#This is FABULOUS!!! I can't stop looking at them! :D

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Headcanons for Jennifer Check with an autistic S/O?

I love this idea so much- I took inspiration from some of my own experiences so this might not apply to everyone but I certainly did my best! I really hope you like it <3

Jennifer Check with an autistic s/o

Warnings: brief mention of meltdowns/sensory overloads, references to ableism/ignorant people, very brief (somewhat) joking mention of committing murder (it's Jenny, what do you expect), very salty and blunt language that I'm honestly not even sorry for

I honestly think Jennifer would appreciate dating an autistic person, especially if you're the type who's very straight forward or overly blunt about things

She probably thought you were a bit of a bitch at first I'm not gonna lie lol, but she makes that assumption about pretty much everyone when she first meets them

You'd seen each other around school before but your first real conversation was when you were paired up for some sort of science project. She was not looking or feeling like her typical hot and fabulous self, and while you weren't the first to notice you were the only one brave enough to point it out

"Have you been getting enough sleep recently? You have really heavy bags under your eyes"

Jennifer wanted to snap at you at first, thinking you were being sarcastic (because obviously she had bags under her eyes, she didn't need anyone pointing it out) but much to her surprise you didn't look like you were making fun of her. In fact, you seemed a little concerned

"Your hair looks pretty damaged." You continued, oblivious to the look of utter shock on her face that you would actually say something like that out loud. "If using both shampoo and conditioner is too much of a trouble I can recommend some two-in-one products. Or you can always use dry shampoo in between washes"

The woman was too stunned to speak. All she was able to do was mutter an awkward "thank you", something that you simply nodded your head at before turning the conversation back over to the project

She gained a lot of respect for you that day, as you were the only person who wasn't afraid to say what everyone was thinking (though she soon learned this was due to you not knowing what was and wasn't considered 'appropriate' to say)

Out of everyone, you're the one person Jennifer goes to (other than maybe Needy) when she needs an honest opinion on something because you won't lie to spare her feelings or try to flatter her

"Which tank top do you think I should wear to school tomorrow, the pink one or the black one?"

"Well, the pink one makes you look like slut. But the black one makes you look like both a slut and a bitch, too"

"Perfect. Black it is, then"

If you ever accidentally make a situation awkward or uncomfortable by your comments or questions you won't even have to worry about being embarrassed because she'll immediately come out with saying something so bitchy and/or vulgar that whatever you said looks innocent in comparison and is forgotten about right away

She'll get very protective if people try to purposely make you feel bad for the out of pocket things you say. After all, you're just telling people the truth, it's not their fault if they can't handle a dose of reality (her words, not mine)

Even though she loves to party she'll most likely either tone it down or just stop going altogether when she finds out you don't like them all that much because of the loud music, bright lights, small spaces crowded with lots of drunk people, etc. She'd rather be with you any way

Always lets you infodump to her about your newest interest or favorite thing, which truly shows just how much she loves you as she usually always has to be the one dominating any conversation she's a part of. Sometimes you wonder if she ever really listens until she gets you something relating to your latest hyperfixation and then you're like "ah okay so she does care :D"

Honestly she's such a trashy mcbling y2k girly (canon, she told me herself) that I feel like she's the type of person to buy you stim/fidget toys and then help you 'bling' them out by gluing on fake rhinestones and such because "you can't just walk around with boring accessories"

Is she the type of person to tease you/make a bunch of sex jokes if you have an oral fixation? Yes. Will she start carrying around lollipops, gum, chew rings, etc. in her purse to give to you when you're feeling distressed in a public place? Also yes

Totally understands if you don't like/can't eat certain foods due to pickiness, especially if this is after her demon possession. She goes out of her way to make sure the pantry is stocked with your safe foods and all your favorite snacks for whenever you come over so you won't run out of them

She may not be the best at comforting you if you're in the middle of a meltdown/sensory overload or if you start crying (especially if it's over something small) but she tries her best to be gentle, not wanting to accidentally make things worse. If you need physical comfort then she'll gladly let you wrap your arms around her and get as close as possible, but if not then she'll stay a safe distance away while trying to cheer you up with words of encouragement

Absolutely hates ableist people. Hates and will eat them /hj. She can't stand when people make you feel bad for not understanding certain phrases or not being able to pick up on social cues

If you're ever confused on something then she takes the time to explain it to you, and yes this includes her sarcasm. She can't stop being sarcastic for anyone, including you (sorry) but she can make accomadations so you don't feel stupid or left out

Jennifer finds your stimming so adorable, especially if you do it when you're excited to see her. The fact that you get so happy you have to make a physical show of it just to get the extra energy out warms her cold, otherwise unfeeling and bitchy heart

If you're a really physically affectionate person then she one hundred percent welcomes it and allows you to touch her at literally any given moment no matter where you are. If not, then that's all the more reason for her to feel special and loved if you ever do give her, say, a hug, especially if you have an aversion to touch

Speaking of which, if there are any clothes of hers that you don't like because the texture of it bothers you/makes your skin crawl then she simply won't wear them around you, and might even get rid of them so you can feel more comfortable touching her. This includes making sure her bed always has the coziest pillows and blankets and comfiest sheets for whenever you spend the night

Overall I think Jen would love you no matter what personality quirks you may have regarding being autistic, and she would never fail to tell you just how much she loves you for them

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Don't give up yet, I'm not letting you | Inner Demons

⟫ Alphabet Challenge, D- Don't give up yet, I'm not letting you.

Pairings: leah williamson x teen reader, arsenal wfc x teen reader

Back again with another part, I've had a really shitty day if I'm honest and so, umm, writing this now has sort of helped, I guess?

Once again nothing has been proof-read so yeah, it won't make any sense maybe and this ones' a bit longer than the rest but once I get carried away I just can't stop so this is definitely going to have a few more parts to this one. I just don't know how many that will be, so I guess we'll see what happens.

Thank you each and every single one of you for the response to this small fic series so far, I'm so glad that people are liking it so much.

The confession you have made leaves the room feeling a tense atmosphere, the girls will not let you give up so easily so they make a decision on your behalf to help you on the right path to get better.

tw: heavy angst, mentions of SH, MH, suicide and death.

"What... What does that even mean?" Katie furrows her eyebrows as she looks at you for a more logical answer.

"I'm tired, I'm so tired and I can't keep on fighting this battle anymore" You speak quietly, afraid to meet their eyes.

Each one of them really did mean so much to you, they all look heart broken with the what you had confessed.

Steph, the Aussie girl that made you feel so loved

Kim, your captain who always talked sense into you

Jen, the brave Scots' woman who you can rely on

Caitlin, the second Aussie that you love despite how annoying she is

Katie, the Irish girl who acts all tough but is a total softie

Beth, the blonde who gives great advice when you need it

Viv, the dutch who you cheers you up when she sneaks you ice cream

Lia, the swiss girl that gives you the best hugs sometimes

& Leah, the one who stuck around and made you feel at home

Your family, you would really miss them all.

However, you knew it was time.

It was the only way, you couldn't do it any longer.

The battle was too hard, it needed to end.

"Y/N, you're awake!" Vic burst into the room and broke the sudden silence before she spins and looks back towards the door. "Less! Kyra! Lotte! Laura! Y/N/N is awake!" she shouts loud enough to get the attention of the three remaining girls not in the room.

As right on queue, the rest of the girls all run in and smile widely when they see you awake and sat up in the hospital bed.

"Y/N/N, you're awake!" Laura says as she grins at you before she walks over and hugs you.

"Hi Y/N/N!" Alessia smiles brightly, glad to see you're awake.

"Y/N/N!" Kyra shouted aloud, right down the blondes' ear beside her.

"Ow, Kyra. That was right down my ear" Alessia grumbles as she glares at the Aussie girl before she shakes her head and walks over to your beside to exchange a hug with you.

"Glad that you're awake, Y/N. You gave us all a scare" Lotte came over and gave you a gentle hug before she ruffles your hair.

None of them 4 girls had caught the glum expressions on the older girls' faces.

"So how long do you think it'll be before your back on the pitch and we can prank everyone?" Kyra questions taking it upon herself to plop herself down on the end of the bed.

"Hopefully not too long" You take the chance to put a front on in front of the girls in the room. "I'll be back before you know it and thrashing you out there!" you give her a grin to hide the deep pain inside.

"How're you feelin' kid?" Lotte glances at you concerned.

"Oh you know, fabulous. Just had the best 24 hour nap" You can't help but joke with the girls even with them all looking so distraught. "Ah come on girls, cheer up. I'm not dead yet, you know?" You tell them.

"I'm sorry no I can't do this. I can't sit here and pretend that everything is okay and fine, when it's not... It's far from okay" Leah spoke up as she goes to move off the bed from where she sat beside you.

"What's going on?" Vic asks confused, having not been in the room previously.

"Y/N/N is tired of life, she wants to give up on it" Leah tells them as her bottom lip wobbles at she tells the rest of the girls what you had said.

"W... What do you mean?" Laura asks, confused and not understanding what the blonde means.

"Y/N wants to die" Leah drops the bombshell before she presses a kiss that lasts longer than usual and then starts to walk away.

"What?" Alessia gasps as her eyes widen in shock as she looks at you.

"Wait, Le... No!" You shot up as you try and latch onto her arm. "Le, don't leave me... I need you-- Please, come back!" you shout aloud as you thrash your arms around.

"I'll go and find her" Lia is quick to follow her, leaving the rest of the girls all still staring at you.

"Y/N, you need to be careful of your bandages or there'll rip" Steph says gently as she looks concerned about your well-being now while she moves to stand by your beside.

"I don't care, I don't... I don't care! Leah! Don't go, come back!" You continue to put up a fight to get out of the hospital bed. "Please, please, c... come back!" you scream at the top of your voice.

What have you done? You made her so upset.

You've made them all so upset, your a horrible person.

Why did you have to blurt it out like that? Your so stupid.

Stupid, selfish... You're nothing but a huge let down.

The voices inside your head was taunting you, you just needed them to stop.

Watching the one person that's always stuck by your side, walk away, it hurts you more that you realise.

More than any pain you currently feel, why did you go and say that?

"Calm down Y/N/N. You'll make yourself sick if your not careful" Beth tells you as she moves to stand on the other side of the bed as she pulls you into her arms for a hug as you just break down into sobs.

"I... I don't care, I don't... Leah! Come back!" Your now sobbing as you still try and do your best to get out of bed to go after the blonde, although it wasn't any good when you had so many different wires and monitors attached to you. "Le, please... please, don't leave me!"

Why did it hurt so much for her to walk away like that? You really were so selflish.

"Deep breaths, Y/N. Just keep on taking deep breaths" Steph adds in, trying to make it to the point where you didn't get yourself too upset that you were physically hurting yourself again.

"I'll be back" Kim eyes you wearily as she exhales a sigh before she also leaves the room to go and find the two girls.

"Leah?" Lia found Leah sat slouched down against one of the walls outside of your hospital room.

Leah peers up to look at the Swiss women, "I can't be in there right now" she mumbles quietly. " I... I just can't do it, I can't sit there and listen to crack jokes about death and be so optemistic when she... when she said something like that, I just can't" she explains to the older girl.

"I know" Lia replies in agreement and moves sit beside her.

"She said that she wants to die, Wally" Leah states as she stares straight out in front of her.

"I... I know" Lia repeats as she exhales a sigh and wraps her free arm around the blonde.

"She said she wants out of life... I... I-- Why?" Leah asks in disbelief as the tears threaten to spill.

"I don't know, Le" Lia mumbles and bits her bottom slightly.

"S...She said she wants to die, Wally" Leah voice quiviers as she repeats what they heard. "She's a teenage girl, s... she has so much more to achieve, so much more-- H... How can she be so depressed about life that she would rather be dead instead?" she questions distraught.

"She's suffering Le" Lia swallows the lump that forms in her throat as she hugs the blonde in her arms. "She's been suffering for a long time and we just didn't know, but we can help now" she tries to speak positive about it all.

"I... I thought she was doing better, she... she was doing better. I don't get it, what happened that made her do this?" Leah wonders numbly as she roughly wipes the tears away and shakes her head. "We can't let her die, we can't let her give up just so easily. She needs to fight... She has to fight!" she adds in.

"We will help her, we won't let her suffer in silence anymore" Kim speaks up as she joins the two of them as she exhales a shaky breath. "Y/N is one of our own, we'll be there for her and she'll get better" she tells them honestly.

"But how can we do that when she doesn't even want the help?" Leah questions as she shakes her head in disagreement. "You heard her in there, Kim! You heard what she said, she doesn't want to live anymore, she did what she did on purpose. H... How can we help her?" she questions as her voice breaks even more.

"We need to make a plan, we can come up with a way to help her... Even if she doesn't want the help" Kim declares with determination in her voice.

"But how do we do that? We can't keep an eye on her 24/7, when we have training and stuff, can we?" Lia glances at the Scots' woman in confusion.

"We keep her in hospital where she'll be safe" Kim tells the two of them.

"And how do we do that? I imagine as soon as she gets the chance then she'll bolt out of here" Leah scoffs and shakes her head, knowing you all too well and you were stubborn when it come to some things.

"We don't let her have the chance to do that then, still is still a minor remember? Technically that means, that you, Leah, since you're her guardian so too speak, you can make that decision for her and notify the doctors of your concern for her own welfare" Kim explains to the blonde, which was somewhat true now since you had moved in with her.

"Keeping her here against her own will? She'd hate me then for sure" Leah mutters as she rubs her hands down her face, feeling the stress of everything even more when the decision was resting on her shoulders.

"She might do at first, but soon enough she'll realise that you're only doing this to help her because you love her just like we all do" Kim gives the blonde a sympathetic smile.

"Kim is right Leah, this will be the best thing for Y/N" Lia speaks up after she had been quiet for a bit.

Leah glances between the two girls that she is sat with. "Is it, really?" she asks, still unsure about it all.

"You know it is Le" Lia states, knowingly.

Okay, maybe Kim has a point there then.

This would be the best decision to make right now.

"Alright, but how do we get here to stay here?" Leah asks, not knowing how to even go about this.

"First things first, we-- you speak to the doctors, you tell them that she cut herself and has admitted that she intended to do it. That's validation for the doctors to detain her for up to 72 hours at least" Kim explains the logical side of it all.

"That is something that I don't think she will like very much" Lia frowns, shaking her head as she listens to the older women.

Leah frowns and shakes her head. "A psych hold? I don't think she'll like that very much" The Swiss women tells her captain

"No, she won't but she won't have much choice if the doctors believe she's at risk of hurting herself again" Kim confesses to them as she exhales a deep sigh. "The doctors will run further assessment to determine whether they need to keep her in for longer and in the mean time, it gives us chance to talk to Jonas and the medical staff, fill them in what's happened and create a proper plan going forward" she adds in.

"And what if you determine that she needs to stay for longer than 72 hours?" Lia questions the Scots' woman.

"Then we cross that bridge when we come to it" Kim replies to the blonde as she moves to crouch down beside her.

"I know that it'll hurt to walk away and leave her here in the hospital Le, but you know as well that this is the right way, it's the only way for her to get better" Lia says honestly.

"Remember that Y/N is our family and we will always be there for her even if she will be mad at us about this" Kim adds in.

"Oh yeah, she is definitely going to be super mad about this" Leah chuckles in realisation about it.

Sure enough you would probably be mad with her, but Leah wasn't going to let you try and kill yourself again, not on her watch.

You were her family even if you were a complete pain is the ass sometimes, but you were her pain in the ass to deal with.

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@fandomhungryuwu You son of a bitch I'm in! I love that song so much XD

Playing "Here Comes the Hurricane Bitch" around the slashers

This will include: Michael Myers {OG & RZ}, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, Billy Lenz, Freddy Krueger, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Thomas Hewitt, Bubba Sawyer, Harry Warden, Tiffany Valentine

Feel free to request any shitpost writing prompt ideas you can think of in my asks, I love silly non-serious ideas XD

OG Michael Myers

Silently judging you

Also probably just hearing a bunch of random noises instead of the absolute banger that is this short song

Yeah my headcannon still stands on this man being a Kate Bush fan. That man would would fucking listen to her songs while killing people

Slowest middle finger you've seen someone give you while "HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BITCH" is blasting out of the speakers

RZ Michael Myers

Confused would be an understatement for him

But he'd mainly be annoyed by the loud noise blasting from the device you're playing it from

Reminds him of the shitty people from his past :<

Just turn down the music enough for you both to vibe to while eating some yummy food :D

Brahms Heelshire

Bro hears "hurricane" and one of two things happen:

1: He thinks a hurricane is nearby.

2: He's confused as fuck on what a hurricane is

Secret third option is BOTH-

Please reassure this poor man that it's just a song, until he either understands or stops freaking out TvT

Homie only knows the sound of pianos

Jason Voorhees

Nothing sexual? Damn he's fine with it, just a little uncomfy with the continuous "bitch"

Other than that he's happy to watch you enjoy the music, even if you're going full gremlin mode throughout it all

If you're happy, he's okay with it

Just don't start blasting NSFW music in his vicinity-

Billy Lenz

Wanna see a gremlin be a gremlin with you? Billy's got ya back!

Whether he understands the song or not, he will be a gremlin with you the second he sees you are now a gremlin to the music.

You are now one with his gremlin kind, you can't run now

I dunno what that means either, but it makes sense XD

Freddy Kreuger

Pure chaos, that's the song. Of course he'll love it

But the second he finds out there was indeed a hurricane called "Katrina"? Ohohoho.... ya fucking lost him

What, is he dying of laughter? Dunno, but ya lost him XD

Oh he'd totally copy how "bitch" is said in the song as an inside joke between you two

Stu Macher and Billy Loomis

Oddly enough I think they'd be their own type of gremlins to the music

Billy's killing someone to the beat of the chaotic music that's somehow a vibe

Stu's just going fucking feral to the music, enjoying his heart out

You're either watching the chaos unfold or joining in with one of them

No inbetween-

Thomas Hewitt

Oh look another judger-

Probably not judging as much as the others

If the music makes you happy, he doesn't mind

But that ain't stopping him from being confused at your taste in music being in his mind "loud and obnoxious"

Bubba Sawyer

The most confused out of all of them, change my mind

Doubt anyone's told him what a tornado is, let alone a hurricane

Also I highly doubt he's seen either in action, that be on TV or not

He'll probably vibe with you, but just a little confused on everything about the music lol

Harry Warden

My point still stands, I need GIFs of this man-

But with the music? Most traumatized

You've somehow unlocked some kind of PTSD that motherfucker had in the back of his mind

Totally not helping when you're blasting the music that literally says:

"HERE COMES THE HURRICANE BITCH-"

Tiffany Valentine

All here for it

Oh she's slaying the music with all her outfits

Probably would join in with you dancing to the music, but would take it a little more seriously lol

Is my love for her fabulous outfit choices too obvious?

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Hii, same person from ao3! I would be very happy if you could make a part 2 for that Pocketcat fic <3

This was in reference to this ask~

There's a hint of Daan/Olivia here solely for the interactions they have together and Pocketcat's dialogue at the museum on the third night.

Warnings: Obsession/Delusions, Stalking, False Memory Implantation, Effects of Moonscorching, Drugging

The third night of the third day...

This was it. You knew it. The handful of remaining survivors knew it. The Trickster god and his servants knew it... It was as though the gates of the Sulfur Pit were about to open here, in Prehevil, at any moment. The sky was a sickly green, too bright for a black night but far too dark for a midday sun. You could see Rher in the sky, watching you with his many eyes as he judged you, sneering down at you and the last remnants of your companions that haven't either died or succumbed to his influence.

There was no where that was safe from the Moon god's influence. You wandered through the streets, feeling sick, feeling lost, feeling as though there was something itching inside of you and begging for release. You don't even know where you are, having nearly been blinded by that goddamned itching that shook you to your core. Are you turning into them, the Moonscorched? It wasn't until you heard a heavy door being thrown open that you realized that you weren't alone.

"O' ho? What do we have here?~"

You recognized that voice. God, it was him, the one that has been following you around since the train first stopped in Prehevil... You've had so many dreams about him, so many fleeting thoughts and things almost akin to memories flooding into your mind that's left you feeling confused and disoriented. Your body reacted violently, a wave of nausea crashing over you as you took a step back from the mask wearing gentleman and the conspicuously empty wheelchair that he was pushing in front of him.

"Why hello there, my favourite friend!~ How I've missed you in the last precious few hours of the night!" The purple mask-wearing man giggled to himself as he halted midstep. He released the wheelchair and seemed to notice just how ill you looked.

"Dear oh dear! My friend, you appear ghastly! If you don't mind me saying, of course! Why not take a seat so the two of us can enjoy the rest of the night together, hmm? There is a fabulous bash going on, as you can see, and it would be a shame of you couldn't partake, even if to enjoy the atmosphere." He gestured over his shoulder and you could only stand there, almost too weak to move , as he stepped around the wheelchair and began to approch you.

"D-Don't- h-ha.... D-Don't... p-please..." Your eyes fell on his trousers and your brows furrow as their pattern looks hauntingly familiar to you.

"W-Wha...? W-Where- ugh- i-is Daan a-and Olivia...?"

Your voice was almost too soft to be heard. Were you losing your mind? You tried to pull away as he gentle took you by the arm but you had literally no energy to spare. Sitting down wasn't the balm that you were hoping it to be. Every bone in your body ached and you could taste blood in your mouth.

"Oh, don't worry about either of them. Daan has taken Olivia to dance not so long ago. If I remember correctly, she is still dancing, even after he's left her." Even though it hurts, your heart skips a beat.

What the hell was he saying...?

Olivia can't walk... she can't even stand with assistance.

W-What the-?

The rumble inside of the museum was agony on your ears and teeth. Every vibration made your vision blur and you were sure that you were about to die at any moment.

Maybe Tanaka and Pav were the lucky ones...

Maybe you should have given up from the very beginning...

"Oh, love... You look positively green!" The masked man tutted, the sound muffled to the point you couldn't even hear it.

"Here, I know something that will help with the pain."

You blink, exhausted as you feel your hair shift from your shoulder. Several locks of your hair fall from your head, though if he notices, he says nothing. A burning sting pricks your neck but the feeling is instantly replaced by a sickening heat that swiftly envelopes your entire body in the blink of an eye.

"There! It's that much better?~ It's thanks to the kind doctor that I have what is necessary to bring you comfort in this last moment of discomfort." The little strength that you had left totally failed you, leaving you slumping in Olivia's chair.

The sight pleased the masked gentleman. You were suffering greatly, thanks to his master's influence. While he couldn't interfere with the greater plan of things, he was by no means disallowed to ease the pain that you felt.

After all, this was a festival, and he was just as allowed to partake in it as the other contestants were...

"Would you have this last dance with me, my love?" He didn't wait for you to answer, merely picking you out of Olivia's wheelchair and forcing you on your feet. He had one arm around your waist and the other around your neck, pressing you flush against his chest as he leaned down and placed his cheek on the top of your head.

"Don't mind all the eyes watching us, turtle dove~ They are in their own little worlds, apart from our own... During this last hour, it will only be you and me... You and me..."

He hummed along to the music that played in the museum, gently swaying to and fro with you in his arms. Your head rolls and lolls, and you can't think of anything other than the desperate need to shed your skin and free yourself from this tortuous existence as something you no longer were....

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[beevean]

I decided to break down down this absolutely beautiful poster because I love it and there is some interesting content to notice <3

Starting from the big character portraits:

The Hecboi being his usual badass self. You can spot his earrings which I love, it's such a cute detail <3

Isaac practicing his "step on me daddy" routine. yes sir i get it your boots are fabulous and your pants can't contain your d

I find highkey underrated how Kojima associated him with skulls in official artwork. I wish it didn't get lost in time lol.

Trevor, my friend Trevor :) much more serious than the sass master he is in the game lol

Julia taking care of Hector's Innocent Devils :)

Side note, while I love most of their designs in the game, I find Kojima's idea of what Hector and Isaac's Devils could look like very fascinating. I like how she draws dragons.

The big man himself, St. Germain standing in front of a clock, and Zead holding a four-leafed clover for good luck (+ Isaac again lol)

Now, the more minute detail, going anti-clockwise:

Not only we can see Dracula's Castle, but the figure in the center is the Devil Forgery lab in the PtR manga:

Another underrated detail of lore :)

Oh, this one is just. juicy <3 It took me ages to understand what's going on, but with some help I finally realized it.

So this is essentially the moment where Hector went to Dracula and was like "hey boss, would you mind if you stopped to order me to kill humans? dunno if you noticed but i'm human too and it feels weird. thanks", and Dracula was like "hmm. let me think about it. no. have a nice day :)".

In the PtR manga, it was depicted like this:

With Dracula threatening Hector with his extended claws, and then throwing him off the castle keep. i don't know what you were expecting, man

But in the poster, he's straight up holding Hector by his throat and stabbing him with the fingers of his bat wings! So much that you can see blood dripping from his mouth! Ouch!

This only proves my headcanon that Devil Forgemasters are superhuman and can withstand wounds that would kill a normal person.

also, between this and his sippy attack in the game proper, dracula sure likes to manhandle hector a little too much.

the besties going to work <3

You have no idea how much this little drawing pisses me off. This is the closest thing I have of a canon depiction of Hector and Isaac working as Devil Forgemasters.

I need to see them slaughtering humans together in my bloodstream D: not even NFCV had the courtesy of depicting a villain Hector actually doing villain things D: guys. guys the potential-

Aside from that, this also incidentally proves that PtR's interpretation of Isaac's fabulous outfit (being what is left of his normal Devil Forgemaster outfit after Hector destroyed it) is retroactive. My man was apparently already going shirtless just because he felt like it. Imagine being killed by Dracula's most loyal soldier and your last sight in life is his tiddies. King shit.

also

yeah it's stupid but that's the vibe i get lol

I get it, Kojima-san, you love your blorbo. understandable

A bit more seriously, I really appreciate how much Isaac doesn't have the certified Kojima Pretty Man face, he's instantly recognizable. I like his big nose :)

Hector practicing Devil Forging, a smaller version of this panel from the PtR manga:

I like how in the poster it looks like a typical yin-yang symbol, but also closer to the black-and-white motif of the Devil Forging crest :) they look like two lil dragons chasing each other.

why does isaac look 150% more naked without his shoulder armor

It's hard to tell which even this is supposed to represent. I guess it's his defeat at Hector's hands, if we take the black splotches on the ground as his outfit being slashed. Notice the crest on the floor, similar to the intro of the game!

The worsties fighting. Hector is pissed and Isaac is a troll, must be a day ending in Y. they're flirting

The End! Hard to tell if it's Hector's golden Devil or Abel, but it looks awesome <3

This one... puzzles me. I can tell that Hector is being attacked by some little devils and he's defending himself. But why is he using a small pumpkin as a weapon??

(what if this is him trying to defend rosaly from the mob who accused her of being a witch :<)

Hector angsting. Sadly I'm not sure of what kind of flower that's supposed to be, perhaps a dandelion? I wish it was a lily of the valley like in PtR.

Our friend Trevor again. Interesingly, in the full poster, Isaac and Trevor are directly mirroring each other.

Trevor being like "bruh are you for real" after whipping Hector's ass black and blue. (i hate his second fight so much...)

I would say "Hector's revenge", but actually it looks like he's bleeding and in pain. So... I think this the moment when Dracula nearly clawed Trevor's eye out.

Trevor and Isaac fighting! Love that scene in the game :D

isaac how are you even twisting yourself. what are you doing. you're showing off, aren't you.

Not sure about what location these ruins are supposed to be, but fascinating detail of the skeleton holding a scale of justice. It's close to Zead...

tl;dr i want to eat this poster because it's just so fucking good and a great way to summarize the game

[vitanithepure]

Gale and Mystra

Ok, first thing I wanna talk about, what absolutely lives rent-free in my mind since I finished my first run is how much I love the companion's personal stories. I will for sure make an Origin run with most of them. I want to know every last detail about those pixel people.

With no surprise on nobody's part - I want to talk about Gale first. I believe I once said my OC Vitani and I share exactly one brain cell and it is consumed with thoughts about that wizard.

He did get a bit of a lift up when it comes to the story we knew from EA and it turned out absolutely fabulous. I won't be focusing on our relationship with the man as much as his with Mystra, the goddess of magic. This would be far too long otherwise, there is just too much to say.

Regardless, this will also be a long one, and full of spoilers for his story, so be warned. Placing it all under the cut.

First, some facts. It turns out, from my understanding, that Gale was not after Mystra's godhood, quite contrary to his bio on the website (which I find…weird) but rather tried to ascend by himself. He was impatient; he wanted more, and he wanted it now - and Mystra was not willing to grant his wishes. It goes without saying he was in the wrong, no explanation needed.

So, to convince Mystra to share even more with him, he decided to "screw flowers" and tried to get her what turned out to be that cursed Netherese orb. At least, that is what he thought. We know that this went horribly wrong and Gale was not only stuck with magic he can barely control, but severed from means to stop it - as Mystra, understandably, abandoned him.

Which is also to say how little she actually cares about other mortals, leaving a ticking bomb to run free in the Realms. We could assume that, in her "infinite wisdom" she trusted Gale to do the right thing and just go on and die somewhere remote, like he planned to if he ever started to lose control of the orb. Not really sure what lesson is there to give through such a punishment, that is for Mystra to answer, I don't get it :)

This is when we meet Gale, humbled, but not giving up. I don't want to repeat myself too much as I did a breakdown of his EA content a while back [link here] and not much changed in that regard, his slight rewrite didn't change my opinion on how and why he does and says to us.

So, moving on:

The juicy part truly begins when Elminster shows up and drops the bomb (heh…) about what Mystra expects of Gale… I instantly went with "ok, yeah, here it is, my heartbreak I've been waiting for". And from that point, he seems so…resigned. I can't imagine what a person in his position goes through? Not sure I want to. Can you imagine that? Someone you genuinely looked up to, perhaps even loved, in the past, someone holding infinite power over magic in this world, hell, someone holding power over you asks you to forfeit your life to deserve forgiveness? Damn, D&D gods are stone cold.

Like, I get it, and I try not to excuse Gale. He did a terrible thing, a horrible breach of trust and who knows what kind of person it would make him if he succeeded. As it is, though, it shows such an awful imbalance in power. Mystra was never in any real danger, she proves this by being able to control the orb, decides that this - already humbled and regretful - man has to die to make it okay with her? 

Even though she clearly sees he learned his lesson? And she could remove the orb at literally any time? Because that is what she presents him with if he refuses to just lie down and die for her. She will remove the orb if he brings her Karsus's Crown, along with the netherstones - the thing the Elder Brain possesses.

I don't know what happens if we go along Gale's plan to control the crown himself, possibly nothing good (I am about to find out, I so desperately want to see his whole arc, from every perspective), so here I want to finish off with how it ended for me on my first run - with a complete redemption, both in his and Mystra's eyes. 

Gale recognized his folly and, in hindsight, agreed he had everything a mortal man could ever possess and lost it to his arrogance and ambition. But also him realizing "no love was lost between them" makes me simply happy, he is healed at this point.

From what I gathered, he finishes his story by becoming the Chosen of Mystra once again. Still curious, because how could he not be with his love for magic, but knowing his limits. No longer known as Gale of Waterdeep, but Gale Dekarios, your neighborhood nerdy wizard with a good tale to spin over some wine in the Yawning Portal.

And seriously, fuck the D&D gods with their mortal flaws.

[bstag]

Alicent is so real

When cunty characters show up on our screens, they're generally cool and collected, with a mostly uninterrupted essence of undiluted sleekness to them.

Not Ali.

She's an NC, which stands for Neurotic Cunty. Yes, she kept having panic attacks and palpitations all night so she couldn't sleep, but that won't stop her from reading a trying bitch to filth on the spot without breaking a sweat the next day, and looking flawless while doing it. Then, she would elegantly stroll off the room, lock herself in a room and cry for ten minutes, before coming out and berate a member of the Great Council for fucking up the granary accounting.

As a gay NC, her giving us this representation, plus MLM-WLW hostility representation with Laenor and the classic undying love and loyalty for your first gay crush no matter what... I feel seen, heard and transcendent.

That's why we can't allow Team Bl*ck to win. If they do, all this fabulous, necessary rep will be lost to D*emon's MaLeWiFe bAd BoY nonsense and Rhaenyra's cOoL GiRl PuNk RoCk pRiNcEsS dullness :(

[ofpineapplesanddawns]

❛ you look happier. ❜

For Campbell/Joe?

Maybe some angst for poor, sad Joe?

(You’re amazing btw… I spend days looking at your GO extended universe stuff :) thanks for everything u do)

Thank you~! That's so nice of you, anon! :D

Warning: mild depression, use of the word manic instead of bi-polar (because this is the early 90's!)

On with the fic!

--

The bus came to a stop and Joe quietly rose from his seat, shifting his backpack on his shoulder before exiting. He knew the path up to the hospital better than he knew his own walk from the bus stop to his flat.

He kept his head low as he passed a few of the patients and a nurse out on the lawn, doing whatever it was they were doing. His hands were shoved in his coat pocket, his fingers touching at the guest pass he had. It was grounding him to have it there, a reminder that today was going to be good. It needed to be good.

He was spiraling, it happened. He was told that it was going to happen and he often wouldn't predict it.

Joe hadn't told Campbell when they spoke on the phone about his mood, the DJ had been so happy to talk to him that Joe didn't dare try to bring down his joy. He didn't want Campbell to worry about him either.

He found himself inside, when did that happen? The card was out of his pocket, and he was placing it on the front counter at the entrance. The nurse behind there smiled at him, probably said a greeting, he wasn't aware. He might have replied, he didn't know.

He took back his card and signed a sheet, then he headed into the hospital. He passed more patients and staff, some greeting him, some ignoring him.

He walked a familiar path, his body on autopilot as his mind wandered. He hoped that he hadn't shown his current state of mind to Campbell on the phone last night, he hoped he looked happier today. He wanted to be in a better mood for his boyfriend.

Joe was upstairs, passing the familiar TV room, where the usual folk were sitting around the TV, watching their stories. He passed them without a word, instead his body took him to a familiar window. The blinds were up, there was muffled sounds from inside.

He could see an excited face inside, talking into the mic, even though none of the equipment was turned on. Campbell was saying something before he glanced at the window, then did a double take. His smile was wide, bright, showing teeth. He was excited, of course he was, shouldn't Joe be? He was, but he didn't know if he could show it like his boyfriend did.

Campbell scrambled from the desk and threw open the door, rushing out into the hall. It was quick, but suddenly Joe was wrapped up in a tight hug, and actually felt himself being lifted off the ground. "C-Campbell...!" He exclaimed, then yelped when he was spun around.

"Joe! You're early! Wasn't expectin' you for another hour!" Campbell laughed, spinning them around once more before finally putting Joe down.

Joe huffed, shaking his head a little, before glancing at the clock. "No, I'm on time. You just haven't been paying attention to the time. Again."

"Really?" Campbell looked at the clock and blinked. "Ah! You're right! Can't believe I lost track of the time! Should've been out there waiting for you at the entrance. Heh, next I'll lose my head! But then what would this fabulous staff be paid to examine?"

This actually made Joe laugh. "Campbell, that was terrible. Good thing you're keeping to DJ-ing and not comedy."

"Oi! I'm hilarious!" Campbell sniffed, trying to look offended, but this only made Joe laugh again. He watched as Campbell smiled. "You look happier."

Joe stopped laughing. "W-what do you mean?"

"Well, when I saw you through the window, you looked really down. Hell, you kinda sounded that way on the phone last night too."

"I did...?"

Campbell nodded, then put a hand on Joe's shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze. "That's alright. You're just having a low, I completely understand. I mean, I've been dealing with them all my life, ya know?"

Joe wanted to slap himself, of course he'd forget his boyfriend would understand. He was manic, he had highs and lows, it was normal for him. Joe sighed and ran a hand over his face. "Sorry."

"Ah, don't be. Come on, you can chill in the studio with me! Maybe even help me out with my next set, if you're up for it?"

He looked at the understanding face of his boyfriend, and he nodded. Yeah, he was up for that. He slipped his hand into Campbell's and followed him into the little studio.

--

Campbell seems like he'd be very understanding, he tries his best with others from what I remember in the show, he'd do the same with Joe.

[hulijingemperor2]

After the party~~

Meng Shi: anything you want to say about my two grandsons, Master Qiren.

Lan qiren: no, Huanghou.

Meng shi: I know your sister-in-law. And she used to tell me all about your strict and archaic ways.

Lan qiren: archaic??

Meng shi: yes.

And I didn't like how you put her under house arrest.

Lan qiren: *staring at her lips and dimples*

Meng shi: why are you Lans like this?

Lan qiren: (am I being seduced by a hulijing)

Because you're pretty.

Meng Shi: excuse me?!

Lan qiren: sorry.

Meng Shi: bro, you're my Yao'er's uncle in law.

Sisi: empress doesn't like you. You old man.

Lan qiren: *cough* it slipped! It slipped!

But you are indeed pretty.

Meng shi: thank you, *walks off*

Sisi: disgusting.

But better than guangshan.

Lan qiren: (Meng Shi kind of smells nice. Gosh what am I saying. I need to go reflect)

~~

Later at night, A-Yao was reclining in his bed while eating leftover finger snacks from the party.

Fuying: *fanning him*

Team dimple: *entering*

Su she: Huangdi.

Xue yang: you look so relaxed, Jiggy.

Mo xuanyu: you and leftovers? That's surprising.

Yao: they're gourmet.

Mo xuanyu: now that makes sense!

Xue yang: he's a diva after all.

Yao: *smiles* where were you guys.

Mo xuanyu: putting on perfume. *blushing* and a little makeup.

Su she: cuz we want to spend the night with you.

Xue yang: and maybe give you a little kiss.

Yao: aw, how lovely.

But my team d don't need all that.

*hands his attendant his plate, then signaled them to exit*

Mo xuanyu: *sits next to him*  Yao gege. * lifts chin and kisses him* how's my makeup?

Yao: *strokes his hair* beautiful as ever, xuanyu.

Mo xuanyu: *blushing*

Su she: boss, lemme groom your fox tail.

Yao: go ahead, darling. It's resting on a pillow.

Su she: begins to brush his floof*

Xue yang: *caressing A-Yao's dimples* Yaoyao, do your fox tail get tired? Why does it need a pillow.

Yao: A-Yang. Don't you think that every part of me should be pampered.

Xue yang: that's right.

Mo xuanyu: well deserved.

Su she: Huangdi, I didn't like how Lan qiren just barged into your party! Like how dare he.

Told you those Lans don't have manners.

Xue yang: lol, like everything is just a facade for them. 

Su she: the Lans had insulted my Huangdi.

Yao: team D, relax. And I have fixed everything.

Su she: if that icy Lan zhan comes here, I swear, I'll fight him.

My emperor can adopt whoever he wants.

Mo xuanyu: the guy adopted Sizhui afterall.

Yao: mmm. I actually have no enmity against the lans.

But I think that certain clan members should stay out of my business if they know what's good for them.

Xue yang: exactly.

Mo xuanyu: team dimple will deal with them.

Yao: I really don't care about Hanguang Jun's reaction to me adopting Jingyi.

Su she: poor child is like a young me. Looking up to Lan zhan, but not being recognized by him.

Yao: oh my.

However he and Rusong will be treated equally.

Mo xuanyu: even though we like Song'er more than him.

Xue yang: we're Team Song'er too.

Su she: we can't change.

Yao: guys why are you so savage. *laughing*

Stop. Favoritism isn't allowed here.

Su she: yes Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: ok Yao gege.

Xue yang: Song'er is savage just like you.

Yao: mn.

Su she: Huangdi, would you teach Jingyi the collection of turmoil? Only Song'er and I know it.

Yao: and it will remain like that. I'm not teaching anyone else.

Su she: whew! That would have been a disaster if someone else knew how to play it.

Yao: I know right.

Yao: team dimple, do you remember that thing we made with my enemies and threats.

Mo xuanyu: of course Yao gege.

Dage should watch his back.

Su she: it's Zixun we can and will attack.

Xue yang: while guangshan is a broke ass sack.

Mo xuanyu: sect leader yao should count his days.

Xue yang: and Huaisang should change his ways.

Mo xuanyu: these goons better count to ten.

Su she: hope that A-Yao don't come before his henchmen.

Yao: haha, awesome. Team d, we're so fabulous.

Xue yang: hell yea.

Su she: obviously.

Mo xuanyu: that's when we have a fabulous boss.

*kisses* 

Xue yang: you're so powerful. *lifts chin* aren't you.

Mo xuanyu: emperor guangyao has such a great ring to it.

Su she: it fits like a glove.

Xue yang: makes him sound more hot.

Yao: *smiling*

Xue yang: *kisses* Yao huangdi.

Su she: *kisses hand* emperor guangyao.

Mo xuanyu: *fondles A-Yao's thigh* you're really sexy.

Yao: guys stop.

Su she: *kisses A-Yao's dimple*

*the door knocks*

Trio: *gasps* how dare they!

Yao: *calmly* who is it?

Xichen: Xichen, A-Yao Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: lemme go answer him.

Su she: doesn't he have respect for team dimple and my Huangdi.

Mo xuanyu: *opens the door* lipsy. Yao gege is busy.

Xichen: I know that A-Yao relaxes at this hour, xuanyu.

Mo xuanyu: can you come back another time, Lan lips. He's busy with team dimple.

Xue yang: do you want to make out with me instead. *wink* I promise I'll smell like Jiggy.

Su she: Huangdi doesn't want to be disturbed.

Yao: *sigh* oh dear.

Yao: *confronts him.* Huanhuan. *grabs his hands* what's up.

Xichen: just wanted a glimpse of my emperor.

Yao: *blushing*

Xue yang: you seen him. Now go sleep.

Mo xuanyu: it's way past your bedtime, Xichen.

Xichen: it's 8:30.

Trio: *dramatically gasps*

Su she: you think you're smart, Lan!!

Yao: team dimple. Behave.

Trio: *pouting*

Yao: come have some tea, Huanhuan.

Team dimple: *plotting in the corner of the room*

Mo xuanyu: I'm officially in my revenge era.

Su she: we should seek revenge on Xichen for snatching our A-Yao.

Xue yang: shall we chop him up?

Mo xuanyu: no. But we should give him a piece our mind.

Yao: *serves him tea*

Xichen: *sips*

*sneezes*

Yao: *laughing fondly* Xichen, are you ok?!

Xichen: I'm fine.

I feel like someone is talking about me.

Yao: it's not team dimple for sure.

Team d: *pretending to be oblivious*

Xichen: lol. A-Yao. *rests his hand on his* I'm so happy for your family and empire. It's beautiful just like the patriarch. And that patriarch is non other than you

Yao: thanks, er ge. And remember, you're part of the family too.

Xichen: that's the greatest fact.

A-Yao, I assure you that Jingyi is very intelligent and talented but a bit mischievous.

He sometimes finds it hard to obey rules, hence if he does, I'll like to apologize.

Yao: don't be crazy. You don't need to apologize for anything. Yi'er is a marvelous addition to my family.

And he's young. He doesn't have responsibilities.

Xichen: mn.

I, I love you, A-Yao.

Yao: love you too.

Team dimple: *counting to 9:00pm*

Xichen and A-Yao: *looking into each other's eyes*

Xichen: *kneels and puts A-Yao's hands in his*

any plans for tomorrow, Huangdi?

Yao: same state affairs, and hopefully I can spend time with my sons.

Xichen: marvelous! You're so brilliant.

Mo xuanyu: 6....5....

Xue yang; 4.....3....2

Su she: 1! It's 9pm. Goodnight Lan lips.

Xichen: ugh, why are you three so entitled.

Mo xuanyu: no reason. And we love Yao gege.

Xichen: *kisses A-Yao* go get some rest.

You have been hosting a lot. *lovingly grabs his hands*

Yao: mhm. Goodnight er ge.

*kisses*

Trio: *staring at Xichen, while being jealous*

Xichen: goodnight team dimple.

Mo xuanyu: goodnight. And goodbye. Don't come back.

Xichen: oh my.

Mo xuanyu: sorry. I'm feeling horny for Yao gege again.

Yao: *shakes his head*

~~~

Next day!

Rusong and Jingyi were on their way to meet A-Yao, who had just finished state affairs.

Jingyi: Rusong, my staff is so cool! I feel so pampered!

And they're so good at martial arts. Are yours like that as well?

Rusong: yep. All staff who work closest to us know how to fight.

But lower servants are unable to. And the cool thing is that some of our personal staff look like they don't know martial arts and cultivation. Tricking theopponents.

Jingyi: that's so smart!

Rusong: our staff also have their personal weapons, other than Swords.

Mine would use razor guqin strings, A-Die's staff uses the same, as well as music cultivation and blinding powder, yours maybe use guqin strings too, and Nainai's would just use the katana, illusions and talisman.

Jingyi: your hulijings are top tier.

Rusong: keep that between us.

Enemies think they're harmless.

Jingyi: dude, can I see your guqin strings.

Rusong: *pulls it out of his sleeve and stretches it* sure.

Jingyi: *astonished*

Rusong: A-Die says that if I cultivate some more, I'll be able to store it in my body like him.

Jingyi: he could do that?!!!!!

Rusong: duh. He pulls it out of his wrist.

Jingyi: does it hurt him?

Rusong: A-Die got used to the pain.

Jingyi: woww.

Lemme touch it.

Rusong: no don't. It's really sharp.

Jingyi: have you attacked anyone with it?

Rusong: of course.

No one can mess with the hulijing Dianxia.

Jingyi: mhm.

Rusong: now let's go meet A-Die.

~

Meanwhile, A-Yao was finishing up on some affairs.

Yao: yes. I'll definitely get back to you with the reports. 

Huangdi, Zixun is still passing messages while still under house arrest. We believe he's communicating with sect leader Yao.

They want to get back at you.

Yao: why can't this man stop conspiring.

Sources had revealed that sect leader Yao had snuck in and gave him some device which had fox spirits trapped inside.

Yao: I'll have my sons pay him a visit, and set him straight.

Taizi Dianxia will free the hulijings as well, and Yi'er will fight whoever goons that sect leader Yao brought there.

Right huangdi.

Yao: where are they anyways? I want to spend time with them.

Fuying: I'm sure they're on their way.   

To be continued~~

[peterlorres21stcentury]

in case it wasn't obvious I am a huge Bethesda nerd

I know I shouldn't get excited. I know that the studio cannot possibly deliver on all of its wild promises in one slick marketing video. But... dammit... I can't stop thinking about S T A R F I E L D 😭

I have been playing Bethesda games since Skyrim came out in 2011, and it was an experience that has never been replicated. I LIVED in that world for ages (still do, on occasion)! Then I added some mods and played even more. And when I finally, finally exhausted everything after multiple playthroughs, I went back into the catalogue and immersed myself in Fallout 3, Fallout 4, New Vegas (ok Vegas was another studio, but it's the same engine) Morrowind, Oblivion... eh, maybe not Oblivion, I didn't like it as much.

In any case I played the hell out of these games. I created a lovable cast of recurring characters and archetypes across every game so that I could experience all sides of these fictional worlds. I made little Peter Lorre clones as best I could:

death has come for YOU, evildoer! *ehehe*

And now Bethesda has a new open-world game which promises to be everything that the Elder Scrolls and Fallout were, but IN SPAAAAACE! And meanwhile I am left sitting here vibrating with anticipation until September and hating myself for it. I shouldn't be fooled by wild promises! I know the game is going to be so jank on release it's going to be unplayable for weeks. It's a sacred Bethesda tradition.

But... but I must build my own spaceship! I want to gather resources and build the most fabulous mining colonies on other worlds and get stinking rich doing it. I want to be a space pirate and hijack other spacecraft and steal everything not nailed down while charming the pants off everyone. I want to roleplay as one of Peter Lorre's far-flung fictional descendants, like some manner of endlessly rebirthed ghola, for fun and profit. I want to capture alien creatures and showcase them on a poorly-secured Jurassic Park- style planet and charge money for admission (okay I don't actually know if that last one can be done, but I still want my dangerous alien creature zoo). I want to test out all the different character builds and traits for roleplay and skill checks--I want to know if the character creation models allow me to finally create a fat character, not merely thick or muscular but really, properly big bellied and FAT so that Torg can actually look like he feasts on the world??!

It's... really easy for me to get lost in fictional worlds. I'm already planning the kinds of stories and characters I want to play, and the damn game isn't even out yet. Halp meh

[libzarzar]

That's already fcng start of a morning why I'm thinking about those chapters from Pet Shop of Horrors with girl and her singing birdy and yoohanhim in it... can't I just fall asleep without breaked heart...

So if you don't know about that manga - go ahead and read it, it's collection of short stories about a lot of human's things and, besides, how you can make mistakes even when you're in love and care and hoping for the best for your loved ones. Huh that manga definitely were a traumatic experience for little me but that was wonderful

And also there is sneaky seller yeah dream-uncle

stop here if you don't want spoilers or emotionaldamage idk.

Even if I don't remember all of it. And also this is a horror story so be aware

At first you need to know the context. That story was about rich girl, reached to the PetShop, seeking for a new perfect pet. And Count D of course has one. He told about beautiful bird from the country far away with most miraculous voice in the whole world. And girl followed him in the show room. But what she saw here wasn't a bird. That was a most beautiful boy in tons of jewels with wings on his back. She complained, scared of buying human being, but count D stood his ground.

There is only a bird in that room, it doesn't mean how she sees him. And that bird can be a her pet. If she will follow the rules.

Of course she made a deal, he catched her heart immediately. And she did all what D said her, she gave a whole winter garden to it, prepared best fruits for meals. And he song most beautiful songs every night, with truly amazing voice.

That was such a wonderful time. Until she get a painful thought.

That bird is probably so lonely. He is now here, in foreign country and can't meet up with his specie while he is in cage. Probably he singing so much, trying to reach for someone. She should find him a pair and then he will be more happy. And have beautiful kids, she will be so happy to see his nestlings

So Court D did as she asked. And she brushed over all "are you sure" questions.

Girl-bird wasn't such colorful at all. After she was brought into the winter garden, on front of her fabulous pair and hundreds of flowers she looked even more blank.

Girl just wanted her beloved pet to be happy.

So she again said as she was told to - she left them alone for a few nights, without any visits, just listen to the unfinishing song each night and couldn't stop worrying.

And her will broke as few day past. Because singing suddenly stopped.

Her pretty lovely bird were left there without food for so long. Probably so exhausted and hungry. She should've check on him, pass some snacks. D can't know everything, she totally wouldn't ruin anything, she's bird's master after all.

And she took some fruits and opened the door tho the garden. And there were unusual silence.

And there were torn body of her lovely bird, almost eaten by female. As she should for feeding her child inside of her. She ate him all that days but he continued to sing until she finally reached to his throat. For his loved ovneress.

D told not to get inside just so female could've finished her meal, consumed body without any left. But girl was as impatient as at the minute she decided to get a nestling. And now she lose her mind, crying over cold body

They loved each other. But they don't know what to do with all that love at all

💫 sO NOW AS/IF YOU ARE INFORMED ABOUT ORIGINAL 💫

Yoohanhim

bird-Han Sooyoung, standing over the almost finished Kim Dokja's body, covered in his blood with coldness in her eyes.

And Yoo Joonghyuk, staying in the moonlight from the glass ceiling, with that burning feeling, just started to crawl from his chest to his face. And we know that that guilt, that loss, that feeling of killing Dokja by his own will.

It will shatter him to the bloody dust

I see that scene on my eyelids I want to draw it so much ugh

Also found picture yeey. hope that's not prohibited..

[isleofdragon]

I think I have a curse.

Raptor Attack #3 went fabulous. I tried punching them off the swampward cliff, but they weren't getting shoved, and I think they broke all my legs, sooo I just jumped off the cliff. I looked behind me and was soothed by the sight of both these fucking raptors launching off the cliff after me. And as I watched them eat my corpse, I was happy.

I snuck down there again and lured them even farther away. We don't need a repeat of Red Raptor That Hid Nearby And Then Ambushed Me.

So I get back home and decide to build my new, second, better watch tower (first one kinda on hold).

And theres a Long Claws SO close. So I say "Topaz," (that's my igua's name), "let's get outta here. Let's vacay. I know a hill on the other side of the beaches. We can get cool stuff. Let's go."

We are sprinting gracefully along, and get onto the beach. And in the corner of my eye I see RED MIST. Oh fuck. Wait--an alpha?? This is the easy zone? I'm on easy mode?

No time to investigate. Do not stop running if you maybe see a raptor. Investigate later, or even never.

So I get across some water and finally turn back and YEAH ITS AN ALPHA RAPTOR.

Okay. Good thing I'm going on vacay!

I turn to face my route. I do not take one step. There is a SPINOSAUR. I retreat as much as I can without re-entering Alpha Raptor Danger Zone.

And I have nowhere to go except home. I'm about to sneak up a beachside cliff path when I remember: shit! that's where the Long Claws is! Okay plan A B C D? Plan D: I'll go the long route around, once the raptor meanders a bit farther from the beach. But that's when I remember:

Shit! If I go that way, I'll end up on the base of the cliff where I threw those fucking raptors!!!

🤭🤭🤭 I am genuinely having a great time. This is fun for me lol.

Okay so I ask my clever smart darling wife, who analyzes the situation and then suggests my "Thread the needle through the Spinosaur and the Alpha Raptor, which will absolutely take me right to the Long Claws, BUT Long Claws gave a fairly agreeable space bubble so i should be able to time things right and slip through.

I make it up the beachside cliff path and I'm hiding on the very edge. The Alpha Raptor has meandered quite a ways away down the beach, so I figure if the Long Claws attacks, I might need to leap off the cliff to escape (pretty sure Topaz can survive it).

But what do I come NOSE TO NOSE with?

A GIANT BEE NEST.

I could go back, but then I'd still have to get passed either the Spinosaur or the Alpha Raptor (who was currently hogging the southern end of the beach, which blocks my other routes). But I sure as fuck can't sit next to this stupid beehive! These things killed my first Iguanadon!

The Long Claws is having a nice little meander over to the cliff. Appreciating the seaside breeze maybe? I lingered for a couple seconds and as soon as the Long Claws turned a little, I BOLTED.

ALL THE WAY HOME.

And I decided: I needed to deal with the bees that had spawned. After getting chased across a cliff, beach, waterway, and second beach by TWO carbonemys (I stole their egg RIP), I was worried the bees would follow me home.

So I whistled for my two toughest dilfs: Walker and Nath. And I lure the bees into the opening, where my dilfs start doing their best to fight em. But...I did not realize the dilfs lack of height would hinder them so much. And these GIANT BEES will not stop chasing me. I basically do a Scooby-Do gag, running back and forth, being chased by angry bees and slightly slower loyal dilfs. I loop back around to draw the bees right over the dilfs but they just cant take them out.

OH. ITS ONLY TWO BEES BTW. But ONE killed my last Iguanadon.

Topaz's health gets low. Panic mode. What the fuck. I can't hit these bees any better than my dilfs. I don't even have cool poison spit. And there's no way I'm risking killing Topaz while trying to hit them with spears or arrows.

I sprint home. It's my savior on my roof: Potato Shale. (She's more gray in the sunlight). And zip as close to her as I can and then wait. "Easy, Topaz. Let 'em come. I know it sucks to be bait, but if we can get 'em over here, we got a raptor on our side."

Success! Though, apparently I also left my house door open during my panic, which means every dog I own tried to come join the fight. Night was setting and I was scared and hurrying but I finally got everyone tucked into bed (aka, Dimorphodon on my table, dilfs out of my way, Moschops in the forge, Topaz on the third-floor roof, and Shale on the second floor roof.

What a day. Time for bed I don't know how to sleep so I stay up all night making uhhhhhh.

Okay I'm not using that word because the bots will find me.

I made sleepy goo :)

Cue the lovely morning. Triumphant! Brave! Amazing! Wonderful!

I decide that Topaz and I oughta make a loop and check things out. Maybe find a new friend!

LONG CLAWS. He's on the OTHER SIDE of my little home, somehow, and I almost walk right into it because he's in the thick trees with bamboo stuff and I barely catch a glimpse of those long claws silhouetted between the greenery.

"...No way. I don't even see it anymore. I'm being nervous, is all."

Linger...linger... Oh, okay! Its the Long Claws. Seems to be the same one from before, though I have no idea how it got across my area without issue.

Okay, fine, the Long Claws is fine. I'm going to the beach to see if that Alpha Raptor moved on.

A trio of parasaurs are foraging on the beach. What a good sign! If they havent been eaten yet, then maybe that Alpha Raptor moved on.

Wait. What is that, further inland? Is that another parasaur? It looks...different...

No red glow, though. And definitely too slow and steady to be a raptor. I would have guessed it was a Long Claws based on its size and movement, but it clearly had a more raptor-ish body plan.

Did I forget a dinosaur? Who else is that big and slow? Iguanodon are quicker and take smaller steps. But not a parasaur; no long head horn. I am trying to remember other slow, bipedal, parasaur-y raptor-y dinosaurs when it hits me.

So first of all, there are TWO.

And second of all, they are... They can't be! This is the default starting area! I've already fought off THREE raptor attacks, dodged an alpha raptor, had my vacay cut short by a Spinosaur, snuck around 1-2 Long Claws, and got into a fight with BEES, which I WON.

I sneak a little closer... And yeah. They are indeed carnataurs. Carnitaurs? I don't know. They look like if T Rex had a brother and you thought "oh that's your little bro?" and then the 'little' bro runs up to you and headbutts you with the full force of a charging dinosaur and roars 'DONT CALL ME LITTLE.' Like, they're not as big as T-Rex, and they have the siiiiillliest little arms, but they have two horn nubs and 95% of all the rage in the universe.

I've seen them ages ago, in my previous play. They were in the mountains, and on the other side of the conifer trees. And in other zones where you can respawn, briefly, if you want a quick glimpse around before one of the many predators kills you without even being seen. They make GREAT areas for a base...once you have a Yuttyranaus or something to fend off the carnitaurs.

I am on Baby Beach. Why are they here. I don't think my raptor can even fight them off. Raptors have the speed and strength to kill most things in a few seconds, but if the battle doesn't end soon, their low stamina and low health are easily overpowered once their speedy attacks have worn them out.

Maybe I need to move somewhere safer. But?? Where is safer than Baby Beach??? Uwa.

[kanene-yaaay]

New tag game!!! Let's goooo!! Thank you so much for the tag, dear! This will be fun

❤️newest Obsession: GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHO WAS FINALLY CONVINCED TO WATCH TIAN GUAN CI FU. I am suffering so much for those gays u have no idea.

Also Modao Zu Shi because I can't stop thinking about them (also the sufferning has passed from my heart and now I can focus in reading hurt/comfort fics god bless what a way to live <3)

🎥Last 3 movies I watched and what I thought of them:

,,,,, th,,,,, the Kung Fu Panda triology,,,,,

Since my friend have never watched it I had the OBLIGATION to show it to him. I like them all a lot, although I can't lie that de second one is my favorite because HOLY GOSH what a good, charismatic villain! The first one is also very strong, and especially, full of nostalgia, which only made it even better to re-watch it all.

🎶 three songs I discovered recently and love:

I just want to throw the entire epic musical here KJHGFDFGHJ. But let's seelet's see

- No Longer You from Epic the Musical

- Spiderman by Dennis Van Aarssen

- Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

📺 currently watching: Inside Out 2 (haven't finished it yet kjhgfgh) and Tian Guan Ci Fu (already finished but I am watching again JHGFGH) and Sousou no Frieren, which I can't wait to finish! :D

📖 currently reading: Only fanfic, I am afraid kjhgfghjkf again, maybe I will end up reading mdzs or tgcf but I am not sure yet jhgfghj

😍 currently looking forward to: Sitting my butt down the chair and finish the tickle fics I started jhgfghjkl, only one of them have hope to see the finishing line but well kjhgfdfghjiuyt we can only hope, can't we.

Also starting my personal project about grief that I've planing to write for sometime now. It's nothing related to tickling but... Yeah, it's very important to me. Also! I am now able to accompany doctors in my city's hospital and I really hope to see a labor this month! I can't actively participate and help yet but I do wish to see if I truly have the guts to work w that, ya know?

And! My friend promised to watch Sk8 w me during the vacations so I am also pretty excited for it as well :DD

✅ recently finished: This amaizng, wonderful, brillant and FABULOUS fanfic. Truly, if you like mdzs and want to read Lan Quiren being The Uncle, wangxian being the cutest, most teasing and wonderful and adorable (and horniest. everyday means everyday am i right JHGFGHWRF) couple ever, Wei Wuxian having space and time to be the genius he is, great character development and relantionships and a noice analyzes about the cultivation world, talismans, politics and stuff I 100% recommend this to you. Reallly. Gosh, what a great fic. I spent like one entire week just DEVOURING it.

💌 Something to share: uhhhhh a big, warm hug! :DD

I still plan to write and post someday teasing posts but I still haven't been able to decide a theme to write. Let's see if I see something that sparks that inspiration! But, tbh, it's quite nice to just relax a bit and read/watch stuff without hurrying to write fics w all my free time before I lose the energy and inspiration. Taking it slow let's gooo

Now, for the tags! :D @squeaky-n-blushy, @crazy-as-a-jaybird, @carrie-tate, @oliviaischillin1204, @hereforthefluff, @veryblushyswitch and everyone else who sees this and feels like doing it! No pressure at all tho, ofc <3

Catching up (Tag Game)

Ive been a bit on and off and felt like making a tag game so here's one to catch up on each other's interests and hyperfixations! Answer the 10 questions and tag 5 people. No pressure ofc!

@fluffandgiggles @ppystkposts @crazy-as-a-jaybird @blobbirobbi @kusuguricafe + everyone who wants to join! **edit + everyone who received a notification from when I tried to tag 10+ people and the tumblr post broke 😂

❤️ Newest obsessions: Dungeon Meshi, probably has been clear.. and capybaras. Taylor Swift not very new but refueled obsession since seeing the eras tour concert!

🎥 Last 3 movies I watched and what I thought of them:

Inside Out 2 - CRYING SOBBING LOVING IT SO MUCH

The Parent Trap 1998 rewatch - Still golden fav, one of my guiltiest pleasures

Sous la Seine / Under Paris - Love a good shark movie but thought this was mediocre smh. the ending was cool tho hahaha

🎶 3 songs I discovered recently and love:

Peggy - FEMININE RAGE

Spencer Sutherland - Alive

HOYO-MIX - Interstellar Journey

💘 Newest fav ships: Falin x Marcille , Chilchuck x Senshi, and Laios x Kabru all from Dungeon Meshi!!!

📺 Currently watching: The Apothecary Diaries, Wind Breaker, House of the Dragon, Pokemon Johto Journeys (rewatch), FMA Brotherhood (rewatch), Mushoku Tensei S2 (might drop it)

📖 Currently reading: Dungeon Meshi manga, Define the Relationship manhwa, XXX Buddy manhwa (both manhwas on hold but I'll continue reading soon!)

🎮 Currently Playing: Fortnite, Minecraft, Genshin Impact (haven't played since Cyno story quest tho), Zelda Tears of the Kingdom (on hold), Yakuza 0, Zelda Skyward Sword, Hogwarts Legacy, note: I kinda dropped all mobile games but I'm really considering starting love & deepspace again hmmm.

😍 Currently looking forward to: New Fortnite update, Genshin Natlan update (even though I have to catch up on the previous ones lol), the new Deadpool movie, Blue Lock movie (seeing it this week!)

✅ Recently finished: Kaiju No. 8 (anime), other than that no books, manga, games or shows. All still in progress lol.

💌 Something to Share: I'm glad to see people are enjoying the x reader drabbles and I'm motivated to work on them faster when I can! Thanks everyone for your patience.. T-T

[djfatchip]

Everyone say Normandy. “Normandy!”

I commissioned the lovely @xandrassketchbook for a group portrait of @leysendris, @erubadhriell and my OC’s together! I am in absolute awe! Look at them! They are so STUNNING! Xandra you brought this to life in such a gorgeous way! I am still blown away! Thank you for bringing my dream to life, you are a wonderful gem. ♡ Click on pictures to see details and names!

[flameraven]

Misc Thoughts on Pokemon Scarlet/Violet

-The opening was definitely slower than I'd like, I was a little bored, but once you get let out to explore the world it's really fun! Very similar to Legends: Arceus but much improved. Key detail: you can pick up items while mounted! This was really annoying to not be able to do in PLA.

-I've been pretty lucky and not run into any major glitches. Sometimes the background is a little wobbly but the overworld has run okay. I definitely noticed some major lag as the game tried to load each item when I was shopping. -The world is big and exciting but still feels awfully empty. The towns have these huge wide streets and giant houses, but there's not really anything to do in them. You can't even go inside NPCs houses, there's only the shops -I feel like they split up the clothing shops in the main city to make it seem bigger and more full, but it just made shopping inconvenient. What's the point of a giant castle/city if there's nothing THERE? -I'm still not thrilled with the school uniform but it's not as ugly as I feared. Still hoping that we get some real clothes post-game, or possibly as a DLC option. (Why does the new kid get to wear her Eevee hoodie and I can't??) -that school is definitely not ADA compliant, wtf are all those stairs -I'm enjoying riding around on my giant motorcycle dragon a lot more than I thought, and Koraidon running with his legs looks a lot less stupid than it did in the trailers (he tucks his tail in to make the back "wheel"! What a cool detail!). Cannot wait to climb up walls. -Your dragon making a catlike "Brrrp!" noise when you summon it is perfect, A+, 11/10 -I do find the map a bit hard to navigate, it can be hard to find the bridges to cross rivers and such and figure out how to get to different areas. -I really really wish we could mark places on the map like BotW! I found a cool glowy sword in the ground I couldn't reach, and I know I won't remember where it is later. -The variety of pokemon available and how many new pokemon you can find are really cool. I do like that they didn't show most of the new mons because it makes them more fun to discover. I think there's also a good balance of Pokemon spread out in the grass, sometimes they clump up, sometimes they're single, but it's not obvious "sections" the way SwSh Wild Areas were. -I love that the game is like 'BTW the crater is SUPER DANGEROUS, don't go there!!' so we all know where the plot is going to end up. Spoilers on Pokemon/Evolutions below:

-I got spoiled on the starter evos and... yeah honestly not a fan of the final forms. Giant spooky crocodile is okay but not as cool as the idea I had in my head, Grass Cat is just kind of boring and similar to Delphox, and Quaxly is just... WTF. I heard "fabulous" and "peacock" before I saw the images, and I think an actual peacock would have been cool, but instead we got... that. D: Nintendo, please stop with the anthro starter evos, they're not good. -Paldean Tentacool is a horror show, I hate it. X) -Pawmi is ADORABLE, I love him. Although the 2nd and 3rd evolutions are awfully similar, seems like it could have just been a 2-stage pokemon. There are SO MANY new pokemon I want to try out, though, I keep switching things in and out of my team, it's really fun. So far my team is: Clodsire, Azumarill, middle stage Fuecoco, Pawmot(? the third one), the tiny fire megaman, and the Flamingo, which is WAY stronger than I expected. Bulbapedia says it has a base attack of 115?! That's huge! Also working on evolving the little floaty psychic thing because apparently it becomes an ostrich?! There are a lot of new bird pokemon in this game, I approve. May need to do another run someday with an all-bird team.

[jinxthejubilee]

Little D. Personality Headcanons

Our lovely Little Ds! We need to know more about them, as such, I've taken it upon myself to flesh them out. Since we see a lot of No. 2, I'm gonna skip him for now, and just focus on the other 6. Enjoy!

Little D. No. 1

Despite what one may think, this Little Demon of Pride is NOT the leader of the main 7, but man does he want to be. Not entirely for the idea that he'd make a good leader (even though all of them are pretty much equal, don't tell him that), but just for the sake of having that title.

He pretty much embodies the more mischievous side of Lucifer. For example, the prank war between Lucifer and Satan that is more one-sided, is very mutual and at full force here. Little D's. No. 1 and No. 4 hate each other, they want to ruin each other's days as much as possible. While No. 4 is a lot more destructive physically, No. 1 is destructive verbally. He'll insult and give backhanded compliments to No. 4, and when he gets mad, he tells him to keep it "professional," wouldn't want Mr. Barbatos to find him getting upset over nothing. (Poor No. 2's gotta break up fights on the daily. Demon King help him!).

He's a bit more calm than the others, but only by a small amount. He tries so hard to pretend to not be on the same level of mischievousness as his fellow Little D's in front of Barbatos. Key word being: tries.

How He Speaks: He's like those kids in middle school who use big complicated words to sound smarter, except most of the time, he actually knows what the words mean. But he uses them for no reason. I had this thought that all of the Little D's voices are raspy, and now I can't unsee it.

Little D. No. 3

A very self-conscious, clumsy, worrywart who freaks out over every little thing. Unlike his avatar, No. 3 actually admires his fellow familiars quite a lot, especially No. 2, and expresses his acknowledgment of most of their quirks and traits. However, that doesn't stop the creeping envy he feels towards them. But for the most part, when he feels envious, he says it along the lines of "Wow, I wish I could be more like you," or "why can't I do that?" He just feels bad, someone hug him.

He tries to be careful with everything around him since he's very clumsy, but alas, luck is never on his side. Look Barb, he didn't mean to drop that tray you meticulously arranged, please put your creepy smile away!

That being said though, he's still a bit mischievous. He often helps No. 2 when No. 1 and No. 4 continue their non-stop feud, which sometimes involves pranking them. He can't resist, he loves a good curse or two.

How He Speaks: This poor boy stutters a bit when he's nervous, and I'd say that he'd sound panic-y most of the time, and only a little raspy.

Little D. No. 4

A short-fused kind of guy, and very easily irritated, No. 4 is one of the more grumpy Little D's. Unlike Satan, who hides his wrath under a cool and calm exterior, No. 4 has almost no chill and will attack the other Little D's if provoked. But he'll only attack the Little D's, not anyone else, he has a bit of self control.

He can be fun, especially when a good prank idea comes along. The thought of knocking his highness No. 1 down a peg brings him such immeasurable joy. And he's almost never rude to guests, but you can easily tell when his patience is wearing thin.

How He Speaks: Annoyed and very exasperated tone. Almost flat but still a little cheery and very raspy, he's still a Little D.

Little D. No. 5

The adorably, fabulous No. 5. Very peppy, but not that shallow. Since a Little D's whole shtick is being a servant, he's overly generous to the point of being a little annoying.

He won't make innuendos or jokes of inappropriate nature that often, he has a job to hold down so he can't have too much fun. However, he's pretty ditsy, so the jokes kinda come on their own. But, he's more of a romantic than a tramp. He loves fantasizing about the perfect dates the demon bro you choose could go on with your MC. He's very meticulous as well, wanting everything he cleans, makes, or mends to be perfect. So when it's his turn to prank, watch your back.

How He Speaks: He has a very high-pitched, sing-songy voice. He loves to sing, and has the best voice out of all of them. But he still has that raspiness that all of the Little D's have.

Little D. No. 6

The patient, kind and courteous Little D, No. 6 is the food enthusiasts of the group. He knows what everyone eats, why everyone eats what, and how much everyone needs to eat. He's a bit protective of his fellow familars, MC, and Lord Diavolo when it comes to food, and you can bet that he will volunteer to taste test the food to make sure it's safe.

He loves watching Barbatos cook and bake, it's very relaxing to him even though he starts to drool from the smell. It's more of an art to him, organizing food on the plates.

He's a little bitter at Beel, he ate a Little D after all! That won't be forgiven that easily.

How He Speaks: Again raspy, but still gentle. He has the deepest voice out of them all, but a Little D's voice is pretty high, so that's not saying much.

Little D. No. 7

The snuggler and the watcher, the lovely No. 7. Although he may be a connoisseur of pillows, blankets, and plushies, No. 7 isn't lazy and he hates being called that. Unlike Belphie, he tries to be as productive as possible before he collapses everyday. He enjoys being helpful, and he gives the sweetest, tired smile he can muster when there's been a job well done. Frustratingly though, he can't stop his arms and legs from dragging him down to his bed, favorite corner, or secret sleeping spot.

While he's resting though, he watches. He watches everything that goes on around him. How certain Little D. act, where Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, or guests come and go, arguments, love confessions, everything. So, if you need info, he's your go to guy, even if you have to wake him up first.

How He Speaks: His voice isn't high pitched, so much as it's soft and a bit babyish thanks to him being so tired.

Yay! This was fun! I love these munchkins so much, I had to do them justice. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this too. With that being said, goodnight everyone! Have a great night! Byeee! 💗