#GODBOSS

[thebirdsofgay]

My favorite thing about watching Joel Smallishbeans is that he is literally always vibing on entirely his own wavelength

Like,, oh, you’re all terrified of a demon on the server? Doesn’t exist.

You’re all herding cows to prevent the inevitable food shortage of late-game Life Series seasons? I’ll just ahaha stab that for ya’

You’re all doing Serious Lore? I think the sheriff is a toy and I’m a massive God so I’m gonna turn his town into Andy’s bedroom from Toy Story and sell toys of the sheriff, get sued for copyright infringement by said sheriff, and then willingly forfeit the trial because it furthers my Toy Sheriff Agenda

[exnusquam]

He was quick on the uptake, for one reason, they were certain; that curse that had kept him going for far too long, and the original knowledge of the very first moment he could ever remember before any of this was foisted upon this once mortal man's burden. The Visitor had willingly struck most of his memories they'd seen out of their own again, for they craved not to experience another being's turmoil in addition to their own so personally.

The shift in the man's demeanor and him averting his eyes to keep his head low was kind of funny to them, despite their reservations. He had already figured out that they weren't just an ordinairy human. But he didn't have to know. Not everything.

Only what was necessary to string him along until they had enough, for the time being anyway.

"Depends on who is asking." Very cryptic, clearly mostly to mess with him for their own amusement, despite their voice showing no hostility whatsoever. The opposite actually; they sounded perfectly cordial.

"Maybe I'm a magician who can materialize for their magnum opus magic trick." That was an obvious provocation. Less out of outright hostility (for now) and more to see how far they could take it, to feel this guy out, and get a grasp on his limits.

They took a step closer, now within armsreach to invade his personal space. Despite the human being taller than them whilst they were in this form, it mattered not. Even if he weren't just an ordinary human with a not so ordinary soul, the Visitor's mere presence was that of something so alien and beyond him that they might as well have been a giant.

"You seem the paranoid sort. Maybe you should get help."

That set of phonemes should have made no sense to him. Yet, when he heard them, they interacted with a memory freshly planted in his mental garden. Freshly planted...? He had no memory of ever learning this language.

This 'Celestican'.

So that was the kind of power this one wielded... All in the interest of keeping their conversations private, no doubt.

Fine then. If those were their terms: He'd bring this knowledge to his own lips.

For as much distrust, as much hatred as he held within his bones... He'd long since rolled over and shown his underside, like a dog begging for mercy. Feral though this stray still was, he could not fight now. Perhaps he wouldn't be able to for another generation. Perhaps even longer than that.

Regardless, he'd keep his head down. Literally, in this moment.

"You appeared out of thin air. Anyone would be curious if they saw that." Spoken in the unfamiliar lexicon, low and quiet. Though, as he thought of what he next wanted to say, something struck him as odd: No words for 'demon' or 'angel' came to him in this tongue.

"What are you?"

[thoughtsandmusingsandideas]

I had a thought for a creator but they didn't believe they were the creator and could influence others into believing it too.

The two characters are Sara kujou and yae miko

@mastadon64 here you go!

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godboss - Kujou Sara and Yae Miko

Kujou Sara

Cw: Sexual innuendos

-Honestly, waking up in Teyvat, you had a hard time convincing yourself you weren’t dreaming

-(It took you tumbling down a hill and slamming into a particularly sharp rock to realize it was not a dream. Also, ow)

-(You ignored the way your blood was golden. You were pretty sure you’d never seen the Genshin characters bleed anyways. It was probably just censoring. Totally.)

-Some way or another, you ended up in Inazuma

-Honestly, it wasn’t as bad as you were expecting

-Most of the creatures were pretty chill, and as long as you avoided the people, you didn’t get in much trouble

-And then you kicked a Tenryou commission officer in the face and got arrested

-You know, jail wasn’t as bad as you expected either!

-Your cellmates weren’t too bad either- one of them asked you if you were god, which was weird, because you didn’t look anything like the Shogun, but you gave him a stick of dango and he shut up

-(You might not have been a god, but the fact that you managed to keep your inventory from the game was the closest thing to a divine blessing that you could imagine. Who needs a gnosis when you have your own pocket dimension?)

-It’s about half an hour before you’re taken from your cell for questioning

-You walk into a small interrogation room, shock igniting in your chest as you spot Kujou Sara

-Wasn’t she important?

-Was kicking that guy in the face really such a grave offense?

-“Are you the Creator God?” She asks, deathly serious

-Why did people keep asking you this???

-You’re pretty sure you don’t look too godly, garbed in stolen clothes that you’re ninety percent sure you put on wrong, a fading bite mark on your arm from when you tried to pet a rifthound, leaves in your hair. Honestly, you looked pretty disheveled, and…

-“Is that your way of saying you think I’m hot? Like… godly or whatever?”

-Considering the way the Tengu’s face turns a vibrant red, you’re either very right, or very wrong

-It’d be funnier if you were right though, so you press on

-“I mean, not that I’m not into it, but I’m feeling kinda iffy about the power dynamic here- prisoner and cop is a cute trope and all, but not all that smart in real life, I mean I get it if it’s a kink or whatever, I know handcuffs are attractive, but as of right now it’s immoral-”

-“Shut up. Please.” Sara mumbled, covering her red face with her hand. Her hair has more volume than usual, tiny sparks of static dancing between the strands

-“… I mean after I get out of prison I’d totally be down to go on a date, and if you feed me well enough I might even let you handcuff me.” You add.

-The silence in the room is heavy

-“Get out.”

-“Yes ma’am. Hm. No. Yes Mommy? Yes Master-“

-You’re cut off by an electrically charged arrow striking the wall beside your head.

-“Out.”

-“Okay!”

-You’re released from prison three days later, now with a whole gaggle of new friends from criminals

-(You ignored the fact that some of them made really important sounding speeches swearing their fealty to you. Also the small shrine they were building in your honor. If you didn’t acknowledge it, it didn’t exist)

-You were surprised that as soon as you left, you were met with a glaring Kujou Sara, who takes your hand in her own

-“Am I being arrested again?”

-“… I’m going to take you on a date. And then I’m going to handcuff you.”

-“Yes Mommy!”

-“I Will Shoot You Again.”

Yae Miko

-You had to admit, stumbling upon a small shrine that seemed to be dedicated to your doppelgänger was creepy

-But you had also just been Isekaied to video game land, so you were pretty adaptable at the moment.

-Or high on adrenaline.

-You pick up one of the Sunsiettas from the shrine, biting down and relaxing, until-

-“Your excellency?!” A voice squeaks, and looking up you see a very frazzled shrine maiden staring at you.

-“Uh. No?” You say, swallowing the Sunsietta.

-The shrine maiden starts sobbing. “Your excellency!”

-“Oh- no- I’m- uh- I’m like you? You know? I’m uh… a messiah? Priest? Prophet? Whatever gets you to stop crying?” You awkwardly pat her head.

-“You- you’re the Creators chosen one?” She blubbers.

-“Uh. Yeah. Totally. Stop crying.”

-“CHOSEN ONE!” And she’s crying again

-After a lot of crying, you’re led to the Grand Narukami shrine, where you’re introduced to the head shrine maiden as the chosen one

-“… Are you sure she’s not just the creator?”

-“You flatter me. I’m just gods favoritist and most specialist little princess.”

-The Kitsune likes this. Perhaps too much, but we’ll let her have her fun

-And thus, the war to get you to admit that you’re the Creator begins, hidden under the guise of her introducing you to chosen one duties

-She takes you on a pilgrimage all across Inazuma first, going to the most dangerous places possible just to put you in danger and save you at the last second, disappointed that you never use godly powers to save (read: reveal) yourself

-She meditates with you, and paints obscure markings on your face when you fall asleep, which you have to pass off as messages from the creator

-She takes you to meet the Shogun, but after leaving you alone for five minutes, returns to you teaching her poker and robbing her blind. You cited divine luck and she pretended she didn’t notice the cards stuffed inside your sleeve

-It ends pretty anticlimactically, actually

-She’s introducing you to the local foxes, when you trip over a rock and face plant into the floor

-And get a nose bleed

-Miko can’t help but doubling over in laughter at the sight of your pout as golden blood drips down your face

-“And how are you explaining this one, Oh revered Chosen One?”

-“Genetic condition.”

-The laughter doubles

[melancholiaenthroned]

also i genuinely dont think john saw the keys but even if he did and lied about it I SUPPORT HIM! gaslight gatekeep godboss.

[therese-lokidottir]

Hey, you know ending loki season 2. I have to say the ending definitely tragic and poetic same ike in myth and mcu loki symbol (sacrifice), I actually kind okey with loki be tree that hold multiverse because well he is a god and gods have job and purpose they existence

But my main problem is that how he end up there, I meant they just giving loki pain and more trauma and make it worst so called friends and lover are hypocrite jerk that not nice to him, so it's so bitter for me loki sacrifice himself again for ungrateful jeak like his Asgard family. This ending is not masterpiece. epic? Maybe but masterpiece? No, it's sad very bitter ending I ever see

It will be bitter sweet if loki actually heal his pains and getting actually nice and kind peoples as his friends but no mcu just decided to make loki get more trauma and pains

And more pain is that the fact no one in main timeline knowing what he sacrifice, only the one inside tva know and probably some entities that can see 'everything ' that knowing what loki sacrifice. I bet mcu will make some characters saying that loki is selfish narcissistic for take throne of time 🙄

I hate that Loki's sacrifice is for these people, these horrid awful cruel people.

I can't get over the fact that these people spent hundreds of years being time fascists with not a second thought are treated as good, likable and nothing is there fault. Sure the tore people from their homes heard their screams and cries, but godboss told them to so that means it's ok. I mean sure they turn the second they learn they were being hurt which means they always had the mental capacity to think for themselves they choose not to, for hundreds of years.

Yes, that pisses be off Loki is made to suffer and constantly has his mistakes thrown in his face. Loki has to die and time fascists get to retire to Argentina or they can keep being time fascists. It takes away any good feeling I could have when I see the TVA still exciting. They separated Loki from his family, they killed his family and Loki sacrifices himself for them and it is never once acknowledged that their "ends justify the means" was wrong, was cruel and if they thought of other people first so many lives would have been spared.

[linuxgamenews]

Get Ready for Great God Grove: A Unique Puzzle Adventure Game

Great God Grove funny puzzle adventure game has Linux support in sight with Windows PC. Thanks to the skilled LimboLane development team for their exceptional work. Due to make its way onto Steam. So, I just got wind of this new project from LimboLane, the creators of Smile For Me. They're releasing Great God Grove in 2024, and it's shaping up to be something really unique. And, there are sights on native support.

...we're "interested in making the game available for Linux pending our development schedule. The game is built in Unity.

LimboLane, the creative minds behind Great God Grove, are hard at work developing the title using Unity, primarily focusing on Windows PC. They're also working on native Linux support. As for the release schedule, it's still being finalized, so a day-one release is possible, but it's a bit early to confirm that just yet. The world's on the brink of chaos, the top god's lost it, and everything's going awry. In this madness, you're the mail carrier but here's the twist: your job is very important. Since you're the one keeping the lines of communication open in a world filled with humans, deities, and a bunch of eccentric characters.

Great God Grove Reveal Trailer

Now, every once in a while, the gods have this meeting to delay the end of the world. But this time, things are totally out of control. The god who's supposed to be all about communication has started fights and then just left. With the so-called King gone and the deities in a mess, there's a huge rift in the sky that needs closing, or else it's game over for everyone. Here's where Great God Grove gets even more interesting. Your tool? The TRUSTY MEGAPON. It's not your average postal gear; think of it as a mail-cannon that sucks up dialogues and shoots them back out to solve puzzles. You'll come across around 60 different characters. Each has their own stories and issues. Your job? Listen to them, understand what's going on, and then deliver the right messages. It's all about making connections and seeing how your actions impact their reactions. The gods in this world are anything but ordinary. You've got a deity for TEAMWORK, one for LOVE SONGS – Great God Grove gas a mix-up that makes you wonder who's really running the show. Now, get ready for a vivid, expansive world with eight unique gods, and gameplay that switches between third and first-person views. There's a lot to explore and discover. Think you're ready for godly crushes, pumpkin fights, and puppets cooking? But there are things even you might not be ready for – like Grovekeeping and Godbossing. And let's not forget the very survival of the world is at stake. This funny puzzle adventure project isn't just another addition to your library. Great God Grove is a deep experience that's due to redefine how we interact with storytelling and world-building. So be sure to Wishlist it on Steam, due in 2024 on Linux and Windows PC.

[fabon-god-blog]

kicked that stank ass lucifer out the pearly gates feeling pretty #godboss

[settkaioto-blog]

I'll punch your totem with love, if you reflect on my skill I'm set ablaze with Sensation, and it's my only will I'm a gangstar, you better not doubt that But I got no one in my gang, so I'll reroute rap I'm here to smoke on you motherfucker I'm a smoking Globetrotter Instead of saying "What up" I'm sane - "I'm Sett Uppercutter" Do you deny my level? -It's up to me I'm Number Eleven, but I got DragonKi I'm Cosmological, try to figure me out I'm on a doublescale, but I'm trying to find a new route I got a god-family, -They help me when I'm wronged By Energy and Intentions, that dares to test me like a Kong Don't get me wrong, - I can handle myself When time comes I don't deny it, I just put it on the recordshelf Don't tape me when I dwell, -I'll stab you in your heart I've been sleeping with a knife, because people ain't to smart I can't blame them though, - Atleast not if it's Maniruption I just adapt to it, that's how I learned Sunoction I hate corruption, -Trying to figure out what to do with it No Adoption, But I can be, so if you got it better sit My mind is on it's grit, every word I rap hits crit I know it because of my wits - I can't take too many hits So I heard you witnessed - my formal quickness - The litness Let me lick your tits, best - Some say I'm on my sickness, - But it been my true nature My natural color is brown Just like my hair When I'm coming to your town Maybe I'll share Be aware - I'm a Python All the knowledge that I do sit on Is very rare in collection You better know that I best them All the people who is testing Maybe someone should be ash-resting Whatever I'm manifesting - It always turn out alright Maybe it's because of that I'm living in the light My heart is very bright, it got star-power in it If you're just like me, you'll know that you'll win it I chill with DNA, because I got it in me, ay When I'm don sane, I'm turning I'm turning into Slay Sometimes when I'm grey, I just don't know what to do So I'm turning to the paper, trying to find something new to shoot Now I know what to do - Hella hyped as fuck I'm going to the stage and I'm giving it up Blow me, if you don't like what I got If you don't like lave, better (STAHP!)

Sett Kaioto

[regrief]

 @lobselvith​ says:  ‘ tell it to yourself.  say it’s just a nightmare. ’ // hope you don't mind me popping in here 

     the  cry  that  tears  suddenly  from  his  throat  as  he  falls  back  and  lands  hard  on  his  backside  reverberates  between  the  room’s  rusted,  metallic  walls.  wide  eyes,  alight  with  panic,  come  to  rest  momentarily  on  that  which  he’d  tripped  over  in  his  fearful  haste -- a  dead  body,  by  the  looks  of  it,  left  to  unceremoniously  bleed  out  after  what  he  could  liken  only  to  a  massive  craniotomy,   the  jagged,  mutilated  mass  of  its  brain  bared  for  all  to  see.  amidst  the  blood  soaking  into  its  clothes,  james  swears  he  catches  a  glimpse  of  green  fabric,  the  hue  almost  unsettling  in  its  familiarity. 

       an  attempt  to  put  as  much  distance  between  himself  and  this  new  entity  proves  futile  as  he  clumsily  scurries  backwards  across  the  floor,  only  for  his  back  to  quickly  collide  with  a  wall.  his  pulse  echoes  in  his  ears,  the  almost  deafening  sound  matched  only  by  the  words  that  inexplicably  enter  his  mind,  a  voice  that  manages  to  sound  like  every  soul  and  no  living  being  all  at  once.  the  creature’s  elongated  limbs,  its  lean  musculature  twisted  and  split  in  a  grotesque  show,  move  almost  tauntingly  as  he  perceives  it  to  fix  its  eyeless  gaze  on  him. 

       its  voice  almost  seems  to  slip  from  various  cracks  in  the  walls,  the  erosion  in  nearby  rust,  and  still  it  originates  very  distinctly  from  his  mind,  a  voice  that  simultaneously  feels  as  though  it’s  been  there  forever  and  should  never  have  been  let  in.  his  skull  throbs  as  he  shakes  his  head,  willing  every  muscle  to  look  away  from  the  strange  entity,   and  finding  himself  unable. 

       ‘ you--  you’re not real, ’   he  practically  gasps,  stumbling  over  the  words  he  so  desperately  wants  to  believe.  dull  nails  dig  half - crescents  into  his  palms,  trying  to  ground  himself  with  the  pain.   ‘ haven’t  you  done  enough?  what  more  do  you  want  from  me? ’ 

[transjess]

Today’s toxic bi representation: literal biblical god who watched all of your suffering and was very entertained by it

diversity win! god the absent father who abandoned his celestial children for millennia and personally caused everything bad in your life for his own amusement is bisexual! 🏳️‍🌈

[jods-duplicitous-sluts]

Don't forget the smattering of chapters from the point of view of God....except this god was a scientist turned magic girl who is the king of gaslight, gatekeep, godboss.

Welcome to The Locked Tomb! Our books are told through the point of view of

-jock stuck at a renn faire murder mystery party

-schizophrenic malnourished teenager granted unspeakable power

-a baby. Like an actual 6 month old infant.

Good luck!

[gaydresmp]

GeorgeNotFound using xe/xem and dreamXD using fae/faem <3 nonbinary man and xaer eldritch god lover

—🧵

POWER COUPLE POWER COUPLE. LOVE THEM

[blog-on-a-log]

girlboss more like GODboss

[paneerlajwanti]

godbless godspeed godboss

[lemonyoatmilk]

No, but they do be serving cunt💅 gaslight gatekeep godboss👁️💅💋🍭

The Lords in Black deserve to have silly sleepovers too

[imscaredofart]

Ight ill be talking about the three last guys because I'm like in love with them and if you arent fuck you you're wrong So like the two-winged people are gods the dude who was getting beaten up is a god of wind a bit of a younger god who is just a little guy who is a little bit fucked up ! but not because he's evil he's just. An idiot. An idiotic bitch. A great god tho always does his job and does it well (like in my universe the god of wind usually not only like is responsible for winds n everything, but also he's the patron of free-minded people and those who are seeking for freedom as well and also sailors and hunters have a special place in his stinky little dumb heart) BUT he fucked up big time by making the other guy (fargo, he's the only one with a name because I dont know how to name the other two yet because I just havent seen the names thatd fit imo) his vessel and WHY he fucked up Im going to say a bit later the other person is the god/dess of love and theyre like literally the most powerful god out there because like well it's really just very personal to me because I think that love is the most powerful thing and world is just full of it and everything that we mere mortals do is in the name of love whether we want it or not and it's just my morals n shit so fuck off anyways she's in charge of all the gods because she chooses when an individual is worhy of becoming a god and they grant those poor souls with a gift of eternal life and being a powerful creature that nothing can defeat + you get funky powers ! as a treat lol. So like yeah as I've said earlier she's like the godboss so other gods have always told her if they're going to do something very important for example make someone their vessel because there's like no limits for gods to create a vessel and to prevent them of creating literal armies of unkillable mortals who worship a god and do anything in their name (because boy oh boy that shit happened alright) she MUST give permission to that or at least know about that type of stuff. BUT!!! the wind bitch <3 didn't do shit <3 and he was just like 'hey god mommy <3 look who i found' and they were like WHAT did you FUCKING do YOU STUPID MASSIVE PIECE OF SHIT because out of ALL people in the world do you know whomst did the wind guy choose? Fargo, also known as the Legendary God Slayer

so yeah fun fact about the fargo guy <3 he's a retired god killer because believe it or not but gods CAN be slain but it's like the worst thing anyone could do ever because the person who chooses that path a) destines themselves to be forever alone in their immortality, b) literally kills gods wtf, c) makes a pact with an evil entity that wishes to bring chaos everywhere it can, d) must hurt their loved one, and not in a physical way, but in an emotional way not using their power or their blade, but rather the edge of their words by saying something that is so painful to the other that it would literally break their entire core, their soul, and leave it shattered until the end of their lives, and then leave without permission nor the ability to apologise EVEN if they break their pact with the entity. so yeah fargo (who windgod thought to be just some random thief who was just freed from prison, in whom he felt 'an unbelievable amount of willingness to bring freedom to others' and he thought that it's because fargo was some sort of a robin hood who stole from the rich and gave it to the poor so he was like lmao cool dude mine now, though wind man wasn't wrong about what he saw in that motherfucker) is a literal godslayer who made god mommy real mad back in the good ol' days when he killed literally half the gods and went to kill the goddess of love aka the main bitch but he didn't and they had a lovely chat by the end of which their holyness decided that fargo wasn't that bad because he had good intentions in his heart but the way he wanted to achieve his goal were fucked up so she sympathised him and as her forgiveness and curse she granted him the freedom of leaving the pact he's made, but he was not allowed to fix his mistakes nor was he made mortal + he was prohibited to have ANYTHING to do with gods because what the fuck you've done enough dude leave. BUT!!! wind god is like <3 wow nice guy and fargo is like oh god no and love is like wind god my dear my sweetie my honey pie why are you this stupid oh right wind-headed makes sense But anyways this is getting long basically wind dude just tried to make himself a vessel and fargo was just unfortunate enough to be there and love is displeased and commits violence