#Turkey Ham

[sohannabarberaesque]

Dear Drooper--

Do the Splits prefer turkey or ham for Thanksgiving dinner?

Have you ever heard of turkey ham? As a matter of fact, we've served it on Thanksgiving a few times, mainly for the sake of novelty ... but still, the Crosse and Blackwell's Ham Glaze lends itself well to turkey ham. Not to mention au gratin potatoes, green bean hot dish--and, for dessert, gingerbread with warm lemon curd. (We think pumpkin pie is probably hackneyed, in case you ask about the dessert choice).

Not to mention a decent little non-alcoholic sparkling wine.

@the-banana-splits-blog @archive-archives @indigo-corvus @warnerbrosent-blog @funtasticworld

[stuffmypreschoolerssay]

"...yo"?

We are eating lunch in the preschool room. My program sometimes serves turkey ham, which is actually pretty good. A boy is still hungry.

Boy 1: Miss [Coworker], can I please have some more... chicken?

The entire class speaks up to correct him. The last thing I hear, from an adorable Chinese student?

Boy 2: It's turkey ham, yo!

[lesbianjolllly]

Meat and Poultry - Slow Cooker New England Boiled Dinner This hearty one-pot dish is made by slowly cooking turkey ham with potatoes, carrots, and pearl onions.

[m-ikeycorleones]

Slow Cooker New England Boiled Dinner Turkey ham is slowly cooked with potatoes, carrots, and pearl onion in this comforting, one-pot meal.

[sinponiccblaccmeatal]

TURKEY HAM TASTE LIKE PURE FUCKING SALT

That pink kind that looks like a pussy if u roll it up it the Bernerd Mathew's one ugh

Literally get high blood pressure if u smell it even

Jesus

[padowshams]

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[fatty-food]

(via Instagram)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dad was talking about how ""woke culture"" wanted to change Thanksgiving. Namely they wanted to switch from turkey to ham and skip it every three years.

He was fine with ham part.

[royalfrill]

Sneaky Technique

[fanreader200144]

Happy Thanksgiving

everyone!!!

Thanksgiving is being celebrated at the Hazbin Hotel, but unfortunately the gang can’t go one day without causing mayhem and chaos.

I would like to take the time to thank My Wonderful Artist BaoCrayon!

If you didn’t get it most of the lines were all lines I provided except for the shit part that was an improved line. The artist BaoCrayon drew my idea and made it a reality. So I appreciate that!

Reposting and dubbing are allowed as long as there is credit to me and the artist!!

[battfishe]

happy belated birthday to my favorite gay little robot since 2017... I promise I did not forget about them I just forgot how to draw momentarily. they are 3 fingers old ❤ (they have to be nice about the ugly cake because the kids made it for them with love)

[june-fallout]

[sets aside the sandwich plate and leans forward at the edge of the bed, brushing his knuckle against a nasty scrape on her cheek] ...just don't do that again. i don't know what made you do that, but don't make me go after you again. you're ... a friend. i can't ... i'm not strong enough....

[he considers her with a frown] i can't believe you just came back from a firefight where we almost got nuked and you made me a damn sandwich

[what the hell happened to her to make her like this?]

why?

— @okaybooner

[she jumps when he makes skin contact. Not really scared, more of a bounce, a startle, like she wasn’t expecting it. Her eyes wander every few seconds but they stay fixed on Boone, glancing up with her lowered chin]

You don’t have to be strong enough. I didn’t mean for you to follow.

[June glances at the plate, frowning and holding the seat of the chair.] Because… I wanted to. I need to. You’re hungry, right?

[She made the sandwich for the same reason she resigned herself to her fate.]

[demolitionw0man]

I probably won't be doing a whole lot today on here, just because I'll be cooking with my mom today, but if you guys need to talk to someone to avoid awkward/political conversations at the dinner table, feel free to DM me! ☺️

[eretzyisrael]

Turkey Day

An American Favorite

[maulsoleum]

yknow. it’s hard being a dog with autism that limits the things you eat.

i hate most foods, ESPECIALLY most meat.

and knowing you’re a dog, and looking at meat and longing for it, knowing it would satisfy a bone-deep hunger

and you just. Can’t. is the most frustrating thing in the world to me.

[lukascastelan]

Not my sister having to point this out to me at the store because she knew I wouldn't hold back my punches if she didn't show me. I just had to get it, I had to there was no leaving it there that wasn't even considered an option.