#Toni asks

[shotmrmiller]

Imagine price has a huge crush on medic reader, and one day while reader is patching him up their say “you remind me of my dad”….price is HEART BROKEN, the person that he’s been chasing after, making him look like a fool sees him as a father figure and not future husband material, later he tells the team about this and ghost chimes in like “you know you could use this to your advantage, like some women like men like that, think it’s called a DILF”, after that price becomes a certified dilf, calling you a “good girl/boy” and rolling up his sleeves every chance he gets, he’ll also be more strict with you

could never be me. what dad?

ghost being the wingman and telling him to stop using rogaine and let those silver hairs shine. DILF MATERIAL.

instead of the regular dad ruffling of hair, he flattens his palm on the crown of your head and gives your hair a tug. his heart almost leaps out of his throat when you groan cuz you have an oncoming headache or something.

fully hopping on that.

[byrdtrollsunoreversearchive]

Toni you really don't think your boss kinda has a point?

"I'm sorry" He says. "He really like his err, ancestor fanfiction? conspiracy theory? But its nonsense."

"Thats not what's happening here Toni."

"Whatever you say boss."

"This is the SAME MAN"

"Hikaru's clearly his descendant. I'm sorry but you cannot tell me that man is 500 sweeps old. He has the eyes of a baby seal!"

"...what?"

"Hikaru looks REALLY YOUNG!" He says. "Besides, Kokoro Kimura would never betray the mafia."

"Why not."

"Him and Midas were in love. Everyone knows that, they're like the mom and dad of the mafia! They were very famously in love, Midas was heartbroken by his death, Kokoro wouldn't fake his death to 'escape' him."

Sunset stares at him for an age.

"I'm sorry" he says, "But which one of us is writing ancestor fanfiction now?"

"This is different. This is normal Mafia respect for the ogs. Maybe if you want to be in the business you should learn it."

"Okay but do you have a reason to believe they were too 'in love' to quarrel thats based on historical facts and not Midas's retelling of the story?"

"Because- forgo everything you heard growing up on the street- everything you've seen scribbled onto the sides of one of those stupid shrines- and look at newspapers and letters and telegrams from that period instead."

"Midas and Kokoro were not seen in public often in the months leading up to Kokoro's 'death'. They're even eyewitness accounts of them quarrelling on how the mafia was run."

"Look at this correspondance between Kokoro and Gihyun from 643. Does it not sound like a man frustrated with his partner?"

"And he wonders why the boys don't like him" Toni says to the audience, aside.

"Stop talking to whoever that is. I'm talking to YOU, Toni. I'm not crazy."

"Uh huh. Do the butts match"

[aslov3rsgo]

"Yes you are~" Steve growled as he captured her lips into a heated kiss. He spanked her ass, squeezing it as he kept making her grind against him.

She moaned into his mouth as he spanked her again, happily grinding back against his cock.

[superlustersnew52]

Hypnotizing Blowjob (Karen, Toni or Darcy. Dealer's choice. Lol.)

Send 'hypnotizing blowjob' for my muse to eagerly suck your muse's dick to orgasm after your muse hypnotized my muse.

Toni moaned as she sucked on her Master's cock. He'd been so convincing, teaching her how much she wanted to submit to him and suck on his cock, how much she longed to taste his cum. And his cock did feel good buried down her throat. It was like she was born to serve him...

[tinystepsforward]

idk how many of you remember this but a few years ago tumblr ran a universally panned ad campaign for (us american) pride month that went "the gayest place on the internet".

well someone planning that campaign dropped in to ask the queer automatticians for advice on that and universally me and the other trans people involved were like "don't do it. i am so serious. don't do it. people on tumblr won't understand that it wasn't automattic who instituted the porn ban, or they will, but they'll recognize that automattic hasn't done anything, hands tied or not, to reverse it. nobody will like this. it will be a disaster." and they thanked us for our thoughts and went ahead with it anyway and then had to do retrospectives about how badly it went and were like "we just didn't know" and [gestures] yeah [edit: i think the person who rbed saying it was queerest place on the internet was right, my brain is fried, sorry! and that's... even worse lmao]

[sualne]

he's fiiiiine.

[baby-xemnas]

I LOVE BEPO AND CHOPPER ANNOUNCING THE HIGHLIGHT REEL

[ask-spiderpool]

[forged-in-kaoss]

What can you do when you can't even pull yourself out of the water? NOTHING! THAT'S WHY I NEED HELP! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE SWORDS, YOU BASTARD. I can't navigate. I can't cook. I can't lie, either. I'm confident that I can't live without help!

[shotmrmiller]

Ok but line cook Simon would deal with customers himself that give you trouble. Like if you came in crying because a customer yelled at you for getting his order wrong (which you didn’t)? He rips the plate from your hands and marches up to that customer.

naw, simon's def got a violent history. he'll just ask you --in a tender tone you've never really heard him use before-- what the customer looks like. you have an inkling as to why he's asking but you're just so upset. you'd had day after day of shit tips, mean tables and your car's tire popped this morning that you're just over it.

his gaze is eerily blank as you describe the customers' hair color and outfit. he'll give you a pat on the bum (can't keep his hands off you even when your eyes are glassy with tears. maybe he likes it idk) and tells you to let him know when the table leaves.

johnny will coo at you that whatever happens is not, under any circumstance, your fault. it is simon's decision alone, you had nothing to do with it. but it's best that you come home with them for the next week or two, just to keep you safe.

[atomikats]

Chopper and zoro having a nice nap on the deck 👉 👈

gotta shut him up somehow

[andaniellight]

one of the funniest gigs in pre-timeskip was that whenever Zoro tried to be considerate with the coward trio while handling their eager stupid captain is that this thing would bound to happen regardless of anything at all....

and then the aftermath would be like:

[aslov3rsgo]

"Good slut~" Steve growled as he ground his thick cock against her ruined walls. He spanked her ass again as Bucky slowly pulled out of her ass.

Toni whimpered at the loss before first kissing Bucky, then Steve. "Your slut," she agreed against Steve's lips.

[mostly-marvel-musings]

How about “nope no nada, no using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore” + using sex to get our favorite insomniac Mr. Stank to take a break from work and come to bed?

Old tricks

A/N: I was waiting for this prompt, can’t believe it was in my inbox the whole time and I missed it. Leave a comment, heart or reblog if you’ve enjoyed reading :)

Pairing: Tony Stark x Reader

Warning: 18+ sex themes, fluff

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“How long has it been since he last took a nap, FRI?” You sighed, closing the book you were currently reading before stifling a yawn.

Thirty eight hours and counting, Mrs. Stark.

He was at it again. After promising that he would join you in bed early today, Tony Stark was still in the basement, nose deep in inventing yet another device that would potentially save the universe.

Rolling your eyes you threw the sheets off of your legs, rummaging through your closet to find the oldest trick in the book of ‘Getting your husband to obey’.

A set of lingerie was usually your go to but tonight, you decided on going down to his lab wearing nothing but a silky robe that you planned on discarding the moment he would lay eyes on you.

Overriding his protocol with FRIDAY’S help, you entered his lab and were met with an immediate blast of cold air; it fortunately worked in your favour, pebbling your nipples and making them evident against the flimsy piece of fabric.

Your husband stood hunched over his table that displayed varied diagrams and models with a blue glowing light that made his features appear exhausted. He probably was. Not that he would ever admit.

“Hello husband.”

You murmured, hugging the man from behind and wrapping your arms around his middle, feeling his tight muscles against your soft flesh, the contrast making you frown.

Tony sighed, melting against your touch immediately, as his hands stopped working to cover yours in a reassuring way.

“Are you planning on warming your side of the bed any time soon? Perhaps your wife would like some company too..”

Turning in your arms, he leaned in to kiss your lips in a wordless apology before stopping, his strained eyes grazing down your form, taking you in.

“What are you doing, Y/N?”

“What?” You feigned innocence, grabbing his hands and bringing them to the front of your robe, beginning to unfasten the ties.

Letting out a defeated grunt, Tony’s head planted itself against your shoulder, stopping your movements at once.

“Nope. No. Nada. No using sex to get me to do things you want, it’s not going to work anymore.” You grinned because his voice lacked conviction, and the fact that he hadn’t pushed you away meant you had already won.

“Isn’t it?”

You smirked, undoing the belt completely now to reveal what the robe barely covered. Opening an eye, Tony drank your glorious self in, not finding enough reason to resist. With your nipples turned into buds and the glistening between your thighs, he was powerless.

Tony Stark simply wasn’t built to resist your persuasion.

Taking the robe off completely, you stepped back and turned to head out of his lab, throwing the robe over the shoulder with a knowledge that it had probably landed on his head.

“You’re just gonna wander around the house naked now?” He called after you, cock stirring in his pants at the sight of your curves sashaying their way out, just for him as you shrugged in response.

“Maybe I’ll try another good old trick. Perhaps that toy you designed for our anniversary?”

There was a curse word uttered under his breath before Tony Stark shut off his lab for the night and made a beeline in your direction, refusing to let his wife pleasure herself with anything that wasn’t his cock or tongue.

Find Part 2 here!

[koobiie]

i just know sanji would go crazy for ratatouille i know this 100% for a fact

bonus sanji singing la festin :-]

[ironshieldchild]

THERES NO FUCKING WAY