#Tmagp 26

[soppingwetrat]

the Jonny Sims experience

[secret-sageent]

Has this been done yet?

[cruelestpigeon]

Welcome back Archivist and their hate for gym rats named Jared!

[find-me-in-hell]

honestly one hell of an episode. alice making a joke about protection, sam immediately registering it as innuendo while celia just whips out a knife in the middle of the workplace. the fucking 'who are you?/an archivist' thing like oh! okay! normal about that. the oiar/dphw thing not having a section for archivist is insane - like not even as an occupation? 'we set it loose' yeah we're so fucked. theres four episodes left. girl. celia saying the archivist isn't acting the way she expected??? thats really interesting... i dont know where to begin with helen. tragically tory. celia being uncomfortable the Whole Time because helen distortion tried to eat her. 'She laughs. It’s very reminiscent of The Distortion. Celia is unsettled. Sam laughs nervously.' absolutely normal and fine thing to say. hidden in the transcript btw if ur confused. SAM WITH THE BABY!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe samcelia had sex at the end there. a fade to black sex scene? in my magpod???? somehow likelier than we ever thought????

[meimeikyu]

hey girl is that a knife or are you just happy to see m- (it was a knife)

[mattdevil]

[infinatenoise]

TONIGHT, ON THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL: SAMAMA KHALID GETS LAID

[niightegoblingtyime]

I’m fucking dying at how fast the Whatever Is Listening STOPPED LISTENING when Sam decided to stay the night with Celia, The Archivist and The Eye always have been and always will be sex averse asexuals, in every universe

[smallpileoftwigs]

ok so apparently to get some privacy from The Eye, you can either remove all technology from your home OR just have sex 🤩

[soupdwelling]

the closest alex can get to putting the word magnussy in an actual episode

[james-spooky]

took jmart 200 episodes to kiss and these fuckers did it in 26

[soppingwetrat]

brainrot Alice eddition

[no-tengo-ojos]

Yeah he's a baby but it was funny

[starsh0ck]

Can’t believe magnussy is real and canon

[idkwhyyouaskingm3-blog]

I won't lie. Celia turning up at her civil services job with a giant fuck off knife made her a lot more endearing to me.

[lynx-jinx]

of course the archivist isn't acting how Celia would've expected, the only archivist she knew was Jon and all he really did was being emo