#gaslight gatekeep godboss

[exnusquam]

He was quick on the uptake, for one reason, they were certain; that curse that had kept him going for far too long, and the original knowledge of the very first moment he could ever remember before any of this was foisted upon this once mortal man's burden. The Visitor had willingly struck most of his memories they'd seen out of their own again, for they craved not to experience another being's turmoil in addition to their own so personally.

The shift in the man's demeanor and him averting his eyes to keep his head low was kind of funny to them, despite their reservations. He had already figured out that they weren't just an ordinairy human. But he didn't have to know. Not everything.

Only what was necessary to string him along until they had enough, for the time being anyway.

"Depends on who is asking." Very cryptic, clearly mostly to mess with him for their own amusement, despite their voice showing no hostility whatsoever. The opposite actually; they sounded perfectly cordial.

"Maybe I'm a magician who can materialize for their magnum opus magic trick." That was an obvious provocation. Less out of outright hostility (for now) and more to see how far they could take it, to feel this guy out, and get a grasp on his limits.

They took a step closer, now within armsreach to invade his personal space. Despite the human being taller than them whilst they were in this form, it mattered not. Even if he weren't just an ordinary human with a not so ordinary soul, the Visitor's mere presence was that of something so alien and beyond him that they might as well have been a giant.

"You seem the paranoid sort. Maybe you should get help."

That set of phonemes should have made no sense to him. Yet, when he heard them, they interacted with a memory freshly planted in his mental garden. Freshly planted...? He had no memory of ever learning this language.

This 'Celestican'.

So that was the kind of power this one wielded... All in the interest of keeping their conversations private, no doubt.

Fine then. If those were their terms: He'd bring this knowledge to his own lips.

For as much distrust, as much hatred as he held within his bones... He'd long since rolled over and shown his underside, like a dog begging for mercy. Feral though this stray still was, he could not fight now. Perhaps he wouldn't be able to for another generation. Perhaps even longer than that.

Regardless, he'd keep his head down. Literally, in this moment.

"You appeared out of thin air. Anyone would be curious if they saw that." Spoken in the unfamiliar lexicon, low and quiet. Though, as he thought of what he next wanted to say, something struck him as odd: No words for 'demon' or 'angel' came to him in this tongue.

"What are you?"

[thoughtsandmusingsandideas]

I had a thought for a creator but they didn't believe they were the creator and could influence others into believing it too.

The two characters are Sara kujou and yae miko

@mastadon64 here you go!

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godboss - Kujou Sara and Yae Miko

Kujou Sara

Cw: Sexual innuendos

-Honestly, waking up in Teyvat, you had a hard time convincing yourself you weren’t dreaming

-(It took you tumbling down a hill and slamming into a particularly sharp rock to realize it was not a dream. Also, ow)

-(You ignored the way your blood was golden. You were pretty sure you’d never seen the Genshin characters bleed anyways. It was probably just censoring. Totally.)

-Some way or another, you ended up in Inazuma

-Honestly, it wasn’t as bad as you were expecting

-Most of the creatures were pretty chill, and as long as you avoided the people, you didn’t get in much trouble

-And then you kicked a Tenryou commission officer in the face and got arrested

-You know, jail wasn’t as bad as you expected either!

-Your cellmates weren’t too bad either- one of them asked you if you were god, which was weird, because you didn’t look anything like the Shogun, but you gave him a stick of dango and he shut up

-(You might not have been a god, but the fact that you managed to keep your inventory from the game was the closest thing to a divine blessing that you could imagine. Who needs a gnosis when you have your own pocket dimension?)

-It’s about half an hour before you’re taken from your cell for questioning

-You walk into a small interrogation room, shock igniting in your chest as you spot Kujou Sara

-Wasn’t she important?

-Was kicking that guy in the face really such a grave offense?

-“Are you the Creator God?” She asks, deathly serious

-Why did people keep asking you this???

-You’re pretty sure you don’t look too godly, garbed in stolen clothes that you’re ninety percent sure you put on wrong, a fading bite mark on your arm from when you tried to pet a rifthound, leaves in your hair. Honestly, you looked pretty disheveled, and…

-“Is that your way of saying you think I’m hot? Like… godly or whatever?”

-Considering the way the Tengu’s face turns a vibrant red, you’re either very right, or very wrong

-It’d be funnier if you were right though, so you press on

-“I mean, not that I’m not into it, but I’m feeling kinda iffy about the power dynamic here- prisoner and cop is a cute trope and all, but not all that smart in real life, I mean I get it if it’s a kink or whatever, I know handcuffs are attractive, but as of right now it’s immoral-”

-“Shut up. Please.” Sara mumbled, covering her red face with her hand. Her hair has more volume than usual, tiny sparks of static dancing between the strands

-“… I mean after I get out of prison I’d totally be down to go on a date, and if you feed me well enough I might even let you handcuff me.” You add.

-The silence in the room is heavy

-“Get out.”

-“Yes ma’am. Hm. No. Yes Mommy? Yes Master-“

-You’re cut off by an electrically charged arrow striking the wall beside your head.

-“Out.”

-“Okay!”

-You’re released from prison three days later, now with a whole gaggle of new friends from criminals

-(You ignored the fact that some of them made really important sounding speeches swearing their fealty to you. Also the small shrine they were building in your honor. If you didn’t acknowledge it, it didn’t exist)

-You were surprised that as soon as you left, you were met with a glaring Kujou Sara, who takes your hand in her own

-“Am I being arrested again?”

-“… I’m going to take you on a date. And then I’m going to handcuff you.”

-“Yes Mommy!”

-“I Will Shoot You Again.”

Yae Miko

-You had to admit, stumbling upon a small shrine that seemed to be dedicated to your doppelgänger was creepy

-But you had also just been Isekaied to video game land, so you were pretty adaptable at the moment.

-Or high on adrenaline.

-You pick up one of the Sunsiettas from the shrine, biting down and relaxing, until-

-“Your excellency?!” A voice squeaks, and looking up you see a very frazzled shrine maiden staring at you.

-“Uh. No?” You say, swallowing the Sunsietta.

-The shrine maiden starts sobbing. “Your excellency!”

-“Oh- no- I’m- uh- I’m like you? You know? I’m uh… a messiah? Priest? Prophet? Whatever gets you to stop crying?” You awkwardly pat her head.

-“You- you’re the Creators chosen one?” She blubbers.

-“Uh. Yeah. Totally. Stop crying.”

-“CHOSEN ONE!” And she’s crying again

-After a lot of crying, you’re led to the Grand Narukami shrine, where you’re introduced to the head shrine maiden as the chosen one

-“… Are you sure she’s not just the creator?”

-“You flatter me. I’m just gods favoritist and most specialist little princess.”

-The Kitsune likes this. Perhaps too much, but we’ll let her have her fun

-And thus, the war to get you to admit that you’re the Creator begins, hidden under the guise of her introducing you to chosen one duties

-She takes you on a pilgrimage all across Inazuma first, going to the most dangerous places possible just to put you in danger and save you at the last second, disappointed that you never use godly powers to save (read: reveal) yourself

-She meditates with you, and paints obscure markings on your face when you fall asleep, which you have to pass off as messages from the creator

-She takes you to meet the Shogun, but after leaving you alone for five minutes, returns to you teaching her poker and robbing her blind. You cited divine luck and she pretended she didn’t notice the cards stuffed inside your sleeve

-It ends pretty anticlimactically, actually

-She’s introducing you to the local foxes, when you trip over a rock and face plant into the floor

-And get a nose bleed

-Miko can’t help but doubling over in laughter at the sight of your pout as golden blood drips down your face

-“And how are you explaining this one, Oh revered Chosen One?”

-“Genetic condition.”

-The laughter doubles

[melancholiaenthroned]

also i genuinely dont think john saw the keys but even if he did and lied about it I SUPPORT HIM! gaslight gatekeep godboss.

[transjess]

Today’s toxic bi representation: literal biblical god who watched all of your suffering and was very entertained by it

diversity win! god the absent father who abandoned his celestial children for millennia and personally caused everything bad in your life for his own amusement is bisexual! 🏳️‍🌈

[jods-duplicitous-sluts]

Don't forget the smattering of chapters from the point of view of God....except this god was a scientist turned magic girl who is the king of gaslight, gatekeep, godboss.

Welcome to The Locked Tomb! Our books are told through the point of view of

-jock stuck at a renn faire murder mystery party

-schizophrenic malnourished teenager granted unspeakable power

-a baby. Like an actual 6 month old infant.

Good luck!

[qwertyfingers]

gaslight gatekeep godboss <3

[steadfastcommerce]

Gaslight

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[g1deonthen1nth]

incoherent ramblings on chapter 2 oh joy: i like when thibgs do this thing where they actually explore the shitty parts of being powerful its very good. gaslight gatekeep godboss ✨i hate this crusty bitch already he has bad vibes. ah, the evil snail conundrum, how quaint. ohhh god oh fuck is this gideon are those eyes gold bc of gideon shit. ortus (derogatory). wait did she ?? forget gideon ?? im. gonna eat concrete fr

[lemonyoatmilk]

No, but they do be serving cunt💅 gaslight gatekeep godboss👁️💅💋🍭

The Lords in Black deserve to have silly sleepovers too

[phantajam]

shitty drawing of a big gate on some clouds (heaven) with the text "gaslight gatekeep godboss" 

[argonphoenix]

gaslight gatekeep godboss.

[sleepycoffins-and-benhargreeves]

Guys new term just dropped, introducing Godboss

podcast finales are like: killing your boss. killing god. killing your boss who is also god.

[havensglow-reblogs]

Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godboss

“Tales from the Pit” #2546