#This joke would not leave my head

[crybaby-chimera]

It’s high nu-n

[jjdizz]

A pterodactyl…?

*gasp*

PERRY THE PERRYDACTYL!!!!!!!!!!!

[qoldenskies]

leo is the type of person to get LED lights but he would hang them so wrong, like high up on the wall and they just end very abruptly and it looks kind of horrible but he acts so ridiculously proud of it. and he has the little remote that can change colors so he will just repeatedly click it as a stim and it makes anyone who tries to sit in with his room very annoyed

and they go on a mission and leo just has the remote with him in some capacity, like maybe he's wearing something and it was in his pocket and he forgot, and it falls on the floor and donnie "accidentally" steps on it and does that extremely flat "ohhh noooo that was an accident im so sorry i wasnt looking oh nooo" while repeatedly stomping on it. and he very obviously breaks it and leo's like NOOOOOOOO MY LIGHTS

and then he goes back home and realizes theyre stuck in YELLOW so his room is BRIGHT ASS YELLOW and he cant change it. and immediately his brothers take to calling it the Piss Room. and this bothers leo immensely but he has an image to maintain and he would be GIVING IN and showing them it bothered him so he stubbornly refuses to take it down because he cant let them win

but he gets so mad about the Piss Room everytime it's brought up, even though its his fault it is still immortalized as the Piss Room. he talks about going back there and one of them is always like "oh yeah you mean the piss room?" and every time without fail he is always shrieking "IT IS NOT THE PISS ROOM STOP CALLING IT THE PISS ROOM!!!!!!!!"

[marqkace]

there’s a 50/50 shot Alfred is Bruce’s biological dad

this is entirely based off that one IASIP screencap

[peepingwizard]

it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once

[enlitment]

There's a literary competition at my uni organised by the historical society which sounds perfect! But one of the topics is 'alternative history' and so far the best premise I have managed to come up with is:

How would the enlightenment era be different if Europe had an access to coke?

[dent-de-leon]

Do not think I'll get over the fact that Molly encourages the idea that he's always had a string of lovers, lets people believe he goes off with someone new or visits brothels every night, and the whole thing is just...just because he doesn't want anyone to find out he's got this bleeding heart.

That his "choir practice" is him risking his life to save some strangers he's never met. That he's this compassionate, fiercely loyal protector who believes, "The truth is...How do I put this...the world is harsh and cruel, and I don't seem to be able to just walk on by."

That he has this reputation for being a shameless flirt with countless partners, and just...as far as we know, he only ever had one relationship. And after she died, he carried her cards and wore her coat every day, kept her close to his heart and never said a word about it. Not until he admits to Yasha that he's lonely, that he wishes he still had someone. The way Molly is grieving and mourning a partner just like Yasha, and no one ever knew.

The way Lucien couldn't believe that Jester found him "dreamy," the way people only ever saw him as a demon and monster for so long. Waking up as Kingsley and still looking for the love he lost. Still falling for Caleb. Tealeaf keeping so much close to the chest, afraid to let himself be too vulnerable. Only ever trusting his heart with a few. Wanting so badly to be good, to be loved, to be whole. Worshipping the goddess of love herself. Writing down, "Love. It binds us. It frees us. What more needs be said?"

[girlbloggercrowley]

i am a believer in the s3 1941 kiss

[punkeropercyjackson]

Hobie calls Miles babygirl for gender validation because she's transfem and Kory does the same to Dick for the same reason.The Punkflower one is absolutely NOT sexual.The Dickkory one might be though

[scarletspider2the2ndpower]

Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #2.

Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna

[miraclemioart]

[jb-nonsense]

the irony isn't lost on me okay

[shannonsketches]

Ganondorf and Nabooru in a heated marital dispute Ganon: You wanna duke it out in the desert? Nabooru: Fuck yeah, I do! *starts biting off her acrylics one by one* Ganon: *scared*

Oh she wouldn't even need to take them off, I trust her palm and knife hand strikes 😂

Look at those upper body forms, her fronthand-backhand will put you straight into next week.

[kori-dearest]

I love playing stardew valley but concernedape had something against me specifically when making Alex. I saw a stupid hot guy who played sports and the monkey’s paw curled

[unsuspicious-nobody]

I type 4 Eva on the groupchat and they think I mean forever when I actually mean for Eva Smith from an inspector calls who deserves better

[kickassfu]

i might not have much of a personality but i have a bunch of tattoos so 😏😏😏

who's really winning at life?