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Akira bike sliding on a horse

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My son egg n his brother cheese

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fujoshi dog

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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

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girls who look like boys my beloved

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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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cast iron? yeah thats a pretty common spell to learn

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My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?

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You think you can't be plural because there aren't any other voices in your head?

You already have one. Her name is tinnitus.

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the joy of ocs is to keep posting and talking about them even if only you and two other people give a shit

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call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

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seeing a lot of people suggest that healthcare CEOs should go into hiding or employ more private security and i could not possibly disagree more. you can't live the rest of your life in fear. i think it's imperative that they get back to work, in person at least 3 days a week at the headquarters address listed on their company's website.

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Abolish for-profit health care insurance.