#They're just like

[pseudowho]

what are your kids being for Halloween!? Are they excited? 😊 🎃

Little dickheads probably Erm not sure yet, probably superheroes, Halloween isn't as big in the UK as it is in the US, trick or treating is contrary to most British sensibilities, I find. There's been a massive corporate push to try to make Halloween A Big Thing™️ in the UK for the past decade, and people aren't biting!

But, I usually make shortbread or gingerbread men, and we make them into scary things.

Love,

-- Haitch xxx

[edwardian-girl-next-door]

~ Henry William Lowe (Hal) Hurst, "Josephine Dale Lace"

Josephine Lace (known as José) (1869-1937) was a glamorous Johannesburg socialite, often seen around town in a carriage drawn by zebras. She was supposedly a mistress to King Edward VII as well as other several influential British noblemen. She briefly pursued an acting career, but eventually gave it up for matrimony -- or rather matrimonies. She was married twice to the same man, John Dale Lace, a South African gold and diamond magnate, who also adopted her illegitimate son Lancelot from a previous relationship. As if her life couldn't get more colourful, José also survived being shipwrecked at Galway Castle. She died in 1937.

art cr: wikimedia commons

info cr: wikipedia, theheritageportal

[ifmywishescametrue]

opening lines of new chapters my beloathed

[tmae3114]

Fear Engine my BELOVED

[levlies889]

The juxtaposition between ibxtoycats videos tab and vod tab it's like "update video" "tutorial" "cool seed video" "tutorial" vs "hour of the most insane project you can think of" "hour of the most insane project you can think of" "hour of the most ins

[fist-of-vengeance]

told my friend who doesn't watch succession about the shiv pregnancy and their response was "the baby will be logan reincarnated. the cycle of abuse will be complete and also infinite."

[azrael-5]

I can never do one of those oc inspiration meme things because my inspirations for my main (? I guess? I used to draw him a lot.) oc who is a cannibalistic 89'' tall vampire from revolutionary France's inspirations are. Strange and near untraceable.

I will never explain how I got from Nicki Minaj, David Bowie, and Igorrr's collaboration EP "Maigre" to him in whatever state he is in now

[eradicatetehnormal]

You know, scolding someone for being ignorant of media history and telling them to pipe down, when they judge something doesn't exactly inspire further learning.

[tomatoshapedstars]

[theskeletoninthegarden]

I have the worst love-hate relationship with my Pop dolls.

[sarahshachat]

Returning to Tumblr simply to point how the cast of Game Changer is like no other. This interview is wild.

[s0up1ta]

toxic yaoi or something idk i haven't watched gravity falls

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[lastoneout]

No shade to OP as a person but believe me, this is a sign that something is DEEPLY fucking broken. Like they announced ONE new IP out of like eight films. I genuinely think within the decade they're just gonna stop making original films all together. That's what they learned from Elemental and Wish, just don't make anything new if you can help it.

Like they've unironically turned into what people pretend Dreamworks is, a sequel mill. The real downside is that Dreamworks actually knows how to make a good sequel, Disney never really figured that one out, bar a couple of outliers, and I have no faith in them pulling any of these off. Absolutely soul-crushingly pathetic. Thank god other animation studios exist.

This is the saddest shit I've ever seen, truly.

[moonyistired]

kris deltarune in some outfits i thought they'd like