#The thing that I would do for this man
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stickparrot ยท 11 months ago
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butchfalin ยท 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผโ“" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) โ€œwhy didn't he use ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿผ?โ€ didn't exist yet. โ€œwhy didn't he use ๐Ÿ†—?โ€ dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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beebfreeb ยท 9 months ago
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inkskinned ยท 16 days ago
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okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.
like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).
but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.
im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.
#what the fuck.#unfortunately by the time i'd switched accounts (from personal to my poetry one)#i couldn't find it :(#this is why u SEND URSELF THE POST. WHICH I KNOW TO DO BUT!!!#i was so mad i just was like โ€œi'm about to tear this commenter in twainโ€ and . lost da post#if u urself are the 29 and got recently flamed by instagram#i love u. come here. write with me. i was about to pick up a sword for u.#i mean a BIGASS sword.#like we all know im a wlw girlie but the way ppl will be like ''id NEVER write sad poetry about a MAN not LOVING me!!!"#..... wowwwww ur so cool. anyway. people often experience emotions regardless of what u consider cringe.#& if ur gonna shame straight/bi women for feeling a certain way. hope u never write about the#weird relationship between u and ur father. or feeling different from ur brother.#or how ur male best friend fucked u over. since it's SO CRINGE. to have ANY feelings caused by a MAN#like be so for real. beloved. nobody is fucking saying this when men do it.#''oh it's cringe to like a woman or feel heartbroken by her.''#controlling women's feelings and actions???? it's more likely than u think.#btw op is nonbinary do NOT be gender essential on this post i'll kill u with my teeth#edit: btw for the person who dm'd me ''when is it misogyny and when is it actually valid''#pretty easy. if a man had done it#would it be cringe? . like if a man sang a sad song about ''she broke my damn heart''?#if he said ''i want to have kids with her'' or something sexually explicit?? like would u even LIKE IT if a male poet had said it?#& if it's like. nah a 35 yr old man being upset about this is cringe too. yeah it's just cringe. that exists. we both know it does.#but .... often i see this ONLY about women. and i can't help but hear like. how back in middle school#we were fed the lie ''girls mature faster.'' ... why do i have to be emotionally regulated? but if a man wrote about the same things?#..... idk . im pretty anti cringe culture to begin with. but this one feels so bad to me . ur still a person past 33.
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just-french-me-up ยท 4 months ago
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sometimes i start feeling bad about spending time on my hobbies, thinking about how inconsequential they are and wondering if i'm wasting my time
but then
but then i find out about goddamn Monthoux building an entire fucking CLAY AND CEMENT CITADEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST?????? FOR FUN??? JUST??? LIVING HIS BEST LIFE BUILDING WHAT IS ESSENTIALLY MINAS TIRITH FOR ANTS????
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just???? GET A LOAD OF THAT GUY????
he is so precious to me, may the monthoux spirit bless you with endless passion for your inconsequential hobbies! Be the main enjoyer of your art! Do it because it fills you with joy!
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lazylittledragon ยท 1 year ago
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more domestics to warm the soul <33
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technically-human ยท 4 days ago
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This happened, it just wasn't relevant to the plot
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poorly-drawn-mdzs ยท 5 months ago
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#โ€œAlternate take on how that scene played outโ€ Rather than my funnier โ€œMy prediction for how it will go downโ€#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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erinravenseeker ยท 2 months ago
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Iโ€™D LIKE TO TAKE A MOMENT TO POINT OUT THAT HE HAS NOT BEEN CONVICTED
The meme culture of internet has jumped on the bandwagon and Iโ€™m concerned that by making him the face of all the memes online we are creating a sense of inevitability that he must LEGALLY be guilty, because if not then why would we all be talking about him? The crime is ALLEGED and until ANYONE is convicted we deny, deny, deny
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mohntilyet ยท 2 months ago
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still i think the one of the more fun differences drawn between illario and lucanis that was lost would be illario's ability to endear himself to others but serious lack of empathy, vs. lucanis' (self perceived) inability to be charming but how much he cares. it's interesting that the game has gone with the "lucanis' ability vs illario's lack thereof" because i think illario being the dellamorte 'best in show dog' vs. lucanis' attack dog would have made me so unwell.
lucanis is... awkward. he's not unlikable, because he is usually very polite, but he doesn't speak much and only seems to care about the other dellamortes. he once sent viago de riva a knife with no note (who knows what he could have meant by this). he does what caterina asks of him, and by his own admission, cannot say no to her. he is a dramatic and prolific killer, and that makes how untouchable he is even worse.
and the crows like illario, sure, AND he's a good assassin! he's even a good crow! he's so good that he can make lucanis smile, and so he is the charming, sociable one. he's the one that stays in treviso and can be relied upon to care, illario's even the one people prefer over caterina and lucanis!
but illario is decoration. he's the prize poodle, and even if poodles were bred to be working dogs, nobody will ever pick him to protect the house over the german shepherd that regularly mauls intruders. anyways the analogy is getting away from me. the point i'm trying to make is that i want illario to have a different kind of jealousy/hatred that's not just over 'being bad at killing' but also an arrogant loathing for everyone around him that is getting harder to hide, because they've forgotten he can bite and is just itching to rip someone's jugular out. illario is very good at hiding his family resemblance to caterina, while lucanis suffers under his grandmother's, and his own, reputation.
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lilybug-02 ยท 11 months ago
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Pain is a great motivatorโ€ฆ
Part 26 || First || Previous || Next
โ€”Full Seriesโ€”
Meanwhile Toriel:
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(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)
Artist note: Iโ€™m so proud of this :))) I know itโ€™s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. Iโ€™m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!
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seizethenightagain2 ยท 3 months ago
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Farmer Ben Andrews ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ
Part 2
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Further examples of his pure masculinity ๐Ÿฅต
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The things I would do to him ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’œ
Source: Instagram @ bentheoandrews
Link Below โฌ‡๏ธ To Part 1 โฌ‡๏ธ
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egophiliac ยท 5 months ago
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Since book 7 part 5 (the part where we meet Meleanor/Maleanor ๐Ÿ‘€) is coming to EN this month, i would love to see your take on liliaโ€™s proposal to meleanor! i mean they were like little kids right? it couldnโ€™t have been that seriousโ€ฆi think the only reason she even brought it up again is because she could tell lilia still genuinely loved herโ€ฆ(even if he didnโ€™t realize it himself?) but, oh well! Letโ€™s think about silly childhood shenanigans to numb the pain! ^_^ (orz)
oh shit?! get ready for a doozy guys, it's comiiiiiing แ••( แ› )แ•—
I chickened out of posting the whole thing (look, I get VERY carried away when it comes to these wacky kids and their Tragedy), but I do believe that it probably ended with Lilia getting embarrassed and just shoving the first thing he sees into his mouth to try and cover for it.
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(we're just lucky it wasn't a frog this time)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#please excuse the Dissertation that's about to happen (i have too much headcanon about them)#they've been ambiguous about most of the fae aging/developmental stages (plus lilia and mel's species age differently)#so this is entirely me assuming based on context#but i think that lilia being ~99 was probably about the equivalent of 9-10ish?#(i don't think his age maps perfectly onto 'human age times 10') (if only because i absolutely do not believe general lilia is 29)#(but in this case it feels right to me)#and i think of meleanor as being just slightly older (like ~11-12ish)#so like...kids but not LITTLE-little kids#so i think lilia was serious in a 'i have a huge crush on you and i haven't thought beyond that' kind of way#and meanwhile mel was more cognizant of how their dynamic was basically#lilia: i would die for you#meleanor: that's dumb#(lilia 600 years later: man she was right. that was dumb.)#but yeah I think she might've assumed (or hoped) he would grow out of it#except whoops oh no it just got worse#and then raverne made things MORE complicated and you know honestly maybe getting murdered was kind of a relief#meleanor in heaven: well at least he won't accidentally raise my kid to have the exact same -- are you kidding me#(i have too many thoughts to express properly i'm sorry) (i just. love these morons a lot okay.)
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sky-is-the-limit ยท 1 year ago
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๐š–๐š’๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐š˜๐š—๐šŠ๐š›๐šข, ๐š๐š˜๐š๐š๐šข, ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š’๐š›๐š•, ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š•๐š•๐šŠ๐š™๐šœ๐šŽ๐š ๐šŒ๐š˜๐š ๐š๐š’๐š›๐š•, ๐š๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ๐š๐š˜๐š ๐š— ๐š๐š˜๐š๐š๐šข, ๐š˜๐š™๐šŽ๐š— ๐š–๐š’๐šœ๐šœ๐š’๐š˜๐š—๐šŠ๐š›๐šข, ๐šœ๐š™๐š˜๐š˜๐š—, ๐š•๐šข๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š›๐š˜๐šž๐š—๐š๐š‘๐š˜๐š, ๐š›๐š˜๐š๐šŽ๐š˜, ๐šœ๐š๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐š˜๐š๐š๐šข, ๐š๐šž๐šŠ๐š›๐š, ๐š”๐š—๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š•๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŒ๐š›๐šŠ๐š๐š•๐šŽ, ๐šœ๐š’๐š—๐š—๐šŽ๐š›, ๐š•๐š˜๐š๐šž๐šœ, ๐š๐š˜๐š•๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š‹๐šž๐š๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐š•๐šข, ๐š‹๐šž๐š•๐š•, ๐š๐šŠ๐š—๐šŒ๐šŽ๐š›, ๐š™๐šž๐šœ๐š‘๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š๐šž๐šœ๐š‘, ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐š๐š˜๐š™, ๐š›๐š˜๐šŒ๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š‘๐š˜๐š›๐šœ๐šŽ, ๐šœ๐šŽ๐šŠ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐šœ๐šŒ๐š’๐šœ๐šœ๐š˜๐š›๐šœ, ๐šœ๐š™๐š˜๐š˜๐š—๐š’๐š—๐š, ๐š๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐š’๐š ๐š‹๐š›๐šž๐š’๐šœ๐šŽ๐šœ ๐š–๐šข ๐šŒ๐šŽ๐š›๐šŸ๐š’๐šก ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐š‘๐š›๐š˜๐šŠ๐š, ๐š˜๐š—๐šŽ ๐š•๐šŽ๐š ๐šž๐š™, ๐š‹๐š˜๐š๐š‘ ๐š•๐šŽ๐š๐šœ ๐šž๐š™, ๐šž๐š™๐šœ๐š’๐š๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š ๐š—, ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‹๐šŽ๐š, ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐š•๐š˜๐š˜๐š›, ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šž๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š›, ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐šŠ๐š‹๐š•๐šŽ, ๐š’๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐šŠ๐š›๐š๐šŽ๐š—, ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š‹๐šŽ๐šŠ๐šŒ๐š‘, ๐š’๐š— ๐šŠ ๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š, ๐š‹๐šข ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐š’๐š›๐šŽ, ๐šŠ๐š•๐š• ๐š๐šŠ๐šข, ๐šŠ๐š•๐š• ๐š—๐š’๐š๐š‘๐š, ๐š๐š’๐š•๐š• ๐™ธ ๐š๐š’๐šŽ.
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puppppppppy ยท 6 months ago
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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nidbaesenpai ยท 5 months ago
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Context: friend got Memory of Sadness on their first friendquest to the end of the House. Big emotional whiplash but I love it, Siffrin just wants to stay in this happy bubble with allies. :)
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