#The serpents head~ 🍷

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Alright, this was fine!

Odessa just finished a good day of bore hunting, maybe shot Perimedes in the arm, and her chiton was COMPLETELY stained, meaning she had to wear her cloak (plus it was sort of cold, so she left the hood of it on.) But that was besides the point.

The whole point was that she was finally home again, and she could kick back, relax, and see her awesome son without the worry of Gods or Alternate Univers-

"Oh fuck off..."

- yk who

“How ‘bout you open her room? I mean, we’d all have so much fun with her!” *The tallest of the men said.. she remembered him. The one who planned to take advantage of her wife.. Antionus..*

“How DARE you! Don’t you DARE to call my mother a tramp, you bastard!” *His son. The boy he saw was nervous under these men, who had been pushed around more times than Odessa or Telemachus could ever count.*

*The two men behind him. Eurymachus, the one who had lied to his wife and swore to be a protector and friend to ode and Telemachus just to plan to kill the boy.*

*The other a fluffy haired man. The one Telemachus would stand through the throat.. the one who said to make Odessa “rot” once the weapons had been found..*

“Oohhh..”

“I just did.” *He grips the prince by the face, holding it hard enough to bruise.* “What ‘cha gonna do about it, champ?”

[cheapsweets]

An Accumulation of Additional Sea Creatures

My entry in this week’s (FINALfinal!) Maniculum bestiaryposting challenge from @maniculum

Pencil sketch, then lines in TWSBI Eco fountain pen, extra fine nib, using Monteverde Raven Noir ink.

Not had a lot of time this week, but I was determined to see it through, particularly for a batch of critters as fun as these. Also, finally justice for fishes (and other assorted squishy and not-so-squishy sea critters)! "What human affection can equal the sense of duty that we find in fish?" 🤔🐟

Though process below the cut;

Ahrmegyaeb

Other fish produce living offspring from their bodies, like the great whales, dolphins, Ahrmegyaebs and others of this sort; when they have produced their young and have, perhaps, a premonition that these are ever threatened by some kind of trap or in danger, in order to protect them or to calm with a mother’s love the fear of those of tender years, they are said to open their mouths and hold their young, without harming them, in their teeth, and also to take them back into their body, concealed in their womb. What human affection can equal the sense of duty that we find in fish?

A face only a mother baby could love; while there are a lot of mouth brooding fish, I took more inspiration from crocodiles, so we have some babies (had to get the baby animals in!) peeking out from between the pointy teeth of a parent.

Bursgaenga

The Bursgaenga is so called because, they claim, it alone ruminates its food; other fish do not. They say it is a clever fish. For, caught in a pot, it does not try to break out with its forehead or try to stick its head through the wicker sides, but with rapid blows of its tail loosens the rear entrance of the pot and thus swims out through the back. If by chance another Bursgaenga sees it struggling, it seizes the captive’s tail between its teeth and helps it to break out.

Fairly obvious in terms of the behaviour, I gave the bursgaenga a bit of a cow-like face, and a tail slightly influenced by a thresher shark for whacking pots (and being good to grab on to).

Chraekhret

The Chraekhret is a very small fish, six inches long, which gets its name from the fact that it holds a ship fast by sticking to it; although the winds roar and the storms rage, the ship stays still, rooted, it seems, in the sea, immobile. The fish does this, not by holding the ship back, but simply by sticking on to it.

I suspect I know what this creature is, and I struggled a bit to think of a way to represent it sticking to the hull of the ship without it resembling my suspected fish... In hindsight, I could also have referenced lumpfish (very beautiful, very powerful) where the pelvic fins are modified into suction cups...

Dhrakyetor

Dhrakyetors, [redacted], get their name from their similarity to serpents, [redacted]. They are born from mud; for this reason, if you catch an Dhrakyetor, it is so smooth that the harder you grip it, the quicker it slithers away. They say that in the River Ganges, in the east, there are Dhrakyetors thirty feet long. If dead Dhrakyetors are soaked in wine, anyone drinking the liquor develops a loathing of wine. [I know we just had that same wine factoid in the previous sea creatures entry – either it works with multiple fish, or there’s a scribal error.]

Long boi fishy sliding around in mud. To be honest, there are a lot of animals that I suspect would make wine taste foul if you soaked them in it... 🤔🐠🍷

Eavbechtgi

The Eavbechtgi, [redacted], is called by the Greeks [redacted], because it twists itself into circles. Eavbechtgis, it is said, are of the female sex only and conceive from intercourse with snakes; as a result, fishermen catch it by calling it with a snake’s hiss. It is difficult to kill a Eavbechtgi with a single blow from a cudgel; you need to beat it repeatedly with a stick. It is a fact that the life-spirit of the Eavbechtgi is its tail, for when it is beaten on the head, it is difficult to kill; but when it is beaten on the tail, it dies at once.

Ignoring previous prompts for a moment,I figured this would have to be fairly long and flexible in order to twist itself into circles. Regarding its life spirit being in the tail, I interpreted this as it having a very long snout, but a short body.

Fatrihrukh

The name of the Fatrihrukh means ‘many-footed’, because it has a large number of coiling legs. It is a clever fish; it makes for the fisherman’s baited hook, catches hold of it by entwining it in its limbs, and does not let go until it has nibbled round the bait.

Although some fish do have 'legs', they don't tend to have many, so I figured in this case we are including assorted creatures that live in the sea as 'fish'. As such, it could be a many-legged polychaete worm like a ragworm. I wonder if the coiling legs act like propellors when it swims so I figu, legs + fish? Probably not taking tihs literally, polychaete worm like ragworm. wonder if the coiling legs act like propellers when it swims?

Griggkhraz

The Griggkhraz is so called because it numbs the body of anyone who touches it when it is alive. According to Pliny the second, if a Griggkhraz from the Indian sea is touched by a spear or rod, even from a considerable distance, the muscles of the fisherman’s arms, even if they are very strong, grow numb, and his feet, however fast they run, cannot move. So great is the power of the Griggkhraz, that even its breath has this effect on the limbs of the body.

Conversely, we're assuming here that any sea creature we don't get a description that indicates otherwise is an actual fish, in this case, one covered in toxic slime and radiating this into the surrounding water.

Hretchngin

The Hretchngin also plans a series of tricks to acquire food. For it has a taste for oysters and sets out to feast on their flesh. But because seeking food means looking out for danger, the more difficult the chase, the greater the danger. The Hretchngin’s quest is difficult because the food is enclosed within two very strong shells, for nature, acting in accordance with the will of the Creator, has furnished the softness of the flesh with walls, so to speak, nourishing and warming it within the shells in a bosom-like cleft, and the oyster spreads its flesh out as if in a valley. As a result, all the efforts of the Hretchngin come to nothing, because it has not the strength to open the closed oyster. The Hretchngin’s quest becomes dangerous if the oyster shuts its shell on one of the the Hretchngin’s claws. The Hretchngin resorts to strategy and works on the idea of setting a trap, using a new kind of trick. Because all kinds of animals yield to pleasure, the Hretchngin watches out for the time when the oyster, safely out of the wind and lying in the rays of the sun, opens its double-shelled prison in order to satisfy its inner longing for some fresh air. Then the Hretchngin, stealthily inserting a pebble, stops the oyster from closing its shell and, finding what was shut now open, it inserts its claws in safety and feeds on the flesh inside. [These guys come back around later, wherein the author repeats himself a bit, summarizing the above in a couple sentences and then adding the portion below.] They say that if ten Hretchngins are bound together with a handful of basil, all the scorpions in the neighbourhood assemble at that point. There are two kinds of Hretchngin, river and sea.

The noble Hretchngin, on its brave quest to, erm, eat all the oysters?

Ooh, this is a fun one (even if I got confused and drew mussells rather than oysters). Claws indicates a crustacean, so we have the claws and influenced by knightly helmets, with antennae atop its head like a plume.

Khaboghrad

The Khaboghrad is small, worthless and contemptible – I am talking about the maritime kind – and is customarily taken by seafarers as a sign of a storm ahead or as a herald of calm weather. When it senses that a stormy blast is on the way, it seizes a good-sized pebble and carries it as a kind of ballast, and drags it like an anchor lest it is thrown up by the swell. Thus it saves itself not by its own strength but by using weight from another source to steer a stable course. Sailors seize on this behaviour as a sign of bad weather to come and take precautions lest an unexpected hurricane should catch them unprepared. What mathematician, what astrologer, what Chaldean can make sense in this way of the course of the stars, or of the motions and signs of the heavens. By what instinct has the Khaboghrad acquired this skill? From what teacher has it learned this art? Who interpreted such omens for it? [The author continues in that vein for about a page.]

A small, worthless and contemptible fish... I may have taken a little pop-culture influence from this one 😉

Lungyoggea

The Lungyoggea and Lungyoggita are so called because they are hollow, that is to say, they empty themselves, at the waning of the moon. For the limbs of all the enclosed sea-creatures and shellfish grow at the waxing of the moon and empty when the moon is waning. For when the moon waxes, it increases a humour; when it wanes, it diminishes them. This is what physicians say. Lungyoggea is the name for those in the first state, that is, growing; but Lungyoggita are what they are called after they have shrunk - Lungyoggita, little Lungyoggea, so to speak.

So, a creature with limbs (or, at least one), that is hollow, and that grows or shrinks depending on the phase of the moon. Might be a bit of a stretch here, but I interpreted this prompt as a brachipod, (not a mollusc, an entirely different phylum, visually similar to bivalves but with a stalk-like pedicle that anchors them to substrate). I interpreted the pedicle as the 'limb', extending during a waxing moon and filter-feeding, and shrinking during a waning moon (and clamping its shell closed for protection).

Magtlegyeg

There are many species of shellfish, among them the pearl-bearing Magtlegyegs called [redacted], in whose flesh a precious stone is formed. The authors of the book of the natures of living things relate that at night these creatures go ashore and are fertilised by the dew from heaven, for which reason they are called [redacted].

So, this creature can create pearls, which means it has to be a mollusc (the only other animals I know that could produce pearls are the extinct Conulariids). We also know its mobile and can crawl out of the water, which means it probably has to be a gastropod, in this case I've taken it to be a large conch.

Nolthrigyo

The Nolthrigyo is a sea snail, so called from its sharp point and rough surface; it is known by another name, [redacted], because when you cut around it with an iron blade, it produces tears which are purple in colour, from which purple dye is made; from this comes the other name for purple, [redacted], because the dye is made from the fluid enclosed in the shell.

A different kind of snail here, the shell was fun to draw.

Ormlalaehr

The Ormlalaehr, [redacted], is so called because it is covered by the vault of its shell, in the manner of an arched roof. There are four species: land, sea, mud – that is, living in swamps or marshland; the fourth species belongs to rivers and lives in fresh water. Some relate the incredible fact that ships sail more slowly when they carry the right foot of a Ormlalaehr.

I went back and forth a bit about what kind of shellfish would work best with the arched shell, but settled on a cephalopod because I hadn't drawn one yet, because there is a mention of it having multiple feet (molluscs normally just have the one, but in this case we can interperet the two longer tentacles as separate 'feet'), and they're awesome! With the siphon located where it is it probably mostly moves backwards...

Riggmungku

Riggmungkus, [redacted], get their name from their constant chatter, because they make a croaking noise all around the marshes where they breed, calling out in an uncouth manner with their peculiar sound. Of these, some are called water Riggmungkus, others marsh; some are called Riggmungku-2, [redacted], because they live in brambles, [redacted]; they are larger than the others. Others are called Riggmungku-3, since they live among reeds, [redacted], and bushes; they are the smallest of all, they are green, they are dumb, and they have no croak. Riggmungku-4s are very small Riggmungkus living on dry ground or in fields, [redacted], from which they get their name. [I didn’t think the one-sentence ones rated their own spot, so they get numbers.]

It's a fish that sometimes lives out of the water, so heavy mudskipper influence here. Also, I don't know about you but the only type of animal I can think of that croaks are crows or ravens, so I gave it a crow-like beak to reflect that!

[waddleonmywaywardducks]

DINOYSUS MASTERPOST

(all resources will be linked in dinoysus's name. this post will be a little bit different as Im still researching dinoysus and I don't have a committed relationship to him, so has always please dm me or leave it in my ask box if something is wrong! Thank you!)

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recently I've been very called to start worship with dinoysus, as a punk kid, a pansexual trans man, and lover of the arts, I feel as if he's a god I can find comfort in. I get so nervous bringing in a new god into my practice though, I worry that since the relationship is so new, I'll get bored of it....but I'm getting better at it!! Hopefully this post will move me more into wanting to worship him lol, but anyways heres the master post!!

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WHO IS DINOYSUS

Dinoysus is the god of wine-making, orchards and fruit, vegetation, fertility, festivity, insanity, ritual madness, religious ecstasy, and theatre. He was depicted as either an older, bearded god or an effeminate, long-haired youth. His attributes included the thyrsos (a pine-cone tipped staff), a drinking cup and a crown of ivy. He was usually accompanied by a troop of Satyrs and Mainades (wild female devotees). Dionysos' sacred animals were the panther (leopard), tiger, bull and serpent. The god rode on the back of a panther or drove a chariot drawn by a pair of the beasts.

His sacred plants were the grapevine, ivy, bindweed (prickly ivy) and pine tree. Devotees of the god wore wreaths of ivy and carried pine-cone tipped staffs.

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WHAT IS DINOYSUS ROLE?

I couldn't find much on dinoysus's worship other than the cults that was made in his honor, more specifically the Mainades. In Greek mythology, maenads were female followers of dinoysus. They were portrayed as inspired by Dionysus into a state of ecstatic frenzy through a combination of dancing and intoxication. During these rites, the maenads would dress in fawn skins and carry a thyrsus, a long stick wrapped in ivy or vine leaves and tipped with a pine cone. They would weave ivy-wreaths around their heads or wear a bull helmet in honor of their god, and often handle or wear snakes.

In ceramic art, the frolicking of Maenads and Dionysus is often a theme depicted on kraters, used to mix water and wine. These scenes show the maenads in their frenzy running in the forests, often tearing to pieces any animal they happen to come across. (I also read somewhere that they performed huge orgies while drunk to become "possessed" by the god and were cannibalistic as well. I have no idea if the cannibal thing is true tho, everything else Is.)

In a less intense way of worship, worshippers of dinoysus would host plays and parties in his name.

Worshippers now are often trans, lgbtq+, poc, foreigners/immigrants, people who love the arts, and stuff of that sorts!

UPG

I see dinoysus similarly to how he is seen on Hades 😭😭 he hasn't presented himself to me yet so I'm just going off of what I see in my mind lol but other than that I dont have much upg on him :(

DINOYSUS UPG/INFO POST

- dinoysus 101

- dinoysus deep dive

- another dinoysus deep dive

[maia-and-ria]

Could you tell us more about your stigma?

((Gonna answer this one as mun because I need to yap. Thanks for the ask, anon!))

Tw: mentions of blood through cutting or some sort, reviving the dead for revenge and to torture them, and literally exploding hearts (the organ)

It's pretty long so grab a snack or something.

Maia 🥃

Stigma: diarolumans (Andromalius)

"Andromalius is a mighty Great Earl of Hell, having thirty-six legions of demons at his service. He can bring back both a thief and the stolen goods, punishes all thieves and other wicked people, and discovers hidden treasures, all evilness, and all dishonest dealing. Andromalius is depicted as a man holding a big serpent in his hand."

In a nutshell Maia can revive the dead BUT ONLY GHOULS AND HUMANS! And only one person at a time. There's no limited time on how long she can keep the soul on Earth but for as long as she does tally marks will appear on her left hand and spread to her arm.

To activate it she needs to physically touch the dead body with her left arm and then handcuff them to her (with her handcuff artifact). Those that she revived will first writhe in pain from how they died and her artifact is supposed to lessen those pain while also bind their soul to her. Anything that she ask of them, they have no choice but to do it. But because of the limited time and the side effects, Maia only use it to questions dead assassins/individuals who killed themselves/being killed to cover up a case.

The longer the soul stays, the more tally will be cut on her arm by some invisible force. She won't feel much if it's ordinary cut but since the pain of the dead person is being transferred to her (i never said it'll disappear), the pain of the cut will be 3 to 5 times worse.

It's like keeping a soul prisoner and her skin is the prison wall. It's where those prisoner will keep count. The time each mark will appear are also different from soul to soul. If the person died willingly, the tally will appear more often because the soul would rather escape her. It's different when she's reviving someone who was murdered instead – like a witness, for example.

The longer she keep them, the more tally will spread; the further those marks spread, the closer she is to go berserk. She's never gone berserk in her life so she never know what it meant but her theory is that once it reaches a certain point, she won't be able to control it and she will become an open portal for the dead to return to earth.

Also the tally marks will never disappear. They'll look like tattoos to her after that. That's why she always cover her left arm and also wear one glove.

Hence why she only use her stigma when she reach dead end, when she really can't find another lead to solve a case. The price is just too high for her.

But one time she use it to revive Ria's kidnapper/stalker that she killed herself. A bullet to his head wasn't enough she brought the bastard to life without using her artifact. The things she did to him was so inhumane and she only stopped when Ria was screaming crying begging for her to stop because she knew about the side effects it did to Maia's left arm. Now Ria hates it whenever Maia has use her stigma and she will hate on anyone who make her use it no matter the reason.

Ria ���

Stigma: eos (Ose)

“OSE, or VOSO. – The Fifty-seventh Spirit is Oso, Ose, or Voso. He is a Great President, and appeareth like a Leopard at the first, but after a little time he putteth on the Shape of a Man. His Office is to make one cunning in the Liberal Sciences, and to give True Answers of Divine and Secret Things; also to change a Man into any Shape that the Exorcist pleaseth, so that he that is so changed will not think any other thing than that he is in verity that Creature or Thing he is changed into."

Ria can control and listen to people's heart(beats). She can even detect someone's presence in the room based on just that. Just like Maia, her stigma only works on ghouls and humans.

If she wants to threaten someone, she can make that person's heart beat faster or slower without even touching them. But to make their heart stop is another thing because she has to make physical contact with the person's vein – mainly on the wrist or neck. She's a literal heart-throbber. She can literally explode someone's heart if she wants to.

She can tell whether someone is lying to her or not based on the person's heart rate. Hence why no one can ever trick her in business dealings and that makes her one of the reliable sources of information in the institute (whether she wants to give that information or not is a different thing).

Back then (from 1st to 2nd year) Romeo would want her to be present when he's interrogating some rat. And it was easy for her to say yes too. But now that their relationship is not like it used to be, they had to go through a series of argument (through their minions) to work together.

"What's the price for such stigma?" Her own heart ❤

Her heart will never belong to her. It's a stigma that plays with her heart so she can play with others. She will always bound to love someone and she's not in control whether that person will return her feelings or not.

Did I mention she can control people's heart? Yes. EXCEPT those that she love. She can't hear their heartbeats. She can't detect their presence, she can never tell whether they're lying or not, she can't play with them in general. It's like she's facing another people before she made a pact with her demon. If she wants them to return her feelings, she has to do it old school way, unlike when she's toying with someone she wants to take advantage of because she will know how and what to do (she doesn't even have feelings for them to begin with)

Unless she love that person. And once she does she will love them to death. Literally.

Despite not being able to feel their beating hearts, the second those hearts stop beating (dead), she will feel like her heart is being ripped apart forcefully to the point of her crying blood and the only thing she would want is to die with them.

Moving on is not an option either. Sure, they don't have to return her feelings, but her heart remain theirs till the end of time. She can bear the pain of seeing them with someone else, but not when they die.

Also, if that person were to hurt Ria, she can't do anything about it. She can't ask or threaten them to stop and she can't defend herself. She can never bring herself to because those that she love automatically become her greatest weakness.

It's basically "your heart is safe with me" in literal sense. Giving her heart away to them is the same thing as giving them the dagger to use as they please. They can even use it to stab her and she can't do anything about it.

Currently there are three people who are her walking weakness. Maia is one of them and the only person Ria can hold on to (for now).

Who are they? That's for another time but what I can tell you is that not all of them are romantic love.

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

*kicks open your door*

HAHA KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR THIS ASIAN PUSSYCAT TO THROW SOME HALF CHINESE SWEET PEA HEADCANONS YOUR WAY.

Sweet Pea’s birth name is Wesley Kwan.

His parents left him as a child, dad bounced first and then his mom shortly after. Social services took him to his nainai who’s been raising him since he was six.

She’s old school Chinese, she strongly believes tiger balm and eastern medicine solves all.

He wears a jade bangle on his left wrist his nainai gave him when he was eight, it belonged to her late husband who passed before Sweet Pea was born.

Sweets doesn’t speak Mandarin but he does understand it.

Contrary to popular belief, his nainai does speak English (she grew up speaking Mandarin, picked up some Cantonese from her husband, and learned English before moving to Riverdale). She primarily speaks to Sweet Pea in Mandarin with splashes of Canto, but talks to Toni and Fangs in English.

Drives his granny to Greendale to go to the international supermarket bc THERE’S NO ASIAN STORES IN RIVERDALE THEY NEED SALMON HEADS AND OYSTER SAUCE PEOPLE. ASIANS CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT OUR ETHNIC FOOD.

Grew up watching classic Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee films. Hates it when people ask him his favourite martial artist. Bruce is legendary for a reason but Jackie films are what he watched with his nainai as a kid.

Kind of has a short temper bc of kids at school.

HE DOES NOT KNOW KARATE, SHUT UP.

Will kick you in the head if you do ask.

“You’re Chinese?” “Yeah, half.” “You don’t look Chinese.”

Whelp, he just threw a rock at your head.

“Hey, you’re Asian right?” “Yeah.” “So does that mean you eat cats?”

Well look, now you have a busted lip.

“What’s your name?” “Wes.” “No, your real name.” “Wesley.” “But like, what’s your Chinese name?”

That’s how you get a broken nose.

“Can you show me how to eat with chopsticks?”

He just stabbed your hand with a spork.

“Hey, Sweet Pea, how do you say ‘good morning’ in Chinese?” *exaggerated Chinese accent* “Good morning, asshole!”

Sweet Pea will not stand for your stereotypes and anti Asian racism, thank you very much.

If you don’t take your dirty ass steel toed boots off as soon as you get inside his nainai’s house, you are getting punched in the gut and forcefully escorted back to the front door to take your goddamn shoes off.

Granny Pea is waiting for the day her grandson brings a nice Chinese girl home.

Doesn’t care if Serpents are in the room, he kisses his nainai and she will pull him down to kiss his cheeks.

OKAY BUT IF SWEET PEA IS A TOL BEAN HIS GRANDMA IS A SMOL BEAN.

Granny Pea wants to take her grandson to China after he graduates to show him where she was born and raised.

“Hah-ney, do for me!!!!”

Anyone who’s seen Jackie Chan Adventures loses their shit the first time they hear his grandma say “Aiya!”

L O U D fights in Mandarin/Canto/English. Fangs overheard them and he thought someone was going to end up stabbed.

“Hah?” is their “What?”

Jughead finds it jarring every time Granny Pea smiles and says “My good boooy,” to Sweet Pea. It’s like watching a rabbit praise a rabid dog to him.

“Wesley, are you in a gang?” “No, nainai. I wouldn’t do that.” “Ohh, that’s my good boooy!!” Followed by lots of kisses.

Sweet Pea gets the Asian Glow.🍷

Will skip school to stay home and clean the house from top to bottom bc family is coming to stay a while.

Sleeps on the floor of the living room bc his auntie and uncle need his bed and his little cousin is sleeping on the couch. (He’ll sneak over to Fangs’s if his nainai is already asleep)

Cooks half as well as his nainai, she’s so proud, that’s her good boooy.

Celebrates Chinese New Year on the low.

Fidget spinners? Oh honey, Sweets uses Chinese medicine balls bc they’re prettier and promote healthy blood circulation... or whatever my dad said when he let me use his.

He doesn’t drink green tea to fit your stereotype, Karen. He does it for digestion... or whatever the hell my mom says when she makes me drink it.

(for @serpentswangs for being so enthusiastic. 😘)

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

*The thing was.. time travel is FUCKING WEIRD. They heard a laugh. A roaring laugh as Antinous walked with two men. A male with long red hair, a split tongue and the eyes of a snake..and one with brown hair that was fluffy like a teddy bear.*

"No really. That kid doesn't stand a damn chance against us all." *Antinous said as he walked. A goblet in his hand. The snake-like male spoke next.* "Oh no, my plan, it's fool proof. Nobody can messssss it up and caussse it falter!"

*The fluffy haired male spoke next.He was a more nervous man, his green ribbon laying on his shoulder.* "Are you CERTAIN that harming or killing him is a smart idea. Wouldn't the queen just hide more..?"

"Maybe but, she would be easier to take. To see. That tramp wouldn't last without her son and trust me. She won't fight long."

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Won’t you entertain me?

An ETM and ODYSSEY blog

suitors and tele

NOT ALL WILL BE CANON. MAINLY HCS

Enjoy the feast

TW!!!

This will not pretty crappy account. I’m trying to be as close to them as possible but that means some triggering things like blood, death, r4p3, and more. All triggers will be put into play but still, be sure to stead away from here if you don’t like this kinda stuff!

Block, don’t report!

TAGS!

Telemachus- I’ll fight these monsters..~🐺

Antinous- What y’ gonna do about it champ?~ 🗡️

Eurymachus- The serpents head~ 🍷

Amphinomus- Make the bastard rot~ ⚜️

Interactions- Fight little wolf! Fight! ~⚔️

Fluff- Antidepressants— we feeling good today! ~🧸 (antidepressants by BBNO$)

Romantic- I wanna fucking tear you apart..~ 🌹 (Tear you apart by she wants revenge)

Angst- Hold ‘em down..~🥀

Odysseus- Old king..~ 🏹

Penelope- Won’t let any part go to waste~ 🪻

Athena- To fall is to learn one way!~ 🪶

Other suitors- A chance for action— Take control!~ 🔥

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

why does Eurymachus hate physical contact?

He has a love/hate relationship with physical touch.

TW! Abuse and alcohol in this writing will be present but I will be trying to keep it as VAGUE as possible.

Eurymachus grew up in a VERY wealthy family. He had 5 older sisters one of which was his twin sister Endora (who is older by 27 minutes (they argue about it all the time.))

His 3 eldest sisters Asphodel, Evanna and Evania (twins) (ironic name meanings btw) and their father, a high ranking man in army’s and tactics as a younger man, Ryna. Were very physically abusive towards him. Shoving him down stairs, hitting him in the head and basically, beating him black and blue as a child.

It was to the point that before Troy, he was beaten so harshly he couldn’t physically fight due to a whipping and attempt on his life (that he still is yet to tell who tried it.)

His mother and other sisters Calista and his twin Endora were very physically affectionate (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING). Hugs, cuddling, dancing, and more.

His father put that show on along with his sisters. They will be switchy. One day nightmares that would harm and others, the next, kindest of family ever.

That’s why eurymachus has a golden tooth. Because his father tried to buy his way to him after knocking his fucking tooth out. (Yall actually believe he got into a fight… crazy..)

He actually turned to alcohol from a young age due to it. (Making his slightly an alcoholic.)

His flirtation comes from his mother, Charis being a cheater and using her looks to get what she wanted.

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

“Awhhh~! Thank you baby!”

“Fucking faggot-“

(It wouldn’t let me answer it- so- @papaseidon )

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Hello there! I am tickle anon, here to make you smile!

(Tickle attack Eurymachus!)

-tkl anon

( @tickle-anon-the-god )

“GET YOUR GRUBBY MITSsss OFF ME!!”

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Now I feel bad for Amphinomus after reading that........ Anyways: I'm going to kidnap and sacrifice Antinous to whatever greek God I think of on the way. And no one can stop me. Mwa ha ha.

HEY HES AT LEAST HALF DECENT IN MY IDEAS-

EURYMACHUS IS DISGUSTED BY PPL AND SHIT LIKE THAT.

He would push a crying child away/hj

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Hey Telemachus, if I can find out the suitors' tickle spots would you be willing to tickle them for all their wrongdoings?

-tkl anon

( @tickle-anon-the-god )

“I’m not touching those things I’ll get retard faggot cooties.”

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Pass antinous- mostly bc I’m not bottoming and I cannot top that man

Pass eurymachus- idk man he’s just toxic

Get hugged by amphinomus- seems like he’d give good hugs

Hug tele-I dunno, kinda feel like he’d either cry or be slightly weirded out

These are my official answers to smash or pass all of you

Mmmmm toxic waste men… 🤤🤤🤤

“WH- HOW DO YOU KNOW I WOULD CRY?? I WOULD NOT!!”

“I do give good hugs! :3c”

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Uhm....... since I'm bored how would they react if someone came up to them in tears and just like hugged them?

Eurymachus would be COMPLETELY disgusted if it was a random person. If it was someone he actually kinda cared about he would try and comfort them but like.. ew. Not his thing.

Antinous would listen and tell them to walk it off if they’re a random person. If he cares he’d be a bit more sympathetic and respectful. Probably not give the best advice or comfort but, he’d try.

Amphinomus would immediately hold the persons hand, guide them to take a seat and listen to their troubles. If they didn’t wanna talk he would talk to them. Anything, show them the things they’ve sewn and make jokes. He’s not good with comfort but, he listens and talks.

Telemachus is a heart of gold man. He will comfort, wipe tears, offer a shoulder, give physical affection if needed if he cares for you. Even if it’s a random person tele is going to help them through whatever is going on. He’ll be a good king I trust.

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Eurymachus bite into this for me would you?

(Hands him one of those snake venom collecting jars)

“... I-I don’t.. produce venom..?”

*He grabbed the jar and rolled his eyes before doing it anyways. Nothing happened but his sharpened canines (one of them being gold) did puncture the top.*

“Nothin’.”

[suit0rs-and-t3l3]

Question for Antinous and Eurymachus:

WHY are you still stuck on a woman that doesn't want you?.😒 I CAN BE YOUR PENELOPE! JUST SAY THE WORDS!

For Amphinomus and Melanthius:

Since when did you two become so mean? Melanthius your not even a suitor. Your a goatheard. And Amphinomus....... Pick better friends.

For Telemachus:

There's nothing wrong with you. You are a little bean. And I will not let these guys go after your mom! 😭

Melanthius isn’t here but I’ll answer the others. (I might add him later tho-)

*Eurym and Anti look at eachother.* “Childhood crush.”

“Like, from the time I was between thirteen and fifteen, I REALLY saw the appeal of that woman. Like holy shit you gotta see it too, cmon.”

“Ssssame here but I wassss 17.. and honessstly, I’m only half attracted to the woman anywaysss.”

“I enjoy my friends, they’re better than the old ones who tried to drown me in a river! :3c”

“Little bean..? Thanks but.. don’t call me that..? I’m.. not a.. “Little bean.” I’m an adult man-”