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Do you ship it?

Problematic Reasons: Enemies, selfcest (if you count that), psychological and physical torture, many murder attempts on both sides
#rick sanchez#rick prime#rick sanchez x rick prime#rick sanchez/rick prime#rickcest#prickcest#rick and morty#poll#m/m#mlm#male slash#gay slash#problematic maleslash polls#tw: selfcest#tw: torture#tw: murder attempt
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Me, starting Nightshade: Omg it's gonna be a wholesome romance in the route with her cousin
Nightshade:
#a: mine#r: cdr mf#canon: yes#tw: murder attempt#cw: choking#nightshade#chojiro x enju#though let's not lie “I love you but I have to kill you” is soooo romantic /not to take literally
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hc + 💔 for a headcanon about a sad experience
From This Meme SET (Still accepting)
/There is a scar on Rima's left shoulder. It is the result of a stab wound she received the day she decided to leave for UA.
On her final entry into the city, Her younger brother RIN high jacked a train. In the end he was arrested, but not before making an attempt on Rima's life.
Rima doesn't say it, but that final interaction with Rin left a voidness in her heart.
She will always remember the hurt in his eyes, when she helped get him out of the trains system.
She remembers feeling the saddening sense of betrayal when that knife went in. Not just from herself, but from her young brother.
Sometimes, when she looks at the scar, or the tattoo that has been placed over it. She is reminded of the bonds she had to cut, in order to do what was right.
And the emotional pain from that moment, hurts just as bad as it did when he stabbed her./
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The Tainted Cup | Book Review
Book: The Tainted Cup (Shadow of the Leviathan 1) by Robert Jackson BennettRelease Date: February 6th 2024Tags: Fantasy | Adult Fantasy | Contagions | Detective | InvestigationTrigger/Content Warnings: Murder | Murder Attempt | Trauma | Graphic DeathOther books I reviewed Foundryside | Shorefall | Locklands In Daretana’s greatest mansion, a high imperial officer lies dead—killed, to all…
#Adult Fantasy#contagions#Detective#fantasy#investigations#Robert Jackson Bennett#Shadow of the Leviathan#The Tainted Cup#TW: graphic Death#TW: murder#TW: murder attempt#TW: trauma
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Boy do I hope Trump's failed assassination attempt doesn't boost his popularity on the polls and leads him to the office like a certain Bozo of Latin America.
#I'm not joshing I'm being serious this is a real thing that happened in my country#the dude got stabbed and that made him win points that got him the election#for the love of god I hope that doesn't happen in the US#cw: politics#cw: us politics#tw: murder attempt
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Pt3 of the Danny is the 99th attempted clone Tim made of Kon. Kon learns about Danny.
Relevant info: Kon was dead closer to a year and a half in this au, and this happens a few months after his revival.
[Pt2: here] [Pt4: here]
So Tim has admittedly been putting off meeting up with the Titans. Everyone has settled back into the new normal. Too much has happened for it to look anything like before, but the other 3 Titans have been hanging out semi-regularly, and Tim turns down their invites 3 of 4 times. He knows it's starting to hurt their feelings, and he hates that.
But... he's scared to admit he's a father now. A father to a clone of one of them. He's not sure how to bring it up. Cassie never asked if he was successful, probably just assumed he failed because there isn't a third Superboy flying around. Jokes on her. Danny isn't going to be a Superboy. He's not allowed to even think about being a hero or vigilante until he's 14 at the earliest, and Tim is going to help him find his own name if he chooses that path. He won't be a Robin or Superboy. He won't live in the shadow of those legacies if Tim can help it.
None of that is relevant for the here and now, though. Tim got Jason to babysit Danny and finally agreed to a hang out with the Titans. He asked Danny for his opinion first before making his decision and got the go ahead. So, Tim is finally going to come clean.
Tim barely makes it into the tower when he's tackled by his friends.
"Tim! You're here!" Bart cheers.
"Yeah, it's good to see you guys too. Sorry I haven't been very present." Tim fidgets. "I've been busy... I also haven't been honest..."
"Tim?" Cassie sounds concerned. And Tim just can't. He extracts himself from the puppy pile. He can't make himself give eye contact. He's sure his guilt and shame are written all over his body language.
"Tim, you can tell us anything." Kon sounds super genuine. Tim takes a deep grounding breath.
"Okay, let's do this like a bandaid." Tim finally looks at them, focusing mostly on Kon. "I have a son. He's technically Kon's, too."
He gets the dubious pleasure of watching his three idiots look at his abdomen, as if he gave birth.
"Why-? Kon, we never fucked!? What the fuck guys??" He sputters, waving his hands in front of him.
"Then how-" Cassie realizes. "Oh!"
"Oh?? What do you mean??" Bart is looking between them and vibrating in confusion. Kon is just looking like a confused and concerned puppy.
"Okay, so, I may have had a breakdown with everyone dying or going missing." Tim grimaces. "And while I was fully aware that even if I succeeded, it wouldn't be Kon, I still tried to clone him. And, um, I did manage to succeed in the end."
"Fuck, Tim.." Kon starts.
"Look, I was in a really fucking dark place and needed even just a piece of good I lost." Tim hugs himself, self loathing burning him from the inside out. "Everyone was turning their back on me, I just needed something, anything, to keep going."
"Fuck, I should have helped..." Cassie bites her lip, chewing on her guilty conscious.
"It's fine. No one was listening. Don't beat yourself up over it. You were in a bad spot, too." Tim gives a humorless laugh. "Danny was my 99th attempt. And my last attempt, if I'm honest. I could feel myself breaking more with each failure. On a fucking whim, I decided to make the 99th attempt a baby instead of trying for a teenager, and it worked. I fucked up a bit, I forgot to adjust the knowledge download to that of a 1 year old, but he was alive. He's the best thing to ever happen to me. I was scared to tell you. I'm sorry-"
"Tim.." Kon cuts him off, and Tim snaps his mouth shut. "I.. I'm honestly not sure how to feel about you cloning me, but I'd like to meet him. What's his name?"
Tim rapidly blinks back tears. "Aedan Drake, he prefers being called Danny. I.. I didn't add Kent because I don't trust Clark with him or give him an El name, I wanted him to understand kryptonian language and culture first. I... I also wanted Danny to be old enough to make the decision over his name himself. I don't want him to be treated like you were. The house of El were so awful to you."
"I understand, Tim." Kon steps towards Tim, "Can.. Can I hug you?"
Tim nods and is swept into a tight hug. He feels something give emotionally, and he sobs into his shoulder. "I fucking love him so much."
"Tell me about him." Kon says softly. He can feel Bart and Cassie hoving, unsure what to do, but unwilling to leave.
"He's physically around 3 now. He loves ghosts and space and named the wolf plushy I bought him on his first day alive Wulf." There's some chuckles over that. "He's sassy and petty, but insanely sweet and tries to help out with any and all tasks. I see so much of both of us in him. Nature vs Nurture is a messy bitch. You remember what I said my start as Robin was like?"
"How you had to babysit a grown ass man and force him into better habits?" Cassie snarks.
"Karma's a funny bitch. Danny started doing the same shit to me as soon as he figured out how to walk." Tim giggles. "Anytime we weren't in danger, he'd force me to take care of injuries and to eat and sleep. And I'd do it because what kind of monster denies a baby trying to be helpful... plus he gets really stressed and depressed if he can't help."
Tim grips the back of Kon's shirt. "I don't understand how he developed my people pleaser tendencies so early on. We were stuck on LoA bases when he first started doing everything in his power to help me. I was purposely being a little shit to our "hosts" at the time. So it wasn't a surprise that he developed a Robin's need to troll, but he only saw me be nice to him."
"The LoA??" Kon asks in alarm.
"It was a rough year..." Tim scowls. "And if I see Ra's again, I'm gutting him. B's rules be damned."
"What happened?" Cassie asks, suddenly a lot closer.
"He's a creep, a pedo, and a child abuser." Kon rubs Tim's suddenly very stiff back and shoulders. "I could handle him being creepy towards me. While gross and awful to have a disgusting 300 or something year old man trying to wife me-"
"Excuse me???"
"He WHAT?"
"-I'm more pissed I couldn't protect Danny. I don't know what that piece of shit did when I couldn't take Danny with me, but Danny is linked to the pit now. He luckily doesn't have pit rage like Jason, but he can calm Jason's pit and apparently glows according to Duke." Tim sobs. "I should have killed the man when I had a chance. I don't know what he did to Danny!"
"It's not your fault, Tim." Kon hugs Tim tightly, it's almost painful. "You were in a tough spot and doing your best to keep you both alive."
"Just focus on healing and moving on." Bart says while running a hand through Tim's hair. Cassie rubs both Tim and Kon's backs as Tim gets himself under control.
"Can.. can I meet him?" Kon whispers.
"I'd love for you to meet him." Tim sniffles. "He was nervous you'd hate him for existing. I apparently passed on my stupid anxiety. I couldn't quite get him to believe me when I told him he wouldn't be who you'd be mad at if you got mad. He wants to meet you, but I accidentally made the most jaded baby in the world."
"A Super raised by a Bat is going to be terrifying." Bart giggles. "We'll have to make sure he doesn't become a supervillain."
"Meh. He's too cute. If he goes evil, all he has to do is pout and he'll instantly win." Tim jokes, wiggling out of the hug. "Want to see pictures?"
There's a very strong positive response. The next 3 hours finds Tim showing off pictures and explaining the stories behind them, his team melting at how cute his son is. Tim feels the lightest he's felt in a while. He does have to promise Bart and Cassie to bring Danny over once Kon and Danny meet one on one first.
What Tim doesn't know is Kon is absolutely obsessed with and slightly horny over this parental side of Tim. He's fully daydreaming of the 3 of them living together and being disgustingly domestic the whole time Tim is showing off Danny. Cassie can tell what Kon is thinking about and is amused.
Once Tim leaves, the Titans go to the training room and fuck up some bots because of the rage they feel on Tim and Danny's behalf. They all agree to be as petty as possible to any LoA members they come across and to murder Ra's the moment there's an opportunity to do so without the JL knowing. Tim isn't the only unhinged one on this team. That's why they work so well together.
#tim drake#batfam shenanigans#danny phantom#danny fenton#kon el kent#kon el#conner kent#cassie sandsmark#bartholomew allen#clone danny#de aged danny#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp#dpxdc#dc titans#tw attempted sa#tw murder mention#tw implied abuse#tw implied child abuse#tw mental illness#tw mental health#tw mental breakdown#tw pedophila mention#timkon
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Hello! i was wondering if you could do serial killer/slasher yandere parent? Dont know if thats too dark tho 😅
Here it is!! I've gotten a few requests like this, and since a lot of people also want to see more willing readers, I added a little of that to the mix!
TW: Implied/attempted murder, loss of child, implied assault/creeps toward reader (not the yandad), parental yandere, light forced infantilization, violence, reader implied to kind of has issues of their own

You know it wasn't a good idea to walk home alone, especially in this hour of the night, and double-especially when there had already been six murders around the same general area you live in, all clearly by the same person.
But, your phone had died, you couldn't get an Uber, and there wasn't really anybody you could call to come pick you up, even if your phone was working properly.
So, you decide that walking home will have to work tonight.
That probably wasn't the best choice you've ever made.
When you're halfway to your house, you hear a slight rustling around behind you. You spin around, hoping to catch whatever (or whoever) was following you in the act of making the sound. There's nothing there.
Shaking your head, you continue to walk down the street, subconsciously walking faster.
It must be that murder case that's been hanging over everyone's heads lately that's getting you nervous like this, right?
Wrong.
When you start speed-walking, the same noise as before starts up again, but it sounds closer than last time. You don't have much time before someone tries tackling you.
In the corner of your eye, you see a gun pulled out from under their trench coat. Quickly reaching out for the murderer's arm, you grab it, and try to stop them from aiming at you.
You shove them away and run in the only direction you can without getting tackled; the alleyway.
Seeing there's no time to hide, and all the hiding spots are obvious anyway, you succumb to a panic attack and crouch down onto the ground with your head in your knees.
You take out what money you have and chuck it in his direction. "Please, just take my money and leave me alone! That's all I have! If you want my phone too, just take it!"
The man almost cackles. "I don't need any money," he states matter-of-factly. You can hear the grin in his voice. He walks slowly towards you as if to intimidate you more, though it does little to affect your mindset more than it already has. He's still holding the gun. "Don't take it personally. It's nothing against you. You were just in the wrong place at the wrong time."
At this point, you've fully come to terms with your demise, which is clear to the other party.
You look up at him with puffy eyes from sobbing, and tears and snot running down your face. Most of his face is covered, but you can see his eyes.
And much to your surprise, you see them widen.
A few seconds go by, and now you're afraid to break eye contact. You watch as the man before you put his gun back in its holster inside of his trench coat and curse under his breath while looking away.
He clears his throat after a few more dramatic seconds go by. "Go home, kid." You stand up on shaky legs. "Grab your stuff first, then get outta here. I won't chase ya."
Hesitant, you do so anyway, because who would refuse such an offer?
Grabbing your money, you stuff it in your pockets and wipe your face. As soon as you're ready to go, you dash past the stranger, not wanting to spend another minute around the killer.
...
After that incident, you feel as if you're being watched.
Well, obviously you'd think so; you were just almost murdered.
But, when you're going to anywhere, you can feel eyes staring at you wherever you go.
A car with tinted windows follows each time. It isn't unique by any means, just a black Mitsubishi.
But still, it's there. Every time you leave your house, the same vehicle parks near you until you return to your home. Sometimes you try going on wild goose chases to catch the bastard following you off guard, but when you make your way back, it'll be parked somewhere near your driveway.
For almost two months this becomes a cycle, and it especially starts becoming concerning whenever you get sick, or have a bad day, there's always a basket of goodies on your porch steps the next day.
You don't eat them, and instead just throw them away, but it's clear none of them have been tampered with. The most disturbing part about it all is they have your favorites—your favorite animals now into plushies, your favorite snacks and candies, and other such things.
Is this his way of just messing with you until he inevitably comes to finish the job?
One night, when you're walking home from work, you notice the same vehicle tailing you from your workplace to your house. You walk with speed and reach your porch step, where the driver can see you enter your house, and they pull out, as if reassured you're safe.
Maybe they're trying to make sure you aren't hurt in any way?
Another night, one late, you stay out longer than you should, and much like any other time, you're followed once again.
Unlike normal though, there are three men whistling at you, taunting you. You ignore them as best as you can, walking faster and keeping your head down in hopes you won't seem interesting. Your wishes are not fulfilled.
Your arm is tugged harshly backward, pulling you onto the sidewalk with brute force.
The three guys look at you hungrily. "Where are you going this late at night?" the obvious leader speaks up, a greasy, slimy grin on his face, only worsening when he sees how fearful you've become.
"I...I'm going home."
One of them tries grabbing you, and against your better judgment, you take off in an attempt to escape, though you aren't fast enough to avoid your jacket being grabbed.
In your panic, you somehow end up wriggling yourself away and onto the ground. You try to get up, but one of them holds their foot on your back, pushing you back onto the asphalt.
But, oh-so-conveniently, you can hear a vehicle door open and slam shut, and then the pounding of boots against concrete.
The foot on your back lets up, because the guy goes tumbling backwards onto his back.
Now free, you sit yourself up quickly, rubbing the back of your head, which had hit the sidewalk. You blink the blurriness away, to see the man—the same one who nearly killed you and has been following you—hovering over the main creep.
"Hey, what the hell is your problem?!" said creep yells. He tries standing up, but the killer stomps on his ankle.
A crunch resounds through the air, accompanied by a sharp scream. The other two guys stand frozen, watching in horror.
"Get your little buddy and get outta here," he warns the other two, finally backing away. He has a gun pointed at them threateningly, as to tell them not to try anything else.
They quickly help their leader up and hobble away in fear.
You want to yell at this man, to demand answers or run, but you can't. "Thank you, sir..." you whisper.
Now you can get a good look at him. He looks to be somewhere in his forties, maybe even fifties, and has graying brown hair, along with gray eyes.
There's a scar along his cheekbone that adds a rugged charm to him. He smells like expensive cologne and coffee beans. If he didn't try killing you not too long ago, you might've really put your trust into him, he seems like just a grumpy dad.
"Are you alright?" His voice sounds oddly soft, as if genuinely concerned for your health. He reaches toward you, and you close your eyes, readying yourself to be hurt, but he only examines a bruise forming on your forehead. "Thought you learnt your lesson last time about stayin' out late at night."
"I don't think it'd matter either way. You know where I live, I've seen your car," you mutter. You don't look him in the eyes, hoping to avoid seeing any possible rage held within them. He doesn't say anything after that, so you continue. "Why are you doing this?"
A rough hand grabs yours, lifting you to your feet. "Do what? Save ya from gettin' jumped?"
"No! That's part of it, sure, but the gifts, and protecting me, and—and...you were just gonna kill me all those months ago!"
He sighs. "Yeah, 'were'. Not 'are'. I decided I ain't gonna anymore."
"But why?" you repeat, glaring daggers at the older man.
"I usually go after bad people. I mistook you for someone else, and then when you looked up at me like you did," he says while shifting his stance to a more firm position, "'all scared and hopeless and pathetic and—" he pauses suddenly, shaking his head to recollect himself. "Look, I saw my kid in you."
"You have a kid?"
"Had. Had a kid."
You almost want to apologize for the loss of his kid, when you remember the fact he's literally a serial killer. "And that's why you decided to stalk me for the past two months and give me baskets full of stuff?"
"We both know for a fact you hardly take care of yourself well enough. You're clumsy as shit, always irresponsible, you eat terribly..."
"I'm not being scolded how I live my life by a serial killer!" you interject. "Who even are you, anyway?"
"Dante," he answers.
"And I figure you already know everything about me?" It's less of a question and more of a statement at this point.
He chuckles. "If I didn't, would you still introduce yourself to me?" When he gets no answer from you, he smiles lopsidedly. "Get in the car, I'll drive ya home."
You narrow your eyes at him. "So you can kidnap me, or something?"
Dante puts a hand on your shoulder, his expression becoming cold again. "If I wanted to do that, I could have already done it plenty of times before, kiddo. I'm a lot of things; a liar ain't one of them."
"Fine, okay. I'll let you drive me home." You roll your eyes when you hear him laugh victoriously under his breath and follow him into his car. "How do you have the time all day to stalk me like this?" you ask aloud, climbing into the passenger's seat. "Don't you have anything better to do?"
"You call it stalking, I call it watchin' over you like a father should his child. So far, we've seen just how helpful it is having me keep an eye on you," Dante replies. He pauses. "And I'm retired, but I used to be a private investigator."
"Oh joy. My own personal PI." You buckle your seat belt. You're still in disbelief. Someone actually gives enough of a damn about your safety, and it's your local neighborhood serial killer? "You said you only kill bad people." He hums in confirmation. "Does that mean 'petty thief' bad? Or, like, actual bad people?"
"The latter, kid. Not 'cause it makes me feel like a good person, just makes me feel like less of a bad person."
"So you can admit you aren't a good person?" you quip sarcastically, arms folded.
"Course not. But I don't think there really are any inherently good people in the world," he says.
"What about me, then? Why protect me if you think there's nobody who's actually 'good'?"
Dante glances at you. "I don't expect you to be a saint. In my eyes, you're amazing, perfect even. And sure, you got flaws—a lot of 'em—but so does your old man."
You cringe at the statement. "You mentioned me reminding you of your kid. What happened?" you pry further. "All I know is they died, right?" You rub the bruise on your forehead.
"They were out with some friends one night. And a few hours later I'm gettin' phone calls about how my baby's in critical condition. I get there, but there wasn't anything I could've done to save 'em. All I could do was sit beside them 'til..." He trails off. "They died holding my hand. But," he adds, looking at you sternly, "that shit ain't happenin' to you. That's why I'm keeping you safe."
After he stops at a red light, you stare up at him, deep in thought. "Is that why you kill...?"
"Because someone killed my kid?"
"Yeah, exactly."
Dante nods his head after a moment of hesitation. "It started with that, yeah. I killed the bastards that put them in that hospital bed. But that wasn't enough. I guess with monsters like that, I get a little trigger-happy."
It's quiet for a while.
"...how do you know I won't come forward about this information?" you question once your home is in sight. "Or try leaving, for that matter?"
Dante laughs. "You wouldn't get far without me knowing."
That shuts you up quick. Your house pulls up soon afterwards.
"Well, uh, thanks for driving me home," you mumble, opening the car door.
"No problem. Oh, wait—" he takes your wrist gently to keep you from getting out yet. He digs in the compartment below your armrest. Eventually he finds a pen and pad. He writes something down, ripping it off and handing it to you. "—call me whenever you need it. Even if ya just need help studying, or whatever." Dante shrugs nonchalantly.
"Or I'll just knock on the window of the car outside my place?" You weakly smile. Despite the oddity of the situation, this whole scenario is strangely hilarious.
At least, it feels that way because you might've hit your head a little too hard.
...
Those people who were harassing you went missing. You know for a fact it was Dante, and while you don't wish for their deaths, it still leaves a sour taste in your mouth when you see them on the news, with their parents crying about how sweet and kind they were.
You don't even know how to feel about Dante anymore. Maybe he is a good person, who really is doing the world a favor, but it's just not worth the risk to associate with him.
Except he isn't going to leave you alone.
Still though, you decide that ignoring him until he just leaves you alone.
Which proves difficult because sometimes he comes around and knocks on your door every so often, to drop off food, and just check in on you and how you're doing.
Some days you wonder what might happen if you answer, or send a text. He did give you his phone number after all.
You fight the curious urge, until one day, when tiredly trudging home after a particularly awful day.
For some reason, you look around the streets for a black car following you, but find nothing of the sort.
You decide to go against your better judgment and decide to call Dante. You don't know why you're doing this, every instinct in your body is telling you to not do it.
The phone rings a few times, until an annoyed voice picks up. "What? I'm busy," he snaps.
"Oh, uh, sorry," you stutter. "I shouldn't have called, that was stupid of me—"
"Wait, no, I didn't—" Silence hangs in the air. "Sorry," Dante says softer this time. "Didn't know it was you at first. Is everything alright?"
Your fingers tap against the wood of the table nervously, trying to make up some sort of excuse to cover for the real reason you're calling him.
"Nothing, just... didn't have a good day." You feel so pathetic right now, too caught up in your own emotions to hear the muffled cries in the background on Dante's side of the call. "But that doesn't concern you, does it? Why am I saying this?"
"It's alright, kiddie. Whatever happened to make you upset is important to me." Dante is definitely smiling right now. "Well, listen. I was busy right now, but it can wait, so how's about I swing by wherever you are and you and I can spend some time together? Get somethin' to eat, maybe? Your choice."
You find it hard to decline him. "...okay. I'm not home right now though. Can I just call an Uber and meet you somewhere?" you suggest.
He snorts. "My driving so bad that you'd rather waste money than spend thirty minutes in the same vehicle as me?"
"No, it's not that. I just feel like I'll be intruding since you're busy, or something."
"Don't be silly. Just tell me where you are and I'll be there soon. Alright? Don't get into any suspicious vans or anything like that while I'm not there." He ends the call with that.
The next ten minutes or so you stand around awkwardly, watching as pedestrians pass by. Eventually though, Dante arrives, driving up beside you. He gestures for you to open the passenger door, which you oblige.
You climb inside, buckle your seatbelt, and turn toward Dante. "So...where are we going?"
He stares back at you for a brief second. "Depends. Where would you like to go?"
After some hesitation, you give your favorite restaurant, which he nods in acknowledgement to and begins to drive.
"Why was your day bad?" he asks. "Did something happen? Someone hurt you?" At the red light, he turns to give you a quick glance-over, searching for any bruises or cuts, most likely. You're not injured, though the concerned look on his face stays.
"No, I just haven't slept much lately," you mutter.
"Have you eaten today?" You look away from Dante as an answer, making him curse under his breath. "The biggest hazard to you is yourself, it seems." He shakes his head disapprovingly. "I'm glad you finally called me, by the way. Why'd you decide to do it now?"
You hesitate. "I was feeling lonely, I guess."
"Really? Is that all?" The light flicks to green again, and Dante continues to drive.
"...I didn't see you stalking me today. Normally I see your car following me everywhere."
His breath hitches. "And...that worried you?" Dante looks at you from the corner of his eyes.
You don't reply.
Soon the conversation dies out, and neither of you bother to start another one up.
He focuses on driving, while you distract yourself with counting the amount of trees along the sidewalk on the way to the destination.
When you two pull up in the parking lot, you expect there to be tension, but surprisingly enough, the silence between you two feels comfortable, safe almost. It's a nice change from the usual uneasiness.
Dante gets out first, and you follow. The bell of the restaurant dings when you both enter.
"How many?" the hostess asks politely.
"Two. Thank you," Dante says with a charming smile. To you, it's an obvious fake persona, but she buys it hook, line, and sinker. You roll your eyes discreetly as she leads you two to the booth. You sit on opposite ends, taking your menus from her before she heads off to take care of other customers.
You think about it, then settle for the cheapest thing on the menu, trying to avoid taking advantage of Dante's kindness.
He notices anyway. "I know I don't dress fancy, or anything, but I've got the cash, kiddo. If you want to order the whole menu, you could, and I'd still be able to afford it tenfold. Nothin' is too expensive for you."
"I..." Your face burns out of embarrassment. You flip through the menu once more. "Are you sure?"
"Of course I am." Dante scans through his own menu, although half-heartedly, considering his focus is still mostly on you.
Once your orders are made, you both try making small-talk, which proves ineffective. Then your orders arrive, and that too, becomes awkward when he insists on helping you cut up your meal into smaller pieces.
You make a show out of being mad, though truthfully it isn't bothersome as you try letting on it is.
After dinner (which he pays for completely) he looks like he's contemplating on something in the car. "Would you like to come to my place, kiddo?"
"Like, your house?" you clarify.
Dante nods. "It's only fair. I know where you live, I figure it'd be polite showing you the same courtesy."
"Sure, but it depends if I'll leave alive," you joke, but part of you is still concerned about that.
"With the way you take care of yourself, I think staying with me might actually help increase your lifespan a little bit."
A few moments pass by, the two of you basking in the company of one another. It's...nice.
The drive to Dante's home is around thirty minutes long, and barely in the city, surprisingly enough. His house isn't anything super impressive, but it doesn't look bad either.
A very average, middle-class home. It's comforting to see Dante likes simple things, makes it easier to think of him as a normal person than the murderer you know he is.
He steps outside of the car and opens your door for you. You give him a questioning glance, but decide to ignore it for now, unbuckling and heading over to the porch with Dante trailing behind you.
"This is it," he states, pulling his keys out to unlock the door, beckoning you to go in before him.
The interior of his home isn't anything special either, which you enjoy seeing. It makes Dante seem more human. On top of that, it feels safe here, even if this is the last place it should feel this way. It does have a slightly annoying (and worrying) scent of bleach permeating throughout the house.
You bite the inside of your cheek. "Can I ask something? It might be a little weird or triggering, so..."
"You can ask me anything. Doesn't bother me," Dante says.
"Okay... are you so interested in me because I simply look like or act like your kid? I'm worried you expect me to act like them or something similar..."
Dante sighs heavily, sitting down on his couch, and motioning for you to join him. Hesitantly, you do so, staying silent while you wait for him to gather his thoughts.
"I know you're not them. Sure, you remind me a bit of them, but you're your own person, too. It's fine if you don't want to pretend you're anyone but yourself, y'know? That ain't what I'm looking for, and forcing someone to do that wouldn't make anyone happy." He mulls over his words for a moment. "I guess I just want to be a dad again. I felt useless after my kid died, so you gave me that opportunity again."
You look at the ground awkwardly. "Why couldn't you just adopt a kid?"
"A lot of money," Dante answers. "Not to mention not working anymore and not being married anymore makes adoption agencies wary. Plus, you looked like you needed protecting, so I wanted to do so. Now, my turn. Why'd you invite me out? Wanted to spend some time with your old man?" Dante laughs lightly, but his eyes show clear hopefulness.
"If you insist on acting like my father," you pause, taking in a breath, "then yes. I suppose that means I wanted to spend time with you. Is that okay?"
Dante looks almost ready to cry. His hands twitch at his sides. "'course it is," he mutters softly, barely containing himself from getting overly emotional.
You scoot closer to Dante, hesitating for only a few moments before wrapping your arms around him. "Thank you for inviting me into your home."
He reciprocates quickly, holding onto you like a lifeline, face buried in your hair. "I missed this so much..." His voice is choked-up as he holds you tighter to him. "My baby," Dante whispers.
You don't know why you're letting this happen, but you don't want to dwell on that. His embrace is more comforting than it should be, especially considering what he is. But if he wants to play pretend, to imagine he has a child again, you may as well let him.
Even if that means ignoring the faint noises from the basement, and pretending it's just someone next-door.
"I love you so much," he mutters. He almost sounds hysterical, even if his tone is quiet, almost a whisper. "Never leave me. I can't take that, kid. I can't."
You pretend to be asleep, just so you won't have to answer that. He sighs and only holds you tighter.
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Alive again - part 3
Jason stared into the glowing green eyes of the man -The being- that sat before him in the summoning circle. He stared and tried not to feel the burning in his chest, forcing down the ghasp it tried to tear from his lungs.
Fuck.
The burning grew until he could feel himself trembling with it, his training the only thing keeping him standing and clutching to some semblance of calm. B would notice if he cared to look. He couldn't fucking let that happen. He took a slow calming breath and swallowed down the tightening of his throat.
Of course the fucking king of ghosts would do this to him. Of course because he hadn't been through enough yet. Of fucking course. Because Jason Todd had died.
He had died and clawed his way out of his grave. He had died and come back not knowing where or who or what he was. He had died and been trained and fucking brainwashed by the league of assassin. He had died and remembered who he was and found that the man he had dared to consider his father had only thought of him as a good Fucking soldier. He had died and found he'd been replaced, replaced by another child soldier who was being thrown into the fucking meat grinder that is heroism. He had died. He had died and been brought back with anger in place of his soul. An anger that now seethed in his veins and burned in his gut and trembled before this being of Death.
He had died, and now he was willing to do it again if it meant a chance at saving his... The others.
He couldn't call them brothers. He had no right to call them brothers. Dick had never really wanted him around, he was the closest thing to a brother Jason had ever known and he didn't even want him. Tim had been brought in to replace him, he'd tried to make an example out of the kid, to stop B throwing more children to their deaths. He'd failed of course, thankfully, unfortunately. Damian had started his life in the league, not even allowed a real childhood before coming to B and the rest and putting on the mask. His brothers. His Not brothers. He would do anything to get them back, to let them live their lives out to the full.
He would do anything.
The burning settled to a manageable buzz under his ribs, almost back to normal. The rage still seethed in his veins and he let it fuel him, and drive his focus to be ready for whatever happened next.
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Well, it was a whole lot more than he's had for himself in the past... how many years? All of his other years he has been couch-surfing between friends and people he trusted, and he has never 'owned' much since that day... and speaking of that... Tabi felt a heavy lump build up in his non-visible throat, as he knew there was no backing down now. He had offered, and Oron seemed dead-set to learn it. So, with a sigh, he'd sit down on his bed, testing it out with a few bounces, before he'd clear his throat.

"Well... like I said back in the car, me and Evelyn broke up, after I had done everything I could to try and get us back on track. I was still hurt, naturally. But I still desperately wanted us back together... and so one night, she seemed to just appear outside my door, calling out to me and wanting us back together..." a stuttered breath escaped Tabi as he braced for the next bit. "And so I open the door... I get smacked upside the head, and knocked out cold..."
"Next thing I know... I wake up... cold... wet... thrown out in an alley. And worst of all, I had this skull stuck to my head, unable to remove it at all. And..." he then pulls back his hoodie sleeve to reveal to Oron... nothing. His arm was not there, but it clearly was 'there'. His arm... his whole body was invisible.
"It's the damn skull. It's cursed. Can't remove it from me, and it makes me invisible. They ERASED ME, Oron. Made me disappear! And for what?!" a growl is building in his voice, his anger getting the better of him. "I didn't know then... but now I think I know. I was just a TOOL! A method to make that damned succubus сука more popular!" his hands were firmly placed upon the mattress, his bony fingers digging into it. At least his hands were visible, if only at bone-level.
"Well... I planned to get back on them. On that damned father of hers, for daring to use me like that! And I-" he pauses a bit, remembering what Oron said about dealing with people causing trouble, and wondering what he'd think. But then again, he said he wasn't in a position to judge others, so... "... I set a trap for her. I sent an anonymous invitation to a restaurant, booked out the whole floor she'd be on with empty reservations... and I set explosives all over it. And then when she, and that damned blue-haired boyfriend of hers showed up... I blew it all up. But I... I did not expect the top floor to collapse as well... dozens other people were killed or hurt..." at this point he seemed to mellow out, and a flash of regret passed over his skull face.

"I just-- I just wanted her to SUFFER, DAMN IT! Suffer as she and her damnable father made me suffer! Made me an outcast! A NOBODY!!! I WAS GOING TO TEAR THEIR LIVES TO SHREDS!!! But... I-I failed... and had to flee... I... I didn't mean for all those other people to get hurt... I just..." finally, he just slumps forward, head buried in his hands, and he sobs softly.
"... I-I was hurt... and I wanted them to hurt with me."
Ushering Tabi down the hallway towards the almost dorm-like rooms that Oron has set up for the stragglers, he approached an empty one. He opened the door to a rather medium sized empty space with a bed, a desk and an office chair. “Sorry it’s not a lot, some folks come in with lots of stuff, others just come in with whatever is on their person.”
Though he did pause when Tabi confessed that there was more to the story that was to be believed and he motioned the others to get inside, only to close the door behind him. “Feel free to tell me anything, I ain’t in a position to judge others.” The mechanic sat down on the office chair, allowing Tabi to sit on the bed.
“You got my full attention.”
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And I finally made a design for Gerald Robotnik (idk what her name would be tho lol)
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Reblogging is appreciated ^^
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For the very sad realitivity falls au
I was thinking it really needed some comfort.
Which got me thinking about Soos, if Soos became like a son figure to Stan, maybe the opposite in realitivity falls?
Maybe Soos becomes like a father figure to Stan (dear lord that poor boy needs it especially with the whole Filbrick situation)
Stan: *sighs* Look I better go, I don’t want to burden you anymore than I already have.
Soos: Nah it’s fine dawg, c’mon, sit down with me. This cool new show is about to come on!
Stan: But, aren’t I selfish for wanting to spend time with you? Wouldn’t you rather do it with Ford?
Soos: Dude, you are being too hard on yourself. I want to spend time with you dawg, because you’re an awesome dude! *ruffles Stan’s hair*
Stan: *trying to hold back tears* I uh-have dust in my eyes.
Soos: There, there dude, let it all out. *hugging Stan*
Stan: *sobbing* I just want to be loved, but I—
Soos: I’ll be here for you
Selfish Shellfish AU - Masterpost
Rejoice, dear Anon! You’re getting out of prison early on good behavior!
Soos becoming a father like figure for Stan broke me. Haven’t stopped thinking about this since. I love it dearly.
This ask also made me realise a couple of things
I have no idea what Soos’ role usually is in Relativity Falls AUs
I don’t care. Don’t tell me. Soos is Soos. Maybe a tiny bit older than in canon. 30ish?
I imagine Stan to be like 15 in this for extra angst. He still hasn’t gotten a proper growth spurt yet and definitely has no drivers licence.
…I forgot what number four was. I was too preoccupied in outlining a fic in my head that I’m totally never gonna write. Don't look at the word count
Okay so, comfort? Sure! Dad!Soos! Perfect! Tonal shift with slight crack components incoming? More likely than you’d think!
Where did we leave off?
Filbricks dead, yaay!
Mabel, Dipper and Ford are currently having multiple breakdowns over how much they failed Stan.
And Stan? Stan’s on the run. He’s a murderer now and certain the police are after him and actually let’s say he’s right about that one. It doesn’t help that Filbrick had friends in the police force or at the very least used to pay them off on the regular.
One moment Stan stands above his fathers unmoving body looking at his hands - he really needs to wash his hands.
The next he's a state over in the middle of nowhere in a stolen car that's running out of gas with no money, no food and only the clothes on his back.
He’d curse himself for not taking supplies with him but what the point? He deserves this. He’s a murderer. A selfish, rotten, evil person. He should turn back and surrender. Get himself locked up and pay for his crimes.
But that would mean he’d have to face Ford and the rest of his family. They would come and judge him. See how bad he really is. He can’t do that. He can’t face them. He’d rather die than face their disgust and disappointment.
And yet somehow. Something in him still wants to live. The selfish part of him that refuses to shut up and let him be. That makes him do awful things and hurt others.
Everyone was right about him. So there is no point anymore in trying to be better. He might as well embrace it. It’s easier than thinking about Pa staring at him with dea-no no no no. That doesn't matter. Nothing matters except his own survival.
His car runs out of gas near the woods. It’s dark and cold and the wind howls in the distance. Stan's fight or flight instinct goes into overdrive. He desperately looks for a weapon to defend himself with. After a couple of minutes of frantic searching he finds a small pocket knife in the glove compartment. This will have to do.
There are headlights in the distance coming ever so slowly closer and Stan grasps the knife tighter.
Go away go away go away, Stan silently begs but the car comes to a halt behind him and a large man steps out.
Stan gulps and tightens his resolve. He's a criminal. A- a- murderer. He’s already done the worst thing imaginable to survive. And he will continue to survive.
Even if that means he has to hurt and kill others. Stan steels himself and decides to do the unforgivable once more. He will kill this man, take his car and money and only live for himself.
A knock on the window. Stan lowers it, ready to strike. One swift stab in the neck and it will alll be over.
“Sup little dood! Need some help there?”
Stan falls over, he drops the knife and stumbles back shaking.
The man chuckles and picks up the knife. This is it. This is how Stan will die. Killed in the middle of nowhere by a gopher like serial killer. No one will never know what happened to him
“Here you go dude. You lost your knife. You need to be careful with these things. Could’ve accidentally stabbed me or something.”
The man holds out the knife and Stan snatches it up and moves back further, holding it protectively over his chest.
“What- what do you want?”
Stan's voice is hoarse. He hasn't used it in days, he realises. And the last time he did, he was shouting before before-
“Saw your car parked here in the middle of these creepy woods and thought you might need some help.”
"Well, I don't. So f-fuck off.”
Stan flinches. It never ends well when he gives adults attitude. Shit. Shit, why did he do that?
Luckily the man doesn’t react to his mistake. Maybe he didn’t hear him?
“Aw dude. I’d feel bad leaving you all alone. Is your dad here somewhere?”
The man looks around for Stan's…dad. Stan's throat feels like sandpaper.
“No. He’s gone.” Stan whispers and the man's eyes soften.
“I’m sorry du-”
“Gone to get some gas!” Stan exclaims all of a sudden, shoving all his terror, anxiety and guilt into a dark corner in his mind. He needs to put on an act if he wants to survive.
“He’ll be back soon so you can just. Go.”
“Ah no. That’s alright. I’ll wait with you until your dad comes back. It’ll be great. I’ve got some snacks in my car and we can play I spy. See, I’ll start. I spy something green!”
“A tree?”
"Woah, Dude! You’re like super good at this.”
Is this guy for real? He’s clearly mocking Stan, only. Not. He seems way too sincere. Stan hates it.
“Well this was fun, but you should really go. Stranger Danger and all that”
The man's eyes widen in shock.
“Totally forgot! Sorry, Dude! I’m Soos.”
He holds out his hand. Stan eyes it suspiciously.
“You’re not going to leave are you?”
“Not until you’re safe. Can’t leave a kid like you out here all alone. Your dad, like, shouldn’t have done that. That’s not cool dude.”
Stan might be stupid, but he's not an idiot. The guy is most definitely gonna turn out to be a creep and/or serial killer. The moment Stan lets his guard down around him he’s done for. He should insist the guy leave or better jump out of the car and run away. As starved and tired as Stan is he’d be no match for a big dude like Soos, even if he uses his small pocket knife, but he could probably outrun him in the woods.
There is no way for Stan to come out of this alive.
Either he will piss the guy off by insisting he leave and get murdered or he runs into the woods, gets lost and dies of exposure far away from civilization.
His only other option is to wait with the guy and play his stupid games until he realises no one will come for Stan and he’s free to do as much axe murdering as he pleases.
No matter what he does. He’ll end up dead, abused and broken with no one to grieve for him. He’s sick and tired of feeling like this. Helpless. No, he needs to stay strong. Strong and selfish.
Stan takes the outstretched hand and shakes it firmly. Just like Pa taught him to do. The firmer your handshake is, the easier it will be to make a deal in your favor.
“Steve Pinington and actually I don’t think my dad will come back anytime soon. He probably got lost and is waiting for me in the next town over. Would it be okay if I hitch a ride with you?”
It was surprisingly easy to convince the man of his lie. Apparently if you get lost you should always stay exactly where you are until you’re picked up. Stan is pretty sure it doesn’t work like that for adults but he won't look a gift horse in the mouth.
New plan.
Make the creep think Stan is just a helpless, innocent and naive kid
Wait until he falls asleep and slit his throat
Take all his money and leave the country. Or something. Stans will figure it out later. Maybe he could steal a boat…
The drive is nice. There’s food, water and warmth. It makes his hands tingle. He didn’t notice how cold he was before.
Stan gets forced into playing silly road games and when his answers become slower and he feels his eyes droop Soos turns down the music and puts a blanket around him.
Stan tells himself he's just keeping up the act and will only pretend to fall asleep but is out cold a moment later anyway.
***
He wakes up with a scream and swings fist at the nearest object which happened to be the face of his kind of kidnapper.
A crunch. Blood. A body lying at his feet. His hands. He needs to wash his hands.
“Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to. I’m sorry-” Stan can’t breathe. There’s blood on his hands. Where is he? He’s sorry.
“Hey, hey, it’s fine dude. I Shouldn’t have woken you like that. It’s just a nosebleed, see?”
Soos smiles and holds his hands up as the blood drips down his face, over his teeth and onto his shirt. It’s not a pretty sight. Stan looks away.
“You know, one time I tried to see how many hot dogs I could eat at once but I choked and pieces got stuck in my nose. I bled out sausage chunks for like a week straight.”
A weak chuckle escapes Stan's throat. “Eww that’s disgusting.”
Soos clumsily wipes off the blood from his face and holds out some fresh tissues for Stan. He takes them gratefully. It’ll have to do until they find a proper bathroom to clean up.
“I’m really sorry.”
“It’s alright little dude.” Soos replies and ruffles his hair. Stan tenses up but lets it happen. He feels the phantom touch long after it’s gone and it takes all of Stan's self control not to trace it his head. He flashes in embarrassment. It felt…safe.
Oh, the guy really knows what he’s doing. Stan will do the world a favour by killing him.
***
To the surprise of no one Stan’s “lost dad” is nowhere to be found. They spend the whole day exploring every inch of the town and asking people if they’ve seen Stan's dad. Stan makes a game out of it, trying to see just how outrageous he can make the descriptions until people think he’s lying.
Soos never once questions his stories.
Eventually they have to give up their search and get ice cream instead. It's the best day Stan had in years. He feels sick.
***
Soos gets them a motel room and opts to sleep on the floor when it becomes clear that only single bed rooms were available.
His kidnapper is really bad at this, Stan ponders as he watches the man snore. At this rate he’s going to develop Stockholm syndrome and fall in love with him or something. Stan grimaces in disgust. Yep. That’ll do it. He needs to kill him now and proof once and for all that he can survive on his own.
He sneaks out of bed and quietly leans over the man, knife in hand. There’s drool on Soos' face and his nose looks swollen. Stan did that. He hurt him. And Soos didn’t care. He laughed it off with a silly story and distracted Stan until he could breathe again.
Soos grunts and Stan flinches. The knife falls out of his hands and onto the carpet, nearly missing Soos’ neck. For a moment Stan's heart stops and when it beats again it's racing. With shaking hands Stan pushes the knife into the farthest corner of the room and curls up next to Soos.
He failed.
***
The next morning he wakes up in bed all wrapped in a warm blanket.
Soos greets him but Stan isn’t listening.
It's all over. He can’t do it. It makes no sense. Why can’t he do to a stranger what he did to his own father, intentionally or not. He can't remember. It doesn’t matter. It changes nothing.
Stan is stuck. He knows, logically, he could just make up an excuse and escape, but he doesn’t want to. Soos feels - it's not safe. No one is safe. But he feels harmless and he's a good distraction. As long as Stan focuses on Soos won’t have to think about anything else.
“Hey, Soos.”
"Yeah?"
“I don’t think we’ll find my father here. He probably left town already. So, eh, can I just come with you?” Stan fiddles with his hands. They always look wrong. Always a finger short. “It’s to look for my dad of course. I’ll be gone before you know it. I promise I won’t be a bother and I can help out with things! I’m good at following orders and I-”
“Dude! Dude! Say no more. I’ve so gotchu. We’re totally the same. I’m also looking for my dad.”
“What?”
At Stan's befuddled expression Soos picks up the briefcase he's been carrying around and sits now next to Stan.
“You see, my dad left as well when I was little. Littler than you even and I’ve always wanted to meet him, but he never came. All I got were some postcards.”
Soos opens the briefcase and pulls out a card. Stan ignores it in favour of staring at the rest of the content in the case. Holy shit. That's a lot of money. Soos continues undeterred.
“Well, it’s always been my dream to play catch with my dad and I almost gave up on it but then I got this!”
Soos hands Stan a plain looking card.
“Son,
I’m in a bit of a pickle and I could really use some help. Meet me at this address and bring 50 grand with you. You’re the best, champ.
Love, Dad.”
Stan stares at the card. Then back to Soos. Then back at the card.
“You know this is a scam, right?” Stan waves the card in front of Soos who, stands up, grabs it and puts it back in without meeting Stan’s eyes.
“Perhaps,” Soos mutters. “But I still gotta try. It’s all I’ve ever wanted. I mean I had my Abulita and she was great, but it wasn’t the same. And now she’s in heaven and I’ve got no one else left besides him. Maybe he needs the money for a fresh start and will come back home with me!”
Soos sniffles and rubs his eyes. “So yeah. Maybe it’s not the smartest thing to do, but I have to try.”
Stan hugs his knees and is quiet for a long moment.
“In my experience, money is the only thing that will make a dad like you, so it might work out after all.”
Stan peeks at Soos but it looks like his attempt at comforting the man failed. He looks even more heartbroken than before.
***
Despite Stan's failure Soos agrees to take Stan with him and even suggests their dads might be at the same place. Who knows. They could be part of a secret run away dad club and play a very long and drawn out game of hide and seek.
Stan manages to muster up a smile at the suggestion and helps Soos pack their things. Not that they have much to begin with. Most of Soos things are still in the car and Stan suddenly becomes acutely aware that he still only has the clothes on his back with him. He’ll need to find a way to steal some while Soos isn't looking.
They’re about to leave when Soos spots something in the corner of the room and moves to pick it up. It’s the knife.
“Here you go. We almost forgot it. Be careful not to lose it. You never know when it might come in handy!”
“Thanks…”
Stan almost tosses the knife out right then and there, but instead he puts it back into his pocket. Soos is right. He should stay vigilant.
***
The next couple of days pass by like a dream. Most of the time in the car is spent playing silly word games and arguing about music. Apparently Stan has the taste of an old man. Which is ridiculous. He just prefers the classics, which are classics for a reason! They won’t be forgotten in two weeks like Soos top 20 hits.
[When was the last time Stan listened to music just because he can? How come he’s feeling so strongly about it? Music should be just a way to attract customers and nothing else. Certainly not fun. STOP HUMMING BOY]
At some point the car breaks down and Soos has Stan help him with the repairs. He makes a show of opening the hood and explaining what he’s doing.
It’s awkward and the nervous energy Soos gives off as he keeps checking if Stan is still listening puts him on edge.
He briefly wonders if Soos is trying to place a bomb inside, but then he holds the tools out to Stan and asks him to give it a go.
Confused about the whole thing Stan does as instructed and finds himself grinning as the engine roars back to life.
“Well done!” Soos cheers and holds his palm out into the air. “Up top!”
Stan blicks and lightly taps the hand in a high six, blushing at the praise.
Soos throws an arm around Stan and guides him back into the car.
Maybe this isn’t a dream. Maybe the last three years were just a bad nightmare and he’s actually been travelling with Soos and having the time of his life, while Ford is off studying weird stuff with Grunkle Dipper.
So Stan pretends he’s just on a fun extended road trip with his friend Soos. It’s great! They eat all the junk food they can get their hands on, sing loudly to bad songs, stay up and sleep as long as they want to and visit every bad tourist trap they come across.
Those are Stan's favourites! The attractions are clearly fake and nonsensical but also the best things Stans ever seen!
Some are just a normal object but big while others try a bit harder to keep your attention with fake curiosities and stories.
There even was one Tax Education Center and Fun Park where you learned everything about the history of taxes and how to file them correctly. Or how to avoid them, if you’re like Stan and know how to read between the lines.
Eventually, Stan managed to piss off another kid hellbent on becoming the most esteemed IRS agent the nation has ever seen.
The fist fight that ensued will be retold for generations to come!
Or at least got them both a lifelong ban from the museum. Stan forgot how much fun fighting was when the opponent is not double your size and responsible for your basic needs.
He leaves the kid with a short “See ya!” and starts running as the kid shouts after him in rage.
“I won’t let you get away with this, Steve Pinington! Mark my words! THIS ISN’T OVER!”
Stan is full on belly laughing when he meets up with Soos.
“Made a new friend?”
“Yeah, I think so.”
Stan grins through his split lip. That felt amazing.
***
“Here Soos look!” Stan exclaimes as he shows off his fake abominations that he made out of junk from a nearby trash can.
This tourist trap thing is easy!
He gives Soos the grand tour around the little stand he built on the car and makes up fantastical and true stories of wonder and mystery about the items and tops it all off with the little broken toaster he found. He gave the toaster some cardboard eyes and legs that move with the help of hidden strings and voilà!
The Footbot 9000!
It even talks! Stan’s bad attempt at ventriloquism earns him some snorts and a wonderous “Woah, mommy mommy it speaks!” from the little toddler at the front of the crowd.
Wait. When did that happen? Where did all the people come from?
Stan looks around in alarm and finds Soos farther in the back watching him with glistening eyes. Is Soos crying?
Stan needs to get out of here but there's no good opening and then clapping starts courtesy of Soos.
With no escape in sight Stan takes a bow and thanks his audience.
“How much for the Footbot?” The mother of the toddler asks.
“30 Bucks.”
“10”
“20”
“Deal.”
One firm handshake later and Stan is the proud new owner of a crumpled 20 dollar bill with more to come as more suckers have already shown interest in some of the other junk he put out.
In the back there are people whispering and pointing at Stan. He better hurry up and get out of here before he gets them kicked out of town for selling broken toasters and literal trash.
***
“You know I think I’ll open my own tourist trap in the future” Stan says and takes another bite of his burger. “That was fun.”
“You were amazing! I was totally entranced by your wondrous tales of mystery. You’re like a genius at this, dude!”
A genius? Him? Stan’s not a genius.
Then agaaain. Ford is supposed to be a genius and he wouldn’t be able to put on a show like this.
A giggle escapes him and he kicks his legs under the table.
He can’t wait to tell Sixer and see his dumbfounded expression. Stan the genius. HA! That'll show him for staying home and missing out on the road trip of a lifetime!
***
Stan hands over the money he’s earned as soon as they arrive at the motel. Stan did so well today. He’s still giddy about it.
He found himself a plan for the future, made money AND got praised. The day couldn’t have gone better.
It’s almost a shame he has to go to sleep. But alas. Them's the rules. With a quiet hum under his breath Stan starts to get ready but is stopped by Soos, who is still holding the money.
“What’s up?”
“You don’t need to give me this.” Soos looks pained.
“I don’t understand. What else am I supposed to do with it? The room has already been paid…”
“No, little dude. You can keep it for yourself. Your company is payment enough.”
Stan shakes his head. This isn’t right. Soos is taking care of things so Soos gets to keep all the money Stan makes. It’s only fair.
“No! You keep it. I don’t want it”
“It’s fine dude here” Soos takes Stan’s hand and pries it open trying to return the bills. They fumble around and Soos won’t let go forcing it back into Stan’s hands. Stan can’t have the money! It isn’t right. But Soos is stronger than him and refuses to let it go.
“It’s yours. I don’t want it!” Stan repeats, runs to the bathroom and turns on the shower to cancel the noise from the outside.”
Stan needs to pay Soos back for taking care of him. He already wasted so much money on Stan. On food and clothes and sightseeing. Oh. Oh no. Was the money not enough? That's why he didn’t want it, right? It was basically an insult. Here I give you two drops of water back so forgive me for tuning the ocean into a desert and wasting it all on me.
There’s a knock on the bathroom door. Stan flinches with every bang.
BANG
BANG
BANG
“Just come in!” Stan shouts to make the noise stop.
The shower turns off and in the absence of water pouring down on him he becomes acutely aware of the wet clothes sticking to his body, dragging him down.
Soos wraps him in a towel.
“I’m sorry dude for pushing. I’ll keep the money for now and we’ll talk about it later, okay?”
Stan nods and hopes later never comes.
Soos gets him a change of clothes, helps him dry up and guides him to bed. Stan lets it all happen. He’s too tired to think and following orders is easier. More familiar.
Stan falls asleep to a comforting hand stroking his hair.
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Life is great! Stan decides as he jumps out of bed the next morning with renewed vigor. Yesterday evening was just a bad dream and he’s ready for a bright new day.
Who knew food, sleep and good company was all you needed to be happy?
Soos throws him an odd look before leaving to get them some breakfast.
Stan shrugs it off and turns on the TV. Soos is a weird guy so weird looks aren’t out of the ordinary.
He flips through the channels not looking for something particular. It’s been a while since he last had time to sit down and watch something.
He’s about to give up and do something else when the picture on the news is stopping him dead in his tracks.
It's him. It's Stan.
15 year old Stanley Pines wanted for questioning in relation to the murder case of Filbrick Pines. The authorities ask the public to be vigilant as he is suspected to be armed and dangerous.
There's even a reward out for tips leading to his whereabouts.
The world around him shatters.
His little game of make belief turns into shards cutting into him and leaving nothing but sharp and cold reality behind.
Just what the hell has Stan been doing?
A fun road trip? Making plans for the future? Is he actually insane?
He fucking killed his dad. Let him bleed to death on the kitchen floor as he just watched in silence.
Exactly like he planned to do to Soos.
There is no future for Stanley Pines. Or Steve Pinington. Or any other name he’s going to come up with in order to trick people into liking him for a short while.
The moment Soos finds out what Stan has done it will all be over. Soos will be just like the rest of his family and see Stan for what he really is. A rotten and selfish child. A murderer. Someone not deserving of the love and care Soos showed him.
Maybe he can trick him into believing it’s some other child on the news. Soos is pretty naive sometimes. He could make it work!
Stan shakes his head.
No. Stan is done pretending.. Eventually someone.will recognize him and then Soos will be in trouble as well for harbouring a criminal.
Steps in the hallway. No time to think. Stan needs to escape. Now!
He puts on his shoes, grabs the jacket and Soos’ briefcase and sprints out of the door.
If the money goes to waste on a good for nothing criminal anyway it might as well go to Stan instead. Really he's doing Soos a favour.
Someone runs after him but Stan is faster.
“Dude, wait! It’s alright, don’t go. Stan, STANLEY WAIT!
Stan is already out of town before he realises that Soos called him by his real name.
To be continued
This was supposed to be just a quick summary or a couple of bullet points about how Stan and Soos could become family in this AU.
And it was also supposed to be a bit more unserious and ha ha, so what if Stan tried to constantly kill Soos and couldn’t get rid of him. But it turned out quite different and not as bullet pointy as I set out to do.
I’m still a little bit in denial about that. But Stan is in denial for most of this as well. So it fits.
I wanted to completely finish it before posting but that’s gonna take too long and I've got no time. So for now have a sad ending for the sad relativity falls AU.
Don’t worry though. It will have a very sweet happy end. With lots of comfort. Maybe.
But for now let's all imagine Stan once again all alone and on the run :D
#Selfish Shellfish AU#gravity falls#stanley pines#soos ramirez#relativity falls#the very sad no good very bad relativity falls au that has no name because i didnt think i'd need one#i'm taking suggestions tho#usual disclaimer that i just posted a simple idea and everyone is free to make up their own stuff#id love to hear about it#it could go so many ways#tw child abuse#implied at least#attempted murder#death mention#but the most important thing for this is of course my secret otp that only the cool people know about 😌
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you're married to geto suguru, yet you plan to kill him. interesting, right? truth be told; you despise suguru. you loathe his touch, hate his voice, detest his entire person as a whole. you never loved him — it was simply just toleration.
suguru... he's a decent husband, at most. he gives you money — which is most important — he buys you gifts, he's home, at least. suguru gives you everything but himself. you cried for his touch, he never gave it. you begged for his presence, he said he had pressing business to attend to. he's the best but worst fucking husband ever.
it's not only his negligence, it's him slowly replacing you with someone else. slowly, but surely, you've noticed that another person has been consuming your presence, wringing you dry of the little authority you had within the geto residence. at first, it bothered you to the core. every time you spoke to suguru about these concerns, your voice echoed through the walls like a broken record. in one ear and out the other; heard but not listened.
your tears dropped, yet to him it did nothing but cause a wet mess. he'd always sigh, feeling guilty to leave you spiraling in your emotions. "don't cry, love," he'd say, whispering sweet nothings in your head. he'd bring you to his chest, completely swallowing you in his hold. his fingers would caress your body, reminding you that you're a geto, you're apart of him now. you're not alone. only the foolish marionette will melt in its master's dull words. once the marionette was you, twice is what it won't be.
the honeymoon phase wilted, what's left is nothing short of two adults tied together by a piece of paper. a liar is what you refuse to be. if anyone may ask, you will not lie. it's true, your heart feels heavy. you miss the suguru you met as naive teenagers, you miss the suguru who loved you from the moon and back. unfortunately, what comes must go. you've grown tired of being the sole one who reminds him about anniversaries and birthdays.
his effort to maintain the marriage no longer exists. his attraction to the mistress heightens every week. it hurts, yes, but you're numb to it. hell be damned you've become the forgotten wife but never will you ever be the wife who allows her cheating husband to be.
no, never. they won't get a laugh out of you — they won't get the last say. the blame glazes over both, yet it soaks suguru more. as a married man, he should've known better than to entertain a mere lady's lust to him. now comes his price to pay, and soon she will pay hers. a circus that walks together, dies together.
it's never easy planning a murder. you don't want to get caught — prison isn't somewhere you'd want to be. the easiest and most effiecent way to ensure suguru's death will be poisoning. not just any poisoning, however. a poison that kills naturally; something that'll make his death appear natural.
suguru's always been a healthy man, using an excuse such as "he fell ill," won't work. he doesn't have much enemies. his peers loved him. a death by food poisoning seems much more acceptable. food poisoning occurs in many ways: for example, if the food has been left out for too long, boom, food poisoning. it's not unusual for one to die by it, so the plan sets sail.
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one: errands.
as usual, your role of playing the forgotten wife will remain the same. running your ‘errands’ will be as easy as flipping a page, suguru pays you no attention. today it'll be the same. the only obstacle would be to find the energy to arise off of the bed.
the subtle sunlight grants the room a warming aura, giving the perfect contrast together with the air conditioner. like always, suguru's gone. the only trace of him being here would be your memory of him sneaking in last night. at least he has enough manners to not wake you.
same old, same old. you'll only waste your energy worrying about him, let's just finish the morning routine.
"morning," out of habit, you greet the empty house. coming out of slumber to be greeted by an empty home used to do numbers to you. now, it doesn't. its merely a house cosplaying as a home.
the oh-so fluttering dreams of a married life with suguru have dusted away. if only you can go back in time and stop your lovesick self. whatever, no use dwelling on it now. there's a plan to layout.
a single toasted slice of bread, your bottle of water, a handbag, and the car keys are all you took out the door with you. the house keys are attached together with the car keys so it's not a worry. not like you'll be back before suguru anyway.
the drive feels silent. although the radio's on, it feels empty. maybe it's the effects of your clouded mind, or maybe it's you attempting to clear your mind. either way, it's nothing but trivial matters. at this very moment you most likely have to stitch up a lie believable enough to obtain the poison.
chilly, is what you think. you're at the destination; it's an apartment complex that was in the makings but was abandoned. it's dirty, puddles of water decorate the floor, and its filled with dealers and criminals alike. can't blame them, it's the perfect place for a hideout. coming here alone as a woman is something you'd never do... without a weapon that is. you don't own a gun, but you do own a pocket knife.
"psst," someone calls out. they must be calling another person. let's just continue walking.
"you, woman," they call again. surely it's not you. let's just speed up the pace.
"oi, rude bitch 'm talking to you," they specify and surely enough they aren't calling you a bitch, right?
"you're not talking to me with that attitude," you turn around, raising an eyebrow at the man — or lady, you don't know. their face is covered and their clothes are baggy.
the stranger walks you to, and you walk backwards. okay, it's kinda getting creepy.
"any — any reason why you're coming to me?" you questioned, trying to mask your obvious worries.
"aren't you the one who's here for the poison, missy?" they stop walking, reaching into their pockets before bringing a small, white tube in view.
oops, you're caught off guard. if this is who you agreed to meet with you only hope they don't run with the poison.
"oh — yes, that's me! how'd you know?"
"have my ways. ain't a dealer if i don't know my clients — even if they're a one timer," they speak, handing you the tube. "name's siren. just an alias, don't question it."
you carefully take the tube, in return you quickly place the envelope in their hand. ready to get out of there, you ramble out your words, "okay, thank you! the money is in there, bye! see you never!"
siren watches your frame scatter away from them, the sounds of your low heels clicking the floor making them chuckle. crazy woman, they think, returning their focus back on the money.
you're back in the car safe and sound. you know what, it's time to go back. you lock your doors, hide the tube in your handbag, and turn up the radio. now that the errand's over, you probably won't go outside for two days.
ah, home. nothing beats being home. except suguru's car is parked so that means he's here. the home is now back to the house. inhaling a deep breath, you mentally prepare yourself to have any interaction with him. you have your doubts but something inside you screams that he's going to talk.
"where have you been?"
well, that was quick. you only managed to take your heels off. talk about an impatient man.
"out for a breather, why?" you return the question, walking into the living room without glancing at him.
"all right," he says, not continuing the conversation.
ladies and gentlemen, never get married. suguru no longer cares to hold conversations. you can tell the ugliest lies to him and he wouldn't care. as long as you're back, it's okay. you're used to it, yet a silent voice in you wished that he would've asked more questions.
you continue on without glancing at him, making your way to the shared bedroom. it's a little after noon, you'll take this time to relax.
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two: weird individual(s).
it's hot — you feel hot. a burning sensation engulfs your head. this wasn't supposed to happen. you were making dinner, casually sipping on your glass of wine as you go along. suguru, for some reason, finally showed himself for the day. without a word, he seated himself near the counter, pouring himself a glass of wine and keeping his eyes on you.
to say you're not uncomfortable would be a severe understatement. his eyes create holes in your back — it's annoying. say something if you want to, asshole, you complained in your mind but truly, you yourself weren't going to say anything.
and so, you carried on. dinner being cooked and suguru being weird. it got even more weird when he stood up. you're at the sink, cleaning as you go along. suguru's finished with his glass, so it's not out of the ordinary for him to stand behind you, trapping you with both arms as he washes his glass, right? yeah, it's pretty weird.
"uh, do you mind?" you softly spoke, which was also weird. why is everything just weird tonight?
suguru stays in that position, humming to a tune you're not familiar with.
"is it wrong to be near my wife?"
oh, now i'm his wife.
"not at all, suguru. it's just that i'm busy at the moment," you told half the truth. you are busy, but you don't want him near you.
"is that so?" he spoke, removing one hand only to place it on your hip. slowly, he begins to squeeze the flesh, lowering his head into the junction of your neck and shoulder. his voice, though muffled, can be heard with a low, seductive tone, "missed you all day, why not busy yourself with me?"
bullshit, but it's not bad. you can do with some physical destressing.
"not in the kitchen."
"sure."
and that's how you found yourself tangled on top of him on the sofa. sloppily making out with him, hands found freedom in his hair, and his hands found home on your hips. it's a hot mess, and you're kind of liking it. suguru may be a bitch, but he sure knows your body. it's been five years, after all.
"wait—" you broke the kiss, placing your hands on his chest. "let's st—stop," you spoke, stuttering as suguru leans his head to bite your neck.
"why?" he asks, curious at your sudden choice. you never stopped him before.
"i.. don't feel good, sorry suguru," you lied again. suguru isn't and is the problem. you'd love to go deeper with him but the realization that he's touched another woman like this disgusts you. it's no wonder you plan on killing him.
suguru doesn't speak. instead, he moves you off of him. "it's okay," he says, leaning in to give you a kiss on the cheek. it doesn't take long for him to leave you alone again. now you're feeling a pinch of guilt. i'm not wrong, right? he's the one who abandoned me.
you sigh, lifting yourself off the sofa. there's a dinner to indulge in and trust, you will enjoy it. you made it with your blood, sweat, tears, and some wine.
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three: poison attempt day.
surprisingly, you felt energized today. as if someone charged six-hundred volts of energy to a dead battery. today's the day, hopefully. the man who cosplays himself as a husband is absent per usual. it's up to you to cook lunch.
you're already preparing; there's no time to waste. every minute needs your utmost attention — the kind of attention a predator gives its prey before hunting them. the one downside to this would be the poison's taste. it's not an overwhelming one, but it's there. anything with a strong scent comes with a strong taste, they say. you haven't put it to the test — no way, you're not suicidal — but the safer side's always better.
ginger, you think, ginger and onions overpower everything. bingo. a minute¹ change to the recipe's ingredients but it's nothing to fret over. trivial matters again. within an hour, lunch was finished with a cherry on top — except the cherry holds the uneven balance between suguru's life and death.
you removed your apron, flicked off the water from your hands after you washed it, and then threw yourself face-first onto the longer sofa. exhaustion massages your body, encouraging you to fall into its depths. its opponent, emotional drain, creeps up. your body's the platform, and they're the contestants. a battle of who will dominate you begins; a useless battle for the woman whose tears dried up long ago.
a heavy sigh escapes, i'm tired, you think. sliding your hands under your head, you use it to cushion the side of your face. it's quiet like always but you're left to your thoughts this time. it may just crown itself for being the first time you gave yourself leeway to part and understand your tangled emotions. it's like a ball of tangled wires: scattered yet neat. roads to untangle it are visible, yet its many wires frighten the person.
what you feel is nothing short of some doll who replaces her face to satisfy the owner. the marionette you once were and refuse to be again. she who shows you, you who show yourself, who is the real you? perhaps, it's all. everything is you, everything has become you. many versions of yourself dance around the stage, all moving towards to same goal: killing the one who drained them.
the clock ticks, each sounded second rips your skin apart. it's torturous, but soon it'll all be over. i think i need a nap, your last voice echoes away in your mind as you succumb to exhaustion. who knew planning a murder against your once beloved could've been this draining.
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suguru lazily enters, slackening his tie. his eyes focus on the lunch decorating the dining table. soon, his eyes travel to your resting figure. after all, you're in his usual position. she's sleeping, he thinks of the obvious, deciding to keep a low profile as to not wake you.
however, being a man means that you're prone to making mistakes... especially loud ones. from the cup connecting with the floor to the fork clanging as it fell, it's been a rather loud attempt at serving himself some lunch.
he's sure that you're awake. well, not entirely awake, but conscious enough to hear everything around you. the blame is his to own, again.
"it's untouched..." suguru whispers, confused at the perfectly untouched food that lies before his eyes. maybe you got a change of eating routine.
lies, of course. you'd be nothing but a joker if you were to consume the same food you poisoned. suguru doesn't know this, however. he's picked his path and the path hides its true face; wicked and heartless, like a haunted house pretending to be a normal house to lure in its victims.
it's been a few minutes later and you're now fully awake. you haven't moved an inch to expose yourself — just mindlessly gazing into the void of your shared house. you're aware that he's home, aware that he's found himself lunch, and aware that the clock's ticking sound has gotten louder. almost as if it knows its counting down someone's death day.
"is he eating?" you whispered, peeking from the sofa's backrest. "oh, he is."
suguru's at the dining table, scrolling on his phone as he shoves a vegetable in his mouth. his actions fill you with guilt, excitement, and fear. for a reason only god knows, you don't want him eating anymore. may it be due to loving him half of your life, or may it be due to the guilt of killing someone who mattered to others. whatever, who cares. no one — no one will, you chant in your mind, attempting to convince yourself.
"wait, suguru—" you acted out of your own will, cutting your speech short when you regained yourself. what the fuck? you're leaning over the sofa's backrest, reaching an arm out to suguru. eyes wide open, you try to piece together a reasonable follow-up response.
"hm? something wrong?" suguru asks, mouth filled with food. he places his phone face down and tilts his head. he looks innocent, as if he's not a cheating, neglecting bastard of a husband. well, that's the way life goes. the evil masks themselves as the innocent, basking in those who are more innocent than themselves, slowly consuming their energy for their own. selfish, selfish people.
"ah," you begin, awkwardly lowering your hand. "is the food okay? i tried a new recipe."
i don't want to kill him.
"yeah, it's good," he responds, taking a sip of whatever he's drinking.
he's wronged me.
you walk towards the dining table, pulling out a chair to seat yourself in front of him. "i see... how was your morning?" you questioned, swallowing hard. your legs are shaking, you don't know why. your heart races, you can't answer why.
"boring, same old stuff. i met with my client though, she's fun to be around," suguru tells, poking the food with his fork to get a good bite.
i fucking hate him.
you don't speak after that. instead, you bite at the skin of your lower lip. your emotions try to join together, yet they won't. it's like a lava lamp, they'll never truly connect. every time you're away from suguru, your hatred tames. every time he's back, it heightens. it doesn't take much more than his voice to fuel your restless anger. you observe him, watching the way his throat bobs each swallow. something feels off.
the two of you continue in silence, simply observing each other. suguru takes it upon himself to do the dishes, you remain put in the chair. his phone remained with you, face down yet dings with notifications. you've always wondered what it's like to have him text you every day. once it was a memory of the teenage years... now it's a sour dream.
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four: night, night.
it's the same night, you're in bed with suguru. both of you are under the same covers, yet you're both at the extreme ends of the bed. a large, empty space separates you two. neither are asleep nor do they wish to be awake. a heavy feeling rains over their shared room. the tension's strong enough to break the strongest thread.
suguru's the first to turn, rolling himself over to you. he extends an arm to secure over your waist; this brings you skin-to-skin with his torso and your back. his head lowers to yours, resting his chin on your head. you give no reaction except stiffing your body. what's he up to?
his extended arm caresses you lightly, mimicking patterns on your delicate skin. he takes a deep breath before exhaling.
"my love, i know you're planning to kill me," he softly speaks, waiting for you to respond.
your heart drops. what? he knows? it's probably a bluff. you opt for remaining the way you currently are. if you continue pretending, he'll most likely continue speaking the truth.
"i've been watching you. i don't blame you, dear. i've neglected you for quite some time. i've cheated on you with someone temporary. if i were you, i would've killed me sooner. however, i won't lie and say i'm not hurt. if my wife were to kill me, i'd prefer it to be in an easy, quick way. you've chosen your part and i can't change that, but promise me: on my deathbed, you'll be there. it's not a request to mock you, but a request of seeing you one last time," suguru empties himself out, pouring onto you a bucket of words that hold the truth. the ugly truth you've avoided.
literally fuck off. it means nothing now, you think, judging suguru's words.
"i've been horrible and nothing can change that. i will not beg for forgiveness, nor will i beg for your love. it's already been done. but please, my dear... let me say sorry," his voice quiets to the end and the caressing stops. his hand remains firm, waiting for you to come out of your fake shell. "i know you're not asleep. answer me, please."
caught red-handed.
"i don't care for your fucking apology. it's a bit too late," you spit your venom out, thanking the gods that your back is what's facing him. "matter of fact, i hope you die soon. do as you wish, though. your time is limited."
suguru doesn't answer yet. his arm around you tightens. his breathing's getting uneven — you can hear it. it's shaking, the same way your eyes are shaking to prevent any tears — or as you call it, the pity tears.
he takes in a deep breathe, verbally exhaling a shaky one in return, "then, i'll apologize. i'm sorry."
that's it, huh, you think, almost voicing out your thoughts.
"it means nothing to apologize for actions i could've prevented a long time ago. so, i'm sorry. sorry that i've wronged you to the point you plot my death," he finishes, not having any more to say.
you wriggle out of his grasp, turning to face him. it's dark yet you can see his sadness. isn't that just too bad? the bar of the love you still feel for suguru exists, yet its overpowered by the hatred you've accumulated for him. it stings that he's going like this, but you rather it be by your own arms instead of another's.
"i don't have anything to say," you quietly speak, looking at suguru in the eyes. "if it doesn't work, then i hope you recover in the worst way. if it works and you die, i'll kiss you a merciful death."
the conversation ends. what's left are two adults staring into each other's eyes. there's nothing but empty voids facing each other. voids they once filled, voids they once created. it's too late; too late for anything. suguru's a petty liar if he says he's not afraid. who isn't afraid of death? he doesn't want to die, but what's done cannot be undone. he cannot turn the clock anti-clockwise and fix his actions. you won't be switching lanes, and it's set what the outcome will be.

minute¹ — pronounced my·new·tuh. meaning: extremely small. two synonyms: tiny, little.
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oooo how about vincent with reader and one of his parties gone wrong? maybe reader gets hurt or almost dies?
Here you go!! <3
TW: Near-death experience (for Reader), mentions of murder, attempted murder, poisoned Reader, hospitals

"Stay close by me," Vincent reminds you once again, squeezing your hand tighter in his own gloved one. "You don't have permission to talk to strangers or leave my sight."
You almost scoff. As if you ever have permission.
Its been at least three months since you've started living with him. Despite being constantly monitored, you don't necessarily hate living with him. After getting used to his treatment of you, it's pretty comforting.
Being able to depend on somebody and not worry about things is nice. Other than a few rules, you can basically do whatever you want as long as it doesn't involve running away, hurting anyone or yourself, or disrespecting Vincent.
Overall, it could be way worse.
Vincent looks at you for confirmation.
"I know," you mumble. "No going near strangers or leaving your sight. I'm not stupid."
The blond chuckles softly, brushing his thumb against your knuckles. "No, you're certainly not dumb, pumpkin, but sometimes it takes more than smarts to keep safe. Remember what we said? The world is dangerous." He ruffles your hair gently. "And hey, if you don't wanna stay for long, we don't have to. Just need to make appearances, all that good stuff."
You nod. "Okay."
Honestly, if you had a choice, you wouldn't attend this gala whatsoever. It was a meeting between members of Cryo, but not like their usual monthly one.
Instead, this was actual an annual thing hosted in order to show off Cryo's successes over the year and hopefully find prospective members.
Vincent was reluctant when you told him you wanted to go, since apparently these galas were usually rather boring and weren't suited for "babies" like you (in Vincent's words). Plus, there'd be plenty of alcohol, gambling, and lots of "grown-up conversations."
But you managed to convince him with your puppy dog eyes and pleading. He's weak for those, you've noticed. Always wants to please you.
He had gotten you the nicest dress/suit, even though you already had at least five ones to choose from. He donned a black suit with a purple tie and matching slacks. His gloves were also black and leather, as well as his belt and shoes. He finished the look off with cufflinks shaped like golden bullets and a matching broach on his suit.
"You nervous, kiddo?" he asks in concern, squeezing your hand tighter.
"A little bit," you admit. "Just want people to like me."
Vincent frowns at you. "Well, if they're mean to you, they'll end up six feet under, so no need to worry about that."
"I don't want people to die either," you grumble. "Especially just because of me."
Vincent pinches your cheeks. "They can either be respectful to you, or dead. Their choices, doesn't seem like a hard one, either."
You swat at his hand, and he laughs. Soon enough, the two of you reach a large, extravagant looking building, lit up brightly despite the late night.
He guides you towards the entrance, and you enter into a massive hall filled with hundreds of people, most likely part of Cryo. Its quite loud inside. There's music playing somewhere nearby as well.
Everyone seems dressed formally. Suits and dresses abound. Several waiters walk by holding trays piled high with hors d'oeuvres and wine glasses.
Vincent continues to guide you towards a specific spot—where the guests are gathering to greet one another. As soon as he shows up, everyone greets him. Some of them eye you suspiciously or curiously, but they seem to know better than to outright approach you.
And you notice they only acknowledge your existence briefly before turning away and continuing their conversations with him or each other.
He notices you staring. "(Y/n), want me to introduce you?" he murmurs, patting your back.
You shake your head, and instead hide yourself behind him.
"Sorry, folks, my kid is a bit shy right now," Vincent laughs. "How bout we save introductions for later when they're in a better mood?"
The people shrug and agree, seeming content with that answer.
So that's how things continue. Vincent occasionally lets go of your hand to perform a handshake with somebody new, or wrap an arm around your shoulders, but never once truly leaves your side.
Occasionally, he offers to grab you food and drinks, making sure to only feed you things he knows are safe. Knowing the crowd here, for once you don't blame him for being extra vigilant.
A lot of small talk goes on. You zone out a bit as you hear talks about trade deals, weapons manufacturing, smuggling operations, assassinations... The typical mob business. You already know most of the details thanks to Vincent's constant chatter anyways.
Once it seems like the two of you have met every single person attending, he brings you to a quieter part of the gala, where they seem to have an open bar.
A couple people are milling around the area. A few seated on barstools and chatting with bartenders, others standing nearby watching. Vincent guides you to one of the seats, helping you onto the stool before sitting next to you.
"Want some juice, kiddo? We've got lemonade, grape juice, orange juice..." Vincent says. "I personally get a root beer float most of the time."
"Don't you drink?" you ask. Now that you think about it, you've never seen him drink in your presence.
"Not as often anymore. Not when I got someone young and innocent depending on me! Gotta be sober to watch you properly," Vincent says. "Besides, I'd never live it down if I became a bad influence for you."
You almost laugh. Funny he out of all people is saying that. "I guess I'll have what you're having, then."
Vincent grins and flags down one of the nearby servers.
"What can I get you, Mr. Brewer?"
"Two root beer floats for us, please."
She nods and rushes away.
While waiting, the two of you idly chat and watch everyone else. You notice a tall man with short brown hair and brown eyes approach, eyes fixed on Vincent. Something about his wide smile throws you off. He looks friendly, yes, but also a bit too enthusiastic, even more so than others who met you earlier.
He seems different than the other people here, and not in a good way.
"Hey, Boss," the man greets. His voice is slightly on the higher-pitched side. "Haven't seen you since your trip to Budapest. I heard you adopted a kid." He smiles at you.
"Yep," Vincent confirms, though he sounds a bit annoyed. "If you attended more meetings, that wouldn't have become a problem. Phoenix tried to contact you several times, we all thought you were dead."
The guy scratches the back of his neck nervously. "Sorry... Things got busy on my end..."
Vincent looks angry, but holds himself back from yelling. For your sake, that much is obvious. You see his fingers twitching subtly. "You should make an effort to stay available whenever possible. You have a job, Sullivan. This isn't some side-gig you can just show up to when you want. If your uncle weren't contributing so much to Cryo, you'd be out of here in a heartbeat. I can still make that happen."
Sullivan sighs. "Yeah. I'll try to do better next time. Sorry again, really." He sits next to Vincent, eyeing both of your root beer floats, both in fancy wine glasses. "So, uh, (Y/n), was it? Nice to meet you."
"Yeah... nice to meet you too," you say politely, sipping your drink.
Vincent's eye twitches. He shifts his chair so it's angled closer to you protectively. Almost like a shield separating you and Sullivan apart. "Is there something else you needed?" Vincent questions, clearly getting impatient. He puts his drink down, right next to yours.
"Nah, just wanted to see you and apologize for being such trouble recently." Sullivan wedges himself between you two, arms outstretched on both of your shoulders, and both of you looking at him in confusion. Vincent's confused look turns into a sour one. "What? Just wanted to be affectionate, sorry. You're awfully grumpy today."
"Are you drunk?" Vincent sneers.
"Just a little!" Sullivan snorts and pulls away.
You're a little fearful for the guy's life, judging by the way Vincent is staring him down. You grab your drink and take a sip from it, not noticing Sullivan's brief look of panic.
"Uh, well, gotta go! I'm sure Trent's gonna wanna catch up with me," Sullivan nervously says, walking away quicker than Vincent has ever seen him go.
The blond only scoffs. "If I see him again tonight, I'll shoot him in the head myself," he grumbles.
"What happened to wanting to be a good influence?" you laugh.
Vincent flicks your nose. "Hey, if someone were bothering you who you wanted to shoot, I'd fully support it. I think the world would be a much better place if we got rid of all the people who were bothering my beloved kiddo." He ruffles your hair. "And hey, did you take my root beer float? Mine had the purple straw! Brat." His tone is playful, of course.
You pull back to look at the nearly fully-consumed drink, seeing the green straw. "Oops, must've mixed 'em up... too late, it's mine now."
He shakes his head in mock disappointment. "My kiddo... so mean. But it's fine, because yours had more in it, anyway! So ha-ha." As if proving a point, he begins loudly slurping yours. You laugh at the silliness. If only everyone knew that Vincent was a fool.
"That guy was kind of weird," you murmur, changing the subject onto Sullivan. "Have you known him for long?"
"Unfortunately," Vincent mutters. "Ever since his uncle joined Cryo, he felt entitled enough to get a job from us. Honestly, I'd much rather fire him, but since he's family with a high ranking member, I'd rather not cause any unnecessary conflict. Don't really trust him, though."
"Sounds like you really hate him," you chuckle.
"Me? Hate someone? Pfft, never. I'm a saint." Vincent nudges your shoulder with his own. "Yeah, I'm kidding. I kinda hate him. And I especially hate anyone who makes you uncomfortable, which I can tell he was doing. If not for his uncle..." He doesn't need to finish that sentence.
You finish your root beer float, and put the empty glass to the side. He wraps an arm around your shoulders while he pulls out his phone.
You see it's Quinn, and that he's telling her to keep an eye on him. You continue reading what he's texting, but then it gets harder to, the words growing blurrier and blurrier.
That's when you realize everything is getting blurry. Even the man next to you.
"Dad," you mutter. Your tongue feels like lead.
"Not now. Give Dad one sec." He keeps typing on his phone.
"Dad." More urgently.
"Be patient, kiddo. Quinn can barely type properly as is."
"I feel really bad," you rasp. "Dizzy."
Vincent looks up from his phone quickly. "(Y/n)?" His eyes widen as he sees your pained expression and sweat dripping down your face.
He drops his phone immediately as he catches you right before you fall off the stool. He runs a hand across your forehead. "(Y/n)? Hey, baby, shh, calm down. What hurts?" Panic seeps through his tone, yanking off one of his gloves with his teeth to feel your pulse, putting two fingers to your neck. Its rapid-fire.
"E-everything," you whimper. It's hard to even form words anymore. Your vision is getting darker and darker, and you can no longer breathe.
You begin to cough, holding onto his shirt for comfort as you feel the edges of your conscious slipping. Your throat feels blocked up. Every attempt to speak results in a strained wheeze and a coughing fit.
Vincent lets out a rare, strangled noise. The fear of losing you is the one thing keeping him grounded.
He lifts you up easily, bridal-style, into his arms, resting your head against his chest. He maneuvers past the crowds, calling for someone to get a stretcher for you.
You can't tell what he's saying anymore, only that he's yelling. Is he mad? Upset?
Or terrified, maybe. Maybe that's why his voice is shaky and cracked.
"Baby, come on, just breathe for Dad, alright? Just focus on my voice, sweetie," he begs, rubbing circles in your chest, as if he can coax air into your lungs. "Breathe with me. Please."
Your breath stutters and comes out shallowly. There's nothing you can do.
No way to obey him. You can't breathe. Why can't you breathe? You're trying so hard, just like he asked you to, but it's like your lungs refuse to expand, refusing to cooperate.
Vincent tries his best to coach you into breathing right, talking in soothing tones and soft coos, encouraging you to calm down and copy him.
Even if everything didn't sound muffled, you couldn't understand him anyway from the way he's speaking, on the verge of hyperventilating. He's trying so hard to act okay for you.
Everything starts to become dim. Blackness creeps into the corners of your vision, slowly overtaking your sight entirely. No matter how hard you struggle, fighting to stay awake and alive, your body gives into the poison and shuts down, leaving you limp in his arms.
The last thing you hear before darkness consumes your consciousness is Vincent screaming louder than you've ever heard him before.
...
Vincent paces back and forth as he waits in the hospital hallway outside of the ER.
"Vincent," Trenton greets sympathetically. It's rare he ever refers to his boss with his first name, but it's not something Vincent minds usually, especially not now. His mind is too preoccupied. "We found the perpetrator—"
"Sullivan," Vincent snarls, finishing for him. "I already figured."
"R-right," Trenton sighs. "We caught him attempting to run. He was already prepared for flight. Uh, it seems like the strychnine was meant for you, but either mixed them up or you got your drinks mixed up."
Vincent nods. "That damn traitor... you have him in custody, right?" Trenton nods. "Good. Keep him alive. I want to kill him myself."
"Understood. Do you want us to torture him first?" Trent asks. He's usually not this brutal, but he loves you like a sibling, after all.
"No. I'm saving that pleasure for myself." The door opens and a doctor steps out. Vincent's most trusted doctor, Dr. Fredericks. "(Y/n)! Let me see them now!" He doesn't even bother asking if you're alive; he simply refuses to even consider that outcome. That's the only thing that's been stopping him from absolutely losing it.
"Okay, but they're very much out of it," she tells him, leading him down the hallway into your room.
She's right.
You're on a hospital bed with the covers pulled over your chest. An oxygen mask is secured over your mouth and nose, and several monitors hooked to various machines beep quietly, tracking your vitals. There's an IV drip attached to your wrist.
As promised, you are awake, but clearly unable to do anything beyond that. Your eyes are drooping and you're blinking slowly, struggling to stay alert.
"(Y/n)," Vincent breathes, rushing over and grabbing your hand. He crouches beside the bed so that he's level with you. "Sweetie? Can you hear me?" He kisses your temple gently. He brushes your hair away from your forehead, pressing his cheek against yours.
You try to move your hand weakly towards his voice.
The blond nods quickly. "Hi, baby. Yeah, its Dad. I'm here. Everything is gonna be okay now." He presses kisses all over your face—anywhere he can reach without disturbing the oxygen mask.
"Poisoned," you manage to rasp.
"I know, lovebug. But it'll be okay." Tears threaten to spill down Vincent's cheeks.
"Scary," you say next.
"I know," Vincent whispers again, his voice cracking. "I'm so sorry. I wasn't watching closely enough. Shouldn't have let him anywhere near us. I won't make that same mistake again, I promise." Not after he turns that bastard to dust. Slowly.
"Not y'r fault," you slur.
"It is. I should've protected you. That's my job, sweetie." He kisses your hand repeatedly. "Don't speak anymore, okay? I just want you to rest. At least until this comes off." He taps the clear oxygen mask. "And then we'll talk aaaall you want. Doesn't that sound nice?"
You shift positions as much as the wires will allow, and you pat the small space on the mattress, motioning for him to join you.
He chuckles and shakes his head fondly. "Aww, buddy. I don't wanna crush you."
When you continue to persistently slap the bed sheets, he finally concedes. He slips his shoes off and climbs onto the bed with you, helping you lay on top of his chest.
He makes sure all wires are in place as they were moments ago. "Comfy?" You hum in confirmation. Vincent plays with your hair. "Get some sleep, honey. Dad's not going anywhere."
Your eyelids flutter shut as you listen to the sound of his steady heartbeat, grounding you and lulling you to a peaceful, safe sleep.
Normally Vincent would be awake, hyper-vigilant as ever, but the exhaustion from running around in a frenzy and pure terror takes its toll on him too. His eyes close and sleep follows soon after.
#answered ask#parental yandere#platonic yandere#familial yandere#vincent oc#tw near death#tw attempted murder#yandere
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Hesitation.
..... If you see this twice Sorry Tumblr is doing that "shows up on the blog but literally nowhere else" thing again 😔
#🖼️ museum gallery#eternalflowershipping#pokemon xy#trainer az#selfship#putting this in the main tags just because i can . the drama should be Witnessed#blood tw#attempted murder tw#???#im so for real if anyone can think of a better tw for this im all ears 😭
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I loved you so much, I forgot what hating myself felt like.
who needs Shakespeare when these two exists?
Found a quote that reminded me of how much Ryoko, and Junko, loved Yasuke. To the point that this scene is written so.... Romantically?????? Especially when looking at her other scenes with Matsuda (or thinking about Matsuda).
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#dr0#danganronpa#ryoko otonashi#yasuke matsuda#mastunashi#i love them so much#the fact she’s so in love that even him attempting to kill her is not enough to stop it#Honestly knowing junko attempted murder is her love language#but this is RYOKO#i love how she dgaf#tw strangling#tw abuse#Because despite how fucked up she is doesn’t change the fact that this is physical abuse#plus it can be triggering for ppl who have lived this and i dont want them to see something thats practically romanticizing it#scardraws
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I think it's very jewish that when I had someone attempt to murder me, the only self preservation I had was that it would be a cringe way to die
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