#They just don't give a shit i guess!!! Love our lesser evil that we have no choice but to vote for anyway

[tacobellebandit]

Man do I love democrats (heavy sarcasm)

Throughout Harris's campaign, calling Trump a fascist. Said fascist wins.

Biden and Harris both like "we are being civil and gracious in our loss"

Like ok!!! Lmao thanks for being civil about losing to the guy you admitted is a fascist??? I love being civil to people who want to commit a genocide. Love you democrats, party of the people <333

[cairavende]

Fiiiiiine, I guess I might have one or two other thoughts:

I didn't expect 4 chapters inside a prison cell/interrogation room, but of the things I didn't expect in this arc that's one of the lesser

Quinn Calle (sorry - Quinn Calle, Esquire) is a perfect cinnamon roll who is too good for this world. I would die for him.

And he is also a very good lawyer!

I love Dinah just full blown taking control of her situation, and that her parents support her!

Tagg is being a fucking giant asshole to her and she and her parents present a united "Fuck off!"

Like - "You want answers, Director? Fine. Twenty two point eight one three percent chance you die painfully, over long, slow minutes or hours. Maybe soon, maybe in twenty years, but it’ll bring you to tears, and you’ll wail in pain. That’s a freebie. Want more details?" GOD FUCKING DAMN! DINAH DON'T TAKE NO SHIT!

(Also like, by the end of the arc this prediction is a lot more meaningful)

And the scene when they realize Skitter (shush, she's still Skitter at that point) can hear them? Absolutely amazing. Just the entire building of bugs saying "Yes" all at once in response to Tagg saying "So, you can hear me." So fucking cool.

Danny gets a chance to redeem himself and he starts our quite rough, not really giving his daughter the support he should be. But after a bit he starts to stand up for her to Tagg, so I guess I can give him partial credit on this.

Sure you are just learning some of the things your daughter has done, but you shouldn't be trusting what the cops are saying so easily!

And as for Alexandria . . . well I could spend a lot of bullet points talking about how terrible she was being and how it doesn't matter how noble her end goals might be, her actions were evil, and so on.

Or I could just say GUESS WHAT ALEXANDRIA? CAN'T BREATH SPIDERS!

YOU WERE FUCKED THE MOMENT SKITTER THOUGHT YOU HAD KILLED RACHEL! DON'T FUCK WITH WOLFSPIDER!

There is very little more dangerous then the power of gay wrath.

Is it good that Skitter killed Alexandria? I dunno. Is it badass? Yes.

Also get fucked Tagg, you were one of the worst people I've met in this book and the world is probably a better place without you in it.

I personally wasn't worried about Brian or Rachel being dead, the fact that we specifically didn't "see" the body (cause it was in a body bag the entire time) made it pretty clear that it probably wasn't them.

"Stop trying things!" has got to be one of the best lines in the book.

I'm not sure which is more upsetting in the end, that my daughter is going to be a cop or that "Definitely Not Armsmaster" is probably going to end up being her fucking mentor!

God I hate that man so much and he's making it harder to justify my hate because he's becoming a better person and WOULD YOU KINDLY JUST KEEP BEING A DICK SO I CAN BE JUSTIFIED IN HATING YOU?? FUCK!

I do love the shit out of the fact that my Robot Daughter is basically filling the mother role for my Bug Daughter. They both needed someone.

I wouldn't be happy that Alexandria is getting her actions excused with "Simmy did it", except that just means they are talking up Simmy and I can't be mad about someone talking up the sexiest character in the book!

Anyway, I love my bug daughter very much. She can obviously use whatever name she wants, Weaver is fine. I just wish she wasn't working for the cops.

THE DOGS HOWLING DURING HER SPEECH! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

SAD GAY NOISES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Charlotte interlude thoughts:

Burly Henchman Number 1 (Forrest) is ready to switch to Burly Sidekick Number 1 in a heartbeat. That man trusts Taylor, no matter what name or costume she is wearing.

Danny shows up and is just . . . Danny. But Charlotte had my back! Every single time he said something that made me want to rip my hair out she was right there to call him out!

Danny coming in with "Kids are hard" and Charlotte correcting him with "People are hard to deal with" was perfection. Best possible response! It acknowledges that kids are just people and need to be treated as such, and it adds "to deal with" which changes the tone to be saying negative things about the situation, not the child.

Forrest learned who Danny was and within a few seconds was out-dadding the SHIT out of him.

"You are having trouble with your one child? That sucks, excuse me while I take care of this pile of children right here and do it in a positive way."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUPPY THERAPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Look at Rachel's growth! SHE IS SO SAD AND YET SHE IS STILL HELPING OTHER PEOPLE BY LETTING THEM PLAY WITH PUPPIES!!!!!!!

Well hopefully Charlotte is correct that the kid doesn't have super powers, cause I don't want to know what kind of super powers a 5 year old who triggered during a night terror would be.

I'm sure there isn't anything else to worry about!

Lung interlude thoughts:

I'm so happy I finally get to see Contessa fight! It pretty much looked exactly how I expected it to look and I love it!! She works for the bad guys, but I still love her.

Lung's whole ... thing sure gives new meaning to "chasing the dragon".

Sure would suck to be anything that isn't an Endbringer and having to fight 30 foot tall dragon Lung.

I learned more about the C.U.I. and yet still know nothing

Holy FUCK! Teacher is doing some fae ass shit. "I give people a boon that allows them to think better or create better, but at a cost of some of their soul" is basically what he said. That's a fae. That's just a fae trap.

And motherfucking Saint the piece of shit! I hate that man so much. HE FUCKED WITH ROBOT DAUGHTER! The fact that Teacher is working with him only makes everything worse.

ALSO WHAT WAS AMY SAYING??? AHHHHHH I WANNA KNOW!

Like sure I think I've got a decent prediction of a good chunk of things, including a lot of the stuff Amy knows, but not everything Amy knows! And everyone was just talking around it without actually saying it all chapter and AAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Worm Arc 22 thoughts:

. . . . . WELL OKAY THEN

[icharchivist]

whats your fave dai party banter? mine is with cole and dorian, when dorian is kinda like "be careful where youre going with these daggers i was casting fire spells at the enemies" and cole is just like "it can't hurt me, it's friendly fire" and then dorian (and me) kinda goes "that's- that's not really what you think it means" (i always disable friendly fire bc im a noob and i can't stand to involuntarily hurt my allies but cole, sweetheart, please don't get in harm's way)

Heyaa!!

Omg nonny :’D First, I’m completely with you on this one - this is such an adorable banter omg. It has everything, Dorian being concerned, Cole being adorable - this is beautiful. (and i feel you on the friendly fire stuff, just.. let’s limite damage ahah)

I don’t have a fave banter, mostly because i’m still discovering some banters i didn’t have before, and a  l o t of them are gold. 

Then, I generally love Cole’s banters. He’s always sweet and adorable and always with the most amazing replies, it makes me so happy. 

then man there’s so much banters i love. I love Varric/Dorian always betting about stuff, Varric/Vivienne was an extreme amount of fun.Bull has a lot of dialogue I really like (especially with Sera and Vivienne, I love how strategic he gets with them to different extreme, and well, always soft spot for his dialogues with Dorian) but I really, really love his dynamic with Cole (he calls him “my squirrelly kid” i’m gonna cry). There’s something in Cole/Cassandra dynamic that i find really sweet too bc it starts very badly but they end up pretty close? it’s adorable.

…. so ye I’d say Cole’s banters are always a win.

edit: i ended up making a list of some of my fav and I actually love too much banters to just narrow them down i love those dorks

As for my favorite favorite, this is so hard to pinpoint one banter, they are all so cool? I can’t narrow down one orz

huuuh maybe a few randoms i really like: (which ended up being a long list so under the cut ;O take care!)

Varric: Okay, try it again, you’ll get it.Cole: Knock, knock.Varric: Who’s there?Cole: Me.Varric: (Sighs.) Me who?Cole: Me, and I’m telling a knock knock joke.Varric: Uh… that was… closer. Keep trying.

Cole: I like your horns, The Iron Bull.Cole: But they’re dragon horns, not bull horns. You could have named yourself The Iron Dragon.Iron Bull: Oh, shit. That would have been better.

Cole: You got to pick your name, The Iron Bull.Iron Bull: Sure did. Thanks for sticking the “the” on there, too. Most people forget.Iron Bull: It kinda makes it sound like I’m not really a person. Like I’m this dangerous thing, you know?Cole: You made it a joke on yourself, making a mockery, so you would never be that.Iron Bull: It kills the joke if you explain it, kid.

Dorian: Ah, Solas. You startled me. You’re always so… nondescript.Solas: Please speak up! I cannot hear you over your outfit!

Blackwall: Sera and I were just talking about you. We need you to settle a question for us.Solas: (Sighs.) Sera’s involved? So this question will be offensive.Blackwall: Yes, probably. Sorry.Blackwall: You make friends with spirits in the Fade. So… um, are there any that are more than just friends?Blackwall: If you know what I mean.Solas: Oh, for… really?!Blackwall: Look, it’s a natural thing to be curious about!Solas: For a twelve-year-old!Blackwall: It’s a simple yes or no question!Solas: Nothing about the Fade or spirits is simple, especially not that.Blackwall: Aha! So you do have experience in these matters!Solas: I did not say that.Blackwall: Don’t panic. It’ll be our little secret.Solas: Ass.Blackwall: Now who’s twelve?

Blackwall: Do you have any advice for fighting demons, Solas?Solas: Survive the first thirty heartbeats, and you’ll have already won.Blackwall: So I should try not to die? Helpful.Solas: I mean that demons are rarely intelligent enough to change their tactics. If you focus on defending yourself, you will see the full range of their abilities within the first thirty heartbeats. By then, you should be able to find a weakness and exploit it.Blackwall: Ahh, that is helpful! I will try to remember that.Solas: Also, try not to die.

Vivienne: Varric, darling, what manner of villain am I in your novel?Varric: You’re the scheming duchess, coldly maneuvering her political rivals into a trap.Vivienne: Yes, but what am I wearing? You are not going to describe me in anything less than the latest fashions, are you?Varric: I’m… going to spend the next few weeks researching Orlesian gowns, aren’t I?Vivienne: Yes, my dear. And my mask should be inlaid with opals.

Varric: I can’t wait for Chuckles to say something about the VeilSolas: I don’t always mention the Veil.Cassandra: You do. Always.Dorian: You do. You really do.Iron Bull: Yeah, you do.Vivienne: Of course you do, darling.Inquisitor/Blackwall: Yes, you do.Cole: You do think about it a lot.Varric: See? Told you.

Dorian: Come on, just answer the question, Varric.Varric: My mother didn’t raise any morons, Sparkler. I won’t touch that one.Dorian: You must have an opinion. And you’re a dwarf! Completely unbiased!Varric: There’s no way I’m answering “which inquisition mage is the best-dressed.” Not for all the gold in Orzammar.Vivienne: Also, the answer is obvious.

Varric: So, Sparkler, what do you think of the Inquisition so far?Dorian: It’s interesting, I’ll give you that. An archdemon attacking me is a first.Varric: Five royals says you see something weirder before the day ends.Dorian: I don’t think I should take that bet.

Varric: What do you think, Sparkler? Ten royals says the next thing we run into farts fire.Dorian: I’ll take that bet. I win either way.

Dorian: You owe me twenty royals, Varric. I’d like them paid in candied dates.Varric: I haven’t lost that wager yet.Dorian: You said we’d be ass-deep in trouble. This is more like knee-high.Varric: I didn’t specify whose ass, did I?Dorian: Leave it to a dwarf, always lowering the bar.

Varric: I got to ask, does any of this shit make sense to you?Dorian: To me? Are you referring to the giant hole in the sky? Or the creature out of Chantry cautionary tale who wants to be a god?Varric: Either. I’m feeling generous.Dorian: What’s the problem? Someone shows up, tears the place apart, declares himself king? That’s half of history.Varric: Corypheus is that terrifying drunk nobody’ll ask to leave?Dorian: Even after he puts a hole in the ceiling. Terribly common.

Blackwall: Corypheus. One of yours, isn’t he?Dorian: One of mine? Like a pet? Like a giant darkspawn hamster with aspirations of godhood?Dorian: ‘Dorian, why can’t you look after your little friends? Corypheus peed on the carpet again!’Dorian: In this analogy, the carpet is Haven.Blackwall: Is he or is he not a Tevinter Magister?Dorian: Meaning 'the source of everything bad and evil in the world’? They are the same, yes?Blackwall: Certainly feels that way at times.

Varric: I can’t believe you picked the absolute worst of my books to read. Why not Hard in Hightown?Cassandra: I have enough mysteries and investigations of my own.Varric: What? You don’t want to solve more in your spare time?Cassandra: Then you killed my favorite character in Chapter 3, so I threw the book across the room.Varric: Ah, a critic. Say no more.

Iron Bull: “Blackwall.” “Iron Bull.” We could fight crime!Blackwall: Isn’t that exactly what we’re doing? Right this minute? More or less?Iron Bull: Oh yeah.

Iron Bull: You could’ve been one of the Chargers, Blackwall. You’ve got the stature, the attitude…Blackwall: And you’d be my boss.Iron Bull: Hey, I’m a great boss. I’m a firm believer in No-Pants Fridays.Blackwall: I’d rather fight for a cause.Iron Bull: Hey, No-Pants Fridays is a cause.

Sera: So do all Gray Wardens have beards?Blackwall: Just me. I stole all the beards, and all the power held within. There can be only one.

Solas: Have you ever had any interest in learning magic, Sera? While it has not manifested naturally, there are ways to determine whether arcane gifts lie dormant within you.Sera: What? Don’t make me think about that. I have to sleep at night!Solas: Sleeping would give you the chance to explore the Fade. I could introduce you to spirits.Sera: Right, you’re messing with me on purpose!Solas: Why would I do that? It is not as though I know who filled my bedroll with lizards.Sera: Heh. Fair point! That was pretty good.

Sera: I sent a box of rabbit raisins to some Lord What’s-his-tits in your name.Vivienne: That explains the letter of gratitude. They were, by all accounts, delicious.Sera: Ewww! Ew, ewww!Vivienne: You underestimate both the fragility of his holdings, and the severity of tribute demanded of him in the past.Vivienne: Perhaps he was grateful it was not a stew made of some lesser cousin.Sera: That’s lies, right? Must be lies.

And one that i just find beautiful:

Solas: You truly are content to sit in the sun, never wondering what you could’ve been, never fighting back.Varric: Ha, you’ve got it all wrong, Chuckles. This is fighting back.Solas: How does passively accepting your fate constitute a fight?Varric: In that story of yours—-the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone. You thought he gave up, right?Solas: Yes.Varric: But he went on living. He lost everyone, but he still got up every morning. He made a life, even if it was alone.Varric: That’s the world. Everything you build, it tears down. Everything you’ve got, it takes. And it’s gone forever.Varric: The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That’s as close to beating the world as anyone gets.Solas: Well said. Perhaps I was mistaken.

And i’m stopping there bc i already copied and pasted a lot of the wiki and i’m not even done with half of my favorite quotes, so i guess those should count

hope you like it nonny ;O

Take care ;O