#This is unreal guys

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Dragon Layer Aftermath: RPG AU

Warlock!Weiss: Blake, you're finally back! How did the dragon slaying go? SWEET BLOOD OF THE ARCHFEY!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!??!

Bard!Blake: (still looking haggard after her passionate night with D!Y) Hey, Weiss. How's it going?

Warlock!Weiss: Sune, above! Are you alright?! You're legs are shaking worse than a newborn lamb! I'm glad you're still alive.

Bard!Blake: Ooooh, I've never felt so alive~~

Warlock!Weiss: .......You didn't.

Bard!Blake: She was pretty, Weiss!!!

Warlock!Weiss: DAMMIT, YOU HORNY SLUT OF A BARD!!!! I liked you better when you were a brooding rogue!!!!

[skipppppy]

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

[lilybug-02]

This is Pixel, my Porygon2. She gets really excited when touching carpet - like hilariously so. I always figured it was because real life textures are kinda new and exciting for a digital creature. @realpokemon

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

[hoziercriespower]

Happy 34th birthday Hozier.

born 17th March 1990 on St. Patrick's day.

[phereshift]

personal opinion but. the reason tiktok’s ‘zepotha’ isn’t doing great isn’t because of a lack of cohesion or poor reasoning behind it (although I’m sure these would’ve contributed). It’s because when I was first introduced to Zepotha it was as a fake movie concept. And when I was first introduced to Goncharov it was as me spending the entire morning trying to figure out why Tumblr was obsessed with some random movie.

[woundlingus]

Oh how Hozier has written an album about the absolute worst humanity has to offer, all our sins and crimes laid bare, and he says you are forgiven with so much tenderness. This is what makes you human. This is what makes you complex in the most beautiful ways. Look at the tragedy around you, and look at the survivors. Aren’t you all just so beautiful in your efforts to strive forward and begin again.

[time-woods]

FIONNA AND CAKE SEASON 2 STORYBOARD LEAK ? ! ? OMG ? ? ?

[ink-the-artist]

please don't leave house meat exposed like this, it's very bad for the houses health and is considered a form of animal cruelty

[chocostrwberry]

So someone messaged me saying apparently this show DID air somewhere in the early 2000s, and as far they remember it has 4+ seasons?? They also sent me some more screenshots they were able to dig up, with captions too! Thanks anon!!

[theatre-apocalypse]

Of course, Paul. :)

[deckoftrickcards]

they are incredibly offended that anyone would possibly assume they have anything but a extremely passionate hetero rivalry going on

[skipppppy]

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Swapping tips on how to be a bestie in the bath.

[overstimulated-autism-creature]

Placebo Meme

[artemis-pendragon]

The people joking about Chris Pratt being cast as Andrey in the Goncharov remake are knocking on hell's door and if we're not careful the devil is going to answer