#Turkey Ham

[sohannabarberaesque]

Dear Drooper--

Do the Splits prefer turkey or ham for Thanksgiving dinner?

Have you ever heard of turkey ham? As a matter of fact, we've served it on Thanksgiving a few times, mainly for the sake of novelty ... but still, the Crosse and Blackwell's Ham Glaze lends itself well to turkey ham. Not to mention au gratin potatoes, green bean hot dish--and, for dessert, gingerbread with warm lemon curd. (We think pumpkin pie is probably hackneyed, in case you ask about the dessert choice).

Not to mention a decent little non-alcoholic sparkling wine.

@the-banana-splits-blog @archive-archives @indigo-corvus @warnerbrosent-blog @funtasticworld

[buffetlicious]

Pizza Hut Singapore put out the new Christmas Knotty Cheesy Chipotle Ranch pizza for Christmas. Since the restaurant is dangling a 50% off promotion, I got the regular pizza (S$36.90 before discount) for half the price. The naughty knotty crust came loaded with mozzarella cheese topped with cheesy cornflakes, finished with tender turkey ham, BBQ garlic chicken chunks with juicy onions, cherry tomatoes and drizzled with a tangy Chipotle Ranch sauce. I love the tangy ranch sauce over the meaty chicken with mozzarella stuffed between the crusts.

Did not see this new item listed on their delivery menu but it is there in the dine-in menu. Ordered a regular size Tropical Dream (S$29 before discount) pizza with chunky honey chicken ham, roasted pineapples with roasted onions, cream cheese and a drizzle of mango puree. I selected the San Francisco Style Sourdough crust out of the available three. It is light and airy but also much thinner at the base than the normal crust type. The mango sauce gave this pizza a burst of tangy sweet flavour over the savoury ham and milky cream cheese. Overall, mum said she enjoyed the fruity sweetness of this pizza.

Selected image and video courtesy of Pizza Hut Singapore.

[stuffmypreschoolerssay]

"...yo"?

We are eating lunch in the preschool room. My program sometimes serves turkey ham, which is actually pretty good. A boy is still hungry.

Boy 1: Miss [Coworker], can I please have some more... chicken?

The entire class speaks up to correct him. The last thing I hear, from an adorable Chinese student?

Boy 2: It's turkey ham, yo!

[lesbianjolllly]

Meat and Poultry - Slow Cooker New England Boiled Dinner This hearty one-pot dish is made by slowly cooking turkey ham with potatoes, carrots, and pearl onions.

[m-ikeycorleones]

Slow Cooker New England Boiled Dinner Turkey ham is slowly cooked with potatoes, carrots, and pearl onion in this comforting, one-pot meal.

[sinponiccblaccmeatal]

TURKEY HAM TASTE LIKE PURE FUCKING SALT

That pink kind that looks like a pussy if u roll it up it the Bernerd Mathew's one ugh

Literally get high blood pressure if u smell it even

Jesus

[padowshams]

Shop turkey ham online from Padow's ham in the USA at the best price. We have cooked boneless & smoke whole turkey ham available. Buy now and enjoy your meal.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My dad was talking about how ""woke culture"" wanted to change Thanksgiving. Namely they wanted to switch from turkey to ham and skip it every three years.

He was fine with ham part.

[june-fallout]

[sets aside the sandwich plate and leans forward at the edge of the bed, brushing his knuckle against a nasty scrape on her cheek] ...just don't do that again. i don't know what made you do that, but don't make me go after you again. you're ... a friend. i can't ... i'm not strong enough....

[he considers her with a frown] i can't believe you just came back from a firefight where we almost got nuked and you made me a damn sandwich

[what the hell happened to her to make her like this?]

why?

— @okaybooner

[she jumps when he makes skin contact. Not really scared, more of a bounce, a startle, like she wasn’t expecting it. Her eyes wander every few seconds but they stay fixed on Boone, glancing up with her lowered chin]

You don’t have to be strong enough. I didn’t mean for you to follow.

[June glances at the plate, frowning and holding the seat of the chair.] Because… I wanted to. I need to. You’re hungry, right?

[She made the sandwich for the same reason she resigned herself to her fate.]

[maulsoleum]

yknow. it’s hard being a dog with autism that limits the things you eat.

i hate most foods, ESPECIALLY most meat.

and knowing you’re a dog, and looking at meat and longing for it, knowing it would satisfy a bone-deep hunger

and you just. Can’t. is the most frustrating thing in the world to me.

[lukascastelan]

Not my sister having to point this out to me at the store because she knew I wouldn't hold back my punches if she didn't show me. I just had to get it, I had to there was no leaving it there that wasn't even considered an option.

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Child Danny by degree of the eyeguys to have him at peak power for the future but he somehow gets forced to live with Wes Weston.

Wes forced to adopt Danny is the funniest shit. Spent his life trying to out the guy now hes legally responsible for the guy. Whos very smug for someone who can’t even use the coffee pot.

Danny isnt too happy to be forced back to a 6 year old. His new slightly more emotional body is maybe acting out a little ok sue him.

Wes is now so torn between finally being able to prove himself right and keeping his now ?child? Safe.

Danny btw still denies being anything but a normal guy.

[capitalisticveins]

Oh Iiiiiii see, you're the ham dealer 🤨 and what am I to do with this ham?? /lhj

oh im not the anon, but if you have a lot of ham I’d be happy to take it off ur hands👀👀👀

[kyriathanatos]

there is literally no better food than good deli sub. im sorry, its just unbeatable.

[tozettastone]

Hey. Hey. If you celebrate Christmas, reblog or reply and tell me what the specific Christmas meal you do is like. Many of us have one, but they're not as uniform as you'd think!

Like, for example... is it a breakfast meal? Lunch? Dinner? Actually celebrated on Christmas Eve instead? Is it taken with your whole family or just romantic partners? Is the meal random and unimportant? Is there some ritual protein you make every year? Are there incredibly specific sides and desserts?