How sentimental… You know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of Moussaka caught in my throat! Huh?
Mod: I'm calling god. @eclipsen-smiles We need your divine intervention please.
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The day explorer Alec meet Mer Magnus on an expedition in the Arctic
Alec, stammering: um....are you cold- d- do you need my coat
Magnus: *giggling cause alec's too cute*
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Johnny and Marcus’s Text Messages PT.7 (I think?)
That awkward moment when you accidentally text your dad about wanting to commit a felony... and he’s all for it.
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RAAAAAA I LOVE MY DARLING PARTNER. THEY GOT ME THIS AS A EARLY BIRTHDAY GIFT
So i gotten their coke cola jacket (off screen), Karlach’s MTG cards (w/ additional art and the full version), Fearne Plushie, and lastly a ring box with the most cutest note inside
So sorry for shitty camera quality. My phone aint the best
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unoriginal joke
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you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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Native Miku🩷😆😆😆
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Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.
Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!
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i also woke up in the middle of the night today and i felt the impulse to grab my phone but not even joking i stopped myself by conjuring this image in my brain so i just went back to sleep
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The cat and the dad she said she "didn't want"
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Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you're missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.
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i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names
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