#This was the day the Brazilians joined QSMP!
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Quackity: One time, I had a daughter. And... I neglected her because I wouldn't feed her. I would forget. That doesn't make me a bad person–
All the Brazilians in unison: UHHH....
Quackity: –but my daughter did die.
Mike: In Minecraft, or real life? 😰
Quackity: [Laughs] Both.
Mike: [Laughs]
#Quackity#QSMP#Mikethelink#Pactw#Cellbit#Felps#April 30 2024#Child death mention#child death /#child death#Mike#Pac#What a sentence#Crazy pit stop on the server tour#This was the day the Brazilians joined QSMP!
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Hey guys, isn't it so cool that Charlie Slimecicle and Mike have lunch together on the ranch once a week? Isn't that such a cute brother dynamic?
#qsmp#qsmp charlie slimecicle#qsmp mike#reminding this fandom that yes canonically they are brothers#it was stated day 1 of the brazilians joining
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As a Brazilian, I'm genuinely so happy and emotional about how the qsmp fandom and creators welcomed and accepted the Brazilian streamers.
When they first got announced I was rlly hyped but also so scared that they would be reduced to "the lound and annoying Brazilians". I was afraid the other creators would think we were too much, that our bits were unfunny and we would just be the but of the joke every time. Expecialy with them joining later and making a base together, though they would not be seen as individuals and just as a collective stereotype.
But it was the opposite!! The other creators do see every br streamer as their own individual person and character, and they do think they are funny!! And so do the fandom!
Philza finds Forever's yandere bit funny and bad and him get along being tryhards with the mods. The fandom is impressed with cellbit's puzzle and arg solving brain and he got immediately integrated with the theory guys. Pac and Mike are not being mistreated as duo and they get to stream in their very specific. Everyone got emotional about Felps being abducted by the federation after asking to protect Richarlyson and joined in on the search.
And even on our more actually lound humor, they get the joke. The other ccs join in on singing random funk lyrics and play it on Casualonas, Roier sings "Ai Preto" all the time for no reason. We cuss and scream of excitement and its not looked down upon.
I feel like the server being created by a Mexican and having a lot of latinos since day one definitely helped on this, and Quackity's decisions on who to invite were spot on, because ppl got along in such a fun and nice way.
Im just genuinely so emotional about it.
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Before I go to bed, here is a late night rant:
Q!Tubbo is such an interesting character. Tubbo, himself, has gotten the full QSMP experience in a way the rest of the new players haven't. We all joked about him having Brazilian energy, but he literally does lmao. He rolled up just like the Brazilians did all that time ago and just made himself completely at home in the story by complete accident.
I do think he got a special chance because Tubbo streams everyday and Phil went to Brighton to film Sorry videos the week after Tubbo joined. Tubbo got the chance to spend time taking care of the eggs and being their primary caretaker for a week in a way none of the other new players have gotten which has shaped his character a fair amount.
He is so invested in the eggs and they aren't even his kids you know. I haven't finished his VOD from today but I saw a clip of him spinning the wheel and the lava dropping on him. He tried to save Chayannes floatie immediately and the despair in his face at watching the lava fall on the items was intense as well. He had those eggs for less than a week and he got to know them in ways that only the rest of the islanders that have been there for MONTHS have.
It's just such an interesting dynamic to see. Q!Tubbo is also the youngest outside of the eggs which plays a lot into his character. He questions q!Fit because q!Fits involvement in other things that he can't share and q!Tubbo doesn't understand that. Q!Tubbo still has an innocence to his character that most of the islanders have lost over time which is really interesting to see.
In general, cc!Tubbo also just gets along really well with everyone so far. He's become a cemented part of the early gang with Fit, Pac, Foolish and the various others that join early in the day. His dynamic with q!Fit and q!Phil has been a lot of fun to watch because he pushes q!Fits character more than most of the islanders have and it's always interesting to see q!Phil with his closest friends/family.
Idk it's just refreshing to see. He's just accidently walked himself into this crazy experience that the QSMP is and immediately got invested. There's a strong level of relatablity there too that hasn't quite been around the same way since the beginning of the egg event.
#qsmp#qsmp ramble#tubbo#qsmp eggs#chayanne#i love it so much#qsmp philza#qsmp fitmc#fitmc#philza#tallulah#its late and i have no idea if i make any sense but qtubbo is hella reletable to me and i dont fully know why
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I LIED, THIS IS MY LAST IMPORTANT LETTER TO YOU AT THE MOMENT:
No but it's seriously has been such an honor liveblogging Bad on the qsmp and I'm so glad I took the chance to do so when I was thinking about whether or not to post about him here <3 While I can't say when I started posting more on my account, I can say that I'm so glad it was this community and Bad that inspired me to do so and I will forever be thankful for that <3
And I also have to say that I was glad that I took part in our little road trip to Purgatory that day and joined the bus discord since I've met so many more people even if I didn't talk there for 2 months after it opened ^^"
And now onto my favorite people (which is just all of you guys but I can only remember so many users o(-()
@alchemicaladarna You have been such a nice person to see in my notes and in my feed <3 While we don't speak much, you're a really sweet person and I'm glad I got to meet you
@anth4rax You are one of the fastest people I've met when it came to liking posts. And while you can be a tad chaotic, you're always a welcoming presence in my notes and in the bus <3 I'm really glad I've gotten to speak to you and be your friend <33
@azure-wing While I believe we don't speak much, it's always a pleasure seeing you hanging out in the bus and notifying others who's live <3
@badanddapper You posting Bad and Dapper clips have always made my day <3 Thank you <333
@baginamybeloved NIKOLA <3333 Siempre es un placer hablar contigo en español or in english and figure out if something is just a my country thing or not xD And even then, it's just a pleasure talking to you and I'm glad we've met <3333
@bixxibee Bixx!!! <3 I'm always happy to see you around and speak to you <33 You're a really nice person and I'm glad I got the chance to meet you <33
@boytoyhalo SIREN!! <3 While I think we've barely spoken, I'm always happy to see you around <33
@celluzu I don't think we've spoken before but I'm grateful for the Bad and Dapper you drew for me during the Trick or Treat on Tumblr <33
@creechurrr CREECHURRRRRRRRRR <33333333333 AUGH I LOVE WHENEVER YOU COME INTO MY ASKS YOU'RE MIND IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU ALWAYS GET ME AND YOUR FICS ARE AMAZING <33333 AND YOU'RE SO KIND AND I'M SO GLAD I GOT TO MEET YOU <3333
@dappersautismcreature While we don't speak much, I love seeing you here and there and I loved your starhalo au's <3333 OH AND THE UM UM I FORGET WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT THE GRIM REAPER FIC ONE WAS SO GOOD <33333
@disfrutalakia Kia!!! You've always been my go-to blog for the Brazilians and Bagina and I'm so glad I got to meet you <3
@etoilesmoon One of the many people who understand me when it comes to starhalo 🤝 Hope I get to speak to you more <3
@gnostie GHOST!!! While we've only started speaking more recently, I'm so glad Mizu directed me to you when it came to clowns and just cute stuff in general <3 Ha sido un placer de conocerte <33333
@hgduo YOU GET ME. YOU F★CKING GET ME. (Also you're very cool. Tons of love to you <3)
@islayuri YOU'RE SO TALENTED OH MY GOD YOU'RE ART MAKES ME WANT TO EXPLODE <33333
@kadextra KADE. KADE. YOU'RE ART AND YOUR THEORIES AND THE BLACK SIGN STUFF. <3333333 And not only that, but you're such a sweet and talented person <333 Sending you lots of love <3333
@kaijuparfait PARFAIT!!! <333 It's been a pleasure talking to you about starhalo in the past and now more recently hearing (or more so reading) about Godzilla and how it fits Bad <33 Glad I met you <33333
@karoo-o LOVE YOUR ART AND IT WAS AN HONOR MAKING A PLAYLIST FOR YOU DURING THE VALENTINE EXCHANGE <3333
@kays-artstuff Even if you don't do much qsmp art, I'm always so glad to see you in my notes and I love seeing your art, it's so 💥💥💥💥💥
@l3m-n LEM!! While I rarely see you now, it was a pleasure talking to you here and there <33
@little-soldiers We've spoken here and there but you were such an inspiration for me to write out a little fic and I still hold on to that encouragement whenever I want to write something but don't think it'll be well <333 Thank you <3333
@lunaeclipse1057-ao3 LUNAAAAAAAAAA <3333333 While I've already said this, you're genuinely a sweet person even if we've barely spoken and I hope I still see you around <33333333
@lxrd-ren While I don't think you open Tumblr anymore, I just want you to know that you were and always will be the best bus buddy ever <33
@mizuski-broken MIZUUUUUUUUUU OH GOD WHERE DO I BEGIN?????? You always get me when it comes to the paranormal and you're just such a nice person to be around with <3333 I'm so glad I got to meet you and consider you a friend of mine <33333333
@muffinclutch Love seeing you in my notes <333 Hope to see you around <3333
@qsmprambling Always glad to see you around <3333
@starscollide0 YOU'RE ART IS SO 💥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥 And you're also such a nice person <3333 I hope to see you around <3333333333
@tubborucho LISS!! I'm always happy to see you around and you're truly the go to soulfire/tubhalo person <3 Lots of love to you <333333
@ultra-raging-ghost Ghost!!! It's always such a pleasure seeing you out and about whether it be you drawing or talking about mainly ayhalo and cucuhalo to in my notes, I'm always glad to see you <333 Hope to talk to you more <333333
And of course to many others like the people in my notes (@toxic-foolhalo-yuri, @j3ssicaangel, @fl10werc4t, @kayleighthekoala, @starriknight, @mystifiedmystery, @nightlight26, etc.) and everyone on the bus like Theo, Zero, Brubs, Zunto, March, Tannin, Des, Nico, and so so many others!!!! <3 Thank you again for this wonderful experience and trust me when I say, I will always be here <3333
- Yours truly, Star ★
#Thought I'd do one while we're at it cause why not#I feel like the shorter messages seem like I don't care much BUT I DO TRUST ME I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL#anyways love you guys <333 I'll see you when Bad goes live <3333#qsmp#qsmpblr
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Badboyhalo QSMP Lore Masterpost
Disclaimer: Heavily used q!Bad’s wikipage to make this, so I recommend reading through it if you're short on time! Not included is his backstory lore which I’ve summed up here.
Most of Bad's streams are 6-8 hours long, so I've tried my best to include timestamps. Heavy lore usually occurs early in, but Bad is in-character 90% of the time, so many of his character developments happen naturally and slowly.
He also has these vods archived on Twitch, so just head over to his channel if you prefer to watch there.
☆: Most important vods in my opinion for q!Bad’s lore if you’re really short on time.
updated 8/23/2023, summaries updated to include less spoilers
Finding the Ticket
☆ First Day: The first day of the QSMP
☆ ☆ Adoption Day: The first day of the egg event, in which Bad adopts Dapper. This also is the start to his daily QSMP streams.
Save the Baby Quest // JuanaFlippa Trial:
After JuanaFlippa dies, Slime goes on a rampage and tries to kill Dapper. You can watch the murder attempt on this vod from 3:56:00 and onwards.
The next day, the eggs are kidnapped. Bad tries to rescue Dapper and is unsuccessful because the server is down, so not linking the vod.
Finally on the day of the trial, Bad tries to save Dapper again and is successful. Then, he goes to represent Slime at the trial as one of his many lawyers.
☆ First Encounter with Code: Around two hours in, Bad and Foolish talk with Luzu and see his supercomputer. He drops lore and the Code attacks Bad for the first time.
Second Encounter with Code: Bad, Foolish, and Maxo go adventuring and are attacked by the Code multiple times. Quackity discusses his nightmare with Bad at 4:30:00. This is also the start of Theory Bros, and Bad and Maxo’s theories.
☆ ☆ Dapper’s Nightmare: Dungeon raid starts around 7 hours in. Dapper’s first death.
Brazilians Join // Second Egg Kidnapping: The eggs are kidnapped the day the Brazilians join. Bad goes to save Dapper at 1:55:00.
☆ Theory Bros First Base: Max shows Bad and Cellbit his investigation room at 1:45:00. Starred because it’s a good section to watch for a quick recap of the current lore.
☆ Ramon’s Nightmare: After the egg graduation, the Code attacks 4:18:00. I recommend watching the entirety of its attack, until the vod ends.
☆ Dapper’s First Death: There is a LOT of lore in this vod. The French arrive in a plane crash around 1:25:00. Code attack 3:05:00. Bad learns about Sofia 5:15:00. Dapper dies 6:44:00. Bad goes to destroy the supercomputer 7:00:00 and I would recommend watching until 8:24:00.
Bobby’s Dungeon Event: The entire server helps Jaiden and Roier see Bobby again. Later, Bad and Cellbit spy on Quackity. Would recommend watching up until 4 hours.
Cellbit “Traitor” Arc: Cellbit goes missing and returns different. The comment section has timestamps. Cellbit’s wiki should explain the situation fully from his perspective.
Pomme Attack: Occurs 40 minutes in. Pomme is attacked by the code.
Black Box Recovery: Talk with Sofia + the discovery of the plane black box around 2:55:00.
Cellbit + Felps Rescue: Timestamps in the comment section. Honestly not that important for Bad’s personal lore.
Train Tracks Investigation: Bad, Forever, Baghera, and Cellbit walk to the ends of the train tracks at 2:22:00.
Grim Reaper Lore: Around 3:15:00 Cellbit wants to resurrect Roier’s grandfather. Bad is uncomfortable with this, and continuously warns against it.
I honestly don’t know how to categorize the election arc because its spans a long chunk of time. But links to Bad’s two debates are here and here.
Day 101: The Code returns at the beginning of the vod and is acting strange.
The Code Threatens Leo: 4:40:00 for a Bad and Foolish dungeon raid that’s fun to watch. The code appears 1:18:00.
☆ Blue Bird Mission: Bad, Foolish, and Cellbit assist Jaiden on her mission given by Cucurucho, and Bad is an absolute beast in the dungeon. The mission starts very early into the stream and ends around 3 hours in.
☆ The Timer Runs Out: The timer discovered in Jaiden’s mission runs out. This occurs around 30 min into the stream.
The Secret Room: 3:27:00, Bad finds a book that leads to a secret room in the dungeon, and investigates with Cellbit. I didn’t star this yet, but it could become very important information in the future. Edit: Important for Cellbit lore. Read his wikipage or watch his vods for more info.
☆ ElQuackity Assassination: Movie night (animatics are shown in the theater) and the Theorybros put in motion their plan to assassinate ElQuackity (around 2 hours in).
Mr. Mustard Goes Missing: The start of Foolish’s mission to find Mr. Mustard. Included because it’s a good kickstart to Foolish’s Federation lore, which you can learn more about on his wiki. Also includes Bad and Foolish’s 3 hr contest of wills.
☆ Election Dinner: Pre-election dinner and speech, and more code lore.
Cucurucho’s Survey: Cucurucho gives Bad a task 30 minutes in, and collects it 4 hours in. The Federation responds on this stream, time stamp in the comments.
☆ ElQuackity Assassination #2: Bad formulates a plan to eliminate ElQuackity from the elections, and then goes to execute it.
☆ Dapper’s Kidnapping: Quackity’s POV goes more in-depth on Dapper’s end, but Bad has a nice monologue afterwards.
Elections: Aftermath of the elections, stream of the results is on Quackity’s channel.
Nether Escape: Forever’s nether escape plan. Also the start of Bad’s “vacation arc” where he tries to “rest” (read: cope with alcohol and Skeppy) after the elections.
Dapper's Death Day: Bad celebrates Pomme and Tallulah's birthdays, but notices Dapper is missing. He finds a message from Dapper an hour in.
Quackity Returns/Skeppy Call: Quackity returns and Bad questions him a little. He also succesfully calls Skeppy and, afterwards, drops lore on his backstory.
Please tell me if there’s anything I should add or if any of the links are broken/wrong! I tried to condense this as best I could and I’ll try to update as frequently as possible.
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that cellbit clip really put in perspective to me how much the qsmp impacted me personally. when the brazilians joined in april i watched that cellbit stream i had it opened to see who this guy was and i did not understand anything he was saying. i was very quickly aware of that. fast forward five months later. i rewatched that first day cellbit vod and understood everything. without the qsmp i would never in my life had made the effort to try and learn to understand portuguese that was something that was never in my plans or something i wouldve imagined. but it just happened gradually because of this fucking minecraft server and its really really awesome. quackity has done something quite amazing
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Can you give me a little TL:DR for begore the brazilians came? It's just too much to accompany and im lazy, sorry-
Anon, there is a ton to go over, but I'll just give you some big plot points okay? I'll try to organize them! People please reblog/comment with more points. Sit back. Hold your breath. This won't be in exact order, and this is slightly English POV heavy, but it's what I can think of right now.
Before Eggs:
The original Spanish and English members arrive on a train, split into two groups. They solve puzzles to escape and blow up the wall that was separating them both.
They 'meet' the Duck through videos, telling them what to and most importantly, to not blow up the wall, which Vegetta immediately does.
They meet Osito Bimbo / Cucurucho , a fully white snowman/bear like creature that claims they're from the QSMP census bureau. Seems harmless, and some fun is had with them.
La Villa de Sacapuntas is created, consisting of Wilbur, Jaiden, Phil, and Slimecicle, serving as an early civilization and interaction before Spreen, Missa and Roier took it over. Lots of lighthearted events here, great interactions between people.
Everything is lighthearted for a bit until the egg event. I honestly recommend watching day 1 vods.
Egg Event:
Live translation is introduced, as well as the eggs! Players are introduced to the concept, rules and partnerships regarding the eggs, which are as follows:
The eggs are Dragon eggs, and players must protect them until the mother returns.
Each Egg has two lives. They may be lost through dying or failing to complete egg tasks (Lethal and Happiness tasks)
The family with the happiest egg will be rewarded, and any families with eggs that die will be punished.
Each family has a partner who speaks a different language (minus single parents, Bad and Quackity)
If an egg bed is broken, the egg loses a life.
Everyone adopts their eggs, names them and gets their partners. Some parents, like Phil and Missa and Spreen and Fit, have one of their partners go on a trip, so they're basically single parents.
Families begin, some more stable than others, and egg personalities are learned.
Family Disputes, Early deaths, and Satan:
In the early days of the eggs being around, there were a few deaths, but none permanent.
Families like Charlie and Mariana, Quackity and Tilin and Max and Dan quickly show how dysfunctional they are. Either with outright arguments or lack of proper interaction with their egg. But everyone tries their best
Families like Roier and Jaiden, Philza and Missa, and Bad and Dapper are very positive and have little issues for the most part. Everyone is becoming attatched to these eggs.
A new person joins the party: Satan (The Devil) and Lil J (The Angel/Jesus). Played by Rubius, each of these characters talk with the parents and give them rewards for performing tasks. The Angel also has contact with a higher God, allowing eggs to be revived or given another life.
Egg Death 1: Misclick
After going AFK, Mariana accidentally clicks on Juanaflippas bed and destroys it, taking her last life.
Everyone is distraught, especially Charlie.
Charlie goes a bit insane. He starts a plan of revenge, trying to murder all the other eggs in an attempt to bring Juanaflippa back. He fails and is talked down.
Egg Death 1.2: The Rebirth of Juanaflippa and The Court Case
After failing to kill the other eggs, Charlie starts a court case against Mariana. He gets five lawyers. He kind of loses.
This is honestly a stream worth watching from any POV. Very funny.
The Judge allows Juanaflippa to be reborn. The dysfunctional family is back together.
Charlie and Mariana make up and have sex. Again. This happens multiple times on screen. I hate them
Egg Death 1.3: She fucking died
After Charlie exiles himself, Juanaflippa and Mariana stay in the greater island.
Mariana, while fighting a vindicator, fucking kills Juanaflippa again
Osito Bimbo visits Charlie in exile to tell him his egg is dead. Charlie doesn't believe them, and they have an argument.
Both parents are in a strong stage of grief, wanting to kill other eggs sometimes.
There is a semi-ongoing attempt to bring her back.
Egg Death 2: The Neglect of Trump
After the court case, Trump loses his second life. His parents are Maximus and DanTDM- Dan hasn't been on since the beginning, and Max forgot to take care of him.
Maximus goes a little crazy after. I don't remember the details but he started like, eating a lot
Trump has been found in the promotional posters tho?? And there's a lot sus about him. Don't quote me on that though.
Egg Death 3: Misclick PT.2 + Quackitys downfall
Before Juanaflippa died the second time, she and Charlie were taking care of Tilin. Tilin was going to go with Roier, who usually took care of them, but Charlie took her instead. During the night, Charlie accidentally hit Tilin while fighting a mob with a sword, killing him.
Juanaflippa is distraught that her friend died, Roier is yelling at Charlie, and Charlie and Mariana are officially named misclick duo.
Quackity finds out. He's out for revenge. He goes mental, planning on killing eggs and Charlie. He is eventually talked down a bit by Wilbur, forming his attachment to Tallulah, but it doesn't end there.
(Modern day) Later on, in the strip club, Vegetta and Roier perform a... show.. for Quackity specifically, where Quackity reveals he wants to kill the eggs still. He's basically just been spiraling since his kid died.
The Funeral
The third official event scheduled, the funeral was an event to remember Tilin, Trump and Juanaflippa. Slimecicle watches from exile as the other parents of the dead kids speak.
Mariana tries to blow up the chapel and everyone in it. He was stopped.
They all go to the graveyard after, where the cameras are destroyed (Max thought they were from the census bureau), and Osito Bimbo appears.
Osito leads the parents to a place, much like a limbo, where they can see their dead eggs one more time. Charlie comes back from exile for this.
Bad and Spreen fight lmao
As a result, Quackity asks Charlie to fight, and Charlie lets him win.
Wilburs return/Tallulah
I think he technically came back a bit before the funeral
But when Wilbur returns after being on Tour, him Fit and Phil go to the adoption center and check the attic.
They find an egg, Tallulah, and Wilbur adopts her.
They spend the day making the house, when Quackity comes up to him
Quackity thinks Wilbur is the father of Tilin, so they have a whole argument, and Wilbur goes to Tilins grave.
They end on decent terms, but later on Quackity insists on taking care of Tallulah, calling her his adoptive daughter, etc. Even when Phil is taking care of her. You see this become a bigger issue in recent streams
The Rise of Gegg
Charlie Slimecicle, grief-ridden and poor, makes a plan with Quackity to make a fake egg to rob people. It quickly gets out of hand.
Charlie morphs into a green, squishy egg and is found In a room in the adoption center. By using the excuse that Charlie is in exile, and with this egg acting like a regular egg, Gegg is now created.
Quackity adopts Gegg but quickly abandons him, so Gegg has to interact with others for help
Not many people really like Gegg. But Charlie is committed to the bit. He is Gegg now. Gegg is real. Gegg has taken over Charlie. Gegg. Gegg. Gegg.
Six Days.
The members get a video stating that in six days, their eggs will die. There is also a secret code in the video that hasn't canonically been solved
Panic and disbelief obviously happen, and parents take the time to take care of their kids and do extra events with them.
The night before the sixth was very emotional.
Parents wake up to their kids being gone, and the Brazilians coming in the ship.
Other points I couldn't fit in:
There are so many relationships, flirting and cheating that there's no way for me to list them all. But it does create drama. This is gay island at this point. LGBTQsmp.
The mobs are progressively getting stronger and harder, with new strange mobs appearing
The Code Monster, as we see more of now, attacked Phil before he and Fit killed them.
Roier becomes a psychologist and also has a female counterpart named Melissa.
There are some cases where people have "Nightmares," aka noncanon egg deaths. Sometimes there's a mob that is uneccessarily strong, lag happens, or other circumstances that lead them to giving the egg their life back and the event being retconned. Examples of this are Chayanne and Tallulah, Dapper, and Bobby
Luzu has a whole arc about being like, a robot? Arin? But I'm not caught up on that. Someone help
Bad is often the designated babysitter for eggs, followed by Phil
Maximus is actually a really fucking good actor and won awards for roleplaying. Fun fact
Maximus had a chess match with Osito Bimbo, which ended up in Osito giving him information.
I'm going to tell you right now, I could probably make a whole other list of running inside jokes
Quackity is canonically two people. English Quackity and Spanish Quackity
Roier got stabbed by Spreen with the help of Quackity, and is now looking for revenge
Check out clip channels/tiktoks for fun stuff. There's some blogs here too!
Hope this helped some, Anon! I know this is a big read but I hope you can at least scan and understand. If anyone has anything to add please reblog!
#qsmp#ask#qsmp eggs#long post#philza qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp foolish#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp charlie slimecicle#qsmp brazil#badboyhalo#dapper#philza#slimecicle#elmariana#roier qsmp#quackity#wilbur#agente maxo#qsmp tallulah#gegg#fitmc#luzu#missasinfonia#spreen#rubius#jaiden qsmp#vegetta qsmp#blank rambles#favela five
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I was honestly going to post this on my sideblog but fuck it. This is more than QSMP. This is about a real person, a victim. Someone who I have admired since I was very young.
Many people may not know but I am Brazilian and Cellbit is the content creator I have been following ever since I joined the internet. What has been posted yesterday ripped my heart out. I didn't even know she had accused him of such things (because I wasn't on Twitter at the time) so the rawness of my reaction of seeing that is impossible for me to describe.
Non-brazilian people don't know what Cellbit has gone through ever since this started. It has been seven years of constant attacks, hatred and more. The entire internet literally hated him to the point of wishing his death. He had a really, really terrible image. It was hell, it is still hell. Even to this day.
No, I don't know the pain of the things he has gone through but I do know the pain, the exhaustion, the emptiness and hollowness of keeping to yourself amounts of trauma with no one to tell for such a long time. It consumes you, it destroys you day by day. It is an experience I wish for no one.
Another thing I have related to is about asexuality. For a very long time, I have questioned myself several times if I could call or see myself as an asexual. I wondered if it's because I have never dated someone before (I have never felt romantic attraction for someone), if I'm afraid of something or if there is something wrong with me.
I'm kind of cynical about things so I declared that I shouldn't be caring about this that much but from time to time, it keeps coming to haunt me. My own parents keep jabbing jokes at me, asking “why haven't I found a boyfriend yet” or “when I was your age, I also said I didn't want to marry and have children and look at me now”. All of this makes me very, very insecure.
Meanwhile I already have been comforted by a dear friend of mine, I saw myself in those words he described. It made me realize that my experience wasn't unique. That my own questioning wasn't senseless paranoia or babbling. I still am not sure but I'm happy that I'm not alone in this matter. But I am extremely disheartened to learn such things in this way. It wasn't supposed to be like this.
So, please. From now on, solely send him love and care. Let's show him that he has a loving community, people who care about him and wish him just the best of the best. Let's not remind him of the pain but rather the warmth of receiving love and support. Let's be understanding. Let's be kind.
Shall we be humane.
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Baghera Jones is her own person that can make her own decisions, thank you very much
I wasn't going to post this here because most of this discourse came from the bird app, but I've seen so much posts here (and in my notes) that I need to get this out of my chest. So this post is going to be TW: fandom neg about Baghera treatment by the QSMP community, be warned.
So, where to begin?
I keep seeing post about Q!Baghera being a bad friend to Forever, insulting her, saying she" hate him" and that it would be better if Forever only interact with Brazilians from now on. And I'm tired of this shit
" She will clearly always side with BBH whatever Forever do"
Oh, so we have a woman friend with two men, so of course she needs to take sides. Forbid her to have her personal opinions, it all about choosing the guy she likes the most, isn't it ? How people don't realize hoe misogynistic that way of thinking is !?
She literally connected on the server yesterday, learned that Forever wanted to build a prison to imprison players and that he pass a law that was specifically targeted at one of her other friends. Of course, she said that she will stand by BBH if this continues. She is trying to comfort him because from HER perspective, he's being targeted by unfair laws, and he is still (in lore) experiencing psychological problems. She didn't side with him, she chooses to help him. Because she can make decision with the information she has.
" But she is always against what Forever propose with the government"
I'm sorry, where were you when the election arc happens? Probably insulting Baghera because she dare have opinions and calling them "stupid" and "baseless" to the point she quitted I guess? q!Baghera was ALWAYS anti-federation. She joined the election so she could start a revolution. Even after she accepted to not do that, she always defends the point that having a president was a bad idea and that a council would be better. These ideas aren't new and she didn't stop having them after Forever got elected. It makes sense for her character to oppose to him, because she was never for a president in first place.
Yesterday, she didn't say she thought his idea of vote is stupid. She says that she doesn't agree with HOW it's done right now and that they can make it better. More representative of the people. But when she talked to Forever, he basically ran away when she started saying she didn't like it. Then they got interrupted by Bad. She hadn't the time to explain herself and people are acting like she said the idea(and Forever) was bad when she never says such thing. And even if she was totally against it, she would have the right to. She has the right to have a different opinion than her friends.
" But she is always hiding things!"
Clearly, you haven't watched Baghera's stream in a long time. What does she have to hide, I'm asking you? She never gets lore, and never has any in the past. Every time sometimes mildly exciting happen, she is running to another player just so she could tell them. In the election arc she was even sharing a ton of secrets with Cellbit, a guy she was convince was a dormant agent, just because he was on the server at the same time as her and she needed to share! She is only keeping secrets that other people told her. You know, like a good friend? Also, she sometimes forgot to say things right away, but cc! Baghera has ADHD, so it's not on purpose she sometimes forgets things. CC! Baghera said that canonically, her character trust Forever 100%, and she kept it that way so far. She just has no secrets to share right now because she isn't getting any lore.
" But Forever is always alone these days, and Baghera isn't appreciative of his work!"
Pshhh, I'm going to tell you a secret. You know who's alone 90% of their streams? BAGHERA JONES! She is in her castle alone, building. And why she spends the other 10% with people? Because she goes to people to check on them! Does Forever do that? No. He's in is isolation arc. We have never seen him check on what Baghera was doing or asking to do something together. Several times we've seen the players having fun while he was online, and he didn't join. It's not Baghera's job to go fetch him to play and help him when he isn't asking for it. And she always shows appreciation for what he is doing, just not in his face. Things you would know if y'all were actually watching her POV. She has Portuguese and English subtitle on at all times, you have no excuses. And why these type of comments are always directed toward Baghera and nobody else in the server that are doing stuff aside from Forever? Literally, I've never seen anyone else being call names because they are not tending to someone else need. Truly strange that it's directed at a woman, isn't it?
Baghera said in live recently that she has to take a break from doing lore with some of the streamers with the biggest community because she was getting hate every single time she was interacting with them. She didn't say names, But we all know who she was talking about. And I think it sucks she has to walk on eggshells around Brazilian players because of that. That she try to not be too friendly/teasing with Forever because of that. If you don't see her spending time with him as much, now you know why. They are still friend, but she doesn't want to deal with the community bullshit.
To conclude
She said that she wants her character to be recognized for her own achievement and not just be "Forever and bad third friend". And I'm also tired of this. She has the right to have opinions. She has the right to make decisions that contradict the ones of her friends. Furthermore, she isn't "Forever bad friend" or "BadBoyHalo emotional support woman". She is her own person. Stop acting like she's picking sides. Stop to infantilize her by saying that "she needs to think about the way she's acting". All her decisions make sense in universe. She has the right to defend her friend, she has the right to do her castle in peace, she has the right to not spend time with/help her brother if she doesn't feel like it. SHE has the RIGHT to exist at the SAME LEVEL as BBH and Forever, not as their accessory that is there to break them apart.
We have a lot more women on the server now that Jaiden plays regularly and with the new players. Let threat them like person, not just by the lenses of the men of the QSMP. Go watch their POV. Ask questions to people that watch them on main.
I'm so tired of this, it's being going on for months. I know the biggest part of the community is nice and love her. At least until she does something they don't like. I'm so tired...
#qsmp#q!baghera#q!forever#qsmp fandom#qsmp fandom neg#Also no hate to Forever#He's doing is best and I'm happy that him and BBH are enjoying their discord arc#but I hate how people use it to insult and belittle Bags#I'm going to start blocking people on sight#longpost#Defending women of the qsmp online isn't enough anymore#I need a knife#qsmp discourse
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Question to any Brazilians/other qsmp enjoyers
(TW: cc!Forever mention)
(@lilghostlettuce tagging you cuz I really need advice from a Brazilian lol)
(Also please read the whole thing if you can cuz it’s pretty important)
Hey qsmpblr! I hope y’all are well first of all! But I have a question to ask. As a lot of you maybe know, it’s almost one year since the Brazilian creators joined the server which is really exciting because I get to draw Cellbit, Pac Mike & Felps characters!And Richas too!!! (And cuz I’ve never fully drew their characters yet)
But then there’s the hard part about drawing this because it’s always the same day Forever joined the server and we all know what he did and how he’s no longer on the qsmp but then there’s his character. And I’m gonna be honest I absolutely love his character! Q!Forever is an interesting and important character on the server and there comes a saying that I say:
“We can’t change or rewrite history”
So I’m really stuck and sad of what to do because I know a lot of former-fans of CC!Forever will be sensitive about this topic and I don’t want anyone to think I still support the creator. WHICH I DONT
So what do I do? Draw his character? Not draw his character? Blur him out?
I’m under a lot of stress and pressure of what to do and I don’t want people to be angry and assume I still support CC!Forever
Until then I’ll listen to your advice qsmpblr and maybe until then I’ll make different versions over the ‘One Year Brazil art’
- One with his character in it
- One with his character not in it
- And one with his character blurred
But let me know if you have any other ideas of what to do and seriously I REALLY need your help qsmpblr. Thanks for listening to me rant and I do hope you have a nice day/night ❤️🫂🇧🇷
:)
#qsmp#qsmpblr#qsmp discussion#TW: Forever#qsmp forever#qsmp brazil community#qsmp brazil#qsmp cellbit#qsmp q!forever#Tiger_Willow posts#qsmp brasil
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ok, i worked out fueled by grief over qforever, had breakfast and took a shower so now im more recomposed to be sappy about forever like kia did on her profile despite the fact that i did not sleep at all this night. full text under the cut to not clog the tag and YES I AM GONNA TAG THIS TEXT BECAUSE WE DROVE THE FOREVER BUS I FEEL LIKE WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO THIS IF WE WANT TO 🗣️🗣️
The qsmp is my first direct experience with mcrp and this kind of smp. Previously, my only contact with stuff like this had been dealing with Dream stans on twitter so uh. Not a good light. Before the qsmp i really had a negative view on mcyt and its fans in general (specially when it comes to shipping because i didnt really understood at the time). Then, suddenly on my twitter I saw a commotion about brazilians joining a gringo minecraft series, and that kinda make me go "? interesting", but I didn't really thought much. Then, my uruguayan friend send me the brazilians announcement when it happened, asking me if I knew those streamers.
Now! Fun fact! Unlike 95% of the brazilians in this fandom, these people were, in fact, not my childhood. I knew who Cellbit, Felps and Tazercraft were, of course, they were/are famous as hell. But, at the time they were at the peak of brazilian mcyt, my side of mcyt was the opposite of theirs (I was a rezendeevil fan. long story one day we need to put all the gringos up to brazilian mcyt lore), and previously I had only watched the old guard of brazilian mcyt (venom extreme kind of stuff). FUN FACT! I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHO FOREVER WAS! I had literally never heard of that man before and it just seemed so random to me, a random ass guy put along Cellbit, Felps and Tazercraft FEKWGFOIKWRRE
Now, due to them not being my childhood, I didn't really care about the qsmp. Like, oh, cool, brazilians are joining. But that was it to me, I had no interest in watching it at all. Then, the brazilians first day happened while I was sleeping, and my tl was FLOODING with videos about it. I saw fun clips of Cellbit, Felps and Tazercraft and found them funny, but that was it. After that I was just gonna ignore whenever it showed up on my timeline, block tags if necessary.
...And then I started seeing clips of Forever and Philza. And it was the most HILARIOUS stuff I had seen through the week. It was their interactions that made me be ok with the qsmp constantly showing up on my timeline, and it was their interactions that made me be somewhat more okay with mcrp.
So, fast foward a month. By then, I was used to qsmp clips showing up to me and some tweets about it, and then regret arc and guapoduo happened. This made me actually get interested in actively keeping up with the qsmp instead of just waiting for stuff to show up at my timeline. After a few days, I decided I'd hope on a qsmp stream just to see how things are.
This is the fun part: I was meant to be a Cellbit main, considering how it was regret and guapoduo what motivated me to watch a qsmp stream. But when I decided to hop on, Cellbit wasn't streaming but Forever was, and I was like "oh its the philza guy right? yeah im okay watching him" and decided to hop on. I think the first stream of his I watched was the one where he set up the Jaiden stasis chamber at the ordo.
And honestly, at first I tried really hard to keep up with Cellbits pov whenever Cellbit was streaming at the same time as Forever, but it just got harder. I don't know exactly what called me into Forever's pov at the time- maybe it was his relationship with Richas, maybe it was the way Forever was handling rp at the time, which had (and when he's not 100% loreing, still has) a thin layer of meta that just aligned with my current views on mcrp at the time. But Forever ended up being the pov I grew most attached and used to. I'd watch tazercraft during afternoons, sure, and I love them! But the moment Forever would open stream I'd come over running to him. I'd watch Cellbit when Forever wasn't on, but between the two, I'd always pick Forever.
And honestly, as a main Forever pov with a private twitter account and a tumblr lurker at the time BOY it was hard. my man was getting hate for some stupid shit and elections arc is a whole can of worms im not gonna open right now. But I'd never expected to grew so attached to a minecraft pov and to actually keep up with a streamer before- after 2016 I kinda just fell out of keeping up with youtubers/streamers.
And then we have the happy pills arc. This arc CHANGED my brain chemistry. But the pre happy pills arc stream, the one with the clock, I think that's the marking point for me. Because I cried when he wrote the letter to Richas, and let me tell you something, I don't cry easily watching media. The only times I had previously cried were:
Opening up KH3 and hearing dearly beloved for the first time (I had spent MY WHOLE LIFE SINCE 2013 waiting for KH3)
"Unsaid Emily" from Julie and the Phantoms (I have issues with my mom.)
Super Sonic in Sonic 2 movie ( Im a big sonic fan lmao)
So the fact that I cried with that letter SHOCKED ME. Never in a million years I'd have thought I would be crying over minecraft rp. And then in the next day he pulls the rug from underneath out of his viewers feets with the happy pills arc, surprising EVERYONE. The happy pills arc is still my favorite qsmp arc of them all and I hold it very close to my heart.
I think it's kinda funny that I kinda had the same evolution towards rp as Forever did- at the beginning the thought rp was cringe and said he'd only play normal minecraft in the qsmp, and now he delivered us two AMAZING arcs full of rp (I'm never getting over him smiling and crying to richarlystone and the black make up with the bleached hair, what the fuck)
I think I just fried my no sleep brain after writing all this cause Idk what else to write LOL. I appreciate cc!forever a lot for all he has brought to the table in the qsmp, for how he started as "haha funny brazilian man with his antics screaming and being funny obsessed over philza" and ended with one of the most tragic qsmp characters ever. I appreciate cc!forever for changing my view towards mcrp.
And also thank quackity for inviting forever to the qsmp and thank philza for having a urahara skin LMAO things would have gone very different for me if it wasnt for them.
I'll be keeping up with stonkscraft 3, but whenever forever comes back to the qsmp I'll be ready with my arms open to embrace what this man brings to the qsmp <3
also I WAS NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAID MY GRIEF OVER QFOREVER SERVED AS A FUEL FOR MY WORK OUT. i never progressed so much weight before (my leg press is insane wtf) and never did such a well done cardio on a >leg day< before what the actual shit
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I don't know if now is exactly the right time for this, considering everything that is going on, but I've had this post in the drafts for a while, so idk. A collection of random things I've noticed after a year of the QSMP in action (though I've only been involved in the fandom since late October).
Genuinely something fairly long, and I don't want to clog up anyone's feed with this mess of a post, so >
(colors don't mean anything in particular, I just needed to break up the text for my own attention span's sake)
Regardless of the fact that the translation feature exists, QSMP members always seem to make an effort to learn a few words in the language of other members. I frequented Tubbo's streams a lot, and I can remember him looking up Korean greetings back when Acau was just joining the server. Tina, while not fluent in the language, made an effort to converse with the newer Korean members in Korean on multiple occasions, and succeeded in that regard. BadBoyHalo and Foolish both went above and beyond to try to learn bits and pieces of the other languages on the server; Cellbit has been absolutely insane in picking up the languages present on the server, and even Quackity has worked on learning Portuguese behind the scenes with Mike. They aren't the only ones either, not by a long shot, though they were some of the few I watched happening in real time. The first days of different members joining the server were filled with exchanges of words and slang, and it was always incredible to watch. I could go onto the streams of Quackity or Tubbo or Tina when the new Korean members were joining, or Hugo, and walk away with a handful of new swears and slang under my belt. I find it incredible that everyone works so hard to communicate with each other beyond only the translation feature.
The impact of the QSMP was not on the permanent members of the server alone. While this is only one example of a great amount, I've been able to watch Aimsey's intermittent streams where they work on learning Brazilian Portuguese on Duolingo, their most recent only around three weeks ago. They joined Purgatory 2 months ago, but they made lasting friends with the Brazilian members of their team, and they still work on learning the language. They still talk about taking a trip down to Brazil to meet up with their fellow Purgatory 2 teammates, alongside Tubbo. I find that to be quite sweet, if I'm being frank.
The fandom has also worked across that language barrier. QSMP Language Day was one example of this (rip, such great idea, I had so much fun but oh my goodness did that day end terribly), though I have to give a shocking amount of credit to QSMP Twitter. It's always awesome to see the posts that trickle through in different languages, just seeing people discuss different headcanons and theories that they have in different languages, like it's nothing. The translation feature has come in clutch many, many times, but a lot of people have been working to genuinely learn a language since the server started. To those of you reaching your 1 year streak on Duolingo this week, I commend you. I just reached my 60 day one, and while it's not a lot compared to what some people have, it's a pretty big deal for me. I've seen Twitch chats filled with French, German, English, Spanish, Portuguese, and Korean. In one stream I could count spotting seven separate languages being spoken in the span of roughly seven minutes (not including French, idk where you guys went but I just did not spot you once): English, Spanish, Korean, Portuguese, German, Pashto, and Russian. QSMP Language Day was amazing, even if it was cut short by news about the admins, and it's just been really cool to see people communicating in their own respective first languages.
Translation in general. I've seen an uptick of translated closed captioning in videos created by different QSMP members, and while it isn't a lot, it's incredible to see when it does occur. I have to give a shout out to both Quackity and Baghera, for their translated closed captioning. Even if it's only a few videos, it's epic to see. I also find it very interesting that the only Offline TV video I've seen with closed captioning in more than one language was the one that Quackity was in, with Spanish subtitles. It shows that the creators care enough to add the captioning, and I think that's pretty awesome. It's also nice because often adding captions in another language forces you to add captions in the language you're primarily speaking throughout the video, which can help people who need context beyond the often messy auto-generated closed captions.
Fanfiction! Fanart! The most kudosed fanfiction on AO3 in Portuguese of any type is a GuapoDuo fanfic! Almost half of the top twenty most kudosed fanfictions in Portuguese on AO3 are QSMP. I talk about it a bit more in depth here, but it's still incredible to see just how dedicated this community is. I've been involved in multiple fic-gifting events and I've seen some genuinely incredible works come out of this fandom. Heck, I've created a lot of things for the QSMP that I'm incredibly proud of. I've seen some of the most incredible creative expression ever come out of this fandom. The tiniest accounts on YouTube posting full-length, colored animatics complete with the smallest of details (shout out to Artydrawsthings on YouTube for I GOT LOVE, that was absolutely incredible), fanfic authors writing massive A.U.s that explore every character in depth, and livebloggers that will analyze each and every movement to gush over it all. The fandom that the QSMP has built has been incredible, and it's been amazing to see it grow.
Just in general, the sense of community, and overall joy the QSMP has created. You can tell that this a passion project, created by someone who genuinely cared about and believed that what they were doing was something they wanted to be doing, and managed by people who believed that the project was doing great things. I think this is what made the QSMP flourish. It was built off people who were happy on the server, and it truly accomplished what it set out to accomplish: uniting communities. I could have said this two weeks ago, three, a month, five months, half a year; it would have held true nonetheless. However, for the QSMP's first anniversary, I think it's fitting to give it this achievement.
The QSMP without a doubt has its gaping flaws. That isn't something we can ignore, and it isn't something that we should try to. However, to ignore everything that this server has done in the year it has existed would be a crime in my eyes. I'm glad to have been a part of this fandom, and maybe I can't speak Portuguese or Spanish or German and I won't ever be able to French or Korean or whatever languages the QSMP will go on to add (sorry French, rip), but I know a lot more than I did when I started, and I think that the server has done a lot of good in the roughly year it has existed.
So thank you, to the fandom, to the server, and to everyone who made this happen, from the fanartists and the egg admins to Quackity at the top of it all. It's been a great ride, and I hope that it'll be able to continue.
#qsmp#happy birthday qsmp#sorta#i can't remember its exact birthday lol#quackity#baghera jones#badboyhalo#cellbit#because I talk about them a bit#I don't really know what to tag this with to be honest#y'all have been great#and it's been awesome to see how far this fandom has come since I got involved in it#shout out to bbh and yd who have been absolute gems#it's been so cool watching everyone's language skills grow both in the server and outside of it#that's really all
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I know some people were caught off guard by Q!Cellbit's big reveal, but just a friendly reminder that he's not the only genius among the Brazilians, those guys ar ALL incredibly smart, it just doesn't seem like it because they're also huge dumbasses (affectionate).
QSMP spoilers below (tho they're more my reading of events than 100% facts and I'm really biased)
Forever knows Cellbit's whole federation loving bullshit is a con, he knew from day one, he can't prove it, but he mentioned it as a likely possibility multiple times, he's not mad at Cellbit for joining the federation, he's mad at Cellbit because he's being a jerk about it and threatening to change Richarlyson's custody agreement, he knows it's a con, but he's smart enough to be prepared for the off chance it isn't, and even when the truth gets revealed it doesn't mean all the hurtful things Cellbit said will be forgiven.
I'll be honest I don't watch Tazercraft that often, but on the first five minutes I tapped into their streams I heard Mike saying that this all must be a plan, them and Cellbit go way back, and while part of it might be wishful thinking they know this is not Cellbit the conspiracy maniac who was completely against the federation, they know there must be something else there, they considered the possibility of him going crazy, but they're also considering the idea of it all being planned.
Cellbit thinks he fooled everyone, but his friends saw through him almost immediately, they're pissed at him not because of the betrayal, but because he's being a jerk, they don't trust him enough to be certain of the whole infiltration plan, they're definitely wary of him, but it's less because they think he's a threat and more because they're afraid that whatever plan he has might backfire badly and he decided to bet on too high stakes in line without letting anyone else in.
#qsmp#qsmp spoilers#Anyways this is not a 100% serious analysis it's just me rambling about my little dumbasses#because I'm a bit tired of seeing my boys being treated as if they're 100% unaware of things happening around them#Like Forever is a genius of networking he gets people he's Smart and resourceful#he's as crazy as Cellbit but he knows that allies are a strength not a weakness#and Tazer and Craft (calling Pac and Mike that is the most genius thing) are literal scientists boys are smart#and they're not as unaware as people make them to be they're a bit aloof but they know what's going on#Also why are people acting as if they don't know about the custody fight?#Forever told basically Everyone and they were the first ones to know about it#Was it retconned or do people just not watch Forever and Tazer?#Also I don't talk about Felps on this but my boy is still the ghost haunting the narrative#his absence speaks for itself it's the hole that makes everything start to fall apart if he was there none of this would happen
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For the deli au
1- Does Richas also sees and says that Cellbit is his hero and that TazerCraft are the parents that are most chill but actually all three are (for Cellbit's case were) villains? And does he know about it and says that to not bring suspicion to them or help their images?
2- Does Chume Labs also makes activities like the hide and seek and murder mystery?
3- Does someone knows about Cellbit's past of being a villain like Felps?
4- Will Richas also help Cellbit and Roier in something more romantic like he did in QSMP? And how Roier reacts when meeting Richas considering what happened with Bobby?
5-I see Phillza in this AU as someone with a good and almost OP power but screw it he wants to be left alone taking care of his family and will not join the FoH even if they insist cause he's an anarchist and sees the corruption by a mile
Okay! Let's go!
Cellbit is 100% still Richas' hero and Tazer e Craft are probably still his chillest parents, though they are a bit more. Destructive. Than they are in canon. Richas does know they're all villains, but he doesn't care. They don't kill people or anything, and, even if they did, he'd be chill with that because he's a very concerning child. (Future villain in the making tbh)
So Chume Labs is Pac and Mike's Thing yk? By that I mean, instead of minigames and stuff, they do some more mechanical engineering type stuff. They actually make equipment for the FoH on commission sometimes, which basically solidifies their alibi as Not Villains, because what kind of villains would work for the enemy?
The Brazilians all know about Cellbit's past and the only ones actually worried about it are Pac and Mike with an emphasis on Pac, who is still terrified of him after some of the stuff he pulled back in the Day lol
Richarlyson will find out about his dad and this New Guy having a bit of a thing for each other and he is going to Scheme along with a new friend he's going to meet at a pr function his dad the mayor has going on with the FoH, and this other kid is very invested in Roier getting a new boyfriend. Regarding Roier and Richas, Roier will be so fucking concerned for this kid, especially since Richas' ability can be SUPER op given the right circumstances. But tbh he's pretty confident that Forever would be able to grab his own son out of the FoH's hands
Phil is the Angel of Death because he's literally just the same dude from the dsmp and thus from dsmp fics lol. He does Angel of Death things. He's very retired and he will NOT be going back into the industry, thank you, he just wants to raise his son and his daughter in peace with his secret 'super'villain husband, thank you
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Cellbit Lore in English
English summary of the Q!Cellbit lore I know so far. Broken down into segments as follows: Ordo Theoritas, The Chainsaw Incident, The Betrayal, Cellbit's Past, Finding Felps, Cellbit's Books
Ordo Theoritas
Cellbit starts the Ordo Theoritas in order to work on the mysteries of the island, establishing an office below his house and an outpost ship way off called Base Guapita (made during a wonderful Guapoduo stream, would recommend). Cellbit works on the QSMP ARG puzzles, solving them at a breakneck pace. He becomes the go-to guy for lore and info about the island.
The Chainsaw Incident
In one attempt to get an interview with Cucurucho, Cellbit, alongside the Ordo Theoritas, sets up an iron farm (a blatant rule violation) to get Cucurucho's attention, hoping to lure it into a premade interrogation room. This backfires when Cellbit is instead teleported into a dark corridor, mown down with a chainsaw by Cucurucho, impaled on a spike trap, teleported back there, sees his dead impaled body (which Cucurucho laughs at) and is then taken to a separate interrogation room by Cucurucho. The main piece of information we get from this is Cucurucho stating that everything is real (which runs against the simulation theory) and Cellbit promising not to break anymore rules.
The Betrayal
Cellbit, having exhausted all options, attempts to befriend the Federation and join them by whatever means necessary, stating that if the island is perfect for them, it can be perfect for him too if he joins them. This betrayal is seemingly triggered by a joke Maximus played on him: playing an old embarrassing ad that Cellbit was in up in the Favela for everyone to see and here (NB, Cellbit did a lot of fun acting and ad stuff in the past, that ad is just the tip of the iceberg).
Cellbit is made to do various tasks for the Federation, collecting information on other players (the same info that was collected by Cucurucho on Day 1, but on the French and Tazercraft), cleaning up the Felps missing posters, collecting info on how to make Roier and Foolish happy (we see this manifest later on as Cucurucho lets Foolish ride the cloud, something that Cellbit noted would make Foolish happy), and most egregiously of all, destroying illegal spawners in Forever's xp farm.
Throughout this time Cellbit is already pushing the worst possible buttons he can, locking Maximus out of Sofia with a new password, insinuating that BBH and Forever are bad parents, trying for 100% custory of Richarlyson and abandoning the Ordo Theoritas. This 180 raises both suspicion and concern from the others, but BBH and Forever decide that Cellbit might be trying to pull something off, and put some faith in him. Cellbit also gives Richarlyson a book that apparently explains the entire situation, and tells him to not show anyone.
Cellbit's Past
Bit of an aside but a relevant source of concern. While all this is going on, Tazercraft fill Forever in on Cellbit's past. From near the beginning, it's been made clear that Q!Cellbit's past is F!Cellbit, a character from an old series called Fuga Impossivel. The series takes place in a prison and involved all the Brazilian players in QSMP except Forever, hence why Tazercraft had to fill him in.
To summarise, F!Cellbit was violent, manipulative and entirely self-serving, killing and harming many other characters, including Felps, who he killed. Q!Cellbit's past has been brought up before, with Cellbit himself explaining to Richarlyson and many others that he's had a troubled past, he's done some horrible things, but that's not who he is anymore. For the most part, he's fairly open about it, being able to bring it up without being prompted. He is however, fairly cagey about what landed him in prison in the first place ("it was self-defence"), and when asked by Richarlyson if he ever ate anyone, he says it's irrelevant (he did).
Considering this with the betrayal, it leads to the concern that Q!Cellbit may not be as reformed as he claims to be.
Finding Felps
Having done all of the tasks and made it into the Federation, Cellbit is taken to the offices, given an office and made to do some inventory, in which he finds soap, some books spelling out Felps, and the hat Felps wore when he disappeared. He later goes snooping around the place claiming to be looking for a bathroom. He finds a door blocked by a password, which he correctly guesses as Felps.
Going in, he finds a camera view of Felps in some sort of stasis chamber thing (shortly after it was made available on the Quackity Studios twitter thus everyone can canonically see it). Cellbit teleports out and tells Richarlyson to give Forever the book Cellbit gave him at the very beginning. Cellbit is then teleported back to the room with the video of felps and turns around to see Cucurucho. It reminds Cellbit that he is part of QSMP Census Bureau before he screams, and is erased from the island in a similar manner to Felps.
Cellbit's Books
Richarlyson gives the book to Forever, in which it says in Portuguese "Crown of Thorns, 3004". BBH works out that this is a reference to the head of Christ ie. the head of the giant Christ the Redeemer statue that they're all standing right next to. I also like to think it's a clever little reference to the concept of martyrdom, as this book would only really have to be used if something happened to Cellbit in his attempt to infiltrate the Federation.
On the head, they find a locked chest, unlocked with the code 3004. Inside are books for Forever, Richarlyson, Cucurucho, Roier and Tazercraft. Forever and Richarlyson's books are largely apologies and explanations, with Cellbit explaining how much it hurt to have to do what he did. He reveals the new password to Sofia was "regret", and generally tries to fix what he did. Cucurucho's book has the phrase "Fuck you" in English, Portuguese, Spanish and French, occasionally interspersing some more creative insults.
That's all I can be asked to interpret and put together. I don't speak Portuguese in the slightest so I've definitely missed a lot.
#qsmp cellbit#qsmp lore#qsmp forever#qsmp bbh#qsmp cucurucho#qsmp federation#I barely speak English let alone any other language#Sometimes my limited Spanish can carry but Portuguese is just a diff language#stg if anything happens to richarlyson i can't
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