#Tim knows his BF dramatic ass

[dcxdpdabbles]

Alfred: Sir I don't mean to interrupt your meeting but we have a bit of a situation up top.

Bruce: No, it's alright, Alfred. We were just doing recaps of our patrols. What's happening?

Alfred: There is a young man at the front gate throwing eggs and toliet paper. He's chanting, "Wayne! Face justice!"

Dick: Is it a protest?

Alfred: I believe it's more of a scorn lover as he's also screaming, "You took my heart, and you crushed it!". Should I get the police?

Bruce: Yes I think it would be good to-

Dick: Wait. Is it a caucasian man about Tim's height, blue sometimes green eyes, hair like this, and in a white shirt with a red dot?

Alfred: Why yes, he is. Do you know him?

Dick: I don't, but I know Tim does. I've seen him sneak out of Tim's bedroom window before.

Tim: Oh, threw me under the bus when it's convenient, I see!

Dick: I'm worried about the men you date. You should find yourself someone nice like Kon.

Tim: Been there done that.

Dick: WHAT-

Tim: Anyway, Danny is harmless . He's just mad cause I accidentally married him, and now we're bonded for life and he might or might not be pregnant.

Bruce: *clutching chest* Is this a heart attack!?

Jason: What do you mean he might be pregnant???

Tim: We don't know since there only three other Halfas in the world, and normally, the ghosts version of getting pregnant is just their ectoplasm doing a sort of asexual reproduction after devouring enough living energy. Danny and I holding hands might have just been too much living energy, or his own body produced it, but FrostBite says it's too early to tell and-

Steph: Tim, buddy, I need you to get back on topic. Why is your ex outside-

Tim: He's not my ex. We're still together. He's just mad. He'll come inside once he's done crying about the eggs he wasted.

Damian: *coming down the Batcave Stairs* Why is there a man outside sobbing into the grass about poor kids in Africa?

Tim: See?

Bruce: *Kneeling over in a dead faint*

[pink-bird-30]

Titans 3x06

Spoilers ahead!!!! Read at your own risk!!!!!!!!!

Okay, y'all. Lets dive in cuz we got ourselves an informative episode with almost full team interaction and some serious Dick Grayson reprimanding.

Things I liked:

-First off, Kori going off of Dick for going off on his own. HOW MANY FICS HAVE I READ THIS PAST WEEK BEFORE WATCHING THE NEW EPSIODE DID THEY GET IT RIGHT. The writers must be taking notes from us cuz honestly, top tier stuff here. Kori patching up Dick, towering over him and scolding him for his idiocy. Ugh, I live for this!!!

-I loved Gar's anger in this scene too. I think it really showed Dick that there are people who care for him and don't agree with how he goes about going after Scarecrow and Redhood.

-Kom, she is a queen during the kitchen scene. She picks up the tension between Dick and Kori right away.

"Oh, the green one isn't your manservant. It's him who gives you pleasure." (or whatever the line was)

My jaw was on the floor. I loved it.

-Kom choosing Connor as her manservant, girl same. And Connor not understanding, poor bb.

-The conversation between Dick and Gar was much needed and the bonding experience in the Batcave.

-Dick and Kori during the hospital scene, gave me the same vibes from season 1 when they were in the hospital after Bruce lost it in their dreamworld. Kori was still telling Dick how it is and to deal with his shit.

-YOOOOOOOO Jason having hand in Tim's parent's death? Will his dad survive? Who else was shot? I need answers!!!!!!

Things I did not like:

-I honestly don't like Barbara from 6 years ago. I think she was pretty OOC and kiddish. I hated that they made her seem insecure and not the smart intelligent character that she is. I like the colder, closed off, kick ass from a wheelchair, Barbara Gordon. She is bomb.

-The bar scene between Dick and Babs, I cringed watching them flirt. If I'm correct, and I can be wrong, Barbara was always older than Dick, right? I'm pretty sure when she was introduced in the comics she was 6 years older than him? That has never sat right with me. (Also, Dick in the hat just was a no for me).

-Dick's attitude 6 years ago? Idk what that was all about but I think him helping Barbara steal and send the cops on a wild goose chase is OOC for him.

-I honestly skipped the intimate scene between Dick and Barbara, I just couldn't do it.

-Dick dismissing Kori. That was a "dick" move. He completely shuts her out but then acts all surprised when Kom is sitting in Alfred's kitchen. bro, make up your mind. Do you want to know what's going on with Kori or not. oh, and the judgment. "Isn't that the sister that killed your bf and your parents?" Yes, Dick. It is, and guess what, if you were around instead of going off on your own playing Batman, you would know! Just saying.

-Hold up, since when does Dick even know about Feddi and Kom killing Kori's parents? This was never discussed. I needed Dick's full reaction to this. I swear, if they make it seem that Dick already knows Kori is a princess, and did not show us, I'm gonna loose it. I've been waiting for that Dramatic Dick Grayson moment of YoUr A pRiNcEsS?!?!". DON'T TAKE THAT FROM US!

-I hated how after Kori and Connor saved the doctor's life, instead of showing a conversation between the Doctor and the Titans, you just have Kori and Connor discussing what she said to them. Why was there no scene there? It would have been important and crucial to Jason and Scarecrow's next moves.

After thoughts:

This was a solid episode. I missed these kinds of episodes where you get a little bit of everything. We got information on Dick and Bab's past, we have an understanding of the plans Scarecrow and Jason have. We know that Jason is expandable and Barbara is now being targeted. We got team interaction, we got Kori and Kom drama. It was just well done. I hate episodes that are just 1 theme and don't give information on other plots going on. Like, we were even able to bring Tim Drake into this even at the very end, but it fit in to the plot. And it was great!

I don't think we can trust Kom. The scene when Connor is searching on he Batcomputer and Kom was behind Kori, Kori had a vision right? or was that her patience running thin with Kom? or was it Kom controlling Kori?! I feel like Kom is using her mental abilities to control Kori.

I also believe that Kom is trying to get everyone to trust her, to feel bad for her and sympathize with her. She already has Connor in her hands. I don't believe that her powers are gone. I think she is pretending to be weaker than she is.

Overall, I'm a happy camper this week. Until 3x07 !

[nightwingvixen23]

Tim : *sitting in his room in Titan's Tower*

Kon : *knocks on his door*

Tim : *angry at punk rock hella hawt alien bf*

Tim : *ignores*

Kon : *knocks again*

Tim : *ignores*

*awkward silence*

Kon :

Tim :

Kon : what's the most dangerous type of Uranium cake ?

Tim :

Kon :

Tim :

Kon :

Tim :

Kon : *bursts into Timmer's room*

Kon : 'YELLO !!!

Tim :

*awkward silence*

Kon :

Tim :

Kon : *holding a dramatic stance*

Tim :

Kon :

Tim :

Tim : oh my fucking GAWD this is why I fucking LOVE you you mother fucking-

*HASTY CANDID MAKE OUT SESSION*

*picture frames met their doom*

*Kon lost a boot; later discovered atop the ceiling fan*

*Damian became the recipient of an unfortunate voicemail at the end of the night due to Timmers making an unfortunate butt dial*

*things henceforth became awkward as all hell in a room with only Tim, Kon, Jon, and Damian*

*Jason is trying is damndest to put Tim in this awkward ass position while Tim still fears just how MUCH in the FUCK the voicemail picked up*

Tim : you don't understand !!!

Tim : *jerking a wide eyed Kon forward by the shirt collar* who knows WHAT he heard !! He probably heard it ALL !! Now he knows just what I'm capable of ! THAT'S IT !! *pushes Kon away* IM MOVING TO ANTARCTICA !!!!!

Damian : *at the end of the hallway*

Damian : *locks eyes with Kon*

Damian : * slices thumb over his throat in Kon's general direction*

Kon : oh boy

[orrla-fanfiction]

#dcxdpdabbles#mun speaks#dcxdp crossover#from a fic i never wrote#TW: Mpreg#Not really since its Just Danny but on the safe side#Tim knows his BF dramatic ass#he bought him the eggs#Bruce had a heart attcak#Tim dropping Lore at 3 am is always insane#Dead Tired#Dick just want to see one of his family with those Kent Boys.#Hes knows they treat them right

Alfred: Sir I don't mean to interrupt your meeting but we have a bit of a situation up top.

Bruce: No, it's alright, Alfred. We were just doing recaps of our patrols. What's happening?

Alfred: There is a young man at the front gate throwing eggs and toliet paper. He's chanting, "Wayne! Face justice!"

Dick: Is it a protest?

Alfred: I believe it's more of a scorn lover as he's also screaming, "You took my heart, and you crushed it!". Should I get the police?

Bruce: Yes I think it would be good to-

Dick: Wait. Is it a caucasian man about Tim's height, blue sometimes green eyes, hair like this, and in a white shirt with a red dot?

Alfred: Why yes, he is. Do you know him?

Dick: I don't, but I know Tim does. I've seen him sneak out of Tim's bedroom window before.

Tim: Oh, threw me under the bus when it's convenient, I see!

Dick: I'm worried about the men you date. You should find yourself someone nice like Kon.

Tim: Been there done that.

Dick: WHAT-

Tim: Anyway, Danny is harmless . He's just mad cause I accidentally married him, and now we're bonded for life and he might or might not be pregnant.

Bruce: *clutching chest* Is this a heart attack!?

Jason: What do you mean he might be pregnant???

Tim: We don't know since there only three other Halfas in the world, and normally, the ghosts version of getting pregnant is just their ectoplasm doing a sort of asexual reproduction after devouring enough living energy. Danny and I holding hands might have just been too much living energy, or his own body produced it, but FrostBite says it's too early to tell and-

Steph: Tim, buddy, I need you to get back on topic. Why is your ex outside-

Tim: He's not my ex. We're still together. He's just mad. He'll come inside once he's done crying about the eggs he wasted.

Damian: *coming down the Batcave Stairs* Why is there a man outside sobbing into the grass about poor kids in Africa?

Tim: See?

Bruce: *Kneeling over in a dead faint*