#Toilet plumber

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[sentientstump]

goodbye waynehouse, i have a job now

[somepeople13]

No worries mom, it just needs a good smack.

[thegoodmorningman]

Okay but seriously flushable wipes are not flushable and they destroy water treatment equipment which wastes an incredible amount of municipal funds. Good Morning!!!

[pauls1967moustache]

[egberts]

nevermind they're not digging up the yard anymore because we don't need 3 feet of replacement we apparently need 30!!! because the pipes outside are from when the house was built!! in 1959!!!! they're made of clay and they're collapsing

[weaselle]

this lined up too good for me to not share

[itshomobirb]

2 memories i feel like sharing, & some backstory context: so my ass has been spayed, and healthy people take 6-8 weeks to fully recover from getting spayed. i, chronically ill, took longer. as with any abdominal surgery, they told me "no lifting over 10lb u could tear ur stitches." and for reference, my cats are 12 lb wonders.

so im chilling in bed. ~4 weeks after surgery. and my mother starts SCREAMING my name. like "OH MY GOD BORB COME IN HERE NOW QUICK QUICK HURRY OH GOD." so i do, albeit slowly because, you know, still recovering from major surgery. she's freaking out about one of my cats, who looks entirely normal. oh but he ~suddenly stopped~ and ~twisted his body~ i don't know if he's going to be ok. one mother panic attack and one emergency vet visit later (with my mother's help bc i couldn't lift my cat due to lifting restrictions) : he had flea dirt on his hind legs. he was twisting around to lick around his arse. cool 👍 (ofc my mother, on the ride back from the vet, tried to tell me NOT to give the kids flea meds, she doesn't know what kind of ~health ramifications~ flea meds can have if *gasp* the kids don't actually have fleas)

around the same time period, i get woken up by my mother screaming "HELP HELP HELP!!" the first day it happens, she stops within ~15 seconds, and i hear my parents talking before i fall back asleep. find out later the mechanism for moving the window panels up & down in the bathroom broke, so the top panel had trapped her fingers a la guillotine style. my parents joke "well borb if you hear your mother screaming... her fingers are probably trapped 😂." can you guess what happens next. my father was gone the next day, and guess who got her fingers trapped AGAIN by the bathroom window. so i get woken up by her screaming, and i have to help dislodge the window around her bare naked ass. and sure, i have sympathy because i bet it was really painful. but like. are you fucking stupid. my father had to literally childproof the window by installing a screw so the guillotine panel would catch against the other panel so fingers wouldn't get trapped. just so my mother wouldn't get her fingers trapped again. we all knew that if it wasn't there, she would 1000% get her fingers trapped again. but *im* supposedly the incompetent fuck up that NEEDS to be told exactly what to do just in case i, idk, have an independent thought.

[boymosher-420]

Thomas Crapper

(baptised 28 September 1836; died 27 January 1910)

was an English plumber and businessman. He founded Thomas Crapper & Co in London, a plumbing equipment company. His notability with regard to toilets has often been overstated, mostly due to the publication in 1969 of a fictional biography by New Zealand satirist Wallace Reyburn.

Crapper held nine patents, three of them for water closet improvements such as the floating ballcock. He improved the S-bend plumbing trap in 1880 by inventing the U-bend. The firm's lavatorial equipment was manufactured at premises in nearby Marlborough Road (now Draycott Avenue). The company owned the world's first bath, toilet and sink showroom in King's Road. Crapper was noted for the quality of his products and received several royal warrants.

Manhole covers with Crapper's company's name on them in Westminster Abbey have become one of London's minor tourist attractions.

Thank you Mr. Crapper, you the man!!!

[sleepinglionhearts]

What do you MEAN I'm feeling sick now when I definitely need to be working and making up hours whAT DO YOU MEAN,,

[butscrewmefirst]

so of course our house has plumbing issues again. because of this, we're gonna be out a few hundred bucks (at LEAST), and we're already living paycheck to paycheck. i'm offering 250 icons for $10 a batch until next sunday (10/15/2023) to try and help offset any charges for this terribly timed house issue. if you're able to spare a few bucks and you aren't in need of icons, please send it HERE, i'd appreciate you so much and so would my partner. if you aren't able to send a few dollars, please consider reblogging this post! i don't want to receive something without also giving something, hence the icon offer (tho i'm also willing to do promos and icon templates if preferred). i really do hate having to ask for things overall, tho, but sometimes these things just can't be avoided. i appreciate you guys so much <3

edit: will have icons back to you within 24-36hrs after you message me (if not sooner)

[svtskneecaps]

personally i think the best way to get everyone out of the way during the squad vacation to brazil is for forever to announce the completion of his prison, ""randomly"" draw the names of the members who are leaving (or they volunteer), and then say "okay cool test it out for me and let me know how it goes!!" and they get tp'd into prison and summarily kicked from the server.

[virtualcarrot]

For context, my (cursed) house sits below the street. It relies on a sump pump to evacuate waste water. I had it installed seven years ago because when I bought the house, the water went directly into the river which is a nono. It's since been my greatest fear that it might one day break.

Well, it happened. Which I only realized when my shower started flooding with dirty backwater from the basin three days ago.

(In hindsight, there were signs--the pump had been much louder than usual for days--that I ignored, because I am an anxious person by nature and tend to overreact)

Anyway: shock and horror, and then panic because it's still summer and most plumbers are on vacation and those that are available won't put their hands in the basin to access the sump pump and can't be bothered pumping the water out. They advised using a wastewater collecting service, which announced a 250 euros fee for that alone + the need to block 3 parking spaces in the constantly packed street for their hugeass truck.

Well, will you believe that my neighbor, whom I asked for simple advice because she's very handy, just dropped by with a bucket? And proceeded to help me haul the dirty dirty water up the stairs of the front yard all the way to the sewer manhole in the street? No hesitation--if anything, she was the one driving the whole thing--just set to the task, and even kept doing it while I bleached my shower clean.

Anyway, you know that moment where you realize there are people around you that you can count on? That will just help with no expectation of anything? The sheer gratitude you feel from it? Well, that.

[streatfeild]

the cold water in my flat isn’t working for some reason which sucks colossally. but i‘m looking on the bright side! made a tupper bowl into a basin. this is washing with style my babes