#Tom selleck

[wheneverfeasible]

Eddie Munson headcanon that has no basis in canon whatsoever but I love it anyways.

Eddie has a crush on Tom Selleck, specifically for his role as Magnum P.I. that he secretly watches whenever Wayne is gone. The hairy chest, mustache, and thick thighs really do it for him.

So really? How is he supposed to look at Steve in all his hairy and thick thighed glory and not fall hopelessly in love with him?

And then one Halloween, after Eddie accidentally lets slip that he likes Magnum P.I., Steve arrives at a Halloween party dressed as him. Eddie can’t control his blushing every time he looks at Steve, and over the course of the night, Steve’s buttons on his Hawaiian shirt come more and more undone.

Three weeks later Eddie wakes up in a cold sweat realizing Steve had been flirting with him all night and he was just too stupid to realize it at the time.

Afterwards, when Steve’s and Eddie’s sweat is cooling as they’re laying in a tangle of limbs in Steve’s bed, Steve makes an offhand remark that he’s thinking of growing a mustache out.

Eddie vows that, legal or not, he’s going to marry this man one of these days.

[yotsaba]

[cosmonautroger]

Tom Sellek, Magnum P.I.

[sunlightmurdock]

unbelievably not okay about this . need him on every level known to man

[blackpilledkremlintsarina5294]

[astralbondpro]

Magnum P.I. // S02E12 The Jororo Kill

[mydreamfortress]

Warm, masculine, and classic American.

[sempredomingo]

[atomic-chronoscaph]

High Road to China movie poster art by Morgan Kane (1983)

[gameraboy2]

Magnum, P.I. (1980), "Skin Deep"

[truckman816]

Tom

[officiallylatetotheparty]

Nobody tells someone to "f*ck off" quite like Matt Berry.

Or Thomas Selleck.

[pl4ygr0undl0ve]

Dilfs>>>>

[koitaxathetameidiot]

free me from the clutches of middle aged men with mustaches

[dadsinsuits]

Tom Selleck

[eccentricallygothic]

Thinking about Thomas Magnum's huge cock… 

“Oh! Oh, Tom!” There weren't many people who called him that. Or rather, were allowed to call him that. “Oh!” But as you let out the most obscene, throaty moans while fingering his tamed curls, Thomas only growled and thrusted deeper into you, prompting you to keep going. 

You were so painfully stretched around his humongous girth that the strain it put on the rim of your poor pussy was almost too much for you to handle. You felt the ticklish feel of his mustache all over the skin of your chest where Thomas was licking, sucking, biting and marking all the spots he pleased. 

“Oh— oh! God!” A choked whine escaped you when he latched his mouth onto your hardened nipple next, his wet and hot tongue swirling around the sensitive nub before he let his teeth bite down on it. Your pussy was being forced to expand yet again. Thomas' cock was overly lubed with your juices and your greedy little hole was too eager to swallow up everything that the older man had to offer you than was good for it. 

“No God here, pretty girl. Just me” his balls tried to help themselves into your wet cunt with each animalistic thrust that he was giving you, your helpless legs that were looped around his waist bouncing with each fuck of his hips. Thomas’ cock was hard with arousal and its base was heavy with his impending load. 

“Hng!” Your features twisted from the bitter-sweet blend of pain and pleasure. 

“So—” he winced before manhandling your clawish hands above your head in one of his, using the other one to hold you down so you'd stay put and let him pound your pussy without you moving about. “Shut up and let me fuck you proper.” His blunt words were followed by a soft kiss on the lips and your eyes rolled to the back of your head from the duality. He could be fucking you into oblivion but calling you the sweetest names and giving you the most tender kisses and caresses.

Tom pressed you down into the mattress by placing a hand on your stomach and letting his hips go into bludgeon mode, the force that his huge body was coming up with being so strong that you could feel pangs of his fucking all the way in your cervix. All you could do was lay back and cry out with a parted mouth while choking his fat cock with your tiny opening.