#The thing is people are just going to say I'm just hating on Vanessa

[thatiranianphantom]

That’s a great recap!

Thank you, friend!

I watched episode 9 with two friends, and after it ended I said to one "now, if you're thinking you'd like and understand this much more if you'd watched all 8 others, rest assured that isn't the way it works." She actually quite brilliantly came back with "no, you know what, I wasn't actually thinking that the thing that would make this show better was more of it."

And then she refused to watch any more episodes, so....

[monkepawbz]

Scars

A Deadpool x (female) Y/N oneshot about Wade hating his body and Y/N comforting him through the self hatred and heartbreak of losing Vanessa. (This takes place somewhere after Deadpool 3!)

"Let me see your face...take off the mask, Wade..." she pleaded, wanting to see Wade's real face. For years he had always kept the mask on, as well as the rest of the suit, and Y/N had finally grown tired of her friend/crush never letting her see the real him.

Wade's eyes fluttered closed as he hesitated for a moment, his hand reaching up to remove the mask. As he slowly removed it, he winced in shame.

"Y/N... You're really going to make me do this, aren't you?" Wade laughed joylessly, shaking his head slightly. He slowly lifted his gaze, revealing the gruesome extent of his disfigurement. His light blue eyes gleamed with a mix of vulnerability and intensity as he gazed at her. "This is what I've become. This is who I am now." The man frowned, not able to look at the woman in front of him.

She smiled softly at him, her eyes full of love and sincerity.

"You're wonderful..." she breathed, reaching up to softly caress his cheek. The mutated skin was rough against her softer fingertips, the contrast sending electricity through her veins.

Wade's expression faltered, his eyes searching hers as if trying to understand her words.

"Y/N..." The merc trailed off, his voice caught in his throat for a moment. He continued to look at her, expecting this to be some sort of trick.

"You're not supposed to say things like that. I'm a fucked up freak, remember? A walking disaster with a face only a mother could love. Shit, not even a mother could love this dumpster fire!" He looked away, his voice dropping to a whisper. "Promise me this isn't some fucked up prank or something...okay?" He pleaded.

She nodded. "I promise it's real, Wade. I think you're incredibly handsome. I just wish that you didn't hide your face away from me for so long..."

She heard him let out a long sigh, leaning back on the couch and slumping a bit dejectedly.

"I know...so much for being a good buddy, huh?" He muttered.

Wade had been friends with Y/N for a few years now, the two of them meeting when he ended up saving her from one of the people he was hired to kill. They hit it off afterwards and found comfort in one another's weirdness. It was a friendship that was deep, however...Y/N eventually fell in love with him. Watching Wade be with Vanessa was one of the hardest things she had to go through, however the relationship seemed to end as the two of them seemed to want different things in life.

"Wade...how are you doing? Are you doing okay since she..." Y/N trailed off, her throat constricting with anxiety. She looked up at him, expecting Wade to be upset. He made a small noise, his lips pressed into a straight line. After a moment, he attempted to smile.

"I'm fine, Y/N. I couldn't be better, actually! I saved the world recently! Got a cool new roommate! I call him Wolfy but he fuckin' hates it. I also have the cutest little puppy in the world now!" He beamed. Despite the happiness he tried to convey, there was something deeper in those baby blues. She looked at him, scrunching her face in concentration as she tried to read him. His eyes darted around the room, confused.

"What's all this about?" He pointed at her with a gloved hand. She shook her head and shushed him.

"You're lying. There's something else." She retorted, not convinced.

"Fuckin...alright FINE, Y/N, you got me!" He threw up his hands in mock surrender. "I like you, okay? And I've been trying to figure out whatever the HELL I'm feeling so I don't drag you down to the firey pits below with me! I mean, shit! You're a decently normal person and I'm a ticking time bomb waiting to ruin some other person's life." Wade rambled, hurt apparent in his eyes.

Y/N gently pulled him into a warm hug, and he froze.

"What is...?" he was shushed by her as she gently rubbed circles into his back, the Deadpool suit's texture feeling good against her skin.

"You don't have to be okay right now. You are hurt, and you loved her. I'm not asking you to love me right away, or even at all. However, I have to admit I have loved you for many years now. And I think you are incredibly handsome, charming and funny to be around." She explained. Wade hesitated, pulling away and standing.

"What are you saying, Y/N...?" He asked, eyes wide in shock. She looked up at him and smiled.

"I love you, Wade Wilson. I always have, and if you ever want someone to help mend that broken heart...I would like to volunteer. And I love you, scars and all." Y/N's words were soft and sweet, and Wade felt how genuine she was being.

"I...need some more time...but...yeah. I think I would like that, peanut." He gave her a lopsided smile.

"Then...how about this. We can start slow. I can try to give you healthy if you try to give me the same. We can figure this out together, even if it's messy." She held his hand in her own, giving it a light squeeze. Wade nodded.

"Deal." He said, and for once he seemed to actually believe that maybe, just maybe, someone didn't mind his scars.

[nor-4]

Can you write Mike being into mean women 👀? Like the reader, working in the same place as him, and is super mean to him during work and he's into that?

Bonus point: they're super sweet to kids, especially to Abby, like a mother figure.

Part Two

OMGOMG I WAS THINKING ON WRITING THAT TOO

Request more guys I'm starting to love writing

Pairings - Mike Schmidt ft. Mean!Reader

Warnings - Cursing and probably offensive jokes

I'll make part two of this cause i really love it

You started working on this weird pizzeria as a janitor weeks ago it's not that much job for you because there's no weird activities the animatronics had made.

It's evening in the morning and mike is already running late for his first day at work, when he arrived he saw a car and the lock is gone. So what does the key for the padlock steve gave him for?

Mike approached the door unlocking the door as he slowly entered the pizzeria as he was greeted by a flickering lights of the welcome sign.

He saw you cleaning the place as a earpods is inserted on your ears, "Another guard again. Then after this shift you'll never come back." That was your greet, you are tired of people going to this place then after the night they wouldn't come back and another person will came again.

"I won't i really need this job." Mike remarked as you looked at him and rolled your eyes out of annoyance "Whatever you say big guy." You said as you continued cleaning as mike finds his way to the monitor.

Mike wouldn't lie he find it attractive, something about you has a hit for him. He hates it when people are mean to him, but you?? Oh God..

He finally learned on how the monitor works as he switch and switch the camera to see where you are cleaning.

He started looking around as he saw a tape that has his name on it he started it as the video showed him everything he needs to know.

As the video ended he started looking around more seeing the locker, as he open the locker as the balloon boy greated him with fear. "Don't hurt yourself just because of a toy." You remarked as you sweep into his way going outside the door.

You scared him more than the balloon boy scared him he is so head over heels to you, mike stopped thinking about the toy as he started wearing the vest.

It didn't took long for vanessa to come and visit at the pizzeria. "Hey shen, come in." You dryly said as it was raining outside for vanessa to be outside. Shen is your nickname for vanessa it's simple you accidentally pronounced vanessa's name as "vanesha" that's how shen is created.

"Ohh hi mike i see you are already here and this is (y/n) she's a janitor for like a week." Vanessa said as she made you both greet yourselves, "Nice to meet you." mike said he's so nervous but he is dedicated to meet you.

"You too.." You said as you came back to cleaning while vanessa showed mike the badges as an official pizzeria guard. "is she always been that mean?" Mike asked out of nowhere, he also didn't know why he asked it.

"Hmm i tell you always, but you'll get used to it then she'll cool down a little bit." Vanessa said as she started putting the badge on mikes vest, everything went well until you guys have to go home cause the shift is over. That makes mike feel a little bit sad since he know he's gonna wait for long hours, hmm seems like he has work crush now.

The next next night mike bring abby with him since max never came after the whole stealing thing on the pizzeria.

As every night you were always there first so mike didn't really struggle much as you already started cleaning.

"good evening (y/n)" mike greeted you as you turned around seeing a little girl beside him which excites you, "Ohh hi little girl.." You greeted the child beside mike waving to her completely ignoring mike's greet, as vanessa said he already got used to it on how many times he had tried talking to you.

"I'm (Y/n), what's your name?" You asked as you kneeled into her level as she gave the same energy you had, "I'm abby.." Abby responded as she shyly admired your beauty.

"Nice to meet you abby." You said as you smiled at her, "Mike how could you make abby stay this late." you scolded mike as he tried explaining but you shush him bringing abby with you into the room where mike works as you grab a few seats a long the way to make a fort for abby.

"How do you know i love fort?" Abby curiously asked as you started making the fort, "I don't really, but when i was a kid i used to love forts so i just thought you would like it." you explained as you are making everything perfect for abby to sleep.

"Are you hungry?" You asked abby as she sat beside the fort, "I'm not that hungry but thank you." abby said as she smiled seeing the fort as mike stand leaning at the door as he adored how you manage to gain abby's trust.

"Good night abby.." you said with a smile as you cover her up with blanket as she fall asleep fast.

"Stop staring and start helping me clean schmidt." You said as you stood up coming back to your mean self which mike really loved but seeing you act so motherly to abby makes him really feel happy.

Both of you started cleaning around the place which made both of you really tired especially thinking on how big the place is and stacking up the heavy chairs. Because of tiredness both of you decided to sleep on where the monitor is.

Another hour had passed as abby was woken up by a voice calling her, she is quick to respond as she crawled out of the forst seeing both you deeply asleep. She tried lightly pushing mike but he is still asleep.

Abby started walking around the place going to the main place where the animatronics are. Abby greeted the animatronics as it started approaching her.

Mike is already have with his dream as he is woken up by you "Mike! Mike wake the fuck up! Abby is gone." You said as you panickly said as you heard a scream making both of you run into the dining area.

"Abby!" Mike yelled as you guys saw the animatronics circling around abby as she kept on screaming, it didn't take a while for the animatronics to look both of you as fear creeped you.

As mike picked up a chair as if it has any use as the bear animatronics approached him, "Hey.. They're wouldn't stop thought i was gonna die. Freddy this is my brother mike and that's (y/n)." Abby said as she made freddy acknowledge both of you.

"Abby what is this?" Mike terrifiedly asked as freddy couldn't stop staring at him like a mad man, as he turned to you as you greet him with a wave. "Come on i wanna meet you the others." Abby said to mike as she grab your hands to meet the other animatronics.

"So this is bonnie, foxy and chica." Abby stated their name as mike slowly walked on where both of you and abby are standing.

[sugashook]

I think Althea represents wades love as like was basically said in dp1 "love is blind wade " and wade tells her "no you are" he is arguing with his own self pointlessly.

And he constantly disrespects her but she's all he has . He's like a giant red heart and all he has is his love to keep him company. He's a lonely heart and she's all he has .

And then he's like even my love is broken like I am, she can't walk without tripping, I won't help her do much except for to keep us alive basically, you know it's just a mess. just like his powers all he knows how to do is survive.

And then he's telling Logan about her and disrespects her in the way he describes her (but he tries not to better each movie kinda) and then he's like to logan "But that's what she is, she's blind." He's describing his love and feelings to Logan. and justifying his self-hate, being confused like, that's all there is to my love. i call it how it is. like it's so simple. its like kinda how he sees himself as a jokey disability guy perhaps. hes extremely insecure.(duh)

And then later on when he asks Logan to meet his symbolic love, Althea. He looks at Logan and reminds himself to treat his love with more respect and calls her Althea. Even though she comes to him screaming and cussing about wanting cocaine.

Like think of it if like your affection is in the shape of an old helpless blind coke addicted lady screaming and cussing full speed at you as you let someone else into your life. I think wade would want to prepare people for that by talking down on himself.

For example, so funny my love is a joke right, i'm a joke? i'm so pathetic? RIGHT? like in the scene at the first party, and Vanessa laughs at the self deprecation and wade is hurt after. "its just me and blind al sleeping in the same bed together" something like that.

i feel like thats also his own self or half of his heart or whole heart being tired of himself and growing more depressed over his situation with love in his life.

and Logan is like always noticing his lies, and bad behaviors and says don't talk about yourself like that. he's never going with the flow. he's the harsh reality check, that won't laugh along or laugh things off. etc. "jesus thats what you call her? you call her blind al?"

Like wade's like I'm crazy, I depend a lot on help from others, I'm an addict I have all these issues, I yell I talk a lot, i have a disability, i'm too much for others ,etc..

but on the other hand, his love is blind which is always a beautiful positive thing and it's soooo trueee. Like I need a lot from people but I give a lot , no matter who you are . His love is pure he's extremely child-like and innocent. but it's also child like in a way where he can't process things as an adult, he processes them badly, like a confused child.

[marilynthornhilllover]

Just a little bit Colder

Mean!Vanessa shelly x fem!Reader

Warning: smut, bathroom sex, use of vibrator, clitoral play, cunniligus ( literally 2 licks) , enemies to lovers, hate sex, degradation at the finest, slight praise kink, mommy kink, sucking of nipples, choking and slapping kink, smoking of cigarettes, pet names, age gap, slight spanking, hair pulling, mean vanessa, orgasm denial, naive reader etc the list terribly goes on.

You and Mike had been friends for quite some time. The both of you first met eachother at a Cafe that you once worked at, one morning abby his younger sister was having a little tantrum because Mike didn't want to buy her Lemon donuts, being the generous person that you were you offered to purchase them for her out of your pocket money.

Obviously Mike refused, thanking you for the kind gesture but the little girl just wouldn't stop fussing. About one decade or eternity later she left him with no other option than to take up your offer. The both of you exchange numbers and they left the Cafe.

Now that was about two months ago. You never heard back from Mike. Not that you wanted too. It's just a little small conversation would be nice. You brushed it off as nothing and carried on with your life. Mike was not your type to begin with and the both of you were the same age, and you had a thing for older people.

You were at your friends house for her brother birthday party when you heard a notification from your phone. You glanced at the screen to see a pop up message from Mike.

It read : sorry to ask such a big favor of you so late, especially how we don't really know eachother quite well, but guessing by the gesture you made the other day I hope your a kind person. Would you mind watching my little sister tomorrow at 7am, I have a little mission at the station and it's gonna take all day and I don't wanna leave her home unattended.... please?

You sighed gently before pushing your phone back into your pocket. It's not that you didn't want to, or that you had a problem with babysitting his little sister, the poor guy just needs a hand. But there's no way your gonna get up at 7 am in the morning just to watch some dudes sister for the entire day.

You had other things to do and places to be. You tried your best to enjoy the rest of the night but your phone just kept going off, drawing your friends attention to you.

" who's messaging you so much y/n" asked one of your close friend ava. You flashed her a annoyed face before pulling out your phone from your back pocket. Again a pop up message read.

" please, I'll even pay you if you'd like"

You groaned softly before typing out a quick response.

" I'll think about it and message you in the morning, I'm busy right now, just like you I also have a busy life" if it sounded harsh then that's because you intended it to sound harsh. You pushed your friend playfully back into the party mood as the both of you danced your souls away for the rest of the night.

After you got home you undressed and took a quick shower. As you were doing your skincare routine your phone dinged again. You huffed glancing down at what he had to say this time.

" 300$ and I'll add a 50 if I'm late after work, it's your time really and I'd appreciate it" you sighed, at this point you gaved in. Once more you texted a quick reply before entering your room to dry off.

" I'll be there as early as I can *smilie face emoji* ".

The next morning you groaned as the sun light kissed you from behind the curtains. sighing you took a slight glance at your alarm clock.

9: 45 A.M

You practically flew from your bed, your duvet quickly being abandoned on the floor. You checked your phone to see four missed calls from Mike and three pop up messages asking where you were and if your still on. You mutter shit over and over again before dashing into the shower. After getting ready you tried calling Mike but there were zero response.

It's either he turned off his phone or he blocked your number.

You checked your chat to see if he had sent you his location before quickly driving over to his place.

You pulled up in his driveway and parked your car. You fixed your hair and lip gloss before walking up to the door and knocking gently. Your mind wondered off as you tried to come up with excuses to tell Mike as to why you were late, or after all his car wasn't in the driveway so you diverted your mind to ways in which you can try trick a little girl into thinking you weren't a completely bad person for showing up late.

You were snapped out of your trance when the door flew open. You averted your eyes to the person infront of you. Standing infront of you was a very, very good looking blonde hair lady dressed in police clothes. She was a slight dirty blonde, crystal blue eyes and a nice fucking body shape. Her facial expression however spoke for itself.... it wasn't as pleasant as she seem to appear.

" yes?" Her voice was warm, welcoming, yet so cold and bitter as if she was someones old grummy grandfather who already accepted his fate and wanted to go out to this world. Your words got caught in your throat as you took a step back away from her. It's as if all of the air was pushed out of your lungs.

You didn't want to be viewed as some creep so you quickly answered.

" um, i- uh I'm here for abby" you spoke, looking behind her to see the young girl on the sofa with another young girl playing with dolls and stuff animals. You gaze went back to the blonde woman infront of you when she stepped down onto the step below you and closed the door. At this rate she was just centimeters away from your lips.

You could feel her hot breath tickle the hairs on your neck as she loomed over you by perhaps two inches.

" you better explain yourself properly young lady before I arrest you, for trespassing and attempt of kidnap of a minor" she spoke, her hand reaching for her gun slightly. You'd be lying if you said she didn't look hot right now. A slight hair strand blowing in her face, eyebrows stressed together and lips perched together closely.

" trespassing? Fucking kidnap? Who are you judge judy? Look Mike had asked me last night if I could watch Abby for him today, I woke up late and he's not answering his phone, I don't know what hero your try'na play, or who you are but you need to chill, it doesn't suit you" the woman's expression changed by the Slightest with her lip curving into a thin smirk but it didn't soften.

She stepped back up on the door step and pulled out her phone, she dialed some numbers before the Phone began ringing. She eyed you suspiciously before Turning around just as the person picked up.

" hi, yeah mike- no nothings wrong abbys fine. Look there's some girl at your door, claiming" she air quotes the word before sneaking a sheer glance at you before turing back around. " that she's here to babysit Abby" she pauses for a moment while nodding before hanging up. She opens the door and turns her body side ways for you to enter.

Her eyes undressed your body and your choice of clothing as you entered. Just before you could step foot over the line of the door, her hand grapped your stomach and brought you close towards her chest.

" did you forget the occasion or were you originally planning to go to a strip club for some extra cash?" She asked, again you couldn't breathe. She was toxic, like a drug. Her scent was luring. It's like everything about this woman was a trap. She's to good to be true. You removed her hand from your stomach noticing that her hands are vainy. You gulped as you tried your best to suppress the moan that was itching to be realesed from your throat.

You waved at abby and her friend as they made their way inside of Abbys room to continue playing with their dolls. You turned around to look at the woman slowly sipping her coffee as she stared at you intensely. You cringed as you placed both your hands on your hips.

You averted your gaze away from hers, looking around the house you noticed that it wasn't bad. It was quite very modern and slightly fancy, it was small but the coziness of it definitely won over that speculation. You turned back around and to your surprise the blondie was smoking, you sighed as walked up to her. Her eyes immediately locked on yours, so hooded and lingering, filled with what seems to be lust and desire.

" look little girl, if your here to annoy me, just go home, I mean your presence isn't even needed here, abby has me. She surely doesn't need a slut to take care of her i mean come on-" you zoned out, your face showing pure disbelief as you felt utter disrespect. What did she just call you?.... you felt your body shake with rage as your jaw tensed. You were the type of person to have watery eyes when you were angry.

You looked at her badge and saw her name.

" how about you go fuck yourself vanessa, mhm how about that. And who are you to call me a fucking slut? Atleast you've never fucked me. You know what I'll leave and make sure you explain in perfect detail to mike why I left, you little shit" you stormed into the bathroom in a way of trying to calm your nerves.

After some time the door to the bathroom opened and closed. You looked into the mirror only to make eye contact with Vanessa. Before either of you could utter a word to eachother she grabbed your hair from behind forcing you to arch your back as her chest pressed against your back.

You let out a soft whimper looking up at her through the mirror, teary-eyed. Her eyes were dark and sultry as they bore into your soul setting you on fire. She brought her lips close to your ear and her tongue gently licked your earlobe before pulling it into her mouth and sucking on it before her hand that wasn't occupied in your hair travled down your body.

" vanny please-" at this point you could feel as your moral side betray you. your mind went completely fuzzy, your body yearned for her touch, her touch, the touch of the devil herself.

" begging already sweetie, thought you told me to go fuck myself, now you want mommy to fuck you? Is that it?" She asked tugging on your hair harshly, you moaned as your eyes rolled back slightly when her cold finger tips brushed against your clothed cunt.

" so desperate for mommy.... I asked a question slut, do you want me to fuck you" her tone was harsh and demanding as she spanked your ass before rubbing it slightly after you cried out. Making eye contact with her again you noticed she had something in the pocket of her police vest. Something rather bulged and purple colored.

You breath hitched as you groaned in desperation rubbing your thighs together for relief. Upon noticing this vanessa smiled before spanking you again which naturally caused you to reopen your legs, giving her the perfect access needed to get to your cunt. She used her hands to pull down your tank top exposing your breast to her as your nipples erected from the temperature in the room.

You turned your body around swiftly connecting your lips with hers in a heated kiss, as if the bathroom wasn't humid already. Vanessa smirked against your lips as she listened to the whiny sounds you made in attempt to get up onto the counter. She tapped your legs, a way of telling you to jump in which you did before she gently placed you onto the counter.

She pulled away from the kiss leaving a small bridge of saliva from your mouth back to hers. She hitched your skirt up around your abdomen, eyes flicking back up to yours. She watched as you nodded and bit your bottom lip before she proceeded to kneel.

Her tongue ran over the areas of your inner thighs causing you to slightly shiver, your head falling back against the mirror. She smirked before grabbing the hemming of your lace panties - God you really came prepared for her to fuck you. She pulled your panties to the side while still maintaining her mission on leaving only marks for her to see inside of your thighs.

The cold air on your cunt was driving you crazy, you needed her so unbelievably bad, you've had sex with other women but none has come close to making you feel how vanessa is currently making you feel - as if you were floating to a place far, far away where the two of you would be able to fuck forever.

Your fingers intertwined in her golden locks, pulling her face towards your cunt but vanessa was quick, she immediately pulled alway before coming face to face with you. Her eyes were lidded and not a sheer piece of mercy was evident in them. Her gaze dropped to your breast before returning to your eyes.

Again with that Goddam smirk. You gasped as she latched her mouth onto your left nipple, your head fell back as your eyes closed in utter pleasure. You felt as her cold finger tips wonder down your belly, mound then slowly as they crept all the way down to your slit before sandwiching two fingers into your slit as slightly stretched your hole without thrusting her fingers into you.

" oh god- fuck- vanessa please" your moan was soft and breathy as it almost came out as a whisper or a plea. Vanessa's tongue continued to suck horrendously on your small bud as her tongue swirled and poked at it now and then. She chuckled darkly feeling your hips lift in attempt to reach or receive some sort of friction or pleasesure.

" such a good girl mommy" she muttered before releasing your bud with a small ' pop' sound. She gaved you a sinister look before her finger tip began to rub tight , fast circles around your clit. Again your head fell back, grabbing her biceps your back arched off the counter slightly as you lost all control to your moral self, every single ounce of self respect that was left in you.

Vanessa now owned you and your mind, you were now hers.

She could feel as your pussy covered her finger in a new layer of wetness. She watched as your thighs trembled slightly. She gazed up at you but your eyes were already focused on her slender fingers rubbing big circles on your puffy bud. Your skin was drenched in sweat as your chest rised and fell with every breath you took. Feeling your oragsm quickly approaching.

An idea popped into her head and she immediately followed suit. She wanted to see, really how far you'd go for her. She stopped fingering your clit and slid that same finger down to your aching hole before teasing you by circling around it very, very slowly almost not even moving at all.

She chuckled as she felt you clench around nothing.

" Pleasepleaseplease" you whispered as a prayer. She leaned down towards your neck, slowly leaving open mouthed kisses down your drenched skin and your collarbone, causing you to shiver. It's safe to say that you were an absolute raging needy whore for her and only her.

Her hot breath tortured your neck as she spoke up" what do you want my love? Use your words" she husked, her voice deep and husky, slowly draining you of all you sanity. Suddenly you felt as she thrusted two fingers into your cunt, curling her fingers at the right spot as your gummy walls clamped down on her fingers, greedily begging her to stay.

You eyes rolled back as you let out a pornographic moan. Again she removed her fingers from you hole causing you to sigh in utter frustration. At this point you were getting fed up, you wanted what you wanted and she wasn't giving you what she said she'd provide.

" fuck! Would you just fuck me already bitch!" You realized what had just come out of your mouth when vanessa entire face went dark. Her pupils completely delayed. You couldn't read her expressions or even break down what could possibly be thinking. You've never regretted anything in your life more than this moment.

"I'm sor-" before you could finish your sentence you felt a hot stink across your cheek. You turned to look at vanessa, shocked. Did she just... slap you..... you'd probably slap her back but God it just made you get wetter.

" do it again" Vanessa's eyebrow quirked as a slight curve appeared on her lips but just as fast as it appeared it disappeared. Her hand came down again on your cheek causing you to whimper. You felt as her hand gripped your neck in a rather harsh manner. She brought your face closer to hers, lips inches around.

This woman would be the death of you.

Not only was she older by twelve years, she's blonde, has blue eyes, a hot cop and she's rough.

Her hands squeezed your cheeks, snapping you out of your trance. You definitely ignited something mysterious within her, another side that you were longing to see. To feel .

" do not fuck with me little girl. I will fuck you up" her voice crack a little and you tried - you really tried with every cell in your body not to laugh but just your human. Vanessa tightened her grip around your neck and slammed your head against the mirror causing you to moan.

" you take me for a joke? That's what it is? I'll show you the real joke" although you had no clue what she meant you had the perfect idea what she was referring too. Vanessa got up and unzipped her pocket, she pulled out a small shiny pink circle looking object before kneeling again. You felt as her tongue flicked up and down your slit twice before the small object slipped into you.

" get dressed" she demanded and you just compiled. After fixing your clothing as best as possible. you exited after her to find abby and her friend eating Mac and cheese and Mike standing in the kitchen making bacon and grilled cheese sandwich. You froze.

Vanessa was already sitting at the dinner table smoking a cigarette as if nothing had just happened. When she looked eyes on you she immediately averted them back towards mike. She cleared her throat mike turned around to face Vanessa before glancing up at you. He smiled softly.

" hi y/n! So glad you made it, I trust that you two have been getting along?" You nodded and he smiled before glancing over at vanessa who was breathing smoke through her nose, eyes fixed on you, making you shiver as you quickly look away. She left you so needy and destroyed begging for her mercy.

Poor Mike, only if he knew what went down in his bathroom. The sinful Arora he would smell if he were to enter it now. The sweat of the counter, fog on the glass. The smell of sex would haunt him forever.

" I know how...well... unreasonable vanessa can be at time, anyway I came home early for lunch so I thought I'd make us some, wanna stay for some?" He asked and that's when you felt it. The vibrations, the intense shocking in your vagina. You grabbed onto the counter as you let out a small mouth which you covered up as a groan.

" sorry. Its just Cramps. girl stuff" Mike nodded in understanding.

" let me get you my mom's old hot water and jel compress" he said before he left to go into the bedroom. You felt Vanessa's piercing gaze. Gazing over at her you both locked together in a trance. She winked at you just as Mike returned. You thanked him and he went back to cooking.

Neither of you broke your gazes. You knew things were about to get heated as she secretly showed you her phone with the vibrators settings. Your chest continued to rise and fall as the ache between your legs only continued to grew. Vanessa shelly will be the death of you.

[austinslounge]

You'll not have me sympathizing with that ugly ass bitch who is holding Austin's dog hostage all these years. Not that bitch who made shady comments when he was getting dragged for his voice. Not that bitch who was abusive to him! I don't like Kaia either but y'all don't bring Vanessa here to justify your hate towards her.

I love it when complete strangers on the internet who weren't even in a relationship try to re-write history or think that they know a couple's entire relationship based on rumors they've heard on the internet. 🙄

Listen, I go by an entire picture and things that I've seen with my own eyes in order to make up my judgment about someone, because people are usually multifaceted, and typically are not all angel or all devil. Most people are very nuanced and have many different levels to their personality.

Take a seat, because I have lots to say.

1) First of all, Vanessa isn't "ugly". If anything, she's probably more naturally beautiful 👀

2) You know that Vanessa is holding Austin's dog "hostage" how exactly? 🥴 Were you actually there when she and Austin had a conversation about the dog? 🤔 Let's just use common sense here for a second. If anything, she probably kept the dog after the breakup because she knew that Austin would be busy filming "Elvis" for months, and didn't want the dog to be jumping from home to home. No doubt, the dog grew very attached to Vanessa while Austin was busy working. Darla was living with Austin and Vanessa for years after his mother died, and it would have probably been more stable (and healthy!) for the dog to not be left for months without its owner. You do realize that Austin got sick right after "Elvis" filming ended, and then he also went right into MOTA filming right after right? If anything, Vanessa has provided a stable, loving home for the dog, especially since Austin doesn't have any immediate family members who could have watched the dog for him while he's busy filming on location. It's actually probably helped Austin that he doesn't have a dog to worry about or take care of as his sole responsibility while he's busy working and building his adult career in Hollywood.

3) Wrt to the shady comments.... I personally don't think that Vanessa should have been doing that. So I definitely agree with you there. I feel that when a breakup occurs in the public eye, it's best for both parties to take the high road and keep things civil. I don't condone Vanessa's shady remarks towards Austin or her petty behavior after the breakup. To me, it was dumb, unnecessary, and wasn't a classy way to handle a breakup at all. At the same time, I do recognize that people are only human, and that most of the "shade" she was throwing was coming out two years after they broke up, around the time that she was having to see him everywhere due to "Elvis" prep. Having to see an ex all the time after a breakup isn't always easy. To me, the fact that she was still triggered by Austin two years after a breakup reveals to me just how much she must have loved that man. You're not behaving that way unless you are HURT. The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. While I don't think Vanessa behaved her best during this time, I still recognize as a woman how it feels to go through a breakup. This was a man that she loved for nearly 9 years. Perhaps the breakup came suddenly? We weren't there. We don't know what transpired or what things were said when they broke up. I'm not making any excuses for her behavior, I'm just sharing a different pov. I still don't think she should have behaved that way -- especially towards a man that she dated and supposedly loved for so long. It was petty, it was immature, it was uncalled for, but at the same time, can we really say that we've never been hurt by a breakup before and behaved in ways that probably weren't our finest moments? 🤔

4) "Abusive"? So, you're choosing to believe one or two random reports on the internet which may (or may not) be true, over a span of a nearly 9-year relationship? 🤔 Do you really think Austin (a man who has plenty of options) would have been with Vanessa for nearly 9 years if she had really been an abusive girlfriend? Are we talking about the same Vanessa who helped Austin with his sick and dying mother? The same Vanessa who was always so super supportive of Austin so publicly, was over the moon for him when he got the Elvis role, and who always posted sweet msgs about him publicly on social media? The same Vanessa who threw Austin birthday parties? Do we also REALLY think that Austin's older sister Ashley would have been so close with Vanessa (even had her in her freaking wedding!!) if Vanessa had really had a history of being abusive and a jerk towards Austin? 🤔 Think about that for a second. Do you really think Ashley would still be following Vanessa on social media to this day if Vanessa had really done something so utterly bad to Austin during (and after!) their relationship? Do you think Austin's mother would have loved Vanessa if that were the case? Are we talking about the same Vanessa who seemed to love Austin to pieces and couldn't keep her hands off of him? The same Vanessa who was there for Austin through his depression, through his mom's death, who supported him with love throughout his career? The same Vanessa that Austin looked deeply in love with and actually seemed happy around? That one?

5) Nobody is bringing in Vanessa to justify their "hate" for Kaia. (I don't "hate" Kaia btw -- I just don't think she's the right match for Austin) Some people just notice the stark difference in how Austin looked with Vanessa for 9 years, vs how he looks with Kaia in his "less abusive" relationship. 🙄

Look, you don't have to like Vanessa -- in fact I completely understand why some fellow Austin fans might even dislike her (she's done a few side-eye worthy things over the years imo). But to paint Vanessa with a huge wide negative brush like she's some character villain in a movie is just weird to me.

People have ups and downs. Sometimes, people say and do things they don't mean. At times, couples have fights. It happens. We weren't in the Aunessa relationship. We don't know every single little thing that happened.

All I know is what I see with my own eyes, and to me (to me), Austin looked far happier with Vanessa for years (and even Lily Rose Depp) than he has looked with Kaia. JMHO

I know some fans want to villain-ize Vanessa in order to make themselves feel better about the breakup or about his current relationship, but I'm just going by the photo and video evidence, and there is nothing that I've seen that gives me the impression that Vanessa was "Abusive" towards him. And unless Austin himself comes out and says that about her, all we're relying on is hearsay over the internet, especially when we've never seen any photo or video evidence of the sort, nor seen anything in Austin's body language to imply that in all the years that they were together.

[veelzievul]

Honestly, when it comes to canon, I feel like the “WillCare” theory is way too overlooked and despised in the fandom. For those who don't know: “WillCare” is the theory that William actually cared for his family, and many believe that, well.. He didn't. My point is, such surface-level overview of a character's psychology is just... Wrong. When it comes to villainous characters, people just LOVE to exaggerate their recklessness and carelessness, like “oh yeah he doesn't care about anyone or anything cuz he's so cold and cool and stuff 🤪”, and that's just an understanding of a character so dry it genuinely makes me sad. I mean, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but I've seen people literally getting attacked for not agreeing to William being a literal heartless monstrosity

In my opinion, Afton is (OBVIOUSLY) affected by a mental illness, which makes him less empathetic and more risky with his decisions which leads to him displaying serious neglect towards people he should care about

He does not know right and wrong, exposing his family to danger he doesn't see as “that serious”, and he often prioritizes minor victories in his passion over them, which, obviously, creates an appearance of a heartless person, but could actually be a result of him just being... Unstable. Ill.

When it comes to people who are ill, you can't just choose one side of a spectrum and proclaim you're correct. When trying to prove their point, i've seen a lot of people say something like “he did (bad thing), (bad thing) and (bad thing), obviously he doesn't care about anyone! But don't bring up (that one thing where he displayed actual care) because it's overshadowed by the amount of the bad deeds”

Why not take valid arguments into account? The relationships of a character is not some rock-concrete “yes or no” question, it's not “one or the other”, and I think many people fail to understand that. For example, if William actually did not care about anyone, why would he continuously tell Elizabeth not to go to Circus Baby? What would be the point of that? If he did not care what child would be the test subject of the kidnapping mechanism, why care if it's Elizabeth or not? In fact, if it was her, it would be even beneficial to him, as nobody would question his innocence as the owner of the restaraunt if it was his child that dissapeared, and it would be just one less mouth to feed. You can't just leave that out as “inferior” to the arguments that prove his horribleness. Why would he organize a birthday party at his restaraunt for the Crying Child if he did not care? And, when it comes to the movie, why would William give away personal belongings of the victims, his “trophies”, to his daughter? Why would he care to make his kid happy with yet another toy if he could just keep it somewhere, hidden? I think it's obvious he viewed his children as his children, just very negligently exposing them to danger and hurting them with his experiments or his blind devotion to his work. When he stabs Vanessa, you can see a moment of thought and regret in his eyes – which is, of course, just a speculation, but adds to the point.

I feel like people just hate the assumption of Afton being actually human with human feelings, which are, surprise-surprise!, complex, and complexity is what makes a good character. You don't need a character to be literal Satan to be considered a worthy villain, and accepting their humane characteristics does not equal justification for their wrongs. In fact, if you cannot consider a character a villain if they're not the incarnation of evil in their every aspect, it's possible that you find any positive or neutral feature of theirs a worthy excuse that cancels out their every wrongdoing and makes them “less of an antagonist”, which puts your understanding of right and wrong to the question.

Just to be clear, I am not trying to attack anyone in this post, I am not seeking to start an argument – all I'm saying is, if you take EVERYTHING into account, it is false to decide on just one part of a character's behaviour and call it absolute. You should be equally accepting of all opinions and not start unnecessary fights on the internet because somebody thinks differently. Be nice spread love

btw guys english is not my mother language don't question my wording I don't know what I'm saying either

[monty-glasses-roxy]

Hold on something's just hit me.

If everyone in the Plex were to believe that Gregory dropped Cassie at the end of Ruin to keep himself from being found, whether he did it or not, wouldn't that make Roxy to one most able to understand him?

As Mimic's guard dog, surely she would know the lengths you have to go through to keep that fucker trapped. A whole team of Raceway construction workers went straight to their deaths down there. Roxy won't let the Raceway be repaired and re-opened in order to keep people safe. She's probably been able to see Mimic and its victims through the floor this entire time, she knows what it can do and what it's done, even if she doesn't know the full extent of it.

She's willing to sacrifice her Raceway and Salon to keep people from finding Mimic. Her pride and joys, basically her whole reason for being built in the first place. They're not worth the risk to her.

Whether Gregory sacrificed Cassie to keep Mimic trapped or not, surely Roxy would realise some sort of similarity. She may think doing that to Cassie was too far, she may think he's a monster for even considering it and she may feel as though nothing could justify what he did... But there's a part of her that gets it. The absolute terror that comes at the slightest possibility that Mimic could escape. She gets that sacrifices have to made, fuck she's made those sacrifices herself. She would never have sacrificed someone for this, that's why she ran headfirst at Mimic instead of just sealing the exits again, but there could be that tiny little part of her that feels the need to constantly to remind her that Gregory was trying to do the same thing she was.

The key difference here, is that if Gregory had done it, it would fall in line with almost everything else we've seen him do. The sacrifices he makes, are of other people, and not himself. He sacrificed Roxy, Chica and Monty to upgrade Freddy for his safety and possibly the safety of Vanessa. If he also dropped Cassie, then he's once again sacrificing someone else for the sake of his own safety. Not like he has that much else to lose, but I'm drawing comparisons here.

Roxy on the other hand, sacrifices herself. She sacrificed her Raceway and her Salon for the benefit of both herself and others. Unlike Gregory finding himself in a hopeless situation and hurting others to get out of it, Roxy was given this job (probably) and chose to give up what little she has in the world to keep the situation from happening. Even when Cassie deactivates her and ends up face to face with Mimic, Roxy jumps straight at it to buy her time to escape which could have easily killed her.

So now you have Roxy, who unfortunately does understand Gregory's choice to drop Cassie (if she believes he did it which yeah she probably does) but has absolutely no sympathy for him. She couldn't care less about him. There's potentially a fearful little voice in her head that she's the same as Gregory that fuels her anger towards him even more. She hasn't ever sacrificed someone else to keep the Mimic at bay and she's been doing it for fuck knows how long, what gives Gregory a free pass? Maybe if he hadn't stolen her fucking eyes she would have been able to stop the whole thing from getting that far anyway!

I'm not saying this to frame Gregory as a villain or anything. I don't think he dropped Cassie and I still think it was entirely Freddy's fault for what happened to the others in SB. I just think this is interesting from a character stand point. The one person that could understand the choices they've made to keep Mimic from escaping is each other, but they're both too hateful of each other for it to affect anything... If they were ever to settle their differences, I think it would have to start here. The only common ground they share, is the one thing no one else does.

But Gregory didn't even fucking do it so I bet that goes well lmao

[percyaugod]

FNAF Movie AU: Friendly Rabbit

The previously mentioned weird FNAF Movie AU I dreamt, as warned.

The kids thought the yellow rabbit was their friend because originally he was. There was someone else who wore the suit before William. It was Michael and he was William's twin. Which is why they looked so much alike and were always getting confused with one another.

William, Michael, and Henry all owned and ran the together. Michael and William are the faces of the business and the ones in the Fredbear and Spring Bonnie suits, while Henry prefers to just stay behind the scenes and do things like work on the robots. That way he could do what he loved and bring joy to children without having to deal with people.

They're so close Henry even named Mike after Michael, which is why William doesn't go after Mike until years later, and Garrett after William's middle name.

I'm not sure if Vanessa is William's daughter, considering everything. Depending on how young she was when it happened she might not remember if her father had a brother. If he used a different name he could have always just changed it to hide his identity. As we see in the movie, this is something William would do.

Michael dies to some teenagers' stupid prank. They throw a bucket of water on him or something and you can hear the springlocks start to come loose. Michael trying to control his breathing and not move even though he's panicking while William is telling him it's going to be okay while he and Henry try to get the suit off of him. They don't get it off in time.

Michael is trying to keep calm despite the fear in his eyes while Henry and William work to get him out. He's trying to comfort them, saying everything will be okay. William hates it because Michael is the one that needs to be comforted, not them.

This gives William a reason to want to hurt Henry and kids since the prank and suit killed Michael.

[dayfalwastaken]

The Devil meets the Rabbit's proxy.

“I do hate to see squandered potential. You understand. Your ex-employer, Mr. Afton, had neglected to inform you of… well, everything that was important. Things you should have known before you were sent to act independently, as much as you could have, anyway… given your particular… predicament.” He walked around her. Slowly, and almost gracefully, taking careful steps and speaking as if he was disappointed, though also a bit amused. “In spite of your lack of general, er- information, however… you have performed spectacularly.” He stopped right before her, holding his hands in front of himself like one would do when saying a prayer. “Such performance warrants… reward.”

She didn’t wait for him to continue. Her mind went to the one thing she’d wanted since the start. Above his promises and certainties about her future, above her own goals, small as they were. She’d never forgotten why she’d started this in the first place. Ever since her “birth”, the sole purpose for pushing so far…

“I want-” She couldn’t get three words out before the other’s expression turned pitying.

“-I apologize, Miss Vanny, but I cannot bring your mother back.”

She felt like screaming. Like she would rip her hair off and claw her eyes out the next second.

Finally, after the hell she’d endured for almost two years, she’d found someone who could have helped her. Saved the remainders of her mental well-being. Saved…

Because despite those memories not belonging to her, she had them all the same. Vanny remembered the lies she had told at the pressure of her old man- the betrayed look on her mother’s face as she lost the court battle. And later, the police coming to inform them of what had happened. It was all there, always. The guilt, first and foremost, followed by the determination. The pain too. Not just Vanessa’s.

And just as hope had begun to shine her way, there was nothing. Again. As it had been with Afton. A possibility of peace ripped out of her grasp.

She supposed she did not deserve it after all the lives she’d cut short.

She didn’t know why she kept going. Why she put herself through this hell instead of trying her hardest to fight back. There was nothing left to lose, after all. Nothing to be threatened with. Vanessa had had her life striped of any source of joy long ago, and with her… so had Vanny’s.

“Do not look so downcast, my dear. There is something else I can offer… Something that I know you would find of… equal value.”

“Yeah? What’s that?” She barked back, venom dripping from her tone. She was tired of everyone’s bullshit.

The Shadow Freddy tipped his head forward, dots of light gleaming brighter in the darkness that surrounded most of his form. She didn’t have to see him smile to know he had done so.

“Agency.”

The void enveloped him once again, and in his place a spotlight shined, illuminating a round wooden table with a VR headset on top.

“Put on the headset, Miss Vanny. Put it on and… face your reflection.”

...

(This is a a preview of chapter 23, but I just had to get it out. Y'know, to let people know of what comes after. I guess I shouldn't be wondering why it's taking me so long to post the next chapter if I'm working ahead, should I XD 😅?)

[darthpastry]

Incorrect Quotes of the Kingdom Pt. 7 (Ft. FNaF)

Gregory: How do you even pronounce 'gif'?

Tulin: As opposed to...?

Gregory: Jif.

Link: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Gregory: Hate that. Leave.

Link: What gif I don't want to?

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Link: New alignment idea, chaotic lawful. I have a strict moral code, but no one can figure out what it is.

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Vanessa: You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help.

Michael: I went to the park today.

Vanessa: There we go! I hope you got something from that.

Michael: *opens jacket* This duck.

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Link: *ordering a cake over the phone.*

Shop employee: "Uh-huh. Would you like your cake to say anything?

Link: *covers phone and looks at everyone.* Do we want a talking cake?

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Link: Ah, I used to play back in my gory days.

Tulin: You mean glory days?

Link: That to.

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Vanessa: I really like Eminem.

Gregory: I prefer skittles.

Glamrock Freddy: I think she means the rapper.

Gregory: Why would you eat the wrapper?!

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Sonia: We call that a traumatic experience.

Rauru: *to Link* Not a "bruh moment".

Teba: *to Tulin* Not "sadge".

Glamrock Freddy: *to Gregory* And definitely not "oof lmao".

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Springtrap: Enough! How dare you mock me in this manner?!

Michael: How would you like to be mocked? I'm taking requests.

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Link: When I get Doordash I order 20 Cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don’t have to pay the delivery fee multiple times.

Rauru: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Link: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I've never met a burger I couldn't eat.

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Roxy: If I didn't know any better, I would say you're impressed.

Gregory: But you do know better.

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Gregory: You... you said I could trust you. You said you were a gamer!

Tulin: I only play mobile games...

Gregory: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Cassie: Did you ever like... have a pet run away and find it or anything?

Gregory: I had a lizard I burnt.

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Gregory:  I’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because I don’t have money, but I do have fists and I am always angry.

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Link: What are you, five?

Ganondorf: Yeah, five heads taller than you.

Link: ....

Ganondorf: I'm sorry, please don't kick my ankles again.

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Purah: If Coca-Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.

Link: Removing the rust, obviously.

Rauru: That is NOT how it works.

Tulin: I've been drinking Coca-Cola for years and my body is rust free. Check and mate, my good sir.

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Springtrap: Name ONE bad thing I've done this week.

Henry: Do you want the list organized by date, location, or amount of people hurt?

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Michael: Yes, I make a lot of bad decisions that put me and other people in danger.

Henry: ... and?

Michael: Nah, that's it.

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Sonia: Are you worried?

Zelda: About what? But yes.

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Gregory: Your vibes, m'lord.

Link: Check them for me, my court jester.

Tulin: *faint jingling followed by a thud.*

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Glamrock Freddy: Guys, I just walked past the nightguard watching Naruto on her phone.

Monty: You fool, that's her training video.

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Glamrock Chica: The best part of an oreo is the black cookie and not the frosting part. Deal with it.

Glamrock Freddy: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

*Gregory, Tulin, and Link burst through the wall in a go-kart, all wearing 8-bit sunglasses.*

Link: YO SOCRATES, IT'S A FREAKIN' COOKIE!

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Michael: Do you take constructive criticism?

Gregory: I take cash or credit.

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Vanessa: Why are you like this?

Michael: I used "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and have never felt emotions since.

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Link: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute crap. Consider your life privileges revoked.

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Link: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my Lefts?

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Rauru: Did you say "arson"?

Link: Oh, sorry, I meant "crime brûlée".

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Vanessa: At this point, my coping mechanisms are probably worse than my problems.

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Gregory: I wish I could control wasps and bees to sting my enemies.

Michael: You're too young to have enemies.

Gregory: You don't even know.

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Link: I've never met a problem that couldn't be solved by a spontaneous musical number!

Revali: I will steal your liver.

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Vanessa: Gregory is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Glamrock Freddy: Wait, why?

Vanessa: Because I've caught them trying to train the racoons in the yard five nights in a row.

Gregory: *pouting* You'll be thanking me when the third racoon battalion saves you.

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Henry: Keep empty, wrapped boxes under the Christmas tree. When a kid misbehaves, throw one into the fire.

William: But what do I do when I run out of kids?

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Gregory: *in a derogatory tone* Weatherboy.

Mimic: What does that mean?

Gregory: Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy.

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Link: *is being buried alive.*

Ganondorf: How are you eating the dirt so quickly?!

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Link: If you hear weird noises at night, make weirder noises to assert dominance.

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Tulin: If chickens were big enough to eat us, do you think they would?

Sidon: Without question.

Gregory: Without remorse.

Link: *with fear in his eyes* Without hesitation.

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Gregory:  I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

Link: Why stop at just knives?

[faegoddessog]

Day 7: Fever

Ok loves, I've decided to try something to stretch myself creatively with this challenge. I'm gonna dribble my drabble and see if I can tie each theme into an actual story that I'll write day by day! We'll see how it goes! Wish me luck!

Here is my ongoing masterlist of this project.

My other works are here if you are interested!

Check out the fun challenge here by @slowsweetlove . Feel free to jump in too!

Day 7: Fever

Two cups of coffee and another piece of pie later, apparently Austin had a thing for apple pie, especially when he’s drunk. 

“Did you like your time on the Carrie Diaries,” asks Austin around his last mouthful, starting to sober up. 

“Geeze, honestly Austin, it feels like a fever dream now, it was two months like ten years ago. Honestly, I am shocked that you even remember me,” you confess. 

“Are you? How could I forget you?” his smile is enigmatic. “We spent so much time together in those two months. You were so willing to talk to me, to share your dreams.  The girl who replaced you wasn’t nearly as interesting, though she was nice,” Austin clarifies. The one thing he sucked at, was saying bad things about people.  He catches your eye, staring straight into your soul. “Nice, but  she was not you. You were,” he hesitates, “you were my….” he swallows, “friend.” 

That’s not what he wanted to say, not at all. 

“Austin, I need to confess something to you,” you just can’t dance around it anymore, “and if it makes you uncomfortable, I’m sorry. But I need to tell you what I came to say that day I walked in on you and Vanessa.” 

He is suddenly very serious, giving you all 100% of his formidable attention. 

“I came in there to tell you that I wasn’t going to be back, and that…. that I liked you.” you finish lamely under his stare.

He nods his head, breathing deep. He opens his mouth to talk. 

“NO, wait… that’s not… “ you hold up a finger. His mouth closes. “Austin, it wasn’t just a crush.  I realized that day, obviously too late, just how hard I had fallen for you.  I came in hoping we could at least go out on a date, since we wouldn’t be working together anymore. And I saw you there with her, and I felt so betrayed. And you clearly were embarrassed that I caught you, and young me just couldn’t handle it. So I just ran.”

He opens his mouth, chest puffing up with an inhale. You hold up your whole hand.  Red rises, fever-like up his neck, whether from embarrassment or anger, you don't know. 

“I know you didn’t lead me on and  that much of it was in my head, but I felt betrayed because you never once mentioned her. I feel like I could have reconciled it, been ok  just being a friend if I had known. But I was heartbroken.” 

He shakes his head opening his mouth. You push on. 

“And no I’m not looking for another apology. What’s done is done, but I just needed you to know.” You finish, heat pricking at your neck and cheeks. 

He sits there, beautiful plush lips pressed together, waiting in case you needed to say something else. 

You  give him the ‘go ahead’ gesture. 

“First, thank you for telling me, that had to be hard. Second, I am sorry that I hurt you, it wasn’t my intention at all. For the record, I had been sorta seeing Vanessa off and on, but it hadn’t been serious until about 5 minutes before you walked in.  She surprised me by coming to New York and wanted to make it official, and since well…” he looks down at the table where his fingers are caressing the melamine, “ I thought you just weren't that in to me, I figured I had nothing to lose..”

“Wait what?” you aren’t sure what you just heard. 

“Truth be told,” he continues, ”if you had told me that before she showed up, I would have definitely gone on that date.  I don’t know what would have happened.  That’s why I was so embarrassed, because I thought you… I don’t know, would hate me or something.  It was so awkward and stupid and I was so young. I had no idea you felt the same about me. I’m so sorry.” 

Your jaw hangs open  and you blink in disbelief for a full minute  as a feverish sweat nearly breaks out on your forehead. A play of emotions run across his face as you don’t know how to react. 

“Come on,” you drop cash on the table and take his hand. 

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[animalawesomeness]

Fireside Girl headcanons

The poster has inspired me to post these

Adyson Sweetwater

Likes to cook, makes simple things like eggs and grilled cheese and then perfects them

Despite her clumsyness tries to be careful in the kitchen, still has a lot of cuts and burns

Most of her clothes have been ripped and patched numerous times

Most brute strength-y of the group

Always talks through movies

Very competitive, she and Ginger always have some sort of contest going on

"Lets stay up all night!" *falls asleep at 9*

Tried really hard to get 52 patches in one day to reclaim her title

Her hair is usually a total rats-nest but if you can get past the snarls she likes the feeling of people playing with her hair

Mario cart

Very protective of her friends

Has a big, close-knit family with lots of cousins

Fidgety- hates having to sit still

Milly

Loves to draw

Always has the best shirts but no sense of style

Like to read almost all kinds of books except creepy/horror and romance

Pockets always full of weird stuff, HATES pants without pockets

Loves cartoons

Gossip buds with Ferb, she's like the only person besides Phineas who he'll have actual conversations with

Hates not being good at things

Super shy, takes a long time to warm up to people

Totally an animal person, loves all kinds even when other people think they are creepy or scary

Night owl, would stay up all night and sleep all day if she could

Gets absorbed in what she's doing and forgets to eat

When she gets tired everything she says becomes deadpan

2 older siblings, sister is mute, all adopted by her dad

Holly

If you're mean to her friends she will DESTROY you. Verbally.

Likes to bake/has a a sweet tooth

Watches old movies with Katy

Sew and textile art stuff, has fixed most of Adyson's torn clothes

Has a grim sense of humor, the other fireside girls are the only ones who can tell if she's joking

Goes all out on Halloween costumes every year, the idea of buying them offends her

Great swimmer, was taught by Isabella, who is immensely proud

Loves the moon and astrology

Oldest sibling, used to taking care of people

Feels responsible for the other girl's safety

Vanessa. I'm not sure how but they are connected somehow. I'll work it out later

Out of all of them shes the best skateboarder

Gretchen

Wicked smart, has a rivalry with Baljeet

Likes to play video games, especially Minecraft

Learing to code

Will read any book she can get her hands on

Tiny and full of rage

Plays the tuba, her friends are very supportive but find it hilarious

Parallel play is how she shows she likes you

Middle kid, younger twins and two teenage siblings

Knows sign language with Milly

Has earned all the fighting patches

Talks to herself when she's figuring things out

Likes bugs and moss

Great singer but doesn't think so, is embarrassed to sing in front of other people

Katie

Loves to go roller blading

Undefeated at arm wrestling

Very sensitive around other people but not her friends

Likes listening to her friends diss people

Dances-very good

Loves giving people little gifts

Sensory overload

Can NOT have coffee she will never sleep again. It's ok though because she doesn't like the taste

Super light for no reason, her friends scoop her up and carry her around

Once ate all the candy from Halloween, ran to deliver all her cupcakes in record time, and then almost passed out

Makes up complex games to play

Youngest sibling, they are much older though so shes effectively an only child

Ginger Hirano

Always has to be the best

Made Stacy's bracelet

Good at memorizing things

Doesn't get her feelings hurt very easily

Always wants to help

Pressure at home

Gets the most into sports, they all are amazing at them but she cares the most

Gets distracted relatively easily

Smart, especially with math

Joiner- she'll try almost anything to see if she likes it

Thinks Stacy is the coolest person ever (rightly)

Makes lots of jokes, some of them are even funny

Not very good at keeping secrets

Anyway those are just my thoughts if anyone has their headcanons please share them

I can't wait to be proven completely wrong by the revival

(Sorry for how long this is I have a lot of Thougts)

[astridthevalkyrie]

to add to that last ask, portia featherington is a beloved character despite the fact that she: encouraged marina to trick colin, manipulated her by forging the letter from george (because before that marina was NOT planning on pursuing colin like that), fearmongered her and made sure marina didn't stay unmarried despite her wanting to, slapped her after finding out she was pregnant (marina was a teenage girl!), and is generally emotionally abusive to all her daughters especially penelope and everyone says it's okay because she loves her kids!

so we have our answer, if marina was white, i think everyone would love her. because portia is like 70% of the reason marina did what she did. and sure, she has somewhat of a redemption arc in season 3, but people loved her even before that. and that's not to say i don't find her entertaining. she's funny, she delivers lines well, she's the worst and it makes for enjoyable scenes. but i do give more grace to the pregnant black teenager than to the middle aged white woman for "protecting her kids." in quotes because even if portia did see herself in pen, her treatment of pen is in no way protective or loving and flipping it around once she sees that colin genuinely loves her seems incredibly insincere.

also this isn't unique to bridgerton. you remember when the little mermaid live action came out? even going past the absolute vileness and vitriol that halle bailey faced leading up to the release you remember how when it came out? and everyone and their mothers LOVED vanessa? vanessa who had no lines? vanessa whose singing voice was halle bailey and whose speaking voice was melissa mccarthy? the white actress who just had to spin around for a minute and make a very evil expression? and people said she stole the movie? and you can't say it's racism because people will be like "omg so just liking a white actress/character is racist???" no. and you know that's not it. it's that you would go out of your way to put such heavy praise onto a white actress that did absolutely nothing special aside from being a pretty white girl when it was halle who made the movie and even that scene with her acting and her voice.

remember how in ginny and georgia people are absolutely insane and disgusting when it comes to ginny a young mixed girl but praise abby the mean and edgy white girl and go so far as to call her a victim? and sure some of it just comes from a concerning lack of recalling media but it's also just this unsaid perhaps unconscious dislike people have of black characters (and all characters of color but especially black characters). it's the fact that many writers write them to be disliked. and people fall for it, take the bait, hook line and sinker.

and it's in little doses. god i just. people can think i'm reaching at straws all they want but lucas in stranger things. how in the first season he's MADE to be disliked despite being in the right. kenny in cobra kai who is humiliated again and again in show and we're supposed to dislike him or maybe just laugh at him. whatever the fuck is happening in that shameless scene where fiona fires the only black employee that works for her. i haven't seen shameless but that scene unfortunately comes up on my feed once every few months and each time i hate it more. because people will say "b-b-b-but that lady was a bad employee! she was lazy and coming to work late and then playing the race card!" yes! precisely! why did the writers write a scene like that? why did they play into such a negative stereotype just to give their woe-is-me white woman a #badbitch moment? the sinister thrill that people get from seeing black characters and especially black women "get what's coming to them" is so concerning!

how people talk about jacinda in the last season of once upon a time and say henry had more chemistry with ivy. no the fuck he did NOT. if jacinda was white and ivy was black, that would not be such a popular opinion. and it does get trickier when it comes to shipping because sure, everyone likes different things in fiction. i haven't seen star wars so take the following with a grain of salt but yeah sure people will like rey x kylo more than rey x finn. her dynamic with kylo is probably more interesting. but WHY is it more interesting. why could the writers not make her relationship with finn more engaging if he was supposed to be her love interest? would more people not be calling reylo toxic if kylo was played by a black actor? would more people not be saying that rey is a lesbian if she was played by a black woman? that is to say, i am in no way saying that people who ship reylo are racist. i think there are very few people who actively had the thought "i'm not going to ship rey with finn because finn is black." however i think there is a combination of a, writers not wanting to make black characters outright evil because they'll be called racist so they just sneak in ways to make them either annoying or boring, and b, fandom either ignoring or actively disliking black characters whether the writers do it or not. again, haven't seen star wars, but i can also talk about how lucas and max from stranger things are now more popular post season 4 when they were given better scenes, but how before that everyone shipped max with eleven.

or what about the mess of a movie that is set it up. where the two bad characters are the ceo guy who is portrayed as angry and aggressive and cheating on his girlfriend, and the main character's girlfriend, who is portrayed as vain and selfish.

the only beloved black character from a POPULAR fandom (because there are beloved and well-written black and other poc characters in smaller fandoms) that i can think of off the top of my head is jesper from six of crows. he's a MAIN character, first of all, and he is clearly written to be liked. the show and book make him the charmer, the funny one, gives him an actual plotline and secrets and family and angst and engagement just like all the other characters in the story. perhaps characters like t'challa in marvel could be considered popular. but on ao3, out of 500k marvel fics, 10k have him tagged as a character. whereas in 10k fics for six of crows, jesper is tagged in 6k and him x wylan is the second most popular ship.

idek where i'm going with this. i'm not trying to be mean. it's fine and valid to say that someone wouldn't like a character if they're white. i think it's also valid for me to say that black characters are villainized or ignored by writers and fandoms alike in a way white characters aren't, and that sometimes it's very obvious.

[azar-rosethorn]

Incorrect Security Breach Quotes 5

(someone stop me)

Also my AU Fic demands attention

Gregory: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about The Scarlet Web.

Chica: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Gregory: I was too lazy to watch the movie.

--

Vanessa: What’s your biggest fear?

Roxy: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.

Gregory: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.

Chica: Zombies.

Roxy: ...

Gregory: ...

Chica: BUT they can open doors.

--

Chica: Why doesn’t Roxy find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Gregory: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Chica: *bites lip*

Gregory: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

--

Monty: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Roxy: Only as our rodeo clown.

--

Vanessa: What do people in relationships even do?

Freddy: Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy.

Vanessa: Okay. Didn't ask.

Chica: Asks question

Chica: "Didn't ask"

Vanessa: Thanks for the play by play, Captain Fuck.

--

Monty: My head hurts.

Vanessa: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

--

Monty: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is an orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Sun: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Vanessa: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Roxy: What was the color called before then?

Bonnie: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

--

Sun: You’re a loose cannon, Roxy.

Roxy: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Bonnie: I think you play by your own rules.

Gregory: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.

Sun: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Roxy: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Moon is a loose cannon.

Moon: *smashes a chair* You shut your trap, Roxy!

Gregory: I’d say Moon’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.

Bonnie: Now I’m just confused. Is Roxy a loose cannon or not?

Sun: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Roxy: *groans*

Moon: Aw, man.

--

Vanessa: Good morning.

Freddy: Good morning.

Bonnie: Good morning.

Monty: Y'all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Gregory: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!

--

Sun: What does “take out” mean?

Roxy: Food.

Chica: Dating.

Vanessa: Murder.

Gregory: It can be all three if you’re brave enough.

--

Freddy: How do you do that?

Bonnie: I'm fearless.

Chica: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.

Bonnie: I'm mostly fearless.

--

Roxy: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

Chica: Why not 24/7?

Roxy: Snack breaks.

--

Freddy: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Vanessa periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Freddy: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

--

Monty: I’m a multitasker!

Monty: I can disappoint fifteen people at once.

--

Sun: Monty has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing!

--

[womanofwords]

I Give You My Word

"I swear, teacher, it was them! They broke the shelf! I give you my word!" Vanessa insisted.

Harriet groaned. Vanessa always said that. The worst part was that she was usually lying when she said that, but nobody wanted to disbelieve the most rule-abiding and high-achieving student in the school. "Something the matter, Harriet?" Vanessa said, a hint of false concern in her voice.

"Harriet, do you have something to say?" Miss Armitage asked.

"Vanessa, I saw the whole thing. That shelf fell on its own; it's super rickety and unstable. You can't and shouldn't give your word on something that is untrue." Harriet stared the star student in the eye, holding firm.

"I'm sure Vanessa was mistaken, Harriet. She'd never lie to a member of staff," Miss Armitage said. Behind her back, Vanessa pulled an eyelid down. Safe once again.

"You'll have to try a little harder if you want me out of the way," Vanessa hissed.

"Challenge accepted," Harriet hissed back.

_____________________

When Vanessa came to school the next day, the atmosphere was odd. Everyone was reading something. Some kind of newsletter. When she arrived, people looked at her like she was dirt.

"Ugh, it's her," someone muttered. Some of them cleared out; others stayed so they could give her the stink eye.

"What's going on? Why do you all hate me?" Vanessa watched helplessly as people looked at her with disgust.

"You ought to know, killjoy!" A younger student happily shoved some of the papers into Vanessa's face, and she read them.

Colour drained from her face.

Everything she'd thought she'd done in secret was out in the open now. The time she'd called the police on a loud gathering just for it to be a block party that got broken up? The transcript of the call where she 'gave her word' that the neighbours were definitely breaking some kind of law had been distributed around the school. And the time when she took part in a cyberbullying campaign against the more unpopular students was included in the papers. Vanessa winced when she read her own words.

Those freaks have it coming, I give you my word.

"Young lady, with me!" Miss Armitage commanded.

And Vanessa went with her without a word in protest.

____________________

There was a marked change since then. Vanessa was subdued, quieter. The teachers, however, were louder. Mostly with Vanessa.

"Teacher, they're passing around the answer key! I saw them! I give you my-"

"Vanessa, do your work," the teacher groaned.

And Harriet smirked into her quiz sheet.