#TheRatChildrenOfSewersylvania

[soxsisindeviltown]

I sincerely apologize I got bored I present to you The Rat Children Of Sewersylvania

Hose Fart Kingston the 37th : Heyyy it's me your local rat remember to drink water put on your shoes and step on those WACKY haters!!!!

I don't know what came over me... I... I'm morphing into

....

A TERRIBLE MONSTER

RAHHHHH

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OH FUCK THE TABLE

MY TEA IS EVERYWHERE!

Henry: Well maybe you should have put a LID on your STUPID tea!!!!

Hose Fart Kingston the 37th: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD EAT A PUMPKIN AND CHOKE ON IT YOU IGNORANT TEA SPILLING BOSTON TEA PARTY FART LOOKING HOOLIGAN!

Henry: *GASP* A HOOLIGAN!??!!? DO I LOOK LIKE A HOOLIGAN TO YOU? I CAN'T BELIEVE THE AMOUNT DISRESPECT YOU SPEAK FROM YOUR PATHETIC PRUNE SMACKING DRIER THAN DRY ICE LIPS

HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF CHAPSTICK!?!!!!?!

Hose Fart Kingston the 37th: ITS NOT MY FAULT I KEEP LOSING IT

*LOUD THUD FROM THE SEWERS*

Henry: *even more dramatic gasp* THE RAT PEOPLE QUICK CONCEAL YOUR HUMAN FLESH!!!