#They're so awful

[godsworstson]

the vomlet but it's just johnny and jeff being mean

[prettyboykatsuki]

M sure you saw this in your notes but this made me giggle - most beloved villain on my dash

KDSJLSKDF

i just think that gojo gets a terrible hard-on when he's just a little tall for you take off his shirt and i think getou has the same problem when you try to pull his boxers down and end up getting too shy . in this essay i will -

[gcldfanged]

Love-Style Pawsona Quiz Tagged By: @stupidiinspades [OH, YOU...]

The Endless softly gasps, placing a hand against their chest in complete breathless 'shock' that when paired with their most creative intermediary (one single-serving John Constantine), the couple made for the most pleasantly chaotic of... partnerships?

Oh, if only some creative malaise-struck, soggy-eyed human poet could adequately capture the depth and complexity of their dynamic in a single paltry word.

"Admittedly, I was quite skeptical of the outcome, but color me surprised- The internet truly does know so much! But how could this be, John? I am quite 'off the grid', if that's the appropriate term... Have you spent an inordinate amount of time sorting through fond little moments you've since committed to memory? Is there a form of social media that boasts a library of countless videos where you sigh and fling yourself bodily across your threadbare sofa, cursing various pantheons and entities at work, for steering you in my direction? I have some catching up to do, if that's the case-"

Of course, leaving would be no fun at all. True to themselves as ever, Deceit proceeds to get nice and comfortable- By being entirely sprawled across the mage's lap.

They adjust themselves vigorously, wiggling their hips to and fro, as they use their own crossed arms as a pillow beneath the elegant curve of their neck.

"Or you could just regale me with your emotional struggles right now, you may just get a juicy tidbit of sound advice straight from the source- A RARE privilege, indeed."

[altocat]

Sephiroth texting Genesis for hours trying to reach him and getting absolutely nothing but trauma

Meanwhile, Genesis giggling and pointing at the screen with his newly gathered circle of clones, typing on the chat so that it looks like he's about to respond but not actually posting or sending anything.

[jupitermelichios]

okay i know i'm probably jinxing myself by mentioning the batfamily here, but i'm going to ask anyway

Who would win: The Batfamily from DC vs The Inhuman Royal Family from Marvel

In the blue corner we have:

A dysfunctional family of martial artist geniuses who specialise in planning for every contingency! Give it up for.... the Bats!

Strengths: previous dealing with shit like General Zod and Darkseid. Good at figuring out their opponents. Robin's sword. Black Bat.

Weaknesses: squishy. care about human life. very rarely deal with true neutral enemies so may just be too confused to figure out a strategy.

And in the Red Corner:

A super dysfunctional family of inbred amoral superpowered weirdos who specialise in committing war crimes and then refusing to explain why! Iiiiiiiiit's... the House of Agon!

Strengths: Black Bolt can liquify a human by saying a single word. Medusa is absolutely always willing to stab a bitch and Crystal can control the elements. Karnak can find his opponent's greatest weakness by looking at them, and possesses basic common sense.

Weakness: At least two members of the family are going through a messy divorce (usually from one another) at any given time. Black Bolt really doesn't like liquifying people so will avoid using it unless absolutely necessary potentially giving the bats time to neutralise him. Crystal controls rather than creates so unless Jason is smoking she cannot set anyone on fire. Triton is a fishman with the power of being a fishman and cannot breath on land. Lockjaw is a dog with the intelligence and reasoning capacity of a dog.

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[egophiliac]

last chance to guess what the new round of birthday outfits will be!

[officialmvrhs]

What's with all the junior boys and their horrible patchy beards do they not know how to shave or something

[000marie198]

I don't care how excited it might make some people, I don't like this remake

[lazylittledragon]

nomad boyfriend comes back for a visit

obviously there are some extras for the patr0ns <3

[casekt]

Idk how the few hundred people who saw that rooftop talk where she asked if he was a sociopath because he said he was, he denied it and belittled her, then tried to come on to her, then she tried to tell him she thinks she's not a sexual being, and he told her that wasn't true and that he didn't believe her, told her she just needed a prince charming, then threatened to kill himself on the edge of the building while laughing, and aren't just as insane as me, like like like jesus christ, it's like everything in my life came together just to make me unwell about them

[gobspeaks]

i nearly died to the gloom spawn and I was like you know what. I'm gonna take a break.

[ghostbredtt]

?!?!?

[hood-ex]

Do you ever cry thinking about how Leo's driving motivation is to protect his brothers' peace? Like he literally just wants to see them safe and happy.

TMNT Macro-Series #3

"This is what I want. And I want to fight for it."

[wordsinhaled]

"What are you worried about, then?"

[s0up1ta]

i hate them so much