#They make a perfect ten together 🤪🤪🤪

[ushikage-luvr]

🐮: Excuse me, do you happen to be a Nine? Because I am the One you are looking for.

🍛: Yes. Those are our jersey numbers, Ushijima-san.

[chthonicgodling]

AND NOW, FINALLY WRAPPING UP, AN ELYSIUM DRAMA UPDATE‼️

Ft., FINALLY ALL TOGETHER!!!!: Tory! EeL! & Maci!!

[you are: one • two • three • four • five • six • seven • eight • nine  • ten • eleven • twelve • here • fourteen (the end!) ]

Hey so, you know like when you’re living in a palace run by a couple in a very loud open relationship, who have graciously given you room and board and camaraderie for almost two decades, even tho generally you usually find them SO annoying and clingy that for the most part you tend to avoid getting wrapped up in their whole thing… up until you discover they happen to be able to scratch a VERY particular itch that you uhh, really don’t openly share with ANYONE—

So you bite the bullet & (gleefully, consensually) surrender a great deal of pride & dignity solely for sexual gratification, only to discover it turns out their irritating clinginess is… unexpectedly tolerable when it’s all directed at you within this new dynamic, in fact the attention is nearly addicting, & throughout this on/off endeavor they are SO earnest in a way you’re really not used to, like— they say what they think & when they want you they tell you &, all in all they are very direct in the way that they love ALL-CONSUMINGLY, until by the time they earnestly ask you to have a baby with them, something that usually no one EVER wants, you suddenly realize that you’ve BEEN consumed by that overwhelming warmth of love, and— that’s actually not so bad, in fact all of this is nearly too good to be true, & actually, you kindave feel like you could get used to this, maybe.

Except historically - things that are perfect never remain. And pregnancy makes you go a little crazy. Which is surely going to make them shove you away faster. So to avoid any inevitable heartbreak, you shove them FIRST and disappear except... then lo and behold they FIND you, they’re not even MAD at you, they’re even LOOKING AT YOU THE SAME (that unbelievably earnestly loving way), and though you were certain you’d fucked something up again the way you usually fuck things up, the way you’ve fucked SO many things up, instead INSTEAD you find yourself falling asleep in their clingy annoying arms & realizing that you, of all people, trust them more than you’ve ever trusted anyone in your life—

...We’ve all been there, right?

UMMM 💞THANKS FOR FOLLOWING ALONG THIS SAGA OF INSANITY💞 (& why am i writing prose in the captions of my art posts. well. i guess!)

as mentioned Elysium Drama Updates will continue since Elysium Drama DOES continue, but this concludes THIS canon arc. I hope this has been as fun for you as it’s been for me AND CONTINUES TO BE…. I’m so normal about them!!! AHH I have nothing else to say except I’m MCFUCKIN EXHAUSTED AND DELIGHTED TO BE MOVING ON (but chewing on all of these pages in delight, mind you).

.....also bonus 9th slide bc 😒😇 fight me.

stay tuned for… whatever’s next 🤪 (in fact just… more of them LOL) I have two more related doodles but only tangentially. well! Soon! as always the momentous [hiatus'd] @fenixethekid is responsible for Tory & all orange bubbles - EeL/green and MACI and her CHAOTIC PINK are all me! [UNHINGES MY JAW] AAAHHHHHHHHHHH- anyway truly thank yall for following along if you have been <33 this does not end here, of course.,,, time for me to take a nap tho. EeL too. sob snif

[daisymae-12]

Bold All That Apply

Thank you for the tag @cha-melodius I had a fun time !! 🌞 includes ramblings because, as usual, I cannot shut the fuck up and I'm an over sharer, sorry in advance 💀

APPEARANCE: i’m under 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

Ramblings: I used to need glasses 24/7 but I hated them so this year I was over it and just went fuck it and got night contacts so now I need nothing during the day !!! Absolutely LIFE CHANGING. Also I've never dyed my hair but I get a lot of people assuming I have. A friends mum refuses to believe me and straight up accuses me of lying?!?! The other week my SIL asked me where I went to get my hair dyed and I'm like bruh this is my natural colour you've known me for 11 years 💀

HOBBIES AND TALENTS: i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks (if i can afford it) // i can do a handstand

Ramblings: I quit my architecture job 5 years ago to be a full time artist/illustrator ✌🏻 (haven't actually been working these last two years because reasons but I'm going to art/create/work again next year woooo 🤪) You know in hindsight maybe turning my hobby into my job isn't all that great 😂

RELATIONSHIP: i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for (more than) ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Ramblings: Can't believe I'm saying this but my husband and I only started talking in high school because a mutual friend needed the two of us to FAKE DATE to play a prank on another friend and then we started dating for real 💀 I cannot make this shit up. brb writing a fanfic based on my life 😂

AESTHETICS: i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season 🍂

Ramblings: Surprise surprise I have nothing to say!

MISCELLANEOUS: i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend// i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

Ramblings: These are really random?? I don't have three dogs but I would like a life-like groundhog statue to put in my garden. My extracurricular activities involve doing whatever my friend is into at the moment. Lately it's been tennis but I've made a lot of excuses so I've managed to escape that so far. (I do have my tennis racquet ready though! so maybe one day!) Now he's into lawn bowls which I'm actually intrigued by so I'm going to go do that next week 🤔

No pressure tags (also fyi you don't need to do the ramblings, i just added that 😂 but if you do I will 100% read it) @myheartalivewrites @heybuddy-drabbles @suseagull04 @cultofsappho @celeritas2997 @14carrotghoul @read-and-write- @gwiazdziarka @purgingmyemotions + anyone else who wants to do this really random tag game LOL

[21-roses-a-day]

tagged by @mollyhale <333

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do the same

Appearance i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

Hobbies & Talents i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year (been single my whole life) // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Nature i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Misc. i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend (i feel like i am XD) // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift (i have my driver license, learned this way but it doesn't mean i know HOW to drive also i'm afraid of driving) // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

Tagging: do it if you would like to 🤪

[asa-do-your-thing]

Thank you for the tag my dear @ripdragonbeans 🫶🏻✨

Appearance 💅🏻

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

Hobbies and Talents 🦚

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

Relationships ♥️

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

Aesthetic 🌪️

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

Miscellaneous 🤪

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

Inviting anyone that wants to fill it out too to do it as well! (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)⁠♥

Thank you for the tag @lauraneedstochill !!! ❤️

Rule: Bold what's true then tag 15 others to do it

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETIC

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

Tagging for FUNSIES!

@exitpursuedbyavulcan @khaleesihel @barbiedragon @aemondx @sapphire-writes @valeskafics @asa-do-your-thing @theold-ultraviolence

[jayden-killer]

DRUGS WON’T HELP YOU.

Paring: Norman Jayden × Fem! Reader

A/N: Hello again! The "4 Heavy Rain days" have started! In these 4 days the events of the game happen. Lately I've seen there aren't much Norman Jayden fics here, and then i thought... "Well, guess I'm gonna be changing it🤪". Special thanks to Carol for giving me the idea I was looking for!!  Also, If you're a Heavy Rain fan, you're in the right place! Enjoy <33

°~°

October 4. 2011.

10 pm.

6, 77 mm.

-Hey, Jayden, always on your own, huh?

The bluish-eyed man turned to me and I was impressed by the amount of calm and patience he had, qualities that were rare nowadays. Norman Jayden, FBI agent, was assigned to the Origami Killer case just like I was, and it had access to a kind of... rivalry I never developed. Up to that point. I did everything I could to tease him, trying to get him off the case and back to Washington, D.C., so I could finally say, "I solved the case!"

With arms crossed, I watched him with those ridiculous sunglasses groped the ground wet by rainwater. I mean, how can you find clues in this rain? And did he have problems finding clues wearing those stupid sunglasses?

-I’m on my own because I can work better on my own- he replied bluntly, without losing patience.

Puff. - Come on, drop the case to me... you won’t find anything if you keep going around the crime scene with those things on your eyes.

- You’re not going to assume my method of working, Detective?

There he was. I clenched my teeth and chewed the inside of my cheek to avoid making a scene. If Lieutenant Carter Blake had heard me, I would have not only had a recall, but a suspension for insubordination. What I would have given to be born with the same patience as Jayden.

-No, Agent Jayden.

—Perfect-he said, without getting upset, and taking a path near the train tracks-try to make yourself useful tonight. Since you haven’t helped much with previous cases in the last two years.

With that, he left me to smoke with rage and tread the sole of my shoe in the mud.

- You’re gonna pay for this, Norman Jayden.

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October 5, 2011.

12 pm.

10, 55 mm

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

The clues from the night before weren’t enough to start making connections. But it wasn’t the right time to give up: Ethan Mars' son had disappeared and biosynthetized to find him, and quickly. Rubbing my eyes, I thought the best thing to do was take a ten-minute break and have a coffee.

Yeah, I could use a coffee.

As I got up from my workstation, I shunned colleagues coming and going from the police station, heading for the break room.

No, I can’t believe it. Even here?!

- Wha... what are you doing here, nerd?- I exclaimed, in a state of shock and despair.

Norman Jayden turned to look at me: a mocking smile appeared on his face and crossed his fingers, bringing them a little below the chin.

- Good to see you, Detective. Destiny wants from now on, until the end of the case, we should work together to end the murders.

I didn’t realize my mouth was wide open in awe, but... me and Jayden working together on the Origami killer case? The worst nightmare in existence was happening right there, right now.

I passed beside Jayden and went straight to the captain’s office to make a complaint about my current situation, slamming the door so hard I didn’t notice the cops' looks outside his office. But what I got was a simple answer like, either you deal with it, or I suspend you from the case.

I couldn’t risk missing out on future credit, so I took it against my will. It was just a few weeks, if not days, right? Then everything would be over.

Jayden stood in front of the office all the time, certainly listening to the furious conversation between me and the captain. Coming out with smoke in my ears, I grabbed the officer by the tie, slammed him against the wall. It won me the curious looks of my colleagues, but that didn’t prevent me.

-The sooner we solve this case, the sooner this torture ends— I let go of his tie, giving him a pat on the head.

Leaving him where he was, I took my things out of my chair and he came out the front door, making it seem like I was letting go.

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December 15, 2011.

8.46 pm.

4, 67 mm.

I didn’t expect to spend my evening sitting at my kitchen table with Norman Jayden, eating sushi and drinking white wine. Yeah. Why?

Things do change.

Since we became partners, he and I started to put up with each other more, after all, it was for the good of the whole community, and for the resolution of the case. But from simple co-workers, we became friends. And yet, part of me really wanted it to be more than a friendship or collaboration between the FBI and the local police department. Norman had turned out to be a nice man in his being, reserved, but funny, and had opened up more and more to me since I had stopped insulting and teasing. Sometimes I would let them out, but it was always very friendly.

—My suspicions go to that cop, Larry or whoever he is... Tomorrow I will do more research to be sure- said Norman, bringing to the mouth a piece of sashimi.

He nodded, drinking a little from my glass. - The situation becomes more intriguing, I admit. Seems like the only one who’s a potential origami killer.

-We seem to be on the right track.

- Special Agent, that’s all because of you- I gave him a light blow on the shoulder and he giggled.

-Eh, all right, Detective.

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December 16, 2011.

3.48 am.

-Norman? What are you doing...

The man was sitting on the floor, a bottle of drug (triptocaine specifically) next to him, and the blood that flowed from the narcs. His hair was disheveled, and his shirt sleeves pulled up. He seemed a little disoriented, and he couldn’t get his legs up, so I grabbed him by the arms. Very carefully, I sat him on the sofa.

-Why weren’t you sleeping?

-Why were you on drugs?

Norman didn’t answer. I handed him a handkerchief to clean the blood that was dripping. One hand made its way through his light brown hair, but he wouldn’t look me in the eye and tell me what was wrong.

-What...

- I found out who the origami killer is.

A break.

-So?

He went to get up from his seat, but collapsed as his legs did not stand.

—Idiot, you’re half done. You don’t go anywhere- I scolded him. I noticed how much he was shaking, maybe it was the effects of drugs. He was agitated, soaked in sweat.

-What was that before?

-Doesn't matt...-

-Tell me what the fuck it was, Norman-

Moments of silence. Norman took a deep breath and spoke.

—When I use ARI, my brain is damaged by the strain it undergoes. And tryptocaine... even if it has beneficial effects, it helps me to overcome this "momentary shock"- he slightly pronounced.

His eyes are dull and he doesn’t have the courage to look me in the face. - It’s not gonna get me anywhere, but it’s my only way to escape the real world.

Words die in my mouth. I don’t know exactly what to say, it’s the first time Norman has confessed something so personal to me. I’m afraid to say something stupid and make things worse, but I can’t keep quiet and look the other way.

- Norman, I... I had no idea.

He shakes his head slightly. - How could you? It’s not your fault.

—Let me finish, please. I don’t want it to get any worse: you need to limit your use of ARI. And triptocaine. Especially ARI. I mean, you got it.

I paused, trying to find the right words to continue. My legs were shaking.

- Drugs won’t help you. But friends will. That’s why I’m here.

I finally got the attention of Norman, who with tired eyes made the effort to look me in the face. I gently laid a hand on his cheek and he seemed to get used to the contact of my warm hand on his cold cheek.

-We’re friends, aren’t we?- I asked, almost impossible to hear.

-Yes- he answered— friends. Only...-

His lips rested on mine. At first I was incredulous, then I realized: I intensified the kiss with passion. My hand was behind the back of his neck, to keep him closer to me, him looking for my other free hand: he intertwined his hand with mine with such a sweetness that it almost made me melt. I realized that all this time how much I was in love with a man who only needed someone to stand by him and show him how good it was to live. Our mouths snapped, trying to give air to our lungs.

- I am here, Norman- I whisper, our foreheads are against each other, -I am here, and I will not leave you.

- Don’t do it, Detective. I couldn't stand it.

- I don’t intend to, Agent.

[chthonicgodling]

THE NEXT ELYSIUM DRAMA UPDATE- AND, as promised in the previous update post - WE’VE ENTERED A NEW SETTING??!!

[you are: one • two • three • four • five • six • seven • here • nine • ten • eleven • twelve • thirteen • fourteen (the end!) ]

featuring! Libby - letting these two cantankerous morons go after her adopted mom without any supervision lmfao bye guys good luck. In these next pages she’s outtie now; Chal - cantankerous moron number one; Bel - cantankerous moron number two

Oh Bel! Yknow Bel! the all knowing mindreader! Usually very stoic and wise……..when standing next to Chal but please note that means the bar is on the fucking floor. Bel is also literally the God of Subconscious Thought aka rash and stupid decisions.

[HEY BY THE WAYYY Bel & his blurple bubble text here and to come belongs to hiatus'd @fenixethekid who is thusly responsible for some of my favorite fucking lines coming up in the next few posts 🥰🤪]

the recap: the TaKi Fuego Disappearance Event, Tory and Maci have established a gushy sort of relationship with Loki which was perfect until Loki, pregnant!!panicked and fled. The desperate search continues!

Obviously this is most delicate of situations. Seeing as Loki left Tory’s arms mid-meltdown in a flurry of emotion while heavily pregnant, very on edge, AND FAMOUSLY NOT THE MOST APPROACHABLE WHEN GOING THROUGH A MENTAL CRISIS HA HA - it’s imperative that the most sensitive of palace residents are sent after him to tenderly cradle him gently back without making the circumstances worse! It’s utterly crucial that—

[checks notes]

….or uh

……just send these two, who together have all the tact of a wrecking ball. maybe a wrecking ball graffitied with the word Fuck all over it. Great!

💀💀 And so Elysium’s Power Couple(LOOOOL IN THEIR DREAMS) Chal and Bel are on the case and out on an adventure!

…eeeyeah good fucking luck getting your fake boyfriend back Maci and Tory.

I am now SO PSYCHED TO GET TO SHARE SPECIFICALLY THIS AND THE STRING OF CHALBEL CHAOS COMING UP NEXT!! Is Loki even in the pocket voids in the first place?! Could this go anywhere other than terribly wrong and worse??? Is the phrase “overtly malicious” not the funniest fucking thing for some reason lmao???

We’ll just have to see! stay tuned!! Chal/Libby and their gray/red bubbles are mine, Bel in blurple is Fenixe's!