#This terrifies me

[thisrobinisred]

Chat what do you mean there’s going to be a live action ninjago movie

[memesandmusicalss]

this thought haunts me constantly

[starsareonfirelikeme]

Y'all...i just remember something I learned somewhere... Idk if it's true or not but the dude said both male and female hyenas have penises... I... So.. Like.. In twisted wonderland... Beastman and whatever... Do.. So the female hyenas have one too?!?? LIKE I NEED TO KNOW... I'M SO CONCERNED I NEED ANSWERS

[curioushabitforarivergod]

its made its way to tiktok :/

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was young my dad offhandedly told me he thought people treated fish with so much casual cruelty because fish can’t scream.

The words branded themselves across my soul.

As an adult I think he may have been joking. He payed no especial attention to any indignities fish suffered in our household but I could never forget. I saw fish in a different light after that.

Fish kept in tiny bowls, breathing their own poisons, dying by inches. Fish kept in cold tanks, casually disposed of. Fish touted as being short lived when they could outlive the better loved family dog if only they could breathe. Fish casually won and discarded in cheap plastic bags, thrown away a week later.

How they would scream, if they could.

[industrations]

Don’t let me go, go, go, go………

[violent138]

There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:

Goon: "You won't kill me."

Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"

Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."

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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"

Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."

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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*

Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"

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Steph: *clears throat*

Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*

Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."

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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*

Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."

Gordon: "What."

Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*

[mia-needs-sleep]

@feelinprettyblue02

[wickedjr89]

YouTube Has A Brainrot Problem...

[xiaq]

Your first pride story was touching and all but you still married a man.

Yeah, bisexuals do that sometimes.

[gatoiberico]

he has the ultimate power

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[iturastwordblog-youdidntseethis]

I want everyone to know that I fear not but one thing.

It is that. Fucking. Squid. The thing I am afraid of is that we know little to nothing about it.

And we've only got recorded records of the juveniles.

LOOK AT THIS SH*T

THAT'S A JUVINILE. AM I REASONABLE TO FEAR THIS?

Snakes? Sure, why not.

Spiders? Aw, cute!

Heights? Not really, only fear that to an extent from how badly injured I'd be from falling from a certain height.

The ocean itself? Ooooo!

THIS SQUID WITH ELBOWS?

Fuck. No.

[tempo-takoyaki]

Here is my last prompt for SVSSSAction's Gotcha For Gaza from an anonymous donor! They asked for some freeform Bingyuan, and I imagined this little scene. Chocolate is good~

[chloesimaginationthings]

"They call it the MANGLE" - FNAF 2 phone guy

[berivan-noctisia]

I need people to be insane with me and talk about this because I have too many questions and it is way too dramatic.

It's horrifying and fucking beautiful at the same time, the gentleness, the trust in spite of the cosmic horror. Is Jayce's mind still there? For how long? Does Viktor come often to tell him about the good he made? Does he still apologise? Can they communicate? Does Viktor seek a cure? Is it even possible? I can't

[cenomatic]

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