#There goes my sanity.

[storybenderstudios]

f*ck me. I need Sucrose. I also want Ororon. Do ya THINK maybe mihoyo would've been considerate and put Sucrose or Ororon in stage 2????

Of course not. I'm gonna have to do 10 single pulls and literally pray that I don't pull Lyney or Chasca now....yAy... (backstory on this, I have a guaranteed limited five star with 40 pity, planned on saving it for Neuvillette or Arlecchino, whoever came first, found out Ororon was being released, was conflicted, built a team for Neuvillette anyways, needed a good swirl anemo, told everyone that it would be great if Sucrose reran with Nevillette since she's a fairly great swirl anemo, and found out the phase four stars this morning - !!!)

I'm cooked.

Any thoughts on the likelihood of me accidentally pulling a five star ;-;

[hughmanbean]

Loving Threats

Inspired by a song and its remake. But I am trash at syncing lyrics to storybeats.

Danny and Jason met in the ghost zone when Jason was dead, but he forgot it all coming back to life. When the two of them were together, they went through the entire song and dance (literally) of asking each other out.

I'm serious. There were like 10 different musical scenes with varying themes. It was Fenton Romance at its finest. And Jason's old school romance heart was certainly played a large part too.

It was their love language. Dramatic acts, vague threats and all.

Post revival and reconnection with the Batfam, Jason spots a familiar face. A flood of memories wash through him, and with it a bout of giddiness. Though he's currently dressed as Red Hood, Danny'll be able to tell who he is and keep quiet. Just have to greet him in a way that he'll recognize.

---

Danny is out taking the kids for a walk. Dan was grumpy since he wasn't allowed any ecto chips, for both his health and as punishment for severely beating a guy who tried to mug Danny without permission yesterday. Ellie is quite cheerful, since she's going to visit the Crocodile and Zombie sewer-dudes when Danny's not looking.

All of a sudden, Red Hood, casually wielding a gun, approaches Danny. He makes an overly familiar gesture, wrapping an arm sideways around Danny's waist. He whistles under the hood, a faint green glow from the white eyespaces.

"Well who do we have here? You look half dead, honey."

Danny looked at him. Horrible pick up line? Check? Thin veneer of confidence? Check. Zero self control around Danny? Check.

Jason. The rancid ecto signature is new, though. Honestly, not surprised he's a crime lord now.

"Well, you know how it is. The kids have been running me ragged. And you sure haven't been any help."

Danny puts on an innocent smile. Jason sidles closer. A few bystanders watch them with varied expressions.

"Well you don't need to worry about that now. How about you and I go somewhere more private?"

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"A crime boss, huh?"

Dan is raiding the fridge. Ellie is watching a fight on TV.

"It was a... necessary step. I promise I would've visited you sooner if I had known."

"It's fine. What else happened while you were gone?"

"Well..."

[rjshope]

no thoughts just going feral

[archaospetryx]

So you’re saying his fat tits aren’t sensitive?

“I’m so glad I don’t need to make another hc like that again!” I said in false glee. “You’re wrong” said the anonymous ask.

Okay 1st of all: who asked this(not that I’m mad but damn that quick)),, 2nd:

*siiiighhhhhhhhhhhssss*

👇👇👇CW NSFW WARNING👇👇👇

Tbh I was gonna originally add that to the hc but yes they ARE sensitive and I wanted to put it but my brain went autopilot and removed it for some reason😔

Allow me to add that>>>>

👇👇👇NSFW CW MINORS DNI👇👇👇

Touching his chest would definitely cause him to derail from his work so whatever you do: DO NOT DO THAT WHILE HE IS WORKING… or try to, but you have a 50% chance of being placed on his operation table and another 50 for being fed to Boxy…

Ofc in private he’d drag ur hand into his chest and gesture or guide you where to touch😔 he’s THAT desperate to feel the touch of his significant other

They’re very sensitive that as said before— if you touch them he’d be very distracted with the lingering feeling and craving more that it would jeopardize his work so it is advised never to distract him during work hours unless he asks for it

Touch those and he’d start whimpering like a loser, hell that’s the no. 1 BACK ARCHER for him cuz of how sensitive they are. Guaranteed

You can use them as pillows. And you can hear his ragged breathing feeling you close to him

I’m going insane LET ME DRAW IN PEACEEEEE

LET ME DRAW SMTHN NORMAL FOR HARLEY FOR ONCE

[yujeong]

Porsche and Pete and choosing to stay KinnPorsche The Series (2022)

[heybiji]

bed head

[anotherfloridaman]

Your orc is ruthless. (pt1)

That’s the first thing you think when you see his massive fist slam into one of his brother’s faces. The other orc muttered something about your hair in orc language, and your own whirled around and promptly knocked him on his ass. You didnt get to see if the other orc was okay before you were picked up and slung over his shoulder, walking away like nothing happened.

“Rico.” You mutter, sighing from the feeling of his hand on your legs, holding you like you’d be taken from him.

“Yes?” He acts innocent, but smirks as you climb up, sitting on his shoulder and softy gripping his braid. “What was that about?” The question is slow, like asking a child what happened to make them cry.

“He didnt like your hair, and i didnt like his face.” Rico smirks as you lean on his head, almost hugging the cranium to your side. “I’ve gotta know, ill find out soon enough.”

“No, you wont.” Rico sounds… serious. Your orc never sounds like this, not to you. Not so scary. Not like a threat. “What happened.” Its not a question, you demand to know as Rico stops walking, harshly setting you on your feet and gripping your shirt. “Dont worry about it.” He snarls in your face, and you guess you look afraid as he slowly lets you go, ears pressing to his head and backing up like he struck you.

“Rico. Tell me what he said.” You say, soft. And Rico finally snaps.

“Why? So you can change yourself again? So you can try to make them happy even when they will say everything you do is still wrong? So you can keep crying when you think you’re alone in the woods? So you hate another thing about yourself that makes you, you?” Rico rants, and his shoulders fall. He looks defeated as he turns away, rubbing his head.

You have changed yourself. Someone said in common language that you werent very strong, and you tried to push yourself into growing muscles. You had to stop using your left hand because of a pulled muscle. Someone said your clothes seemed too clean, and you didn’t wash them as much, but ended up with rashes from the dirty fabric later on. Someone said your hands were too small, your hair seemed too short, your feet shouldnt be covered, you shouldnt be there, you shouldnt, you should, and-

A heavy hand landed on your shoulder, Rico’s blurry face in your field of vision having you realise just how close to crying you really were. He sighs, apparently coming to terms with himself and slowly leading you to the stonghold gates.

“R-rico?” You asked, as if he would be the answer to everything in life. But he continued pushing you, until you were just far enough for him to grab the gate and pull on it. “Rico.” You started breathing heavier, a cold panic setting in as he gently led you just beyond the stronghold gate. “Rico!” He shuts the large gate, and you pound on it, yanking the handle and trying to climb the wooden door without leverage. Your fingertips ache with the way you claw the heavy doors, and your throat becomes hoarse after a few hours of standing there, fighting an unbeatable foe, knowing the gate doesnt have locks, it’s just heavy.

But it seems like you blink, and the darkness of night washes over you, and you look around at the forest, terrified of what could be out here. What you know is out here. Predators and Hunters. Humans. Humans are out here, and you’re afraid. You’re more afraid of your kind than what the orcs in those walls would ever do to you.

You take off running, not having a clue that Rico was laying against the gates, softly crying as he listened to every plea and scream, begging to have another chance to something you never messed up.

Almost every orc is located in the stronghold center, drinking and laughing as they roughouse, unknowing what Rico or you just went through.

[winterdesu]

vaguely yakumo-shaped things that i have come across

1. shanghainese fried noodle

2. mcdonald's shakeshake fry

3. ancient spoon in the british museum

[schizo2709]

#PurraNaturalWonders23

#PurraMineralWater

#PurraxPPKrit

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[sastielsfandom]

Cas talking to Sam about his experience being human and Sam's just like wait, go back, you did what? Which leads to Castiel showing Sam how he did things as a human versus how Sam would do things.

[rjshope]

i gasped

[foreverfearlessred]

just read Logan’s statement

[skunkes]

new friends and they're very cute

[the-blossica-fan]

I have a funny idea, another Personality Swap ^-^

Vila and Tuesday c:

The children are going to receive traumas, thank you 🫂

A Tuesday with Vila's personality is something her baby HATES. She's nice, careful, attentive and tells stories to children without the intent to scare them for life. She's genuinely a sweetheart that lets the kids comb her hair or drag her around to show her stuff.

Her stories, while still being horror stories, are told in a more soft and caring manner, as if telling them a bedtime story.

For those that really enjoyed Miss Horror, it's a shame to interact with her being just a simple Motel Maid that enjoys the company of children, like a caring mother tending to the children. People find her more approachable this way, not like they'd actually approach her since she's still a bit herself.

Those piercing eyes, that ability to know everything that's in your mind, your deepest and most embarrassing fears. She's still Tuesday, just watered down to being a compassionate person, a loving comrade, and the best support there is.

At one point her baby got so tired of being carried by her sweet and compassionate mother that she cried all day long, Tuesday had no idea what to do with it.

Turns out, Vila could take care of such a whiny little child...

Vila with Tuesday's personality is quite a nightmare for some, and an unwanted discovery for others (Windsong)

A more malevolent, mean-spirited and evil version of Vila is not something everyone expected. Her ominous voice, searching gaze and poker face, mixed with that same whiny little bundle in her arms, it doesn't give off any friendly vibe.

She's not seen with children that often, as her scary aura devoid of warmth tends to scare them off. Especially because that's Vila we're talking about, a kindhearted person that from one day to another, turned into a living nightmare.

There's still that warm and kind facade, but since everyone already knows her deal, it's not like it sticks there for long.

It also doesn't help that her usually optimistic voice becomes a hushed whisper, only making it harder to figure out.

Apparently, it just so happened to be a sexual awakening for someone. Turns out that having a very pretty lady stare you down with such a demanding and frightening look and such hurtful and mocking words leads to a couple embarrassing moments.

Ask Windsong, whose understanding of life got twisted the moment Vila started being a little demeaning and mocking towards her.

[zeldaversed]

Going back to a 40 hour work week after a weekend that felt too short just feels like

[honestlyobsessed]

No.....NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Lets hope it was one-sided, Matt got dumped, and he's also a pan-sextual.

(They seemed not as interested in him.)