#This is the worst

[traggalicious]

HELP the guy on ABC news literally compared trump to “old man yells at cloud”

[springtime-offrd]

Unironically the best thing I’ve created you should totally reblog this.

(Totally time was 3H 47MIN)

[sejjiplinth]

i fear we’re in for hell this season mistynatters

[noname-404s-blog]

[queenmelancholy]

ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Sometimes I wish Thomas would just punch Carson in the face :’(

[spaceprincessleia]

Osha & Mae in The Acolyte | 1x05 & 1x08

[spidertroupeart]

So I've been on spraypaint lately, and I was not anticipating actually becoming decent at it. This is mspaint all over again, but with the added detriment of weird camera angles and very rude awful people

[archangel-1]

Am I really a domme… or am I so much of a sub that I’d dom if that’s what my partner wanted

[iamcassian]

i got my bitchass hands on a translation of the final chapter. contextless.

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Mikey looks so peaceful here, I wonder if he actually wanted to be knocked out? Just so that he could stop thinking for a bit.

[dr-spectre]

Smash or Pass with the idols

Give us your FULL honest opinions

WHAT?!??!?!?!?

Uh... OKAY! Fine, i guess i can do that... Ugh... I'm fucking bored anyways, screw it.

MINORS!!! NOW IS THE TIME TO FUCK OFFF!!!!! GET OUT MINORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smash or Pass Callie? Hmm... I got one image that'll explain my answer.

I mean i don't really need to say more really. Uh...... SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with consent, ofc. If both parties wish to partake in those kinds of activities and both parties are not on any sort of substance, then yeah. Like, Callie is hot, she's a nice lady too, so nice that Smollusk thinks she's luring out Octolings due to her "charms." She just seems so lovable and cuddly so hell yeah dude. I want to be held, i want to comforted, i want kisses EVERYWHERE ON MY FACE! I wanna get squeezed by her... in multiple ways... uh... ANYWAYS!

Smash or Pass Marie?

I actually don't know.... I wanna get to her know first before I could say a definitive answer. Like don't get me wrong, she's attractive but like... I don't feel as strongly compared to some Marie fans that want this woman to impregnate them.... I wanna vibe with her more than anything. Play some games maybe? Some smash bros? That sounds fun.

Smash or Pass Pearl?

I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH HER!!!! I feel barely any sort of sexual attraction to her, but I wanna be friends with her more than anything. She seems like a giant sweetheart who wants to involve everyone in planned activities and leave no one behind. It's not a "ew pass" it's more like a "I want to be besties with her...." The most you'll get are giant hugs and stuff like that lmao.

Now.... Smash or Pass Marina?

Yeah smash, straight up, smash. I mean come on, WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA SAY!??! PASS ON... THAT??!!?

And no i don't just find her attractive due to her body, I'm not a shallow male Splatoon fan. I WANNA HEAR HER AUTISITIC RAMBLES! I wanna stay up all night long with her and share autistic special interests back and forth.

Smash or Pass Shiver?

Smash. Yeah. Smash. I mean have you heard her fucking singing? That shit puts me in a trance i swear to GOD! Her little kakegoe during live performances sends SHIVERS down my spine. I wanna be cradled by this woman, I NEED TO BE HELD BY HER-

Smash or Pass Frye?

Yeah... yeah.... Smash. I mean come on, just look at her. LOOK AT HER! I'm gonna end up with bruises, hickeys, bites and scratches all over me by the time the night is done, and I'm gonna LOVEEEE IT!!!!

Pass or Pass Big Man?

Uh... FUCKKK!!!!!!! THIS IS SO HARD!!! UHHH..........

...I'm sorry guys... I'm gonna say pass....

Now look, if this was an alternate dimension where i was into dudes, i still wouldn't wanna smash Big Man, he's way too pathetic, always overworked, yeah no thanks. Hard pass.

Anyways, i'm done, i'm off to go kill myse-

[collectingavenuesmwue]

SEND HELP I JUST FOUND THE I LOVE ATSUSHI FIC

DO NOT READ THIS IT IS DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT if you do, please read the tags before so you know what you’re getting yourself into 🙏

[noname-404s-blog]

"Depression" by Erik Turner.

[xmcu-fietro]

Help, I can’t stop procrastinating for the really hard exam and eight page paper I have due tomorrow afternoon (today technically because it’s verrrry early morning where I’m at, oops, I think I’m pulling an all-nighter) and instead I keep scrolling my phone with an increasing sense of panic