#This to you

[nicotinecigarettetobacco]

finally got the carrd done. i was trying to think of characters that i self ship with but the last time i memorably was self shipping, i just don't self ship with those characters anymore. i went from like 20 f/o's down to 3. Sigh.

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

(Dealbreakers event) Wait no this is fucking hilarious I want in!! Any gender is fine 🥰

Dealbreaker for me: can’t take care of themselves/their house. Can’t do their laundry, cook, clean, etc. It’s even worse if they don’t even try to negate this (eg takeout, hire a cleaner, get their clothes dry cleaned etc). Like please if I wanted to be a mother I’d have an actual child. I can barely take care of myself on a daily basis.

An ick/bad habit of mine: I am the worst to share a bed with. I either don’t move and people think I’m dead, or I will kick you out of the bed and steal the blankets. I’ve been told by numerous people that they never want to share a bed with me again because I’ve either scared the shit out of them when they’ve woken up and think I’m legit dead, or I’ve injured them in some way. Nobody sleeps well when sharing a bed with me. I also have no recollection of doing any of this when I wake up. I am truly a terror.

I can’t wait to find out who my ex is, but just know if it’s Ran I will cry but also like… why can I clearly picture it being Ran 😀

Blessed she who clearly Sees the wood for the trees... I'm beginning to notice How much this feels like A waking limb Pins and needles

ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇᴀʟʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴇʀ ᴇx ɪs…

ʀᴀɴ ʜᴀɪᴛᴀɴɪ

Oh babe. I'm so sorry. I know how much you love him. I do. I do! But don't you think it's worth leaving if you're having this hard of a time? I keep hearing from you just what a mess the man is. The cleaner was a cop out but at least it was a welcome change. But still, what is this the 50s? Why are you cooking every night for a man that doesn't even pick up his socks? Plus! Plus, you're always telling me how insufferably grumpy he is that you keep him from getting his precious sleep. It's not like you can just snap your fingers and fix that! And we are not even discussing his suggestion of sleeping pills, I'll get too fucking angry. Look a relationship shouldn't be all give and no take. You shouldn't feel numb when you're around him. Maybe take some time off dating for a while.

ℬ𝒶𝒿𝒾 𝒦𝑒𝒾𝓈𝓊𝓀𝑒

Take your time mourning your time with Ran. But I really think you and Baji could be cute! That certified mama's boy may not seem like it, but he knows his way around a kitchen a bit. And he's a big teddy bear that tosses and turns in his deep sleep anyway. I don't think you could possibly bother him. He'd probably bear hug you if you accidently punch him or something.

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

source

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

[maculategiraffe]

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

[prismatoxic]

dadchuck is everything to me

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[oncorhynchus-nerka]

VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.

Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

[greelin]

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.