#Toast Box

[maxphilippa]

EVERYONE IS GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOORAY!!!!

magma bucket tag: @andeisafag

spoon tag: @si74c

cobalt blue tag: @ebbpup

[st-hedge]

*takes lore and throws it out of the window* what if dark link is twili

[scoutingthetrooper]

[idiotwhotalkstoomuch]

Sisyphus left his home not just to let Hades have his space but because he’s out preparing for his best trick ever.

He’s gonna trap time in a box

[fuck-kirk]

My whole life I’ve loved thanksgiving box stuffing. It’s one of my top five favorite foods..I look forward to thanksgiving every year purely for stuffing. Recently I’ve had an awakening and like. Realized I can just make stuffing whenever I want. I can buy a box of stuffing and make it in like 6 minutes. ..eggs are also one of my fav foods, so for dinner tonight I said fuck it and made eggs, avacado toast, and stuffing and lemme tell you it FUCKED

Like hell yeah I’m an adult! I have my own money and free will and I can just combine all my fav foods together for dinner regardless of what anyone else would think about it . Eggs and avacado toast a breakfast food ? FUCK it! Stuffing usually only for holidays or big family gathering meals? FUCK it! Hell yeah I’m enlightened

[chaoticbooklesbian]

My mom got me a quart of a nice brand of my favorite ice cream flavor. Typically, I'm the only one who eats this flavor, so when I get it, I don't bother with bowls and just go at it with a spoon. It's been a little chilly for the last couple weeks, so aside from my first go at it, I'd been saving it for when it warmed up again. Today was warm and tomorrow will be hot, so I decided to have some for dessert, which is when my dad informed me that he'd had "a bit" of it in the intervening couple weeks. I figured that meant, like, a single bowl's worth and there would be plenty for tonight and tomorrow, and maybe another day after that if I held back.

He ate three quarters of it, one spoonful at a time. There was enough for tonight and no more.

[catboy-bride]

dadnvaldr. if anyone cares.

[riddlelenz]

Part two of P.I.E. In the backrooms, they got to level fun, and Ghost isn’t liking the new party member they have found.

[bumblingest-bee]

it’s the middle of the night and my friends have figured out i’m into our other coworker so they’ve announced that they’re going to wingman me, which so far consists of either mocking me mercilessly or making suggestions such as “peg him” and “sneak into the camp kitchen and make him soup”

[lunadreamscaper]

Guys you’re allowed to say things to me. Like. You don’t have to just say things in the tags when reblogging my stuff. Plez taleblr it’s okay pspspsps (it’s me Larry Da’ Cat! Btw)

[toastedclownery]

Hello portal community

[ruthlesslistener]

Cleaned Toast's enclosure today, but apparently this reawoke his desire for a bout of Intense Sniffing again

[totallynotpuri]

YOU’RE ITALIAN

I'm Italian! Happy Italian Manwhore summer, second year running

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[hoooshiiiii]

Hi hoshi I am assigning mutuals Undertale songs

You are Spookwave

THANK YOU