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kori-dearest · 5 months ago

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I love playing stardew valley but concernedape had something against me specifically when making Alex. I saw a stupid hot guy who played sports and the monkey’s paw curled

#this is a joke about me specifically #and the fact that me and my stardewvalley wife (Alex) are the same guy #both of us had an alcoholic father who emotionally/verbally abused us before leaving #and then both of our mothers died of illness #both of us coped unhealthily with sports (gridball/running)#both of us have problems with reading #both of us are fairly rude/blunt #and both of us would be fixed by a hot farm boy #in conclusion concernedape get out of my HEAD #stardew valley #alex stardew valley

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