#They’re so shitty oml
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i’m giggling at the idea of the house of the hearth kids thinking of the other harbingers as aunties and uncles. mostly scaramouche (pre-archon quest ofc) being increasingly annoyed at being called uncle balladeer by a group of kids. (he’s lying when he says he dislikes them. bro has a soft spot for kids he can’t fool me.)
OHHH AND CHILDE. childe who is canonically a great brother, he would make such a fun uncle. he’d feel so overjoyed if any of them called him that to his face. he would also give them planets of treats and sugary snacks and then send them back to arlecchino LMAO
pantalone would be amused by it i think, he’d probably buy them lots of cool stuff to win favourite uncle. (also pantalone’s child and house of the hearth [name] would get along so well oml. they’re the cousins that are just besties.)
anyway i’ve also been thinking non-stop about parental!arlecchino ajhdjsksjdjalakjfl i already have started two more drafts 😭😭
AWW HAHA THIS IS SO REALLLLLLL i fucking love the dysfunctional harbinger family........
SCARAMOUCHE TRYING TO ACT LIKE HE'S ANNOYED IS THE REALEST I SWEARRE it's okay buddy we know you care for the kids ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ he can pretend like he hates it all he wants but one time childe and arlecchino caught him napping with a bunch of the kids, who were all thrown over him like across his torso and on his lap and now they won't let him live it down... and then he erased himself from history 😔 bro wanted to escape the teasing SOOOOOO bad
NOOO LMAODJDJSBSJ CHILDE'S SO FOUL FOR THATTTT SENDING THE SUGAR-RUSHED KIDS BACK TO ARLE but also real bc he SO would. he would also be so thrilled if any of the kids gave him literally any familial term of endearment. he would love that sooo much!!!
oh yes i think he would find it funny, if not a little endearing too!!!!! he's so uncle coded i do NOT care what anyone says LOOK AT HIM BRO ❌️❌️❌️❌️ that is a rich uncle who gives shitty relationship advice if i have ever seen one!!!!!! he has a petty little competition going with the other uncle-ified harbingers about who is the favorite and he is determined to win just so he can hold it over childe's (him specifically. SPECIFICALLY childe) head. like. he's the favorite and you're not, TARTAGLIA ❗️❗️ how does that make you FEEL ❗️❓️❗️❓️❗️❓️ AWWHWHWHW THEY SO WOULD BE STOPPP they are literally bestie cousins real and true
so valid parental arlecchino crosses my mind multiple times a week 🙏🙏
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VERY LONG RANT about that one person who made LITERAL N4Z1 OCS AND PUT THAT SHIT IN THE CLONE HIGH TAG:
K so if you didn’t know there’s this account that made ch ocs and made them n4z1s and also drew the ch h1tl3r. I thought it was common knowledge in this fandom and in general that MAKING YOUR OC A N4Z1 IS INSENSITIVE AND WRONGG BUT IG NOT???
Their defences were: “he was literally in the show” “have you even seen the show” and “they’re supposed to be bad people who said I support them”
Here’s my rebuttal to their defences 1: just because he was in the background of a scene doesn’t mean it’s ok to draw him the artists definitely regretted their decision of putting him there because he isn’t in season 2 at all.
2: you made clone high ocs who are literal n4z1s “oh well they’re supposed to be villians” you can have a villian oc without making them a literal n4z1. It’s so obviously insensitive oml. That’s like making your oc a terrorist and saying “who wants to draw my silly ocs :3” like hopefully nobody??? Also that’s a obvious invitation for real n4z1s to interact with your account and considering the fact you reblog and make jokes about the real h1tl3r that’s not surprising.
OH YEAH 3: you reblog different posts about the real h1tl3r soooo?? Actually wth is wrong with you
4: the show was made by a Jewish man. Idk why tf you’d bring up the point of “did you even watch the show” as if the show still has these types of jokes.
Here’s my conclusion sorta statement bc idek what I said: just the show made some shitty dark humour esk jokes about n4z1s in 2003 doesn’t mean it’s ok to draw that stuff and make ocs that are n4z1s. The show hasn’t made those types of jokes in a long time so they obviously regret it and realized that joking about that stuff wasn’t ok. There’s a reason why h1tl3r isn’t in season 2. Also I’m assuming that’s why the gesh school of mutants doesn’t show up but idk (their school symbol was a reference to a very popular one that has to do with this topic.. yeah)
ANYWAYS this is just another person using clone high as a way to justify their gross behaviour. And honestly I really don’t feel like wasting my time with someone who thinks drawing him is ok. And you shouldn’t waste your time either tbh
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oml hi! what are your headcanons for claire and owen when they were at school? here are some of mine:
claire would defnitely be on good tersm with everyone, i feel like she'd be popular in the way that she knew everyone
but she's classify everyone as aquaintences though and call it 'networking'
would be super annoyed by everyone in her class constantly talking abt marriage and kids like thats the only option for her (alas i wish she was in my class i'd have someone to survive those trenches with 😔)
straight A+ student ofc
owen wouldn't really care for school i think
he'd get like alright grades
he'd be like 55% class clown if that makes sense?
super good at PE tho like he'd be the Pe Kid (TM)
i think he had a pet dog or cat (or both?) but they died
i kinda hc that his parents were pretty shitty. idk why but i do. (shhh let me project)
constantly getting into fights with vic hoskins but everyone agrees vic is annoying as HELL so eh he gets a pass socially-speaking
also:
in dodgeball the teachers always put claire and owen on the same team bc the two of them against each other means the match lasts FOREVER and if it does end it's a tie followed by an argument of who won that lasts for two weeks. like claire vs owen in dodgeball would be legendary. and like +340% hype bc everyone's 10 and dodgeball matches are IT when ur ten (can u tell i miss primary school dodgeball 😔)
hello anonnie! brace yourself cause this is a level 5 yapnado
I don’t agree with EoC a lot (...most things) but it hits my high school headcanons very well. that is to say, she is weird and off-putting to the general public. particularly sheltered midwestern kids who absolutely will be raised on the housewife/breadwinner-husband cool-aid in the 90s. they’re all obsessed with settling down with kids in the same town they were raised in while she’s trying to escape to a big city and get a master's degree. they’re doing the 90s equivalent of calling her woke blue hair liberal with pronouns. not outright bullying her but like... side-eyeing her. she's not really being invited to parties. which is fine! (it is not fine. she is lonely).
she has sooooo many autistic traits that i do just consider it part of my personal canon and that will NOT help her. her hyperfixation is going to college and she stims by doing homework (exaggerating. but only partially). i love my queen dearly but she does not have cool autism that makes you do cool art installations. she has collecting alaskan postage stamps from the 1800s type autism. she is a loser that few will truly appreciate <33 like fine wine
claire being from no-where wisconsin in the 80s-90s is sooo vital to understanding why she is #likethat. small town midwest is basically the deep south politically except in the south people will straight up say "women belong in the kitchen" and in the north they'll go "oh. you want a degree? how quaint [condescending tone]". she's used to everything being a backhanded compliment and proving that she deserves what she has. it makes her super defensive and lean towards interpreting things as malicious even when they're not. which is why, on the island, people don't really like her. she's the mean boss lady who won't even do small talk with her peasants
she absolutely is a straight A student. that is PRESIDENT of the debate club to you. she's a teacher's pet who Will do the extra credit work every time and has perfectly chosen her extra curriculars based on what will look best on her college application.
i also think she'd start working about as soon as she legally could. not only is that the smart financial move (start saving as soon as possible) but it looks amazing on college applications too. she is absolutely maximizing what she is able to accomplish in a day
overall, it really isn't an experience she thinks of fondly. she spends most of her teenhood devoted to trying to escape the poor, rural lifestyle she was born into. it's another stepping stone in her 10 stage plan to conquer a small nation. and she wouldn't regret any of it until her life inevitably comes crashing down (indominus incident) because only then does she realize she's been chasing material wealth instead of internal happiness for her entire life
owen has none of the crazy ambition claire does bc he's normal. he would take it one day at a time with vague goals of where he wants to end up. as long as he does the bare minimum of passing the class then he's doing pretty good. best subject science, worst subject literature
owen is from the 80-90s deep south which also heavily influences how i view his characterization. as a funny guy who enjoys very traditionally masculine things like construction and sports, he's going to be very well liked. everyone likes someone who makes you laugh. but overall it's pretty surface level. nobody asks about his day. he's gonna be like "damn is this really all i am to them??". but it's not like he can say that cause then he's being weird and emotional (toxic masculinity culture). so whatever. he keeps balling. (represses vulnerability and compensates by going even harder into funny sport guy routine)
so really he's the guy everyone "knows" but they're gonna lose contact the moment he leaves town. which is whatever. he has his wholeeeee life ahead of him to make some #real friends (his only long term friends include barry, the raptors, and sometimes claire)
he has proven time and time again he has no problem speaking his mind so yeah he's punching every hoskins that comes along and getting a few days suspension over it. he would not gaf tho bc his internal sense of justice is stronger than any school related punishment
he's the kind of kid who mows the lawn for your mom for pocket change and volunteers at the animal shelter
not the worst but yeah he's not that interested in reliving that
not including much about their individual family dynamics because thats an entirely different yap session
also:
in a hypothetical au where they're in the same high school, i believe it would go like this: claire is brilliant and smart in every class they share meaning he's enamored with her big words, she thinks all sports guys are meathead jocks and actively avoids them, she tutors for extra cash after school and he's on the verge of failing lit, she takes him on as a client and he's like wowza the whole time, she's like can you focus on the themes of shakespeare already and stop looking into my eyes longingly every few minutes i'm starting to think you aren't even interested in the deeper meanings of the rivalry between the veronas and capulets (she isn't picking up on a single hint), and now he is actively pretending like he doesn't understand any of the assignments to "get her guidance" on them (she still doesn't get the hint and is wondering if he got a concussion at some point)
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The triple threat blondies. Chloè, Félix, and Adrièn. (Maybe Zoè too…) They all grew up together in rich French/English society. They’re all sort of asshat elitist (Adrien has an button for this occasion and as of yet is the only one capable of turning off the assholery). They’re baddass. They take high society by storm. Everybody wants them and/or to be them. Hottest bachelors/bachelorette for a could many years. They’re the it trio. Like the three of them (maybe four Oml I’m picturing Zoe here too but triple threat sounds better than quadruple quarantine or whatever) chilling in a limo, chattering and shit taking and making bets about how the nights going to go and arguing over the latest scandals and then them pulling up in front of the gala hall or whatever. They all take shots or maybe get slightly high (literally any and every rich kid cliche bad decision) before the chauffeur opens the door and immediately the cameras start flashing like Kardashian level exposure before anybody even sets foot out of the car. Felix escorts Zoe out first, then Adrien and Chloe an they all look like picture perfect couples but in reality, Adrien and Chloe are bickering like children, and Felix and Zoe are just admiring the architecture and making snide comments like Oml did you see that lady’s dress?? What is that?? they’re all divas. The event happens, they mingle and dance with people, avoid forking the shitty people and gossip. Eventually, one by one they slip away to the predetermined hiding spot away from the event (it’s probably a bathroom) and just debrief each other in everything and shit talk while passing around a joint. Everybody decides to ditch to marinette’s place, Zoe doesn’t really know her that well but she seems really cool, Chloe wants to slip off her heels and fall asleep on anything (she also slipped a a couple designers mari’s business card and hyped her up and wants to tell her abt that), Felix does not want to go because he’s a bitch and marinette broke his nose last time but also he’s starting to respect her so he only protests for his prides sake. Adrien of course was going to head there after the gala by himself as chat noir and just crash there for the night but now he’s got company and he doesn’t want to bring them (and share marinette) but he can’t get out of it now so instead he just scowls and threatens to sue them into bankruptcy if they bring paparazzi to Marinette’s door.
#yes I only added the little comma thing to Adrien name so they’d all Mach#I love rich people antics and balls and and arrogance and snobby elitist#triple threat blondies#I really need a way to include Zoe into that#mlb#mlb txt#adrien agreste#chloe bourgeois#felix graham de vanily#zoe bourgeois#tbmf
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Okay then, I’d like some Danganronpa lime HC’s for Hina, Akane, and Miu all taking a group shower together! (Like post-pool day or something like that :)
Sorry for super long wait! I haven't been posting for a while and just started posting again + this has been sitting in my drafts for quite a while😅 So please forgive me!! (This is really shitty oml sorryyyy)
group shower HC's for Hina, Akane, & Miu Warnings - mild NSFW, foul language 😔
Miu was flirting with them way before so she's definitely not stopping now
Miu is flirting with Hina, but She Doesn't realize it or just ignores it
Your looking hot Hina 😉
Your tits are huge!
Hina would get flustered and is trying her hardest to just outright ignore the words coming out Miu's mouth
But as soon as Hina says something Miu is ready to burst she's flustered as hell and will do her iconic flustered expression.
But we know Miu with an ego bigger than life itself so she's not going to be so vulnerable for too long
Well obviously! I'm the ultimate inventor Miu Iruma!! Hahahaaa!!!
Hina doesn't bother with the rest of Miu's Sexual comments and just continues to wash off after the long day of swimming and eating donuts
meanwhile Akane is just provoking Miu By the reaction she gives off when Miu flirts
Are you staring at my tits?
ehh, keep staring I don't care!
Miu would Normally be too shy to actually kiss or get intimate with someone but if she's provoked then she can get rather confident
Miu or Akane will start a make out session with them getting flustered Hina to join
Even with Miu being confident it going to fade away and she's going to get very submissive
a lot of horrible dirty talk from Miu 🤦♀️
and we all know Miu’s exaggerated moans as her and Hina kiss
they’re gonna help each other shower while kissing under the water that’s probably turning cold now
Again, sorry for the long wait!! I’m not really good with this if you could see😭 I’d be happy if you requested more though! have a good day/night!!❤
#miu iruma#akane owari#aoi asahina#danganronpa#sdr2#danganronpa v3#danganronpa 1#danganronpa 2#drv3#dr2 goodbye despair#dr1#danganronpa headcanons#danganronpa smut#miu danganronpa#akane danganronpa#miu iruma smut#akane owari smut#aoi asahina smut#akane x miu#akane x aoi#miu x aoi
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for the writers asks- 🍓🍬🏜️?
OH MY GOD THIS HAS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS FOR DAYS I AM SO SORRY I THOUGHT I POSTED THIS
anyways sorry again here you go. oml i can't believe i forgot about this
🍓 — how did you get into writing fanfiction?
i started writing fanfiction long before i knew what it even was lol. i think my first full fic was written in the third grade with one of my friends at the time. it was a super shitty harry potter fic where half the characters died so that our favorite ships would end up together. because we somehow knew what shipping was
i wrote a lot more after that, but i started posting in my final years of elementary school on quotev, and i distinctly remember someone saying i was the best writer on the site. at twelve. but anyways i moved to ao3 after that, wrote for avatar, infinity train, and pmmm, orphaned those, then moved onto dn. basically just anything i felt passionate about really
🍬 — post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character
i have no interest whatsoever for baek heesung. everyone who says he’s captivating and could step on them is lying. literally everyone in the show is a better character. please take your blorbo away and leave me in peace with my domestic drama
🏜️ — what's your favourite type of comment to receive on your work?
literally anything that specifically talks about the fic’s content. i appreciate anything, but if someone says something like “your writing is good 👍” and nothing else i’ll think they’re either a bot or didn’t even read it.
i used to have a mentality where i needed long comments and nothing else, but then i reflected and realized how dumb that is. even i don’t leave long comments unless i really feel like it. not everyone can use their energy on stuff like that
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sending again cuz it didn’t go through~
ooh well if u need help with ateez, or the ateez research lmk cuz they’re my ult lol
and oml i know what u mean!!! i love daydreaming stories up and watching the movies roll in my head! and i also feel ya, i had a series in another fandom but i lost motivation so it now resides in the trenches of my drive lol
aww and friends are the best 💗 hmm as for me i love writing poems to ease my thoughts, listening to my comfort songs like “light” by ateez or energy-boosting songs like paradoxxx invasion + happy fools, and i also like watching YouTube vids of my faves (and soon-to-be faves too lol!)
qotd: what are some of ur favourite things to read? for me, i really like fantasy and protective main leads 😊
oh and one more question~ is this time good to send asks? or is my usual time better? i did it roughly 12 hours apart (e.g if i usually send my ask at 1pm, i’m sending this one at 1am in my timezone)
have the best day/night!
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thanks for offering help 🫶🫶 i’d love to learn more about ateez :)
daydreaming about stories is the best, it’s like watching a free movie even tho sometimes my attention span is low so i do get ads (if u get my joke LMAOOO) there’s this one story i wrote and it’s almost been a year since i wrote it and i only have less than 200 words written down 😭😭
u write poems?? i’d love to read them if u don’t mind and yess music and watching is so comforting, i haven’t heard of light so i’ll go listen to that rn !!
my answer to ur question: tbh i don’t read any genre outside of romance & fantasy, it’s an obsession atp 🤒 whenever i go to the library, i always try to find the really good romance books but sometimes i’m always left with the horrible ones 💔💔 i tried reading horror and sci-fi cause i heard my crush likes writing them (ahah my crush is also a writer 🤧🤧) and i could not even finish the first chapter 😭😭 anyways moving onto characters, i’m kinda picky about the trope between the main character and their love interest. i HATE HATE bully x victim and that does not equal to e2ls bc the bully x victim trope is so shitty, like there’s only one sided abuse 😭. i like any kind of trope that isn’t toxic and weird.. anyways, there’s a lot of details i love to find in books. for example, whenever im reading a book with one of the main character’s having a cast, there’s a part where the love interest would draw the two of them on the cast and there would be a little heart between them, it warms my heart sm 😭 oh and when it comes to exes to lovers (and this is specifically the kind where they had to break up for a sad reason so there’s still some mutual pining), they reunite in the most weirdest way and afterwards one of them is like “oh how are you” when they totally mean ‘how are you since our break up’ (yes i took this from a fic i read) I STARTED BURSTING INTO TEARS 😭😭😭
okay my turn to ask u a question !! what kind of tropes do u like and hate?
and i don’t mind what time u send ur asks, i’ll answer to them anyways :>
have a wonderful day/night as well my three <33
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I agree. It’s just… the amount of people who are so out of touch with reading something critically is insane now idk. I blame that on the US education system, at least for those who are on my FYP bc they’re in the US.
Ik you’re European so I have no clue what you do or don’t know, but the system and what it teaches can be so vast—most quality of education having to do with the class your neighborhood public school is in. It’s funded through local housing taxes, which ofc furthers red lining and class structure as a whole. Keeping poor/black communities within said communities. The education from district to district and its minimum qualities changed, hell even school to school provides major differences in education and standards. Personally I go to a public art high school through my local “magnet system”, which technically provides higher education for those with lower incomes, but the schools within the magnet system often have high requirements you just can’t get in your neighborhood public high school. A bio teacher at my school apparently wasn’t even teaching bio last year and was just handing out A’s in exchange for gift cards/food.
And the amount of irony for people to not see the message of the chapters BEING about the queer experience and it’s “predatory nature” to make claims like that? It’s mind boggling. I also can’t see why Izu//ocha just has to be canon in these peoples minds.. I’ve really only seen a few select izu//ocha shippers who LIKE IZU//OCHA BC ITS IZU//OCHA AND NOT JUST BC ITS GOING TO BE CANON
So I wanna be mad at those people and their shitty opinions (though they are a minority from what I’ve seen, most queer people are celebrating) but I feel like I can’t or shouldn’t be mad/annoyed because… it’s all apart of a much larger system that is made to keep people from reaching farther levels of education.
So it’s like, when you analyze a boy and girl fist bumping it’s “analysis”. But when you analyze a girl offering herself to a girl for the rest of her life it’s “reaching”. IT DONT MAKE SENSE.
Anti intellectualism at its finest oml
Tiktok was a mistake and anyone on that platform tahts trying to make takes on togachako should delete their accounts
#I have no clue if what I said about my personal education system is something you already knew about or not but yk#I just feel like it’s part of the reason for a lot of the dismissive natures people have for analyzing any story
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ederson got sent off within 15 minutes and was barely rated worse than mendy...... get him out
#after this I’m done caring about the match cuz I’ll wanna kms more#it’s just.... going from a great season to this is shitty af#especially when all the issues are so clearly defensive (aka due to laporte being injured)#but it’s just gonna go down as city being bad even though they’re rich ahahshshsh#fuck off#ederson wouldn’t have had to come out today if otamendi defended probably#wouldn’t have conceded the second goal if mendy had a brain#everyone else in the game managed really well#and the defense fucked up again#why am I ranting oml#point is#this season has been fucked from the off and not many people care enough to cut them slack#but hey our terrible season still has us in third so#a win for now#k I’m done#mc lb#I guess
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Oml pls do a dico or raab headcanon PLEASE PLEASE
i hope you like these anon!! they were fun to write :)
dico and raab hcs
brandon dicamillo:
this dude
is so hilarious
he’ll always manage to make you laugh
if you go to him and say you’re having a shitty day
you’ll be told 1000 cheesy jokes
or expect some random character to be born, just to make you smile
speaking of characters
he’ll always include you somehow
one of his characters has a wife
or one of his characters has a crush and might be a lil creepy about it
regardless of the backstory, he’ll always include you, bc why wouldn’t he? he loves u
i feel like the guys would wind you up for dating him
“bro, why dico when i’m right here?” - bam probably
“because he isn’t a complete ass hat like you are?” - you probably
you’re very protective over him
he acts like he hates it
but he loves it really
it gives him butterflies
he doesn’t care much for pda
but when you guys are alone it’s a completely different story
always touching you in some way
but always trying to be a bit annoying about it
cos that’s just the way he is
he’ll pick at your clothes
or pretend to wipe something from your face
he also seems like the type to prod you when you aren’t giving him attention
“babe. babe. babe. babe.” “what?” “hi”
calls u babe
and baby
isn’t too creative with pet names
but when he’s playing a character
you can guarantee you’ll get a brand new identity just to help him make what he’s doing more believable
chris raab:
u guys definitely nap together
we know he sleeps like he’s dead
sometimes u can’t wake him up
but sometimes
he pretends to be asleep just so you keep talking to him trying to wake him up
just say something tempting and he’ll be wide awake
“chris. chris. baby. chriiiissssss. fine, i guess i’ll go in the shower on my own” “IM UP”
you encourage him to do some stupid shit because you know how happy it makes him
“chris go jump into that stack of toilet paper”
bam loves you for this btw
he definitely makes you get chris to do some stunts
i use the term stunt very lightly
because it’s usually just raab doing something he’d do normally
it’s just being filmed this time
100% calls you sweetheart
he likes when you call him babe
he also seems like the type to want to always cuddle / kiss u
he kisses u and you melt
(he’s a v good kisser)
always has an arm around you at least
“god guys get a room” - ryan
“no fuck off dunn” - raab
you love his laugh
his laugh makes you laugh
sometimes if the guys (bam) make fun of him for it he’ll get insecure
but just go and tell him you find it cute
and he’ll fall in love with you all over again
lovessss when you compliment him
he’s very shy about it though
“you look very pretty today babe” “aw shut up”
if you’re both at a party
he’ll 10000% hold your drink for you
if anyone even THINKS about doing something to it
they’re getting decked
he’ll definitely drink some of your drink though so don’t be surprised when it’s half empty when you come back
drunk kisses :(
both of you walking home together drunk
him dramatically announcing his love for you again in the middle of the street
he instantly gets told to shut up
he doesn’t though
bro is whipped
literally just call him pretty and he’ll be down on one knee
#brandon dicamillo#chris raab#brandon dicamillo x reader#brandon dicamillo headcanons#chris raab x reader#chris raab headcanons#jackass headcanons#jackass#cky#cky crew#cky headcanons#bam margera#chris pontius#ryan dunn#johnny knoxville#dave england#wee man#danger ehren#preston lacy#steveo
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i’m bored so here’s what your favorite kotlc character says about you let’s gooo (this took forever but it was worth it)
sophie: olivia rodrigo stan, people pleaser, your favorite book is probably the song of achilles, definitely a greek mythology kid, you’re harder on yourself than anyone else is, you need to stop putting so much pressure on yourself, kind of an idiot, you really like pasta
fitz: tell me you’re a burnt out gifted kid without telling me you’re a burnt out gifted kid, honestly really bad with your emotions and you never had a healthy outlet to express them, smart in the actually-has-common-sense kind of way, favorite color is probably some shade of red
keefe: simp oml you fall in love with fictional characters really easily and are very protective of them and your otps. you don’t feel like anyone would ever actually love you (romantically or platonically) and you do not get any sleep ever (not an insomniac just sleep deprived)
biana: gay af, probably listens to paramore and lovejoy, the epitome of anxiety (go to therapy), deals with some internalized homophobia, does not drink nearly enough water, perfectionist extrordinare, hates alden more than most people, has a lot of big ideas actually
dex: loyal, gets jealous at times and then feels super shitty about it afterward, vibes of a kpop stan who gets into twitter fights (even though you probably actually don’t), likely the youngest sibling or on the younger side of the family, wanted to be an astronaut as a kid
tam: really hates getting wet and therefore the beach, so BAD at talking about your emotions, alternates between having all the braincells or none of them, oldest sibling but not the stereotypical oldest sibling, has a thing for people with golden retriever energy
linh: either a libra, leo, or cancer, a theatre kid, says they listen to rap but really just means hamilton, actually super creative, you’re very aesthetic, favorite holiday is valentine’s day in a i-like-spoiling-my-friends-and-eating-discount-candy-the-day-after kind of way
marella: intp or infj, neurodivergent, has good eyesight, likely the first in your class to lose your baby teeth, makes your friends go “why are you like this” but they like you anyway, overthinks everything, thinks they’re a bad person but i promise that you’re not <3
#oops if i missed anyone but what can you do#also apologies if this is dreadfully inaccurate this is completely based off of my personal experiences#kotlc#keeper of the lost cities#sophie foster#fitz vacker#keefe sencen#dex dizznee#biana vacker#tam song#linh song#marella redek
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Hi!! I am unloved with "Traitor" I was wondering if you can make a part two in which Astoria sees Y/n and Draco relationship through the year, and one day Y/n and Astoria cross path, and you can take it from there.
time
draco malfoy x bi!fem!reader
past astoria greengrass x bi!fem!reader
no voldy au
angst > a little bit of fluff at the end
request: yes | no
summary: in which Astoria sees Y/n and Draco relationship through the year, and one day Y/n and Astoria cross path, and you can take it from there.
warnings: somewhat toxic!reader, heartbreakk oml, few curse words,
a/n: im so sorry this is late, i was drowning in my school work,,,, not that proud of this but its okay igg
read this first: traitor
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time flies by, they said.
opposites attract, they said.
everything will get better, they said.
lie, lie, lie, lies.
for astoria, time seems to be always frozen whenever she passes you. in every hallway she turns in, in every classroom she enters.
and her eyes always manages to find yours already looking at his silver ones.
she would say her eyes are magnets, always wandering off to you, and her heart would break-- bit by bit. but that's okay, she's used to it.
magnets attract the opposite, north to south, south to north. and i could say you were both magnets, once. it didn't matter what pole you were, you always attracted her. genuine question, does spending too much time with someone make you want to repel from them when too much time has been wasted just being in that person's comfort? because if yes, then we know the reason why you don't want to be in her presence anymore. but that doesn't answer astoria's side of the story.
september 1, 1996
all she could do was glare as you entered the compartment, hand tucked within someone else's.
her arms were crossed as her vision left yours and instead focused on the scenery outside the express. but she couldn't focus, she's itching just to take a glance at you, to see you and your perfect face, with your perfect hair, talking with that perfect voice.
her eyes turned just a bit to see you talking to draco malfoy, who has this smile on his face, he couldn't wipe even if he tried.
what happened this summer?
a few months back, you were so happy with her, your hands intertwined under the table, hidden from everyone else's sight, as you gushed about your family, your vacations.
and astoria's face couldn't have shined brighter than it did during that time, a total contrast to her now.
she tried writing to you, all she got in return was nothing. she always waved it off, saying you were probably busy with your family.
she was just hoping to see you on your first day back. and she did, but you didn't even spare her a glance. as if she doesn't even exist, as if you've never met her.
and all she could do was glare.
october 31, 1996
ah, spin the bottle. perfect game for halloween, no? not for you, or so she thought.
you once told her you didn't like these types of games, you said they're for 6th graders.
but she saw you, jumping and face glowing when you pulled draco to sit beside you as people started gathering around the bottle.
was everything else you told her a lie?
december 12, 1996
she entered the common room, wanting the fire's warmth. hours spent writhing in bed, trying to find that perfect position to travel off to sleep. and failing.
that's all she wanted. warmth. yet she received something else, something she wants to wipe off of her memory. you cuddled close to him, your legs intertwining with his as he wrapped an arm around you.
she gasped, and you turned your head to face her.
"greengrass" your boyfriend had said.
"malfoy," she paused before looking at you, tears starting to pool in her waterline remembering the sight she was bestowed upon "l/n"
you nodded your head, hands tightly grasping draco's shirt. "i'm sorry, i just- couldn't sleep, it's freezing, and i thought the common room would be empty, guess not." she laughed awkwardly, her arms behind her back.
"wait" you spoke and she caught your eyes. finally. "you can stay here, we can just go to his dorm. c'mon dray," you pulled yourself up, your dress hiking up your thigh, as you exited the room, draco in tow.
"thanks..." she sat on the couch frozen, tears leaking out of her eyes. oh the envy that she felt.
she didn't get to sleep that night.
february 13, 1996
"i love you" your voice sounded through the wooden door as you told draco,
she wanted to hear you say that, to her. not to him. and she broke all over again.
june 4, 1996
you were planning to surprise your boyfriend for his birthday tomorrow, when you ran into her.
"tori"
"glad to know you still know my name."
"i- what are you doing up?"
she was angry beyond relief, "couldn't sleep. i guess i don't need to ask what you're doing." she said as she turned her head to look at the streamers hanged around the common room.
"yeah, it's his birthday tomorrow. i wanted to surprise him."
"i know, i went to some of his birthday parties at the manor"
then it was silent. and it was deafening.
"can we stop, please?"
"what?"
"let's just stop pretending that everything's fine between us-"
"oh im not pretending, i know that everything's shitty, especially between us. i'm just tired, and all i wanted was to go to sleep but you're here." she turned to walk away, but you grabbed her wrist and she froze. you haven't touched her in forever. and she missed your touch.
"so what, are we not just going to talk about this?"
"what exactly is there to talk about? weren't you the one that left me, pretending that you don't even know me?"
"tori if you would let me explain"
"explain what? that you fell in love with the person who's been treating you like shit ever since first year? what is up with that l/n?" she used your last name. the last name that you once promised her, she would use.
astoria l/n.
you decided not to answer that, "tori, listen he's changed," she scoffed at that but you continued, "if you won't forgive me, then just let me get this off my chest."
"i liked you, you know that" astoria pulled her hands away from you, crossing her arms over her chest instead. and she could've sworn hurt flashed from your eyes. "but i guess a part of me inside have always known that we won't last. tell me you felt it too,"
"i actually haven't. i thought you were my soulmate y/n/n.." she paused wiping her tears frustratedly with her sleeve. "so," you turned your head to face her, grabbing a hold of her hands to let her continue, "you just decided not to talk to me? not even giving me an explanation?" she laughed hurt evident in it.
you let go of her hands, instead grabbing her body and pulling her close to you, so that you were chest to chest. "i hate myself for ever hurting you." you sighed into her head, kissing it with your eyes closed shut. you rubbed your hands on her cheek, astoria immediately melting into it.
"i'm so sorry. if i could take it back i would. i wouldn't think about ever leaving you, i would give us a chance and if we fall by nature, then we fall. i wouldn't be the one that would break us up." she wrapped her arms around your waist again, needing your comfort, and you returned it burying your head on her shoulder.
you decided not to tell her that even if you could go back, you don't want to.. you've already fallen in love with draco.
#draco angst#draco fanfiction#draco fucking malfoy#draco malfoy imagine#astoria greengrass x reader#draco malfoy angst#draco x reader#draco malfoy masterlist#astoria greengrass angst#astoria greengrass#draco x female reader#draco one shot
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ur a good pillow <3
warnings: TOO fluffy oml im too soft nowadays >,<
words: around 730
pairing: bakugou x reader ofc T-T i write for bakugou way too much</3
gender neutral reader i think
dedicated to @sukifics hshdhshhdhsh <3 i hope you like it love :,) SLEEP
you shoveled another handful of popcorn into your mouth, humming softly in content as your eyes were glued to the tv in front of you.
you and your boyfriend, bakugou, were huddled up together on one of the common room couches. even though he insisted he wanted personal space, he didn’t seem to mind how you were leaning on his side.
you both wanted to watch shitty romcoms since today at school had been especially stressful, and you’ve made it a tradition to do just this on those kind of days. it always cheered you two up.
every now and then kirishima or denki would watch them with you both, and right now was one of those moments. the two boys were sitting on another couch, every now and then turning to talk to bakugou about a scene in the movie. you didn’t join the conversation much, too focused on the movie.
not that it bothered you, you loved hearing their input.
about half an hour into the movie, your eyes grew heavy as you leaned further into bakugou’s side. he silently slipped the arm you were leaning on around your shoulder instead, pulling you closer into his side.
you didn’t see this part, but he was blushing hard as fuck.
the heat on his cheeks and his heart swelled even more when you rested your head on his lap, fully laying on him.
he rested his hands on your head, running one all the way down your neck to rub your back.
“is y/n okay?” you heard kirishima ask, his voice laced with worry.
“yeah, shut up, shitty hair, they’re fi-”
“i love you, ‘suki,” you turned yourself to look up at him and smiled, sleepily interrupting him. you weren’t sure why, but you felt the need to say that at the moment.
“i uh- i love you too, y/n. let yourself rest, okay?” he blushed and caressed your cheek for a moment before turning you so you were on your side again, continuing his backrubs.
you nodded slowly, a rather large smile spread on your face from how lovely you felt in that moment. your heart seemed to buzz from how happy you were.
you’ve cuddled with him countless times before, but you’ve never done something like this. you were definitely doing this again sometime though, you wanted the lightness you felt right now to overtake you as much as you possibly can.
“y/n, you turned him soft!” denki snorted, earning a giggle from kirishima.
“yeah, i haven’t seen him be like this like. ever!” kirishima agreed, the two boys roaring with laughter.
“fucking shut up, nerds, they’re trying to sleep,” bakugou grumbled, his hands going back to rubbing your back and caressing your face, and you slowly slipped into a restful sleep.
you didn’t necessarily mean to fall asleep, considering you were quite enjoying hearing the three go back and forth, but you couldn’t help it. the stress of today melted away, comfort and love filling its place. who wouldn’t want to fall asleep in their lover’s arms?
while you slept, they continued talking in low voices. if anyone talked too loud, they’d get a death glare from bakugou, and no one wanted one of those.
you slept through the rest of the movie, and woke up when someone in the crappy horror movie they were watching screamed.
“huh” you shot up, looking around the room for where the yelling came from, since at first it wasn’t exactly registering in your sleepy mind that it was from the movie.
“it’s okay, baby, i’m here, go to sleep,” your normally-fiery boyfriend cooed, his voice soothing you and making you fall asleep again.
he gently moved you back onto his lap, except now you were sitting on his lap, your legs around his waist and your arms tightly wrapped around his neck.
he rubbed your back again, quietly kissing your cheek as you nuzzled your head into the crook of his neck.
“you’re a good pillow,” you whispered, and you heard kirishima chuckle from the other couch. you fell back asleep soon after, the small kisses bakugou littered on your cheek being the last thing you felt before the numbness of sleep overtook you.
you felt so safe. and you knew you truly were.
#bakugou x reader#bakugou fluff#bakugou imagine#mha bakugou#bakugou katsuki#mha kirishima#mha denki#mha x reader#m.favs
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TsuChako Witch AU !!!
I’ve been looking forward to this all week omg time for older!TsuChako as ✨WITCHES✨
this was absolutely inspired by the official Halloween art:
HAPPY SPOOKY MONTH
💚Tsuyu💚
a green/nature witch !!
her magic depends on potions, herbal remedies, and a strong connection to the Earth🌱
lives in a lil cottage at the edge of a swamp
it’s got vines all over that bloom with the prettiest flowers
their colors change depending on the season but they never wilt
s o r c e r y
inside is so cozy oml😭
shelves of “for sale” potions line the walls, plush chairs sit in the corners, potted plants are scattered around
a big ole’ counter sits in front of the back wall and next to it is a staircase leading up to her apartment
there’s also a back room where she does all her ✨witchy stuff✨
it’s got the traditional cauldron, bundles of dry herbs hanging on the walls, plenty of windows for ventilation (safety’s important people !!)
overall just vvv welcoming and lovely
an EXPERT at potion brewing
only uses the best materials because shitty ingredients = shitty potions
thank the spirits she met Shiozaki Ibara
finally a supplier who cares as much about Mother Nature + quality as she does
AND carries rare ingredients 👀
whenever she stops by with a delivery they have tea and catch up~
has a frog familiar !
his name is Michi💚 (meaning “pathway”)
they met while Tsuyu was out berry picking for a customer’s allergy tonic
the poor thing was being chased by a hungry snake :(
he hopped into her bag to hide ksjdhfsj
she took one look at this tiny lil froglet and went “mine now”
he’s grown since and now fits perfectly in her hand <3
Michi is vv cute and vv sleepy
he loves to sit on Tsuyu’s shoulder and nap all day
will jump on annoying/rude customers to freak them out
she loves him so much :’)
💖Ochako💖
a cosmic witch !!
her magic is rooted in astrology, the alignments of celestial bodies, and understanding the laws/energies of the universe💫
travels the land helping people and selling readings
can give predictions for one’s future, love, money, etc.
they are...really accurate...
also gives excellent advice !!
she does that for free hdksksks
sells charms for good luck, protection, and success
makes them herself when the stars and planets and moons and everything are in the right position
has excellent carving skills btw
like her charms are so fucking pretty holy shit
sends most of the money she makes to her parents
thanks to her becoming famous they don’t struggle with finances anymore
they’re now happily retired and write to her often <3
her grimoire is filled to the BRIM with notes and pages she added
could she get another ?? sure, but that’d mean carrying extra stuff when the original can still hold more!
uh, probably
her familiar is a Japanese dwarf flying squirrel !!
her name is Hoshi💖 (meaning “star”)
Hoshi is super sweet and loves to help with everything🥺
she’s nocturnal which is PERFECT because Ochako needs to see the stars/moon to conduct rituals, summon spirits, cast spells, etc.
Hoshi sleeps in a lil bag with a tiny fluffy blanket during the day
she likes to get all curled up and adorable :’)
remember when I mentioned Ochako’s amazing carving skills?
it doesn’t translate to her handwriting jghsjsks
like it’s pretty absolutely but easy to read?? nOPE
it’s all loops and rushed lines and she starts with giant words that get smaller and smaller
just…just ask her to read it
✨TsuChako✨
they met because Ochako needed more mint leaves to chew on
(she gets nauseous during flights😭)
the innkeeper she talked to recommended the “weird house at the edge of the swamp”
which y’know, definitely suspicious, but she’s a witch she can handle it
walks around for a bit before finding it
she’s too used to seeing things from the sky heCC
instead of a rundown building she finds a beautiful cottage?? covered in flowers?? it has a welcome mat??
she opens the door to find the coziest shop she’s ever been in omg
there’s a candle burning somewhere that smells like apricots and roses
she hears a voice from somewhere in the back say “just a moment, ribbit” so she looks around a lil
everything’s clearly labeled and organized by use
she finds mint leaves in like two minutes which is great because she needs to get to the market and set up her booth
she walks over to the counter to wait and sees the cutest frog on Earth sleeping on a little pillow
“oh my spirits, you’re adorable”
“he says thank you”
Ochako looks up and finds the most beautiful witch she’s ever seen smiling at her
“I-uh-I mean you’re-um…hi!!”
the witch blinks before giggling a little
oh spirits she’s even more adorable than the frog
“hi, did you find what you need?”
“yes!! it was really easy, I just love your shop it’s so cozy and pretty, I could stay here forever!!”
daMMIT
wait she’s blushing???
“oh, thank you. I’m Asui Tsuyu, but please, call me Tsuyu”
“I’m Uraraka Ochako! feel free to call me by my first name!!”
they make small talk as the mint leaves are bought, conversation surprisingly easy
Ochako mentions that she’s setting up a booth at the market and Tsuyu promises to visit
the night goes wonderfully
the two head to downtown after the reading and spend a couple of hours just enjoying each others’ presence
Ochako has to leave first thing in the morning but promises to come back as soon as she can
they start dating not long after :’3
author’s note: aaaaaaand done !! man this is long gsjsksks should I write a fic ?? I’m gonna write a fic >:3 I hope you enjoyed reading !!
💜UNCLENCH YOUR JAW💜
#bnha#bnha fanfiction#bnha headcanons#tsuchako#uraraka ochako#asui tsuyu#tsuchakoweek2021#witch AU#bnha halloween#my writing#this was so much fun holy crap#:D
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babe can u bless us w some new years smut w papi gray ?
oml i’m sorry it took me so long to finish this but of course, angel!! lmaoo let’s start the new year out with some hate sex with gray.
warnings: so i guess the words papi gray triggered something in me because i don’t really know what this is anymore. anyways hatefucking, a smidge of choking, some dirty talk and the return of my fave: cocky fuckboy grayson. anyways hope you like it bby <333
New Year’s had never been your favorite holiday. Too many blacked-out people in a bar, all with high hopes for the year that come quickly crashing down the next day along with their hangovers. Plus, it doesn’t help that you’ve been puked on two NYEs in a row.
It wasn’t like you had a personal vendetta against the holiday, just the older you got, the more you wanted to spend New Years' at home. So you ended up creating your own traditions: Indian food, shitty beer, and rewatching your favorite chick flicks.
This is why you were so surprised to find yourself outside of a huge party this year. Your two best friends had dragged you with them, explaining how they didn’t want to ring in New Year’s without you.
“I look like a disco ball.” You groan as the three of you walk in, Ali and Stella confidently leading the way.
“You look hot.” Ali assures, smiling in what you figure is supposed to be a comforting way. She had been the one to invite the two of you tonight, and a part of you feels bad for your miserable attitude, knowing that she just wanted to spend time with you.
“Warning: Dolan at 3 O’Clock.” Your other friend, Stella, whispers into her red solo cup, and you can feel your bad mood return. Turning your head slightly, you can see Grayson Dolan walking in with his entourage, already acting as if he owns the room.
You can hear Ali snapping at Stella, reminding her how they agreed not to point him out tonight, but all you can focus on is how arrogant Grayson looked.
The two of you had never gotten along, a wrong first date leaving each other permanently on the other’s shit list. Despite your disdain for another, the two of you ran in the same friend group, so you saw each other more often than you like. At this point, everyone knew to keep you two far away from each other unless they wanted a whole night of insults, fighting, and yelling.
“Remind me why you two hate each other again? It’s been like two years.” Stella asks nonchalantly, tilting her head as she holds up her drink.
“We just do. He was a dick on our date. Some people aren’t meant to get along.”
“Aw, you two just need to kiss and makeup.” Ali coos, fixing your hair.
“More like fuck and makeup. So what if you had a bad date. The two of you still have this weird sex thing that needs to be figured out.” Stella interjects.
“I do not-“ Your friends start laughing at your loud objection, watching as your face grows hot in embarrassment.
“I do not want to fuck him!” You hiss, hiding your face from nosy onlookers.
“Why not? I would; he’s fucking hot.” Stella whispers, gesturing over to him. All three of you look over at where he’s standing against the kitchen counter, laughing loudly with his group of friends.
You hated to admit it, but she was right: he really was super attractive. He’s simply dressed in jeans and a black t-shirt, denim jacket finishing everything off. It’s nothing special, but you hate the fact that he still somehow managed to look better than everyone else here.
He looks over, smirking when he sees your little group staring at him. All three of you turn away, doing a horrible job at trying to look inconspicuous. Your back is turned towards him as you fix your hair and smoothing out your dress. Ali’s eyes light up suddenly, and she’s whispering to Stella before turning back to you.
“Stella has to pee; we’ll be right back.” She rushes out while dragging Stella to the nearest bathroom. Before you can protest, Grayson’s taking their spot.
He’s chewing his gum obnoxiously, and you can’t help the way your eyes focus on how his jaw moves with every bite.
“Didn’t think I’d see you here tonight, Y/N.”
“Yeah, I was just leaving. Decided it’s not really for me anymore.” You get out, moving past him to walk to the door. You figured you can just call an Uber and text your two friends you were feeling sick. Before you can make it past, he grabs your arm to stop you.
“C’mon, it’s the last day of the year. Can’t you be nice to me just for tonight?” He asks, eyes shining with mischief.
“ Don’t you have some other girl to mess with?” You yank your wrist back, walking off as he follows you.
“Why? You jealous.” He asks, and you know that arrogant smirk is painted on his face.
“Over you? Hardly.” You keep moving until he says something that has you stopping in your tracks.
“Did you wear that dress for me tonight?” Your jaw clenches, annoyance washing over your body. However, you figure two can play this game, so you turn around, walking towards him with a flirtatious expression on your face. He’s looking down at you, appreciating the way your attitude has done a complete 180. You wrap your arms around his neck and bring his face towards yours, leaning in as if you’re going to kiss him.
“Fuck you.” You whisper, mouth millimeters away from his. You turn away, turning to look at him over your shoulder one last time. The irritated expression on his face and his clenched jaw should’ve warned you that you were playing with fire. Still, you simply keep walking forward, choosing to look for Ali and Stella.
Maybe you could stay a little longer to see how this plays out.
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Fuck Grayson Dolan.
At this point, you weren’t sure if you were angrier at him or if you actually wanted to fuck him.
All you know is he was pushing every last button.
It started with constant flirting - just with everyone else besides you. You knew Grayson was a tease, but you swore he had given every girl at this party his signature charming smile. The one that screamed, 'I'm Grayson Dolan, and you're the only one here for me.' You had pretended like you hadn’t seen red when he leaned down to whisper a joke in some girl's ear, winking at you when he notices the way your eyes had narrowed and your lips were puckered.
It only got worse when he decided he needed a refill on his drink, coming up to where you were standing in the hallway. He slyly placed his hands low on your waist, pressing up against you to squeeze by even though you both knew that there was more than enough space.
You were in the middle of debating on whether or not you should finally leave for good this time, figuring you shouldn’t have to subject yourself to this torture when you still have leftover takeout in your fridge.
“Hey, we need to talk to you. Can you meet us in the upstairs bedroom in like 5 minutes?” Ali appears out of nowhere, blonde curls messed up as if she’s been running her hands nervously through her hair. Stella just nods casually, and you look at the two of them suspiciously.
“What are you two planning?” You ask.
“Nothing! Upstairs. Five minutes!” Ali assures, kissing you on the cheek before walking off again. You can tell she’s drunk, smelling the lingering vodka shots on her breath. However, curiosity gets the better of you, and after five minutes, you’re slowly walking up the stairs.
“Ali? Stel?” You call out, getting nothing in response. You keep walking until you reach the end of the hallway, closed door in front of you. You open it, greeted with the sight of Grayson in front of you.
“What the fuck?” You both exclaim, the door closing behind you. You jangle the door handle, cursing under your breath when you realize it’s locked.
“We’re not letting you out until you guys kiss!” Ali calls out.
“You guys got 20 minutes until midnight.” Stella laughs, both still holding the door tightly to keep you from breaking through.
“Oh my God, we’re not fucking 12. This isn’t 7 minutes in heaven.”
“Less talking, more frenching!” Ali yells, giggling loudly as her heels slowly click away.
You roll your eyes, “You two are the fucking worst.” You kick the door before sliding down against it, tilting your head against the door.
“Your friends are weird.” are the first words out of Grayson’s mouth, and you roll your eyes.
“They mean well, they’re just really … stupid sometimes.”You get back up to your feet and start knocking on the door, hitting it with your palms, anything that could hopefully get a passerby’s attention.
“Can you stop banging on the door? It’s annoying.” Grayson mumbles out from where he’s sitting up on the bed after five minutes of your obnoxious knocking.
“I’m sorry, did you want to spend New Year’s locked in here with one another. I’m trying to get out.”
He leans back down on the bed, covering his eyes with his arms. “You realize it’s locked; we’re stuck in here. No one’s coming up here for a while.”
You hate to admit it, but you know he’s right. With only 20 minutes until midnight, everyone’s going to be downstairs, not wanting to miss the main event. You walk over to the dresser, sitting on top of it as you pull out your phone to find someone to text for an emergency rescue.
“We really should just sleep with one another.”
You nearly drop your phone in your lap from his sudden outburst. “I think that’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard.”
“Why not? I think you’re hot; I know you think I’m hot. Stop- don’t try to argue with me; I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I’m not paying attention. Let’s just get this over with; clear start to 2021.” He looks over at you, raising an eyebrow.
You roll your eyes, “I’m not sleeping with you Grayson.”
“What, scared you might actually like it?” He pushes himself up off the mattress and stalks over to where you’re seated on top of the dresser. You start to feel uncharacteristically timid, not knowing how to react under his dark gaze. You don’t say anything, just watching the way his eyes rake over your entire body slowly.
He takes a deep breath, “If I kiss you right now, will you let me?” You wait a second before throwing on caution to the wind, and nodding, deciding to give in to whatever tension is growing between you.
He leans down, softly kissing you before coming back to gauge your reaction.
“If you kiss anything like the way you fuck, this is gonna fucking suck.” You whisper, smiling at the way his face drops. He pulls you into him, forcing his lips onto yours roughly. It’s messy, teeth clashing into one another, noses bumping, and you love it. You didn’t want softness, you didn’t want intimacy, you wanted Grayson to let out everything he felt towards you.
He starts to roughly mark down your neck, leaving dark marks, and you whimper, desperately pulling his jacket off his shoulders. He leans back slightly, pulling his shirt over his head and your mouth falls slightly. You take in all the deep contours and ridges, not even missing the way he flexes briefly.
“Like what you see?” He rasps out, pants growing tighter at your open arousal.
“Just because we’re fucking doesn’t mean I’m another one of your fans. I still fucking hate you.” You pull your dress off and spread your legs slightly on the dresser. You mentally thank Ali for forcing you to skip wearing a bra because the way Grayson’s face zeros in on your bare tits has you whimpering softly. He moves even closer to you.
“Doesn’t seem like you hate me right now.” He whispers, eyes darkening at the dark spot growing on your underwear. His arms are on either side of your thighs as he’s standing in between your legs. You can feel the heat coming off from his body, close enough that you can pick up the subtle nerves in his energy under waves of excitement.
“Whatever.” You’re trying your hardest to remain unaffected, calm under his intense gaze. Still, between the lack of touch and the way he’s looking like he can’t figure out how he wants to ruin you first, you start to squirm.
He pulls roughly at your underwear; you watch as his biceps bulge until the fabric falls apart in his hands. Whatever facade of calmness you were trying to maintain flies out the window. You swallow deeply, eyes wide as he tosses the ruined underwear over his shoulder with a cocky smirk. The smug look on his face is enough for you to snap back to normal and return to your usual backtalk.
“Watch it, asshole. Those aren’t cheap.”
“Trust me, I’ll buy you two more to make up for it. Now shut up; you talk too much.” With that, he’s leaning down and sucking your clit hard.
You’re not quick to compliment Grayson, but you can admit he’s incredible at eating pussy. He genuinely sounds like he’s ready to die in between your legs, quietly groaning to himself with every suck and lick. Your breath hitches at the imagery, and he’s slowly licking up your slit, savoring the way you taste for him. He gives you a few more licks before he starts sucking at your clit again, and you can feel yourself growing closer.
“Fuck, Gray- I’m about to cu-“ Before you can finish, he’s pulling away and smiling up at you with shiny lips.
“Fuck you.” You practically spit out, and he just laughs shortly, amusement barely hidden in his face.
“Before I make you cum, I wanna hear you ask nicely.” He’s leaning into you again, lips hovering yours, mirroring the same position you had him in earlier. You push his shoulder, hoping to give you some distance, but he stays firmly planted in place.
“If you think I’m gonna beg for your sorry excuse of a dick -“
He cuts you off, fingers slipping inside you, and he starts curling his fingers, your back arching into his touch. With how close you were to your orgasm, you’re falling apart in a matter of seconds. You start whimpering out his name, and he stills all his movements, thumb hovering over your clit.
“Beg.” He demands, and neither of you misses the way you tightly clench around him from the change of tone in his voice.
You stare at him long until he lightly brushes your clit, reminding you of what you’re missing in your stubbornness. You sigh dramatically before swallowing your pride and saying:
“Grayson, fuck me.” He stares at you pointedly, and you sigh again.
“Please, Gray. Want you to fuck me, please.” You whisper. It’s not a lot, but he knows that’s probably the most he’s going to get out of you at this moment, so he just smiles proudly and starts moving his fingers again. The coil in your stomach starts to grow tighter, and your toes curl when you start cumming all of your fingers. You cry out, nails scratching down his stomach as he continues to move his hand to work you through your orgasm.
He leans back, sucking up everything on his fingers before unbuckling and taking his pants and underwear off. You were glad he had made you cum before because he was big, bigger than anyone you’ve ever been with before. He brushes his dick over your entrances a few times, tapping his dick lightly on your clit. You whimper slightly, and he winks, arrogant persona back in full force.
“You’re still a dick.” You whisper, no real sting to your words.
“Yeah, I know.” He strokes his dick lightly before sinking in, and both of you moan out from the initial feeling.
He starts snapping his hips relentlessly, not giving you time to adjust to his pace. Your eyes begin to roll back, only able to focus on the wood digging into your back, arm wrapped around your waist, and dick ramming roughly into you. You’re moaning out constantly, nothing able to come to mind to express how good he’s making you feel.
However, Grayson is starting to get frustrated, not satisfied with the way you’ve laid out in front of him. He picks you up, holding you close to him before dropping you carelessly on the bed. Before you can say anything, he’s twisting your body around, so you’re on all fours in front of him and is sliding back into you, taking you from behind. You’re arching underneath him, allowing him to reach you even deeper as you moan out. He’s practically fucking you into the mattress, and from your constant sounds and ass jiggling in front of him, he’s releasing a guttural groan.
He places an arm next to your head while wrapping a large hand around your throat, lightly cutting off your air. His body is entirely over yours, encasing your entire body in his large frame. It all starts to get to be too overwhelming, and your mind starts to go blank from the pleasure, pulling at the railings to get away from how hard he’s fucking into you while also leaning back into him to get more.
“Stop running; thought you wanted to see how good I can fuck you.” He moves his hand to slap your ass, and his dick jumps from the way you start squeezing around him. He rubbing your ass, ready to spank you again, when the both of you stop from loud screams coming below you. You both hear yells about countdowns and New Year’s and Grayson’s leaning down, rutting himself into you before whispering in your ear -
“How much you wanna bet I can get you to cum before midnight?”
10!
You didn’t think he could go any faster, but his movements pick up, hitting your g-spot with every movement of his hips.
9!
He brushes his fingers against your lip, watching as you slowly take them into your mouth and start sucking. You don’t miss the way he lightly swears when you lightly nip at the pads of his fingers. “Fucking brat.” He mutters before he’s wrapping his hand around your throat again.
8!
He moves his hand, going back up on his knees so he can hold you still as he keeps thrusting into you.
7!
With the way he’s gripping your hips and pulling you back into him, you already know you’re gonna be bruised with his fingerprints on your hip tomorrow.
6!
You start to fall forward, and all you can think about is how badly you want to cum.
5!
He starts rubbing at your clit, and you swear you can feel him deep in your stomach, knowing that he’s going to be responsible for your limp tomorrow.
4!
“If only I knew earlier that all I needed to do to get you to shut up was to fuck you properly” were the words coming out, and you hate yourself for moaning out louder at the way he says it.
3!
You can tell he’s starting to get close by the way he starts slowing down, choosing to grind his hips slowly into you.
2!
You haven’t stopped moaning, volume picking up until you’re practically sobbing into the pillow. You briefly think how grateful you are for the screaming in the living room when Grayson smacks your ass hard before groaning in your ear, “Fucking cum, Y/N.”
1!
The tight feeling in your stomach snaps, and a small spurt of wetness releases, you squirting into his dick and thighs. You practically collapse forward, suddenly exhausted, and it only takes a few more thrusts before Grayson’s pulling out to cum on your lower back.
Happy New Year’s, Y/N.” He whispers in a cocky tone, pride in how he practically has you reduced to nothing underneath him.
He covers you in a blanket before getting dressed and walking back out to the party, not even bothering to hide his self-satisfied smirk when his friends ask him why he missed the ball drop.
#cole write something under 1k challenge#sorry this took forever#grayson dolan#grayson dolan smut#grayson dolan drabble#grayson dolan blurb#grayson dolan x reader#grayson dolan x reader smut#dolan twins#dolan twins smut#dolan twins drabble#dolan twins blurb#dolan twins x reader#dolan twins x reader smut#blazedwritings
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BNHA characters and their genshin experiences
I've been way into genshin for the past couple months, if anyone wants to play with me message me (I'm lvl 45 rn) but be warned I have shitty internet and am a partial razor main
but this is mainly characters I can see actually putting time into genshin
Bakugou
Mains: Yanfei
his main has probably been most every pyro character at some point
he wants diluc so bad, whenever someone else complains that diluc ruined their pity he wants to ruin their existence
before yanfei his main was probably hu Tao
hed definitely play klee if he had her lmao but he doesnt and is patiently waiting for her rerun
he has a lot of 5 star characters and is f2p, he can always get banner characters within at least the first pity, but for standard 5 stars hes gotten keqing and qiqi way too many times and hes livid
especially as a previous hu tao main, he was begging for Jean, still has yet to come home
hes probably a very high level, not fully maxed out considering he hasnt been playing all that long, he was probably forced to start when the rest of the bakusquad started playing it and he just took off
has really shitty artifact luck though, like his characters arent bad or anything but they could be so, so much better
and ugh hes livid
explores everything, has 100% exploration everywhere, but hes not bored hes still got artifact farming to do and he enjoys terrorizing enemies
in co op he will set you and everything around you on fire. cope.
Todoroki
Mains: Xiao or Ganyu
probably only started playing because Izuku asked him to
kaeya has also been on his team since day 1 and he is never leaving doesnt matter his friendship has been level 10 for weeks now who cares
was f2p until xiao, who didnt want to come home at all, and he finally got him on his 180th pull
now he doesnt care and will buy primogems whenever hes bored
he has a lot of constellations on kaeya and hes so proud of that, probably c4, is considering buying way too many primogems just so that he can hopefully get his c6
now his artifact luck is godly, you'll go into a domain with him and be like ugh I got nothing and hes like I got a 4 piece set with all attack or crit rate/damage main stats like haha I hate you
but yeah his characters are very strong cause of this, but he doesnt put effort into building a lot of them, he only levels up and gives good artifacts to his team and a couple other characters he likes but everyone else just sits there for a while
hes not super obsessed with the game, but he does think its funny seeing bakugou get so upset whenever they do domains together
doesnt even bother doing daily tasks really unless hes trying to save primogems
Midoriya
Mains: Venti
hes so good at building characters, like he looks up builds online and watches those "do INSANE damage with these tips" videos - and he sets out to get them done and he does
bakugou is once again livid whenever they play together, because Izuku barely has to try and can do so much more damage than him
he does have to put in a lot of work for his artifacts though because he doesnt settle for the okay ones he needs the absolute best
he builds his favorite characters the most ofc, but he evenly distributes things to other characters he knows can be useful- those characters might not have insane stats but they're still good
will not kill timmies pigeons, hell hunt birds in the wild for fun though
definitely a food hoarder
also does a lot of exploring and probably has at least 90% for each area
Kaminari
Mains: Lisa
he is 1000% in love with Lisa, he took her quest very seriously
and so many people say shes horrible, he hates it, hes made her crazy strong out of spite
his team consists of only his wifus- meaning lisa, beidou, rosaria, and mona
for a long time beidou was his second but then rosaria came along and hes like ugh big tiddy goth gf, but lisa still remains queen
these are the only characters hes built though, save for a couple like probably razor and xiangling that he used before he fully got this team
is an ayaka saver
he doesnt care too much about most 5 stars but will sometimes get them just to say he has them, but they end up just sitting there rotting away because he never puts work into them
he does have hu tao though and would get ganyu if she ever had a rerun
Kirishima
Mains: Diluc Razor or Beidou
they're all on his team, the last person switches out but it's most likely zhongli or childe
hes all about dps, support who, he just wants to hit hard and do insane damage , so yes he made dps zhongli
except his builds arent that great, with some help his builds are decent, but on his own hell be like ugh that's some sexy 300 damage
probably didnt know what 90% of the stats even meant and just put random attack ones on people and went yeah that looks good
doesnt really care though and is just having fun so hell play how he wants (as he should) but he does have to ask for help when farming bosses
loves exploring but misses so much, hell get distracted easily and end up just messing around
honestly probably hasnt bothered to ascend his world since he got to level 35, if he did the quest hed probably go straight to 45 and even then hed still have extra exp because hes been there for so long oml
but eventually he would have to and hed be trying to do it like :,) this is fine and it takes him a lot of tries but he gets there eventually,,, only to immediately have another one waiting for him poor baby
Mina
Mains: Klee or Xiangling
thinks baizhu is hot (and is correct) so shes desperately waiting for him
was a I must play 24/7 player until after the last story quest, then she got kinda bored but still plays frequently so she can save primogems and likes playing co op
goes into random peoples worlds a lot
shes got some pretty strong characters and is proud of her account
definitely makes tiktoks of her playing with the bakusquad cause it's always v chaotic (it's probably only denki and kirishima most of the time, but sometimes either bakugou or sero will join in)
does all the genshin tiktok trends
shes a pretty high level since shes probably been playing for a while and has most everything done
she loves helping lower level people though she thinks it's so cute and loves the power she feels when she one shots things
Sero
Mains: Xingqui
hes a pretty casual player, kinda only plays when hes bored or the others make him play with them
but his stats arent too bad, they're fairly average but he gets by
has so many primogems because he doesnt bother to wish on anyone, probably wants kazuha though
he does get super invested into the story though, hes so curious about the world and where the story is gonna lead
probably watches a lot of genshin theory videos and now he over thinks everything in the game
he explores a lot, not so much to find every single thing but more so just because he likes looking at everything, hes very excited for all the new places
Shinsou
Mains: Childe
hes a very thorough player, he explores a lot and puts a lot of work into building his characters
most of them arent all that great but he has plans to fix them
his main team is very well built, not the best, but still good
he struggles when he has to switch someone out for a domain or something because his other characters are so painfully mediocre right now and he feels so bad
shinsou, playing a character that can do like max 200 physical damage and biggest damage is like 2 thousand, repeatedly saying I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you deserve so much better, I'm so sorry
even if it's not the worst damage by far, he feels bad about anything under his main team's stats because they're just so much higher
broke. has no primogems. spent them all on childe and his constellations. does he regret it? well he sure does appreciate his c6 so- hell manage
yes he spent real money on his stupid mass murderer who he loves very much
fights childe every day even though he already collected the treasure, he is but a humble simp
probably decently lucky with wishing like he can beat the 50/50 almost every time
Tamaki
Mains: Chongyun and Sucrose
he only started playing recently, probably kirishima got him into it, but he immediately fell in love
kirishima was like tell me when you're level 16 so we can play together !!! and 2 days later tamaki was level 16 and kiri was shook because how the hell did he do it so fast
hates domains, the dread he feels when he realizes the lower level isnt going to give him anything anymore, and he has to move up to the next, and the next,,
asks kirishima to help him only to realize he isnt much help, is too nice to say that so he let's kiri keep trying- one day kiri gets deku to play with the two of them and tamaki almost cries because finally he can get through the level 90 domain and actually get things ugh
cannot get xingqui to save his life he refuses to come home and poor tamaki is so sad he wants him a lot hes even got all his materials saved up
Monoma
Mains: Ningguang
honestly doesnt play all that much but takes pride in making his account seem v good, is a whale
but hes very good at the game, didnt know what the artifacts were for at first and gave people ones based on how they looked but once he figured it out hes fixed them
is a very standard player, logs in every day to do his commissions and use his resin then logs out, he doesnt put too much time into the game and doesnt worry if he misses a day or two
worships ningguang, also really likes xinyan, his other team members are probably venti and albedo
has every single banner 5 star that has come out since he started playing, probably doesnt have klee though and is v upset about it, and is thanking the heavens for all the reruns lately
also doesnt have keqing and wants her a lot cause he likes her
accepts every single co op request he gets, and despite what a lot may think hes actually a very nice person to play with, not toxic at all - unless you're someone he knows then he might be mean to you shshshsh
Shigaraki
Mains: Razor
haha isnt it so odd that they sound so similar haha (if you dont know they have the same japanese va and I'm guessing hed play it in Japanese)
obviously he can be kinda busy ya know being a criminal and all that but when hes not he puts a lot of time into genshin
sadly doesnt have very good luck when it comes to characters or artifacts, but hes doing his best even with 0 primogems and his 50% crit rate
doesnt explore all that much, most of the exploring hes done came from him trying to get all the oculus
his razor is so good though, except that's the only character hes put tons of effort into
except for now zhongli, hes not replacing razor but ugh does he love zhongli
but his other characters are pretty mediocre at best, he could build them if he wanted to, hes good enough at gaming to figure it out, he just doesnt have the time to spend to do it so he focuses on his main team
also (spoiler alert kinda) when we had to go to the wolf spirit to fight the abyss herald and razor was there, afterwards how razor was saying how he was too weak and stuff and was super sad, at that very moment shiggy decided the entire abyss order had to be destroyed - sorry aether (he chose lumine) but razor is more important than you
#theres probably more charavters that would play but i can add to this later#did i describe myself througout these#yes of course#anyways diluc supremacy if youre not apart of the 70% of the fandom that hates him then youre superior i dont make the rules#bnha headcanons#bakugou#shigaraki#todoroki#kaminari#kirishima#midoriya#deku#shinsou#monoma#amajiki
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