#Trailerclub

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Forever love that Rafe is trying so hard to be intimidating and agro, and all Barry can do is hold his arms and stare up into the sky like "what the fuck is this boy doin now?"

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Rewatching OBX and Barry ABSOLUTELY heard that Rafe was gonna have to leave and decided that turning him in and having him trapped on the island would be better than losing him— like 1000%.

I don’t think he even knew that the cops were actually out for Rafe until that conversation, he just heard he’d have to leave him and decided he couldn’t just say “please don’t go” and had to turn him in instead lol

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Again. I'm right. And I know its true.

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Rafe got his boyfriend back, found out that he turned him in cause he couldnt stand the thought of him having to leave the island, and decided "actually I'm gonna stay here forever and stand up to my shit father if he tries something to get me to move"

Rafe got Barry back and immediately started standing up to his dad and doing the shit he wants. And refused to leave.

"I got a crew here" babe you have a boyfriend. A possessive one. Who would rather you rot in jail on the island where he can have conjugal visits and phone calls with you than have you leave him. I know you could never tell anyone that but lets be honest.

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“Don’t treat me like you treat women, I know you don’t make them cum” — Barry [Lastname] to Rafe Cameron at some point during their relationship (and he’s right)

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The only reason Rafe knows how to use exel is because he has two spreadsheets dedicated entirely to his sex life cause he finds his own habits and patterns fascinating (hes also a lil bit autistic- but dont tell him)

One is a spreadsheet of almost entirely hookups and relationships that lastest a month at most, listing every time he's had sex, who it was with, a brief description of what they looked like, the date and time it happened, how high/drunk he was and on what, a rating, and a brief description of what they did and well as comments and critiques

The other is specifically about Barry and him, which its almost identitical other than the "who/what did they look like" being void, the high/drunk section being individual "What Rafe was on" "What Barry was on" sections, and the 'comments and critiques' mostly consisting of "he did this and it made me wanna die, this happened and it was the best thing ever, he said this thing in this tone and i caved, i called him this and im pretty sure i saw him crumble" lol

Barry thinks hes fucking INSANE for this and constantly calls him crazy and a freak for it, but he sometimes sneaks a peek at their sheet and finds it just a little hot.

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Rafe dates/sleeps with girls with shorter dark hair so it's easier to picture Barry when he needs to finish

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Two touch-starved insane twinks who dont know how feelings work and are incredibly repressed x an older ex-military bisexual who power bottomed for everyone he was stationed with

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rewatching the cross melting scene and UOFGSDHOFUDSHFODSHUOFGUOSDOGUFDS

"I don't think I got this in me, country club."

"I do."

"I knew you did."

WITH SO MUCH LOVE IN HIS EYES FOR THIS CRAZY BITCH??????

BARRY LOOKING SO DAMN FUCKING FINE IN THAT FUCKING JUMPSUIT, AND SOMEHOW EVEN EXTRA FINE WITH IT RESTING LIKE THAT ON HIM AND THE SUNSET?????

AND BARRY SAYING THEY'RE GOING TO HELL FOR SURE AND RAFE JUST NODDING AND GRINNING SO GENUINELY.

BITCH DOESNT NEED TO BE LOOKING THAT FOINE WHILE MELTING AN ANCIENT ARTIFACT- YALL ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM THE HEARTBREAK WITH YOUR FUCKING HOMOEROTIC TENSION

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Barry making Rafe feel pretty with scars and marks and “facials”

Rafe making Barry feel pretty by petting/playing with his hair and clinging to him constantly and getting close specifically to smell him

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I need to watch Saltburn, if only to write a Saltburn AU for Barry and Rafe /hj

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He’d never do it cause he’s too repressed and toxic but the idea of Rafe in a dress is so funny and endearing to me lol

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Recovering from light bullying trauma around the petname ‘baby’ by writing a shit tonne of fanfic about Barry OBX who will forever refer to Rafe as his baby

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Barry watches John Waters films and considers them high art

that bitch LOVES camp, he loves camp, he loves horror, he loves gay film history, he loves slashers, and he forces Rafe to watch it all and laughs at him for being afraid/uncomfortable/grossed out

He sat him down and made him watch Pink Flamingos and Rafe had his eyes covered for most of it.

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Sofia/Barry/Rafe is just one of them making the other two kiss cause they think it’s hot

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Rafe dragging Barry to a Halloween party and making him dress up, and Barry bringing out his military uniform he almost definitely stole when he got discharged, and Rafe fucking DYING and dropping to his knees lol