#U-Conn

[sentientsky]

petition for shelley conn to play a weird lil guy in every show ever

[virtualdespairr]

they won y’all pack up and go home

[3416]

Lol I love how ppl think the Leafs are losing because the big guys don't care enough. It's definitely not the defense and goaltending issues, it's clearly 16/34/88 throwing a tantrum because keefe is a big old meanie who won't let them sit next to each other on the bench or something...

real fjlksdjfkldsjfklds. you're a loser in this sport until you're not and instead of looking at realistically why that is and acknowledging that luck plays a bit of a role one way or another... you're just scum and don't try as hard as anyone else. like ???? how easily we're forgetting the beginning of the season when our problem was actually the opposite of what it is rn... we didn't show up on time and then "willed" ourselves back into games by scoring in bunches and going to ot. it's really not as simple as wanting it or not wanting it, and thinking those guys don't go out every night and actively try to win the game is fucking silly.

[fruitbasketball]

im new here, is paige fruity?

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no!

[katesharmasheart]

@lgbtqcreators

creator bingo - colour & event 11: team colors: dragons

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#mybelovedssopuresoinnocent 

[dctrreids]

"I cried myself to sleep last night, and the ghost of Carl, he approached my window. I was hypnotized, I was asked to improvise on the attitude, the regret of a thousand centuries of death. Even with the heart of terror and the superstitious wearer, I am riding all alone. I am writing all alone. Even in my best condition, counting all the superstition, I am riding all alone. I am running all alone. And we laughed at the beatitudes of a thousand lines. We were asked at the attitudes, they reminded us of death. Even with the rest belated, everything is antiquated. Are you writing from the heart? Even in his heart the Devil has to know the water level. Are you writing from the heart? And I cried myself to sleep last night, for the Earth, and materials, they may sound just right to me."

------Come on! Feel the Illinoise! - Sufjan Stevens

or, Spencer's letters to Maeve (in lyrics) @doctordonovan

[paulshishkoffjr]

It is a final in Maui. @Memphis_MBB went 29-for-40 from the free throw line. As Tigers defeated @UConnMBB, 99-97 in overtime. Tyrese Hunter led all scorers with 26 points. #MauiInvitational #MEMvsUCONN

[petnews2day]

Reviewing New Haven's Cat Cafe

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Reviewing New Haven's Cat Cafe

The opinions expressed in this article are the writer’s own and do not reflect the views of Her Campus. This article is written by a student writer from the Her Campus at U Conn chapter. For my Connecticut girlies, it must be exciting to find out that we have a cat cafe in our state! […]

See full article at https://petn.ws/URXmQ #CatsNews #ArticleTypeOpinion, #Café, #Cats, #ChapterChapter, #ChapterUConn, #Coffee, #MentalHealth, #MewHavenCatCafe, #SponsoredNo, #Yoga

[fairyhaos]

how seventeen act with their clingy s/o

requested by @cinnamoroxie: aaaa your writing is so cute <33 what ab svt w a pretty clingy / touchy reader? take care of yourself lovie and ty for writing this if u do!! 💓💓

notes: i hope you enjoy!

masterlist

seungcheol:

this man is the father of 12 children and a dog. do you think he'd hate clingy people???? loves it when you randomly reach over to take his hand, or play with his hair, or poke his cheeks. is totally okay with you needing to be squished up against him whenever you're in the same space, bc tbh he really wants that too

jeonghan:

pretends to hate it whenever you practically fall on top of him whenever you see him, but wraps his arms around you so tightly so you can't move away. has a hairband permanently on his wrist, partly so he can tie his hair and partly so you can fiddle with something while his hand is in the space between you. his favourite act of clinginess is when you put his head into your lap and pet his hair

joshua:

have you seen this man? he adores affection, but also becomes so awkward in the face of it. basically shuts down if you kiss his cheek more than 5 times in ten minutes. lets out those beautiful laughs whenever you basically tackle hug him every time your eyes meet. would let you put the world on pause to hug him even if the world was trying to end all around you

junhui:

clingy back with you. you have competitions w him about who is more clingy in your relationship. junhui once spent the entire day hanging like a baby bear draped over your back, and you in turn spent the next day Refusing to let go of your arm linked in his. he starts fake-crying if you're in the same room as him for more than five seconds and yet Have Not come over to immediately crush him in a hug

hoshi:

either cannot get enough of it or is a blushing mess the entire time. you pecked him on the lips one time while he was with the rest of the 96z and he went such a bright pink that it was all they talked about for a year. he pouts The Most if you suddenly let go of his hand while you're walking, but is rendered flusteredly silent if you bend down to kiss his knuckles on a whim

wonwoo:

doesn't mind it, as long as it's not too public. however, he still absolutely loves how your touchiness means that your hand is intertwined with his basically 24/7. will politely tell you if it gets too much, but you being so open with your affection helps him relax too and has definitely been the one to lie in your lap a few times when he's had a tiring day

woozi:

he's resigned himself to essentially forever being your hug toy. used to dislike it if you were attached to him for a little too long, but now he visibly pouts if you're not huddled up next to him on the couch while you're together. goes rlly red if your clinginess manifests itself in kisses, and can barely talk for a minute straight afterwards

minghao:

if you flop into his lap the minute you see him, he'll look down at you in mild panic bc he thinks that something terrible has happened to you to make you clingy. soon gets used to it tho and realises it's just your love language, and is way more relaxed when you unexpectedly put your head in his lap. lets you play with his fingers. and his rings. and his nail polish, which keeps getting chipped bc of you

mingyu:

have you seen this man's arms? i'm betting he gives the best hugs. probably works out for that exact reason. if you suddenly hug him then he's not letting go for at least half an hour. looks like a kicked puppy if you try to leave his arms even if "mingyu seriously i need to pee so badly let me go—" "no, you initiated this, you're not escaping so soon"

dokyeom:

it never even occurs to him that your behaviour could be classified as 'clingy' because he. he is the exact same as you. loves to boop your nose and will giggle so hard if you do it back to him. the idea of you two Not being touching in some way is a concept that just doesn't exist. jeonghan jokes you must have a string connecting you two or something bc you're always together

seungkwan:

he's a hyper person, can barely sit still due to his urge to kick hoshi or argue with dino. however, if you're next to him and link an arm with his or lay your head on his shoulder, he's instantly ceasing his frantic bouncing so you can comfortably touch him. if he gets too worked up tho, then he'll grab your hand instead n drag you around while telling everyone off bc even when mad he'll let you touch him for however long you need

vernon:

totally cool with it. you wanna tug on the hair on the back of his neck while you're bored? he'll tilt his head downwards slightly to give you better access. if you're wearing face paint or makeup tho, pls don't lean your head on him bc he'll get yelled at by seungkwan yet again if he goes to the guy for help in removing makeup stains from his clothes

chan:

loves when your clinginess turns into you just babying him. pinch his cheeks, play with his hair, coo all over him and he's grinning so hard and his serotonin levels are through the roof. vv chill when it comes to your affection, goes about his day super normally even if you're basically hanging off his back like a koala

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[sentientsky]

apparently jimbriel and i have more in common than i thought

[doueverwonder]

u cannot tell me the rest of the Northeast doesn't make fun of Mass and Conn for all the dumb Puritan rules they used to have.

[19871997]

u have poems that write themselves and the.n you have connor mcdavid best player in the world winning the conn smythe after losing the stanely cup finals after dragging his team to game seven after a 3-0 defecit ans losing his hopes and dreams since he was five years old And its reallt no comparison

[sergeifyodorov]

I’m curious because of how you rank Cale, who do you think are the top 10 players in the league? (We can exclude goalies because they’re such an entirely different skill set but would love to hear their separate ranking)

oooh ok this is. an inchresting question... under the cut bc dashclog Et Cetera.... the cody sergeifyodorov unoffishul players rankings at This Very Moment In Time. get mad at me if u want idk let's dance

number ten: sidney crosby. Old Man Still Has It, More At Ten

number nine: david pastrnak. arguably -- and i am going to argue it -- the best pure shooter in the league. the reason hes not like theee goalscorer of all time is bc he generally lacks puck carriers/space creators/isn't much of a puck carrier or a space creator of his own, but like. based off shot alone? hundredth percentile.

number eight: elias pettersson. two way centre... the usual vancouver oish% boost but also just a fantastic dual threat AND a legit lady byng candidate with a penalty differential big enough to severely boost his value just based off that. like imho there's nothing that petey is specifically Good At (like how pasta is a pure goalscorer) but he's basically got no weaknesses. and hes gay

number seven: cale makar IS very good. conn smythe norris etc but most importantly he did win a hockeyblr babygirl of the year award so theres that too. some crazy bobby orr pointgetter. real good defensive results too. like hes crazy good and they say hes crazy good for a reason

number six: ill concede. leon draisaitl

[GAP OF PRETTY SIGNIFICANT SIZE]

number five: quinn hughes. i don't know what fuckass magic this sad little man has. decent finisher. great playmaker. best power play quarterback in the league. makes anyone who plays with him appear to be "oh shit, this guy's a great partner for hughes!" (i have seen this with at least 5 diff players, not one of whom anyone would consider Quite Good on their own.) L + ratio + oish% + makar has devon toews + youngest captain in the league + you bet that conn smythe and norris combo is his soon enough

number four: nathan mackinnon. best dual threat in the league (no one who's a better passer than him is a better goalscorer, and no one who's a better goalscorer is a better passer.)

number three: nikita kucherov. i want you to do something for me. i want you to go to espn dot com. i want you to go to espn dot com slash nhl. i want you to go to espn dot com slash nhl slash team stats tampa bay lightning. it should be sorted by points for you. there's dearly beloved creepy eyes keeta right there in first. 94 points as of me writing this. crazy number for right now. wolfboy of all time brayden point should be in second. take a look for me rn at the difference between those two in points. what the fuck

number two: auston matthews. is this leafs bias? sure. im a leafs guy. im just saying that he's a better goalscorer than ovi in his prime, and he's a centre and great defensively too. i could tell you that he is fifth all time in goals per game, and two of the four guys ahead of him were born in the 1800s. i could tell you that he has 48 goals in 52 games right now, and 0 empty netters. i could tell you that if you only counted goals he scored when the leafs were down one or tied, he'd be in the top ten in goals this year.

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number one: connor mcdavid. he has almost as many assists as the second-best in his draft class (mitchell) has points. he has 930 points in 620 games. he is the only player in the salary cap era to have a 150-point season. idk there's just fuckin . no one like him. like generally an untrained eye can't really see how much better or faster any given player is than the rest but like. you can with him. he just Looks a step ahead of the pack. top five all time, and he's in his prime rn!!!! lets go connie all my homies love connie

[3416]

I see you are experiencing the downside of your team making the playoffs. It really sucks. There is no logic in playoffs sports. It is all luck and timing and the misfortune of others. Just remember why they are your team—that hasn’t changed! Still crossing my fingers they make a comeback…and since there is no logic, it is 100% possible.

fndkdkd REAL THOUGH!!!! it's like watching people go mad over and over bc they refuse to admit how much luck and randomness goes into winning the stanley cup. and any playoff series, you're right. i love the toronto maple leafs so much. i love what they stand for as an organization rn and what they've gone through to get where they are, and i hate that they're gonna be blamed so totally like it's some systemic issue and not just unfortunate luck .... man...

[fruitbasketball]

HELLO???? AUBREY GRIFFIN IS OUT ????? PROOF????

yeah so i only know this because i’m a psycho crazy bitch and went on a stalking rampage but if you look at this tiktok account that confirms that this is her girlfriend and she is in fact gay and NOT SINGLE (i’m sobbing violently)

like that’s aubrey in the first and second vids but yeah

[larsnicklas]

tehe seeing o.ilers fans so mad that the florida crowd booed when mcd won the conn smythe like ok what did u expect. THEIR guys shut your guy down when it mattered most and u expect them to ?? clap politely when he wins the mvp? to me if u didn't win the cup you clearly weren't the most valuable. and clearly he felt the same way because he couldn't even drag his ass out there as a face of the league to accept the conn smythe graciously. anyway sasha should have won the conn smythe but i am content in the fact that he has the trophy that actually matters. hope this helps