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Episode 3
hey hey!!
i am back with the third episode of unine’s run!
i have my water, i have a strawberry banana margarita my dad made me, i have a very blitzed friend in discord who has literally gotten drunk off a bottle of wine and cannot spell to save her life, and my phone is plugged in!
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ok so the episode is starting out with some black and white montages of the trainees and yixing talking about the reasons why no one had an A grade
we left off last time with the trainees practicing for the theme song stage
oohhh mingze :(((
oh and then theyre talking about the bullshit stage thing where only one of two teams per song actually gets to have a stage prformance it really annoys me but whatever
ok lrh is having a singing class with B class
jiayi guan yue bestest smiley boys i love theem
yaaaasss ronghao compliament jiayiii
yaaassss ronghao compliment hanhannnnn
aklsdfjffasdkj ziming is so cute omg
i hate what ronghao is wearing
and not in the fun way that i hate on other outfits
its just not my style
akldffdsklf hanhan looks like a lil guinea pig here!!! i will screenshot
laklsdfjalkdsj jiayi is baby i love himmmmm
ok b class singing class is over?
AAAHHHH JOLIN AND MINGHAO DROPPING IN I LOVE THAT
OOH MY GOD THE A IS LITERALLY JUST THERE
Jolin guesses 5 will become A and Minghao guesses 8
ugh why does wenhan look so good im upset
omg the face that guan yue just made i am dead
i screenshot it dw
wang jiayi really admires guan yue meeee tooooo
lian huaiwei and hanyu are adooraaablllleee
awww baby wang jiayi hes so anxiuos and after already spending so much time practicing the night before i am *pleading emoji*
xbc is very straightforward
i love mom so much
her outfit is so cute
!!! she’s telling wang jiayi to associate the movements with something like for one move she says to associate it with the statue of liberty and they both kicked up their lil legs like flamingos
so cute
!!! hes hopping around b he could remember its so cute
mom i lvoe him
ooooh C Class time!!!
she calls them little suns that’s so cute
XIXI
ooohhh a-key baby
YAO CHI
i just really lvoe my boys
awwww chichi is so cute i love him
i love that they blur out minghao’s shoes but we can tell theyre jordans lmaooo
alksjdfasldkf baby boy cant bend his finger aaaahhhhh akdfkjas;dlkjfasdkjf
hes so cuteee
a;lksdfjsk xixi immediatley looking towards them
mom is great
asfjdldksj they edited her to have cat ears and a tail im so weaaaak
D class time
shes so cute i love her
shes so funny im screaming she asked if she could answer a call of nature
yao chi!! baby boy is nervious
alkdfjasdkl yangyang’s face immedately dropped i
he’s very baby i love him so much
aww he’s preious im tearing up
i am not cryinng over himm it’s fine
aldksfjlas omg hes so cuuuteeee
i wanna squish his cheeks
PIIIiiiii....
i love wenxuan being yangyang’s biggest fan immediately like yes the brotherly love there i cant stop seeing it
deep voice boyyy
awww his falsettos
he can’t hit that note i want to cry
i think everyone else wants to also
its ok i will for them
ok D class
yin shi is so cute i love him
ay. o. ay. o.
mingze!!!
awwww hasidfjasldkfj his lil walkies in circles
i love him i wanna give him a hug lil dumpling of a boy
f class
klaskdjfka;sa;skdf i loveee
theyre all so cute
longhan is adorable i love
ok yixing is doing something now
alsdfkjasd the lil head bops
alsdkfjla;sdkjf;l a group of screaming chickens
yang gen is killing me aldkfsd
wang jiayi i love you
i feel like the trainees all forgot yixing is part of sm and sm is evil
jlkadjf wang jiayi and longhan are adorable
squats and some of these guys are getting way too into it
i am looking respectfully
squat with a straight back
shenshen looks unbothered
yao chi helping his fellow trainee stay straight we love to see it
ok each class was able to send up a rep
not to be like i lvoe how yixing jumped on stage
but i loved seeing yixing jumping up on the stage
b a l a n c e ~
alskdfjalksd i love alsdfkj;alsdkfasdfj;asdfk he just said yixing has a bad memory im screamming
well he implied it
but still v funny love to see it
chen youwei popping up like a meerkat ldkjfas;dkj
im eating some pears rn and the one i just bit into is v juicy omg
huaiwei “its like a press conference”
please let yixing sing at the grammys
i think their campus is v pretty
bold of wang jiayi to think i wouldnt pick him if he couldnt dance well
oooh it’s time for their individ video dances for the mentors
awww guan yue is s cute!!!
yixing you little dork that’s exo lay right there b abie
aslkdfja;lskdf changxi looked so cute
awww longhannie he’s so cuuutteeee
shenshennie!!!
hanyuuuuu
resorting timeeee
i think
changxi looks so good i want to die
resort time
ooooh starting from class c
yao mingming was first to be callled O.O i do hope the best for my baby
oh baby is still in c
im going to cry for him
oooohhhh he forgot the lyrics :^/
i want to give him a hug
oooh people got sent down
i am going to cry it will be fine
christ theyre a lot harder on them this time
awww changxi holding hands with his groupmate
my lil canary boys where are they going
awwwww they both are in b!
off topic but yo this is a really good pear guys
i have a pair of pears so im excited
OH FUCK IT’S A IM SO PROUD OF MY CANARY BOYS
i just noticed that minghao isnt in the mentor’s room
jolin is so cute when
what
oh my god
everyone else stayed the same in c
15 move in D, one of them to A
in class F 7 move up
and the rest stay
finished the first pear
bo yuan moves to class B
fuik
i am going to start crying bc huixuan is oh christs
we are fine it’s ok
and chi is crying too
so many of the other trainees are crying too i am dying
crying
baby boy got an a
i am sobbing fellas
SOBBING
gdi i didnt think i would get this attached to them already
and the other class a trainees comging to comfort him bc he was crying
i am emotionally distraught
im so proud
and he put his lil car sticker on his a nametag
wow and i thought the ad moments were obvious in ywy2
class b turn
hanyu is going to class a
akdf;aksd hes so cute
him and huaiwei are so cute i love their friendship
wang jiayi’s turn i think he got A?
wenhan’s an A
guan yue’s turn!!
a for my boy
huaiwei!!! aldsfkjasdlkfj he’s so cute
him and jiayi are going tgether
awwww he asked jiayi to hold him and he did
jiayi is going to class A!!
and linmo crying im T.T
oh i wonder aabout huaiwei
ealsdkfj “exchange it” im so weak i love him
!!!! BAOBEI IN CLASS A
ohh mingze baby is okay
center choosing time
yiixing what the fuck why are you cancelling the center
aaaooo its to let them have better chance with their practicing
alkdf i can’t get over chichi’s lil proile picture
mengniu fruit drink
what is your mascot you evil moon planet
aww i like how proud yixing looks
i wonder how much time he gave them
ohafsdf he’s asking to promote them on the spot we love to see it!!!
jang shengming didnt realize he was promoted what a MOOD
also i have found i have forgotten the chorus of the idp theme so that’s great
like i have the lead up to it but cant remember the actual thing
i literally looked it up to remember
HEY YOU HEY YOU PICK ME EI EI
OK I REMEMBER
XUKUN IM SO SORRY
n e ways
back to the boys!
xu fangzhou also moves up!
aw his lil hand flutters
wang jiayi also got complimented im so proud of my baby
he’s probably older than me isnt he
so i looked up and he’s older than me by about 5 years
i was calling a grownass 25 year old baby
do you ever just stop for a moment and reflect on the decisions you make
and you can physically look back at them
no? oh, well, I Can :)
moving on
i wonder if anyone else moved up
one person in class f is moving up
wen yechen to class b!!
three to class d, including longhan!!!
2 to class c
jin fan to b as well
xu yuhang to d? maybe b?
shen bohuai was off to the side crying ooohhh sweetie
mingze my love it’s ok!!! you can do better in the future and that’s what matters
ok center choosing time
i mean we already know bc the first 2 episodes had the theme at the end and im pretty sure this one started out with it?
but anyway class a trainees get to battle it out ofc
oohh they have to do the killing part
asdkjfas;ld wenhan your killing part is my normal picture stance asdlksfjasd
slkdfjasdl hanyu is about to kill all of them lmaooo
awwww changxi is so cool
wenhan’s turn
my mans dis a one person wave and winked
guan yue!!!
awwww it’s so cute
jiayi sdflkjasdk
huaiwei!!! omg is he gonnna lift himself
i love one (1) man
he’s so cute
AAAAHHH A LIL HEART ARROW THING I LOVE TO SEE IT
why does guan yue make the best fucking faces all the time adklajd
wenhan get’s it tho it was between him and huaiwei
alskdjfsd they’re all tossing him in the air
awwwww wenxuan and chunyang im so emo
yangyang started crying for him
AHHH FINALLY WE HEAR YIXING SAY BALANCE
omg jolin that fit is so cool wtf
fasdfasdfajldkf
i love jolin so mcuh
i like the lil smiley flower after journey has on his jean jacket
ooohhh boys are dancing for the mentors!
oooh their high notes are so good!!!
stage rising
and wenhan is rising
ajdkfj;aslkdjf after journey called it a big cake im so weak
shenshen!!!
aww mc jin is inspired by them to keep working hard i want to cry
they’re all so proud of the trainees
im not crying im not
oh fuck
they get to call home now oh my god
i am going ot cry and it is going to hurt
osdofjadsjf bo yuan found that a lot of money was spent from his account adkljfads his family wildin’
ok ziming called home and his mom is so excited for him!!! the face he just made
huaiwei is talking to his dad
his dad is so talkative i think we know where he gets some of his personality from asdahdklfajsd
it was so cuteee
yao chiiii
als;dkfjasdklfj immediately his mami goes did you get kicked off lmaoooo
she was like “i know everything the internet exists” when he was asking her if she knew what grade he was placed in
she sounds so cool omg
@ yao chi’s mom if you somehow come across this (which i highly doubt but who’s to say) you are so cool omg !!! thank you for being so funny
oh i think we’re about to get to the sadder calls now
:)
wen yechen’s mom was brushing her teeth im so weak
nevermind we’re still in funny moments
skajf;asldfkjasd meng en’s mom does not have his back im sick
jiayi’s mom is so funny asdjfas;ldkf she’s asking for spoilers
awww some of these are so cute!!!
al;sdkfjs shi zhan’s mom goes “we’re speaking spiced salt mandarin”
adlsfjds HIS MOM HUNG UP ON HIM IM SO WEAK
al;skdfjasdkljf wang jiayi’s mom is so funny she wont stoip talking im dying
alksdfaslkdfjsf oh my god
sal;kdfjasldkfjasdkfjsdfjasdlkdfj she hung up on him im dead
oh it’s guan yue’s i cry at this one all the time
idk if you know this but his parents are deaf so he’s fluent in sign language
fuck he’s full out sobbing im crying too
i was prepared but i wasnt
his mami works like at a massage place and so she constantly has blisters
and his like goal is to make sure that his parents esp his mom doesnt have to work any more
lads we are crying and my throat is tight
oop ok linmo’s call
he’s crying so much and lied about the connection being bad
im crying
oh my god they used to call him every night before he came on this show
chen youwei cant even call them i
like he doesnt want to bc he’s embarrassed about his grade
he’s calling his sister instead
oh fuck he’s already crying
alkdfdsk i am crying so much rn guys
wenhan can’t even respond to his dad he hung up on him
i hate this so much
side note: my tears arent burning me anymore :D
theyre going thru a montage of different trainees talking to their families with a voiceover from one of the moms and lads the tissues are out in full force i can tell you that
ok crying and phoning are over
the trainees are filing into a room
adsklfadjsklf i love that people are arguing about what the song is actually called bc one of the trainees got Retreat mixed up with another song called Step Back
anyway this is the song choosing time for their stage
and if you already know what’s about to happen, i too am very upset with how they did this but it’s cool it’s fine it’s whatever
anywya
yixing
looks
good
first public performance!!
all trainees will compete in groups of course
but only 60 trainees can enter the next stage of training
yayayay song listening time!
fire: some of these trainees are so hype about it awww
fight: yooooo that one section is getting turnt lmaooo
namanamanananma: yixing is dancing too i love it
ooohhh this song is so good but i don’t remember what it’s called but i think it’s like Red Rose and White Rose or something? i think hanyu ends up on it
a smile is beautiful, neighboring tarzan, retreat, and dream all get like 2 seconds and then that’s it which...rude but ok
so the trainees before going into the room wrote down who they’d most like to perform with and based on that, whoever got the most votes gets to choose a song first
and all of his teammembers oooooh
jiayi immediately teasing xixi by telling wenhan he wants to be in a group with him
xixi to hanhan: dont separate jiayi and me we are a team we’re a team
jiayi looking at xixi for a few moments a small smile on his face
jiayi immediately to hanhan: i want to be on a team with you
xixi: *shock and betrayal*
i love their friendship
the rest of the trainees will choose a ball and that’s where they go?? or that’s how they’ll choose the song? idk i missed that part and i dont want to rewind to it incase i go too far back
based on their reactions i think it’s yeah i think that they pick a ball and there’s their song
jiayi and wenhan are the two competitors for no. 1 pick of the trainees
so essentially which one of them will pick first
and the no. 1 choice was....wenhan!
wbk but ok
aldjfa one of the trainees in D asked yangyang which song he thinks hanhan will pick and he said the tarzan one
and then like immediately after he said it wenhan chose it
ugh the solidarity between them
only five people per team omg
hanhan chooses: hanyu, jiayi, guan yue, and the final member is yangyang!!!
awww their hug!!!!
xixi to jiayi: then let’s perform fire instead
jiayi doesnt even want to perform the song asldkfjasldf
ok now wenhan will choose someone to choose a song next
wang xinyu!
aalksdfadj he was so excited and then found out he’s wenhan’s rival
omg im getting bwenjun vibes at his facial expression im so weak
he gets to choose his members tho so that’s nice
huaiwei!!! he’s so cuteeeee but looks so dead inside
and casper, kou cong, and someone else from A
zhou yuan gets to chose next and he choooses nmaanammananaammaan
i cn’t spell it but it’s fine
awww mingze dancing
and linmo raising his hand
yuan chooses bo yuan, linmo, he wenxuan, junjie
shi xin, class f, get’s to choose his members for namanamanamanaman
he chooses: mingming, li you, duan xuxyu
akdfjlkadsf peopele cant stop dancing this is so cute
asdjflkasjdflkasjdf he chose mingming
and now we’re montaging the picking ok
ok here’s the most impoortant part
one of the groups will not be able to give a public performance based off of their performance in the rehearsal
i still think it’s bullshit
ok it cuts to the training rooms now
hanhan is disappointed in himself that he only chose vocals for the song bc it’s mainly rap
jiayi’s smile and laugh are so infectious
lakjfkds they’re making yangyang the leader awww
they’re calling him their little leader thats so cute
they’re putting a lot of trust and faith in him and wenhan wants to make him bolder as a person T.T
the center is wenhan
akdjfaklsdj chunyang is like “bitch i will end you”
and then immediately starts laughing
akldsfjal;skdjfads putting on his glassses that wsa so cuuuuteeee
hes baby
hanyu’s lil confident nod i love to see it
alkdjfaslkdjf he literally left the room to flex on the other team i lvoe to see it
hes so cute when he smiles
huaiwei is so nervous
hes so cute i love him mom
adksjfadslf they kept rewriting hanyu’s name im sick
ok namanamanamana groups
adkladf linmo’s group is killing me
junjie’s i mean
i love that after every sentance he keeps laughing
alsfjda;sldfjas; bo yuan is captain
wait psych lmaoooo
this is so funny ohmy god
junjie is leader
asldjfsd for section c its yuan vs junjie again
oh my god it’s so hardalkfdjas;lkdfjasdk
they’re so good
the other three spent so much time discussing im so weak
mingming’s team is down one person because one of the members had to be hospitalized
shi xin is their cap
and mingming is their center
i love that milka is a sponsor
ok retreat time
awww yao chi looks so cute with his lil headband i love one (1) man
not to e like im in love with yao chi and would marry him but i have a ring ready and im down on one knee
they put highlight in the inner corners of yao chi’s eyes and mom im in love
no i won’t stop talking about him leaf be
ooooooohhh maybe now after these performances we get to know what the lil moon man is called
i still think it’s such bs that only half of them got to perform like bros that’s so effed up
there’s going to be a lot of crying i know
ooh do we get to see any of the performances in their full?
no no we don’t
no we just get a like montagey thing of what the next episode is gonna have
awww yixing complementing kou cong
awwww jolin’s support of jiayi is so precious i am filled with UwU’s
kyuhyun may be known as evil maknae and i nominate yixing to be known as evil pd
oh shit wait is that it??? did we just see the different performances??
and now we get to see the decisions?
fuck i really did tear u at the first guy’s reaction didn’t i
i am going to sob and it is going to hurt what the fuck
ok so now i understand why episode 4 is three hours long
i think/hope we get to see both performances on the stage and then we’ll see the actual ones and maybe hopefully see the practice room versions
oh and we’re pack to the performance of the theme song to let us know it is the end of the episode
i can’t get over how cool the stage is with the like cybernetic type of concept iwth the purples its so cool
alright that’s all for this episode!!!
i hope that you enjoyed this
stay safe and stay healthy!!!
have a good rest of your day wherever you are <333
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