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It’s high nu-n
#Im sorry#This joke would not leave my head#oh well#kyuuketsuki sugu shinu#kyuushi#the vampire dies in no time#tvdint#john the armadillo#chimera does art
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A pterodactyl…?
*gasp*
PERRY THE PERRYDACTYL!!!!!!!!!!!
#perry the platypus#heinz doofenshmirtz#phineas and ferb#my edits#this joke would not leave my head#dinosaur#pterodactyl
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leo is the type of person to get LED lights but he would hang them so wrong, like high up on the wall and they just end very abruptly and it looks kind of horrible but he acts so ridiculously proud of it. and he has the little remote that can change colors so he will just repeatedly click it as a stim and it makes anyone who tries to sit in with his room very annoyed
and they go on a mission and leo just has the remote with him in some capacity, like maybe he's wearing something and it was in his pocket and he forgot, and it falls on the floor and donnie "accidentally" steps on it and does that extremely flat "ohhh noooo that was an accident im so sorry i wasnt looking oh nooo" while repeatedly stomping on it. and he very obviously breaks it and leo's like NOOOOOOOO MY LIGHTS
and then he goes back home and realizes theyre stuck in YELLOW so his room is BRIGHT ASS YELLOW and he cant change it. and immediately his brothers take to calling it the Piss Room. and this bothers leo immensely but he has an image to maintain and he would be GIVING IN and showing them it bothered him so he stubbornly refuses to take it down because he cant let them win
but he gets so mad about the Piss Room everytime it's brought up, even though its his fault it is still immortalized as the Piss Room. he talks about going back there and one of them is always like "oh yeah you mean the piss room?" and every time without fail he is always shrieking "IT IS NOT THE PISS ROOM STOP CALLING IT THE PISS ROOM!!!!!!!!"
#rottmnt#rottmnt leo#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt mikey#rottmnt raph#behold: a joke that i have no plans on using but it would not leave my head
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there’s a 50/50 shot Alfred is Bruce’s biological dad
this is entirely based off that one IASIP screencap
#I mean. what. …who said that?#pennywaynes#I also genuinely think Bruce would be accepting of it this is just a joke that wouldn’t leave my head#dc
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it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once
#the wizard posts#the wizard shitposts#gravity falls#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#the book of bill#i need you all to know that after i posted my last post and in the tags i joked about them doing it to reptiles and samurais#i immediately drew this#the thought would not leave my head#in other news i cannot draw fidds#but by god i AM GOING TO FUCKING LEARN#the need to draw yaoi of these 2 will overcome my inability to draw him
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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!
#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork#i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker#well she was a dork in general#reading. painting. dancing. all of it#but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given#N usually gives her copies#She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway#theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark#also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again#she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind#and finds new joy in them as who she is now#she might not be that little worker anymore#but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY#anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones#serial designation v#serial designation n#uzi doorman#also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to#its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head#imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf
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There's a literary competition at my uni organised by the historical society which sounds perfect! But one of the topics is 'alternative history' and so far the best premise I have managed to come up with is:
How would the enlightenment era be different if Europe had an access to coke?
#kind of a joke kind of not really#this idea was put in my head by my dear mutuals and now won't leave#it would be a mess but still - - in which ways exactly?#history#history memes#age of enlightenment#1700s#18th century#history shitposting#philosophy memes#ramblings
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Do not think I'll get over the fact that Molly encourages the idea that he's always had a string of lovers, lets people believe he goes off with someone new or visits brothels every night, and the whole thing is just...just because he doesn't want anyone to find out he's got this bleeding heart.
That his "choir practice" is him risking his life to save some strangers he's never met. That he's this compassionate, fiercely loyal protector who believes, "The truth is...How do I put this...the world is harsh and cruel, and I don't seem to be able to just walk on by."
That he has this reputation for being a shameless flirt with countless partners, and just...as far as we know, he only ever had one relationship. And after she died, he carried her cards and wore her coat every day, kept her close to his heart and never said a word about it. Not until he admits to Yasha that he's lonely, that he wishes he still had someone. The way Molly is grieving and mourning a partner just like Yasha, and no one ever knew.
The way Lucien couldn't believe that Jester found him "dreamy," the way people only ever saw him as a demon and monster for so long. Waking up as Kingsley and still looking for the love he lost. Still falling for Caleb. Tealeaf keeping so much close to the chest, afraid to let himself be too vulnerable. Only ever trusting his heart with a few. Wanting so badly to be good, to be loved, to be whole. Worshipping the goddess of love herself. Writing down, "Love. It binds us. It frees us. What more needs be said?"
#laying on the floor. head in my hands#every instance of the nein joking about molly running off with someone or locking fjord out of their room at night is just...#it gets so sad and depressing with the background that molly is a direct parallel to yasha being a grieving widow. how molly lost#his love too and still struggles with actually opening up his heart and being vulnerable with others--#mollymauk my beloved#believing the nein would leave him as soon as they found out about lucien--#molly always running and trying so hard to seem so worldly and experienced. terrified of anyone finding out that the world is still so#New to him. that hes only had a few short years to try and fill the clawing emptiness#I don't know...I really think molly didnt have anyone but lestera before#and it makes the fact that he still feels for her and caleb as kingsley all the more heartbreaking
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i am a believer in the s3 1941 kiss
#good omens#it just makes Sense.#like the way i shot out of my seat when aziraphale said he did the apology dance in 1941... WE HAVEN'T SEEN THAT YET!!!!#my delusional theory: they kiss on the night of the zombies/blitz after their gay little romantic dinner#they freak out about it and crowley leaves#GOD what if aziraphale initiated it then. and then he shows up later in the year (?) to do the dance#as an olive branch cause at this point he's painfully in love he just wants to see crowley again#so he does the dance as like. “sorry for freaking you out here's our joke it's all okay right?”#and then crowley has to watch as aziraphale apologizes for kissing him. yeah that works! slams my head into the wall#that would explain the weirdness in 1960s#would NOT explain why aziraphale said you go too fast but like maybe more things happened in between them.#oh my god what if like they fully dated then during those years but had a messy breakup#and then crowley wants to keep going he's sad they broke up but aziraphale had issues with heaven or something so he's scared#every day i hurt my own feelings
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Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #2.
Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna
#Marvel#Marvel comics#Marvel 616#Chasm: Curse of Kaine#Scarlet Spider#Kaine#Kaine Parker#I was originally going to split this page into two posts#leaving just the top panel to comment «hardee har har ironic coming from someone whose creator refuses to let stay dead»#but I do think there’s an ongoing theme here#how much of Kaine’s interactions with Ben in recent years have been colored by the guilt of Kaine getting multiple chances#to learn what heroism while Ben was presumably dead#and then struggling with some of the objectively terrible things Ben’s done since#(is it Kaine’s responsibility as a so-called hero now to put Ben down as only Kaine has the strength and#supposed moral flexibility to do? But where does Kaine get the right to do that#considering his own past terrorizing Ben and Ben being one of Kaine’s greatest models of heroism?)#all wrapped up in a very brotherly Cain instinct#but yeah nothing that hasn’t been discussed before don’t mind my musing hahaha#I’m just constantly rotating this guy around in my head like a microwave#there’s also the humor here of Kaine not acknowledging (refusing to a knowledge???) how terrifying he is hahaha#although that joke would land even better if he still had visible claws on his suit
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#johndirk#dirkjohn#i have art block so idk i guess im drawing them#homestuck#idk how to put it in my head but they enable eachother in funny ways TO ME.#dirk said leave me alone and john did it but then john also said he wanted to get to know him more#and like all the other kids but also his first impression to dirk was like that#like they paralleled 'i fucked everything up/messed everything up'#anyways about the funny enabling its the idea that both of them would get WAY too into whatever the other#is roping them into so like john getting dirk in on his pranks and dirk goes like haha what the fuck but in a#semi-hysterical disbelieving 'god this is so childish but its funny' kind of way#and john would say the same shit about how dirk gets too into building robots to rap he thinks its awesome but also really stupid#also i think they'd be really mean to eachother but laugh about it bc they both know they're joking?#anyways
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the irony isn't lost on me okay
#Baldur's Gate 3#BG3#gale dekarios#Gale of Waterdeep#when you accidentally make a really compatible OC for an NPC#based on a joke of a 'what would you be in DND' quiz#this was not my intention but here we are and I am amused to have accidentally stumbled into this#but the meme wouldn't leave my head so here we are#Character: Gwenifar van Hol
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loki/william rufus fic, where bill explains that as the second son he has inherited england while big brother bob only got the duchy of normandy, ha ha ha.
#no offence to normandy of course i'm sure it's a fine duchy with many things to recommend it.#oh but wait! England Son then dies in a “Hunting Accident” and the next brother heads for the capital ASAP!#where is Bob? idk i think he was on crusade or something. BUT! he'll get to stay in england when henry keeps him captive for life <3#apparently robert got very into welsh poetry while imprisoned for being the older brother so maybe that made up for it all?#PLOT TWIST: henry the first of england leaves no legitimate sons and england ends up having a civil war when he dies.#btw it still throws me a bit that post-conquest kings have names like william and robert while the pre-1066 dudes are all named Aethelthing#*whispers* i kind of feel like asgard should be on a atheling system like pre-conquest england but i don't want to complicate things.#though this would explain why Thor 1 treats a Loki succession as a real possibility and thinks aptitude for kingship in any way matters.#whereas the later movies all assume it works on primogeniture (and none of us in fandom really absorbed the fact that when hela shows up#thor instantly accepts that she's ahead of him in the line of succession and objects to her evilness rather than her sex/gender.#so clearly if thor and loki have an older sister the OLDER matters more than the SISTER. right? yet sif is the only female warrior.#and while i think the 'kings NEED to go into battle!' thing was overstated by the past and by modern observers we do all go along with that#in the context of these films don't we? loki is unsuitable due to his *checks notes* weak fragile feminine form.#*looks at him and experiences a brief moment of cognitive dissonance before moving on*#and that's a story more of us want to tell (or i assume that's what's up) so we all just ignore The Hela Evidence don't we?)#(i can explain my own reasons if anyone asks but nobody will so i won't bother doing it in these tags.)#btw a friend once made a william the conqueror joke about passing the duchy on the left hand side which was FANSTASTIC#but explaining it would take far too long so i won't do that either. BUT IT WAS RLY FUNNY U GUYS (gender-neutral)!#history shitposting#plus the mcu because of course
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I type 4 Eva on the groupchat and they think I mean forever when I actually mean for Eva Smith from an inspector calls who deserves better
#an inspector calls#eva smith#daisy renton#the birling family#eric birling#sheila birling#mrs birling#sybil birling#arthur birling#mr birling#gerald croft#i know this is a niche joke about a play i only ever encountered in my gcses so the target audience is probably none existant#but it would leave my head unless i shared it
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Ganondorf and Nabooru in a heated marital dispute Ganon: You wanna duke it out in the desert? Nabooru: Fuck yeah, I do! *starts biting off her acrylics one by one* Ganon: *scared*
Oh she wouldn't even need to take them off, I trust her palm and knife hand strikes 😂
Look at those upper body forms, her fronthand-backhand will put you straight into next week.
#my girl has NO core but she has shoulders pecs lats and traps askldj#she probably does have core tbh this pose is meant to maximize chest/shoulders and minimize waist she's fully sucking her tummy in lol#I bet if she flexed her abs you'd see 'em pretty sharply she's too lean not to. She probably doesn't have a six pack but you'd definitely#see definition if she's defined like this up top jklsd#I'm sorry I'm rambling I gotta go I gotta leave aksljdal#but also good lord Ganon cannot duke it out another human being they would disintegrate on their way to next week lasjkd#the man's hands are the size of her head jklasd#I joke often about how lucky it is that Gan chooses to fight with weapons and magic in-game bc asdjkl#Bare Handed he could just twist somebody like a kitchen sponge asjkld#lozhc#silly hours
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I love playing stardew valley but concernedape had something against me specifically when making Alex. I saw a stupid hot guy who played sports and the monkey’s paw curled
#this is a joke about me specifically#and the fact that me and my stardewvalley wife (Alex) are the same guy#both of us had an alcoholic father who emotionally/verbally abused us before leaving#and then both of our mothers died of illness#both of us coped unhealthily with sports (gridball/running)#both of us have problems with reading#both of us are fairly rude/blunt#and both of us would be fixed by a hot farm boy#in conclusion concernedape get out of my HEAD#stardew valley#alex stardew valley
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