#They gotta let Matt live bruh

[tastesousweet]

BYEEE why’s the start of the next tgwtt part (i wrote DAYS ago) literally straight out of todays pod 😭😭😭

[cottoncandyswisherz]

bae i luh you

peaches asked, so i delivered because who am i to say no to a god?

bf!chris x gf!reader

warnings: fluff, HATING ASS HOE, suggestive, swearing,

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the bass was BOOMING in the tara's living room. today was nicks second space camp drop and ms. yummy insisted on celebrating with a party because of course.

as y/n stepped into the house she was assaulted by the smell of alcohol and sweat.

someone needed a fucking speedstick because DAMN!

anyway, she was brought out of her thoughts by her boyfriends arm being snaked around her waist as she walked. 

"you alright chris?" she asked.

"yeah im good. im just not trynna get fucked up tonight, so you gotta stay close." he reassured her.

"i wasn't leaving your side anyway." she said, grabbing his hand and making her way to their crew. "SUP SLUTS?" she shouted and everybody cheered. 

and the night went on just like that. 

taking a shot for solidarity, partying with their friends, and losing themselves in the night. everyone danced and enjoyed each othe

r. chris and y/n particularly enjoyed each other. 

suddenly y/n's new favorite song came on. as soon as she heard that "i say HOOOOO BABBYYYYY" a switch flipped. 

the moment was no longer about enjoying the feeling of chris being semi-hard on her ass. it was about letting the whole house know that he was hers.

and wreck-it ralph himself couldn't break that. 

so she did what any self-respecting woman would do. she began screaming the lyrics to him while moving her body and making heart hands. 

bae i love you you my everything im yo main bitch fuck a wedding ring

chris just laughed and began singing along with her, pulling her body to his, so their noses were touching. 

in this moment, y/n realized how much she loved chris. what she'd do for him. she'd keep every secret. she'd lie for him. she'd kill for him. she'd die for him. she'd live for him. 

did it scare her? fuck yes. 

she was supposed to be a pimp, not a lover girl. and she only knew this man for a year. but if president sexyy can be tied down than so can she.

i only knew him for a week but i swear thats my boo i might let the nigga trap me bitch my summer through but dont give a fuck do anythang for you

the couple was in la la land (ryan gosling hit me up!) as they danced and laughed and loved up on each other. 

to the untrained eye, it was disgusting. but to their friends, it was the moment they'd all been waiting for.

matt smiled with pride at the side of chris being with who he really wanted to be with, rather than who he think people want him to be with.

nick was shocked at chris being so openly in a relationship after physically cringing at the mere thought of sharing a scooter with a girl, but happy for him nonetheless.

tara was damn near in tears, seeing y/n being her true soft self.

jake was wishing he had someone he could be gross and cute with.

tril (who introduced the pair) was just glad chris was finally getting non-toxic pussy and y/n was getting the dick she deserved.

but of course the moment had to be ruined. 

there's always a bitch ass bitch trying to  kill the vibe. 

or should i say, a bitch ass bum.

as soon as the couple saw who'd been standing there staring at them like monkeys in a zoo, they made eye contact and simultaneously busted out laughing.

"what do you want bruh?" chis asked, sighing in an attempt to control his giggling.

"you're fucking with her after we just broke up two weeks ago?" she nudged her head in y/n's direction, which only changed her mood from wildly entertained to mildy irritated. 

"i'm not just 'fucking with' her." chris responded bluntly. "she's my girlfriend. my girl. friend." chris made sure to enunciate his words because he knew this girl was a little slow. "something you would have had to been for us to 'break up'. which we never did. because we never dated." he pulled y/n into his side and made sure she was good before he looked back at his old talking stage.

y/n was more than good. her pussy flooded when chris called her his girlfriend. 

nigga we go together tell them hoes we go together

"but-"

 this bitch still fucking here?

"but nothing hoe." y/n butt in, deciding to handle this situation herself. she stepped to the girl and looked her good in the eyes, to make sure she felt every word. "he just told you he has a girlfriend so get the fuck on and find something safe to do."

the girl cowered and walked away without another peep. leaving chris and y/n to embrace each other with passion and love and lust and all the other good feelings.

it was official. everyone knew they were together. 

everyone knew that they were each others. 

what more could a retired pimp ask for?

niyah speaks luh part two to feed yall for the week

taglist: @mattslolita @muwapsturniolo @mattssluttygf @zniyadgaf

remember that if no one loves you, mommy loves you (and by mommy i mean me)

[randomkposts]

As usual your answer was awesome! What of fem light and the relationship she has with her narcissism, the maks she puts on and the people around her?? Along with fem matt and her people might perceive her

K:-So Light gets by a lot in the world through Masks. Light, either gender is a good student, good person, and behaves as socially expected. Socially competent enough not to let people know what Light truly thinks of them. 

In some ways, Ryuk is a relief. Ryuk doesn't give a fuck, revels in the reveal of the vices of humanity, delights at the dark side of Light. Ryuk when alone is the only person who sees that side of Light. 

But even Ryuk is someone to be performed for. He demands entertainment or death after all.

E:-Oooh that is a good point. Light must be tired by the dance she gotta play for people. 

Like a stage. She's a puppet by society and to a person like Light, that makes her want to cut off the strings. Jk

K:-And Lights always on a stage. Especially female Light. 

Being the most popular girl at school, is a hard fought social position. And being a smart lady on top of that can be a delicate ballance to keep both and look good doing it. 

Female Light doesn't have the belief that Male Light has that society will come around to her views. Everyone might think it, and whisper it among themselves, but actually going forward as a believer is a social cut that will loose you ground. That's why she has proxies.So I would say knowing that makes her more cautious about letting her opinions be known. I don't think female Light is braggy. Shes got a different sort of competition going on with her female counterparts. She and L both know its fake, but to admit that would be a losing blow.

E:-I don't think female Light is braggy. Shes got a different sort of competition going on with her female counterparts. She and L both know its fake, but to admit that would be a losing blow.Yess. 

K:-Ohh check this!

Interesting argument that L is a vulnerable narcissist to Lights Grandiose. 

Now whether Light forgets the social rules in the time with the task force or not, Is another question, but I think she's not going to slip that easily.. Of course that's up to the author.

But how do you get someone to overlook their weakness-Let them think their winning-

People tend to let down their guard when they think they are in control. 

E:- Mmm…How did Light mess up originally in DN? He made a mistake? I remember the dominos that represented the task force that Near lined up. One was askew. I thought it might have been Aizawa or Mogi 

But it must have been Matsuda.She messed up with one of her social links, K

K:-Where he fucked up irridemably was where he thought the task force was on his side and started bragging, and disrespected his father's views in front of Matauda. 

E:-She missed it it was brief

But the Art of Fear is strong

K:-Would female Light do that? Hmmm... Think she can read the crowd better

E:-Maybe. It can even be a turn of phrase that is said weirdly. I dunno. But tone means alot to me. 

K:-Also it was stupid to expose Mikamai to try to bait Near. 

E:-Yesss it wass! Lmaoo Mikami screaming Kira, I did everything you asked! Like Bruh! Chill! Fem Light thinking "this fucking dumbass"

K:-What he should have done was tell Mikamai to do nothing. And made Near look like an idiot. Reducing his credibility. And therefore threat level. 

E:-I think Mikami was too enthralled by the idea of ending his gods enemies for him. 

K:-Or use Misa. Who no one takes seriously despite taking an entire TV station hostage. Among other things. Lol. Like Misas level of plot armor is insane. Stronger than Lights even. The only thing that could defeat Misa is Misa. Refuge in audacity works for her. 

Of course Light first screwed up by being suceasfully baited on Live TV. The death notes was a lot easier to use Anonymously. 

Would Lady Light take the bait?Characterization I guess. But I think she's less impulsive then her male counterpart.

E:- Bahahaha! Lets be real, Misa is the real protag! Imagine the only reason why Light really was never caught was because of Misa plot armor!

Maybe. But she would mess up doing something local either way. Because things like that didn't cross people's mind at all. Something so small and insignificant that tripped them without realizing.

K:- true that. Either way, totally diffrent endgame. Matt thoughts?

E:-Matt  probably doesn't care what people think about her not being motivated for it. 

Like the younger kids would have issues with it as they all were inspired by L to be the ones to go after to and be the new L. However I feel like the ones in Mello Near and Matt's age bracket slowly drop the idea and pursue other paths. 

Whammy's are raising highly competitive kids, and most probably realize at some point that they aren't cut for what L or who L represents. So Matt's standing as #3 choices for a possible L successor would rankle the younger kids, while the ones who are older would be a bit bitter about it. Just because they're highly intelligent kids and geniuses in their fields doesn't mean they are emotionally intelligent. Seeing as other works of DN mention most of the kids follow their own paths or do work in intelligence services or secret agencies. 

[merrywetherweather]

Alphabet Prompt!

i was tagged in the alphabet prompt by @glorious-cesspool thanks bruh!

a - age: 22 and im really not feelin it b - biggest fear: people i love dying :< c - current time: 3:04 am :/ sleeping is hard d - drink you last had: diet pepsi (which is not helping me get to sleep) e - every day starts with: snuggling in my blankets and bartering with my alarm clock for some extra snooze time f - favourite song: let’s go by matt and kim g - ghosts, are they real?: i am so on the fence that i have an existential crisis every time the topic is broached and will debate myself in circles h - hometown: collingswood, nj. the guy that wrote the silver linings playbook is from here and my aunt went to high school with him. the town in the book is actually based on us. we are artsy, gay friendly, and everything is in walking distance. a v content place to live tbh. i - in love with: christopher marlowe’s dr faustus. talk homoerotic subtext and the allegory of marriage to me, baby... j - jealous of: nothing really. i am generally very satisfied with whatever im given or not given. l - last time you cried: i think i cried like 2 days ago when i received an email from my professor that he was nominating me for an award and i was really touched. m - middle name: ... it’s francis. but apparently it has two spellings and it’s usually frances for girls and francis for boys but they mispelled it on my birth certificate??? i dont actually care about any of that. i just really hate the way it sounds. n - number of siblings: 2 brothers. im the oldest and each of us are 3 years apart. o - one wish: to be happy in whatever i decide to do p - person you last texted: "Nikko Smurfy” aka @onenik21 q - question you’ve always asked: “8) ...We have a test today?”  r - reason to smile: my dog loves me s - song last sang: american boy by estelle t - time you woke up: 2 pm...  u - underwear colour: it’s like between plum and maroon and it’s got a black hibiscus pattern over it. idk man they’re comfy and they gotta lace trim. im overjoyed. v - vacation destination: ocean city or sea isle usually. x - x-rays had: teeth and nose. i’ve never actually broken anything before tho y - your favourite tv show: it changes a lot but right now it’s probably voltron: legendary defender z - zodiac: im a scorpio born in the year of the dog

cool. now i tag :

@onenik21, @patronsaintofthetotallyfucked, @blitzlowin, @friendpillow, and @yeracrowzevran

[podmusical]

The Handpuppet’s Tale

Credits and Lyrics for Episode 5 of Our Dumb Universe

starring:

Announcer - James B Kennedy Pangla - Melissa Lusk Fuzzo - Jared Loftin Feltina - Christina Pumariega Huphalumpagus - Rachel Flynn Null Spider - Happy Anderson Valborg - Emily Gardner Xu Hall Combolady 1 - Melissa Lusk Dankent - Nathaniel Kent Sondra - Lauren Lim Jackson Glorpo - Eryck Tait Combolady 2 - Hannah Fairchild Bloor - Carl Howell Brushee - Bart Boober Voice of the Null Death Fleet - Jenni Putney Drogus - Ikechukwu Ufomado written by Jonathan A. Goldberg music by Matt roi Berger

recorded, mixed and edited by Martin Fowler Additional backing vocal on The Dark Inside by Megan Bagala

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THE DARK INSIDE                                 HUPHELUMPHAGUS Please, let me be, just give me room to breath There’s something going on inside A voice in my head - what was that you said? There’s something going on inside Something’s creeping just beneath Something’s feeding off of me Something’s killed the lights Something isn’t right Something wants to free the dark inside Something’s eating me, I can hardly breath It’s try’n to tell me it’s all right A voice is in my head and this is what he said: Give over to the dark inside Where can you run when the void’s ate the sun When darkness is the one you hide? What can you do when it all points to you When you move to the dark inside? Oooh-ohh                             FELTINA My love, just tell me what to do Let me help you, we’ll get you through                          HUPHELUMPHAGUS Something says to harm                             FELTINA You know that voice is wrong                          HUPHELUMPHAGUS What I know to do’s Not what I feel is true: It’s gone                             FELTINA Someone help her quick! She’s shuddering, she’s sick Hold on baby it’s all right Whatever you’ve got there, whatever you’ve caught, there’s An answer that we’re gonna find                          HUPHELUMPHAGUS Where can you run when the void’s ate the sun When darkness is the one you hide? What can you do when it all points to you When you move to the dark inside? Oooh-ohh                            FELTINA Please you gotta be strong! Please just do it for me! You’re not acting yourself - I’m worried baby, let me help you please!                          HUPHELUMPHAGUS You don’t understand! You can’t fix a disease Cuz whatever it is Is something that’s alive in me! Oh-oh                              FELTINA My god what is this, it is stretching her skin There’s something moving round inside! Why can’t I move - there’s nothing I can do To save her from her dark inside                          HUPHELUMPHAGUS Where can you run when the void’s ate the sun When darkness is the one you hide? What can you do when it all points to you When you move to the dark inside? Oooh-ohh __/__/__/__/__/__/__/__/__/__/__/__/__/ LADY HISTORY BLUES                            SONDRA No. Unlike Medicare for all this will pass. Look to history to help face the future ... 

(Sings.) Lady history’s a little bit grim Her story’s always weighed out as lesser to His But give her many pages a skim You’ll find the definition of courage to live

To fight for rights they outta already give A laundry list of heroes dismissed and pissed They gotta bed permission to exist So they resist!

And that’s your lady history!

Lady history blues, lady history blues An instigators and rebels Who’s Who Lady history blues, lady history blues Take a page from the girls who refuse, we

Ain’t gonna give any one the satisfaction Of having us miss out on any of the action! Lady history blues, lady history blues Us ladies better stay in our lane At the top of our game and the chain Don’t let these little Mitches complaints Drive us from the climb to claim our fair shake

Cuz Susan B please are you kidding me, Mitches be Slippin if they think we giving in, settling Gender’s a construct constricting us - ‘Lizabeth Stanton is standing up, handing out pamphlets: Declaration of Sentiments - Let us in! Margaret Sanger’s a target, they hate her for arguing Our bodies are ours, when we work, we work hard So raise a stink, Patsy Mink: pay us our dollars up!

They say they’re gonna try to burn or drown Any of us for standing up / speaking out And so we SHOUT

Cuz that’s your lady history

Lady history blues, lady history blues Through the fire we forge something new Lady history blues, lady history blues Watch out now cuz we’re making the rules! They treat us as objects - need to see us as people. Cuz violence is obvious till they treat us as equals Lady history blues, lady history blues

                             COMBOLADY 2 Oooooh oh oh oh ...

                             SONDRA

You’re here today cuz smart girls stayed in the picture So break ground like Lovelace, don’t be a hidden figure Like Gladys West, shape the world, point us where we’re moving Like Edith Clark, do what they say woman aren’t supposed to be doing Like Amazing Grace make the change that everyone’s allergic to Like Mae Jemison go touch the sky and prove that all of us can too!

When people are scared they see a demon in change When people have power they don’t want it taken away When people won’t give you a chance than that’s what you take

And that’s your lady history!

Lady history blues, lady history blues An instigators and rebels Who’s Who Lady history blues, lady history blues Take a page from the girls who refuse: When somebody tells you that it ain’t your place Crush his Emily Dickenson in and give him a wave!

                            COMBOLADY 2

Bye bye!

                              BOTH

Lady history blues, lady history blues Lady history blues, lady history blues Lady history blues, lady history blues

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FUZZSTICKS

                             PANGLA

Hey, no. You’re my brother. It’s going to be rainbow-licious!

(Sings.)

When life has got you moping It’s hard to cut yourself some slack But don’t you ever stop hoping: Your twin sis has got your back

Sometimes something silly Just a little nonsense phrase Can break you from your spiral Just give a try and be amazed

Let’s find a little funny thing to say

Well how bout Fuzzsticks?

                            FUZZO What?

                            PANGLA Yeah just say Fuzzsticks! It’ll be our fuzz trick When you’re feeling ick, Just give a tickle

Fuzzsticks! You stinking Fuzzstick! Oh, I could Fuzzstick! And you might smiiiiiile.

                             FUZZO My problems are too serious, My depression won’t be defied

                             PANGLA That’s what your sad wants you to think Why not give Fuzzsticks a try?

                             FUZZO Hey, up your Fuzzstick! Don’t be a Fuzzstick!

Ha

                            PANGLA Is that a smiiiiile?

                            FUZZO

Yeah...  Ok that was pretty fun, but

We giggle now but Fuzzsticks Will it help when I feel alone? Will it help when I remember That I’m a failure, and dethroned? Will it ease the pain recalling How I made my mother cry Which Caused her to seek vengeance So she made my brother die?

                             PANGLA Together we can love and hope and try

                           FUZZO ...Hey there depression! Go eat a Fuzzstick! You’re such a Fuzzstick  All you do is take my time!

                            PANGLA There’s an expression...                             FUZZO Oh what was it...

                             BOTH RIGHT! Lick my Fuzzstick! You useless guuuuuuy!

                             FUZZO But this won’t solve all my problems

                             PANGLA That’s not really the goal; Just to break you from the loop-

                              FUZZO Right! And give me back control!

So I say Fuzzsticks! That’s our Fuzz trick! Me and my Fuzz sis It makes us smiiiiiile!

                            BOTH Smiiiiiiile!

                             FUZZO Smile, and remember that the future isn’t known I am not decided yet, that’s under my control And when the darkness and the hardness tell me I’m their own And when my heart rate quickens, and I sicken, losing hope

I’ll see your face, I’ll take a breath and go:

                              BOTH Fuzzsticks! All is Fuzzsticks!  Sing out Fuzzsticks!  All is well! Bada-da-dat-da-da! Fuzzsticks! Give me Fuzzsticks! All is Fuzzsticks! Let it swell!  Bada-da-dat-da-da! Na na na na na na! ... Bada-da-dat-da-da! Na na na na na na! ... Bada-da-dat-da-da!

                            FUZZO

But what if I am hurting From a thing I cannot change From someone I am missing Who’s dead and gone away Fuzzsticks can’t revive them Return them from the grave                             PANGLA

Maybe if we try together Fuzzsticks’ll help us in a way, Thru a connection we both hold and save

                             FUZZO Oh Brushee... Fuzzsticks, I’m sorry Your death was gnarly And I in part deserve the fault

[POOF!]

                            BRUSHEE Oh my dear Fuzzo... Release your struggle In you I’m snuggled At peace, alive

Death is a petty thing: For all it tries to steal, It gives us purpose in the end To love in a way that’s real

And I love this, Fuzz bruh and Fuzz sis Will all my Fuzzsticks, Your my sunshiiiiiine!

My sunshine:

                           ALL THREE Fuzzsticks! All is Fuzzsticks!  Sing out Fuzzsticks!  All is well! Bada-da-dat-da-da! Fuzzsticks! Give me Fuzzsticks! All is Fuzzsticks! Let it swell! Bada-da-dat-da-da! Na na na na na na! ... Bada-da-dat-da-da! Na na na na na na! ... Bada-da-dat-da-da!

[celestialallstars]

Episode #7: “That was what we in the business call a "bruh" moment.” - Stephen

NEVER MIND HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT HE USED THE VOTE STEAL SUCCESSFULLY AND GOT KORI RIGHT OUT OF THIS GAME. IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

Oh I am so PUMPED! Kori leaving has all but confirmed most of the things we all thought already- Michael/Drew/Matt/Chloe are together. On top of that, Alyssa and by extension, Jack probably is also with them. Which leaves the remaining 4 of the OG Tuatha group (Rhys/Mitch/Stephen/Bryce) then Mitch. This also leaves Bryce/Loris/me. What does this tell me? I can't have Orfeo lose because it is sudden death for Bryce/Stephen/Loris...so I need to make sure my tribe loses. BUT I also need to make sure one of Jack or Alyssa leaves. Whether they are numbers for the others or not, I need people I'm with to gain upperhand before it is too late and if Orfeo keeps losing, even if we get to merge, I don't think it will matter because they will get numbers. So Operation: Snakegrass is now in effect

That was what we in the business call a "bruh" moment.

KORI WAS SLAIN! Not by an idol like I worried, but by an advantage that was much more powerful in that given situation! My game has effectively changed here on the Orfeo Tribe. I'm no longer trying to form an alliance that controls the outcomes of votes, I can only really look out for myself.

Michael, Matt, Drew, and Chloe are very likely to let go of the majority now that they have it. They aren't my rivals anymore. Not until the merge, anyway. Unfortunately, that means if we lose another challenge, Bryce and Loris will need to be the people who go home, barring any insane changes. I'm going to need to pander like I've never pandered before. I can't be mad with Michael until his time comes. Don't worry though, if I have any say in it, he won't make it past the first merge vote.

But, that's assuming I survive that long! I'm sure Bryce and Loris are just as freaked out as I am, so I need to out-pander them. I wish it didn't have to be this way, but that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Operation: Snakegrass so far got the first half downpack with us losing. Jared talked with Mitch who says he is close to me and Rhys. With Zach in the mix, we might be bale to get something going, but now we gotta be careful...anything can happen at this tribal methinks!

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP. Safe again! It’s so good to be back on the immunity train Choo choo. It’s also really good because I really don’t want to vote out anyone on my tribe and all the people I’m not as connected with are on the other tribe so keeping my tribe safe even tho I know Stephen and Bryce may not trust me 100% right now is CRUCIAL for my game going forward.

likeee ok. i have some hot goss i suppose. so i knew kori was leaving pre-tribal. bryce leaked the vote steal (michael - > loris - > bryce) and so it was meh. i was truly fine with either kori or matt leaving though because those two are legit like 2 of the only 3-5 people i dont feel like i got a connection with.

throughout the time between tribal results to challenge, i get asked by a few people to throw [bryce, loris, drew, stephen somewhat, chris]. chris mainly proposes that bryce and loris are with us and they're in danger, which is likely true. i just like.. i didnt throw because im triggered by that but i also like probs didnt try my hardest. who knows ! not me. anyway. AFTER I FLOPPED I LEGIT HAD LIKE 4 OF THEM PM ME SAYING 'THANKS FOR THROWING KING' LIKE FUCK OFF LKSDJGLDKGMLKDSGMLKDSG I DIDNT THROW but tbh i might play that up so they think im a generous queen xx

chris seems to want jack or alyssa out, as does jared. chris/rhys made alliance with me them jared and mitch which is cute. i feel like i should leak bc someones going to but im also too lazy to.

im lowkey really anxious though cuz i dont want my tribe to snap at me for thinkin i threw or blindside me. like NNNN and we're so close to merge.  BUT if things go accordingly, one of alyssa or jack should leave. i like both a lot but i think i'd prefer alyssa out. we have a 'f2' or smth but we dont rlly talk and i feel like because we never were on the same tribe til now, our allegiances just fell elsewhere (which is fine but its just hard to maintain that).

i dont want to get blindsided/voted off yet. 14th isnt cute... and like... im so close to merge. my guess is merge will be at 12/13 so... im so close. (its probs f8 but who cares). i just hope i can be safe enough that i dont go. i feel rlly good with chris/jared... rhys decent too. mitch not so much but im gonna try to forge a stronger bond. i think the girls are gonna choose 2 rid of jack but idk.. i hate this cuz i really like jack and getting to meet him beyond just a VL was great n i truly enjoyed this. so if he ends up leaving, and he reads this, i want u to know u are great n i love u n playing w u was fantastic!! same with anyone. like everyone left is fairly active and deserve to be here so im content.

god. anyone wanna speak up is gonna come out when i get blindsided LOL.

Sooo the 24 hour puzzle challenge cracked some things out of the water. Alliances got exposed left and right and now im in a 5 man alliance with og orfero and og tuatha against og cyrena. This is all becauase sharky leaked an alliance in one of his screenshots consisting of drew/michael/clohie/alyssa/jack/matt or some varient. In order for their numbers to weaken, we need to get rid of jack or alyssa. It doesn not help their case that they have not been on a tribe with anyone outside of og cyrena except drew and michael (who are on the other tribe). Right now, my alliance is debating on splitting the votes or making it unanimous but we are afraid of idols. We think that regardless of what happens, the one og cyrena left standing won't trust us any longer. I am excited to see where this tribal goes because the game is finally picking up speed!!!!

this game is carzy i hate it im legit. this is a video of me:

Hello I’m typing this compassionate with them with voice to text hello and say do you want to be your day because Drew Carey dick completely but now I’m scared Zach is going and I don’t want him to which is sad and I don’t know at the last round nothing at the boots that I thought he didn’t I kind a got fucked over

ok that was a disaster I give up. hi . drew carried immunity thank god. but now I’m scared Zach goes because I love Zach. umm I’m basically guaranteed merge unless I get super blindsided because I can just legacy if I think I’m going :^). I voted Matt just in case his vote steal was fake because either he lied and went home or he told the truth and lived but like the thing is Michael and drew don’t want me to tell Matt I knew so I can’t justify why I voted him to him MEANWHILE I told Bryce about it. and Bryce tells Matt he knew completely throwing that out the window but oh well. I love chloe... Bryce.. Michael.... Zach... drew..... Jared... Mitch..........I definitely forgot someone there oh RHYS.... love him and idk I think I’m good with a lot of the cast wooo because I like everyone else too 💗💗💗 when I win we won’t be shocked

The other tribe is super boring like I don’t know what’s happening and there’s like an hour and a half left so like I’m just sat here bored as shit like DO SOMETHING!

Audio might be bad, so basically, Chris has taken me under his wing as maybe his most trusted ally, and pitched me on a side vs. side type deal.

Side 1- Chris, Bryce, Loris, Zach, Mitch, Stephen, Rhys Side 2- Alyssa, Michael, Drew, Jack, Matt, Chloe

I am fully feeding into Chris' game at this point because for myself, working to advance his plan puts me in a much more powerful position than I believe he is anticipating.

Having incredibly close relationships with the Chris/Zach duo, a F2 with Bryce, an alliance with Mitch/Stephen, Rhys confiding in me about his game fears (and Rhys' thoughts being fed to me by Bryce), and an idol--- I really just need to work on Loris some more to establish myself with the most powerful position.

So, I've been very busy. But this tribal I have yet again sat back and haven't done much into it as I have been preoccupied. However it allows other people to take the heat, and I'm aware I'm not doing a lot. So I can spin it into a winning case as long as I do enough come the merge.

The vote is set to be a split on Alyssa and Jack, However Alyssa and Jack havent spoken about the vote which scares me. Which t hen puts me in a paranoid states as I've spoken to people less today. But we just made a new 5 person alliance (chris, me , jared, zach an mitch) which seems super extra if theyre planning on blindsiding me.

It is 7:18 PM and I have no idea who is going home. This is the most stressful fucking tribal I've ever been to

omg so alyssa going home wooh? she talks to me more than jack so i wish he left but like one has to leave so w/e. chris is a king i love him so much he threw for me zach is so annoying and didnt throw said he was but like he literally was trying 80% like girl just throw. i love rhys still and jared.. hope he still likes me idk we feel off. wooh yaa um like loris and i hate that michael and drew both told him about the double vote but not me like isnt that so quirky we hate those elara girls (is that the season they played)

JARED AND MITCH ARE SNAKING ME AND ALYSSA WITH THEIR NONCOMMITTAL RESPONSES I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT IM GOING HOME

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Alyssa is voted out 3-2-2.