#TruFax

[arora-kayd]

I LOVE PETER HALE SO MUCH

[nsomniacsdream]

I never see it in movies, but when a breasted person dies, their boobs deflate.

[louderfade]

i've been here from day one and can definitively state that the point of this website is to deplete your cringe meter by shouting at yourself about retarded shit as loudly as possible and i would just like to point out that i am absolutely killin it without a doubt no cap

[j-august]

These thoughts were her comfort, and it was well she had thoughts to comfort her, for facts are miserable allies when imagination fights with despair.

Charles Robert Maturin, Melmoth the Wanderer

[silverloke]

stolen from an insta that has stolen it from someone else 🤷‍♀️

[hardyorange]

one of my favorite things in the WORLD is when people clown on American culture, like those "American culture shock" videos: why yes, it is wild that our stores sell gallon jugs of mayonnaise and a random person will just start talking to you like they know you and you can't go anywhere without a car!!! go on and point out more stuff that I don't even notice every day but is actually pretty ridiculous!!!!!

the thing is though, this only works if you've, y'know, ACTUALLY EXPERIENCED whatever thing you're pointing out

it's like when people talk about "crazy Japanese culture", but then half the time they're just repeating outdated or entirely inaccurate lists of things they saw online; it is far more interesting to point out the every day things that are a bit different than to go, this thing I made up is sooo weird!!! I mean, yeah, I'm sure people would think things that I made up to be weird on purpose were weird, that's not hard! but the conversation is over as soon as people find out it's fake

so it is frustrating when people go, haha, garbage plate, what a weird name, looks gross! or whatever without actually knowing anything about America

not only is it low hanging fruit, but it's also a hyper-regional dish that most Americans have never even heard of

you wanna talk gross American food? girl, all across America there are gas stations kitted out with "roller grills" where logs of pre-cooked hamburger meat with cheez fleckz (tm) get slowly reheated over several hours so that kids on multi hour road trips can more conveniently give themselves indigestion by sucking them down in hotdog bunz from a steam tray that has possibly been circulating the exact same water since the station first opened, washed down with a 64 oz Diet Coke/Rooster Booster slushy float that will keep their blood SURGING past the grease solidifying in their veins well into their early twenties

and all you have to talk about is GRITS?!?!?

[datasoong47]

[ainyan]

Days like today when I look at my sexy husband and my equally sexy wife and realize I'm ruining their lives.

[idkmybffjaden]

check yourself, y'all

[louderfade]

[silverloke]

[j-august]

When Mrs Jane Shelley asked the Elizabethan astrologer-don, John Fletcher of Caius College, Cambridge, to discover what had become of her jointure she got the Delphic answer that 'knaves be knaves'.

Keith Thomas, Religion and the Decline of Magic

[hardyorange]

from @misspiggyforvogueitalia :

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[hauntdungeon]

(stole this cuz op sucked)

rapists aren't some ogre under a bridge, they are who you know. friends family, coworkers, cashiers, doctors, any group you can think of has rapists. they have lives, facilities, jobs, obligations, hobbies. they can seem nice and charming or mean and distant but they always exist.

we have to stop acting like they aren't people you know. rapists are more common than we think

[conifae]

(via Classic Secrets - PostSecret)

[louderfade]