#This is a joke post

[frostedpuffs]

uses a dating app but only swipes right on people that look like Sebastian from stardew valley

[hampop]

Ok I get the benefits of method acting but did Markiplier really have to send those guys down there for his movie

[cranesofibycus]

The most shocking revelation from that Wired Autocomplete Video is that Matt Mercer, GM extraordinaire, uses Microsoft fucking Word to organize his DMing notes. And then he prints them out.

[tavina-writes]

I think the funniest thing about the "is x character a COP" discourse in mdzscql fandom is that by definition, none of the characters can be cops because they're part of the jianghu.

Please behold this definition of the jiangu:

In modern Chinese culture, jianghu is commonly accepted as an alternative universe coexisting with the actual historical one in which the context of the wuxia genre was set. Unlike the normal world, in the jianghu, the youxia (wanderers or knights-errant) are free to act on their own initiative, including with violence, to punish evil and foes, and to reward goodness and allies. While the term literally means "rivers and lakes", it is broader than that: roads, inns, bandit lairs, deserted temples, and the wilderness are all classic places associated with the jianghu, places far from government interference.[1]Vigilantism is normal and accepted in a way that would be impermissible in a more realistic setting.

Emphasis mine.

Besides the entire fact that vigilante justice has nothing to do with governmental policy and is in fact completely outside the typical court of law or government jurisdiction, do we. Do we remember what the definition of a police officer is. If Jared, 19, who is a ghost buster who lives in a big house and is wealthy punches you in a parking lot he's an asshole, not a member of a government funded enforcer of law and order who uses a gun to retrieve 2.5 dollars. Not even if he resurrected your grandma. :(

(The wikipedia article on "jianghu" is a very interesting and informative read actually! Link here.)

[sunlit-mess]

meet my wife

[aesthetic-otd]

Today's aesthetic is whatever the fuck this is

[arcadiabaytornado]

The Wrong Take: Chloe should not be destined to die in every universe because it's bad for a troubled and tragic person to be able to do nothing but die.

The Right Take: Chloe should be destined to die in every universe because "person destined to die in every universe X time traveler who can't let them go," is the best ship dynamic out there.

[bloodyshadow1]

I like how their first meeting is probably seen as completely differently from Blake and Yang's perspective

For yang, it's my sister mentioned speaking to the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. It wasn't love at first sight, but it was something. I think she hated me though and I tried to leave with my tail between my legs.

for Blake, it's this loud beautiful woman interrupted me when I was reading my book. She was annoying at first, but then after I dropped some hints she understood and tried to leave me alone. I wanted her carnally after that

[tuziday]

[mspaintbladie]

happy beating up sunday sunday

[medicsbigburlychest]

lowk if i was the deviant in this scene i would kiss connor just to see his reaction lmfao

[ask-shane]

Am I allowed to kiss you like a homie

pucker up.

[hecateisalesbian]

original Adrien: looks like a cis guy, very ally. May be bicurious

emodrien: raging trans man lesbian

[cranesofibycus]

Also, currently my spiciest CR hot take is that they are cowards for keeping Liam and Luis from playing at the same table. Can you imagine the raw, deep, all-encompassing melancholy, poetry and romance that would ensue? The drama? C O W A R D S.

[problematic-yuri-poll]

the most problematic thing about kuroko koumori is actually that she's working with cops

[samglyph]

Truly jarthur is the loz link of relationships. I respect everyone’s headcanons and I do think some feel more plausible than others but honestly you could come up to me and say I think they’re lesbians and I would just be like you know I can see it.