#Troll Branch

[mego2d]

John Dory is eepy.

[thebeddrawer]

(grandma Rosiepuff left the house to visit her best friend aunt Kat for the day giving the brozone brothers control of the house Hoping that they will keep it standing….. hoping)

JD : OK guys what do you want to order from the pizza shop?

Spruce : Hawaii!!!!

Clay : dude ewww pineapple on pizza disgusting!!

Spruce : it’s sweet and savory the perfect combination

Floyd: no it’s not Pepperoni with extra cheese!!!!!

Branch : *making baby noises*

Spruce : do you have any idea the amount of oil in it? John remember when we want to throw the box in the trash the amount of oil that fall from the box no, we’re not ordering it.

Clay : I agree with Spruce order vegetable

Spruce : what kind of kid are you?

Clay : oh, yeah, with extra broccoli

Floyd : broccoli !!!!

Branch : * baby, laughing noises*

JD : seriously vegetables?

Clay : when I want something healthy, you guys are all against it

Spruce : you used to throw the broccoli at my face…AND YOU STILL DO!!!!

Branch : * more baby laughing noises*

Floyd: how about burger?

Spruce & clay : NO !!

Floyd: OK, geez you don’t have to yell…..

*JD went to the shared bedroom to grab his savings*

* spruce clay, and Floyd are still arguing about the type of pizza they should get*

Branch : * more baby noises*

Spruce : it can come in family size !!!

Floyd: it doesn’t taste good !!!!

Spruce : oh shut up taste amazing

Clay : the hell it taste terrible….. sweet and savory really that’s the best combination to you !!!!!!

Spruce : you guys have no taste !!!!

Clay : EXCUSE ME-

Spruce : your excused …..

Branch :* baby, laughing noises*

JD : OK have you guys decided on want you want I’m going to buy for each one of you a pizza

Spruce clay and Floyd : REALLY!!!!!

JD : yeah….

Spruce : Hawaii, Hawaii !!!!!

Clay : vegetables with extra broccoli,

Floyd : pepperoni with extra cheese, 

Branch : *baby noises*

JD : OK……. One Hawaii , one vegetables with extra broccoli and one pepperoni with extra cheese and one baby food coming right up!!!

[riolu4]

Hi I am sorry I didn't start Make Funk Branch Childhood comic But if anyone have any ideas send it, I Have Some Ideas But I Like hear your ideas, so for now I have some Drawing from Funk Branch Different Coloring

[golfgirlviva]

If you don't mind bringing Poppy and Branch because I wanted to ask them about their songs. I don't want you to answer, just Poppy and Branch, that's all. I want them to know how they created those songs

Branch

Poppy

Branch & Poppy

I'll go get them!!!

Poppy: Hi Ayos53!!!!! Questions for us? Aww thanks!!!

Branch: Oh um, hello

Poppy: Look, the first question is for you Branch!

Branch: How did I create this song? Well, I guess I was just messing around in my bunker, or something humming to myself and thinking about a date that I was planning for me and Poppy. I began singing little bits of lyrics and I thought it sounded really good so I wrote them down and eventually pulled together a whole song

Poppy: Branchifer! You little heartthrob!

Branch: 😳 I- uh... It's your turn Poppy!

Poppy: Ooh! Sound of silence! That's a fun song! I'm not the original singer though, it's by a band called Distrolled! My dad sometimes sang it when I was growing up, it was a favourite of his! I sung it to Branch when we were travelling to Bergen Town because I though it was a fun song to match his request for silence!

Branch: Ha! I remember that!

Poppy: Yeah and then you threw my guitar into the fire!!

Branch: Oh yeah... I remember that, sorry Poppifer

Poppy: You're fine Branch, you got me a better guitar after!

Guys you still have one more question to go!

Poppy: Right sorry! What song have you asked us about, let's see, ohhhhh Perfect for me

Branch: Isn't that what we sang after our fight?

Poppy: Yep, well, Ayos53, that song was just I guess, us having so many emotions that we could only process our fight properly and everything else surrounding it through a song, or at least that's what I did

Branch: Yeah I was the same, there were so many things going though my head that I sang to try and make out what my head and heart were truly feeling. I had to admit to myself that I had well and truly fallen for Poppy and, from my perspective then, that we weren't "good for each other" which I know it not true!!!! I had to sing the song to think rationally and understand all my emotions, I still had hope for Poppy and me and that song kept it alive, even after a fight

Poppy: Branch 🥹

[socola]

[suedoodle]

Bros, bros, bros!

[zivazivc]

I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

[mangoshibi]

He practiced those faces before

[bbc-trolls]

Hc Branch is premium cuddle real estate.

[artistmarchalius]

A continuation of this post, inspired by this tag from @ohposhers

[peachiefilms]

OH GOD THEY GOT ME TOO (ft. floyd going through it)

got the clothing idea of floyd from @/99kroi and branch from @/yuis-art cuz im terrible with clothing design 😞 show them both some love and ill give u a lil smooch

(original scenes)

[0ketinha]

I thought

IF Floyd really came back?

then boom

[thebeddrawer]

Okay so I thousand thousand percent agree with @ohposhers about grandma Rosie puff was something of a “heart throb” herself back at the day (and somehow AT THE SAME DAY I was listening to music, imagining how she would look like in her younger age then I got inside Tumblr and then m-BOOM THERE SHE WAS!!!!!!/ I love her design,…. And I got a few questions……..(at the bottom )

So I am guessing that all the brozone brothers have a little something (of her back at the day)

1-John Dory : ready to party (responsibility //////)

2-Bruce :fucking hot (+ Marriage material + father material +good at cocking + responsibility,)/(I would like to imagine that he would sneakily stay up late at night so he can watch a cooking show (he wrote down 3 great recipes and grandma found out that he been losing sleep so she scolded him but then found out about Those recipes and took them…..and she took the credit for those recipes…..Bruce was Shocked )

3-clay : sense of humor (+responsibility)

4-Floyd : cutie ass (+ responsibility + Sarcastic, ,) (and actually they have a similar nose )

5- branch : angel voice (+ she’s sarcastic )

-THE QUESTIONS-

1-how many ex(s) did she had ?

2-does she have a best friend ?(since she have a tramp stamp so I kind of thought who is her best friend I named them already (sorry ) “kat”)

3-did she used to hang out with King Pepe ???(did she had a crush on him?? )

4-and who was the lucky * cough * unlucky * cough * one to tame thisparty animal ????

5-and how exactly did she got the egg??? how was the situation exactly ??(you know what I mean, the father of those abominations)

(please if you’re OK with it, you can answer anytime you want)

[a-lost-crow]

How to save yourself from a lengthy angst fic

[miyuuchii]

i saw zachposting's tweet and i had to draw the bros

[gloww0rms]

what if laios met trolls dreamworks