#This site is getting in my nERVES

[wulvercazz]

🏖️Seashore Prey🐟

A little mermay fun with my OCs :>cc Caronte isn't usually mer but,, ahhh had to give my short king his own mer AU where he gets to be a coelacanth ;w;💕He's a mean lil fish but... Storm being a succubus and all that... she's into it😌

[notsooldmadcatlady]

No, honestly, tumblr, what the fuck?! I put up with the commercials for condoms, men's underwear, and the signs of syphilis, but what the actual fuck is THAT?

What next? Join the friendly ranks of kkk?

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[duckiemimi]

maybe we should abolish all geto stans.

[ima-yehet-you-in-the-face]

REPEAT AFTER ME!

FANFIC WRITERS DO NOT OWE YOU ANYTHING!!!

FANFIC WRITERS CAN BE SICK!!!

FANFIC WRITERS CAN UPDATE WHENEVER THEY WANT!!!

FANFIC WRITERS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH THEIR STORIES!!!

I am so fucking sick of readers bitching in the comments. I cannot even imagine demanding that someone update a story that we are even lucky to be reading. You have no right to demand a new chapter. You have no right to harass someone about their stories. You have no right to complain about how the author portrays the characters. You have no right to be in the comments whining abouy how you would never do that. If you don't like it, DONT FUCKING READ IT.

(Sorry this is so aggressive, but I can't take it any more. The fics are not a right. We are not owed them. Someone took time out of their day to write them and then let us enjoy them for free. Please please be kind. Please respect these people. I think that's the least we as readers can do.)

[fandomchaosposts]

the least they could do is have their instagram account under their full name. I'm supposed to live with the curiosity for 2.5 whole weeks????? unacceptable smh

[dreamlogic]

musing in the tags about the view two years out from my hysterectomy and the shifting nature of neuropathy. i asked my PT for recommendations/resources pertaining to pain science and that's been a very helpful lenses to have. i'm still not back to normal, will never be unmarked by this experience or return to my pre-op self, but my baseline has been gradually increasing over the last few months, and it feels good to look back on the last two years and say "i have no idea how i managed to function while living with that, but i did!"

[grinchwrapsupreme]

love experimenting with pain management because they're like "here, we'll try this and then come back in 3 months and we'll discuss the results" like baby i can come back tomorrow, the results are Bad

[blubble-lake]

days are best with you! 🌄

[un-pearable]

group project 👍

[ollyalexander]

ollyyears: i turned 33 yesterday ! i got to spend it in beautiful Joensuu, Finland (the Botanical gardens were so cute!) with some of my favorite people in the world, performing my songs to a wonderful audience!! each year i feel more and more grateful for all the good things in my life and able to appreciate them more, getting older is a blessing and i feel so lucky ❤️ love u

[thousandheadeddolphin]

this sites annoying as fuck

[mediocredoots]

legitimately just saw some dudes dick on pinterest. wtf are you showing me how did that get on there????

[breadanddough]

It drives me absolutely mad to see all the people on tiktok openly posting links to their 400k followers, only for all the sites to be taken down. And then they go and say “well people have known about these sites for years, it was bound to be found out at some point, it wasn’t my fault!” Yes It Fucking Was. Of course it was. What Deity of Coincidence do you think is following you around?

Even worse, I’ve seen people posting how to find the masterlists of links, only for every one on that list to “just happen to” get taken down.

“Well everyone deserves to have access to this, so why shouldn’t I post them?? You’re just gatekeeping blah blah blah-“ EXACTLY. IT IS ABOUT ACCESS AND YOU ARE WHAT IS DESTROYING THAT. BEING MORE DIFFICULT TO FIND THAN A VIRAL VIDEO IS THE ENTIRE POINT.

If people really wanted to find these sites, they can search for them themselves- or better yet, you can Privately DM it to them. Wow, you finally found out that pirated media was an option two years ago! That doesn’t mean you have any understanding of how sharing it works, nor do you have some moral obligation to share it among swaths of people!

Listen to the people who have been doing this forever. Stop wide-spreading shit and getting it taken down.

Unfriendly reminder that all you idiots being like "yeah just pirate media now, fuck corporations!" posting links and just openly telling people where to download pirated media are why it's so hard to find safe, working sites for it anymore.

I've been doing this shit for over 20 years and the availability has gone down as it's become more mainstream. The more you publicly talk about all these sites the less there are. Shut up. Tell people in private or don't tell them at all.

[pygmi-says-hi]

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

also please stop traumadumping in the notes/tags, that's not the point of this post. it's really upsetting to see on my feed, so i'm muting the notifs for this post. if you have a question about this post, dm me, but i don't want a constant influx of traumatic stories. xox

[nico-di-genova]

Tumblr stop butchering my icon quality challenge.