#This kid is a powerhouse

[theloveinc]

Just thought about … oh my god. Bakugo’s first real battle with a formidable villain after your kid is born; he’s not exactly “out of shape” (he never quit the gym, routine, etc… just changed it), but he’s thrown down hard in the first couple seconds, and he’s slower to get back into position—taking the time to steady his feet and assess the terrain, pushing out the lil tummy he gained feeding you postpartum delicacies as he cracks his back—

And the villain, god help them, decides to call out to him as they use the few seconds of vulnerability to attack again, screaming, “hey pop pop, don’t tell me parenthood has made you soft! How ‘bout I start calling you ‘daddy,’ too?”

Just as Bakugo’s turning back around with a new fire in his eyes, blood all warmed up, and shooting off to grab them by the throat to end the fight in one single move.

[dykealloy]

GET HIS ASS

[hauntingblue]

chopper has become catholic

[hunniegl4zed]

I can just imagine iblis and mephiles having a conversation about scourge’s mental health and how it’s declining rapidly.

For the first time in a while, mephiles feels true guilt and remorse for their friends. He hasn’t really felt that since the royal wedding crash months ago, and yet here he is, feeling it all over again.

Iblis can feel his pain, and does her best to reassure him that the reversion is the best possible scenario. They’ll just turn him into a teenager, make him forget a lot of his memories, and put him in with a loving home.

Or at least that was the original plan.

~48 hours later, mephiles is calling iblis, telling her she’s practically an aunt now, since the reversion went a little extra

Mephiles: “uhm… I think I went overboard with the chaos energy…”

-insert baby patch’s baby noises-

Iblis: -gasps of adoration- “IS THAT A BABY?!”

Mephiles: “…. Yes….”

-insert iblis squealing so loud you can hear it through the phone, and slightly through the clouds-

Mephiles: “sweet mother of-“

-insert perfect nazo laughing his ass off, only to have the others follow as well.-

Mephiles: “Damn it Iblis, keep squealing like that and you’ll bust my damn eardrums-“

You captured the moment so perfectly AS ALWAYS, HEV 😭🙏💜💜💜 Mister "I don't have feelings, I blurry them" gets a slap in the face mentally when Iblis and him talk about it, trying to figure out how to stop Scourge for crashing and burning everything along with it.

Hejeosixhdhs IBILS SQUEALING OVER THE PHONE IS ALL OF US! 🤣✨️✨️✨️ Just imagine how hype she will be when she sees him for the first time! Little chubby marshmallow 🥹🩵🩵🩵

[chiarrara]

ok not to be all "I just finished binging Haikyuu and it's fresh in my mind and i'm a little obsessed with it so i'm gonna compare everything to it right now" but wind breaker is really giving haikyuu vibes, right?

[dark-elf-writes]

Me: yeah I probably won’t have anyone besides a select few hp characters show up in wsts to keep the plot simple.

My brain: what if the Dursleys just happened to be on vacation in Japan and ran into Harry out with the kids

Me: omg what if the Dursleys just happened to be on vacation in Japan and ran into Harry out with the kids

[shoecrabs]

i honestly don't think anyone will care but I keep brainrotting over the idea of a pjo/rainworld au

I've turned the Seven into funky slimy cats dealing w concepts far beyond their comprehensions lmao

[fruitycircus]

btw if there's a slim to none chance of the next nintendo console getting teased at the direct i'm gonna say a hot take

i do not care for the idea of the switch 2

[rhysnolastname]

i just did a week of work in like 15 minutes 😭

[randomnameless]

Reading your headcanons, if Willy was a Great Holy Knight with bold healer, what was Lycaon?

Oh!

A stylised version of the hero class!

(don't make fun of him, his mommy picked the class for him :(, and uncle birdie gave him one of his feathers to put on his helmet to help him "channel magic" since he is "lousy" at it, per his words)

Labraunda being a switchaxe, I guess he'd have mastery over sword and axe ranks (taught by uncle Cichol!) and an acceptable rank in brawling ("playing" with uncle Indech!) adding to his prf class that he can use magic, and in general has better stats around than an usual Hero class (think of how stupidly broken promoted!Alm was, let's say Macuil's enchanted feather on his helmet gives +1 to magic range), inferior to Rhea's stats, of course, but on another plane of existence compared to his dad, when it came to fighting.

Tl;Dr : unlike Willy, Lycaon was a good unit.

Of course being a #badass on the battlefield didn't help him at all when he was stabbed at home (tfw he didn't take his feathered helmet with him).

[oatmealdaydreams]

Playlists & A lil Rando Info (90s Kids AU)

Making playlists for the Main 7 of the au (the main Sides + Thomas). Made a formula for it to make it easier. I've finished Remus' and Janus', moving on Virgil next.

Doing some research for music tastes and accuracy purposes. I didn't grow up in the 90s (believe it or not), so I gotta some looking to make sure this au is as close as I can possibly get it.

Will make all the playlists public once finished.

During making Remus' playlist (cause a part of my formula is one song from their official/canon playlists), I was listening to Things I Don't Remember by Ugly Casanova. It's been on repeat in meh head since then (sanity? none).

Rando Sneaky Peek: there's a bisexual mom. The twins' mom is a bisexual woman in the 90s. She's epic, lemme tell ya.

[reinedeslys-central]

more for this nico-dealing-after-blood-of-olympus fic:

it's just like his brain is somehow - offline. Not willing to help him string up the words to this sentence that's sitting on his tongue. The disrespect.

He's still got to power through, though, and now he's just been standing here at the table for a good ten seconds without saying anything, gods, Will must feel so awkward trying to politely ignore Nico standing behind him. What to say, what to say, need to provide a functional human first(-ish) impression on the conversation -

Will bends his head further over the book he's reading, which seems to have a diagram on it. He shifts his neck to look at it from another angle, just enough for Nico to see the page's title: "Cross-sections of the Circulatory System".

Oh, so - a biology textbook. Cool, cool, that makes sense, since Will's the head camp medic, so maybe -

Before he can stop himself, he blurts out - "The, uh, the medulla oblongata controls parasympathetic ventilation, like, coughing and sneezing and stuff." Or - is that even correct? Damn, what if Will's going to make fun of him for getting it wrong, maybe he should try another one -

"..The pancreas secretes sodium bicarbonate, lipase, protease, and amylase into the small intestine to help with digestion." There, that works for a conversation starter. Will should definitely know about that since he lectured Nico about his starch intake last week in the infirmary.

("I don't care if they're all carbs, di Angelo, at this point you just need to eat, I don't give a pegasus' ass whether it's all carbs and fats -" - which, whatever. )

It takes him a moment to realise Will hasn't said anything back. In fact, he's barely even moved, only enough to squint at his textbook from a new angle. Clearly the most self-aware guy in the room, this guy.

He tries again. Can't have people calling him un-persistent, or whatever.

"So, the, lumen of the vein is larger than the artery, right? Since they have thinner walls?" Oh, curse me. His own insults to that zoom around his brain like a sledgehammer on nectar. And for all his embarrassment, what does he get? Nothing. Solace is still sitting, thumbing through the pages like he hasn't heard anything.

So much for Reyna making his promise to try having friends, and so much for Solace dumping out on him for pushing people away. If he's going to ignore him, and not even tell him why like - like someone who'd promised to be honest with him, then he can just catch up with his textbook in private and not have to deal with Nico's awkward conversation starters or help in the infirmary again.

Fuck it. He stomps away, shaking out his fringe and angrily pressing his thumb into the indent of his initials in his sword's hilt.

No need to let anyone think the Fates are playing favourites, because clearly Nico's in a league of his own with them. Even better, they must love him so much, because right at that moment, when he's suddenly, too irrationally angry to think about where he's going, he trips over a side table and goes careening headfirst into the shelf by the window.

Ah, merde.

"Hey, are you al- wait, Nico? What are you doing here, man? You okay?"

...And of course that's what finally makes Solace wake up from his biology-induced lotus casino haze.

As Solace bounds over, ostensibly to do his whole why-aren't-you-taking-care-of-yourself-better-nico-listen-to-me-I'm-a-doctor-so-I-know-best-and-you-don't routine, Nico resists the urge to melt into the wall, literally. Why did he tell Reyna he'd try making friends? Look where it gets him. Why, of all people, did he have to say he'd try hanging out with Solace of all people when Reyna demanded he give her some actual names to back up his promises?

- ..stupidi ragazzi carini con i loro stupidi sorrisi e le loro stupide lamentele e la loro mancanza di consapevolezza spaziale perché los tre Moirai sono così per me, mamma? perché, dei, perché....

Solace hauls him up halfway into his arms and starts asking him random questions, like:

"What's your name?" Rude, didn't he just call Nico from across the room?

"Okay, okay, cool, I deserved that one, can you tell me what day it is?" How is Nico supposed to answer that. He barely knows what day it is on a good day, he just follows camp schedule through osmosis most of the time, asking random campers what the strategies for the next capture the flag game are to get a gauge on how far away it is -

"Shit, c'mon man, help me out here, what were you looking for in the library anyway? I didn't know you were the reading type - " Which, again, rude? Does Nico not look like the reading type? Is it the black and silver? Does he not look smart enough or something? Hazel's a literal whiz, and Solace knows that, so it can't be a Hades thing.

"Come on, Nico, talk to me. You know why you came to the library, right? Can you at least tell me that?"

To talk to you, dumbass! Because you're ignoring me! Like I'm only worth your time when I'm a patient!

But it's not like he can just say that, because that would be weird. Joy of joys, Solace is getting even closer now, what the hell is going on?

"Uh - listen, don't freak out, maybe I'm freaking out, it's okay, stay calm, I'm calm, I literally do this every day, uh, can you just look straight at me, di Angelo? Need to get a good look at your eyes, figure out how bad we're dealin' here -" and he starts leaning in even closer what the literal fuck -

Is this Nico's punishment for insulting the Fates? Because, damn.

Also, because Nico's brain loves him, it abandons him once more in his time of need, forcing him to let out the weirdest squeak he's absolutely going to deny he ever made. He feels his cheeks warm, and jerks an inch away in a weird full-body shake like Frank sometimes does after returning to his human form.

Gods, what a nightmare. He lifts his hands up to cover his burning face and discreetly look for the nearest shadow when he notices Solace's ashen face, freezing.

Before he can get a real, human word out, Solace is suddenly stepping forward and cradling the back of Nico's head in a ridiculously warm hand while the other cards through his hair.

What the fuck. What the absolute fuck. He would say it feels like his soul is leaving his body if he didn't already know exactly how that felt. His eyes go wide as he wheezes, trying to stammer out a demand for Solace to fucking explain himself, taking liberties with his person -

Solace steps back, clearly confused. "No huge bumps, alright.. maybe shock?" His eyes widen again, as if he's just now noticing the state he's left Nico in.

"Shit, shit, it looks like shock, dilated pupils, difficulty breathing, hold on, di Angelo, let's get you to the infirmary - " Uh, absolutely not? 'Di Angelo' has had enough of the infirmary for a lifetime, grazie mille, Dr. Solace. There isn't even anything wrong with him this time! He's not the one asking weird questions and doing weird things this time.

Without any further thought, he turns around and starts fighting his way out of Solace's grip. If his favourite doctor's shocked cursing is anything to go by, it's the first time a patient's actively tried to escape his tender mercies.

Scratch that. Solace's arms tighten around his waist and the ensuing scuffle makes it clear this is not his first time. Shit, Nico might actually lose this one.

"Sunoffa- Nico! I'm trying to help, calm down!" Like hell you are, Solace. Let me the fuck go (so I can run away and wallow with the nymphs) and maybe then we'll talk.

He redoubles his efforts while pivoting to avoid the lamp on the table next to them.

"You fucking menace," Solace hisses, and if that hidden loss of cool makes Nico grin, well, what's a skull scarf for. Not every day you get to make Sir Doctor Extraordinaire stop being all sunshiney for a day.

Solace finally growls and stops fighting him. "Alright, you win! Hey, can't you stop aggravating your injuries for once?" Which. Wait, what injury? Nico's in perfect health!

"- and like, wartime's one thing, normal camp is another. Do you seriously not respect your body at all? Come on, you haven't even argued it! D'you seriously hate the infirmary that much? Are we a joke to you? You haven't even said anything since you hit your head and - " Nico lets the rest of Will's rant fly over him as he stills, and his mind goes, oh. Oh, this is hilarious. Okay, well, all he's gotta do to correct Will's little misconception is to say something then, right?

He opens up his mouth to cut Will off when he lands on his burning blue eyes and realises, belatedly, that Will's warm arms are still ever-so-gently and firmly cradling his waist, curling around the coarse fabric of his Camp Half-Blood tee.

As his brain goes offline for the the third and hopefully final time, Nico bemoans his existence and prepares himself to blurt out:

"The kidneys are where erythrocytes go to die."

Oh, Dei miei. That's not even right. "Well, no, I mean, the kidneys are where erythropoietin is produced, when the medulla oblongata detects a lack of oxygen in the body, which stimulates the growth of more red blood cells in the bone marrow..."

At least Will's shut up now, which is great. Nico can already feel the headache brewing from his ranting. Instead of backing off, however, Will absentmindedly adjusts his grip on Nico's waist and cocks his head to the side.

"...Did you come to the library to ask me to help you with your biology homework? Because, and I really mean no offense, buddy, but I kinda thought you were a year-round camper. Where'd you find the time to study AP Bio?"

Nico gives up and melts to the floor, ignoring Will's cries to groan and repeatedly thunk his head into the thankfully carpeted floor. This is how Nico dies. He prays for his father to open up the ground and bring him down to the palace for a visit. Will's still struggling to pull him up off the floor (if he's going to chase after him, he can deal with having to catch him, damnit), but only one thought is playing through Nico's mind.

Oh, I'm never going to live this one down, am I?

same fic different scene 0 - prologue-ish

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

DC Generational Divide, Round 1 results!

Round one is officially over! Our first round pit the Golden Age against the Silver Age and... well... everyone decided to cosplay Father Time and kill off the seniors. None of the Golden Age characters will be moving forward in the competition and the Golden Age has been eliminated.

The Silver Age, however, gained eight points and all of them will be moving forward into round 3.

While we wait for the results of round 2 we'll continue on with round 3. Get ready because we're releasing the Kraken! There's a reason why the Bronze Age has been held back until now. Will the Bronze Age sweep? Does the Silver Age even have a chance?? We will see tomorrow at 9AM!

The pairings will be as follows:

1. Dinah and Ollie vs Roy and Connor

2. Hal, John and Guy vs Kyle, Simon and Jess

3. Diana and Nubia vs Donna

4. Barry vs Wally and Jesse

5. Arthur and Mera vs Garth and Tula

6. J'ohn, Zatanna and Booster vs Vic, Star, Raven and Gar

7. Bruce and Kate vs Dick and Babs

8. Clark and John vs Kara

I'm excited to see the results of this one!

*To clear up some confusion, I am using loose definitions of comic book ages in lieu of naming each age range. In this case Silver Age = Adults and Bronze Age = Young Adults.

[kehideni]

On a completely hillarious note, a human/elf hybrid(i know they are not referred to as hybrids but we don't have a term for them yet, now do we...) can end up anywhere between best case scenario:

An elf with five fingers(arcanum connection provided) or

Worst case scenario:

Human with four fingers that i very meanly only refer to as: saturday-cartoon human (arcanum not included)

Secret third scenario as Aaravos got Lucifer vibes... that human/elf hybrids can potentially be like the nephilim from the bible (angel/human hybrids)

[ladysqueakinpip]

Bodrum: ATLA, PH, Amytis and Paatni: ATLA, DP

bodrum:

🌊 ATLA: what element would they bend, or would they be a non-bender?

Leaning towards waterbender (again mostly bc of the color scheme LOL) but I do think there are elements of him that fit with the air nation and the spirituality. he just needs to be somewhere he really doesn't fit in lol. I like to see him as a noble's son from the northern water tribe. as a man he's trained to fight but he would really rather be learning healing in the room with the women lol.

🧚‍♀️ PH: What would their talent be if they were one of the Disney Fairies?

It HAS to be something a little wet meow meow would do. Like dessert-tasting, or library-organizing. Poetry-writing.

Amytis:

🌊 ATLA: what element would they bend, or would they be a non-bender?

HM. a non-bender feels right for her. i think it would suit her arc of not feeling like she's enough (sort of like sokka's s3 arc in sokka's master).

👑 DP: Which Disney Princess are they most like?

snow white, i think!

Paatni:

🌊 ATLA: what element would they bend, or would they be a non-bender?

she would be an earth bender. not only does it suit her green blood color scheme, but it also suits her very stable and grounded personality.

👑 DP: Which Disney Princess are they most like?

definitely pocahontas, with undertones of merida.

[sparkystarlight]

saved dogspeckles sprite to show yall bc theyre like the prettiest cat in the clan and immediately in the next timeskip they died 🥲 anyway heres them and their mate <3