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starlight-tequila · 5 months ago
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I'm probably extremely right and extremely wrong
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gl1tchy-4rt · 2 months ago
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PizzaMan's Here!!
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"Boss I-i swear, I c-can explain!"
"No YOU LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW"
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"You are going to bring your ass to that stage and do your job..."
"Cause remember Noise... I made you into-"
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"A BLOODY LEGEND"
"... So you better start acting like one"
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I finally reveal the Chester PizzaMan! The one responsible for The Tower and it's eventual demise, the one who traumatized Totino, his adoptive dad and his own employees :D
Btw I'll explanation on why PizzaMan's POV look weird; My man has extreme tunnel vision, only focusing on things that interest him, like Noise's Fear in his eyes! :)
Also yes this post is a reference to Helluva Boss
But Yea PizzaMan is not a good person... At all... Bro is so petty he wants to ruin the life of the kid he genetically engineered to be the perfect Pizza place mascot, even after almost 16 years...
Anyways hope you have a nice day!
Buh-bye y'all!! And let me know if you want more Pizza Lore ;)
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msachillelaurosfunnels · 3 months ago
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I drew the US Presidents ⁉️⁉️
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Constructive criticism is not allowed ⁉️⁉️(Because I only draw for fun lol, not mad or anything tho)
I couldn't tag anymore presidents 💔💔
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briony-poisoned · 2 years ago
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Also I need Chester and Wes to hang out like STAT it'll be super awkward but I don't care
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lone-wolf-nergiganos · 2 years ago
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Reblog this if you want
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Two more veeps. Choose.
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dorothylarouge · 3 days ago
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US Presidents as Dril Tweets
George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts
James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby
James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"
John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!
Martin Van Buren: Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Candles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good
John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this
James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom
Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying
Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...
Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin
James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...
Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"
Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now
Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark
Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site
Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc
William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!
Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*
Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me
Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals
Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud
Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me
Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume
Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed
John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right
Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn
George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT
Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,
Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line
Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree
Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm
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soullust · 5 months ago
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dead poets full name headcanons
Neil William Perry
Todd Alexander Anderson
Charles Isaiah "Charlie" Dalton
Knox Theodore Overstreet
Steven Kirby Meeks
Gerard Jesse Pitts
Richard Stephen Cameron
bonus
Christelle Brandy "Chris" Noel
Virginia Pearl "Ginny" Danburry
Nathan Laurent "Stick" Stites 
Matthew Eugene ("Spaz") Schultz 
Gloria Vivian Hayes
Tina Delphine James
Chester Frederick "Chet" Danburry
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queersrus · 4 months ago
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request for cottagecore + sad-ish? id pack? please + thanks!
here's my attempt!
assuming id pack includes more than just the usual npts i'll throw in a few cottagecore and sad related labels i found
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(nick)names:
ambrose, amos, ansel, acacia, ada, adelaide, arwin/arwen, ava, avery/averie, aviva, amaranth, able, arbor, art, arty/artie, asher, ainsley, acheron, adalia brandy/brandi, branwen, billie/billy, bryony, bill, banner, booker, bram
barley, brion, brian, bryce chloris, chandra, cyrene, cayenne, cade, clyde, chester, cliff denna, diana/dianna, diona, donna/dona, derby, dallas, danica, daphne, dixie, dawn, dylan
edmund, elenore, elodie, eudora, elenore/eleanor, ebony, erica, eila, eira, eve, eithne, everlee, elize, eliza, elizabeth, everlyn, elwood, emerson, elowen finnegan, freddy/freddie, frederick, fallin/fallon, florance/florence
fable, frank, frankie/franky, franklin/franklyn, faine, filbert, finneas ginny/ginnie, gale, georgia, george, georgina, granger halcyone, hana/hanna/hannah, harriet, harry, hayley/hailie/hailey, halie/hallie, heather, harlowe/harlow, harrow, hadar, hawl, hayes,
huck, holden, huso ilana, illiana/iliana, ingrid, ivory jane, janet/janette, jesse/jessie, josie, jose, jack, jackie, jackson kingston, kodi/kodie, kodiak, kylan
lupin, lian, liana/lianna, liane/lianne, linc, linden, lyle, lucius maisie, matilda, maude, mabel, merle, marin, mica/mika, mason/macon, martin, miller, miles nellie, nyssa, ned, nick, ness
opholia, oliver, olive, olivia, oleander, odell, oriel, oscar paisley, poppy, posie, phineas, parker rose, rosemary/rosemarie, rosy/rosie, rory, rosette, rosetta, rue, rosabel/rosabell/rosabelle, rosa, rosabela/rosabella, rosella, rosaria,
rosario, rob, robert, ray, reed, ridge, ryland, rowan, roan shiloh, sharon, scarlet/scarlett/skarlett, sam, samantha, samuel, sunny/sunnie, sawyer, shaw, shay, steve, stevie, stevia, sorell/sorrell, seb, sebby/sebbie, sebastian, saddie/sadie, sade
theodore, theo, tori, toria, tamie/tammie, tawny, terra, timber, tim, timothy, tanner, teddy/teddie, trevis/travis, trevor, tyler, tristan/tristin, tristah/trista, trystia verginia, vicky/vickie, victor, victoria, viola, violet/violette,
violeta/violetta, valerian, vernon winnie, willa, winston, winifred, winslow, will, william, willow, wade, wagner, warren, watts, watson, wilhelmina yvonne, yves zephyr/zephyre, zara, zinnia, zion
surnames:
appleyard, ashton, ashwood baker, brookstone, butterfield catkin, cobbler, cooper, copper, copperwood, copperfield, crestfallen dogwood, direwood, direbrook, direfield, desperfield, downyard
doleman fenlon, falkner, forlorn greenwood, greenfield, golding, goldwood, goldfield, griefman, griefwood, gardner
hilbrook, holbrook, heath, horsewood, horsefield, hawksley, harrowing, hawkswood, hawthorne, hawkner, hawkfield, holloway, hallowood
larken, limewood, lockhart, lovejoy mourner, mournwright, mournman nettleship
plowman, penrose, penwright redbrook, rosedale, redwood, rosewood, redfield summerfield, sweetnam, seawright, sorrowfield, sorrowbrook, shamewood, shamewright
thacker, thatcher westfield, wainwright, write/wright, wagonwright, woodsman, wyrmwood/wormwood, winterwood, winterrose, wretchwood, wretchman
system names:
the cottagecore *system, the sorrowful system, the melancholic cottage system, the mourning flowerbed system, the gloomy garden system, the tearful system, the harvest system
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1st p prns: i/me/my/mine/myself
ci/cotte/cottagy/cottagine/cottageself hi/he/hy/harvestine/harvestself gi/garde/gardy/gardine/gardenself si/sade/sady/sadine/sadself si/sorre/sorry/sorrowine/sorrowself mi/me/mely/melancholine/melancholyself
2nd p prns: you/your/yours/yourself
co/cottager/cottagers/cottagerself ho/harvester/harvesters/harvesterself go/gardener/gardeners/gardenerself so/sader/sadders/sadderself so/sorrower/sorrowers/sorrowerself mo/melancholer/melancholers/melancholerself
3rd p prns: they/them/theirs/themself
co/cottage, cott/age, cot/cottage, cot/tage, cottage/cottages, cottage/core har/vest, ha/harvest, harv/est, harvest/harvests gar/den, gar/garden, garden/gardens, garden/core farm/core sa/sad, sad/sads, sa/ad, sad/sadden, so/sorrow, sor/row, sorr/ow, sorrow/sorrows, sorrow/sorrowful mel/melancholy, mel/ancholy, melan/choly, melancholy/melancholies, melancholy/melchancholic
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titles:
the weeping gardener, the mourning farmer, the sad cottage dweller, the melancholic planter, the sorrowful woodsman
**one who lives a sad cottage life, one who mourns within ones cottage, one who weeps amongst ones gardens, one who copes with sadness through cottage life
book titles:
the sad little cottage, a melancholic villager, the weeping willows, the mourning garden, the sorrows of an old cottage, a pitiful harvest
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genders:
buncottagecoric(link),
cottagegoric(link), cafdreamian(link), cottagecrittean(link), cottagecoric(link), Cálidatierramielgender(link)
epuisetristic(link)
gendersob(link)
Sadnostacatgender(link)
orientations: (n/a)
other:
cottagecore bpd(link)
many can be found by searching cottagecore genders/mogai/liom as well, there are many versions of cottagecore flags especially for lgbt related labels so they should not be hard to find if you feel like looking!
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*system can be replaced with any alternative (ex. cluster, collective, hoard/horde, etc)
**one can be replaced with any prn
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sourcreammachine · 26 days ago
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presidents of the united states if there was a single, non-renewable six-year term:
(based on who’d be most likely to win an election in that year, not spinning any convoluted alternate history)
🔘george washington, 1788-94
🟤john adams sr, 1794-00
🟢thomas jefferson, 1800-06
🟢james madison, 1806-12
🟢elbridge gerry, 1812-14*, died
🟢james monroe, 1814*-18
🟢daniel d tompkins, 1818-24
🟢john adams jr, 1824-30
🔵andrew jackson, 1830-36
🔵martin van buren, 1836-42
🟡henry clay, 1842-48
🟡zachary taylor, 1848-50*, died
🟡millard fillmore, 1850*-54
🔵franklin pierce, 1854-60
🔴abraham lincoln, 1860-65*, killed
🔴hannibal hamlin, 1865*-72
🔴rutherford b hayes, 1872-78
🔴james garfield, 1878-81*, killed
🔴chester arthur, 1881*-84
🔵grover cleveland, 1884-1890
🔴benjamin harrison, 1890-96
🔴william mckinley, 1896-01*, killed
🔴theodore roosevelt, 1901*-08
🔴william taft, 1908-14
🔵woody wilson, 1914-1920
🔴warren harding, 1920-23*, died
🔴calvin coolidge 1923*-26
🔴herbert hoover, 1926-32
🔵frank roosevelt, 1932-38
🔵john ‘cactus jack’ garner, 1938-1944
🔵harry truman, 1944-50
🔴thomas dewey, 1950-56
🔴dwight d eisenhower, 1956-62
🔵john fucking kennedy, 1962-63*, killed
🔵lyndon b johnson, 1963*-68
🔴richard nixon, 1968-74*, resigned
🔴gerald ford, 1974
🔵jimmy carter, 1974-80
🔴ronald reagan, 1980-86
🔴george bush sr, 1986-92
🔵william clinton, 1992-98
🔵al gore, 1998-04
🔴george bush jr, 2004-2010
🔵barack obama, 2010-16
🔴donald tronald, 2016-2022
🔵kamala harris*, 2022-, (based on biden’s 2020 win, not on any 2024 events)
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dreaminginthedeepsouth · 16 days ago
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David Rowe
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LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN
A number of people telling me we all need a night off had almost convinced me not to write tonight. 
But then Trump spoke at a rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania, where he told a long, meandering story about golfing legend Arnold Palmer that ended with praise for Palmer’s… anatomy. 
He went on to call Vice President Kamala Harris—whose name he deliberately mispronounced—“a sh*t vice president. The worst. You’re the worst vice president. Kamala, you’re fired. Get the hell out of here, you’re fired. Get out of here. Get the hell out of here, Kamala.”  
As Trump’s remarks got weirder and weirder, the Fox News Channel cut away and instead showed Harris being cheered at a packed, exuberant, super-charged rally in Georgia. 
Trump’s speech comes on top of his repeated backing out of interviews and his bizarre appearances. Last night, his advice to an audience in Detroit to vote took its own wild turn: “Jill, get your fat husband off the couch,” he said. “Get that fat pig off the couch. Tell him to go and vote for Trump, he’s going to save our country. Get that guy the hell off our— get him up, Jill, slap him around. Get him up. Get him up, Jill. We want him off the couch to get out and vote.” 
Trump’s performances over the past few days seem to confirm that the 2024 October surprise is the increasingly obvious mental incapacity of the Republican candidate for president. 
It seems clear that a vote for Trump is really a vote for his running mate, Ohio senator J.D. Vance, who if he becomes president will be the youngest American president in our history. At 40 years old, he is two years younger than Theodore Roosevelt was when he took office in 1901 at 42. Vance would also be one of the least experienced presidents ever. His 18 months in the Senate has given him only slightly more experience in office than Chester Alan Arthur, who succeeded James Garfield in 1881. Arthur was a political operative who had never held elected office at all before becoming vice president. 
I’ll be back at the wheel tomorrow.
LETTERS FROM AN AMERICAN
HEATHER COX RICHARDSON
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cookiedocinha · 9 days ago
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OC POST!
More character introduction!! Now I'll be introducing more detectives!
(note: some of the artworks are kinda old)
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Here's a small explanation about them!
Mackenzie is a detective and at the same time a medical student, so she has knowledge that is useful in forensics. Maybe she's a little weird to some people, but she doesn't care.
Annalise is a nice and friendly woman who does what she does and likes to help those in need, she is too nice to judge or criticize you. She likes to always think positively and doesn't like extreme violence.
Chester is the boss of his team, an annoying guy who always orders everyone around and is never in a good mood. Despite being a guy of much taller stature than average people, he can scare anyone with his anger, like a small pincher dog.
They all work in the same private company with Theodore as his co-workers.
And we have Daisuki, a freelance photographer who really likes urban environments and walking through abandoned or "dangerous" places, they may seem smart, but they're not...well... Sometimes... They help the private company with photography services (or spying...since they're quite sneaky). Before, they were not a good character, but rather an antagonist who gradually stopped being "evil".
And Robin, who was a former detective in the police investigation department, but because of an incident he ended up being fired. But that didn't stop him from doing investigations, as he works as a "private detective without a company". A very relaxed guy who never cares about anything.
Both Daisuki and Myles work at the private company without being official employees, in other words, they are only there by their own will.
And now we have Paris, who is a detective in the police investigation department, very lively and very outgoing and is never seen without Ivan, her long-time best friend, they have known each other since high school.
Ivan is a very reserved guy who doesn't like to talk much, and when he does speak, he says short, dry and very direct sentences.
And Abigail is Paris and Ivan's boss, even though it's not her dream job, she does her best to do a great job.
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The info about Lena, Alice and Madden is here!!
And some doodles for ya! More information coming when the website is done!
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Maybe I'll do more doodles and posts with more info about them! Maybe I'll take a while cuz the exams are frickin close!
So yeah! See u later!
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deadpresidents · 1 year ago
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2 and a half weeks until JC passes Cactus Jack!
It took me a little bit to figure out what you were referencing, but yes, Jimmy Carter will pass John Nance Garner as the longest-living President or Vice President in American history on September 18th. And if he is still with us on October 1st, Carter will be the first President or Vice President in American history to celebrate their 99th birthday.
And since I'm a huge dork who finds this stuff interesting, here's the big, complete list of longest-living to shortest-living Presidents and Vice Presidents in American history: (Presidents are in bold text, Vice Presidents are in italics, and those who served as both POTUS and VP are in bold italics.) John Nance Garner: 98 years, 351 days Jimmy Carter: 98 years, 337 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Levi P. Morton: 96 years, 0 days George H.W. Bush: 94 years, 171 days Gerald R. Ford: 93 years, 165 days Ronald Reagan: 93 years, 120 days Walter Mondale: 93 years, 81 days John Adams: 90 years, 247 days Herbert Hoover: 90 years, 71 days Harry S. Truman: 88 years, 232 days Charles G. Dawes: 85 years, 239 days James Madison: 85 years, 104 days Thomas Jefferson: 83 years, 82 days Dick Cheney: 82 years, 216 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Hannibal Hamlin: 81 years, 311 days Richard Nixon: 81 years, 104 days Joe Biden: 80 years, 287 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) John Quincy Adams: 80 years, 227 days Aaron Burr: 80 years, 220 days Martin Van Buren: 79 years, 231 days Adlai E. Stevenson: 78 years, 234 days Dwight D. Eisenhower: 78 years, 165 days Alben W. Barkley: 78 years, 157 days Andrew Jackson: 78 years, 85 days Spiro Agnew: 77 years, 261 days Donald Trump: 77 years, 81 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) George W. Bush: 77 years, 59 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Henry A. Wallace: 77 years, 42 days James Buchanan: 77 years, 39 days Bill Clinton: 77 years, 15 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Dan Quayle: 76 years, 211 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Charles Curtis: 76 years, 14 days Al Gore: 75 years, 156 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Millard Fillmore: 74 years, 60 days James Monroe: 73 years, 67 days George Clinton: 72 years, 268 days George M. Dallas: 72 years, 174 days William Howard Taft: 72 years, 174 days John Tyler: 71 years, 295 days Grover Cleveland: 71 years, 98 days Thomas R. Marshall: 71 years, 79 days Nelson Rockefeller: 70 years, 202 days Elbridge Gerry: 70 years, 129 days Rutherford B. Hayes: 70 years, 105 days Richard M. Johnson: 70 years, 33 days William Henry Harrison: 68 years, 54 days John C. Calhoun: 68 years, 13 days William A. Wheeler: 67 years, 339 days George Washington: 67 years, 295 days Benjamin Harrison: 67 years, 205 days Woodrow Wilson: 67 years, 36 days William R. King: 67 years, 11 days Hubert H. Humphrey: 66 years, 231 days Andrew Johnson: 66 years, 214 days Thomas A. Hendricks: 66 years, 79 days Charles W. Fairbanks: 66 years, 24 days Zachary Taylor: 65 years, 227 days Franklin Pierce: 64 years, 319 days Lyndon B. Johnson: 64 years, 148 days Mike Pence: 64 years, 88 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Henry Wilson: 63 years, 279 days Ulysses S. Grant: 63 years, 87 days Franklin D. Roosevelt: 63 years, 72 days Barack Obama: 62 years, 30 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) Schuyler Colfax: 61 years, 296 days Calvin Coolidge: 60 years, 185 days Theodore Roosevelt: 60 years, 71 days Kamala Harris: 58 years, 318 days (As of Sept. 3, 2023) William McKinley: 58 years, 228 days Warren G. Harding: 57 years, 273 days Chester A. Arthur: 57 years, 44 days James S. Sherman: 57 years, 6 days Abraham Lincoln: 56 years, 62 days Garret A. Hobart: 55 years, 171 days John C. Breckinridge: 54 years, 116 days James K. Polk: 53 years, 225 days Daniel D. Tompkins: 50 years, 355 days James Garfield: 49 years, 304 days John F. Kennedy: 46 years, 177 days
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fictionadventurer · 1 year ago
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I know I just said that we shouldn't categorize people in history, but when it comes to the presidential podcast, I do find myself sorting presidents into "good" and "garbage" piles based on how they treated their wife.
Good
Ulysses S. Grant gets top marks here. I'm not crazy about his wife, but he was, and they're cute together. She was sunny and upbeat enough to boost him through a lot of years of struggle, and he was devoted to both her and the children.
Theodore Roosevelt was a loving husband to both his wives and a ridiculously devoted father to all his children.
James Garfield starts out in the garbage pile because he married her without love and had an affair, but the way they both overcame that to fall deeply in love is a pretty beautiful redemption.
Woodrow Wilson seems to have had a pretty good relationship with his wife. I know less about them so this is a tentative classification, but she was willing to basically help run the country after his stroke, so it suggests there was something good there.
Garbage
Warren Harding reigns in the garbage can. Multiple unrepentant affairs with long-term mistresses.
FDR was already on pretty shaky ground in my mind, but once I learned he had an affair with Eleanor's secretary, and then Eleanor stayed with him through polio, and then at his death he was with this same secretary while Eleanor was away, he lost a lot of points.
Middle Ground
Lincoln and his wife had a pretty rocky relationship, but from what I can tell they tried to make it work and were planning on taking steps to improve things before his death.
Chester Arthur's wife hated that he was constantly away on political business, which gives him a lot of bad husband points, but also she did want that high-class, high-status lifestyle, and from what I can tell he did love her and had a lot of regrets after she died.
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hotnews4life-blog · 4 months ago
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46 Surprising Facts About 46 U.S. Presidents
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1 George Washington (1789-1797)
2 John Adams (1797-1801)
3 Thomas Jefferson (1801-1809)
4 James Madison (1809-1817)
5 James Monroe (1817-1825)
6 John Quincy Adams (1825-1829)
7 Andrew Jackson (1829-1837)
8 Martin Van Buren (1837-1841)
9 William Henry Harrison (1841)
10 John Tyler (1841-1845)
11 James K. Polk (1845-1849)
12 Zachary Taylor (1849-1850)
13 Millard Fillmore (1850-1853)
14 Franklin Pierce (1853-1857)
15 James Buchanan (1857-1861)
16 Abraham Lincoln (1861-1865)
17 Andrew Johnson (1865-1869)
18 Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877)
19 Rutherford B. Hayes (1877-1881)
20 James A. Garfield (1881)
21 Chester A. Arthur (1881-1885)
22 and 24 Grover Cleveland (1885-1889, 1893-1897)
23 Benjamin Harrison (1889-1893)
25 William McKinley (1897-1901)
26 Theodore Roosevelt (1901-1909)
27 William Howard Taft (1909-1913)
28 Woodrow Wilson (1913-1921)
29 Warren G. Harding (1921-1923)
30 Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929)
31 Herbert Hoover (1929-1933)
32 Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945)
33 Harry S. Truman (1945-1953)
34 Dwight D. Eisenhower (1953-1961)
35 John F. Kennedy (1961-1963)
36 Lyndon B. Johnson (1963-1969)
37 Richard M. Nixon (1969-1974)
38 Gerald Ford (1974-1977)
39 Jimmy Carter (1977-1981)
40 Ronald Reagan (1981-1989)
41 George Bush (1989-1993)
42 Bill Clinton (1993-2001)
43 George W. Bush (2001-2009)
44 Barack Obama (2009-2017)
45 Donald J. Trump (2017-2021)
46 Joe Biden (2021-present)
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webntrmpt · 16 days ago
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Heather Cox Richardson, Letters from an American
Excerpt:
“It seems clear that a vote for Trump is really a vote for his running mate, Ohio senator J.D. Vance, who if he becomes president will be the youngest American president in our history. At 40 years old, he is two years younger than Theodore Roosevelt was when he took office in 1901 at 42. Vance would also be one of the least experienced presidents ever. His 18 months in the Senate has given him only slightly more experience in office than Chester Alan Arthur, who succeeded James Garfield in 1881. Arthur was a political operative who had never held elected office at all before becoming vice president. “
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