#ThothJokes

[thatmoththoth]

Details for doing business with the Circus of the other (and making it out alive and with your skin intact)

So, you are an avatar or some other person wishing to correspond with the Circus of the Other for whatever reason. If you want to make it out unharmed then here are some things to keep in mind:

1: make sure to get a nametag from the Ringmaster, this isn’t for people there to know your name, no it’s just so they know not to skin you.

2: do not open the two delivery men’s coffin. They won’t stop you or anything but let’s just say you’ll meet a horrible fate.

3: do not break or damage the taxidermy or you will be joining the taxidermy.

4: do not bring C4 or other explosives with you.

5: do not mention Cirque Du Soleil as they don’t like them. (The less you know about it the better)

6: do not compare them to Cirque Du Soleil, as that’s basically asking for a death sentence.

7: Generally just don’t ask any questions and just keep walking when you see something weird or disturbing.

[thatmoththoth]

Do you guys think that vast avatars like having wet socks? I mean normally your socks get wet when your out in the rain soooooo.

[thatmoththoth]

They do infact have your bank information.

They didn’t even use the computer to get it either

[thatmoththoth]

The great thing about toyhouse is that I can slander my characters in their bios. I mean like, this is supposed to look like an official document cataloging the character in universe for theming purposes, and yet I write stuff like this.

Like this isn’t even the dumbest thing I’ve put on a characters profile, and it certainly will not be the last XD