#They're socially awkward little bugs

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

Drawing faves as princesses for me and the bestieeee

[fitz-skimmons]

OUTLANDER (2014—) Roger & Brianna in every episode: S07E03, Death Be Not Proud

[soursherbat]

LAMB X BISHOP MASTERPOST YEAAAA!!!

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this genuinely took me so long but i needed to explore my ship dynamics with ramzi and his bishops! more details under the cut if you want to know more- warning this post is LONG!!!:

[edit: i was obviously rlly sleep deprived while writing this so im editing it for better readability, including using more consistent pronouns for everyone bc reading it back this post. was very hard to parse 💀]

in order, just adding notes and addendums :3c im super sleep deprived so im trying my best but i need to yap about them

ramzi's pronouns are it/he/they!

narinder;

initially a very slow burn relationship, this sheet shows them at their peak. it takes a very long time for the lamb to forgive narinder, and vice versa, but once they're over their differences they're committed.

notes;

he/they for narinder :3c he's bisexual with a preference for masc presenting people! (using he/him for this post)

prefers to be the big spoon but will allow ramzi to take that spot if it really insists on it

reaallly loves to wear the lamb's fleeces and cloaks (the only clothing of theirs that will fit him) but is too proud to directly ask for them

narinder really does not like most people- the only ones he usually socializes with are ramzi and his siblings, possibly a follower he can tolerate for a few minutes. if ramzi is talking to others while narinder is shadowing him he tends to just flick his tail and sulk quietly until his lamb gives him attention again

narinder isn't great with words, he prefers to show ramzi his love with physical affection (in private) and acts of service, while ramzi is more than willing to shower narinder with loving words and acts of devotion

ramzi refuses to confess its feelings to narinder first, full stop. narinder waits and waits, but eventually gives in and tells ramzi how he feels first- ramzi is still feeling bitter and betrayed by narinder, not appreciating them snatching it from its peaceful death to be a tool in his games. they're both incredibly conflicted, it takes a long while for them to work their differences out. its not something that can be solved with a single conversation, but eventually they come to terms with everything that's happened and make amends

ramzi wouldn't actually squash the bug- it'd prefer to just grab it and take it out of whatever space its invaded, narinder will just smack it and be done with it

im just applying the driving one if i ever make a modern au lmfao

narinder cannot cook to save his damn life after being locked up for so long- ramzi had to learn quickly being raised by ratau, i'll be real i dont think that rat knows how to cook

that prickly cat would prefer not to show his love for the lamb in public, but he might sneak a kiss while no one is looking... ramzi however doesn't care, though it does like to fluster narinder a little by flirting while others are around

these two would kill for each other, narinder is practically begging the lamb to let him do so actually- nari is described as the lamb's shadow (affectionately) by most because of how often he's seen just following it around the cult. god help you if you confess your love to the lamb while he's around- though ramzi does get pretty jealous if it sees anyone making eyes at his special kitty...

nari is 4,000 years old virgin to me lmao. ramzi has had a few relationships before narinder, it actually marries shamura before nari- they're not beating the toxic yaoi allegations any time soon they were still battling their resentment around that time

i'll touch on the spicier dynamics in a dedicated post sometime >:3c that'll apply to the rest too-

i wouldn't describe narinder as being awkward, but moreso stoic and lost really. he's also just incredibly pissed off with ramzi, feeling robbed of his rightful status as a god and feeling jealous of everything its built for itself in such a small amount of time- later on he's more flustered than nervous or awkward because that damned lamb wont stop flirting with him

gods help you if narinder even sees you making eyes at the lamb. he's incredibly possessive over his former vessel, its perceived rejection of him made something in him snap and they want to possess it, even if he knows that's not exactly plausible... he's normal, i swear (<-lying) ramzi returns some of that energy, it really does not like followers flirting with its favorite cat- i'll be the first to admit that they've got some toxic codependency going on

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leshy;

leshy uses any pronouns! he really just don't care that much, same with his sexuality (using he/him for simplicity for this post)

these two fight over who gets to be the big spoon, since they're nearly even in height (leshy tries to argue his branches make him taller) it makes it easier for them to trade big/little spoon positions- but theyre so competitive they end up wrestling over it

leshy can't even see the clothes he's wearing, but he likes the idea of ramzi matching with him, even if he won't directly admit that

ramzi is rarely called by name when leshy is around, it's always 'lambzi', 'lamby', 'cottonball', or any other seemingly sarcastic pet name he can come up with for it- meanwhile ramzi often calls him 'wiggler' or 'wormy'

compared to leshy, ramzi is a little less outgoing. leshy loves to be the center of attention, he loves to pull pranks and cause mischief whenever he can.

ramzi's quick to let leshy know he is loved through any means, though surprisingly leshy is a bit more inconspicuous about showing his affections for his lamb through old traditions it clearly has no clue about but leshy gets a bit of joy watching its confusion (shamura tells it later-)

these two have a pretty easygoing relationship, at first leshy is upset about his lost godhood but he quickly begins to like staying with the lamb when he learns how accommodating and, frankly, extremely chaotic it is- they get along very well and have a teasing, poking and earnestly soft relationship rather early on. leshy admits his feelings first, mainly getting fed up that ramzi hasnt confessed that it obviously likes him by that point

neither of them mind bugs, leshy actually likes them quite a bit. they'd prefer to catch and release rather than smash them

the poor worm is blind of course he cant cook!! he might be able to if he really focused on building muscle memory and focusing his senses but he's honestly just too lazy to bother, heket's cooking is better anyway

leshy doesn't care if anyone is looking, he loves his lamb! he gets a little embarrassed when they know its siblings are around, but she does get a kick out of knowing he's making narinder jealous

ramzi would lay down his life for his precious chaotic grub, it knows leshy is more than capable but it can't help but worry sometimes- leshy knows ramzi can handle itself so he's pretty relaxed about everything, unless ramzi comes home particularly hurt

i like to think leshy was a bachelor in his time... why not?? he's the bishop of chaos, im sure he's started a love triangle intentionally to watch them fight over him- ramzi however is a little less experienced in romance

leshy has not an ounce of awkwardness in his body, ramzi's a little awkward when he says something particularly unhinged but otherwise they match each other's freak a little too well

leshy would never admit to ramzi that the smell of anyone else stuck to his wool makes leshy a little jealous... another reason he likes to lend his clothes to ramzi, really-

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heket;

she/they/he for heket, she's bisexual with a preference toward women (using she/her for simplicity on this post)

heket is the big spoon, no questions asked. she loves to cradle that lamb in her arms and it is NOT one to complain about that

heket doesnt lend out her clothes very often, but she likes to see how baggy they are on ramzi- she quite likes seeing it wake up wearing her shirts...

ramzi is incredibly formal with heket, usually referring to her by name or some honorific to show its respect (something she appreciates greatly)- meanwhile heket is always referring to the lamb by anything but its name, really

heket's level of social battery depends on the day, some days she would prefer not to speak to anyone, others she's more outgoing

heket shows her affection by making sure ramzi isn't overworking itself, making sure it's eating and sleeping- she knows it can care for itself, but she just wants to protect her lamb.

there's absolutely no way heket would swallow her pride and confess her brewing feelings for ramzi, she waits very patiently for it to finally get its nerve up and admit that it wants to pursue a relationship with her- after (mostly) healing her throat, she doesn't feel so lonely in the cult once her voice returns and she begins to feel conflicted about ramzi... she wants to hate him, but it's doing everything they can to help her siblings and she can't help but respect and admire it for that, she would admit that she would never consider it if she was still a god-

heket thinks bugs are cute, she'll either catch and release them or keep them in a little container for a bit (she's never beating the weird little sister allegations to me)

ramzi's cooking definitely is not as good as heket's, if it cooks a meal the whole cult is asking when it's heket's turn next LMAO-

PDA ruins heket's cool and stoic exterior in her eyes, though she can't just say that to the lamb- she'll gladly give it a hug or a kiss when nobody's looking, though

honestly, ramzi is just protective over all of the bishops. it feels terribly for killing them repeatedly and making them suffer in purgatory, and it never wants to see them suffer again- heket knows the lamb is strong, she's seen it with her own eyes. that doesn't stop her from worrying for it a little when it leaves on a crusade, however...

heket has some relationship experience, though its been a WHILE- forneus and ramzi are her most recent romantic endeavors and she's incredibly awkward about both of them

heket is insanely awkward, she tries to maintain a cool exterior but it's so hard when that damned lamb is so cute and that sweet cat mom is so kind and shaped- whats a woman to do in her situation??

she can get a little bit jealous if her buttons are pushed on the wrong day, but other than that ramzi and heket have a pretty open relationship

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kallamar;

any pronouns for kallamar! though he/she are most preferred, she's very lax about his gender and loves to experiment (using he/she interchangeably, lamb is referred to by it/its for simplicity)

despite being nearly a full foot and a half taller than ramzi, kallamar loves to be its little spoon! he feels so safe in his lamb's embrace, she would never leave if it was possible

none of her clothes would fit the lamb, but he does have clothing made for it often! he'll be damned if he lets ramzi walk around looking anything less than presentable, even if its naked it must be TASTEFULLY naked- (though his definition of what that means is a bit nebulous. ramzi's convinced he just wants to ogle)

they love to make up pet names for each other, 'mari' and 'kallie' are ramzi's favorites to use for its precious husband. kallamar is particularly fond of calling ramzi his puppy, often flustering it-

kallamar is a YAPPER and she will not shut up about how much he loves her lamb! ramzi doesn't mind it, but she's often talking so much that it can't properly find the words to express it back- so it gives gifts often, knowing how much its wife loves to adorn himself in jewelry and silks!

ramzi is actually a little bit intimidated by kallamar's experience in love and how pretty he is, kallamar ends up making a very dramatic love confession in front of everyone, totally flustering ramzi (though it has to admit it really loves the dedication!)

he is TERRIFIED of bugs kallamar will shriek so loudly if she finds even a small beetle anywhere near her living space- ramzi often finds itself catching the little bugs while kallie screams bloody murder in the corner

kallamar absolutely can cook but he doesn't want the responsibility of cooking entire meals for the whole cult so she intentionally cooks like shit to avoid it- ramzi catches onto that pretty quickly though

these two need to get a ROOM the confessional is NOT to be used in that way!!!

kallamar's overprotective attitude mainly comes from a place of not wanting the lamb's image to be ruined, he'll tend to its makeup and wardrobe, even helping to enforce loyalty amongst its flock to keep its image pristine- and kallamar is just an easy bullying target, ramzi is Very quick to put an end to that!

kallamar is absolutely more experienced than ramzi, though he's no less dedicated to it. it makes their relationship very calm, there's very little tension between them!

ramzi is very awkward around kallamar at first, he's pretty indignant and a bit cruel to it during the first few weeks- once ramzi begins offering him gifts and praise she warms up rather quickly, however. ramzi's disarmingly cute appearance and dirty mouth tends to make kallamar a nervous mess sometimes, though...

there's not a single ounce of jealousy between these two 🧍‍♂️ they both understand that they're dedicated to one another, and can dedicate themselves to others without compromising their bond

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shamura;

they/it for mura! i feel that they enjoy experimenting with their clothing in relation to their gender, but they prefer neutral pronouns (using they/them for mura and he/him for ramzi for readability)

these two take turns on who gets to be the big spoon, though usually shamura claims that spot

shamura loves to weave clothes for ramzi! they enjoy seeing his face light up when they incorporate designs ramzi has shown them that sheep often wore, wanting to keep that memory alive for him

they're pretty formal at first, but the two of them can't help but call each other by loving nicknames once they've become comfortable with each other- ramzi often calls shamura 'softie' or 'dearest'

shamura prefers to keep to themself, though they've grown rather attached to webber. they've basically adopted the little creature, that's their son...

once clarity has returned to shamura through ramzi's healing, they have a better grasp on their words- but they still struggle to word their feelings a lot of the time. they try their best, but they find it easier to give gifts or show their affections with physical intimacy when words fail them

shamura is incredibly paranoid and wary of ramzi's presence when they're first indoctrinated, until they finally break bread and reach an understanding, shamura doesn't even consider the lamb could feel anything but hatred and resentment toward them. they assume that he wants revenge, but learns that he just wants to help them- it takes a bit longer for the fear to truly leave shamura, but when they never feel that dagger in their back, they begin to soften he clearly isnt lying to them, he's helped all of their siblings become as happy as he can- and he asks nothing in return of them? it feels too good to be true, but they can't help but trust him eventually ramzi confesses first, and is initially (softly) rejected... but theyre not entirely opposed! mainly conflicted, for a while-

they both love bugs, obviously- though sometimes ramzi gets bitten while trying to show shamura the little spiders he's captured

shamura likes to cook but they prefer liquid only foods- it's not horrible, but sometimes they want more variety

shamura is a bit shy about their relationship with the lamb, they're the least experienced with this sort of thing out of all of the bishops- war and reason have no room for love and compassion, after all. they're learning, with ramzi's help

if someone even LOOKS at ramzi the wrong way, shamura is the first to come to the lamb's defense. both a form of devotion, claiming ramzi as their charge they'd guard with their life, and a form of facing their grief- they'd ended ramzi's life once, they don't want to see it hurt anymore

these two match each other's freak so well its scary- you dont wanna see what happens in the mating tent when these two are in there!!

after shamura's initial wariness and shortness with ramzi fades, they become incredibly shy and awkward- they don't know how to navigate all these new feelings, and they don't really know who to turn to for advice

shamura is very possessive of their lamb- they were the first to be wed by him, after all- not to mention i personally think them being a spider influences this quite a bit,

WOAW THATS IT!!! holy shit thats a lot of text.... anyway if u have any questions abt any of them or want more clarification feel free to send me asks i love to yap abt them all <3

oh boy im not looking forward to putting all the tags on this

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

IT IS DONE! My main ref for Prometheus ship, aka Angel/The Player x The Prototype/Experiment 1006! Some thoughts under the cut:

Angel was Prototype's gender funkiness awakening. "What do you mean this thing I though was a me-thing only is not only normal but there's whole communities just about people who feel the same?" He lowkey cried when he found out about it.

Elliot was born either in 1898 or 1900, so there's an almost 60 years difference between them.

Elliot was just a bit smaller than Angel, but thanks to becoming the Prototype he's not GIGANTIC. RIP a king on the shorter side.

They're both aroace and on a loving QPR.

Angel is generally very physically affectionate, while Proto isn't used to touching others in general.

Angel is a bit awkward sometimes, while Proto is like. Half the time. Mostly because he doesn't remember his last relationship experience/it was 70 years ago, and also because some things are just so strange for him to do.

Prototype also isn't the jealous type, but when compared to Angel he does feel a bit of jealousy from time to time, always when a stranger/someone outside the family is interacting with Angel.

Proto is overprotective over his family in general, but Angel is a special case because they're the only human there.

Neither of them are too big on PDA - they're both really chill about it.

Proto can cook in theory but he can't make anything near as good as what Angel does.

Even if Prototype could fit into the driver's seat, Angel does NOT trust him to be there, esp with his hallucinations and tendency to go WAY too fast.

They aren't scared of bugs at all, but sometimes Angel just takes the little guys outside instead of killing them.

Angel is an introvert, but when compared to Proto they're like a social butterfly. Proto can safely talk with others without any problems, he just doesn't like it.

Proto uses "dear" from time to time. Angel uses nicknames for everyone - there isn't anything tied specific to what they would use for a lover.

Proto can't fit most of Angel's clothes, but Angel STEALS whatever they can find. It's theirs now.

If it wasn't for the massive size different, Proto and Angel would alternate from little spoon to big spoon without problem.

This is more of a +18 thing but if they weren't completely uninterested in sex, Angel's horny level would be around their waist, and Proto is the same as his physical affection level.

[eldritchcreatureofwords]

Helluvaboss? Never seen it? Oh cool, cool, I gotchu boss. It's a silly, goofy cartoon adult show about silly Imps who go down to earth and murder people they're hired to murder! Lots of sex jokes, swearing, and absurd situations. The best part is one is fucking a literal prince and they're into BDSM and bondage so LOTS of fun sexy jokes and moments there! Here, I'll introduce you:

This one? Oh yeah, this one's the main character. He adores ponies and makes dozens of horse OC's for a pony show he likes, pairing them up and making whole little relationship charts for them. He also has several horse plushies and hand makes his own horsie branded things; but he can't really spell so he does his best. He has a stuffed horse his boyfriend gave him called Spirit Jr . because Spirit is his favorite movie, and he's a deeply loving man who cares intensely for the people he considers family and is protective of them to the point of risking himself. He desperately craves love and affection despite hating himself so much that he genuinely believes he's not and has never been worth anyone's!

This one? Oh, this one's the main character's best friend-turned-enemy-turned-best friend. It's a long story. He's a fully disabled sweetheart who adores his boyfriend with all his heart and would quite literally run himself ragged to make people smile. He's a soft, gentle, kind-hearted babydoll who doesn't believe he's good enough to have the fame that he's earned through struggle, pain, and hard work or the love of his boyfriend, and wants nothing more then to be a happy little lap kitty with happy friends and the open affection of his partner!

These two? Oh, this is Moxxie and Millie. They work for the Main Character and they're a happily married, emotionally stable, well adjusted and healthy couple! They have their problems like anyone else, of course, but they ultimately get through their issues with communication, patience, and understanding, and they love each other deeply and dearly- they'll do anything for the other.

Millie is an emotionally intelligent, loving, motherly rough and tumble type who loves a good scuffle but is nothing but gentle towards her friends and loved ones, unless they need a kick to the butt. She's overly competitive and sometimes her anger gets the better of her, but she's ultimately about the most well adjusted person in the cast! Moxxie is a shy, anxious, socially awkward love bug who really just wants to listen to his musicals and cuddle his wife in peace! He adores art in almost any form, in 110% whipped and both knows and loves it, and he's terrified of rejection and desperate for the approval of those around him!

He's a little crack shot and arguably the most lethal person in the cast, but legitimately can't bring himself to fire a shot in the first episode because he might be ruining an innocent family, and that thought destroys him! Give him a gun and a bullet and your ass is finished, but he'd really rather not!

This is Stolas! He's the main character's boyfriend- er, sort of. It's a whole thing. He's been in a fridge! He's a depressed, socially anxious mess who loves romance novels, singing, telenovas and romcoms! He wants to be swept up in a whirlwind romance, and is desperate to find happiness and love after being forced into an abusive arranged marriage to a woman who he's as gay as a unicorn's fart! He has and adores a daughter with his whole heart and she may be among the only things keeping him alive and kicking! He's a genuinely kind, sweet, and deeply loving man who cares quite a bit for our Main Character and, despite his flaws, wants the best for the people around him!

This one? Oh, this one. This one's Loona. She's our Main Character's adopted daughter. Loona regularly physically assaults her father, wounding him both mentally and physically! She's a mean, bad tempered ball of attitude and rejection issues, who picks on Moxxie, antagonizes everyone else, and can't have even one drink because you 'won't like her' even after one. She drops the ball on her responsibilities most of the time, and when she does do her job she does it badly and with attitude. She's angry, antisocial, and aggressive, and she won't hesitate to get in anyone's face about anything. (She's also quite loyal, surprisingly kind, shy, and very sweet...but she wouldn't want you to know that. And we're not covering anything they wouldn't want you to know!!)

[yiga-hellhole]

hiii i was going to make more of these but i realized i cant be arsed for all of them in one big batch. anyway @smilesrobotlover thank you bestie for reminding me this template exists. too bad there isnt a slider for "beats the other up - is beaten up" because you know the boys are FIGHTINGGGG

some rambling under the cut

big spoon and little spoon is a straightforward one because well, you're not going to get a bigger damn spoon than zant. he's massive. but sometimes even he likes feeling small and cared for, so they're not beyond having him fold his spindly limbs up like he's a dead spider and let ghirahim scoop him into his arms

i don't see them as a big "sharing clothes" type of couple. ghirahim's are far too small for him and his wardrobe flusters zant to no end. inversely, ghirahim wouldn't be caught dead in most of zant's things. but zant would find a lot of enjoyment in giving him clothes

pet names, ghirahim has like 2~3 for zant that he uses, and they're never particularly sappy or anything. zant however makes up new ones every other day. he's sick in the head

introverted-extroverted scale is a little complicated because ghirahim strikes me as more ambiverted. he's well-versed socially and loves attention, specifically loves bullying people, but after spending so long in solitude without proper peers, i think being alone has grown rather comforting for him too. who knows how it'll pack out when he has more like-minded individuals around him? i'm not sure yet.

for love-language, like i said, ghirahim isn't very sappy. he's far more touchy-feely in that aspect where he will just grab and kiss and tease when he feels the need. zant is a solid 50-50 because he loves being touched but also makes up sappy little nicknames on the spot or a long-winded declaration of love to the point it starts getting a little annoying. he's just kind of intense.

confession... well ghirahim would be quick to start doing things that typically denote a couple, but leaves it up to zant to actually officiate the whole thing. partly because he has issues. but also because he loves any chance at making him flustered (issues... 2!)

i don't think either of them are scared of bugs. but ghirahim is callous in getting rid of them and zant will just add them to his personal collection if he can catch em

twili society is rather high-tech. they probably have vehicles of some kind, and zant strikes me as the kind of guy who can drive. irresponsibly, i'll grant, but he'll do it. ghirahim would know how, but he refuses to. he's spoiled like that

the cooking one is funny because anyone in my server will know about the 'zant meal' phenomenon. he can cook, at least to keep himself alive, but the things he makes are horrifying to witness. unprecedented flavor profiles and chaotic execution. just don't worry about it. ghirahim, meanwhile, has a built-in chemical compendium and a heat sensor. theoretically he'd make an excellent cook and baker. he just doesn't want to.

zant loves affection, but is a very private person. he knows ghirahim is very showy and obnoxious, so if he lets him get away with slobbering his face even once, he;d have to deal with it every single hour of the day. and that'd embarrass him!!

theyre BOTH overprotective. it's a problem. though, zant in the sense of, "i want him to be all mine, i want to be all he thinks about, i want him by my side every minute of the day", and ghirahim in the sense of, livestock guard dog with spiked collar to murder wolves.

ghirahim has more relationship experience in that he's met many faces in his millennia of living.... but this kind of romantic intimacy is unknown to him. the whole song-and-dance of courtship he knows, but genuine love, he doesn't. zant had one FWB in college that he fell in fairy-tale love with and planned their wedding in his head after one (1) kiss. needless to say when that guy broke up wih him he was very normal.

i think the horny-awkwardness-jealousy levels speak for themselves.

[fallenclan]

random cat-specific headcanons

or i guess. canons. since im the guy who made the clan.

-silverbelly is extremely soft on any cat/kit that joined the clan young. especially if they're around the same age she joined the clan, 3 moons. she always takes extra care to show them around camp and assure them if they ever need medical attention she wants them to come and tell her, and she promises she'll help. because of this, a lot of cats who joined the clan young are also very soft on her in return, and will sometimes just come to the medicine den to hang out.

-Wormshade has TERRIBLE allergies. the worst. in newleaf his nose gets extremely itchy and he keeps scratching it even when Flyspots keeps telling him not to. sometimes it makes the scar on his nose hurt from all the itching, poor fella. his kids (Beefreckle & Mothspots) make fun of him endlessly for this.

-on the topic of FlyWorm. flyspots absolutely BEGGED wormshade to name their kits after bugs when they came along. wormshade wanted to name one of them after Nick, but agreed that Nickkit was a weird name and they went with bugs instead.

-Maplestar & Applebranch both forget that Honeygleam is dead sometimes. every so often they'll be hanging out and instinctively go to say something to him and find he isn't there.

-Silverbelly still has some of the dried herbs that were always stuck in Stormsight's pelt. she found them on her fur after the vigil and tucked them away in a little crevice. sometimes when she's really missing him she'll lie down and rest her face on them.

-about 80% of the clan is under the impression that Juniperfoot, Myrtleclaw, and Sandsnap are dating. this includes Ospreyswipe (Juniper's brother).

-when Hawkwish lost her leg, Applebranch helped her with her physical therapy, giving her tips on how to improve her balance after losing a limb. this brought them really close, and now sometimes Hawkwish will go to the elder's den after a long day and hang out with her grandma, who is happy to listen to her vent, chatter on about nothing, or just sit in silence and wash her granddaughter's ears.

-Eaglestripe & Hawkwish were never very close to Rabbitpounce. he didn't mean to have kits with Molesong, and (with Molesong's permission) wasn't really interested in raising them. he was more like the socially awkward uncle to them than a dad. despite this, Rabbitpounce was the one who gave Eaglestripe her full name when she went to receive it at the glow-cave.

-Willowsplash and Bub are the WORST EVER cats to get in an argument with (closely followed by Bluefern, Evie, & Newtscar). they will not only verbally tear you to shreds (backing each other up the entire time) but they find any and all attempts at retaliation funny. absolutely infuriating couple that loves to get silly with it.

-Bluefern and Newtscar were best friends since they were kits. they grew up in the nursery together, and then they were apprentices together. when Evie joined the clan, they would sometimes laugh about how they both had a crush on him, and along the way, they realized they both had a crush on each other, too. they became mates with the hope that Evie would soon join them.

-Waspflight often feels overshadowed by her siblings, but covers up this insecurity with an energetic personality, and lots and lots of jokes. she had a little crush on Salmonskip when they were apprentices, but grew to see her more as a sister when Salmon and Moosefall started to date.

-Mossfrog isn't sure how she feels about possibly being deputy one day. she knows that a lot of the clan expects her to, since she was always a prodigy and graduated so early, but she's terrified of the idea of being in charge of an entire clan, even if she does like the idea of being able to look after them. sometimes she wishes she could be deputy without the expectation of being leader.

-most of the cats around his age have a crush on Myrtleclaw. hes charming like that.

-out of all of her siblings, Hailcrash was always the least close with Moonstep. they got along, sure, but they weren't best friends--despite this, she still relies on him a lot, even if she's a little older than him (Moonstep is the youngest of all Toro's kits).

-Maplestar was always the leader of the bunch (the bunch being him, Honeygleam, Applebranch, Silverbelly, & Dawnshine) when they were young. he was the most mature, and a good decision maker, so he often found himself reining in Honey, Dawn, and Apple's chaos, and stepping up when Silver was too shy to. because of this, they would sometimes jokingly call him Maplestar. Applebranch always secretly thought he'd make a great leader; turns out she was right.

-Boulderstep still sometimes worries that clanborn Fallenclan cats don't trust him, since he came from a clan that was, at the time, at war with them. Fallenclan is on better terms with Shallowclan now, but he still makes a point to avoid their borders, and not mingle with any Shallowclan cats at gatherings.

-on the topic of gatherings. the first gathering that Maplestar attended as leader, he almost called it quits and went home. he still thinks that he's never felt as awful as he did in that moment, as all the clans watched him step out of the crowd and jump to the top of the gathering rock, where his father had stood for as long as most cats could remember. the only thing that kept him there was Applebranch grinning at him from the crowd, even as she cried.

-though Sorrelstem still misses Otterslip, the memory of him has become less soft over time. she never went out looking for him (though she often wanted to), but she always told her kits that he was on the right side of history. sometimes, as time went on, she wondered if that was true.

-Teddyfluff was glad that Otterslip got exiled. he gave him the creeps. he would rather die than admit this to his beloved wife.

-Crowflame tries not to show it, but sometimes he's insecure about his scars. he's easily the most scarred cat in the clan, and some cats (especially kits and apprentices) will stare at him, or make a remark. Blizzardfang (his mate) has become excellent at figuring out when he's feeling especially awful. if complimenting how handsome he looks that day doesn't work, she'll simply stand on his scarred side and press up against him until her fur covers the injury. he pretends to be mad, but secretly loves being close to her.

-Yewberry has a very short temper. Brambletuft has helped him soften it a little, but he still finds himself set off by some things--particularly if any cat brings up Otterslip. he'll snap at them to shut up and forget about the past, and usually stalk off. more lighthearted things that make him mad are when Ivybounce calls him "little brother" (he's only a few minutes younger, thank you very much) or when people laugh about how much bigger Brambletuft is than him (he is NOT that small. fuck you).

i will be doing more of these. peace & love forever

[shadowqnights]

Do you have any like thoughts on or headcannons for MCD Travis?

its funny cause i haven't really gotten around to him in any rewrite stuff yet except for like. AUs where he's a part of the guardboys(tm). so this may be brief but here's my rewrite thoughts so Far on travis.

i feel like most people like sticking with the canon of travis being socially awkward because of his isolation. like yeah. i'm a big fan. social cues are lost on him and his more confident/flirting behaviours are from copying books (even the most extreme or fantastical ones). unspoken social rules are the devil to him. this boy was born to yap his head off.

[clashes most with katelyn and garroth at first because of this BUT finds common ground with them later thanks to his studies.]

speaking of his studies hoo boy hello my freak scientist. let him learn! loves getting his hands dirty and doing experiments. no qualms about going to hold bugs and rolling around in the dirt to try and Figure Shit Out. he's a cartographer, in his spare time he's trying to fully map out gal'ruk. he loooves to read, just you wait until he gets his hands on actual up-to-date books and becomes kenmur and emmalyn's bestie. that's kind of where his common ground with katelyn and garroth comes from because they're all fascinated with history to a degree and Can like . sustain a convo with Just pure infodumping. but garroth's a bit of an academic snob sometimes vs travis is a bit of a freak scientist so.. clash...

in a similar vein god travis journals like a teenage girl trying to get her life back together. he notes down everything. he's interested in biology and geology in particular. he will draw and write about everything he sees, and later begins noting down a Lot of human behaviour to understand it better. even to an invasive degree, since he's incredibly perceptive. what he lacks in social cue knowledge he makes up for in pure Vibe Checks and straightforwardness. he will just say exactly what he's feeling.

emotionally he gets along best with laurance and aph, then later katelyn. also kenmur. he and garroth still have some shit to work through. he and laur start off trying to kill each other a little bit and then become besties. i still have to work on his demon mode but it will happen . hoenstly even though he would tire aaron out, they would probably have a mad good chat about divine grudges and demons. younger dante and travis would probably relate a lot to each other.

he's a little bit odd in the way of like . you know the trope where a character is like. isolated alone in the wilderness and is just. having conversations with animals. that's travis. he's just chatting casually with the island critters a lot , if only to have Some company. but he does genuinely also have a really good bond with the wildlife on gal'ruk. i imagine him with a snake companion.

carries knives and a polearm of some sort as his weapons. despite being like a good fighter and like a core of his life on gal'ruk is literally 'guarding' by technicality, he's not really that big on fighting. he's capable , but similar to aaron he would NEVER think of himself as a guard figure. they're more like . freelancing out of necessity.

i think those are like the Main things ive thought about but again like barely scratching the surface cause i haven't really got to him in rewrite yet. but i will one day. sorry i have a funny way of typing casually in a janky way that my brain would say it irl happy to explain anything further if it doesn't make sense. tee hee

[reborrowing]

that alien thing I was thinking about. I don't usually do epistolary writing, but this gets the point across without spilling all the alien details so I can come back tell the rest from a more normal human POV if I want to come back to it.

~550 words

cw: dehumanization, alien abduction, corporate fuckery

Trash > Observational Lab NS02 Notes!

Timestamped 683800:1101

Looks like the lab will be seeing some use sooner than we thought. Pamza had their crew charting an unoccupied system near the Eysina jump and found an active biosphere in the middle of it. A probe didn’t detect any sort of faelar or other artificial networks or anything that would suggest any kind of civilization, so they’re sending the field team to touch down and see about getting us some wildlife samples.

In the meantime, I get to recalibrate allllll our containment tanks because somehow no one anticipated the exact conditions required to house some random xeno-bugs.

Timestamped 683810:1352

So the new alien things are fuzzy and actually kind of cute! I figured the field guys would just find a couple of 'pod things, those awkward things that evolve early in a planet’s life cycle.

But I overheard someone saying the sponsor’s pleased, some of these things might even be marketable? Not my concern I guess, but the labs are full and I am busy!

Timestamped 683809:1112

Some of these species should not have been housed together. Zoc is pissed at the field guys. Me too, after spending all afternoon cleaning out that tank. These things are um, tightly packed under all that fur.

I watched Zoc do an exploratory xenonecropsy which was…not something I was expecting to get out of this apprenticeship. I don’t know how I feel about it. It’s good experience, probably? But I think I prefer to work with living things.

Timestamped 683811:1089

Some of these things are smart for their size! I guess they’re probably not small relatively and life on their planet found some way to cope with the size limitations, but it’s still weird to see. They're pretty social too. I think some of them have started recognizing different lab members. 

There’s this one that I think even likes me. It’s kind of a stabby little thing, hand-sized, fluffy. It trots right up to my hand when open the tank and climbs up to my crest to sleep while I sit down to prep instruments for later. It’s adorable. If the Sponsor does send a team back to that planet, I’ll probably buy one of my own once they’re available

Timestamped 683822:4011 [recovered file]

Something happened in the lab today. I don’t think anyone else saw. I was cycling some water for the twoleggers, one of them almost got out and—I don’t know. I don’t think basic animal intelligence would have thought to do that. But we don’t have any kind of ambassadors on board, never mind the specialists needed for first contact and translating and…oh.

I probably just misinterpreted what I saw. Maybe I just need to review my xenocognition theory. I’m wrong. I'm sure of it. I’m just an apprentice. I don't know things.

Timestamped 683822:4043 [recovered file]

I can’t remember if they monitor search queries. I bet they can do that. It’s their ship. Their tech. I tried to figure out what I'm supposed to do if I think we accidentally found alien life that's...Can they see these files? fuck.

Timestamped 683827:4121 [recovered file]

It knows. The little twolegger knows I know, it knows and I don’t know how to tell it that I can’t do anything for it without sentencing it to death. It's going to hurt itself. Or someone else is going to notice if it keeps trying to prove itself and then they'll sentence it to death.

I have to make it stop.

[cometcrystal]

i find it INCREDIBLY fascinating that the gollum game gives you a female companion at one point to be his counterpart. and she is a Woman, but by our human standards, she's kind of a disgusting freak too. she looks like a bug and has a weird voice. we don't perceive her as strange because of her blindness (at least, not consciously or on purpose), but she is made blind regardless as a way to signify she is "different". there is absolutely no attempt to even pretend like these two characters have feelings for each other; mell is in love with that other "weird-ish but way closer to attractive than gollum" elf. and i don't even think gollum is aware of romance as a basic concept. and yet they have a handful of scenes that are very weirdly framed as romantic. not textually, but like... i don't even know how to describe it sorry im a little stoned. in mell's first appearance, gollum sees her through his cell door while Wizard is interrogating him, and he is distracted from the interrogation enough to just be focused on looking at her. stuff like that. it makes me wonder if there are any legitimate incels on the writing team. imagining themselves as biologically inferior, unable to draw sexual interest from the girls that "friendzone" them. thinking they know why they're being rejected: they were born with a weak jaw, have bad posture, have an overbite, or any other insecurity. by curse of birth, they are at the bottom of the social food chain. they hate being gollum, so they lash out at women, and everyone else too. even if they thought the girl was "in their league", if she was strange and nerdy like him, but in a feminine way to complement his superior knowledge. but he doesn't realize that his repulsiveness has NO connection to his appearance. the reason he is rejected is because he holds women, society, etc. to such heavy blame in his heart. so much poison directed at their lot in life. obviously, it's probably just some weirdly-animated and/or written scenes. the entire game is weird, it's very possible some of the shots are just awkward. but it's interesting to unpack isn't it?

[ckwhc]

Oc rambling... from MANY different groups.. just... absolute BABBLING.. with NO organization.

The me

Meteor🔥🔥🔥

They dont really have lore, but i do know that they live in a cave and get lose in the mines 24/7. Their horns are really inconsistent, as sometimes i draw them with these little nubs, sometimes with ram horns, and sometimes with horns that look a suspicious amount like rocket from phightings..

Pallad and Rhenny

Both of them are literally just the doodle world legendaries Exiled and Jestwirl but slightly different

Pallad is usually flamboyant and overconfident, showing off their own skills whenever they have the chance. They are kind, just wayyy too much for most people to handle. When they actually are calm, they can be really fun to be around.

Rhenny is usually way too awkward to interact with others. They are very funny and silly, just.. terrible social skills, just.. absolute abysmal.. (doesn't stop them from trying, and trying is usually enough)

Kiko is a strange critter, they study humans like bugs and find the entire concept of empathy and kindness strange. They don't quite get why people form bonds with eachother, much less with pets or smaller beings.

Pooka is their opposite, they find love as one of the most beautiful subjects to come from living, and often fawn over living beings. Despite being strange in their own way, they are much more positive, and find the light in every situation.

Kiko studies Pooka often, considering that the two have similar powers it confuses Kiko even more that Pooka has such a connection with living things.

Pooka thinks of Kiko as their best friend, and does as much as they can to try and help them understand emotional situations.

Much to her own dismay and confusion, Kiko actually does care about Pooka and her wellbeing, though she still doesn't understand exactly why.

This is Chiimi, i dont have much written for them,.,,.., but i love them..socmuxh

The Vaporeon is named bubbles and was the first of the trio i made, they try to stay positive but have a very short temper, often leading them to making sarcastic offhand remarks that may make them come off as rude (or funny, depending on how seriously you take their remarks)

The flareon is named blaze, he's made 3005 unstable experiments in an attempt to make overpowered firearms and enhancers for pokemons magic. At some point the dude made a drug that could nearly double how strong his fires were, but he got addicted and is now even more hyperactive in his experimentation and is not all there (some experiments on pokemon being entirely illegal, but he pays well so 🤷‍♂️)

The leafeon is named Belle, she's the only one of these siblings with common sense or any self-preservation, and often ends up panicked or having to save the other twos sorry asses from the mass chaos they cause. Other than that, she can be very goofy and affectionate,.,., The plants on her can change over time, while oak is the default she likes having bellflowers...

I need to rename this dude since their name was unreasonably close to another ocs. All i know is they're an absolute nerd loser who doesn't do much with their knowledge. They sell the konpeito that grows on them and floats around them, but its unknows what they actually spend all that money on.

Anywho, ran out of images so ill need another post to add more..

[ruthlesslistener]

Do you have any vessel oc’s? If not, what are your vessel head cannons?

I have one (well, technically 2), but I don't really do much with them because fandom ocs are admittedly not really my thing unless I'm accidentally turning my player character into one (Aeris Sharphawk my beloved). My vessel ocs are a pair of twins called Hawthorne and Thistle, but Thistle was killed when they were both teenagers, their mask shattered beyond repair, so Hawthorne took their shade into themselves. They now wander the wastelands between kingdoms to bring gentle deaths and quiet burials to those who are lost, and are mates with a firefly called Flicker, who WAS a graverobber before Hawthorne caught them. I don't really do much with 'em other than think of them fondly sometimes.

As for vessel headcanons, here we go!

-Vessels who are capable of surviving outside of the egg (true-voided, or at least mostly-voided) have a body that is basically void doing its damned best to mimic the internal organs and function of living bugs. It's material that's working off of the genes left behind by PK and WL to construct a Creature, but since it's still just primordial goop trying to be a living being, everything is a little more elastic or flexible than a flesh-and-blood entity. Hence why Hollow could do their tentacle attack, and why Ghost could '''eat''' the crystal heart by just...idk, absorbing it through their chest

-Technically breathing and organ functions aren't 100% essential, but since they started off as biological beings that then were formed of void-goop, their bodies will panic after a long time without it. Just because they're made of void instead of proteins doesn't mean that they don't still need some semblance of a living vessel. Blame PK's genes holding a biological memory of being a wyrm pre-ascension for that one

-They don't need to eat unless they are lacking in void, though, so hunger isn't really a thing that bothers them. The only time they really feel it is if they are about to go through a molt and need a hell of a lot more void to grow bigger, or if they've been severely injured and need to regain a lot more of it. What they eat doesn't matter- they're capable of turning everything from bug chitin to steel into pure void

-Their masks are sort of the main thing holding them together because it's a strong reminder of what their form is supposed to be. Without it, their exoskeleton will dissolve and they will just sort of melt out as an amoeba-like being of void, which is what the shades are. Not being able to find their masks again/the masks being shattered beyond repair is what causes a 'death', where the shade is unable to return to their mortal shell and is instead damned to live in a transient state until someone dissipates their form. Entering another's mask cannot be done without explicit consent

-Because they were all formed from the remnants of a long-dead ancient god, they all share a sort of telepathic link, as if they were all still singular parts of one massive entity. Cutting themselves off from one another is possible, but it is distressing to the individual. This is also why they are far more social than the other gods; technically they all view themselves as one unit rather than individual parts

-Their communication is not based on an exchange of words, but rather on a lack of it. You can't really call void communication 'voidspeak' because of it. Even if they call or hum to each other, it is more of a vibration through the void sea or a deafening of silence that forms their communication, if they aren't just directly impressing their thoughts and feelings into the other's void so that they know what each other are thinking

-Speaking of that, they don't think in words, but in shapes and sensations. Technically speaking, translating those shapes and sensations into sentences is possible, but it would always be taciturn, awkward, and lose a lot of the inflection behind it, because you're trying to turn a three-dimensional parcel of information into a two-dimensional sentence with past or present tenses. It just doesn't work very well, and this is why very voided beings like Ghost or Hollow probably wouldn't speak very often even if they had the ability to do so. Same with sign; I headcanon Hollow to learn sign, but only speak in very simple sentences or single-word fragments, while Ghost knows sign but just doesn't use it at all. Better to impress their thoughts onto an other's mind than to bother with something that loses so much of their meaning

-Attempting to understand a void-impression on your thoughts is also quite difficult without practice. You have to actively listen and allow their thoughts to mingle with yours to get an idea of what they mean. Most of the time, it manifests more as you subconsciously understanding what they are telling you with a glance or body language than being actively aware that they are touching their mind against yours

-Void is tied to regret, the lack of all things, death, and entropy/lack of entropy. Void beings, then, are capable of sensing the shadow of regret within other people, the areas where their bodies are not, and what is set in active decay and what is held in stasis. In a way, they view people less as a form existing in empty space, and more the area where there is no empty space- if that makes sense

-This is also why void beings tend to be more passive gods. The Pale King, White Lady, and Radiance all needed active worship of their different elements to receive sustenance. In contrast, there will always be death, regret, fear, and silence given freely from the populace, whether they are aware of it or not. Active worship is nice, but it is not necessary, because there will always be someone who fears or is becoming one with the void

[monstersandmaw]

*slams hands on table*

I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE TAV

🍇!🍒!🍰!🍩!!!!

*screams*

THE TAV! THE BABEY!! THE WET PATHETIC LITTLE SADBOI DROW HIMSELF!

🍇: What sort of friend are they? Where are they in the group dynamic?

Kaerlyn ('kay-er-linn') is the quiet, weird one (/affectionate) who knows everything there is to know about [insert obscure bug/animal related specialism here] but can't work his way through a social interaction without tripping over his tongue or saying something weird/awkward. He's not had a whole lot of social interactions and now he's in at the deep end and boy is he floundering... Having said that, once he's figured out what you want from him, and once you've earned his trust, he's your ally for life.

🍒: Has Your OC had their first kiss yet? If so, with who?

No. He's lived a very sheltered life, and is also grey/ace, so he's not really had much inclination or opportunity. Halsin is around now, and flirty too, so maybe the awkward ranger drow lad will get his first kiss soon...?

🍰: What's something your OC counts as unforgivable?

Cruelty or harm to children. As someone who experienced an awful lot of cruelty and discrimination from others on the streets when he first escaped the Underdark with his father, he knows first hand what that's like, and he will not tolerate it at all in others. He's very kind to children, and will go a long way out of his way to make sure they're safe and protected.

🍩: What's a crime your OC is most likely to commit? What's a crime they're most likely to get arrested for?

Theft. Again, with his urchin background, he's most likely to be caught nicking something from someone who he thinks won't or shouldn't notice. He's very good at sleight of hand stuff, so the chances are slim that he'll get caught, but if it's for anything, it'd be taking something he thinks is fair game.

Thank you?????!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for asking!!

(Odd OC asks here)

[arcane-map]

Hello! I drew the baby girl. She really can bite. I hope you like the little princess who can bite. (although baby Hornet is not in RPIEAV au) I'm curious how her baby and toddler days were spent? Has she ever been a headache for caregivers?

SPIDERLING PRINCESS WHO BITES!

She's so adorable! I love her eyelashes and the blush you gave her <3

(why do I have a feeling she's swaddled so she can't commit crimes)

Although baby Hornet is already Big Sister Hornet in RPIEAV, she's very important to how I characterized the Pale King! The little vessels get away with so much in RPIEAV because baby Hornet was an absolute terror. Not even four vessels combined is as troublesome as one fierce little spider.

Baby Hornet spent most of her time on her mother's back in Deepnest due to her sensitive spider-wyrm eyes. She was only brought to the White Palace a few times for some health issues where she met the Pale King. (She did not like the cold white bug that everyone said was her father who poked her with needles. She bit him. a lot. at least she didn't have venom then.) She was very loved and absolutely spoiled silly by Herrah, Midwife, and the Weavers.

In this time period, the Pale King was more like his canon self, cold and utterly disinterested in children. He didn't know how to handle Hornet and wasn't particularly interested in learning. He was also in the middle of creating the vessels and rather conflicted about the idea of children.

By the time she was a toddler, Hornet started to show more of her Wyrm heritage and grew increasingly aware of how different she was compared to the denizens of Deepnest. She wasn't bullied since she was a princess, but was somewhat ostracized since she looked different (fewer eyes, glowed) and wasn't a natural at weaving (her Soul Silk is mainly an offensive weapon and not suited to creation. She eventually make do with her traps and inventions). Also, she was becoming dangerous (Soul magic+needle), so she had to be sent to the White Palace.

The Pale King was going to hand her off to the retainers, but Hornet absolutely hated the White Palace and did everything she could in an effort to be sent home (chaos time of testing limits, very important plotwise for later vessel shenanigans). This forced the Pale King into being a father since no one else could safely handle her. (I'm not really sure about this entire White Palace part yet. It's all a bit muddled together. It's also during this time she's beginning to have some issues with 'duty' and 'responsibility'. I meant for this part to relate to how she wants to protect the vessels but I haven't figured it out yet)

But there is a scene where Hornet broke into his workshop (where she was forbidden to enter) and tried to build a trap because her silk is useless and the Pale King found her crying. They bonded a bit (because the Pale King is absolutely useless at social interactions outside of his favorite hobby), and eventually he learned to take care of Hornet. Baby proofing an entire wing, figuring out her diet and sleep schedule, building her nursery. He's a bit clueless and needs to go from "huh lab assistant who's interested in my work" to "oh my child", and from "lab-safety" to "taking care of said child".

They're okay now, but Hornet really did most of the hard work as firstborn. RPIEAV Pale King is rather mellow compared to his canon self, all because of baby Hornet.

Hornet didn't have the best childhood up till now. She's desperately lonely, and her best friend is her very busy, awkward, father. It's why when the vessels show up, she's absolutely enamored with them. They look like her and they follow her around everywhere. They're just as weird as she is!

Her lack of socialization with peers when she's young does mean she's very fuzzy about the whole "empty vessel" vs. "child" thing though. It's why she treats the vessels more like animated dolls sometimes. Not out of malice, she's just not sure how to interact with kids her age and default to the way she plays with her dolls.

XD Thank you for the opportunity to ramble about baby Hornet~

[gay-mcr-slut]

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[thesquishypenguin]

#8 for loovveeee~ !!

SCREAMS ily!!! I was thinking about this one specifically earlier!! feel free to send in more mwuah mwuah KiloHertz (OC) x Maxime Le Mal (Cannon)

Love - 8 - Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

This was a lot of fun to think about!

Kilohertz

Giving - More of a preference for physical, she absolutely enjoys working with her hands ;P so its second nature to her to hug, hold, play with and tease her partner. Maxime's antennae in particular are a good focal point, she *loves* touching them and getting a reaction out of him. I think pre-relationship, she would be hesitant to touch him unless circumstance let her dare to, despite her itching to do so. So a lot of her affections would have been via little verbal offerings hidden under or amongst her general sass and wit. She's more socially awkward despite her gift of gab/implant making her seem more collected and put together than she is, so she'd rather do the 'talking' with her actions than words. That being said she's not at all afraid or shy to hand out compliments and terms of endearment like they might go extinct otherwise! Lots of pet names. SO many pet names and endearments. SO many!! Cuddle Bug and Love Bug are her go to for Maxime.

She definitely enjoys comforting him verbally over things though, reassuring him with sweet words. Just generally speaking she'd rather show him ;P She likes to make him comfortable and remind him that she's perfectly fine with - and does indeed love - his cockroach parts just as much as the rest of him. So she's eager to get that stupid ass puffy coat out of the way when they're in private. Having that as a barrier between them irritates her.

Receiving - Either or, I think! She's much more into hearing about how she's *affecting him* (nsfw time etc) rather than generally than just generally receiving compliments etc. Teehee! But she just does genuinely love listening to Maxime's voice..so if he wants to talk her ear off about how amazing she is and how much he loves her..then by all means. (But she generally prefers heartfelt moments of conversation vs general everyday stuff. Hearing how deeply she affects him and how much her/their relationship means to him, THAT she's into!) She certainly prefers it when he swoops in to kiss her on the cheek or something because it's a welcome distraction from her work - and she can return the favour twice as good!! She just sees it as a good excuse to start doting on him >:) And being physical tends to lead down a path of being *more physical*, and pleasuring him is something she very much enjoys. She doesn't care much about sex much for herself or her own sake, but she'll take everything that leads up to it for sure! She loves being physically close to him, even if he becomes a hindrance to her work..she just can't resist him. If he's gunna start showing her affection, you bet your ass she's pulling him into her lap and keeping him there.

tldr: kHz generally prefers physical affection overall, she loves proving that she genuinely loves every inch of him by showering him in kisses and more. But she's certainly one to hand out sweet nothings like candy - and loves heartfelt conversations/moments of vulnerability with each other.

Maxime

Giving - Maxime is definitely a talker, but can't help with the excessive PDA either! I think he's likely to go on and on and on and on either with compliments, talking her up, or showing her off to others. I genuinely think he could sit there for hours staring into her eyes and just talk to her about how much he loves her etc etc. He's VERY eager to flaunt what they have around other people, extremely boastful and would probably bore everyone else with his rambling about her tbh.

This of course while in public also comes with a LOT of hand holding, arm around her waist or shoulder and little PDAs just to rub it in to everyone else how great everything is for them. I feel like at home he's definitely one to pass by her and not be able to resit a kiss or a cuddle because he's so keen on receiving some back, however. I just think he'd rather have very deep conversations with her, holding her hand and gazing at her lovingly and making her laugh and blush. He's got nothing but praises and thanks for the fool of a woman who would love a roach.

Receiving - Physical!!! This bitch CANNOT get over that anyone in their right mind would love him, wholly, with the body he has. Having her hands all over him, showing love to all the parts of him that most everyone else would look at in disgust just makes his little heart SO full. (Maybe the point is that kHz has never once been 'right' in the mind lmao) His heart absolutely almost explodes each time she shows physical affection to him in public. She's not afraid to show her love for him and he LOVES that!!! And he knows its not just for show, because at home she ravages him just as much. He wants to be wrapped up in her love and affection 24/7 and will frequently interrupt her work to get it, pleased that she'll give in so freely and easily, that she too is eager to show her love to him as much as he craves it from her.

The build up of little moments into very intimate ones is one of his favourite things. How willing and eager she is to work with what he's got, and that she takes her pleasure in pleasuring *him*. :3c But also the soft, simple and domesticity of the moments in between also fill his heart to bursting. Just knowing that she genuinely loves him and will do anything and everything in her power to show it. But he also can't thank her enough for her terms of endearment and how well she comforts him with assurances when he really needs it most. She has a lot to say to him when it comes down to those special little vulnerable moments and he can't get over the amount of love and acceptance behind the sweet things she says to him.

tldr: Maxime could bore anyone to death by talking way too much about his partner!! He loves telling her over and over how important she is to him and how fulfilled and loved she makes him feel. But 1000% would die of it if she ever stopped touching him, he craves her touch way too much, if she didn't touch him he'd take it as a major sign something was wrong and start fretting for sure!!

(If you also wanna touch on perhaps his shallow(?) relationship w Valentina, I think this man is absolutely feral over the fact that kHz seems so wholly invested in him in every aspect. She's extremely attentive and excitable about everything involving him and he'll never get over being loved so deeply! It makes such a stark change and he'll never be over how loved and powerful he feels beside her.)