#This joke would not leave my head
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crybaby-chimera · 6 months ago
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It’s high nu-n
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jjdizz · 6 months ago
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A pterodactyl…?
*gasp*
PERRY THE PERRYDACTYL!!!!!!!!!!!
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qoldenskies · 3 months ago
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leo is the type of person to get LED lights but he would hang them so wrong, like high up on the wall and they just end very abruptly and it looks kind of horrible but he acts so ridiculously proud of it. and he has the little remote that can change colors so he will just repeatedly click it as a stim and it makes anyone who tries to sit in with his room very annoyed
and they go on a mission and leo just has the remote with him in some capacity, like maybe he's wearing something and it was in his pocket and he forgot, and it falls on the floor and donnie "accidentally" steps on it and does that extremely flat "ohhh noooo that was an accident im so sorry i wasnt looking oh nooo" while repeatedly stomping on it. and he very obviously breaks it and leo's like NOOOOOOOO MY LIGHTS
and then he goes back home and realizes theyre stuck in YELLOW so his room is BRIGHT ASS YELLOW and he cant change it. and immediately his brothers take to calling it the Piss Room. and this bothers leo immensely but he has an image to maintain and he would be GIVING IN and showing them it bothered him so he stubbornly refuses to take it down because he cant let them win
but he gets so mad about the Piss Room everytime it's brought up, even though its his fault it is still immortalized as the Piss Room. he talks about going back there and one of them is always like "oh yeah you mean the piss room?" and every time without fail he is always shrieking "IT IS NOT THE PISS ROOM STOP CALLING IT THE PISS ROOM!!!!!!!!"
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marqkace · 9 months ago
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there’s a 50/50 shot Alfred is Bruce’s biological dad
this is entirely based off that one IASIP screencap
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peepingwizard · 2 months ago
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it's not that he doesn't like Oingo Boingo, it's just that Ford's been playing it nonstop for 5 days straight. Fidds just wants to play his bluegrass records while they make out and have sex for once
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peacockrulz · 12 days ago
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Sorry for the lack of posts, have some more headcanons!!
#MYYY self indulgent V headcanon number 234 is that shes a huge fucking dork#i.e she was a huge bookworm as a worker#well she was a dork in general#reading. painting. dancing. all of it#but alot of that. was kinda things she had to leave with the rest of her. when she became a Disassembly Drone.#And while alot of her died in the manor. she still kept some things close.#and one of those things is reading!!!#she cringes at like 90% of what she used to read but still goes out of her way to reread the copies she finds or is given#N usually gives her copies#She acts like she hates it but still reads them alone anyway#theres a reason she has bad eyesight and its because she reads with the book 3 inches from her face in the dark#also Uzi probably makes her read Twilight at some point and laughs the entire time (they both hate it. Uzi just likes messing w/ her)#anyway i just like the idea that in a world where V is finally allowed to start her life again#she looks for the things she loved that she had to leave behind#and finds new joy in them as who she is now#she might not be that little worker anymore#but shes still the girl who loved to curl up in the library when no one would notice. reading any book she could get her hands on.#idk i just like the idea that V deep down is still just a girl who wants to have fun.#i just want her to be HAPPY#anyway do you guys wanna hear why Chappell Roan's “Pink Pony Club” is so V code- (i fall down the stage stairs)#murder drones#serial designation v#serial designation n#uzi doorman#also for context ive never read Pride and Prejudice despite meaning to#its just one of the only actual romance books i know off the top of my head#imean no offense to it. I just like joking abt V reading romance sdkfjkldsjf
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enlitment · 4 months ago
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There's a literary competition at my uni organised by the historical society which sounds perfect! But one of the topics is 'alternative history' and so far the best premise I have managed to come up with is:
How would the enlightenment era be different if Europe had an access to coke?
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dent-de-leon · 10 months ago
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Do not think I'll get over the fact that Molly encourages the idea that he's always had a string of lovers, lets people believe he goes off with someone new or visits brothels every night, and the whole thing is just...just because he doesn't want anyone to find out he's got this bleeding heart.
That his "choir practice" is him risking his life to save some strangers he's never met. That he's this compassionate, fiercely loyal protector who believes, "The truth is...How do I put this...the world is harsh and cruel, and I don't seem to be able to just walk on by."
That he has this reputation for being a shameless flirt with countless partners, and just...as far as we know, he only ever had one relationship. And after she died, he carried her cards and wore her coat every day, kept her close to his heart and never said a word about it. Not until he admits to Yasha that he's lonely, that he wishes he still had someone. The way Molly is grieving and mourning a partner just like Yasha, and no one ever knew.
The way Lucien couldn't believe that Jester found him "dreamy," the way people only ever saw him as a demon and monster for so long. Waking up as Kingsley and still looking for the love he lost. Still falling for Caleb. Tealeaf keeping so much close to the chest, afraid to let himself be too vulnerable. Only ever trusting his heart with a few. Wanting so badly to be good, to be loved, to be whole. Worshipping the goddess of love herself. Writing down, "Love. It binds us. It frees us. What more needs be said?"
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girlbloggercrowley · 1 year ago
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i am a believer in the s3 1941 kiss
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scarletspider2the2ndpower · 2 months ago
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Chasm: Curse of Kaine (Vol. 1/2024), #2.
Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Andrea Broccardo; Colorist: Brian Reber; Letterer: Joe Caramagna
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miraclemioart · 7 months ago
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jb-nonsense · 1 year ago
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the irony isn't lost on me okay
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nostalgia-tblr · 22 days ago
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loki/william rufus fic, where bill explains that as the second son he has inherited england while big brother bob only got the duchy of normandy, ha ha ha.
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#no offence to normandy of course i'm sure it's a fine duchy with many things to recommend it.#oh but wait! England Son then dies in a “Hunting Accident” and the next brother heads for the capital ASAP!#where is Bob? idk i think he was on crusade or something. BUT! he'll get to stay in england when henry keeps him captive for life <3#apparently robert got very into welsh poetry while imprisoned for being the older brother so maybe that made up for it all?#PLOT TWIST: henry the first of england leaves no legitimate sons and england ends up having a civil war when he dies.#btw it still throws me a bit that post-conquest kings have names like william and robert while the pre-1066 dudes are all named Aethelthing#*whispers* i kind of feel like asgard should be on a atheling system like pre-conquest england but i don't want to complicate things.#though this would explain why Thor 1 treats a Loki succession as a real possibility and thinks aptitude for kingship in any way matters.#whereas the later movies all assume it works on primogeniture (and none of us in fandom really absorbed the fact that when hela shows up#thor instantly accepts that she's ahead of him in the line of succession and objects to her evilness rather than her sex/gender.#so clearly if thor and loki have an older sister the OLDER matters more than the SISTER. right? yet sif is the only female warrior.#and while i think the 'kings NEED to go into battle!' thing was overstated by the past and by modern observers we do all go along with that#in the context of these films don't we? loki is unsuitable due to his *checks notes* weak fragile feminine form.#*looks at him and experiences a brief moment of cognitive dissonance before moving on*#and that's a story more of us want to tell (or i assume that's what's up) so we all just ignore The Hela Evidence don't we?)#(i can explain my own reasons if anyone asks but nobody will so i won't bother doing it in these tags.)#btw a friend once made a william the conqueror joke about passing the duchy on the left hand side which was FANSTASTIC#but explaining it would take far too long so i won't do that either. BUT IT WAS RLY FUNNY U GUYS (gender-neutral)!#history shitposting#plus the mcu because of course
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unsuspicious-nobody · 1 year ago
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I type 4 Eva on the groupchat and they think I mean forever when I actually mean for Eva Smith from an inspector calls who deserves better
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shannonsketches · 1 year ago
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Ganondorf and Nabooru in a heated marital dispute Ganon: You wanna duke it out in the desert? Nabooru: Fuck yeah, I do! *starts biting off her acrylics one by one* Ganon: *scared*
Oh she wouldn't even need to take them off, I trust her palm and knife hand strikes 😂
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Look at those upper body forms, her fronthand-backhand will put you straight into next week.
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kori-dearest · 5 months ago
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I love playing stardew valley but concernedape had something against me specifically when making Alex. I saw a stupid hot guy who played sports and the monkey’s paw curled
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