#This is a joke hahaa

[undercover-grisha]

Zoya: “This is my husband, Nikolai.”

Nikolai: “Hello!”

Zoya: “And this is his boyfriend, Mal.”

Mal: “Hi.”

Zoya: “And this is his wife, Alina.”

Alina: “Nice to meet you.”

Zoya: “And this is Alina and I’s girlfriend, Genya.”

Genya: “Hi!”

Zoya: “And this is Genya’s husband, David.”

David: “How do you do?”

Nina: “Guys I was only gone for one year! What the fuck happened?!”

[nvoc]

SKYRIM ; scenery 44

[can-o-memes]

They’re both fighting for his life right now

[plugnuts]

Pokémon fans are cowards I'm reading the Typhlosion story and thinking that it should have been me instead

[teacolouredink]

Obligatory "Sorry for not being active" post lol.. ironically I've been drawing more than ever sjaksj lmao

[tryinganythingtobehappyagain]

The high notes demi lovato can hit >>>>>

[rakishlyregalrat]

Bestie make out with me challenge

[very-sexey-ratatouille]

Me: (to my friend) I love sleeping. Sleeping is my favourite thing to do.

This girl sitting behind me: aggressively sleeping

[millenniumdueled]

Who's your daddy?

um. i don't know..??

[shit-post-god]

Muslims think about how the world was formed

[hellishboots]

I don't want fame and fortune, I don't want a happy life, I just wanna die in

(My really cool wig, my really cool wig)

i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want a million tiktok followers or what the fuck ever i just want a one bedroom apartment in a walkable community with neighbors i could borrow sugar from or bring cookies to when i bake extra and a job that i enjoy and that helps someone and pays me enough to afford my silly little one bedroom and groceries and something fun too at the end of the day and enough free time to sing and dance and read and write and spend time with the people i love and maybe have a dog and some plants to water and a shelf of books to read and a thrift store where i can buy weird clothes and faded denim jackets like i am not asking for anything big or grand or exciting i just want peace i want contentment i want just a little love how the fuck is this too much to ask for

[black-lakritz-dragon]

Using my ladle to push in my shitty ditching coworker who didn't do shit as always yet still consumes the fruit of my labor into the earthen bucket oven along the wood i stir for hours to nourish the flames

[w04hxo]

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[thereturnofastrosrevenge]

i dont know who i'd personally seriously ship with Nos but it's really fucking funny to joke about but thats how my ships start 😱

[acerathia]

ok, so, in chemistry we had to learn the components of pain killers, and those usually have caffeine, yeah? I asked my teacher, if the caffeine would be unhealthy at some point, and he was like: "I doubt anyone would take that much pain killers for that to be a problem." And laughed, bc understandable, it was a tiny dose.

But my classmates turned to look at me and laughed, bc I was on prescription pain killers all day long and i guess he couldn't have known.

[crowwwzy]

Gamers N' Such

Or „Reigen always ends up being the butt of the joke“

I was too excited to wait to post this it‘s finally DONE HAHAA!! (It doesn‘t even look that … great ahah but hey at least it‘s finished)