#Tit for Tat

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Revenge sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it 'returning the favor'

[frnkiebby]

if u give me frankie tat pics i'll give u uh something u want

more frimages??? you’ll add more frimages to my hoard?? yes???~🎃

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Tit for Tat

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A: 'Nothing has passed between us'

(A: 'I'm a gentleman' - K: 'Is that so?')*

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K: 'Nothing happened between us '

([...] A: 'Are you quite serious?' )

Part of the seemingly endless back and forth...

Bridgerton | An unthinkable Fate (2*05) | harmony (2*07)

[classycookiexo]

Period

[apoemaday]

Tit for Tat

by Christopher Morley

I often pass a gracious tree Whose name I can’t identify, But still I bow, in courtesy It waves a bough, in kind reply.

I do not know your name, O tree (Are you a hemlock or a pine?) But why should that embarrass me? Quite probably you don’t know mine.

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If you show your attitude or use sarcasm as a weapon, then please be warned, I have an entire arsenal...

Random Xpressions

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Lock screen / last movie / last song / last selfie

Tagged by @akayna and @comfortablyymiserable and @thetinyxxgoddess

Tagging @fabledanarchy2 @endreal @ianvs @d0ll-v0mit @revyscorner @pudgyangel And anyone else who would like. Tagging is super Bork for me

[imthefailedartist]

Penelope is finally out of new baby yellow and neon pink and looking like a woman and not an adult baby. I could cry.

I'm having the same problem this season as I had last season: Too much of everyone else, not enough of the seasons couple. And I say that liking the side plots this season (minus Simon's friends. Why are they here? I say with love I like them, but they have no connection to anyone)

Why not include more of Colin's writing. A tit for tat deal. Penelope helps him with his writing. He helps her land a husband. Bam! That's how you get them in the same room together more often.

It helps for the reveal later that Penelope is Whistledown. He might not feel so blindsided if he has intimate knowledge of her passion for writing.

If you gon change the plot, change the plot.

Pen asks for the kiss. They kiss. Colin is sprung but still has to help her while pretending he's not sprung.

Let them wax poetic about their friendship, but have Colin recontextualize it. Realize what he's been missing about her.

I was also expecting a Cyrano plot. He tells her something to say to Lord Debling, but he's really saying it himself to her.

Penelope is getting serious about Lord Debling, thinking there's nothing with Colin. Let Debling see Colin yearning for Pen, and he yields courting her. Then ba bam, Colin hits her with the truth ➡️ Carriage scene.

Also, I was expecting more wallflower hijinks. The season opens with Whistledown talking up the wallflower girls. I would've thought we'd have more of Penelope helping her overlooked sistren get noticed or hitched.

Have people forgotten how to do romance hijinks?

Daphne and Simon, as proof of concept, got to play out every trope in the romance lexicon. Let the others. I think the show runners are too focused on making it a show and are forgetting that it's a ROMANCE first.

Also, I would have loved if this season opened with him falling off the horse. We had a dream sequence, give us a flashback.

I knew they would focus too much on Franchesca when they recast her. I wish she'd have had her season off camera, and this takes place immediately after her marriage, as she's whisked off to her honeymoon in the off-season. Fewer balls & parties means Pen and Colin get to marriage plot and edit more often.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but bring back Daphne. She is the perfect Violet surrogate. She's a grade-A meddler and their older, happily married sister. They will talk to her faster than they'll talk to Violet. Imagine her spotting Colin staring at Penelope through the window.

That said, I still enjoyed it and will watch again and again. Nothing is perfect, I never expect perfection.

Dear god, I can't wait to see Prudence and Phillipa pregnant together. They are going to drive Portia to the mad house.

His fingers. I can't. Colin!

Also, I want Violet to have a hot girl spring. She did marriage. This is about lust. I'm not saying she's bussin it wide open for everybody, but a gentleman caller or two sneaking out the Bridgerton estate would be nice. Even that footman. But I do think it's funny that she's lusting after Lady Danbury's brother. A real "you fuck my dad. I fuck your brother" situation.

[loudlystrangemagazine]

What's good for the goose. . . is good for my gander

[nocasdatsgay]

The first 3 mins of bridgerton but it’s Tamlin And Feyre while Lucien stands guard absolutely annoyed they couldn’t wait until they got home to do that

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H/t: @tomorrowmaybetomorrowmaybe

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I think i wanted closed relationships for awhile because i thought that would guarantee someone’s affection and adoration for me but like humans are wild and feelings exist and intent matters and capacity to be involved with more than one person in any sort of way is like radical as fuck in the cool way not in the political extremeness or TERF kinda way and like …

Im so happy i actually looked up aromantic.

My life is making sense again.

[unreformedcarrots]

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy with Charlie Hall in a scene from their 1935 short "Tit for Tat", a sequel to their previous short, "Them Thar Hills" from 1934.