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themountainrambler · 6 months ago
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Man I love finding a philosopher/sociologist/Analyzer-Of-Things that agrees with me. Like the feeling of thinking about something, forming an opinion, and then finding out other people ALSO thought about the thing AND reached the same conclusion as you is unmatched
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edapparently · 4 months ago
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Dirk Gently's Holistic Book Collection
This is kind of a follow up to my previous post regarding me starting the Dirk Gently books and kind of a rant about what I thought of The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul and kind of an update in general really I mentioned in my last post that the reason I started reading Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency was partly because of my love of Douglas Adams' other work and partly because I needed a distraction from the difficult time I was having in my personal life. In that time: my ridiculously generous friend @spiritbox713 began buying me books I wanted in order to make me feel better. It started with a copy of Isaac Asimov's The Complete Robot that I had spotted on a shelf in Waterstones and made a comment about, but I didn't buy it because I already had 3 whole books in my hands that I was already going to buy. He, while I waited for him by the door to finish buying what he had told me was manga, bought it for me and when he presented it to me on the street it took almost every fiber of my being not to start sobbing in public Then a little time past and I began Dirk Gently just as things hit a very low point for me. I didn't mention this last time because I don't often like to talk about my feelings publicly, but that book was like a light house that kept me pointing in the right direction through the storm I was attempting to navigate. I would get upset and then I would open the book and suddenly there was light ahead of me to keep me going. It's part of the reason I felt like I should make my last post about it and possibly why I feel so attached to it now Speaking of my last post, that was when my friend re-entered the picture to draw me back into the maddening infinity of his care and generosity. It wasn't long at all after he read it that he began texting me about something I should expect to arrive at my house and then sent me a picture of an order he had made to my address. He bought me both The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul as well as The Salmon of Doubt in one go and was having them delivered straight to me Needless to say, I am eternally greatful to him and I owe him a great deal in return for what he's given me. I am so, so lucky to have someone like him in my life, along with all my friends who have helped me get through the hard times I've been dealing with. If any of them are reading this then I want them to know that they are loved by me and I would never ask for any other people to have been in my life Since then, I have completed my collection myself and now have all the Douglas Adams books I could wish for. Including my old and battered copy of Hitchhiker's Guide that got me into his work in the first place. Now, however, when I look at or even think of these books I won't be able to help myself but think of the times my friends showed me kindness and compassion that came with them and how they collectively (one might dare say 'holistically') held me together during the darkest of times
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I have now finished The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul and will soon be moving on to The Salmon of Doubt. And so I will add my comments on the second book in the series here [Spoilers Ahead BTW]: When I read the first book, I was surprised at how different it was to the American TV show, but when I read the second book I was mostly surprised by how different it was to the first. And to be perfectly honest: I actually really like that In a series with such a strong Sci-Fi/Supernatural opener as Dirk Gently, I find it to be a refreshing and unique next step to instead go into mythology rather than back into Science Fiction. For me, it regained that sense of not knowing where the story was going to next and felt very mysterious and grand It also left me with a slightly different feeling than the first book. The first was amazing to complete and upon the instant of closing it made me feel wonderous and satisfied. Meanwhile the second I had to think about for a little while before being suddenly struck with the realisation of how brilliant it was. Though obvious in retrospect, I had not clocked that the Golden Eagle was supposed to be the missing fighter jet, and I only realised after I had put it back on my bookshelf and was trying to go sleep when I suddenly made an "OOOHH" sound in the middle of the night that was a bit lounder than I can admit without embarrassing myself Regardless though, it was an atmospheric, funny and mysterious read that I thoroughly enjoyed. Douglas Adams never fails to entertain me and I look forward to reading what he finished of The Salmon of Doubt and then beginning the Hitchhiker's Guide books all over again after years of waiting
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yellowocaballero · 1 year ago
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What are your tips on writing things that are both comedic and hard-hitting? Your style reminds me of Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams in that sense, and I was wondering if you had any specific ways of hitting that balance of wit and feeling
No pressure to answer btw :)
Hello! My good friend @lazuliquetzal made an excellent post on this, so check it out! I can't phrase it better than she did.
To say something additional: a part of it is not an actual tip and it is the fact that I am just like this. It is just the way I talk. I'm an extremely obnoxious person IRL whose dialogue is half jokes.
This is something I've talked about several times before but I can't find the posts on my Tumblr. But there is a difference between a comedy and jokes. A comedy is in the structure of a story - how it's paced, the sequence and type of action, the character dynamics, and the internal logic of the story. In a comedy you either have a more straightforward style or you figure out how to make the narration itself funny and phrase things in a funny way. A joke is a joke. I use jokes in dramatic stories to cut melodrama and give a palate cleanser, to provide rapport between two characters, to humanize and personalize the setting, and because life is inherently just a little funny. We laugh every day. Things don't feel realistic to me if people never do little funny things or crack dumb little jokes. But similarly, comedies don't feel real either if there's no pathos or genuine depth to the characters - if the characters don't feel like people we know, or if we can't identify them in real life.
The best tips are the one LazuliQuetzal gave tbh. There is a time and a place for humor, and if it's badly placed then it can be super awkward. Balancing wit and feeling is just a matter of figuring out the right pacing, story beats, and uhhh that 'up/down' feeling in a story outline? A comedy is a specific type of story, and learning how to write a comedy is just as much of a skill as learning how to write a drama. Pterry used comedy as social commentary and Adams followed an artistic style of absurdism that has its own social commentary in an extremely British and 1980s way. I think, if your characters in comedies are designed as actual people with coherent internal logic and depth and not just joke machines, then the pathos comes. The jokes come too.
Not a great answer :(. I get this Q a lot and it's always so hard to give a good answer. It's partly just your own natural sense. It's partly skill-building and learning how to write a comedy. It's partly having your finger on the pulse of pacing and story beats, which is an intuitive understanding which is only gained with experience. The drama is in the natural character pathos, not justifying the comedy. Also, I'm biased, but I don't think comedy needs to be in a story for a reason and you don't have to wax philosophical on Tumblr.edu about why comedy in fiction saves the universe. Fiction is entertainment and jokes entertain effectively. That's really it.
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almaasi · 6 years ago
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reaction post typed while watching Good Omens (ALL OF IT)
my favourite novel is now my favourite mini-series and IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL
under the cut: a very long, spoilery six-episode reaction to MY NEW FAVOURITE THING EVER
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may 31st 07:36pm nz
i posted my episode 1 reaction a couple hours ago but that got ZERO NOTES so i assume people are either avoiding spoilers or aren���t interested, which is fine, but i’m just gonna put all my reactions in one big post so anyone who IS interested doesn’t have to read 6 separate posts c:
edit june 1st 04:08am: btw i watched using a free trial on amazon prime, which i’m pretty sure is worldwide. soooo if yOU WANT TO WATCH THIS, YOU CAN, FOR FREE
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EPISODE 1: In the Beginning
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04:03pm
idk how much i’m gonna type, whether i’ll post a reaction to the entire thing in one post....... or how much i’ll end up watching right now
kinda want to spread it out and save it as a treat for after i’ve done some writing
but right now i wanna watch before writing
so maybe i’ll do one ep, write something, then return to this?
edit: aahhaha that didn’t happen
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04:04pm
I’M SO EXCITED
I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG
well... since 2011 when i first read the book
but regardless it’S BEEN 84 YEARS
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04:05
okay first off i did not know amazon prime did adverts at the start of their videos. so i was like SINCE WHEN WAS CHILDISH GAMBINO/DONALD GLOVER IN GOOD OMENS
and then
yeah
no
either way i thought it was a good opening
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W A R
NING
cool cool cool cool cool
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omg i’m used to where the netflix full-screen button is, and on amazon prime that’s the “next episode” button so i gotta be real careful
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dear god my video quality is TERRIBLE
i.......... i might torrent this show and watch it offline
this is horrendous i can’t see a damn thing
i have never seen pixels this big
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04:11
okay the quality calmed down after a minute
i loooove the intro, i love that it’s basically word for word from the book
i feel like i’d find it funnier if i hadn’t read the book 3 months ago
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also? god is a woman? yes
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04:13
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is it just me or does the snek have a slightly david tennant-esque quality about it
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i’m so happy adam and eve are black
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04:17
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omfg. aziraphale said “ineffable” and now CRAWLEY’S CHECKING HIM OUT TRYING TO SEE IF HE HAS ANY JUNK
WOW
...or y’know, looking for a flaming sword. SAME FUCKING THING.
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also i looove how FLUFFY azi is
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azi: “do hope i didn’t do the wrong thing”
i fucking love them both uhrgughhhuhuhughuhhh
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04:21
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small sob for cuteness
umbella wings
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04:23
in the opening titles, crowley just stopped a spaceship and aziraphale turned it into fish
i feel like that was a douglas adams reference and i’m on board
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04:25
the entire time i read the book, up until i saw video promos of this show, i thought “crowley” was said the same way as spn’s “crowley”, as in “crahwlee”
not “crOhwlee”
i definitely like that they’re different though
both probably named after aleister crowley tbh. all of whom are queer.
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THOSE SWAYING HIPS
i haven’t found david tennant attractive in about 9 years but WHOOOP HELLO AGAIN
somehow attractive for entirely different reasons than before. like. my taste changed but tHEN
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i’m on crowley’s side, taking down a cellphone network is VERY ANNOYING
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04:35
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crowley: shitshitshitshithsit
:D
i can’t wait for aziraphale’s big swear
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04:37
i miss eating sushi
sushi was great
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04:43
this baby delivery thing is sTRESSFUL
“aaaaurthurrrrr”
nooo
poor lady
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04:45
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“little toesie woesies”
where’s the sister mary loquacious fan club and where do i sign up
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i’m glad they colour-coded the babies and did the playing card explanation because this part of the book always tied my brain in knots
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05:00
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this is reminding me how utterly gross england is
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“MY POINT IS............. DOLPHINS”
YES
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05:06
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see in the book
i never once realised that the nanny was crowley in disguise
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05:11
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digging the snake tattoo sideburns
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05:14
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and yeah the short hair looks good
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05:15
fINALLY crowley called azi “angel”
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05:17
crowley: “oh no no don’t do your magic act, pleeease”
the magic act scene is one of my fave parts of the book <3
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05:20
aw man they cut out the best part
i mean i get why
the kids shouted a bunch of gay slurs at aziraphale
and there were no secret service people with guns
but aw mannn
AND THEY CUT OUT THE BIT WITH THE DEAD DOVE AND CROWLEY BRINGS IT BACK TO LIFE FOR AZIRAPHALE
THAT WAS MY SINGLE FAVOURITE BIT OF THE BOOK
AND IT’S GONE
;C
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OH WAIT
THERE’S THE DOVE
OH GOOD
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aw man aziraphhale just brought it back himself
i liked it better in the book
they sat on the steps outside and crowley comforted azi and took the dove and fixed it for him, and then it flew off
idk i just had such a perfect image of that moment in my mind and this was..... good but not the same at all
could be gayer
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05:27
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good dog
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05:28
crowley: *snifsnif* something’s changed
aziraphale: “oh it’s a new cologne, my barber suggeste--”
crowley: “no no i know what you smell like”
gayyyyyyyyyy <3
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05:31
okay that’s ep 1 watched!!! i’ll watch more maybe later tonight :D
ENJOYING THIS SO FAR
not as gay as expected ........YET
needs 400% more “angel” and “dear”
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EPISODE 2: The Book
07:42pm
pillar of salt guy: “something smells evil”
the fact crowley smells evil and yet aziraphale likes his company regardless says a lot
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07:49
fully expected crowley to say “i didn’t fall, i sauntered vaguely downwards”
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07:50
iiiii’m finding the narrator a little annoying
maybe it’s because i read the book so i know what’s going on
but saying “he has four items to deliver in his van. he works for this postage company and he’s making his first delivery in a formal warzone”.... idk i feel like all of those things could be shown visually? saying it rather than showing it probably saved seven seconds of airtime, but damn
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07:56
i wonder if the narrator was a later addition to this, for new audience clarity? the script for god just seems a little stilted, idk
edit: i kind of got used to it, but it was still jarring, which i’m sure was the opposite of the intended effect
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08:09
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the saddest newt
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08:13
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she’s kind of exactly how i imagined her in the book
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and definitely my fave next to aziraphale and crowley
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08:17
i feel so bad for crowley’s plants
poor babies
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08:19
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for some reason i imagined her as a redhead. kind of more like mrs weasley
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08:33
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these wee children......... so soft.......... so smol
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08:25
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v happy with the casting for pepper
tiny downside is that we lose another redhead
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08:29
i find the kids’ conversations hilarious because they’re the same age as harry potter when he goes to hogwarts the first time
idk if this is what eleven year olds are like in real life, but when i read the book i did feel distinctly like they spoke like eight year olds
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08:35
crowley: “i like spooky. big spooky fan, me”
he just sounds like the tenth doctor
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08:36
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YEEE FINALLY CROWLeY DOING NICE THINGS FOR AZIRAPHALE
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08:48
"you know, crowley, i’ve always said that deep down you really are a--”
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“SHUT IT”
DON’T YOU CALL HIM NICE YOU PRETTY BASTARD
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loquacious: “sorry to break up an intimate moment”
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08:45
i imagined anathema’s tripod thing to be about 5 feet tall, not a cute little knee-high thing
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08:48
freddie mercury: BIIIII CYCLE
BIIIIIIII CYCLE
yeah i was waiting for that
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crowley: “get in, angel”
HE MURMURED
DON’T MURMUR YOUR TERMS OF ENDEARMENT noo
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09:00
end of episode 2!!! i freaking loved aziraphale vs the book <3
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the credits for this ep credit konnie huq as someone named pam but idk who that is? i had a crush on konnie huq as a kid when she was a presenter on “blue peter”
OH WAIT RIGHT the lady on the breakfast show on crowley’s tv. aw such a small part. hoping we’ll see her again later
edit: nope. might rewatch that part to pay more attention. obviously i didn’t even recognise her after like.. 15 years
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EPISODE 3: Hard Times
09:05pm
brb gotta get some food
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09:14
and now i wait for food
EPISODE THREE LET’S GO
is this the one that’s just crowley and azi’s backstory?
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09:16
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i can’t even put my finger on why but he’s getting more attractive
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09:21
ah yes
aziraphale is eating shellfish and trying to tempt crowley
“oh... that’s your job”
i love this part of their dynamic
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09:29
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i adore when crowley makes aziraphale smile <3
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09:43
SAUNTERED VAGUELY DOWNWARDS
YEE
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i like seeing how crowley’s sunglasses differ throughout history
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09:36
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“if they knew i’d been... fraternising”
this is such a forbidden romance i love ittttt
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09:49
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CROWLEY SAVED THE BOOKS
and SOFT VIOLIN PLAYS
THIS IS A FUCKING LOVE STORY
k this is my favourite part of the show so far <3
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09:50
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this angel just fell in love
right in that moment
i see cartoon hearts around him
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09:54
just had to pause for a second bc there was some broccoli in my tea :c
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09:56
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awwwwwwwwwwwwww 
he got him holy waterrrrrrr
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UNIVERSAL ANGLE OF HETEROSEXUAL LONGING
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definitely feeling a lot of “NOW KISS” right about now
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09:59
LAUGHING BECAUSE THE OPENING CREDITS ARE LITERALLY HALFWAY INTO THE EPISODE
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10:03
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throughout the entire book azi just came across as the kind of person who wore glasses even though glasses were never once mentioned
I AM GLAD TO SEE GLASSES
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10:12
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i like this colour palette and the gold in their makeup
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10:27
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“we can go off together”
omg the world’s ending and crowley’s all RUN AWAY WITH MEEE
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10:31
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okay then
good eyelashes
edit: i also like how their relationship was explained with a simple tap on the wrist: hurry up, you’re on the clock, i’m a sex worker, finish your call because i’m leaving
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10:32
episode three DONE
these eps don’t feel long enough
maybe that means the pacing is just right? who knows
i feel like i should be doing something other than watching this but..... why
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EPISODE 4: Saturday Morning Funtime
10:48pm
aziraphale is SOFT and he’s perfect like that <3
fuck u gabriel and your body shaming
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10:53
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i want delivery guy to be okay BUT I READ THE BOOK
so............... i know he will be...... eventually
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10:55
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how did they get photographs taken in the 1600s
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oh gabriel’s eyes ARE purple, i thought i was seeing them wrong
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11:02
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“maud i love you”
noo ho hoooo
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11:09
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a little douglas adams, definitely
BUT NO PEPPER POT DALEK
AWW
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11:10
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the season is very much jumping between summer and autumn
though i suppose that’s the point, tadfield is just perfect
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11:12
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“which the internet has begun to refer to as the kracken”
i wonder if good omens inadvertently inspired me to write The Wireless a couple of years back. wouldn’t be surprising
edit: no, couldn’t have, because the internet wasn’t much of a thing (or a thing at all?) in the book, given its publish date
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11:20
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that’s a v nice dress/top combo
gosh she’s so pretty
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11:30
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crowley: “we can run away together!!! alpha centauri!!!”
aw baby
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crowley: “i’m going home, angel! i’m getting my stuff, and i am leaving. and when i am up in the stars, i won’t even think about you!!”
THAT WAS A V SAD BREAKUP NOOOOO
why has there not been a single “dear” yet :c
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11:37
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oh no, this part
i loved this in the book but i am NOT READY for maggots
damn you gaiman
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11:39
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he’s so cute
and so gay
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11:42
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uriel: “don’t think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment in hell”
he looks kinda delighted uriel called crowley his boyfriend
i would say he looks worried but this shot was used without context in the trailer and it came across as genuine joy, i actually thought he was looking at crowley
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11:46
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i thought it was a strange throne before
a spider at the centre of a web
dark halo
yeah
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11:51
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oh now she’s a redhead???
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also i’m glad they implied newt and anathema just kissed because the sex thing was weird in the book
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okay never mind
hmm
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12:05
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aziraphale: “oh.................ffffUCK.”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
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12:07
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oh no
it’s happening
oh no
i hate this part but i love what happens because of it
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12:29am
i have eaten and now i have tea and i am back from MORE BOOKSHOP FIRE
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EPISODE 5: The Doomsday Option
12:31
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nuuuuuuuuuu
and “you’re my best friend” playing while crowley’s tryna call azi
nuuuuuu
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“somebody killed my best friend”
jfhsdfjsdj
/sobs
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12:36
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freddie mercury: “somebody find me somebody tooo ooo looove”
edit: the narration WRECKED this. it was so dramatic and visually emotional but the voiceover completely screwed with it and it was SO UNNECESSARY.
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12:46
crowley: “i lost my best friend”
he says, while crying, while talking to that friend
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THE ONE BOOK HE WANTS IS THE ONE CROWLEY SAVED
THEY’RE SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER
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azi wanted to share crowley’s body
and then said they had to get a wiggle on
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12:52
they cut out the hell’s angels / lesser horsemen
i figured they would, but still a shame
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1:54
in the book tracy’s “spirit guide” was native american but daaaaaamn that part really needed to go
now she’s irish which is... better, probably
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01:01
ron: “SHUT. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP”
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this guy’s having the time of his life
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01:03
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he wave
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01:05
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1926 bentley; sexiest car right next to the ‘67 chevy impala
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01:08
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omg gotta translate and explain the road
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01:13
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OH NO the maggots are about to happen
they changed the placement of this but it worked for the pacing
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OH NO
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k well the maggots were gross but not as bad as i imagined
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01:31
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omg the dog turned upside down rather than be picked up
i wonder if that was intentional
dog: I DO NOT WANT UP
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01:34
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pfff he’s reading “american gods” by neil gaiman
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01:44am
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10/10 flaming car
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EPISODE 6: The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives
01:51am
here we go...
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azi so happy that crowley said the dress suits him <3
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01:57
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rip bentley
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aziraphale: “we are here to lick some serious butt!!”
crowley: “kick!! kick, aziraphale, for heaven’s sake”
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i freaking love the parallel between the Them and the horsemen in the book
and i love that they did face shots to show the parallel
pepper = war
wensleydale = famine
brian = pollution
adam = death
the parallel is less clear for brian and wensleydale, at least in the show. was more obvious in the book. but at the same time i kind of got confused between them a lot, brian was always eating, but wensleydale was named after cheese
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pepper: “i do not endorse everyday sexism”
/STOMPS ON WAR’S FOOT
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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02:25
shadwell: “anyone who wants ta get ta the hoore of babylon will have to get past me”
earlier anathema said “boyfriend”
may i point out that all the adults are paired up
shadwell & madame tracy
newt & anathema
......and....
aziraphale and crowley
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crowley: “we are FUCKED”
these two need a holiday
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azi: “come up with something... or.... or i’ll never talk to you again”
he knows crowley loves him aww
perfect blackmail material
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02:32
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they went from trying to kill him to being his gay angel parents real quick
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02:35
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thought they were holding hands for a second there
edit: regardless, a whole damn airfield and they’re 2cm apart
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02:39
happy ending for the postman, hooray~
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crowley about the bookshop, softly: “it burned down. remember? you can stay at my place”
awwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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02:42
CROWLEY GOT HIS CAR BACK AND YET HE TOOK A TAXI
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02:45
anathema: “why is your car called dick turpin?”
newt: “dick turpin is a famous highwayman. it’s called dick turpin because everywhere it goes, it holds up traffic”
i laughed
this wasn’t in the book and i always wondered
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02:51
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i wonder if holy water wouldn’t burn him because he’s too good
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03:00
gabriel: “don’t talk to me about the greater good, sunshine, i’m the angel fucking gabriel”
really enjoying these swears
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03:03
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i thought so
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03:30am
paused for a bit to get ready for bed
i thought it was after 4am but nope
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“there would be other summers, but not one like this. not ever again”
that genuinely makes me emotional
i think that’s why it’s my favourite book, i can relive that summer with them
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03:35
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omg
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OH MY GOD
WAIT
THEY
OH MY GOD
THEY WEREN’T IMMUNE, THEY JUST SWAPPED PLACES
HOLY SHIT
edit: THIS WAS NOT IN THE BOOK AND IT’S BRILLIANT AND I’M GLAD IT’S HERE
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crowley: “let me tempt you to a spot of lunch?
azi: “~temptation accomplished~!”
THEY’RE SO STINKING CUTE
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“just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing”
perfect
STILL NO USE OF “DEAR” THOUGH AND IT’S KILLING ME
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that ending with the bird made me teary-eyed
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credits: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AS SATAN
WOW
OKAY
AKSFJDSF /snorts
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the end credits and the song i just wanna bawl my eyes out
i loved this so much and i’m so glad it was GOOD
i loved that they added so many people of colour. in the book i imagined crowley played by alexander siddig (star trek: deep space 9 era) but i guess david tennant makes a pretty good crowley too
i’m trying not to be upset that my favourite scene with the dove and aziraphale’s affectionate use of “dear” was taken out
but 
this was damn good regardless. even gayer in places than in the book
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this nightingale song is my new favourite song
i never got the reference before
“and as we kissed and said goodnight, an nightingale sang in berkeley square:
GAY
SO GAY
i love
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the end of the credits “For Terry”
ACTUAL OUT LOUD SOBBING
TERRY YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS
NEIL DID YOU PROUD
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oh this was so beautiful
i’m gonna watch it again with my family probably within the week. i’m so emotionally tender now
azIRAPHALE WAS SO FLUFFY AND CROWLEY WAS SO NICE ABOUT THE BOOKS
ugh i love them more than ever
anathema...... i don’t know if i relate to her, want to be her, look up to her, want her to mentor me, live with her, or find her attractive. maybe all of the above. but she was freaking PERFECT. PE R F E CT 
the casting was so... just right. thank you casting people for anathema.
like... i also didn’t mind the newt/anathema thing so much now. it was hard to tell in the book how much of a relationship they had after, but that smile she gave while lying in bed the morning after, that worked, it said a lot. and i like that it was her choice to burn the prophecy sequel rather than newt’s suggestion
gabriel was amusing. like.. i’m glad he wasn’t in the book. but he was great here. also really like michael and uriel. uriel was so damn beautiful.
i also would really have liked to see a mention of the fact crowley and aziraphale are both agender and potentially asexual. not even a hint of it here. buuuuuut it guess i know from the book. so.
my favourite episode was of course episode 3 with crowley and aziraphale’s 6000 year backstory. especially the 1940s bit where crowley saved the books <3
this show was was less confusing than the book too. ugh it was done so well
OH
we didn’t see where the soldier guy went when aziraphale zapped him away!!! in the book he reappeared safely back home and went out to see his family. to be fair i don’t know whether he died and went to heaven, but it was a nice thing to happen
and they took out the Them’s bully/rival gang, who was led by the third baby from the baby swap, and who won awards for his tropical fish. at least that’s what i remember. which meant the parallel about heaven/hell being rival gangs was lost here. but the parallel between the horsemen and the them was stronger than ever and i loved that.
look, i mean, 10 out of 10, EASY.
favourite thing? yes. yes, absolutely.
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shoutout to the one time i wrote a Good Omens/Destiel crossover fic The Angel Cake Challenge
IT’S 04:02am THIS TOOK ME 12 HOURS
04:40am AND FORTY MINUTES TO EDIT
congrats if you made it to the end of this!!! thank you for reading <3 AND GO WATCH THE SHOW IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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undefeatednils · 5 years ago
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30 Questions Tag
RULES: answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs whoever you’d like to get to know better. I got tagged by @acidmatze, btw
NICKNAMES: (none that stuck xD)
GENDER: Male
SIGN: Cancer
HEIGHT:  1.91 meters/6′2′‘
TIME: 19:21
FAVORITE BANDS: Daft Punk, Queen
FAVORITE SOLO ARTIST: Weird Al Yankovic
SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD: "Lovefool” by The Cardigans
LAST MOVIE I SAW: I honestly can’t remember, sorry
LAST SHOW I WATCHED: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
WHEN DID I CREATE MY BLOG: May 2013
WHAT DO I POST: Politcs, memes, positivity stuff, cartography & vexillology, cute animals, and sometimes some fandom stuff
LAST THING I GOOGLED: Penny Heart Events
DO I HAVE ANY OTHER BLOGS: only a dead ask blog/quasi-art project
WHY DID I CHOOSE MY URL: Iserlohn is sadly still taken, and this URL is inspired by the awesome @fierce-katzchen and a convo we had
FOLLOWING: 814
FOLLOWED BY: 557
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: Between 5 to 9 hours, but generally on the lower end
LUCKY NUMBER: none
INSTRUMENTS: ukulele
WHAT AM I WEARING: a wine red polo, cargo shorts, and socks (god, that sounds like I’m a prep jock xD)
DREAM TRIP: United States (to visit close friends there)
FAV FOOD: “Whatever as long as theres pasta” (yes, dude, I’m literally stealing your answer because #mood)
NATIONALITY: German
FAVORITE SONG: “Crying in the Rain” by a-ha, “Something About Us” by Daft Punk, “Hurt” by Johnny Cash, “Don‘t Stop Me Now” by Queen
LAST BOOK I READ: “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy” by Douglas Adams (a re-read because I was in the mood for it)
TOP 3 FICTIONAL UNIVERSES I WANT TO JOIN: Pokémon, Stardew Valley, and maybe Malé Rising (any Jonathan Edelstein fans in the house? xD)
Also I sadly don’t really have enough spoons to tag people for this, let alone twenty, but if you see this and find the questions cool, feel free to tag me as inspiration.
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This only loosely falls into the theme of worldbuilding but it's worth asking anyway. How do you get an audience to treat fundamentally absurd ideas seriously? I'm devising a cyberpunk fantasy story which has many illogical and ridiculous concepts within it (such as a Mongol semi-nomadic khanate full of cyborgs centred around robotic horses, and a steel dragon that breathes superheated neon) but it's not supposed to be a comedy.
Bina: To encourage and maintain "suspension of disbelief," you have a few options. One is to just play it straight. Own it and show people you've thought things through. Showcase the real consequences and dangers of these concepts. Have your characters treat these absurd ideas seriously because to them, they are serious. If you show that you're treating your narrative tools seriously, readers are more apt to buy into them. Taking an out-there idea and going deep into it, expanding on it, making it feel real, is one of the draws of fantasy. For some, the more absurd and out-there, the better!
Acknowledging some of the ridiculousness might help too. Letting the reader know that you know things are ridiculous can make them more willing to buy into the nonsense. It doesn't have to be to a comedic effect. Just something to show the reader "look, I know it's pretty off-the-wall, but bear with me and I'll show you where this is all going."
(btw, a steel dragon that breathes superheated neon sounds awesome)
Tex: Absurdity is not restricted to comedy. As a genre, absurdist fiction often tackles satire, nihilism, and irrationality - especially in relation to the world the characters are interacting with. You've already picked out a genre - cyberpunk + fantasy - so the structure of stories in those genres will act as a guide for you, and presumably readers who would be attracted to your story will already be familiar with the notes of both genres.
There may be some dissonance between cyberpunk and fantasy, as the former is a critical look at society while the latter originated from oral history and folklore (so is inherently tied with society), but so long as the nuances of these genres are acknowledged, I don't see very many issues arising while plotting. As Bina said, the easiest way to encourage readers to take things seriously is to treat things seriously - what parts of your story are you considering illogical or ridiculous? Why? Just because it hasn't been seen before, or the particular iteration you've decided upon, doesn't necessarily mean that it'll be difficult for readers to accept.
You've already got a system of government with your khanate, and having your characters being cyborgs and robots and made of steel (in the case of your dragon) does not necessarily negate the khanate. You have two genres to lean on with your story: cyberpunk would focus on the breakdown of social order in your story due to technological advances, and fantasy would focus on the bending of reality to fit how magic functions in a medieval-esque society. How you choose to blend them together will give your story structure, as well as drawing readers to your story.
Internal consistency helps a lot with convincing readers of a thing's legitimacy and logic - no matter how nonsensical things may appear at first, so long as there's a consistent cause and effect, readers can be taught the nuances of your world. Plot helps a ton with this, because if x or y idea can further the story in a productive manner, it's more likely to be accepted.
Every classic genre and plot device was once new and absurd for a writer's audience, so it's only illogical if its only value is to be illogical - that would also mean it doesn't contribute to your story in a meaningful way, so you would need to consider what weight you're attributing to your ideas in relation to your plot, and how you plan on handling these aspects.
Further Reading 
 A Very Short History of Cyberpunk by Marcus Janni Pivato (PDF) 
Do You Have a Purpose? The Absurd in Literature 
Absurdity in Literature: Definition & Concept 
Saphira: To build on what Bina was saying, your characters are native to this. This scenario is not alien to them. It's as common law as gravity is to us- so showing us what your characters expect, or how they react to the world around us, educates us readers on how the world is consistent with itself. Suspending belief is not about "oh yeah, this could be real", it is about "oh yeah, this is real to them".
What might help is pinning down the core laws of the world you have built. For my novel, in which a planet is shattered and held together with magic, there were a few things I had to pin to get everything else to make sense. First, the world was dying. Second, magic was something that was flowing through the atmosphere, and thus anything that interacted with the atmosphere (breathing it, passing through it, reacting with it). Third, all the bodies of earth and water floated, unconnected, swirling around the core from where the magic comes. These three laws cannot be broken, because it would defy the world itself.
These laws allow me to explore thoughts like how does magic influence chemical reactions like fire? Or just as fun, what happens if you leave the atmosphere? Once you have these laws in place, do not consider yourself boxed in. That is not the purpose of them. Instead, you are grounded, like a live electrical wire. This makes your world tangible, and thus you can play with your character's expectations through their experience. Once you can do that? Well, playing with your readers and their expectations falls together.
Constablewrites: It might be helpful to think of your concept less as "absurd" and more as "surreal." A lot of times surrealism refers to a world that's ours but somehow off in a way that's treated as entirely normal, but it can still apply to more obviously SFF settings.
MareeB: Ok firstly this isn't a question that only loosely falls into the theme of worldbuilding, it's actually a fundamental worldbuilding principle. ie a question we should all ask ourselves when creating a fictional world.How to get people to accept a world with whatever is going on as 'believable' is a foundation problem and something I think we all struggle with from time to time.
You can make almost anything feel believable if you apply enough internal logic. If you're not already a fan I'd suggest checking out the works of Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett. Both of those authors wrote ridiculously absurd concepts, and yes it was framed as comedic, but if you look closer there's rock solid world building in the consistency of details. And the portrayal of familiar human faults. The humanity of the characters, and how they react to the absurd situations makes the whole world feel believable.
Mod Miri Note: The team has added this topic for consideration as a future master post. It’s a good question!
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For every post I created, I reblogged 67.2 posts.
I added 743 tags in 2021
#gundam - 221 posts
#political - 85 posts
#tmr - 71 posts
#cat - 61 posts
#ali project - 61 posts
#yes - 61 posts
#arika takarano - 53 posts
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#i don't want to sound offensive (that's not my intention) but this isn't something that should happen in (anywhere) the first world (or what
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
So, Flay Allster gonna die soon, right?
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#4
I started Gundam SEED, let’s see why many people hate it.
Btw I just finished Gundam 00 so...going from that to SEED is...well, the animation isn’t great but I’ll get used to. (It feels a bit mean to compare when a-Sunrise spent A LOT of money on 00 to make it look like that b-there’s a remastered SEED version
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#3
*me trying to call God after Camil woke up, looked at me, did some movements like the child in The exorcist and went to sleep again-
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I may (will) take the 2 final exams of this semester next week. So....yes, I won't die but I'll sure cry.
At least one is about a foreign language (English, not suicidal enough to try any other) so I'll read some stuff starting tomorrow.
And there's this one where...10PM me sending a message to the group to know how the final is going to be like. We have half of the info.
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Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
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jedi-anakin · 7 years ago
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shirewalker replied to your post “you guys know any good sci-fi book?”
alienated by melissa landers. haven’t read the rest of the trilogy yet but I really liked book 1. she also has starflight, scifi as well but haven’t read it yet. the lunar chronicles by marissa meyer, plenty of scifi and fairytale retelling. got on my tbr the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy by douglas adams and space opera by catherynne m valente (which is kind of eurovision in space!!)
I’ve seen alienated before, but I completely forgot about it, also the other book from her sounds good too, so both landed on my TBR!
I always wanted to read the lunar chronicles and now I might will, since that horrible publisher decided to publish the first two again, and the third, which they translated for three years. (btw only because heatless was a big success)
I’m not really interested in hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy, I thought I saw the movie, but turns out that was the parody. But space opera sounds so good! I mean eurovision and space? hell yeah!
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fibula-rasa · 7 years ago
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You’re traveling through another dimension…
The place is New Jersey, the time is 2001, and the journey into the shadows that you’re about to read is my journey. My journey in committing myself to see every episode of The Twilight Zone.
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I grew up watching Twilight Zone reruns on TV; loving the style, imagination, and colorful characters. In or around 2001, as a high-school freshman, I saved up to buy The Twilight Zone Companion by Marc Scott Zicree. It shocked me to learn how many episodes of the show I hadn’t seen after years of faithfully watching reruns and the bi-annual marathons.
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Yes, this is that same copy of The Twilight Zone Companion.
Setting a goal for myself to see every episode, checking them off in the book as I went along, was a daunting task back then. Not only were there no streaming services, but also no complete home-video release. (For the longest time CBS Home Video only released collections of episodes in no discernible order on VHS and DVD.) On top of that, a few of the episodes were not in syndication. Praise be to Serling, my parents owned one of the compilation tapes that included one of these episodes (The Encounter). Of course, I then understood why it wasn’t in syndication… It has since returned to the airwaves for some reason.
In the end, it took me a little over a year to see all of them with the help of timed recording on my VCR.
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I wasn’t lying about checking off the episodes...
It’s great that The Twilight Zone is now available on multiple streaming services in addition to The Scifi Channel still playing reruns. Now none of you need to have my single-minded dedication to seemingly pointless tasks to discover television shows that were cancelled forty years before you were born.
Over the next two days, in honor of the marathon, I’ll make a series of posts to help all of you make the most of your first journey into imagination of 2018.
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Below the jump, you’ll find a little bit about each of my favorite episodes. That’s the signpost up ahead--
--your next stop, The Twilight Zone!
The Invaders
Season 2, Episode 15
Director: Douglas Heyes | Writer: Richard Matheson
A woman living in an isolated cabin spends a terrifying night with tiny spacemen.
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Agnes Moorehead is undoubtedly one of the best and most under-appreciated actors of the last century. The Invaders is a great episode from a technical and stylistic standpoint, but Moorehead’s performance still stands out. What a wonderful stroke of genius it was to take a woman so known for her radio work, for her inimitable voice, and cast her in a role with no dialogue. It’s a testament to how well this episode is made that the titular invaders are honest-to-goodness hand puppets but it’s one of the series’ most tense and terrifying entries.
A Stop at Willoughby
Season 1, Episode 30
Director: Robert Parrish | Writer: Rod Serling
A harrowed Madison Avenue ad man, dissatisfied with his life, begins to dream about another, quieter life in a town called Willoughby.
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Nostalgia is a common theme throughout the entirety of the series and this is examination of sehnsucht the best execution of the theme. Gart Williams (James Daly) isn’t wistful about his own past (as with the simpler, but also great Walking Distance). Instead he yearns for some nebulous summer in the late 19th century, some nebulous place in America, unknown to him but relaxed enough that he’d have all the time in the world to “live his life full measure.” James Daly portrays Gart as someone who is too tired to continue functioning professionally or personally. His turn to nostalgia is driven by depression and the exhaustion that depression always seems to have at the ready in its handbag.
Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
Season 2, Episode 28
Director: Montgomery Pittman | Writer: Rod Serling
When a UFO crashes into the woods on a snowy night, two state troopers track footprints to a roadside diner filled with bus passengers stuck by a bridge gone out. Will they be able to figure out who doesn’t belong?
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Serling takes a classic mystery premise and adds a science-fictional spin with Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up? It’s a lively episode with well-limned character work. Serling loves karmic retribution, especially when it takes the form of a twist on top of a twist. This episode illustrates the concept in spades, though I won’t elaborate further in case you haven’t seen this one yet!
Where is Everybody?
Season 1, Episode 1
Director: Robert Stevens | Writer: Rod Serling
A man arrives at a small town with no idea how he got there or who he is. Unfortunately, there’s not a single soul in town to clear things up for him.
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The origins of The Twilight Zone lie in a TV drama Rod Serling wrote called The Time Element (which is on the complete series home video release btw). That story certainly contains the necessary ingredients we’ve now come to associate with the show, but it’s with the pilot Where is Everybody? that Serling hammers out exactly how he plans to approach short speculative stories: Human dramas that often deal with the interior life of a person when they’re faced with extraordinary circumstance. Earl Holliman’s acting is often rightfully lauded as well as Serling’s writing. The camera work by Joseph La Shelle is incredibly artful for TV photography of the time, using camera angles and movement to reflect the feelings of the main character or to emphasize the feeling of being watched by an unseen observer.
Nothing in the Dark
Season 3, Episode 16
Director: Lamont Johnson | Writer: George Clayton Johnson
An elderly, fearful woman is faced with a conundrum when a young police officer is wounded on her doorstep.
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I always marvel at how beautifully executed Twilight Zone episodes are that take place in a single cramped space with a small cast of characters. This one happens to be a meditation on the nature of fear and death in a basement apartment with an old lady and a young man. George Clayton Johnson is one of the first writers outside of Serling to write for the series and Nothing in the Dark proves he was very capable of handling the tone, style, and themes of the series. Gladys Cooper stars in a few episodes, but this is her most tender and heartfelt role. She has great chemistry with Robert Redford, who plays the ailing baby-faced cop.
The Hitch-Hiker
Season 1, Episode 16
Director: Alvin Ganzer | Writer: Rod Serling (story by Lucille Fletcher)
Nan Adams starts continually seeing the same strange man hitchhiking along the roadside as she drives across the country.
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The original version of this story was a radio play written by Lucille Fletcher. In the radio broadcasts of the story, Orson Welles plays the lead. It’s worth a listen after viewing the episode both because Welles is an excellent radio actor and because of how much of the mood of the story in light of the gender swap. When Serling bought the story from Fletcher to adapt it, she did not approve of gender-swapping the protagonist. It’s an interesting point to reflect on. Stevens’ Nan is instantly vulnerable as a young woman traveling completely alone; a strange man maybe stalking her is a real and common danger. Her fear is reasonable and it adds to the anxiety of the gradual revelation that the danger may actually be supernatural. With Welles, a man with such an imposing figure (that comes through in his voice) so quickly disquieted by a random man along the side of the road instantly signals to the listener that there may be more going on than meets the eye (or ear). They’re practically telling two different stories.
And When the Sky Was Opened
Season 1, Episode 11
Director: Douglas Heyes | Writer: Rod Serling (story by Richard Matheson)
Three test pilots are hospitalized after a crash landing. One by one they lose their grip on their very existence.
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Speculative fiction stories dealing with space travel in the early days of manned space exploration are such a treat. They’re a window into our collective fears about the speed of our move into unexplored territory; physically, theoretically, and philosophically. This episode wastes no time getting deep into the unexplained. Rather than starting with the crash, it’s a few days later and one of the pilots (Charles Aidman) has already disappeared along with any evidence of his existence; except of course for the memories of his colleague (Rod Taylor). And When the Sky Was Opened is also a great example of what my SO refers to as a “Weird, ain’t it?” episode, where you’re presented with a concept and not given any resolution.
It’s a shame Rod Taylor wasn’t in more episodes. He’s clearly tuned into The Twilight Zone’s frequency.
The Last Rites of Jeff Myrtlebank
Season 3, Episode 23
Director: Montgomery Pittman | Writer: Montgomery Pittman
When a young Jeff Myrtlebank wakes up at his own funeral, he’s not quite the same as he used to be.
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Confession: when I was a kid, I hated the folksy episodes of The Twilight Zone. I didn’t relate to the oft idealized, fictionalized version of the American Middle West. I can’t say I relate to it exactly, but as I’ve traveled more and met a lot more people from the Midwest, the South, & Appalachia, I can appreciate it better now, albeit from a distance.
The episode begins with an homage to Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and then moves into an imagining of what would happen if the devil showed up in St. Petersburg. The musical cues are often a little over the top, but the performances aren’t. All the supporting characters are very realistic* and it makes Jeff (James Best) stick out all the more. Best will go from sprightly to morose to furious in a single scene. He does great work varying his voice, facial expressions, and posture to convey that he’s not quite Jeff and it’s genuinely scary at times.
*(note: not insultingly backwoodsy or prone to superstition as stereotypes might dictate)
Eye of the Beholder
Season 2, Episode 6
Director: Douglas Heyes | Writer: Rod Serling
A woman recovering from extensive plastic surgery is hoping against hope that the procedure will make her “normal-looking” so that she can have a regular life in her repressive society.
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Technically, this episode is exquisite. The lighting and cinematography turn the plainness of a hospital into a ghastly limbo. The point of the story might be a bit overwrought, but the monologues are delivered by Maxine Stuart as Janet Tyler are powerful, especially paired with the acting she does with her hands. If you already know the twist of the episode, it’s a whole lot of fun to track how the director and DP work around the reveal.
While Maxine Stuart plays the role of Janet beneath the bandages, Janet is played by Donna Douglas of Beverly Hillbillies fame post recovery. Originally this was rationalized as the director wanting Janet to sound a certain way and look a certain way and it would be easier to cast by voice and looks separately then just dub the actress with the looks. Then, when Douglas showed up to film, she insisted she could sound like Stuart and, lo, she does.
I Sing the Body Electric
Season 3, Episode 35
Director: James Sheldon & William Claxton | Writer: Ray Bradbury
When three children aren’t coping well with the loss of their mother, their father tries out a new robot grandma service.
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I Sing the Body Electric has a truly unique atmosphere compared to other Twilight Zone episodes. It could be that it’s the only story Ray Bradbury wrote for the show. It could be the edge of artificiality created by the lighting in many of the scenes. Or that the presentation of a loving man-made grandmother emerging from a void is more theatrical than usual. It’s likely a mix of the three, but it’s a strange one no matter. As the grandmother emerges from a void, she retires to a room of grandmother voices. It hints at an amazing AI concept.
Honorable Mention:
The Masks
Season 5, Episode 9
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge
Season 5, Episode 22
The After Hours
Season 1, Episode 34
The Big Tall Wish
Season 1, Episode 27
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The Mommy Myth: Mouthing Off to Dr. Spock (Part Two)
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Another guy who made a living lecturing Moms about how to raise their kids and how they knew it all despite not being Moms or even so involved with their own kids was Bruno Bettelheilm who had a column called “Dialogue with Mothers” in Ladie’s Home Journal where the scenarios describe him in a circle with imaginary dumb-dumb moms talking about their kids and their issues. Here are a few pieces:
One thought that she would give her jealous older child deal with the new baby arriving by giving him a picture of the newbie to throw darts at.
Moms in these set-ups were never right, he always was.
It ended in 1973 the column.
There were others: Joyce Brothers (Good Housekeeping) and Lee Salk (McCall’s), they told moms to always be calm and rational (easier said than done) and the worst she could do is lose her cool (very hard for Latina and Black mamas, let’s face it if you see your kid doing something destructive, you will freak) and they always recommended getting professional help (therapy isn’t bad but one can’t help but feel they were recommending them a lot). I always want to say that access to mental health care is impossible and a mess especially if you cannot afford them, health care is a mess in this country and we really are doing disservices to families with children and those with mental health issues. 
Of course Salk said the worst you can do is over psychoanalyze....once again Moms are either too much of this or not enough of that. His answer to one mother who had kids who liked to squirt each other with toothpaste was to “Before becoming critical of your children it is important to examine your own behavior”, some gaslighting huh? Isn’t he righteous Joan?
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Oh yeah....also working moms damaged their kids’ self-esteem according to him, “I think that children who have working mothers may possibly feel that their mothers’ work is more important than they are” and could become defiant as they grow older (I’m sure teenagers with doting stay at home moms are defiant). Also reverting to baby talk “indicates some unfulfilled need” so that child needs undivided attention (BTW kids do that a lot) and how dare you leave your kid with a sitter and a kid cheating on a test is truly resentful of their parents? Also leaving kid with Grandma for a week while you and hubby go on vacay? Bad! Because, as Salk warned, the kid will turn away from you and become attached to Grandma (well kids get attached to grandparents a lot...) and become depressed and have bad behavior issues. 
I wanna note that the author of this post is in favor of date nights and nookie and what Bridget Jones called “minibreaks” for couples, I read that a man whose friends had parents taking the kids with them on date nights ended up divorced while his parents who had a special night for just the two of them are happily married. Also “me time” is crucial.
Womens Magazines didn’t know what to make of the Women’s Movement and their attacks on the Victorian image of Motherhood that put moms on pedestals (you know what they said about pedestals...) and took Gloria Steinem seriously for her remarks that housewife’s work had marketable value. Magazines told women that their skills for running bake sales can be used for fundraising and mediating kids during their fights would be suitable for human resources management and the magazines started taking stay at home moms’ loneliness seriously
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In 1972, McCall’s featured an article titled “How to Go to Work When Your Husband Is Against It, Your Children Aren’t Old Enough, and There’s Nothing You Can Do Anyhow” by Felice Schwartz where she urged housewives to recognize the market worth of their skills: “You have run a home, which requires the combined skills of purchasing agent, time-study expert, dietitian, interior decorator, and personnel manager” and their experiences haggling and negotiating with plumbers, butchers, and the babysitter can “be translated into personnel work, sales, administration, or any other job that involves dealing with clients or the public”. 
In Ladies’ Home Journal, Letty Cottin Pogrebin (check out her work, she’s a sweet lady and fabulous) wrote a column called “The Working Woman” where she urged women to enter the workforce if they wanted to and wanted to be identified as more than so and so’s wife and mother and provided info about the first women to take on high-powered new positions and where to seek help should one encounter job discrimination. In August 1974, she interviewed children of working mothers and concluded “None of the children said they resent their mother’s jobs and none feel envious of kids whose mothers are at home” and in 1979 quoted psychologists who asserted there are not negative effects to be traced to Mom working. Some of these kids said learning to help run the house was fun and they liked being more independent, said they admired their moms, and daughters said they’d want to be working moms too. Contrast with a 1978 McCall’s article titled “How Children Feel About Their Working Mothers” where kids said they got mad when mom came home late from work, fights happening over that, and moms too tired to answer questions or play games. 
Letty Cottin Pogrebin was proud of her column where she reached out to women who wouldn’t read Ms. magazine and it helped initiate changes in households and she received letters of gratitude. “Here’s what jumped off the pages in this corner of the media: Mothers were in it together, and they needed to work together to help each other out and to promote policy changes, like a national day-care system, that would help all mothers”, Meredith Michaels and Susan J. Douglas.
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Redbook magazine featured an article titled “Double Jeopardy: The Working Motherhood Trap” where two working moms talked about how important it was to compare notes and devise ways to balance home and career as they had no books or role models to turn to. This wasn’t to offer a rosy glow of working motherhood or put it down but to discuss the good, the bad, take them all and then readers would have the facts of the life. They dealt with employers that wanted them to prioritize the job before the kids (reminds me of Hustlers when Ramona asks her retail manager to have get out early to pick up her kid and he said he never needed to worry about picking up his kids because he had someone to watch them while he was at work), or that they were unnatural mothers for wanting to work and they wrote for hopes of part-time work for both parents and long maternity leaves and equal pay. 
Another article titled “Someday I’d Like to Walk Slowly”, the magazine brought 12 young working mothers to talk and compare notes with Bess Myerson (first Jewish Miss America from 1945). The women worked because they didn’t want to be financially or emotionally vulnerable and if you worked you enjoyed more equality in the home. They talked about the huge efforts it took to get husbands more involved in the household and sometimes they had to leave chores to the wayside and there were articles insisting working made moms better parents with one former stay at home mom of two kids confessing she “gained 70 pounds and...was watching 8-10 hours of television every day” and figured that when she quit work, she forgot about her needs in service of her family and “this self-sacrifice was unhealthy and unnecessary” and realized to be more patient as a mother, she needed time away from her kids. 
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By 1978, McCall’s was offering $1000 for “Working Woman” stories that reflect problems, conflicts, and opportunities confronting women who worked outside the home. In “New Ways of Taking Turns” Jane Adams talked about groups of working mothers in different cities who set up collective grocery shopping groups and even one for errands and car pooling for Little League and appointments. There was even one article about four single mothers who shared a house with a recent divorcee looking for a roommate which allowed them to save money from their paltry salaries and hire a sitter for all the kids and share in food preparation. 
Now I have more from the authors of this book:
What is so striking about these various articles is how they gave voice to the experiences and concerns of everyday mothers, and provided the reader with a range of different attitudes and reactions to identify with. Here we heard mothers wrestle, explicitly, with the norms of intensive mothering, regarding many of them as unnecessary and overly demanding, yet getting pulled into their riptides through the specter of the hurt, lonely, damaged child. Some mothers cried when they left their children at day care for the first time; others didn’t cry at all and, in fact, couldn’t wait to drop the kid off. Some felt guilty about working; others believed it made them better mothers. We saw mothers going through their own thought processes and sometimes reaching dead ends: solutions that simply weren’t going to work. So they tried again, and found another solution. Because these magazines so actively invited mothers to submit pieces about their own experiences, there were also articles by older working women whose kids had grown up just fine, putting the lie to the work-equals-ax-murderer equation spouted by Spock, Salk, and others. There was no one, all-commanding opinion of the expert, no “I’m-the-best-mom-in-the-world-and-you’re-not” pap from some actress. So, for a brief time in the media, there were multiple personas for mothers to connect to, try on, reject. And, in these features, mothers were doing things, trying things: active agents in search of solutions. They forged ahead, together.
The Feminist Movement gave women the permission to speak their truths about their own experiences, even if it tipped over sacred cows, which led to more mouthy mothers being depicted. In the 1976 “A Bill of Rights for the Mother Person” had conceded that there was a taboo against discussing negative experiences with motherhood and the most taboo reaction was anger but “anger is inevitable” and normal and Moms would lose it with one mother confessing: “When Sarah bit me yesterday, I kicked her and said, ‘You dirty little animal.’” Moms talked about the noise of living with children, how they were mentally fatigued, always felt guilty, and like they lost their sense of selves. Lynn Caine, author of the bestseller Widow where she encouraged single moms to do what it took to take time out of the house on their own and told off the discrimination against single-parent families, who were considered “broken” and not invited to outings with traditional nuclear families. 
Maternal humor pieces admitted raising children was not always spiritually elevating and was a antidote to the idealized families on television. Georgia Lee Cox wrote “Confessions of a Wicked Stepmother” where she married a man with four children and stated she was always afraid of children and now she knows why. There were jokes about spanking, stuffing pillows in their mouths, and martinis and when one sibling fought with his sister and said to his stepmom “I’ll die before I’ll play with her” and she answered “Prepare to die then” and got a martini. Judith Viorst (she wrote Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day) wrote “The Confessions of a Mean Mommy” where she proposed telling a kid to clean his toys up by warning: “You are inches from death.”
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In 1975, One Day at a Time, premiered on CBS and starred Bonnie Franklin as single mother Ann Romano who moved to Indianapolis with her two teenage daughters. Ann dealt with a low-paying job, power struggles with her ex husband, her teenage daughters’ feuds, and the come-ons of building superintendent Schneider. There was also the film Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (1974) which starred Ellen Burstyn (who won an Oscar for her performance) where Alice’s abusive husband gets killed in a car accident and she had to fend for herself and her young son; they head out for Monterey so she can resume her old singing career and had this reaction to her son’s laments of boredom: “Well, so am I. What do you want from me, card tricks?” This was spun off into a sitcom called Alice where she and Flo (”kiss my grits”) challenged their boss’s sexism to his face and behind his back. Good Times offered a portrait of a struggling African-American family with the (later widowed) Florida Evans who was loving but offered one-liners to her children and husband. ADLHA and An Unmarried Woman (1978) featured their suddenly single mom heroines meet cute and supportive men who wanted to make them happy (like Stan Rizzo and Peggy Olson, I miss my late boyfriend) and then The Turning Point (1977) where Anne Bancroft and Shirley MacLaine were peers in ballet unit Shirley got pregnant and had gotten married where Shirley’s daughter aspires to be a ballerina while Anne is aging out of the profession. The implication being that you could age out of a career but never motherhood (what about when the kids leave and don’t call you on the phone?), probably got Karen to have Holly.
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Then came the Supermom figure, as featured in the ad for Enjolie perfume where the mom shimmied singing “I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never, ever let you forget you’re a man” which just added another narrow ideal for real and flawed women to make themselves sick to fit into. Oil of Olay targeted mothers going back to the workplace (or starting there for the first time) where they brought up fears of aging and competing with young people out of college (trivializing the too-real issue of women seeking work after 40).
By 1979, with the inflation and the Soviets invading Afghanistan and the Iranian hostage crisis left mom’s issues on the wayside and Kramer vs. Kramer starring Meryl Streep as Joanna Kramer, wife of Ted and the adorable Billy (soon to be Molly Ringwald’s bratty brother in Sixteen Candles), who leaves them for the other side of the country to find herself. The film revolves around Ted, probably for the first time, learning how to bond with his son and become involved in his life and left no sympathy for Joanna (who spent seven years of child-rearing and we never see what it was like to be trapped with a kid and a group of catty moms from his class, ever notice that stay-at-home moms or school mom groups seem to function like the Plastics?) who came back with a career and wanting to claim custody of Billy. Before I head into the 1980s media panics, I will leave the authors’ conclusion to this chapter here:
Tearjerker movies, mouthy moms on sitcoms, kid advice columns all exerted their pull on mothers, showing them how to thumb their noses at intensive mothering while reminding them that rejecting intensive mothering meant their kids would be screwed up forever--and would blame them for it. But there were two camps, especially in the early 1970s, and feminists had pointed out that putting intensive mothering all on the mother prevented female equality with men. The kid shrinks said that mothers who failed to read and study everything---especially the shrinks’ own columns and books--were in danger of producing a future generation of permanently scarred psychos or deeply pathetic, unloved wretches. Advertisers, often paving the way, had a solution: be a supermom. Embrace feminism and intensive mothering. This was not quite what feminists had in mind. But this was exactly the fusion--between two ethics impossible to reconcile---that the media, and millions of mothers, began to go with as the Gipper took the helm. 
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Summer vacations put an end to rampant desktop crimewave • The Register
Something for the Weekend, Sir? I’m drowning in ballpoint pens.
I mean this figuratively, of course. Let’s just say I have an uncommonly large number of ballpoint pens available for my immediate use at the moment.
How many? Ooh, several. Can you borrow one? No, get lost, find your own.
The reason I suddenly find myself awash – figuratively, again – with so many writing implements is due to a temporary change in circumstances. Yes, I have moved house by 700 miles but that’s not the whole story. The determining factor in producing my present proliferation of pens is that I have moved to a country in which everyone else is absent because they’ve gone on holiday for the whole summer.
Having no colleagues with whom to rub shoulders – figuratively or literally, I really don’t care any more – for two months means there is nobody around to nick my biros, or as I now have to learn to say, “mes bics”.
This at least is the explanation offered by health ‘n’ safety software developer protecting.co.uk, which has been quoting research on the extent of casual office-supplies pilfering. “Workplace theft costs businesses in the UK £190m per year,” it says before whipping out a calculator (hopefully not someone else’s that they borrowed off their desk eight months ago and forgot to return) and confirming that’s an average of “£12.50 worth of items per person – the equivalent of almost 30 rolls of toilet paper each!”
Note: it is standard form to conceptualise lengths by comparison with London buses, surface areas by football pitches or Olympic swimming pools, larger land areas by the size of Wales, and the value of office supplies by toilet rolls. The managing director at my very first job used to complain that stealing toilet rolls from the office bogs ought to be an instantly sackable offence, and I still can’t bring myself to disagree.
Prior to reading this research, I had wondered whether the Douglas Adams theory of ballpoint disappearance might have some validity. Mme D’s workplace was even worse than mine: at her’s, the average HEPPA (Half-life Existence Prior to Physical Absence) of any writing implement at the front desk was 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
On one occasion, she rounded up every unwanted ballpoint, felt-tip, fountain pen, crayon and school pencil we could find around the house – a clutch of about 20 items – and took them into work the next morning. By lunchtime, not one of these was still on the premises. But rather than slipping quietly off-world or into another dimension, they were simply getting nicked by co-workers and, as I think CCTV would confirm, her own notoriously ill-equipped boss.
Evidently there are some advantages to the elimination of your colleagues from the workplace. Computer automation does not nick your pen. Nor does it run off with your sticky notes, pilfer your stapler or treat limited toilet paper supplies with rampant profligacy.
Not that I want to see a permanent end to all human life at work: obviously my own contribution is absolutely essential and cannot be dismissed so wistfully. Everyone else can go, though, no problem.
There is a gentle irony in the way the general public, despite its increasing preference for online retail, self-completing digital forms and push reminders, believes that live computerised services are, or should be, constantly monitored by human overseers. Nor is this expectation restricted to domestic consumers and retail environnements, apparently. A HackerOne survey conducted during Infosec a few weeks ago suggests that even security professionals believe humans remain more effective than machines when it comes to securing digital assets.
If you’re reading this, you will already be aware that automated services aren’t overseen by humans at all. In fact, most of them are a law unto themselves. Any human element exists only in order to fix them after they have already gone mental, which they do typically every 6 minutes and 37 seconds.
Of course, you might only be made aware that things have gone wrong when you see a flag pop up or receive a message from the system itself. Automated systems have automated monitoring. But this only works thoroughly if someone has thought of all the potential scenarios in which problems can manifest.
System’s gone down? You will certainly get notified about that immediately. System is having difficulty? You might see an amber warning if you’re looking at the right screen. System is randomly playing silly buggers with a single component, such as an undocumented script that an ex-colleague, long since made redundant, wrote one Thursday afternoon to show off his skills to a subsequently unappreciative project team? This could remain a secret between the automated service and the automated monitoring system almost indefinitely.
Just over a year ago, I visited the Museum of Roman Antiquity in Nîmes. This fabulous place was full of the digital toys with which all modern museums are fitted these days, one of which was a mixed-reality space that dresses you up in virtual clothing from the classical era when you stand on the footprint graphics on the floor. Mme D and I duly pratted about in front of the camera, pretending to be Roman consuls and slave girls and so on (Mme D made a great consul, BTW) and repeatedly pressed the button to send us screengrabs by email.
Nothing turned up in my inbox, not that I really expected it to work. Evidently there was a glitch with the system and, this being France in the summer, anyone who might have been around to fix it (while not otherwise engaged stealing each other’s pens) was on holiday. It wasn’t a significant system glitch, anyway, and I supposed someone would deal with it when they got back from the beach.
Except they didn’t and eventually I forgot all about it. I was only reminded of my virtual toga-twirling when a dozen screengrabs from the museum suddenly landed by email yesterday. It’s easy to imagine what happened: someone on stand-in support duties this week was probably still brushing sand from between their toes when quite by chance they happened upon a system flag indicating that 15,000 non-essential emails dating back exactly 12 months were still sitting in a Drafts folder, accompanied by a “Delete?” confirmation prompt.
I imagine this person was reluctant to trash 15,000 unsent emails that had been addressed to customers, and probably also frustrated at the system’s equally stubborn reluctance to send the bloody things. So I further imagine the kindly human consulted the technical documentation and followed its advice to the letter: switch the email server off and then back on again. Bingo – er, “houpla” – 15,000 emails containing photos of idiots dressed up in unconvincing AR as wonky Roman legionaries are turfed into the ether all at the same time.
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Job done, this helpful human was then free to spend the rest of the afternoon trawling colleagues’ desks for unguarded pens.
I like to think the days of pen shortages is coming to a close: real-time trackable “smart” pens are surely soon to hit the market, putting an end to the misery of losing a 50p biro by convincing dullards customers to part with a “smart” one costing £500. To get in early on the highly lucrative stylus-tracking bandwagon, I am registering the domains yourpenistracked.com and seewheremypenis.com.
Premature? Nah, you have to grab these things with both hands.
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Alistair Dabbs is a freelance technology tart, juggling tech journalism, training and digital publishing. That survey quoted by protecting.co.uk says 81 per cent of the employees they asked admitted that they didn’t regard “borrowing a pen from a colleague long-term” as a problem. It’s only borrowing if you give it back, pal. The toilet roll, though, you can keep. @alidabbs
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Indie Crime Fiction: A Niche of One's Own
Indie Crime Fiction: A Niche of One's Own #IndieCrimeCrawl
Douglas Adams once wrote (in a detective novel, btw, so it’s fitting), “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” That describes this post—I had a pretty clear idea what I was going to say when I started this—but that’s not where I ended up rambling about. Still, I think this’ll work. — Since Jo Perryrecruited me to take part in this…
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builtinadaygames · 7 years ago
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itchy tasty: Free Games on itch.io, issue #3
Hi, I'm Kevin Beissel and I make videogames under the name Built In A Day (@builtinadayKB).
This is the third post I've done about games on itch.io, you can read the others here or you can read them on my personal site, builtinadaygames.com/blog
This post is slightly different than the others.  The devs covered in this post have released well-regarded indie games thru publishers like Devolver and Adult Swim (Terri Vellmann and Andrew Morrish) or self-published on platforms other than PC (Powerhoof).  The previous posts focused on devs with only self-released work (and no titles on Steam).
I had played games by all three of these devs on Steam and was pleased to find they had work posted on itch as well.  Since itch has all types of games, especially small and experimental work, it was fun to play something by these devs that could explore a bit more and see them try things that might not work in 'commercial products'.
Not to say that they're work on Steam is generic or traditional or (worst of all) 'safe'.  But there is value in watching an artist experiment, fail, take risks, embrace weirdness and just try stuff, whether they 'succeed' or not.
So, my motivation for this post is basically two-fold: to let other gamers know that itch has cool, experimental work by devs you already know and love, and to encourage devs of all types to keep making new stuff (especially the small or weird ideas they have).
Here are the ground rules:
The purpose of this series is to cover some of the free games on itch.io, from a developer and fan perspective.
Before we get to the games, I just want to clarify why I'm doing this and what I hope it accomplishes.  So here's the what, why and how:
The WHAT
Discuss free games available on itch.io
I've got a list of profiles to check out, but please send along any recommendations.
There are no restrictions on genres.  The whole point of this is to be curious and ask questions.  So no dumb rules like "No walking sims" or "No puzzle platformers", which would prolly eliminate half of the available games anyways.
The WHY
I want to become a better developer and playing experimental/small/art/trash games should help.
Getting an audience is hard and getting constructive feedback is even harder.  I can't help the devs covered in these posts with the former but maybe I can with the latter.
The HOW
There is no rating system.
There is no alter ego here, these are not 'angry' reviews.
These aren't even really reviews.
The goal is to focus on the design choices that were made and discuss the reasoning behind them.
I don't really care about being right, I don't really care about sounding smart ("Yeah, no shit" the reader grumbles), I don't really care about agreeing with you.  I'm more interested in looking at the hierarchy of ideas (to borrow a phrase) that form game design.  By working at the ends and working in the middle we can find out more about it, right?
Enough with the formalities, let's get started.
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Profile: Powerhoof (@Powerhoof, powerhoof.com, powerhoof.itchi.io)
Games: Murdercide 2017 and Peridium
Style: point and click adventure games, cyberpunk/comedy and horror/suspense respectively
Powerhoof is the two-man team (Dave Lloyd and Barney Cumming) behind 'Crawl', the excellent local coop dungeon-crawler on Steam.  They have a diverse selection of games on itch, but I'll be covering only three of them, tho each one is worth a look.
The point and click genre offers the chance to show off their narrative skills, with plenty of good dialog and superb voice acting.  Their games always have appealing visuals, so it was exciting to see that skillset paired with a good narrative.  It's also remarkable that both games are so different in tone, yet work so well.
Each game can be played in less than ten minutes, so describing the plot would spoil a huge chunk of your playthru.  So think of them like this: if you like Douglas Adams or 'Blade Runner' then check out Murdercide and if you like 'The Thing' or 'The Shining' then check out Peridium.  And if you like all those things and were also a fan of LucasArts adventure games, then for sure check out both.
Also, these games are much more about atmosphere than they are about the traditional elements of point and click games.  Yeah, you will have to use an inventory item to interact with some scenery, but none of it gets in the way of the setting and the story.
If I'm not mistaken Powerhoof has hinted at doing a full-length adventure game someday.  I've been mistaken before tho (turns out if you mix an acid with a base you get a reaction, you know like mixing drain cleaners?), so they'll prolly make something else that's dope.
Game: Riders of Rhea
Style: top-down, action, roguelike
Elevator pitch: It feels like an 8-bit version of 'Mad Max'.  I guess this is the perfuntory part where I point out that Powerhoof is based in Australia.  But this elevator ride is almost over, so fuck it.
You ride on a motorcyle thru a desert wasteland and track down groups of enemies using a mini-radar.  Another panel displays stats about your bike (armor/shield, heat, speed).  When you defeat enemies you get random drops, usually a small decrease from one skill (-1 usually) and a larger boost to another skill (+2 or higher).
The controls took awhile to get the hang of, but I eventually could take on small groups.  I can get overwhelmed easily (are we still talking about the game?) but that level of challenge makes each success feel more satisfying.
I've been searching for interesting action games lately and this one certainly fits.  Great minimalist art-style, nicely blends offensive and defensive tactics, and has a 'one more run' charm to it.
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Profile: morrish (@int_main, andrewmorrish.net, andrew-morrish.itch.io)
Game: Tough Love Machine
Style: puzzle, pretty colors
Andrew Morrish has two games available on Steam, 'Super Puzzle Platformer Deluxe' and 'Kingsway'.  I haven't played the latter, but SPPD has a great concept, fantastic visuals, tight controls and a diverse group of playable characters.  I didn't know he had stuff on itch, but TLM was recommended by Steven Miller (@stevenjmiller37, who also has a bunch of cool games on itch too).  It's a great puzzle game: fun, intuitive and a joy to look at.
There are two hearts and two arms on the screen.  Using the arms (WASD for the left and arrow keys for the right) you reposition the hearts until they are either stacked or side-by-side.  This seemingly simple formula yields impressively deep results.
One thing I always look for in puzzle games is how clearly they visually communicate concepts and rules.  In games like 'Stephen's Sausage Roll' or 'Baba Is You', the concept and mechanics work seamlessly, because the visual cues and puzzle design are so well done.
Those games ('Roll' and 'Baba') force you to very carefully consider the space you're given and how the rules you know can be applied to them.  I know that sounds like something that ALL puzzle games should do, just like regular exercise is something that ALL people should do, but we know that's not the case.
So when I got stuck in 'Roll', it usually meant there was some part of the level I wasn't utilizing, despite the design/visual cues clearly pointing me towards it.  TLM does a similarly good job of keeping the puzzle design uncluttered and avoiding bullshit red herring solutions, another common puzzle game pitfall.
BTW, I haven't actually beat it yet.  I'm stuck on the level called "you might actually be getting worse".  My God, this game sounds like my ex-wife.
Just kidding, I don't have an ex-wife.  I'm not kidding about being stuck but don't spoil it for me.  You can spoil it for my ex-wife tho, she always hated surprises.  Or maybe she just hated me.
Whatever the imaginary case may be, just make sure you don't hate 'Tough Love Machine'!  You could say it's TOUGH not to LOVE it.  You could say that, especially if you wanted people to hate your writing style.
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Profile: terriv (@terrivellmann, terriv.itch.io)
Game: TANKITA
Style: roam-around tank-shooter
Terri Vellmann recently released 'High Hell' (which I'm very excited for) but I've been playing 'Heavy Bullets' for just about a year now and I love it.  I was a bit put off at first and it took awhile to develop effective strategies (I can get to level six out of eight so far), but a good run in 'HB' is super satisfying, even tho they all end in an abrupt death.
TANKITA (or 'Bounty Hunter Tankita') is a tank-shooter with nice 'roam-around' style maps.  Each map has bases to destroy or enemy waves to fight off.  All of it is done in a low-res style but with bright colors and appealing cartoon-style character/vehicle designs.
You control the tank's movement with the L-stick and weapon aim with the R-stick.  The left and right bumpers are your main and alt fire, and the A button is jump.
As much fun as the game is, the control style caused some mild frustration.  The only issue I have is with the jump.  Circle-strafing enemies is pretty effective, except you have to keep moving your right thumb to jump or risk taking heavy damage from missiles.
However this frustration led to a worthwhile thought experiment: If I were to remap the controls, what changes would I make and how much would they change other gameplay elements?
I'll preface this by saying (or writing, at least) this:
A lot of well-intentioned game design feedback suffers from a common problem: the proposed solution has far-reaching consequences and would alter so many facets of gameplay that the amount of work necessary would far exceed being just a 'small tweak'.
So, my first instinct is to eliminate the jump entirely and focus on the weapons.  The problem with that is the tank is now largely defenseless, so the enemy behavior and the map layouts have to change drastically to compensate.  For starters, the enemy's missile fire rate would need to be adjusted (even tho you can shoot them down with your own missiles) or the amount of damage they do has to be heavily nerfed.
My next idea was to eliminate the alt fire and just have the main weapon and the jump ability, and map them to LB/RB.  This allows a good balance between offense and defense, but still requires that many enemy/level elements be reworked.
I like the second solution better.  Either solution would take a lot of time, but the second has a higher 'ceiling'.  You could compensate for the lack of an alt fire several ways:
Create opportunities for 'massive' or 'chain' style damage - like lure a group of enemies near a fuel truck, pepper the truck with your main gun and watch the explosion cause a chain reaction among the enemies.  Incentivizes the player to group enemies together and utilize environmental elements, which would mean reworking each map's layout.
Have Contra-style weapon drops - sometimes you get just the right weapon and other times you pass it up.  It's asking a lot of the player to go thru a game (even a short one) with only one weapon type.  The control style is still simplified to jump/attack, but the player can still have some variety.
Still, 'TANKITA' is worth checking out, as is Vellmann's other work on itch.  I like his visual style and something like 'mundo lixo' is a good chance to admire the aesthetics without any pressing gameplay demands.  
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Well, folks, thanks for reading.  May other people indulge you to the extent that you've indulged me.
Love & Respect,
==KB==
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Dear Crashpad Diary #28
Helllllllooooooo my favorite beasts of the entire world!!
How´s going there?? Hope you´re ready for the summer and the outdoors season!! hahahahahaha
well… now I understand when some people defend that cold weather is better for climbing… after months of hot-boiling weather in SEA, I came to a conclusion that, summer in these places is not suitable for even a living, actually…. freaking hot hahahah I'm right now writing and dehidrating as I´m sweating hahahah
Today I´ll write about: Loads of falls, getting better on surfing, that´s why I don´t like policemen, drinking coffee that just came out of an animal´s ass, photo pranks, earthquakes…
I´m seriously having fun here while learning how to surf!! We´re currently in Bali and we´ve been going to some beaches that are better for learners and cookies hahaha The problem is that, when you are learning from someone that already knows what the story is, sometimes you lack some good information!! hahah The first morning we´ve gone inside the ocean I had a big board with good flotation… therefore… the thing would not dive right?!?! Yep!!
So there is no need to tell ya that whenever a huge wave was coming and I tried to dive with the board it would not work and I would go inside the wave in a washing machine state hahahah After 3 or 4 big waves I kinda felt that sth was wrong and I had to change the strategy!! ahahahaha
Ever since I almost died in Patagonia due to a sudden snowstorm allied to my excess of confidence I have always been afraid of nature and it´s power… maybe the ocean is the one that scares me the most… so… after all those huge waves, I was decided to leave the ocean and rest for a bit (or for days) at the beach… but my bro came and told me how to deal with them and it is actually pretty ok… you don´t feel like dying the whole time hehehehe And after that I could focus on standing up hahahahah which I did just after 4 hours… or 3 days…. not sure… I´m not controlling the time here!! hahahaha
Once in Bali, the rice fields and Ubud area are a must-see attraction… off we went then… We rented a bike… got my camera and all the stuff and venga!! 
 BTW… we have been using an app called Maps.me which is absolutely fantastic! you can use all the maps offline and download all the countries or areas you might need… freeeeeaking nice!! That saved us many times on the trip!!
And there we were… maps on one hand… Luh driving…. we had like 40kms in front of us… everything was fine till the time we got to a big avenue and the policemen stopped us… to check the docs… funny though that they were stopping only tourists…
As soon as he stopped us… Luh gave him the drivers license and all the motorbikes documents that were in pristine conditions as the bike was Wayan´s one, from the hotel we were staying… Anyways… does not matter if that was ok or not… they were stopping only tourists to get money out of them… they came with a story that the driver´s license was not valid here and bla bla bla… the police guy brought us to the corner and said that we would have to “fix the mistake”… we tried to discuss a bit but he asked for 500.000 rupees… we said we did not have, which was true, cuz who´d go out for a day trip in a place like this carrying the daily budget?? haha
He asked 50% then, and we said no… but in the end he got 150.000 from us and let us go…. fucker!! =(

Later that week we met some locals that told us it is pretty common… you only need to put like 50.000 inside the motorbike´s documents when you hand it off, they will take the money and let you go with no harm… it´s sad to see things like this happening tho!!
Forgetting about this shit happen… people like this policemen cannot dictate the way you face or remember the day… I just decided to write about to help people avoiding losing money for nothing!! 

The trip that day was awesome… the rice fields were beautiful an huge… even after living in Hampi and having its great rice paddies as a constant background… I still have the capacity of fall in love with rice fields around the world… they seem to get greener and more vivid as the life goes on!! heheh
Something funny happened that day in the fields… funny for us… cuz for that lady twas not funny at all!! hahahah She was being photographed… and suddenly, she was covered by the mud and surrounded by rice hahahahah Yep… she fell inside one of the fields… and all the people present in that valley that day will remember the scared noise that one of her family member made as she collapsed!!
I can only imagine what happened: “Let´s take a pic people… Grandma… one step back… another one…. one last step for a better position!!”…. Grandmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….. hahahahahhahaha
Poor thing!! She was rescued fast without major injuries… she fell prob around 3 metres… but her clothes…. hahahaha I´m laughing but twas not funny for her… clothes!! RIP white shirt!! hahahahah
The next matter might sound a little awkward and maybe disgusting for some of yous…. but it was a valid, different and, I risk to say, delicious experience!! Someone had already told me about the most expensive coffee ever… a coffee that somewhat was extracted from an animal´s poo!! hahah And the best part of the story… it was somewhere in Indonesia!! hahaha
It happened to be in that area.. in Ubud… place where the animals were kept in captive… feed by the human and, after all the digestive process, the poo would be collected, roasted, ground and served as the most expensive coffee on earth… I have to agree that the coffee is indeed good… but as all the good coffee I´ve ever taken… Colombian, Brazilian, Kenyan… all of them were great too!!
So… I have been trying to understand why we keep these animals in a cage to make sth that we have already mastered without them?? Maybe it is a way to add some different value to the product.. but is it worthy?? dunno…
It seems that the human being have a fetich for the animals asses though!! Some time ago a friend of mine told me that vanilla flowers are extremely rare, therefore, original vanilla flavour is costly… reason why all the big companies found a way to artificially replace it… and the way they found, involves something found on otter´s asses…. seriously??? First you get the vanilla from the otter ass and now the coffee from the Luwak ass????
Can you imagine what would be a Luwak vanilla coffee then!! hahahahahaha
Well… with the unpredicted bribe expense, we decide to save some money using the app Tripadvisor to get info on cheap places to eat and all… silly mistake!! They have a way to rate the restaurants with € symbols… if the place has one symbol is cheap and so on…
It was easy for me and Luh to choose…. the ones with more than € were automatically out of scope hehe Unfortunately and fortunately, they have some sort of trouble to define what is cheap and expensive… cuz the cheap stuff they define was overpriced … that's the unfortunate part… cuz we walked to few of them for 2 or 3 times… got there starving and had to abort the mission because of the prices…. However… and that's where the fortunate part comes… we got to find some nice, delish and cheap local places!!! Yummy and in your face trip advisor!! don´t like ya!! haha odds of using apps haha
Talking about odds…. what are the odds of going to bed thinking out of the blue about tsunamis and thinking what would be the best action plan for us if that happened (I know… it's weird but it was pretty random thought) and wake up the next morning with an earthquake???
Weird, isn’t it??? I know!!
Maybe because of the thought of the previous night… I woke up, got out of bed and opened the door to leave the room in a split of second… when I opened the door my brother woke up and while he was trying to understand what was going on I told him to leave fast…. by that time we had few more secs of shakiness and then it stopped… checking the internet few mins later I could confirm that it happened 35km from our place and it was quite strong… 6.10 on the Richter scale!! wow… one can freak out when the safety of the ground vanishes that sudden!! I can remember the soundtrack of it all was provided by some old ladies that kept yelling for the whole length!! haha
In that same website… earthquaketrack.com, I saw that you can register to receive earthquake alerts on twitter!! hahahaha Imagine that… you get an alert like: “Holy Shit…. run!!!!” or “Fuck fuck fuck fuck!!” or even “Good night Mr. Jones, We´d like to let you know that in few mins from now you´ll feel like you´re losing it… don´t worry… it´s all good… if you live your home and head to a park or some sort of open air area like… NOW!! 
or... even the classic Douglas Adams advice: “Don´t panic!!” hahahahahaha
Sweeeeeet!! I hope you had good fun with this post… all the stories and infos are true, even the paragraph that I say I did get up on a surfboard!! hahahah
All the best smiles and sweet vibes from the great Indonesia!!
oh… and if you´re thinking about grabbing your backpack and travel the world… let me know…. I might join you somewhere!! =)
Cheers and good trip!!

Evan
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