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slutoast · 3 months ago

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HOLY FUCK THEYRE REAL

#phace reveal #dan did not understand the assignment with the clown collar but that’s okay #dnptit #tit denver #dan and phil #phan #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester

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recurring-polynya · 10 months ago

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"Just do as you're told," Mogget said firmly. "Think of yourself as Abhorsen's sworn sword-hand, if it makes you feel better, though in this present era, you'll find common sense is more important than honor. "Very well", Touchstone muttered, humbly. He stood up and put on the underclothes and shirt, but couldn't get the trousers past his heavily muscled thighs. "There's a kilt and leggings in one of the chests back there," Mogget said after watching Touchstone hopping around on one leg, the other trapped in too-tight leather."

if you, as an author, aren't introducing your male love interests like this, what are you even doing with your life?

(from Sabriel, by Garth Nix)

#garth nix you were so real for this #if you haven't read these books for context mogget is (for the moment) an untrustworthy talking cat #guess who's back on her old kingdom bullllllllshitttttttt #the chokehold this book still has on me #(i bought my son terciel & elinor for xmas and then i read it and then i wanted to re-read the whole series)#(loved it btw the abhorsens have such dreadful kuchiki energy)#(also did not expect sabriel's mom to have like 12 ranks in clowning and buffoonery but you know what? based)#touchstone is a real fixer-upper of a man but he is trash for sabriel and that will win me over every time #the time he went into a berserker rage and used it to run up a hill with her crushed to his tits. peak.#i have a TYPE okay?#i have two types actually and if i had a nickel for every time i get an otp out of it i'd have two nickels and i can live with that

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doodle4trash · 18 days ago

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I got to drawing yesterday

Also did this

#cat #cat meme #clown #blue tit #bird #birb #sweet treat

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blossoms-phan · 4 months ago

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guys remember the phagenda

#when we all thought it was a documentary or something #the clownery #actually nothing was clown about it we were full of JOY and WHIMSY and HOPE #i wasn’t I was so anti tour I just didn’t think it was something we would ever get again #and here we are in the year of our lord 2024 #dan and phil third world tour #things can be so good actually #dnp #dan and phil #tit tour #dnptit #randomthots #phan

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strongermonster · 3 months ago

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nana keeps her house at approximately 1 trillion goddamn degrees, so i'm sleeping in boxers and a tank top, and a tank top is one of those things that always seems like a good idea, until i wake up at 6:15am with one titty being drawn and quartered and the other playing jump rope with the spaghetti strap at the end of the bed

#maybe one day we can invent a tank top for people who have enormous fat clown tits. maybe.#jj stuff #i have to sleep with something on in case she calls for stuff in the middle of the night

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cryptic-science · 6 months ago

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PHANNIES GOING TO THE DETROIT (OCT 28) TIT SHOW:

i am willing to somehow trade one of my SILVER VIP (pre-show) ticket for a (one) GOLD VIP (meet and greet) ticket.

i originally was waiting in line for the milwaukee show, had my meet and greet tickets IN THE CART ABOUT TO CHECK OUT, then someone else snatched them from me. afterwards, i kept refreshing, just in case there would be others, like dan said in his story, but they were gone in seconds. when i went to check elsewhere, they were all gone, too. by the time i went back to milwaukee, both vips were sold out.

maybe there is a person going with you that got meet and greet but doesnt really want to for whatever reason ? maybe you yourself bought a meet and greet ticket but arent too sure about it/too overwhelemed by the idea of dan and phil percieving you and want to downgrade ? something else ?

i understand this is a lot to ask, and i understand how extraordinarily lucky i am to be (a. getting tickets in the first place and (b. manging to still get silver, but it would truly mean the fucking world to me. i have wanted to meet dan and phil since 2014, since i was 9 years old.

reblogs are super appreciated. if youd like to work something out with me, feel free to either reply or dm me.

ill also take any ideas/advice or anything like that.

#clowns around evilly #dan and phil #daniel howell #dan howell #danisnotonfire #phil lester #philip lester #amazingphil #terrible influence tour #tit dnp #dnp

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zestials · 7 months ago

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