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what are your kids being for Halloween!? Are they excited? 😊 🎃
Little dickheads probably Erm not sure yet, probably superheroes, Halloween isn't as big in the UK as it is in the US, trick or treating is contrary to most British sensibilities, I find. There's been a massive corporate push to try to make Halloween A Big Thing™️ in the UK for the past decade, and people aren't biting!
But, I usually make shortbread or gingerbread men, and we make them into scary things.
Love,
-- Haitch xxx
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~ Henry William Lowe (Hal) Hurst, "Josephine Dale Lace"
Josephine Lace (known as José) (1869-1937) was a glamorous Johannesburg socialite, often seen around town in a carriage drawn by zebras. She was supposedly a mistress to King Edward VII as well as other several influential British noblemen. She briefly pursued an acting career, but eventually gave it up for matrimony -- or rather matrimonies. She was married twice to the same man, John Dale Lace, a South African gold and diamond magnate, who also adopted her illegitimate son Lancelot from a previous relationship. As if her life couldn't get more colourful, José also survived being shipwrecked at Galway Castle. She died in 1937.
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#i love ridiculously rich gilded age ladies#they're just like#might fuck around and buy some zebras for my carriage#why not#hal hurst#fashion history#historical fashion#art#fine art#art history#painting#paintings#portrait#portraiture#portrait painting#antique portrait#turn of the century#english art#english artist#south african history#commonwealth history#historical figure#victorian era#edwardian era
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opening lines of new chapters my beloathed
#they're just like#evil actually#unless i have a really good one#then its magical#but otherwise its evil
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Fear Engine my BELOVED
#dragonfable#why yes I WAS giggling like a maniac throughout that 'perfect fears' section#the confirmation that the hero feels like everything is their fault is SO GOOD#they're just like#''everything bad that's happening right now is happening because I needed help to fight the SMUDD when I should've done it alone!''#and I'm like THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY WITH YOUR TERRIBLE MENTAL HEALTH
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The juxtaposition between ibxtoycats videos tab and vod tab it's like "update video" "tutorial" "cool seed video" "tutorial" vs "hour of the most insane project you can think of" "hour of the most insane project you can think of" "hour of the most ins
#Ibxtoycat#It's not even that the projects are outlandish or anything#They're just like#But WHY would you want to do that tho
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told my friend who doesn't watch succession about the shiv pregnancy and their response was "the baby will be logan reincarnated. the cycle of abuse will be complete and also infinite."
#tbh they basically do watch succession#because whenever there's a new episode i give them a breakdown of everything that happened#like I'm in therapy#they're just like#and is canon tomgreg in the room with us now?#@symbiotic-slime what would i do without you#succession#shiv roy#logan roy
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I can never do one of those oc inspiration meme things because my inspirations for my main (? I guess? I used to draw him a lot.) oc who is a cannibalistic 89'' tall vampire from revolutionary France's inspirations are. Strange and near untraceable.
I will never explain how I got from Nicki Minaj, David Bowie, and Igorrr's collaboration EP "Maigre" to him in whatever state he is in now
#i hold too much anxiety to ever make a proper explanation for my ocs#they're just like#dudes i made#that i think about sometimes#yeah#complete thoughtlessness#ocs
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You know, scolding someone for being ignorant of media history and telling them to pipe down, when they judge something doesn't exactly inspire further learning.
#Why are people who tell you to watch older or foreign cinema always the most pretentious fucking people?#They can never just recommend something because it's a good movie or simply explain why someone is wrong in their judgement#They're just like#you ignorant people need to shut up before you judge masterpieces#It's just like damn#for all you know people in the comments did have good intentions#Is it immature to not watch something based on principle?#yes#but is it annoying to scold someone for being ignorant and stupid and then be like GO WATCH THIS NOW!#also yes
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I'm just gonna say what the sigma I reblog the randomized shit from fandom famous people as if I'm moots with those mfs
its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
#they're like synonyms and adjacent words and some of them only loosely fall into the category shown i just needed to stick them somewhere#fanfic writing#writing#creative writing#writers on tumblr#writing dialogue#writing reference#writing tips#synonyms#writing resources#for future reference
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Returning to Tumblr simply to point how the cast of Game Changer is like no other. This interview is wild.
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls
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#currently obsessed with these two#they're all over my fyp dude#UPDATE: GUYS I WATCHED IT IT WAS SO GOOD#old tags ->#should really sit down and watch gravity falls in its entirety-#i only ever made it like halfway through it years ago and consumed the rest through osmosis lmao#anyways just wanted to try my hand at drawing this old man#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#the book of bill#gravity falls fanart#billford#s0up1tart
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I miss the era of the internet where everyone had an evil alter ego/character that would show up on their channel, just to be silly, that eventually got a lot of lore from the fandom for no reason. It was a simpler time.
#it was NOT cringe it was FUN and SILLY#like off the top of my head#markiplier#darkiplier#wilford warfstache#jacksepticeye#antisepticeye#stampylongnose#hit the target#(not an alter ego but still fills the role. I was obsessed with spotting him in lovely world as a child)#uuuh I remember a bunch of the old mlp youtubers I watched as a child did this but I DON'T want to see what they're up to now lmao#does like. early sandersides count for this?#back when anxiety/virgil was a meanie?#xisuma#evil xisuma#evil x#i can't forget him for sure. I may not watch xisuma but i know of evil x#I know there were definitely more and i would love to see what people tag#but it was so fun!#they had fun with it!!#I'm just feeling nostalgic#welsknight#helsknight#ill add ones as people tag em lol
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