result of his pleasant touch. "That's a good kitten.*

Soon after, you found yourself sitting up in your bed, prepped up by a few pillows and holding a plushie of your hacker boyfriend close to your chest, with the real Saeyoung carefully placing a bowl of steaming porridge on your now neatly stacked bedside.

"What's that?" You asked, rubbing at your eyes and trying to sniff out any distinguishing scents from the dish, only to fail miserably due to your clogged up nose.

God, you hated being sick.

"Saeran decided to make you a bowl of dakjuk, and since cooking is a field of science too advanced for my genius brain, I decided to go along with my little bro's suggestion. Smells amazing, so I'm sure you'll feel better in no time! I wonder if he'll cook the same for me if I get sick..." He placed a hand to his chin, as if he was lost deep in thought, making you giggle at his adorable display.

"I'm sure he would, love. It's a shame I won't be able to taste it fully, though." You replied, smiling warmly at the thought. Saeran's care showed in his actions more than anything. You were certain that he'd be more than willing to help his brother get better, albeit not nursing him back to health directly. "Will you feed me?"

Saeyoung winked at you, booping your nose with a tip of his finger. "You don't even have to ask, my cutest patient! Doctor Choi will take utmost care of you and your soup."

Can't forget about the soup.

Even despite your sickness, you could feel the overwhelming warmth and smooth texture of a porridge-like mixture filling your mouth, making you close your eyes and appreciate the cozy flavor of this dakjuk to the best of your abilities. Gulping down the first spoonful, you nodded with approval, your eyes twinkling with happiness for the first time today. "Mm! You know, even if I can't taste much, I can tell that that's a very good dakjuk. Do tell Saeran that I loved it, okay?"

"Oh, I already did before I brought it here." He shrugged, making you raise an eyebrow in a silent question. "I know Saeran's food is going to be amazing, so why wait, eh?"

"You're impossible sometimes." You snickered, playfully rolling your eyes at him. Saeran's annoyed glare was all you could picture at the back of your mind, only making you want to laugh even more.

Once you've finished your porridge, Saeyoung tucked you back into bed, although you had to shoo him away before he could place a kiss to your lips as he usually did. You did promise him to double your daily kisses once you get better in response to the put he gave you, but you definitely did not want your partner to get sick because of you, which is why a small sacrifice had to be made. You chattered between yourselves for about a hour more about this and that, jumping from one topic to another, as it often happened whenever you two started up a conversation. Listening to Saeyoung babbling away excitedly about his day or his interests always did put a smile on your face.

"I love you." You murmured, squeezing his hand in yours and slowly closing your eyes once more, drifting off into a peaceful sleep.

A content smile adorned your flushed face as you felt him place a single loving kiss to the warm skin of your forehead, before caressing the back of your hand with his thumb. "I love you too, kitten. Get better for me so that I can kiss you properly the first thing tomorrow morning, okay?"

[quiveringdeer]

Okay, but hear me out. You're trying to compliment Reiner seriously, but he ends up saying, "Flattery will get you nowhere." in a scolding tone, thinking you're just saying things and being insincere in order to get on his good side. So you furrow your brows and begin to literally lecture him about what a great guy he is despite what he believes. And him not being able to take all those compliments, because no one has ever really been so observant or attentive to him in that way; so he does whatever he can, uses whatever means to shut you up because he can't take it. Feels like his chest would explode, thinking what he did to deserve this; deserve you.

I'm taking this as a personal fuckin attack Nonnie 😤 How dare you get me tearing up this damn early over by babiest of baby boys! 🥺

My determination and devotion to a cause has never been higher than my desire for the opportunity to help Reiner see how truly amazing and wonderful he is.

As much as I love Porco, I hate his comment about how all of the way Reiner acted on Paradis was him copying and manifesting Marcel. Like, he was inspired by Marcel yes, and maybe it started out with even Reiner just acting, but even outside of the implications of him developing DID it was Reiner reacting to people he came to care for. I think the being an extroverted leader is the big thing he took from Marcel. But all the things that made him a good leader, trusted companion and reliable friend were traits that Reiner already had.

Ugh, I just want to wrap him up in a bubble and tell the world to fuckoff and leave my mans alone! Hasn't he given enough! Let him have some vestiges of self esteem and self love damn it! 😭

But for real though, being Reiner's partner would involve patience and lots of energy and care to reassure him often of your --not just love, but even just liking him as a person.

And depending on the point in his life where you two become partners -canonverse or modern au- I think Reiner can objectively see and acknowledge that he's attractive by general societal standards, but his whole self-loathing and lack of self-esteem comes from him thinking he's a shitty person on the inside. Hella imposter syndrome (same baby boy). Probably thinks that he's some how manipulated you into thinking he's a decent person or something. Because how could he be when his dad wants nothing to do with him/reiner thinks himself being born is why his dad left his mom but really his dad is a deadbeat asshole 😒/ and also he thinks that his mom is never really proud of him cause she's never said as much, and has been a single mom dealing with her own heartache and self issues. Not an excuse but it is what it is. And he's constantly trying to "win/earn" her affection--of which he desires words and actions that prove that. But barely gets the later. And yes he has his friends. Mainly Bertholdt and Pieck--I'd say poooossibly Marcel but maybe moreso acquaintances? Like Marcel is valedictorian and captain of all the sports teams they both play on, and Reiner is always falling short behind him? Maybe even a few places behind? I dunno.

But anywho, obviously he's somehow manipulated you into thinking he's worth your time. And he's definitely a self sabotager in that regard. :/ Now I'm really curious about exploring how you'd actually finally get to be dating my interpretation of Reiner. I think it'd definitely have to be a good friends first situation. And you asking him out. So if you want this sad lovable Teddy Graham you're gonna have to make the moves first.

I think maybe he might end up in some random hookup situations outside this relationship. So maybe it's a repeat booty call catching feelings type deal? Like if he's at a party and someone comes onto him and they're flirting and they wanna hook up, he's not gonna turn it down. Especially with how much this man craves physical connection. Like the sex is great for sure, but he really is just wanting someone to hold on to and they hold him back. If that's while he's pounding them into the mattress or wall, then woop!

Wow this got rambly. I have so many feelings about this man 😩😩😩

[the-masters-pieces]

I don't know how stupid they think we are but look at the pyramids pictures, cuh! Tell me what's wrong! Right, lemme give you a visual of the one that pop up when you Google the great pyramids. What's wrong, fam?!! You on't see what's the cuss is wrong with that picture?!! You on't see it?!! BRUH! FAM!! CUH!!! LOOK AT THE PICTURE CUH! THEY SHOWING YOU EVERY TIME! You on't, nah, you on't see🧍🏾‍♂️💪🏾✋🏻💥 Look at the picture, cuh! Naw, look! Look at it! Look, tell me whatchu see. Look and tell me what's wrong. 💪🏾✋🏻💥 Cuh! What's wrong with it, cuh💪🏾✋🏻💥 What's wrong with the picture? You on't see it? TF What's wrong witcho eyes FAM? Y you can't see what e'ery body else see? FAM!!! Just look. Just look, fam. It's not Rock science. Look, and tell me whatchu see wrong and I'll leave you alone about it. Buraaah! Just look at it ok? Look at the... Ugh, see tha's what Gotchu slapped like a hooker ass in a gangbang domination triple x rated video train in the first place fam. You on't be listening. Look at the picture, bro. Whatchu see in the picture, bro? Bro, whatchu see, bro? Bro whatchu see? You see it? Ah ight, nah, whatcho sss see?😶😐🤨😑🫤😫Ahhhhh C'mon, FAM! Don't tell me you ain't see it this time! F'real??? You really... Tr😖😑😤 O 😠 my😒 This ingga didn't see it. F'reeeal, cuh? Awww MANNNN! Waaat DaaaH Faaaa...😱😤😒 Ok, you Google it on yo phone. Look at the corner. Look at the corner. LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER SIDES, FAM! HIW SWAY!!! Str8 up! All Ye ALL THE WAY! How SWAY!!! LOOK AT THE CORNER. NOW LOOK AT THE SIDE AND TELL ME. HOW? YOU PLAYED WITH LEGOS, CUH! It's not nothing you gotta even 😤🚶🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🧍🏾‍♂️B... CUH! LOOK WHAT I'M TRYNA! B... FAM THO!!! LOOK, THOUGH! You see the corner, though! LOOK AT THE SIDES! GOOGLE ANOTHER ONE! It's all o' 'em! Look at em all. Look at the old pictures. You can see it in all the oldest ones too! They're all the same FAM. I'm tryna tell you. FAM, you gotta look. Do you own investigations. Fam. You gotta do your own work cuz these mfs be tryna trick you for real. Cuh, look at eeeem, loook, seee, I told'ju didn't I? You ain't think I knew what the umphk I be talkin 'bout. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Now, look. See. Now what. See. Tryna tell you. I know. Mmm hmph💁🏾‍♂️ Nah, you know.🌍���🌏🌐🗺️

[quiveringdeer]

YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

I WANT MORE!!!!!

I'm sorry it took me this long to read this Sights 😩🙏🏽 As always, it's such a well written piece!! Blows my mind how much lore you fit into such a tiny package!

The "Pairs" thing, inspired. And the way you describe soulmates finding eachother as someone just going on what everyone says it's like- and then the moment it happens for us. It was really neat to me.

Ugh the mobile readmore won't drop for me to try and copy paste piece I liked for more worthy commentary so now I gotta rely on my shitty memory even though I literally JUST read it. Okay so.

Having a list but then considering maybe let's add ice cream as a treat? Valid and my life. Welp actually I almost never make a list. Still valid.

That poor lil jar of pasta sauce and disgruntled employee. Good on reader for offering to come back and help, wonder if they'll remember that after this heartache. But pasta, bread and ice cream are crucial heartbreak fillers!! So we must!

The grey in Asa's hair always got me like:

I loved the way you likened his eyes to the way beetle wings shine. Just incorporating the insect references like it's easy! Gosh you're so imaginative! 🧡

The way he just steels his expression and walks away! Like bitch no you get back here Sir!! 😤

When he grabs reader and says to forget this my brain made me sing aloud the lyrics from Phantom of the Opera:

forget me, forget all of this

(Who is this monster, this murdering beast?)

Leave me alone, forget all you've seen

--the way it fits though!

But damn, that ending hurted. But not as much as getting carved up and hung on a wall. Ooo the implications of what might happen if you hurt your soulmate. So curious what pieces of lore you'll go with. Can they feel eachother's emotions now? Will Asa feel that heartbreak? For someone who always seems to have impeccable control over EVERYTHING, that would suck major dino balls. If they can't feel emotional pain would they feel when the other is in physical pain? Cause damn that would definitely be interesting considering his proclivities 👀 I'm sooo curious about your outline thoughts for part 2!! Did you already post it and I missed it? if you haven't, feel free to rant in my dms anytime!!! 🥰🙏🏽

🩸BLOODFEST🩸

Week 1

Prompts: Fire. Wound(s). Suburbs. Bondage

Keywords: Acrid. Malignant

Au Courant

(Part 1)

Asa Emory x AFAB Reader

Summary: Meeting your soulmate doesn’t quite go as you’d hoped.

Warnings: Soulmate AU, angst

~ Aeons ago, I answered this ask and I’ve been thinking about it ever since. So, here’s a fic ~

~~

Ding.

The automatic bell above the door chimes as you enter. The grocery store bustles with activity, people fresh from work hurrying to finish their shopping before returning to their sleepy suburbs. It’s barely-controlled chaos.

Retrieving a basket, you check the post-it note list in your pocket. Just a few things.

Aisle 3 first.

You’re slower than the rest as you scan the shelves, eyes unfocusing at random, the different brands of aluminum foil failing to hold your attention. Your mind is elsewhere.

Shelly found her soulmate today.

You knew the moment she walked into the office this morning. The sparkling eyes, the lovesick grin, they way she seemed to float with each step; it’s a look you’ve seen on others before. So, so many others.

Try as you might, you had not been able to avoid her for long. Pairs, as they’re called, could never keep it to themselves for long, seemingly intent on torturing you with their newfound wholeness.

They’d met on the train. She’d been running late and had to take a later line than usual. It was fate, she said. They never would have met otherwise.

Blah, blah, blah. You wanted to puke.

Everyone in your office had found their soulmate, one way or another. Everyone but you. Shelly was the last, the only coworker to whom you could relate. Now, you’re alone in more ways than one.

It would happen, they all told you. One day, your eyes would meet theirs and you would feel it: That spark, that final puzzle piece snapping into place, that pure feeling of absolute plenitude. It’s not something you could comprehend until you felt it, they said.

They’d meant to help, to give you hope, but their words only served to deepen the wounds of isolation. The malignant ache of loneliness festers a little more every year you go without meeting your other half. You’ve almost resigned yourself to a life of solitude.

It has been known to happen. Some unfortunate people go their whole lives without meeting their soulmate. It’s heart wrenching to see them out and about, a single, lonely figure in a sea of Pairs.

Would you be one of them?

Hastily, you shake your head, coming back to yourself and swallowing the acrid tang of self pity creeping up your throat. You slink to the next aisle over. A quick glance at your sticky note prompts you to retrieve a jar of pasta sauce. Bread is next.

You round the corner, eyes on your list. Bread, waffles, maybe you should get some ice cream—

You run headfirst into a solid chest, the impact so jarring you drop your basket. The glass jar of pasta sauce shatters, marinara splattering all over your shoes and the other’s scuffed boots. Strong hands seize your upper arms to keep you from toppling backward.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry—

The words die on your tongue when you meet the dark eyes of the man with whom you collided. His expression is one of cold fury. It chills you to the bone, freezes your soul, invokes a terror so deep in your mind you cannot draw breath. Then….

Click.

Your eyes widen. Fear dissipates instantly, replaced with unequivocal certainty. A spark ignites within you, warms your heart, sends a thrill racing up your spine.

It’s like that final puzzle piece snapping into place. No terror, only perfect completion.

Wholeness.

Now, you understand. Now, you see.

You stare in stunned silence at one another, his now shocked expression mirroring yours. A tremulous exhale spills from your lips. The grip on your arms tightens.

You take him in, as much as you can while keeping your gaze locked with his. He’s tall and broad-shouldered. “Powerful” is the first word that comes to mind. His strong jaw is peppered with stubble, the barest hints of gray flecking it and his brown hair. With your eyes, you trace the thin, white scars littering his face: One through his eyebrow, one through his lips, more slashed across his cheek and the bridge of his nose. His eyes…. His eyes are so dark—black?—and they glitter like beetle’s wings.

You inhale, part your lips to say something, to break the tense silence, but then his expression changes. His brows furrow, his lips press into a thin line. The cold scowl returns.

He releases your arms like you’ve burned him. Stepping away from you, he spins on his heel and quickly strides away. Incredulous, you watch the back of his jean jacket as he retreats, acutely aware of the knowing looks your exchange has garnered.

“Hey! Hey, wait!” you call, slipping a little in pasta sauce as you hurry after him. You pass a disgruntled employee and murmur an apology, you’ll help clean it up, you promise, you just need one moment….

The door chimes again as the man—your soulmate—all but flees to the parking lot. You pursue, half-jogging to catch up

“Stop! Please, why are you—

He turns to face you so fast you barely register what’s happening. A palm returns to your upper arm, another wrapping around your throat as he seizes you, spins, and shoves you up against the nearest vehicle. The noisy thud as your back collides with steel disturbs the muted hustle of post-work suburbia.

You gasp, equal parts shocked and impressed by the show of speed. You’re bewildered by your feelings, heart thudding in your chest, face hot. He just slammed you into a car and you’re blushing for chirst’s sake.

His own expression is pinched, strained. His voice, so pleasantly deep and rough, is terse as he speaks through his teeth, “You do not want to go down this road with me.”

You blink, your frenzied mind racing to process his words. “I…yes, I do. You’re—

“Forget this happened. Forget. It.” You flinch like he cut you, his words stinging like alcohol in a wound. You shake your head.

“…How?” you whisper. Your eyes burn. There’s no way you could ever, ever forget him now, not in any sense of the word. You’re connected on the deepest level, your very souls entwined. How could he say something like this? How could he want this? Does he not feel this bond like you do?

His jaw clenches. He pushes you away, not hard enough to make you fall, but firmly enough to make a point. Keys jingle as he retrieves them from his pocket. They rattle against the truck door—the one he’d pushed you against—until the lock clicks. He doesn’t look back as he slides into the driver’s seat, slams the door. The engine roars to life.

You watch, frozen to the spot, adrenaline and distress thrumming under your skin as the vehicle pulls away. It ambles through the parking lot, makes a left turn onto the street, disappears into traffic.

Your eyes burn.

Slowly, like your arm weighs a ton, you reach up to touch your cheek. It’s wet. You’re crying, you realize.

A new wound opens up, settles into your chest next to the loneliness:

Heartbreak.

[isimpoveryou]

Miles Teller x Reader

Fc: Monet McMichael

{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓}

(also no kaleigh hate here, its only for the fict)

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yourinstagram hanging with my best girl ❤😤 also my new weekly vlog is up. ya'll better check that out since we're going to give ya'll some girl talk 💞🥂

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y/nfan02 when y/n and y/f/n gives an advice always makes feel like i have the coolest big sisters ever

yourinstagram we are your sisters babyyy

yourfriendinstagram just from different mothers

y/nfan04 are not gonna talk abt it...

y/nfan06 is it the guy that called for her in the hotel room?

y/nfan04 yuhhh, kinda sounds like miles teller lol

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enews New hot couple 🎺🎺 Miles Teller who we all thirst for on his role in Top Gun Maverick already has a girlfriend. Who might be his new girlfriend is?? well her name is Y/n L/n and she is actually a quite well known in her tiktok account. Want to learn more about Miles Teller new beau well go check out on our bio.

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y/nfan01 whoever said that abt y/n. FUCK YOU

y/nfan02 PROTECTIVE SHIELD ACTIVATED

y/nfan03 whoever said this "A close friend of miles teller ex gives out their opinion with miles teller new partner "In my opinion he really downgraded, like why is he with her? keleigh is literally better, prettier, and skinnier. cant believe he's with her now" i will come for you

yourinstagram honeyy plss have they even look my goddess ass face and bodyyyy 😫

milesfan04 lol keleigh and her friends should leave y/n alone

milesfan05 It's a really fucking sad day for us

yourfriendinstagram whoever said that about my best friend i will fucking beat you up till you cant even utter a single word bitch

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yourinstagram well he's with me now boo

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y/nfan03 miles you lucky ass son of bitch

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yourinstagram ugh! ikr it's getting on nerves

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[ruki-mukami-dl]

Admin, a question for you. What are the 5 best scenes with Ruki for you?

((I really had a hard time choosing the 5 best scenes. There are just way too many... 😩

((But in the end I decided on the following:

DARK FATE DARK 09

"I'm asking if you gave them your blood."

"I know that! I'm talking about those Founders!!"

"Answer me!! Did you!?"

"Fuck...Whatever! Come here!!"

"Shut up. You should feel grateful I was so kind to pin you to the bed and not the floor. Seems like I was too soft on you after all. I take my eyes off you for two seconds and this happens. Without knowing how I feel, you just...!"

"I'm making it painful. It seems like you still can't quite learn from words alone after all."

((The cold iceberg, called Ruki, loses his composure. He raises his voice and has quite an abusive choice of words. Seeing him from this side is great. 😤

DARK FATE HEAVEN 02

Yui: "Well...Can I stroke your hair?"

Ruki: "I don't particularly mind but why do you ask all of a sudden?"

[She strokes his hair.]

Ruki: "This is an odd sensation. Having you stroke the top of my head like that."

Yui: "Ah...Sorry, did it feel unpleasant?"

Ruki: "No, it's fine. Just keep going. ...It's been a while since I've got to experience this feeling."

Yui: (...Did he fall asleep? I guess he was lacking sleep as well...)

((I like this 'Heaven' scenario because it shows Ruki's soft side very well. 🥰

MORE BLOOD DRAMA CD TRACK 6: REWARDED WITH BLOOD-SUCKING

"...Heh. Just as I've been told, this blood has the power to manipulate Vampires."

"This is a rather quick-working poison. It makes even someone like me feel a little faint in the head..."

"Haah...It's smooth, coating my tongue, before slowly taking away my ability to reason. And then, it makes me thirsty for more. ...Hah. This is...Livestock makes its Master."

"I thought only fools walked into traps with their eyes wide open, but I think I can...relate to them now...I suddenly do not seem to care about so many things."

"I want more...of your blood. My body...is craving for you...Ughー!"

"I wonder if this is what they call sadistic desires? I want to suck you dry..."

((Addiction and craving for blood — To see that blood can make a dominant and saditic vampire submissive in some way... is very interesting... 🥴🤯

MORE BLOOD DRAMA CD TRACK 5: TRAINING BEGINS

[He drags you towards the edge of the roof.]

"The underground illuminated by the light of the moon is truly beautiful. Does it not remind you of Hell? Hehehe..."

"Dive down, and crash to your death. Exactly as your make-believe wish."

[He pushes you.]

"Why are you holding onto my sleeve? Do you want me to pity you? In that case, you are barking up the wrong tree. I no longer have any humans feelings or senses. Well then, go!"

"You're begging for your life? However, your life is utterly meaningless to me. You're an eyesore...Die!"

"...Hurry up. If you keep me waiting for too long, my mood may go sour after all."

"I'll tame you so just like a dog who starts wagging its tail and running around in excitement from the second it sees its owner...You too, will throw yourself at me at once, pleading for my fangs."

((Well and this scene because it shows how brutal, sadistic and emotionally dead he is. He is a vampire after all. 😉

DAYLIGHT DRAMA CD TRACK 3: MAKE BELIEVE OR NOT

"I promised I would never hate you, and that I would bear your sufferings alongside you. ...However, I felt like those words alone would not be enough. After all, you are infamous for always taking on every burden by yourself. I assumed you would still feel hesitant and have your doubts even after I told you my true feelings. Therefore, as cliché as it may be, I decided I would make a vow to you."

"Come on, you know which hand to show me now, don't you?"

"Just as I thought, it looks wonderful on you. I will never leave you, no matter what happens. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, I vow that I will walk by your side and continue to love you."

"...Although I won't go as far as to say 'until death do us part'. Even if said day awaits us at some point, I will vow my eternal love to you."

((Okay... This one because I'm hopelessly romantic... 🙈

((Thank you so much for this ask, Anon!!! I had so much fun answering it!!! ❤️

Sources translations: @dialovers-translations

[moaserendipity]

Love in the Air EP7 messy review

We have arrived at the last chapter of Payu and Rain's love. I am sad and I know I will miss them so I will probably keep rewatching a lot!! BUT before we say goodbye, lets dive right in with this messy review!😎

Now we left last episode with Rain being kidnapped! I am still pissed off about that, like how dare you take Rain like that! anyway we switch to Payu at work, who suddenly gets a feeling something is off and starts calling Rain who of course can't pick up the phone. I love the way Payu just gets up and leaves work to go and check up on him but I feel how worried he is by him going through the entire house to find him even Saifha is alarmed eventually.

I do feel like Saifha don't get the relationship between the two because we all know Rain would pick up the phone if Payu calls so him not picking up the entire day obviously means there is trouble. I hate how Payu eventually gets the call from Rain but it's actually Stop. Can I say this though Rain is one brave man! Anyway we all know how this works as Payu is asked to get there in 30 minutes alone.... Like this is very basic kidnapping stuff. That moment with Saifha though, I knew he gave him information, I mean that was quite obvious. 🫢

Next scene we get to see Rain being tied up to a chair and gagged, I seriously hate this so much, again how dare he touch Rain!! I do like it that his friend leaves because he doesn't want to have anything to do with kidnapping, as if abusing him isn't bad enough, fucking dumbass! Rain isn't Rain if he isn't being his feisty self though and as he glares at Stop of course he gets aggravated! stupid of him to free his mouth and HELL YES RAIN FOR SPITTING AT HIS FACE!! fucker deserved that!!

I don't like the fact he hit Rain though, like karma will come for your ass!!! Now of course Rain gets beaten a bit more and then Payu shows up alone...... Like I really don't like scenes like this but I watched it and felt super upset with the way Rain cried out for Payu while Payu was being humiliated! Thank god for P' Chai. I cheered quietly(it was 2am when I watched it) ☠️when they freed Rain. The way Rain immediately run towards Payu, ughhh my heart broke a bit because Rain was crying and Payu severely hurt. (My babies were hurt, it was unacceptable! ) 😤🥺The way Payu comforted him by making sure he knew it wasn't his fault and that is was okay, made me cry because well I don't have a reason, I just cried because that was beautiful.

I did clap though when Rain kicked the fucker two times! what I learned from this is that Rain is like a cinnamon roll but will kill you when you touch Payu! So better not mess with both of them.

Thankfully this scene ends and they are mending their wounds at home. The way Rain is super careful not to hurt Payu and Payu is like stop that nonsense. I love the way Rain put Payu's hand against his face carefully, it's extremely touching and the way they finally told each other they loved each other. (my heart really was just full at that moment)🥹 Have I already told you guys how much I love Rain, but after this episode it's even deeper, like who can resist him when he comes with this pick-up line "Because whenever there's a Storm, there's always Rain" (I melted so badly right then, like there is no cure for me anymore, I'm in too deep) and then that soft kiss!!!! ugh.................🫠😍

we finally see Rain spending time with his friends after a long break and I love how they are just casually chatting but this dude needs to stop teasing Rain! (oh little confession time. So Rain spelled his name correctly, I mean he said the R(rolling his tongue and everything) but I caught myself saying Lain, instead of Rain multiple times because that's how they pronounce his name in the drama, I can't help myself because I seriously love it) But ofcourse Sky tells on him by mentioning that he is attached to his lover lately. I love Sky's energy so so much! The way his facial expressions are always on point!! Of course Payu calls right at that moment and after he hears Ple, he seriously shows up, making Rain nervous and not wanting to approach him but Payu of course does not care and as Payu joins them at the table, Payu tells everyone that he is picking up his partner and the best part Rain jumping up and telling everyone he is going home and Payu follows his lead immediately and put his arm around Rain and that's when everyone gets it and gets shocked! except for Sky of course, this man was just eating his sandwich calmly with a smirk on his face.

I also love how bold Rain has become! Like here he sits seducing Payu! Ughhhh I love it just so much!!😍☠️🤭

"The sky is clearing up, while a wind is coming from the east"

and with this we step into our first glimpse into Prapai and Sky's storyline. We see them both waking up at their homes and get ready for the day , Prapai is a big shot at the company of his dad, While sky is doing household chored at his dad's. Two completely different lives. I had to giggle when Prapai just barged into Payu's house and walked around as if he owned it. I love how Payu did not cater to him one bit and as he tried to get Payu away for some water so he could talk to Rainm brilliant especially the scene where Rain offers to get water and Payu literally was like "STOP" lmao this man will someday be the death of me. Anyway Rain gets put under pressure to give Sky's number, as Prapai is threatening to not move until he gets it and the Payu looks at Rain and the way Rain caved under that stare, just brilliant. After he gets Sky's number he tries to call him but as Sky doesn't recognize the number he doesn't pick up and with Prapai's "I don't give up that easily" We come to an end of their first chapter and the last chapter of PayuRain.

Now to get back at Payu and Rain. Payu finally confesses Rain that he wanted him the second they had met in the rain and what he would do if they ever met again and that after he received his photo he technically began plotting. This man even dismantled his car to make sure Rain would need his help. I love this really, it's brilliant. I love how he justifies it all by telling Rain he just loves to tease him. If we are being honest if I met someone like Rain I also would tease him a little because he is just too cute. Thats the punishment for being way too cute!! I love how Payu goes. "Won't you love me after finding out the truth" and Rain just goes "No, 'cause I already love you, what else can I do"

I mean have some mercy on our hearts Rain, I literally melted to the floor and felt jealous but with this ending it's really time to say goodbye to Payu & Rain's storyline and feel excited for Prapai and Sky's one, from what I heard their lovestory isn't going to be as happy as Payu & Rain's story but that being said I can not wait till next week october 6, which is also my Birthday but that is not that important..

Anyway see you next week!!!!!!

[saintobio]

i really was wishing for haru to make an appearance and he did 😭 i don't know what that entails now but it's high time rin be jealous for once, if he is. i hope he his. haru seems like a great guy.

and sophia is something huh. she kinda deserves a slap or two. and rin what is up with you showing you care for yn now? ugh i just hate him rn. but osamu supremacy!! 💚 and kita, atsumu and aran this chapter.

i feel so bad for yn. like the heartbreak. it must be tough. but girl haru is there now, and asher, find asher! ugh it's so good. thank you for that chapter!! looking forward to the next one! i hope you're doing well. 💕

thanks sm!! i’m very glad you liked it and thank you for sending this through <3

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Anonymous said

All thought process left my mind as SOON as I read "Haru..."

Yes... the king is HERE, eat shit Suna!

But forreal.... Sophia... what a bitch omfg.

And Suna... literally what the fuck is going on with him... this hot and cold bullshit is seriously giving me whiplash 😭

And Osamu.... he is best boi always the better twin, and i am glad Atsumu apologized but i need more than one pack of m&ms 😤

Great chapter, as always!!! It made me kinda sad but I was getting more frustrated than anything 😭 NOW WHERE IS ASHER

Anonymous said

hold up... wait... it's time FOR A FUCKIN CELEBRATION.

HARU. MISTER DPR IAN. MISTER CHRISTIAN YU. MISTER FUCKIN HARU. IS HERE EYYYYYYY

Also wtf... Sophia acts so high and mighty until the mention of the letters. Why wont y/n take the opportunity to taunt her like bitch u stole my man and doesnt living a lie of a relationship hurt more than when the truth is finally revealed? I guess not, makes me wanna tell him even if he wont believe me... I'd fuckin help them become more off than on cuz ya rlly hurt my girl y/n 🤷🏻‍♀️ ya dug yer own grave missy and were just helpin ya lower ur fuckin casket down 💀 also... tell me y/n ain't infected... um.

Also can they just leave me girl alone like... wtf Suna. Leave her the fuck alone, like you've hurt her enough... I'm so fuckin tired of this guy's mood swings like choose ur fuckin only option rather than the one that was never an option in the first place. 😤

Sorry for the lil rant but anyway amazing chapter as always ☺️

sorry i’ve compiled this, i hope i don’t mind as they sound similar :’D thank you nonnies!! your rants were very enjoyable to read

[wolfstarhh16s]

A long car ride

Remus: (mumbling curse words while driving)

 Tonks: I hate traffic jams

Remus: so do I

Five year harry: (kicking the back of the remus seat)

 remus: harry stop kicking my seat

 Harry: uncle pad pad foot I’m  bored

Serious: well hello bored I am uncle padfoot

Six year oldTeddy:  pop I’m hungry

 serious: hi hungry this is bored

Harry/ teddy:ugh ugh

Teddy: i’m cold mama

Tonks: (turns down the  temperature)

 Teddy: now I’m hot

 Remus: first you were cold then you were hot 😤

 Harry: I can’t find my binky

  Remus: wiggle around your seat I’m sure you can find it

Teddy: I can’t find my Barbie

Remus: wiggle around your seat I’m sure you’ll find it

 Teddy: I lost my shoe

 harry: and I lost my Sippy cup

Remus: why did you boys bring so many stuff in my car😩

Teddy: what’s that

 remus: what’s what

Teddy: that

remus: what

Teddy: that

Harry: Uncle Mooney uncle Mooney uncle Mooney uncle Mooney look look look look look look look look look look look look

 Remus: I can’t look right now bud I’m driving

Harry: please look

Remus : (turns around)

 Harry:(gives him the middle finger and giggles)

Remus: stop flipping me off

Teddy: aaa my seatbelts to tiet 

Tonks: just grab it loosen it

Teddy: now it’s too loose

 Tonks: well then let it go it Will tighten

Teddy: I CANT GET IT JUST RIGHT😤

Harry teddy: are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet are we there yet

Remus: Count to a Bajillion in your head and while you’re at it let’s play the quiet game

Serious: Remus are we there

 Tonks: Sirius I love you but do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up you’re a big boy You can handle a long drive

Years later

(Remus is telling the story of Harry and Teddy, when they were in the car), remus: and that’s why I don’t trust Harry with my car mainly because I know the first time you were in a car you accidentally  crashed it

 Harry: that was one time

 Remus: Yeah and you nearly gave me a heart attack

 Hermione: at least he told you he didn’t tell me that he crashed that car until we were in fifth year

Remus: really Harry

Harry: sorry my love but you’re just so overprotective

 Hermione:(jumps on hairy and is now laying on top of him) is it a problem that I care about my boyfriend puls back then we were just friend

Harry: yeah and this is real

Hermione: what’s real

 harry: The love that I have for you (kisses her on the lips)

Tonks: we better leave these two alone( walks out with Remus) serious honey

 serious: (glaring at Hermione)

 Tonks: you know there growing up

 serious: I wish they didn’t go (walks away with Tonks) but at least nobody’s kicking in the back of my seat anymore or Remus Seat

Serious:  but you know what

 tonks:  what

Serious: I still have the opportunity to LUPIN some  jokes 

  Remus: you rang 

 Harry: Ugh You did not just tag team a dad joke, 

Tonks: (giggles)

Teddy Harry: are you serious

 serious: but I am serious

Teddy and Harry:ugh ugh













 







[lotussapphireco]

Wisdom Tooth Story

Ok so I wanted to post a little story or maybe a little rant about my wisdom teeth surgery experience.

Note:

So first just to let you know they’re only shaving my bottom teeth not pulling them out because it’s touching the nerve so they’re worried removing them would paralyze my jaw...

The day:

so the day starts as they have me take this pill and I’m supposed to be out of it after 30 minutes ... by 5 minutes I’m already spinning and feeling drunk and I really don’t remember how i managed to walk inside.. what I do remember is that I got up and tried to grab my phone every chance I got and they hid it from me and I still found it.

The doctor comes, uses a syringe forces some nasty liquid in my mouth and I’m completely knocked out after that.

So by the time it’s done I just get in the car, they don’t really talk to me or my boo about aftercare they just hand him a bag and say everything he needs is in there but they only gave us toothpaste, a toothbrush and floss...... so I get in the car I’m literally crying for a whole hour and I keep saying idk why I’m crying.. my boo picks up my check from work for me, cashes it in at the bank and I just remember being home now.

So I’m all puffy I’m taking these Tylenol & codeine pills and I start to feel the pain and now I’m feeling like this is how birth would be if it was in my mouth, the Tylenol never works on me and I’m just dying, I eventually give in and just take straight Advil and I swear it helped.

Realization:

So skipping ahead to the important stuff now... so now my swelling has gone down I can finally make sense of what’s going on inside there now, and then... that’s when I realized.... they STITCHED MY LEFT CHEEK... they stitched it to my gums thinking maybe that was part of my gum or something??? And they also forgot my antibiotics which resulted in giving me a fever!.... so now I have a giant scar on the inside of my cheek & less flexibility back there.

I also find out that after it’s all healed and the stitches went away... they completely missed stitched both bottom teeth... so now I can SEE my wisdom tooth on the bottom... I can even feel them!!

Help:

I call them to let them know and hopefully get a syringe or something to clean the left over unstitched holes in my mouth..

this lady tells me that they “did not” stitch my cheek... and that they don’t want me to get pockets if they give me a syringe or whatever. Lady was super rude too btw. Could not believe how bad the service was. After I get the surgery 😤 they refuse to give me anything to clean it out with and said leave it alone it was “stitched right”

Ugh:

So I’m doing just that and honestly it got so gross in there I couldn’t take it anymore. I started using random things to clean it at home, refusing to go back to that place after this, I want real food I’m fed up. I kept feeling on & off pain on the right side also even just from eating soups..

Again help, also current status:

I find out there’s also a hole in one of my teeth.. like they drilled a hole in my tooth and forgot to fill it, im wondering where this awful taste keeps coming from and there’s stuff inside there, I try to clean it just to find out that area was soooo sensitive, it was so painful I feel like from watching someone in labor that it this pain Would be worse then that... so I got most of it out before feeling that pain and honestly drinking even cold water after that was so painful, any toothpaste going back there was painful. I’ve been scared to go back there at all side but god it’s so gross. So yesterday I decided to just shove toothpaste down there and yes it did hurt but not as bad as actually touching the hole.. and woke up with it cleaned out... ordered some syringes off amazon that are small enough hoping it works to suck the stuff out of it because I know I can’t shoot any water or anything back there without hurting myself. And by the way this is now almost 2 months later. Only the right side hurts to touch.