#The uk

[ririwithrice]

our country is a joke

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Fountain pens were extremely illegal in the UK.

It was something to do with 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖓𝖙.

[sayruq]

The UK government has received advice from its own lawyers stating that Israel has breached international humanitarian law in Gaza but has refused to make the advice public, a prominent British lawmaker has stated. The Guardian reported on 30 March that Alicia Kearns, the Conservative chair of the House of Commons Select Committee on Foreign Affairs, said, “The Foreign Office has received official legal advice that Israel has broken international humanitarian law, but the government has not announced it.” She added that as a result, the UK must end arms sales to Israel without delay.

[thingstrumperssay]

[sterling-penny]

[fictionalred-photos]

Radcliffe Camera, Oxford

[ketrindoll]

Here's how Churchill's meeting in the White House would've went if Trump was president then

[Actual photograph from the visit in 1942]

"Winston, do you own a suit?

You should be thankful, you are very ungrateful, America gave you 3 bajillion $, you would be nothing without us, no weapons, nothing

You lost Dunkirk, you hold no cards here

France is lost, Germany can take you in 3 days

No, you're not allowed to talk

This is very bad business"

At most Churchill could say two words edgewise

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

“The reaper will have a good harvest.” 

[are-they-a-faggot]

CIGARETTE - THE UK

[ririwithrice]

alsjakqkjansnd i have landed in the opposite of the uk

🤠🧨✨ MF TEXAS ✨🧨🤠

oh damn

yeehaw or whatever u say in ur native language

[sayruq]

[wilsons-three-legged-siamese]

OKAY WHY IS THE UK SUDDENLY ABSOLUTELY FREEZING?????

It's 7°C, IT'S SUMMER!????

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

“YEW GAUHT YER POSTING LOICENSE MATE????”

[rowanthestrange]

Germany having no points so far is sheer jury queerphobia

[ririwithrice]

heyo fellow British person

what's Ur favourite CBBC show

hiiii yay

i love horrible histories thanks for asking