#Toy Sheriff Jimmy

[tallowandport]

Toy sheriff Jimmy angst (potential hurt/comfort) idea for Empires s2

What if Solidarity, as a Woody-from-Toy Story-style toy, did have a string you could pull on his back.

And it'd make him involuntarily blurt out catchphrases like "I am the law!" or "I am not a toy!"

So the others are "teasing" (tormenting) him as they always do, and maybe one goes to pull the string, but something different happens this time.

Instead of the normal phrases, it forces Jimmy to say something from his personal inner thoughts.

In this instance, that just so happens to be "why do they hate me so much?"

And things get real quiet real quick.

Anyone can use this idea if they want, just tag/credit me if you do 'cause I'd love to see it ;)

[zombiepatch]

(as seen in scott’s new vid) dude this and the Way he said it absolutely killed me

plus have a version with the table visible because it’s important:

[bucketlmao]

he has been turned into a marketable plushie

presenting my recent and relevant fanart for empires. this part of the lore happened recently like last week right

(hi I made an edit to the og post: removed the version with the slightly blurred background 👍 this one looks better plus you couldn't tell the difference lol)

[froganni]

Picture made possible by the belief that they are both smoll

[ech0ri]

And another cosplay from more than half a year ago! Sheriff Jimmy that is definitely NOT a toy, and definitely does NOT have a pull string on his back!!

[peachsableart]

Messing around with some Sheriff Jimmy designs. Love that silly little toy

I don’t care what anyone says (especially reddit) the hermitcraft x empires crossover was genuinely the best thing they’ve ever done. Western duo (scar and jimmy) you will always be famous.

[thebirdsofgay]

My favorite thing about watching Joel Smallishbeans is that he is literally always vibing on entirely his own wavelength

Like,, oh, you’re all terrified of a demon on the server? Doesn’t exist.

You’re all herding cows to prevent the inevitable food shortage of late-game Life Series seasons? I’ll just ahaha stab that for ya’

You’re all doing Serious Lore? I think the sheriff is a toy and I’m a massive God so I’m gonna turn his town into Andy’s bedroom from Toy Story and sell toys of the sheriff, get sued for copyright infringement by said sheriff, and then willingly forfeit the trial because it furthers my Toy Sheriff Agenda

[mashedmangos]

He's had enough of the disrespect

[squisheyfishey]

Heres some semi old toy sheriff art because i got some followers?? Holy moly?? Thank you so much?!?

[adina123]

Jimmy has been drawn as a canary hybrid and a cod hybrid and a toy but what if he was all three 

He’s a taxidermied harpy he has gills and wings and an alluring voice and is covered with the type of stitches you’d see an a doll

It’s a creepy visual I know but I think it’s interesting and manages to fit the three main hybrids he is known for 

[thebetterdesertduo]

woody :0

[hermitlifemuicals]

I'm not a toy

I look into your eyes and i

am filled with a rage gone blind

it's just a way of saying you don't respect my law

do my actions laws and way

disappoint or shame

is the price that I pay just too tame

close the shop and get ready to sue

I don't look like you

I'm not a toy, I'm just tryna up hold the law

even after all the tease and ridicule I saw

I'm not a toy, I'm a sheriff and a man

it's just a little respect form yous that I demand

I'm not a toy

but how

how does a fountain become an island

how does a rift become a gate way

how dose a toy become a sheriff

how

how dose a swamp become a catalyst

how does worlds history remain

how dose a toy become a sheriff

how does a fountain become an island

how does a rift become a gate way (respect me)

how dose a toy become a sheriff (respect me)

how dose a toy become a selheriff (respect me)

I'm not a toy

[dodiaska]

i got rlly attached to the first empires 2 Jimmy designs, before he got turned into a toy :√

[mlimes-smiles]

whats that puppet boy?

dont tell me what to do >:(

whats that puppet boy?

im not a freak like you!

[lapetitsorciere]

Mythical J. Sausage's take on Jimmy's Villain Arc

As all of us are or have been thinking about possible (or, maybe impossible) Jimmy's villain arc and the way it can go, I offer you to read (or watch, or listen, or do everything at once) Sausage's take on that subject.

I understand that, maybe, not everyone watched Sausage's stream - "Our First Live Stream From Empires SMP Season 2", so not everyone knows that he did an improve of fanfiction ("It's not canon, it's not confirmed lore." - he said.) and told us a story about Jimmy's Villain Arc.

Here it is without any breaks to change music (which are there in the video).

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We are ganna do a little “Jimmy is a toy” story and then I’ll through you in how he becomes a villain and what he’s gonna do in his villain arc. Here it comes.

See if we can improvise this.

Story time.

Ok. Here we go. Ready.

Jimmy’s villain arc. Chapter I by Mythical J. Sausage.

Jimmy is a toy! And everybody knows it, except for Jimmy. But one day, one dark, wet, moist day it was raining in Tumble Town, he had a realization: “Man! Why is my skin so hard? I don’t know. Oh, no! I’m made out of wood, is this not normal?” He opened his eyes and was like, “Oh, no! How did I just notice that I’m made out of wood and all my parts are hard?! Oh, no, how did that happen?” All over sudden he looks back.

Hwpsh. A shot gets shot through the window and breaks the glass.

Out comes this Demon. Was it Xornoth? No! Xornoth ‘ve been dead generations. That was Western soulless demon. He was dressed all in black.

Walks in the door an’ says: “I’ve cursed you, son and now you can see – You’re made out of wood. Open your eyes, everybody sees it. Yes, yes, yes. I did it. You are not gonna do nothing about it!”

And Jimmy was like: “No! They were right! I was blinded this whole time! Get out of here, Demon!”

The Demon then poofs away laughing in the background: “Ha, ha, ha, dummy!”

And then Jimmy’s like, “Man! People were right – I was a toy the whole time.”

And then psh, psh, psh, ps. Thunder. Lightning crashed and it hit Jimmy in the face. Jimmy starts melting, the wood starts burning.

The song is finished.

All over sudden Jimmy starts melting, the wood starts catching flames and he turns into ash – a big old pile of ash on the floor.

The Demon comes back – poof, sees the ashes on the ground. But guess what? The demon wasn’t done with Jimmy. Oh, no, no, no, no.

The demon wasn’t done.

He waved his hands in the air – the ash started to spew up into the sky. A little tornado in Tumble Town appeared and it was all Jimmy ashes. And it all makes sense now that ashes go down and it creates Jimmy from the ground up, but Jimmy is all now covered in mush nasty old ash.

His eyes light up and Jimmy’s eyes turn red.

Jimmy goes; “Yeehaw. Mother beep.” And then Jimmy starts cussing up a storm all down the street.

“Beep-Beep-Beep.” And goes like: “I’m gonna murder every single person I announce as corrupted.”

Jimmy now has the power of shooting himself in the air like a tornado, but it is all like an ashy tornado.

The Demon at the background laughing “Ha-ha-ha-ha. Go murder every single one of these Empires!”

“Mother beep,” Jimmy goes. “Yippie ki yay beep.”

You know, it’s like Jimmy’s cussing up all the way around the town and the Demon’s like: “Go forth and murder everything.”

The tornado starts picking over Jimmy. Evil Jimmy Villain Jimmy arc starts.

Going out the door, out of the saloon, Jimmy shoots a gun, shoots a gun because he has actually two six shooters now. Because Jimmy, Jimmy kills now.

He ends up going all the way to Stratos. His first victim – Joel Thunder Daddy…

Jimmy goes to Stratos, straight to the Heart of the Gods Realm to take out Joel for all the times he called him a toy.

He was right though, but he’s going straight to Stratos. He’s going in, passing the statue of Saint Pearl, passing Donkey Jeremy all the way down the line, cussing up a storm, saying “Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, holy beep”. Beep everywhere. Jimmy’s cussing.

He’s a rated R Jimmy, no longer PG.

All over sudden you hear a lightning bolt: “Bam!”

Joel’s clapping his cheeks – Bam! – clapping ‘em again – Bam! Bam! Bam!

Joel is having a cheek-clapping session – just practicing. Not for any particular reason.

I wasn’t around. I wasn’t. I was resting, sleeping under a tree in Sanctuary.

Jimmy comes down the road, Joel sees him and he’s like: “Oh, look it’s a stupid little toy!”

Jimmy’s like “Beep you! Stratos God, beep you!”

And then Joel’s like: “Ha, ha! You’r not PG no more.”

And then – Fwapa! – Jimmy shoots Joel in the face.

“Fwapa!” – Jimmy shoots Joel in the face again.

“Fwapa!” – shoots him again.

“Pa-pa-pa-pa.” – he has no bullets left in this gun.

Joel’s dead.

Jimmy just killed the God.

Yep. Because those bullets had…

Joel’s dead. Rest in peace, Joel.

Jimmy’s laughing – “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”. ‘t is evil, corrupt Jimmy arc. He’s laughing at the face of a dead God.

Those bullets were made with some kind of evil juice inside them. I don’t know what kind of juice it is. The Demon put it in there.

Joel’s dead. And all over sudden in the background… Hermes just shoots up into sky, looks down at the evil Jimmy.

Hermes is mad.

Hermes says: “You’ve killed my father… You’re gonna die now, little man.” Because Jimmy is still tiny at this point.

Jimmy looks up at Hermes flapping his little wings and his feet and he’s like: “I’m gonna take you out too. I’ve always wanted to, you stupid guy. Bam! Dead! Dead! Bam! Bam!”

Hermes didn’t let him finish. Hermes shoot a lightning bolt straight into Jimmy’s eye.

He burst into a powder all over the place.

The Demon comes behind and says – “You can’t do that!”

“Baba!” – Hermes kills the Demon too.

Hermes starts crying and says – “I had to do it.”

Hermes then goes down where Daddy Joel is, picks ‘im up and says: “Not today, Daddy.”

He touched him in the forehead and Joel comes back to life.

Joel’s like: “What’s just happened?”

Hermes’s like: “Oh. The toy is dead. You don’t need to worry about him no more.”

And Joel’s like: “Ah! Cool!”

And then – Pom, pom, pom – he starts clapping his cheeks in front of Joel, in front of Jimmy’s old rotten body on the floor that has just turned into ash again.

“Pam, pam, pam!” – cheeks clapping over there.

There you go – the end.

Fanfiction done today. Let’s go back to regular music.

And that is Story time with Sausage.

Hermes saved the day, Jimmy’s dead, but he had his villain arc. The Demon is gone too, the little Western Demon’s gone too.

Here you go – Story Time with sausage, a fanfiction of the day – the day, that Jimmy became a villain and Hermes, uh, destroyed him. You’re welcome.

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Timestamps: 41:49 - 54:08

P.S. The Stream was recorded on February 3rd 2023.

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I'm going to give you my own take on Jimmy’s Villain Arc one day (I need more time to write it down). My story is going to be different from Sausage's, this I can promise.

So you can wait for it and see for yourself.

[unkn0wnnn06]

I’m gonna start posting the cosplay photos I have on here so y’all can see them!!

And we’re gonna start with The Sheriff!! (Who is definitely not a toy)

Look at him, staring down a toy- OH GOD HES STRANGLING HIM!!

I think I’m funny, most people probably don’t, but I do